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Twitchy I saw these tags and want to enable you. Please say more? (If you have the spoons.)
Thank you for enabling me Cori!! I have brought you a very large ramble :3 This was so fun to expand on!!
I was mostly inspired by the ideas of Social Darwinism in the early 20th century. Extremely basically, the elite thought they were rich because they inherently deserved to be, and the lower classes and poor had something inherently wrong with them that made them poor. They were strong and thus became stronger, the weak only got weaker. To be extremely honest, total horseshit. But interesting to draw from for fictional societies!
In Scala ad Caelum, Keyblade Wielders are the dominant class. In fact the inferiority of Non-Wielders literally defines them in the sense they are Not Wielders. They are the non-default, the Other, the Lesser, the amalgamate masses. To be a keyblade wielder is the default, valued state, and to not be one makes you worth less. It's evident in the language we use to discuss these societies, even out of game- we define them by what they are not. If you're not a wielder, you're lumped together into one massive undefined group.
In contrast, within the Keyblade wielders are different rankings of superiority. In Dark Road this is possibly signified by the different colors of emblems that each student wears*. KHML appears to have its own emblem code, but it's difficult to tell as we have so little footage. Purely based off Dark Road and hoping it applies retroactively, there appears to be three classes within wielders. Bluebloods like Eraqus with gold emblems, Vala with the only silver emblem, and those with white emblems. Xehanort has one that is dark grey, but given his unique situation, we can assume a dark grey emblem is an outlier when signifying class. For our purposes we'll be excluding him and focusing on the other three groups.
Bluebloods are the highest class within the wielders, and have long bloodlines of keyblade wielders. Think "blood purity" or castes. It's commonplace for families of wielders to marry each other in pursuit of maintaining keyblade wielding abilities in families of "good standing", societal power, etc. They're like the nobility of the city, and as a result hold the most political control. The most politically powerful group of Bluebloods are Ephemer's descendants, since he founded the city. In a room full of Bluebloods, everyone listens to them.
Then there are wielders from mixed families, people with only one wielder parent or a "diluted" bloodline. Obviously they can be and are just as competent wielders as Bluebloods but they're by default an inferior social class. This is the majority of keyblade wielders**- by Scala times keyblades aren't exactly rare, and a lot of people don't have the hangups that the Bluebloods do about social standing. Really, as long as you can claim the heritage of at least one Wielder and are a Wielder yourself, regardless of other economic or social status, you're in this group.
Lastly and lowest are wielders of no social standing. They're often people who's keyblades just appeared to them one day, with no notable lineage of previous wielders. Sometimes the keyblade just chooses someone new! They're socially higher than non-wielders, but with no bloodline to stand on, they have to work to be recognized as highly as their peers.
Now to get the discriminatory part.
The upper class of Bluebloods generally holds the belief that Keyblade Wielders are such because they deserve to be in some way. Their hearts have a lot of very strong light, they come from families of very high standing, they hate darkness more than anyone else, etc. They're superior because they inherently deserve to be. The light deigns them superior by their very nature as Wielders. This bleeds into the inverse- Non-wielders aren't wielders because they have some inherent flaw. There's something inherently lesser about non-wielders that makes them undeserving of keyblades. They're weak or susceptible to darkness. The keyblade scorns them, which is makes them Lesser. Being Lesser makes the keyblade avoid them. It's a cycle, at least in the eyes of high society. (Needless to say, all of this rather untrue. A keyblade is either passed down via bequeathing or chooses a wielder. Literally anybody could get one.)
Only the most intense corners of the Bluebloods get particularly persnickety about this, at least publicly, but the effects of this attitude resonate through Scalan society. The societies are sort of a product of this strict class system. Keyblade wielders tend to mingle with others of like standing. For example, the Baroque society appears to be a particularly lower class society, largely comprised of wielders from mixed familes or no previous lineage. This is a bit of headcanon, but I would assume that Nept is the "highest class" among them, given he was able to become an Operations Master and is a member of the "Society Legal Investigations Committee". (yes, I watched the beta cutscenes to quote that directly, lol) Regardless, Nept being both in a position of leadership and in some sort of organized committee indicates he's probably of higher status than the rest of the Baroque society. Freya is possibly next highest, and Remus the lowest- he's kind of the one who gets bossed around and all. In my heart Freya is an Ephemer descendant though <3
Similarly, Player is almost definitely on the lowest rung of the social ladder. They'd fall into the category of wielders who's blades just Appeared to them, disregarding the whole reincarnation/fell from the sky thing. As far as anyone's concerned right now, they're some random kid who got their hands on a rusty old keyblade, and that's it.
