he is such a copycat seriously🙄
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after seeing about seven billion posts on here about how firefox is so much better than chrome i figured i'd make the switch but holy shit firefox is killing my computer it's suddenly at like 87% capacity. does not really look like the superior browser to me, tbh.
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we weren't actually thanks, now go and let my dads finish the song
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Sometimes I wonder if the Poldark writers just realized that their antagonist was so much more interesting than their protagonist and felt like they had to ruin his character because of it.
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there’s been so many bots lately…
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my parents are getting their company bbq catered by a place that does bbq and all they have for vegetarians is lasagna 😐 like why would they have lasagna? vegetarians also enjoy bbq
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why is it that every night i just get so fucking lonely. it gets past 10 p.m. and my brain immediately jumps to "i'm gonna die alone." like woah there buddy. calm down.
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Wait, the tsun event has a whole bit dedicated to Malleus bragging about what kitchen appliances he knows how to use? Twst EN just got the milk culinary crucible, which means at the same time Malleus is showing off, the entirety of the EN players are learning Leona doesn't know how to use a microwave. The timing really just makes it feel like Malleus is flexing on Leona XD
it's in Mal's card story rather than in the event proper, but yep! after teaching his tsum proper microwave usage, he takes it on a tour and very proudly shows off his extensive knowledge of household appliances. (except when he thinks his tsum fell into the washing machine and doesn't know how to unlock the lid, so he just. explodes it instead. hashtag just diasomnia things. 🤷)
I do think he and Leona should get into a fight about who has done a better job of learning how to use kitchen tools! Leona has the advantage of having grown up in the modern world, but Malleus has the motivation to actually do literally anything. who will win
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Can those sex bots just leave me alone. Thank you
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Really didn’t expect to get blocked on reading some random fanfiction while killing time at a Honolulu Delta Sky Club today. Note the “tasteless” reason. Glad to know I can get price gouged on a flight AND judged on reading material at the same time. Classic. Never change.
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