#so Friday wedding it was!

[victorluvsalice]

Welcome to Summer Friday in the Chill Valicer Save, everyone -- otherwise known as THE VALICER WEDDING UPDATE! Which is so massive at ninety pictures that I had to take advantage of the fact that I'm now on the new post editor and can upload more than ten pictures at a time to a post. ^^; So you're only getting hit with six posts today instead of nine (that works out to fifteen pictures a post, if you're curious). You're welcome. :p

So, let's get started with -- farm chores! Yes, it may have been Victor and Smiler's wedding day, with bonus Victor and Alice vow renewal, but that doesn't mean they got a day off from their usual activities around the farm. So this is how they spent their morning prior to the big event:

-->Victor started off his day by taking a turn to feed the chickens, then got sent to make some more eco upgrade parts -- and I guess the fabricator actually likes him now, because it didn't try to attack him ONCE. I guess I'm glad, since he needs the eco upgrade parts (especially since I discovered that you CANNOT Copypasto them while he was feeding the chickens), but I do kinda miss dye-sprayed Victor from that one alternate timeline. Maybe one day in the future! :p Anyway, Shadow wandered in while he was finishing up said parts, and I discovered to my delight that they could become companions -- I promptly had them do so, then had Victor take Shadow out for an early-morning jog (discovering in the process that the community garden area has these mysterious blue lights hovering around the trees when it's dark! I don't know if my screenshot did it justice, but it was pretty cool :D).

-->Alice went right back to writing her latest book, "Vorpal Rhymes" -- if she's gonna be an official Bestselling Author aspiration-wise, she's gotta keep the books coming! This proved to be a little difficult, though, simply because Guidry kept coming in to chat and distract her. *sigh* Dude, I don't know why you keep trying to talk to her, you guys don't really vibe well. As shown when, upon finishing her book and finding herself needing a bath, she chose to transform into her werewolf form to lick herself clean, and Guidry immediately got all scared and annoyed with her for doing so. Sir -- sir, you are a ghost. A ghost with a storied history of being a paranormal investigator if we believe your in-game backstory! You should be at least somewhat used to this! *shakehead* Don't let him get you down, Alice -- I think your beast form is pretty neat.

-->Smiler probably had the easiest morning out of the three to start, just recycling a bunch of trash piles before heading to their robot bench to make more chatterbots and a computer chip for future robot upgrades. However, as they were finishing up that, I happened to look over at the chicken coop and noticed it was REEKING. O.o How did that happen? I promptly had them give it a scrub and dump some more feed out there for the chickens, since we do have a full coop. Always something when you live on a working farm!

[astravires]

.:. the future is perfect from the end of the line .:.

we've gone all cyberpunk for @gloomiegalaxie's femboy friday! this theme is like, a core aesthetic for me.

[naffeclipse]

[maizeyart]

🩸

[munchboxart]

NOT

[watercolourcritters]

Gentlebeard wedding but make it sapphic!! (Or, lesbian Stede makes Ed her bi wife at last <3)

A little "You're so beautiful" for @gbweddingweek, late posting here for their May 8th prompts!!

A sticker of this is up for sale on my Ko-fi (along with a bunch of other OFMD stickers)! Photo under the cut. I also take commissions for lil cartoons like this!

Instagram | Etsy | Ko-fi / Tip Jar

[ID: Digital art of Ed and Stede from OFMD, both drawn as women in a cartoon style. They are both wearing white wedding dresses, and Stede is dipping Ed as if going in for a kiss. Text overhead reads "You're so beautiful!" in cursive, with just 'beautiful' in red. Both Ed and Stede are smiling broadly, and Ed has an arm around Stede's shoulders and one hand on her cheek, while Stede has an arm under Ed's back and a hand holding her thigh up. Ed's hair is long and down, with a blue flower in her hair. Stede's hair, also long, is pinned up with pink flowers. Stede wears blue heels, while Ed wears pink ones, in the matching shades of each other's hair flowers. The artist's signature reads @ watercolourcritters. End ID.]

[ID: a sticker of the art above, held in my hand. End ID.]

[icantalk710]

Not a bad get from work's sample sale the other day tbh 😌

[whatsthisascianbullshit]

"You had best take care when playing with summoning little mage - you never know what you might awaken..."

[fridaywormteeth]

Going to his own wedding like a man heading for the gallows

[supercalime]

Honest question, why do yall care? I mean, if it’s real, good for them but like, this feels so gross. I’ve seen how fans treat them like characters, they deserve all the privacy they can get, relationship or not

[zsbrainrot]

Happy Buddy Daddies Friday!

[onthewaytosomewhere]

🥲💃 or 🎤- your choice!

morgan!! it's here it's done - and well cuz i can't decide you get all 3 lolz

Alex is wrapped in Henry’s arms. The DJ is playing the wrong song, not the one they practiced the whole dance to for hours. Instead, Henry pulls him close, starting with their hands entwined and the other resting on their backs. That doesn’t last long, as now he has Henry’s arms wrapped around him, one hand around his back, almost resting on his ass, beneath his unbuttoned tux jacket and the other around his shoulders, holding him to him.