This brings me to Brain. Brain is a notable exception to the extremely strict class dynamics, because he isn't engrained in them the way Scalans are. He's almost elevated above the class system because of his status as a Union Leader. He is at the true top, the most idealized place in society. Even the Bluebloods and Ephemer's descendants have to respect that. Not that most of them are very happy about that, but hey, societal conventions bind us all. Really the only person who rivals him in terms of political and societal importance is whoever leads the city- like say, Frigga in Fallen Stars.
I originally went down this train of thought as some Brain's Twitter Takeover worldbuilding, and I really quite like it, so I'm holding myself back a little to try and sift out what's general KHML ideas and what's potentially BTT :3 I cut a couple paragraphs of accidental spoiler overflow lol. I'm really excited to see what KHML does with these ideas of bloodlines!!! I'm sure it'll be a great story!!
*Side tanget: I tried to figure out if the emblem colors would correlate with my groupings, and that is a whole ride. It essentially comes down to which class the white and silver emblems represent. The gold emblems almost defiently indicate Blueblood or other high class status, as Eraqus wears one, but the other two are much more up in the air. For convenience I've included the list I compiled glancing at all the Dark Road sprites. It's my personal thoughts that the order is Gold -> White -> Silver -> Dark Grey, but hey, you do you. Gold: Eraqus, Baldr, Hoder, Urd, Vor, Heimdall, Helgi, Vali, Odin White: Hermod, Bragi, Sigrun, Vidar Silver: Vala Dark Grey: Xehanort
**second tanget: I know I said the middle class of wielders is the largest and then showed DR was mostly upper class so I had to make some clarifying comments. I believe that the Dark Road class is top-heavy because 1) Xehanort and Eraqus' class wasn't the only one at the academy (To quote the khwiki's DR summary, "Odin summons the No Name Keyblade from its display overhead, and leaves the room to evacuate other students.") 2) the process of different groups of people having more kids at different times 3) the many socio-economic aspects of going to Keyblade School and 4) not everyone WANTS to be a wielder and thus might not go to school for it if they don't have to. For all intents and purposes assume that the events of Dark Road happen at like, a fancy private school. The sample sizes there are Different.
This is all speculation and I may even have a bit of a conspiracy board going here but I had fun and that's what matters! KHDR they could never make me hate you <3
#ask#corishadowfang#khdr#khml#my post#i spent so much time on this it's kind of unreal. i procrastinated on homework to talk about fictional societal discrimination whoops#i got to thinking about it because i was like. what's the deal with the btt antagonists anyways#and the answer i have come to is keyblade classism#Brain doesn't care about that stuff he's coping with the end of the world and losing all his friends and stuff.#his mental health is rock bottom and you want him to be classist about keyblades?? those things were a dime a dozen in his day#and all the founder society stuff is bullshit Ephemer would hate this#which is not something people in power want to hear yk? especially not from the most powerful political tool in the area#i'm just dicking around I welcome corrections if I have made an error and thoughts if you wish to share#now i have to go answer questions about earthquakes and go to bed. goodnight#the end word count is apparently 1415 words. glory. thank you for the excuse to go wild Cori <3
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HELLO @okartichoke I AM HERE WITH MOSSY'S GUIDE ON HOW TO START SEWING: A VERY MESSY TUTORIAL
I am extremely self taught, so this is gonna be a lot of links and infodumping!!!! Hopefully this helps a even just a little bit :>
SO! I honestly got into sewing through youtube during covid, largely bc i wanted silly fun clothes! There are a loooot I could recommend to you out there, but I personally find that the more chaotic and learn-as-they-go people help me the best! Rachel Maksy and The Stitchery are, to me, some of the best to learn from! Which is honestly pretty funny since they tend to just fully wing it most of the time lol. While i could recommend excellent sewists like the amazing Bernadette Banner (who is actually the first sewing channel I watched!), I find that the more loosey goosey the process, the more i can learn, if that makes sense? I find it helpful to watch people trial-and-error their way through projects and show where they succeeded and failed since I get a better grasp on their process that way.
