#so OOC

[bomber-grl]

Breaking my 22 day silence-

I have an indescribable urge to rewrite the umbrella academy ending

[yingandzhan]

I don't know if it's a mistranslation or CQL just did a number on LWJ's character and could not understand the assignment... But seriously?

"You're not qualified to talk to me..."

Wtf? How ooc is that 🤣 LWJ, the esteemed, Hanguang-jun! Praised for his elegance! A true gentleman of his time! And they have him say what now?!

The peerless Second Jade of Lan would never be so rude. Like he literally stayed completely silent when JC was being rude around him at the start of the novel. The worst he's done is shout JCs courtesy name when he was being a little shit! His fucking courtesy name!! Not his birth name, his courtesy name! If he's capable of still being respectful THEN, he's not going to say such a petty line like "you're not qualified to talk to me"! If he went around saying that, he'd be talking more than our beloved chatty main character WWX!!! Because, quite frankly, no one is qualified to talk to him! But he doesn't go around saying such things! 😩

[misfirerules]

Drift: "to the left"

Rodimus: "Is that your left or my left?"

Drift: "WE HAVE THE SAME LEFT??!!"

[hey-sparcs]

autistic!Trent truthers won tonight and then immediately lost when ted said "nobody likes the laugh police"

[sillycyan]

and that bitch blocked me too like im genuinely so upset abt that

[mirrorofliterature]

random hp fic from remus pov, generally set when percy is a child: ah, there is percy, what a little annoying shit and worthless human he is!

percy: what.

narrator: this is an accurate representation of remus lupin, who for some illogical godforsaken reason is taking up the grudge of percy's jealous brothers and has strong disdain for a CHILD

[chickensarentcheap]

Last Line Tag (or something like that)

I was tagged by @mrsmungus and @themaradaniels. Thank you lovelies!

I am leaving the tag open for anyone to participate.

But I will tag some of my readers. It’s from a filler chapter,  but it has some stuff (that probably seems boring AF) in it that gives Esme some more background :)

@tragiclyhip, @munstysmind, @youflickedtooharddamnit, @secretaryunpaid, @appletreesinwinter and anyone else that reads:

“There are way too many delicious things to choose from,” Esme laments.  “But I think I’ve narrowed it down.  Between the lemon and pepper swordfish and the mussels and shrimp fettuccine.  What do you think?”

“I think you should get whatever you want.”

“They’re kinda expensive though. And probably huge portions. Last thing I need is to get fat.  I’ve already put on ten pounds since I moved here.”

“Must be invisible because I sure as hell don’t see it.”

“All my clothes are getting too tight. I’m going to need new ones soon.  And then you’re going to find me gross and unattractive and some pretty little thing is going to catch your eye and…”

“First of all, that’s never going to happen.  We’ve had this conversation. More than once.  There isn’t going to be anyone else.  No one is going to show on my doorstep, or catch my eye, or anything like that. Second,  I wouldn’t give a shit even if you did gain weight.  You’re the most beautiful woman on earth.  I don’t want anyone else. Just you.”

“Still…”  she sighs, and chews on her bottom lip. “...maybe I should just go for a salad.”

“Maybe you should just order whatever you like.   I don’t know if you grew up with this kind of thing, but you don’t have to be this way with me.  Never with me.  So please…”  With his free hand, he snaps her menu closed. “...just get what you want.”

“But they ARE expensive.  We’re not exactly rolling in cash.  Are you it’s okay?”

“Are you honestly asking me for permission? To order food?”

A blush creeps into her cheeks and she quickly diverts her eyes.  “I hate that I’m like this.  I hate that this stupid shit never leaves me alone. Just when I think I’m over it and I’m doing okay….”

[paladin-n-cleric]

i forgot wednesday literally kissed tyler and went on a date w him i hope i sleep and don’t wake up

[fandomsnoccasionalscreaming]

kirk is an asshole in this episode

(1x11 The Corbomite Maneuver)

[spookberry]

this came to me in a vision

[puppyeared]

abogagos……..

[incredubious]

MODERN AU ACESAN !!!! first impressions with a guy who barely passes the No Shoes No Shirt No Service rule

[pyxiscowboy]

the editors are the funniest people alive

[ronanxing]

harana

[foundfamilywhump]

the question, you see, is not ‘is it too ooc for this character to cry’ but rather ‘what circumstances would push this character to cry’

this is the whump wisdom, go forth and make that character cry

[sillycyan]

give it 5 years MAX..