Alex is wrapped around Henry similarly, a pinky tucked under his waistband where no one can see, again, thanks to a tux jacket. His other hand is entwined in the hair resting on the nape of his neck; he loves how he’s let it grow out over the years once he realized Alex likes to play with it just as much as Henry loves his. This moment is perfect, even if it hasn’t played out the way they planned, but really, they’ve been rolling with the punches all day. Alex knows that when he looks back at this, all he’ll remember is the good moments, and even the moments that went wrong will still be perfect.

Of course, it started with Henry in tears this morning and Alex bypassing everyone’s plans to keep them apart to fix that. He arrives in Henry’s room, and slips past Bea and Pez as they are hunting down Henry’s notes for his vows, the notes that are in Henry’s hands as Alex enters the room. Alex has him wrapped in his arms before Henry can spill out his thoughts about how his vows are not nearly good enough for their wedding. How Alex deserves so much better than the mediocre vows Henry has come up with. Alex situates them on the bed in the room and has Henry read them to him, arguing that the vows are for him and that he should be the one to judge them. Of course, Alex is also in tears before Henry is done because Henry’s vows are perfection and make him feel so many things that he can’t put into words.

Having already cried about the vows helps Alex keep his tears in check during the ceremony, but that only lasts until they are sitting at the table set up for them for their reception. June is giving a speech that both succeeds in embarrassing him and making him an emotional mess. Of course, Bea does an equally fantastic job of embarrassing and making Henry cry, so they’re quite the pair sitting at their table in tears, holding each other. Now, they’re entwined in each other, and Alex gestures for the DJ to play another slow song so he can stay right where he is.

[naffeclipse]

I'm opening comms again real soon, within an hour or two, just a heads-up

[oceanmoss]

couldn't sleep for more than 4 hours after hell night </3 tumblrinas we keep losing

[hwsforeignrelations]

RANT

[hailsatanacab]

Wip Wednesday babeeyy

eyy I've finally remembered that wip wednesday exists!! here's some proof that i'm working on something, and that something is the follower milestone gift i said i was going to do and i promise i'm doing it! i'm doing it it's happening i promise! so here's a little taster!!!! and here's Part One if you want a refresher!

And then the kid just vanishes.

In the blink of an eye, in the time it takes for him to look down, screw his face up because this is all confusing as fuck, and look back up, he’s just gone. There’s nowhere to hide, there’s nowhere to go, Jason can see everywhere around him—but he can’t see Danny.

“Well… shit."

“What, what happened?” Dickybird hisses in his ear, the unsaid, exasperated “now” very clear in his voice. 

As much as he loathes to admit it, Jason is feeling very much the same way right now. What was meant to be a simple case of “investigate the potential child abuse and put an end to it” has instead become something… less simple. When is it ever simple in his life?

Still. If working with supers, metas, vigilantes, whatever, has taught Jason anything, it’s that just because you can’t see someone doesn’t mean they’re not there.

“Hey, kid… Danny. Listen, I’m not here to hurt you and if you’re still here, if you can still hear me, then, I don’t know, do you want to get a bite to eat or something? I just want to talk. I just want to figure out what’s happening.”

Jason doesn’t hold his breath. 

Okay, no, that’s a lie. Jason holds his breath, but he swears he’s holding it so he can more accurately hear if Danny is still around. That’s all it is, he’s not attached to this kid already. He’s not.

When no answer comes—not even a whisper of a breath or the scuff of a sneaker on the pavement—he suppresses a frustrated growl and opts instead to breathe deeply and pinch the bridge of his nose.

“So…” Tim begins, drawing out the word.

The urge to growl—hell, the urge to pull out his comms and smash them on the floor—grows.

“The kid’s a meta, then. Potential powers including but not limited to: invisibility or teleportation. You think he’s still there?” There’s no reason for the kid to still be around, not at all. If it was Jason, he’d have scattered as soon as he realised the stranger impersonating his dad wasn’t the guy he thought was impersonating his dad, and honestly, wasn’t that extra fucked up? That someone impersonates people in this town often enough that it’s not a surprise? The way Danny spoke about him… What was his name?

Amorpho. Amorphous. Without shape. 

A shapeshifter?

Whatever. It’s a mystery for another time, because there’s still a more pressing mystery in front of him.

Or,. rather, not in front of him.

Yes, there’s no reason for Danny to still be here, but…

Jason sighs. 

“I’m going to Bat—Nasty Burger. Really? Is that the best burger joint here? Nasty Burger? Whatever, I’m going to get some fucking fries.”

Jason feels fucking stupid talking the air like this. He must look fucking stupid, too, but the thing is… There’s a prickling on the back of his neck, a rolling taste of green on his tongue when he glances through his peripheral, the vague weight of an unseen eyes on him. 

Call it wishful thinking, call it a hunch, call it something else, but Danny’s still here.

“There’ll be a burger waiting for you, too, if you want it. My treat.” Jason turns in a full circle, examining everything in his surroundings. Nothing seems out of place, nothing screams wrong to him. “I just want to talk.”

He waits for a full minute with no success, which makes Jason feel even more stupid, before clicking his tongue and making his way to the, hopefully ironically named, Nasty Burger.