The best way to start sewing, in my humble opinion, is to grab whatever sewing machine you can get your hands on and play around with it! Read the manual, find a tutorial video on how to thread the machine, grab some scrap fabric and play around! You don't really need any special needles or feet (the little thing that holds the fabric down), unless you wanna get started sewing denim or velvet or something Speaking of which, learn about fabrics!!!!! I learned mostly by going to joanns, touching the fabrics, and looking at the content labels. Everything has different uses, and while two things might both be cotton, one could be knit while the other jersey (tshirt fabric). I like this video for learning the basics! Tbh this one took me a while. Usually patterns have recommendations for what fabrics to use, so that's always a good place to start!
Patterns. Ah my arch nemesis. Unless you decide to start drafting your own patterns (or get a mannequin and learn how to drape fabric), you're probably gonna need to use one. There's two major things i recommend for this: 1) Make sure there's a video tutorial online before buying, and 2) start with something you might actually use/wear. Pattern instructions are notoriously vague, but thankfully many wonderful people make video tutorials for them! And while you might be tempted to grab one of those beginner friendly patterns, they can sometimes be. real ugly and not well fitting. Also boring! Finding something you like will hold your attention better and make you actually wanna finish it!
Ok SO. getting into more of the cosplay sewing stuff. First things first my knowledge here is a bit more limited, unfortunately. Fortunately there are many wonderful people out there with tutorials!! So if you wanna learn more definitely look there!!! General tip for cosplays + more complex sewing: MAKE MOCK UPS PLEASE IT SUCKS BUT IT HELPS SO MUCH. Go find the ugliest fabric in the sale bin and buy a few yards, then use it whenever you wanna test patterns. It might be tempting to immediately start cutting and sewing the finished garment, but the truth is that patterns rarely fit perfectly well (especially if they're fitted/tighter on your body). Make an ugly, barebones version first with your bad fabric, take notes, and then start making the finished piece. It'll save you money and sanity.
As for cosplay youtubers, I heartily recommend Sarah Spaceman, since not only do her videos show her process, she also does segments teaching you more about sewing!! She tends to tackle more complex projects, and watching her take those on has helped me a lot :} For cosplay patterns etsy usually has quite a few! I like Indigo Patterns (they have a good array of loz patterns I need to buy) as well as Alice in Cosplay Land. Please note that I haven't bought from either, but both their etsy shops have wonderful reviews and I plan to buy from them in the future!
not gonna lie I am getting very sleepy so I'm gonna cut it off there for now! Hopefully my rambling helped lol. Feel free to ask me any questions or for any clarification!
#wowie this is longer than I thought#and i didnt even get into any specifics#tbh my whole method for learning things is mess around and find out#you'll only get better once you start!!!#it looks really daunting at first#but you gotta start sometime!#the time will pass anyways#anyways you're more than welcome to dm me with any questions!!!#i will do my best to answer them :]#I was gonna include pictures of my projects and mockups#but *apparently* i deleted them all for some stupid reason#and i'm currently trying to finish all my half done projects before I start any more#so no pictures for now 😔#mossy’s sewing adventures#sewing#mossy talks
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OMG WAIT! I have another similarity between The Underland Chronicles and Alice in Wonderland! I had completely forgotten about it, but Return to Regalia's reblog of please-help-this-little-lesbian post about Underland sounding like Wonderland reminded me of it! So credits to @please-help-this-little-lesbian for the inspiration and @returntoregalia for reminding me of it!
So, last semester in my critical thinking class I learned about the Katabasis model. The Katabasis model has 3 things to it. It begins with the protagonist having a crisis and falling into an underworld-like place. Then, they must pass through the underworld to reach their goal. Finally, they leave the underworld, having fulfilled their quest or goal, and often leave the underworld transformed.
