#snow is bullshit
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literally in another universe snowbairdplinth could've been THE revolution. they wouldn't even really need any allies, lbr.
like, between coryo's cunning, sej's conscience, and lucy gray's charisma? the snow name, the plinth fortune, the baird d12 but neither district nor capitol pedigree?
coryo could've actually been like, panem's first 20-year-old president, who outlaws the hunger games and who the districts still listen to because he has sej and lucy gray on side. and yeah maybe coryo still kills a bunch of people but like whatever, no one really bats an eye -- who's gonna mourn gaul, anyways? no one in the districts, that's for sure. even if gaul didn't suck ass they'd be busy with cool covey music and awesome new legislation.
in a better universe i am 100% certain snowbairdplinth could've managed a fairly bloodless revolution, six decades early.
#they're all idiots in canon but if they listened to each other?#if coryo opened up to the idea that control could be achieved through means other than brutality?#if sej started thinking through his rebellious plots for more than five minutes and used his money to affect large-scale change?#if lucy gray willingly inserted herself into politics for the good of the nation?#ugh we could've had it allllllLLLLL#the hunger games#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#tbosas#coriolanus snow#lucy gray baird#sejanus plinth#snowbaird#snowjanus#snowbairdplinth#snowjanusbaird#<- idk what the proper ship name is T-T#at this point i'm gonna start tagging all my bullshit aus with#fuck coriolanus' canon asshattery
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Unpopular opinion about tbosas: I think that Coriolanus Snow loves Lucy Gray Baird.
A more unpopular opinion: I think that Lucy Gray Baird loves Coriolanus Snow.
That's the real tragedy. Their feelings were true. Always.
#don't come at me with “it's not love it's possessin” or some other bullshit#clearly you don't understand that different feelings can cohexist in the same person and in the regard of the same person#yes coryo want to own her#doesn't mean his love was untrue#yes lucy gray at the end went away and put her freedom and her life above love#doesn't mean that she didn't love him#people are complex#coriolanus snow#lucy gray baird#I will defend their love until the end#this is my hill and i will die on it#snowbaird#lucy gray x coriolanus#coriolanus x lucy gray#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#tbosas
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Guys, the ideal Jon Snow ending is not King Consort in the North or King Beyond the Wall, it's King Consort Beyond the Wall, where his job is to look pretty, help Tormund rebuild their community, and be fucked half to death by his wildling husband on a regular basis. The best of both worlds, really.
#never not on my jonmund bullshit#jonmund#jon snow#game of thrones#thank you kit for not ruining my headcanons
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Jon Snow and Sansa Stark in Art
Prince Ivan on the Grey Wolf / Viktor Vasnetsov A Foster Mother / Charles Sillem Lidderdale Portrait of a Young Woman (detail) / Pierre-Auguste Cot King Arthur (detail) / Charles Ernest Butler Portrait of a Young Girl / Konstantin Yegorovich Makovsky Dante and Beatrice in the Garden / Cesare Saccaggi
#jonsa#i have a billion things to do for uni atm so u knowwww i'm fucking around with my jonsa bullshit#my brain literally gets obsessed with making random shit whenever i have actual work to do that will impact my life#the art for jon being a girl bc he’s too pretty. definitely not bc i found the pic first and then reverse image searched to find the info#and by that time the edit was already done and idgaf#art#sansa stark art#jon snow art
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I see some fans saying that Targaryens represent the "old way" of doing things so in order for a new era to rise, they all have to die or at least none of them to end up on the Iron Throne.
The thing is, that even if Dany or Jon or - insert your favourite secret Targaryen theory here- any other Targaryen won't end up on the throne, things will remain exactly the same. Things remained the same when House Baratheon controlled the Iron Throne, and continues to be the same now that House Lannister controls it. After all, Westerosi Noble Houses are part of the so called "old way" of ruling which is based on feudalism. So no, if your favourite noble ends up as King or Queen nothing will magically change just because Targaryens won't be the ones with power.
In order for Westeros to abandon their so called "old ways " they should overthrown monarchy all together and embrace democracy But that would mean that none of your favourites will end up Lord or Lady of any region of the Seven Kingdoms. Personally, I would be fine with such ending but I really doubt that's what Martin has on his mind, judging by the foreshadowing on his books and his opinions on his interviews.
The only other way for things to change isn't simply to remove a specific House - aka Targaryen - from this feudalistic system but rather to put a charismatic ruler in charge who will care for the well being of all their people instead of only caring about themselves/ their House's glory/ nobles. Ironically for those fans, the two people who have shown to have this qualities among those who have been in a position of power actually belong in House Targaryen. And yes I'm talking about Dany and Jon.
#house Targaryen#Daenerys Targaryen#jon snow#valyrianscrolls#anti targaryen haters#and their bullshit#a post of salt and salt
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not a day goes by where i don’t think about how we could’ve had it all with swanqueen. like a lot of the ships have something but we could have had it all with them 🥲
#Ik they are ���somewhat related#but that’s bullshit in this case bc in what world was regina ever a mother toward snow#swanqueen#real enemies to lovers core#ouat#ouat s4#once upon a time#emma swan#regina mills
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I’m just so obsessed with Baz Pitch
#back on my bullshit#it has been a while#I LOVE THAT GUYYYY#he’s just so me?#it’s because we’re both Pisces#we would get along very well I like to think#I have a picture of his head taped to my wall and we are staring at eachother right now#baz pitch#simon snow#carry on rainbow rowell#tyrannus basilton grimm pitch#isn’t tyrannus a wild name
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There's a trend with fandom where people will claim they like a toxic ship dynamic cause they're just exploring dark themes cause it's interesting... but then when you watch the actual media you realize that Shipping Them Together Is The Most Boring Take You Can Have About Them
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#my post#batman#bruce wayne#edward nashton#lucy gray baird#corionalus snow#cersei lannister#jaime lannister#james wilson#gregory house#fandom bullshit#the batman 2022#tbosas#house md#game of thrones
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Sejanus: We should have dinner together. But not as friends.
