#snowflake 2023

[welcometololaland]

Double, Double, Acting Trouble | RWRB | 30k | E

(for @clottedcreamfudge. thank you to @celeritas2997 for beta reading)

I don't really have any way to describe this fic except to say that if you've ever wanted to read the most unhinged version of Alex and Henry getting together (in a crack-taken-seriously way), then this fic is for you. It features a divorce subplot (not Alex and Henry), a sea cucumber in a pickle costume, sushi for breakfast and a rat with half a tail named Henry.

Alex, Nora and Henry stare blankly at Professor Jenemy for a long moment before Henry sighs. “Sir, is that really the point of the play?” “Yes.” “I thought the point of the play was sea cucumbers,” Nora mutters under her breath. “Would a hug suffice?” Henry offers hopefully. “A long one?” Nora adds. “We can make it extra tender. I can leap into his arms—” “A hug could be interpreted as platonic,” Professor Jenemy argues. “It must be a kiss.” “Idea,” Alex offers, seemingly without thinking. “Nora and I swap roles.” Professor Jenemy’s jaw drops open. “In what world does that make sense?” “She doesn’t want to kiss Henry and I…wouldn’t say no,” Alex amends quickly. “And besides, I’m a better kisser.”

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[nordicchristmas]

35 days until Christmas is here 🎄

[restinslices]

Bi-Han Is A Black Mom

Now before y'all say that I'm tweaking, I need y'all to hear me and hear me well-

I don't know anything about Asian dads, but I do know about black moms

This mf is one

He has a bonnet and a robe in his house. I literally seen it.

"I said I'll think about it"

Knowing damn well the answer is no. Just tell me I can't hang out with friends this weekend

Y’all gonna try and convince me he wouldn’t say “fix your face before I fix it for you”?!

Maybe he’d say it more elegantly because he’s a Grandmaster and all, but the message is still there

Kid gets in trouble in school-

“But dad, everybody was doing it-“ “I don’t care what everybody did! What did YOU do?”

A firm believer in “when you go somewhere, you’re representing me. So don’t act a fool”

Like bro nobody knows you where I’m going. What are you talking about?

Gets unbelievably angry when he sees a baby without a coat on

And bitch, if the parent got one on but not the baby?

I’m not even a mom and that pisses me off-

“Why that baby ain’t got no damn coat on? These young parents…”

“You really calling me while I’m at work?” “Well I wanted to know if I could have this bag of Doritos” “Enjoy it while you can because when I get home, I am going to kick a hole in your throat”

“Aht aht! School is coming. Shut that tv off, take a shower and go to bed. You need to start conditioning your body to sleep and wake up at a reasonable time”

Meanwhile, school starts next month. Not next week

“Stop running in and out of my house! You letting all the good air out!”

Which is crazy coming from him because he could just make the air cold 🧍🏾‍♀️

“You must want me to whoop yo ass” um, no?

*Sees a kid acting up in public* *Turns to his kid* “I would’ve whooped yo ass if you did some shit like that”

Why am I now being threatened?

Ya’ll know that thing moms being doing where they make their lips disappear and talk through their teeth?

“So nobody knows who broke my lamp? That’s fine. Line up-”

“Why did you eat at Kuai Liang’s house?” “He offered food and I was hungry” “Now people are gonna say I don’t feed you!” “I don’t think that’s gonna happen”

Definitely says “if you can huh, you can hear”

*Random rambling about bullshit*

“Why are all my lights on?”

“Where they parents at?”

“We have leftovers at home”

From last week! I BEG YOU TO GIVE US NEW FOOD

It’s 6am so imma end it here

Pls join my Bi-Han Is A Black Mom movement

I told y’all I saw a bonnet and robe at his house

[halloween-sweets]

[thewhimsyturtle]

Happy first day of winter?! With below freezing temperatures?! These ice crystals may be pretty, but I want the summer sun back! ❄️😤🐢🎅

[anxhelotosuni]

PrimaOara

[darkyhelena]

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! ❄🎄

So... in order to celebrate Christmas Day, here is an interview with Gerard, talking about MCR's amazing "All I Want For Christmas is You" cover:

Source: Black Velvet 44, from February 2005

Anyways guys, I wanna wish you all a Merry Christmas, from the bottom of my heart ❤💚 HAVE SNOWFLAKE FUN MY DEAR EMOSSSS ❄🎄

[nailsandinspo]

[samirafee]

#S❄️N❄️O❄️W❄️F❄️L❄️A❄️K❄️E❄️S

@samirafee

[andrewckeeper]

LIDMF AI + PHOTOSHOP "Winter is Coming... For You"

[timothybates]

Here's my random Xmas cartoony fanart for 2023!❄️🎄

[feralchaton]

Snow

[reptilian-angel]

Pains of the heart are carried even into the new year

(a lil holiday Stolitz angst cuz we all love it n hate it)

[activatingaggro]

how cruel is the golden rule when the lives we lived are only golden-plated? and I knew that the lights of the city were too heavy for me though I carried carats for everyone to see

Fool's Gold, matching for @rebatrolls' Kindra's first ball out of the program.

[chocolatechipkraken]

[orange-peony]

Wolfstar + side jegulus I Explicit I 21k I modern AU, fluff and smut, demisexual Sirius, touch-starved Sirius, OCD, scars, body positivity, Sirius wears a skirt and eyeliner, dirty talk, first time, soft d/s vibes, smutty smut.

Summary: The first time Sirius meets Remus, it’s in the wrong place at the wrong time.

The second time they meet, it’s two weeks later. Two weeks that Sirius has spent thinking about green eyes and elbow patches and that charming smile that he wishes he had captured on camera, because he’s starting to forget it and it’s killing him.

A big thank you goes to my betas @tobeleftoutinthedark and @wecanthavenicethingx for their precious help and to @bubble-gumhead, @pato-roldnart and @avenueofesc for putting up with me, and telling me that I could get this fic done.

A massive thank you to the mods of @hpdrizzle for being wonderful and for organising this fest.

Read Snowflakes on AO3.