First I am briefly going to go through Alice's story, and then compare it to Gregor's. This is Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll, the book. As the story goes, Alice "falls" into Wonderland. Alice repeatedly runs into the issue that the Wonderland does not have the same set of rules/logic/public agreements that the real world does, and has multiple mental breakdowns about it.
(This is where things get a little weird and a bit hard for me to explain, so bear with me.) What I learned in Critical Thinking is that you can't find the world's set of rules/logic/public agreements within yourself also known as Semantic Internalism. In other words, Semantic Internalism is finding meaning with out external sources and only using your memories (Which is bad). The opposite of that is Semantic Externalism, which is means that meaning requires an external anchor and is not in the head. So Alice doesn't have external anchors anymore in Wonderland because everything is different. And I believe in Chapter 2 she has her first crisis where she realizes that if everything has changed, how does she know she hasn't changed. She starts trying to remember herself through memories(forced into Semantic Internalism) which is bad because memories can't self certify. She has another crisis later talking to the Caterpillar. In short, they asked her to recite a poem. She does, and the caterpillar says it's wrong. She can't use her memories to confirm the poem. Then she has a crisis of identy where if the poem is not the poem, then how can she be sure she is still Alice. Unfortunately, in the class that is as far we went into the book and we didn't talk about how Alice was changed by the end. On to The Underland Chronicles! Which I find this absolutely cool because I realized that TUC is 4-5 Katabasis models in one giant series long Katabasis model. Gregor falls into the Underland, and just like Alice he's in a whole new world. There's some overlap between the Overland and the Underland "rules" so he isn't forced into Semantic Internalism like Alice is, but he has his moments and is met with new rules and ways of speaking and slowly figures it all out. Gregor also experiences crisis and mental breakdowns multiple times because of this new world throughout the series leaving him completely changed by the end. He also helps fulfill a quest/prophecy every book, and fulfills his roll as The Warrior for the series at the end.

Book 1: The intial crisis of this book and the entire series happens before the book even starts. When Gregor's father falls into the Underland is the initial crisis. Gregor then falls with Boots into the Underland. Is sent on a quest, faces mental and physical challenges, fulfills the prophecy, and returns for the first time back to the Overland, changed.
Book 2: This time the initial crisis is losing Boots in Central Park leading him to "fall" back into the Underland a second time. Another quest, even harder mental and physical challenges, fulfills the prophecy, and returns to the Overland a second time, changed.
Book 3: The intial crisis is the plague starting, and Gregor finding out that Ares has it. Once again, he "falls" into the Underland where there is another initial crisis of his mother getting the plague as well (I consider it a second initial crisis even if he has already "fallen"). Another quest and more physical challenges. But now the mental challenge is completely different from before. Sure, he had mental challenges with being the Warrior, but now he has to deal with being a rager, a natural born killer. Thus, having to control an aspect of himself he hates. He helps fulfill the prophecy, and he goes back to the Overland a third time, changed.
Book 4 & 5: I believe that book 4 and 5 are one Katabasis because the books themselves are like a part 1 and a part 2 to a large story. There is a question mark on the model because there might be another Katabasis of the questers going deeper into the earth through Hades Hall, but that might be a stretch. So, I think the initial crisis of books 4 and 5 is the first 3 books because they set up to this final story, or it is Gregor's mom getting the plague since that the reason he keeps visiting the Underland after book 3. I don't know what to consider the fall in book 4 since he's regularly in the Underland at this point and isn't forced. It could also be that the initial crisis is the return of Luxa's crown, making the "fall" them looking for the nibblers.
Then he experiences extreme physical challenges, and extreme mental challenges. One mental challenge leading him to develope and entire new sense(echolocation) he can use to navigate the Underland. He fulfills the last prophecy, and returns to the Overlanda final time, transformed. No longer the boy when he initially fell into the Underland, but a traumatized, mourning child soldier that fulfilled his role as The Warrior.
TL:DR TUC and Alice in Wonderland are both Katabasis model stories where a protaganist falls into the Underworld, completes a quest, and return to the Overworld transformed. TUC also has 4 Katabasis models in 1 larger Katabasis.