Coriolanus, narrowing his eyes: As enemies?
#sejanus: i cannot stress this enough. i want to take you out.#coriolanus: *hears alarm bells*#'shit he knows'#'how do i play this'#coriolanus: what are your demands#sejanus: alright weird but i can work with that. tomorrow eight o'clock.#coriolanus *already packing*: bet#this man's nickname is bull's eye coriolanus is not about to take his chances#did this with the jabberjay fiasco in mind but honestly#it's really funny that you can put this in any other setting and it still works#because one thing about coriolanus is he WILL be on his bullshit#snowjanus#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#tbosbas#tbosas#tbosas incorrect quotes#coriolanus snow#sejanus plinth
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i shall take no wife hold no lands father no children.
a piece i did for a little exchange with @kuorena, she drew one of my ocs and i drew a piece inspired in the qhorin kills jon AU :o)
#my art#qhorin halfhand#jon snow#asoiaf#should i tag this with the scrolls tag? its not exactly. canon.#valyrianscrolls#back in my tarot card bullshit 🔥🔥#CHECK SHIRA'S ART WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Obi cried. We got a multi-page, multi-angle shot of an Obiyuki hug. Then they both cried. While hugging.
The message here is BE AS SELF INDULGANT IN THOSE FANWORKS AS YOU WANT, THE TRANFORMATIVE WORKS WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER, BABIES 🎉🎉🎉💖🎉💖💖🎉💖🎉💖💖💖💖
#obiyuki#akagami no shirayukihime#snow white with the red hair#one more post where I'm fully on my bullshit before bed#😘
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#tbosas#the hunger games#tom blyth#coriolanus snow#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#back on my reductress bullshit :)
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Full Falmer translation of @king-minyard's Ode to Snow Elves (thank you thank you THANK YOUUUU for giving me your blessing!)
For a less-blurry version, open in a new tab; Common transcription and translator notes below the cut!
This one was a challenge! Two complete overhauls of syntax, thirty new words by my count (I definitely lost count), and a new method of expressing determiners went into making this adaptation. I wanted to treat this as a translation in either way, so keeping the original syllabic count was important, especially as it was in eights. I dunno, that number seems important to the Falmer, who likely engaged in numerology like their Altmeric cousins.
Highlights from this translation include Farligandra, "greet-grace" i.e. welcome and hospitality, Laivan, "to grant, to offer reprieve", Banhe, an outsider-friendly term for "home" (was this meant to be heard by others, perhaps?), and two of my personal favorites, Maethan, "to embrace" and naerth, "soul-rending grief", here translated as "gnashing grief" to provide a more visceral tone and to imply just what became of the Snow Elves.
The complete, side by side translation, is as follows!
#non canon guide to the falmer tongue#this took SO LONG I AM SO SORRY#but it's done!#well - sorta!#my falmeris will always be in alpha but that's okay#just as#i'm always on my snow elf bullshit#will i make a recording? maybe. (don't bet on it)#the elder scrolls#skyrim#technically#falmer#snow elves#and again THANK YOU KING FOR GIVING ME YOUR BLESSING
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wakes up at the hotel desk. snow in my coastal area? It’s more likely than you think.
#.bullshit ( ooc )#Now here is your weather on the 8s#We shouldn’t get snow it’ll be cold; rain then cold again so we’re looking at an ice storm
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I am so fucking pissed right now.
I've been on AO3 for three years now, and in all those years, I've always kept my works publicly available, because for a long time, I had no account and I wanted people in similar situations to be able to read my stories.
Now, none of my stories are really big, in fact, my two most popular stories are around 2k hits and 200 kudos, so nothing amazing, really. Therefore, for the past year, even with all this generative AI nonsense popping up, I thought "Who'd want to bother stealing my stories" and kept my stories open.
And here we are, five days into 2025, and I had fifteen different people on my tumblr tl telling people to hide the stories from users without an account, bc AI is getting worse and worse.
Today was the worst though: So basically this happened, and while I was not personally affected (luckily), I got into an argument with my sister about generative AI, because she said "Well if you put something on the internet of course it's gonna get stolen", and so on.
So all my works are now hidden for unregistered users (sadly), and I feel like this meme a friend made since they're in the same mood as I am:
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and while I could go on an angry rampage about how much of an asshole some people can be, that just for a few cents they completely abandon their morals and sense of intellectual property, and how this is all one huge capitalistic scam-
I won't.
Because today was the best day of this year so far, and I had an awesome day, and I won't let AI take my joy from me.
So enjoy this doodle I made of a snow angel I made since it was the first snow this winter and you're never too old for a snow angel
#fanfiction#ao3#archive of our own#generative ai#rambling berry#snow angel#fuck ai#anti ai#ai bullshit#also fuck capitalism#while we're at it#ok got it off my system we're good now
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Dick lecturing Ambrose is good. damned good.
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