#the underland chronicles#tuc#alice in wonderland#katabasis model#gregor the overlander#i wrote this in 2 and half hours and read through it once#i'm sorry if there are spelling errors#this knocked me out of my dazed sickened state i have been in#i'm like shaking from being so excited about sharing this all because this is my first ever analysis(I guess???) of TUC#also looking up that Katabasis model I find not much related to how I described it because it's apparently it is related to Greek mythology#i don't know but it is what i was taught and what is in my notes so i'm sticking with it#hope this all makes sense and you all like it#long post#i will of course answer questions if there are any#i need to sleep now
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Im so curious
What about BK Moon gives you so much beef with him like the misogyny I understand but you talk about him like there's more
it's all the untapped potential. that's all it is. bk moon can be such a good writer at times and there's some genuinely interesting and fascinating ideas in his work, but man do they get buried under some of the most bizarre and tedious plots he can come up with.
he comes up with some amazing dynamics, concepts and characters and then does shit with them. he writes incredibly passionate and heart-wrenching relationships between his male protagonists and then shoves them into the most boring and/or underdeveloped straight romances possible. he describes utterly horrifying scenarios (affectionate) with such vivid detail you can almost see them play out perfectly in your head and then goes on and on about very boring topics with too much detail that you can skip without losing anything for it.
his novels could be so good... if only they were good. there's something there but you have to grab a shovel and dig them up by yourself because he's not gonna help you do it.
he's a good writer! but he could so much better. and that's what makes it so infuriating! because i see the potential, i see the seeds being planted, i see what could've been... and i can't do anything about it but make silly little posts about it! i wanna be his editor and beta-reader soooo bad.
but to be clear i don't have,, real beef with the man. like. i don't know him. i just read what he writes and sometimes stalk his fb but that's it. my feelings about him are completely based on what his writing and his novels tell me and nothing more. and i do like his writing! i genuinely do enjoy his style and the way he writes! some times more than others but nonetheless!
and also sometimes i just like being dramatic. sometimes i'm mildly annoyed by one of his writing decision and i say i'll stab a man. doesn't mean i actually hate his guts or anything aksjhdka
i will even admit that maybe if his novels were better i wouldn't be so into them as i am. take orv for example. i love it, i definitely binge-read it, cried my heart out and it remains one of my favorite webnovels of all time. but i didn't dedicate two years of my life to talk about it, y'know? it's so good i don't really have anything to add to the conversation. unlike with tged and cpsm where i have entirely too much to say about them.
i guess i just... mourn the wasted potential of his writing. and like with a lot of other authors i can't help but be bitter about the hetero/amatonormativity that seeps into it. if he were just a little bit more open to write his protagonists as anything else than straight or at least stopped adding romance for romance sake, his novels would stand out from many others even with his rather run-of-the-mill plots.
also i'm salty that he keeps catering to whiny dudebros with such fragile egos they can't handle an emotional scene without calling it cringe. when he could be catering to me instead <3 i, unlike them, do appreciate how he writes incredibly deep and passionate friendships between men willing to risk the whole world for one another <33
tldr: he gives me brain worms. and i'm mad about it. he needs a better editor and it should be me.
#hey i got an ask#theroofcat#idk he just strikes just the right place between good and bad writing for me to get obsessed with his novels#if they were better i would've went 'oh that's nice!' and move on with my life#if they were worse i would've went 'oh that sucks' and move on with my life#but no. they had to be just mid enough for me to be like 'oh there's something here' and start digging with my bare hands.#that being said i do think he should just commit and write one BL novel. just to see if he can or if gets ruined by his apparent inability#to write compelling romances when he's actually trying.#like. is his problem with romance or with women? can he strike the same chemistry between two guys when he's gonna make them kiss#as he does when he's making them ''just'' friends?? or does he fall into the same traps he does when he tries to write a straight romance?#questions i will probably never get the answers to because i don't think he would ever do it.#not when he wrote damian and rakiel like That and still decided to include one (1) line to make sure no one thought rakiel wasn't straight.#it's just. it's maddening. but i'm having fun so i'm willing to entertain it for now <3
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one of my finished ych commissions. other finished artwork can be found here. the tailmon is based on the twitter meme / trend of tailmon with pikachu build
#brace yourself long tags of rambling ahead#so i tend to ask my commissioner's permit to post a watermarked smaller version of the art on twt#im a person of my word so im not gonna assume or much less abuse that to simply cross-post to every platform im in#this one is a bit special bc the commissioner is an old friend#tldr we were talking about life and career being the typical adults and they randomly went 'ok draw smth for me' and just... paid#so it's like.... a joke commission? but also not bc the pyment is real??#but yeah they left the decision of what to draw to me. i suggested what i was thinking of drawing and they went#'do it. finish 2023 with a bang' lmaooo idk if this is banger enough but i clearly had a blast. record breaking fastest comm i've ever done#back in school i doodled pikachu everywhere like breathing so it helped#apparently im given the freedom to share the art however and wherever i like too so yeah bc this is a meme and it is best shared with ppl..#its kinda cool how we now have the ultimate answer to the question 'which is better digimon or pokemon' tho#upon which im just gonna show this chonky polite tailmon#tailmon#gatomon#digimon#png#finished commission#dood you probably wont see this but ty for the random commission :'))
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i can't come back here until the afternoon of the 29th, posting this to hold myself accountable (& i'll be embarrassed if i turn up again)
#THREE DAYS UNTIL MY LAST EXAM AND I AM FUCKED !!! FUCKED COMPLETELY#advanced electronic systems is advanced apparently who would've thought#in theory i understand all of it but there's so much content and i'm stuck on questions that i don't think have enough information to#complete the questions with unless you make some quite brave assumptions#but i'm not sure if it's the right approach to make those#there has to be a way around it but i'm stuck drawing this circuit out and trying different angles over & over#only to end up in the same position every time#i don't have answers to this stuff to work & learn from#smh i know i'm capable i just need to lock in#but it scares me so much that i'm finding it very hard to do that#ANYWAY. posting here because i only really interact through this blog now . and i'm not allowing myself to log back in until the 29th#then i'll be free
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i don't care how big a company is, the response to an employee asking for an advanced warning before they are affected by changes made by the company should never be "get used to it."
#my new manager on duty (bc apparently we have that now) said that there's gonna be a lott of changes happening around the shop..#and she expected me to just be like yay cool great lets get started?#like she was surprised when she came back and my face was kinda downcast?? as if i hadn't been driven to tears by the suddenness of this?#sometimes im like wow i really am not suited to funtion in society#but this is just one of those things that like.. why is this something i have to get used to when it makes so much more sense to just#warn people#giving people time to prepare can only have positive results? and its so not hard?#(i even asked point blank why our hours were changing. which was part of this whole shift. and one of my managers gave me ZERO actual answer#like she dodged that question like the plague and didnt even address the fact that she was after i repeated the question two more times.#like is it really that bad to give reasons??? surely reasons only make employees feel more responsible for the company they're working for?)#idk ugh#i just needed to rant sorry#jules talks (and talks)
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another day another dealing with management scrambling about their own poor decisions and supply chain/budget issues even tho I'm really fucking not paid enough for all that
#nerd alert#the basic rundown: i make the pre-made salads sandwiches snacks etc for 2 storefronts on campus#1 of the storefronts has a supervisor who texts me directly at the end of the night to tell me what they have left#the other storefront is a vague and unknowable black hole i dump things into. it seems to prefer salads. but besides that idek.#ive invited them to text me directly. email or fax the numbers to my direct manager to give me. something. anything. to inform me#of what they need every day so i know how much to produce.#but instead of this they have elected to just complain about overproduction and then have a panic attack when they run out of things#last week we had a meeting with the manager of that storefront's building and there was a discussion about this issue among others#and it was agreed that someone from that building would oversee forecast numbers and i would go off those for production#well. that person is bad at their job apparently. bc i did that this week and they started flipping out about overproduction.#the other issue is supply chain stuff. keeping up with what needs ordered and what comes in when is REAL rough#especially when youre sharing your product with other departments like me. mary in salad/deli keeps taking my damn vegetables#and the manager isnt getting enough of a budget to buy enough lunch meats for both of us#so im just straight up out of shit half the time and CANT produce#AND. i started this position last year when the fall semester began. i have a list of items on the menu.#some of these items need a specific kind of packaging. that we just. never even got. at all.#so they were like 'ummm why arent we getting the yogurt parfaits' good question. why arent we getting the 4oz portion cups#that i have to put the granola in? cuz if you can answer that question then youve answered the first question.#we got them now but now we're out of yogurt. so like. fuck me i guess.#anyway. id say this is a work in progress but the work started like. 6 months ago. we should have this shit down#part of it is i still dont have a work email address. bc typically they generate those based on your legal name#and i was like um...can we not. i kinda dont want everyone seeing all that. like ik its on my paperwork but. eugh.#and the manager was like yeah thats fine i can put in a request to have it say your preferred name :) im on the pride committee so i can#work on that with them :)))#cool! still have not gotten that email.#ANYWAY#eugh. my job is so damn annoying#the work itself is fine i dont mind that so much now. but the Managing of all of it is a nightmare#i really truly need to gun for better pay when i get the opportunity. i should be making at least lead cook pay.
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#vinegaroonposting#(but she is not a scorpion)#this article was cool but idk if it entirely answered my question#but i think it's safe to assume that the chemical released by the pinacate beetles is harmless to other bugs#and apparently even scorpions can kill them so i probably don't need to be pre-killing them for chelsea#idk why i assumed the exoskeleton would be too hard for a vinegaroon to break#and never thought to feed her them until now
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at my local public library reading as i am wont to do & overheared someone returning a book late saying "sorry it's a little late" & the librarian saying "no worries the library police isnt gonna come after u" but then as soon as they left the librarian turned around to his coworkers & goes "this book was due in november 2008"
#im losing my mind absolutely OBSESSED with this person#to answer the prevailing question: no late fee this library system hasnt done them in at least half a decade#as to why it was returned now it's apparently a local history book so i assume they wanted to give it back to the local community#me when i got so distracted by obama being elected that i forgot to return a book for almost sixteen years
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torn between asking in the t groupchat if its still possible to get hrt withouy changing documents/gender marker (which is now illegal) or if i have to leave the country completely to finally get hrt
#☆.txt#center t is pretty helpful tbh#and i met pretty nice ppl there (with whom i rescued my cat btw!!)#im still too nervous to talk in the big gc tho#especially asking a question that other people seem to know the answer to#ideally i wanted to change gender marker name & start t but g*vrmnt said whoopsie and banned legal transition#so i think now changing gender marker is Not possible?#i thought hrt was impossible too but apparently one of my tmasc friends is on hrt without changed documents#but wahhhhh im too shy & nervous to ask...... maybe later idk
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SUCCESSFULLY APPLIED FOR A NON-KAISER HEALTHCARE PLAN, FUCKING HELL
#now let’s just hope that both me AND my employer understood the question about employer-offered healthcare correctly#because if i knowingly answered that question wrong apparently i can be fine up to TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS#but like i LITERALLY CALLED MY BOSS TO ASK#so they can’t say i didn’t cover my ass right???#jfc i just need to see a gddman doctor#& i can’t go back to the people i’ve been seeing my whole life#without medical insurance#because they don’t :) take :) out of pocket payment :)#i really don’t want to switch to kaiser OR sutter tbh#all i remember is sutter mismanaging my grandparents’ healthcare#and like. idk why but i don’t trust kaiser#wtf chooses to be called kaiser#and makes so many tv ads#i just don’t trust it
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NO YEAH IF ANYONE'S EQUIPPED TO KICK ASS IN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IT'S THE ARAKAWAS LMAO
Okay, in terms of Aoki's actual arrest, that would've been chiefly for (as the news ticker says) incitement to murder and, y'know, taking a police officer hostage/assaulting a police officer.
I believe incitement is weighed the same as perpetration. While the gang survived the explosion, Ishioda didn't (I think?), so it's more than "attempted" murder. And because of the number of people involved, it would probably be considered incitement to aggravated murder, which narrows the options to a life sentence or the death penalty (or, at the very least, marks them as strong possibilities).
While normally incitement is difficult to prove (as it would be for most every other instance he did it; Jo would never talk, Ishioda is Kind Of Dead, and for Arakawa Tendo was, yeah, acting of his own accord), they have some pretty solid evidence + probably a confession, given Aoki's intentions to turn himself in.
So in terms of the original question, there isn't really much else that needs to be considered, since it's not like it can get any worse than a life sentence no matter what else he confesses to… Aside from the death penalty, but if Jo managed to avoid one, Aoki probably could? Unless Jo's age was a consideration since realistically a life sentence would probably kill him in the same amount of time it'd take to carry out an execution.
But for the sake of completionism, Suzumori's murder could very much be argued as a case of self-defense. Being assaulted after his body had already been pushed to its limits absolutely could have resulted in his death, so it'd probably be down to possession charges. I can understand Arakawa and Jo being dead set on keeping him out of prison even with that being the case, though; prison lowers the average person's lifespan as-is, and it could very well have killed Masato.
After that it's mostly a laundry list of collusion and corruption charges I'm not crazy enough to unpack, but. Yeah. I think Aoki and Jo would've been in for life… Kinda makes me wonder how it all would've played out if Aoki'd had that change of heart and they spent those last years together and Jo inevitably died first...
essentially, for the Quick Byte version for the mate who initially asked: life sentence if not the death penalty
#snap chats#tbh i think we all lowkey assumed he'd be getting life or death LMAO idk why??? i didnt say that in my iniital ask??? dumb shit ☠️#i was too focused on trying to explain exactly what he'd be charged with just for clarity sake#i dont think ive made it apparent how thankful i am for your asks when im too lazy to properly answer my own VJLRAKVLKJ SO THANK YOU#esp with the week ive been having.. it seems like a small thing to be grateful for all things considered but i still am#nor could i ever be as thorough as you so i get the same exp as the initial asker now dont i (´▽` )#moving on from that though. yeah no youd have to like. idk pay me to collect a comprehensive list of what he'd be done in for LMAO#i know american law just fine but i forgot everything i ever looked up when it comes to japanese law#i know statute of limitations on murder isnt a thing anymore.. but i mentioned looong ago that Yeah Suzumori Can Be Argued Self Defense#again the only reason to care for clarification is purely for clarification and just wanting to know yk. yeah we know.#the official charges hardly matters when it's already guaranteed he's going away for life or getting hanged#all of that said. i'll hoard my aoki-reunites-with-jo-in-jail fics and keep them close to my soul..#im gonna be haunted with that question until i die#how about until i sleep cause MAN all of a sudden i just feel groggy#it is almost like. 1AM tbf. a normal time to be tired to be sure#and yet i still want to stay up......
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weirdass dreams squad unite
#anyways for this nights dream journal we have 1 recurring but slightly different dream that is actually a compound of 2 dreams#and one familiar setting turned batshit matrix style horror story about escaping fate#like. chatting with some bird friends who then turn into baby tapirs and one of them straight up dies#like gets hit hy a car. tried to prevent the other one from also dying and the universe got complicated trying to kill them anyways#like went from “car crash” to “giant bus swerving towards you specifically in the middle of the sidewalk”#to straight up dropping wholeass buildings on us. bc I was w surviving tapir friend and we were trying to undo the other ones death#jokes on the universe tho bc apparently Im genre savvy enough to switch off gravity#when inside a building thats actively tumbling towards the earth like hyperrealistic jenga#and.. yeah actually now that I think about it that specific building scene I saw from w different angles. thats fun#didnt know my dreams can do that#anyways other dream was abt a made up history video thingy about some dude that found the first sentient plant underwater#I remember the actual video pretty clearly because as my dream self in that one (and for once. real me in dream self) said#I already watched that video before. like I had a separate dream about it idk how long ago#so anyways they split us in the theater to teams of 3 to answer questions abt movies#and I answered this one for our team and got it right which. mightve been a bad idea idk the vibes got Weird after that#also the plant grew up to be kermit. like that was consistent across both dreams I just feel like thats the only fun thing that happened#across my dreams tonight#especially considering the underwater dream also got mixed with an underwater maze dream where you Could drown to death#so I got paralyzed into staying in the few rooms I knew I could get in and out of safely and when the game ended I couldnt leave#so yknow. bad times all around#tldr my obsession with academic pursuit is gonna poison my friendships and I wont even feel too bad#or at least that's how I interpret those dreams. idk Im in a weird mood now#rip tapir friends I had to change dreams to save you on a gambit and I dont even know if that worked. miss u guys <3#ramble
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