#snow dogs vlogs

[5sosfanfictioncatalogue]

Hello, do you have a list of Lashton friends to lovers or enemies to lovers?

Currently we only have a general friends/enemies to lovers masterlist, but, here are some Lashton ones! I'll also go ahead and draft some masterlists as well!

- Alex

Enemies to Lovers:

Honeysuckle (ao3) - cornflowerblue (daydadahlias)

Summary: it's the 1970s, Ashton is a homophobic lead singer and Luke is the new gay roadie on tour with his band.

i feel the wind in my hair, chasing after you (ao3) - hideforalifetime

Summary: Luke works more than he should, is paid less than he should be for the amount of hours he works, goofs off at lunch with Calum, goes home to his dog Petunia in the evening and watches whatever’s on HBO. Then he does it all over again. And he’s sick of it. He wants a change. He wants to be the guy he was in college, free of all worries like rent and bills and all that bullshit. Just walking from class to the dorm to the bar, and every weekend, he’d go off on his own, just him and his motorbike. 

Or, the one where workaholic, control freak biker Luke Hemmings meets the most laid back guy he's ever seen. And he's hot, which is a plus.

Le Chatelier's Principle (ao3) - LyricalPary (hoseoky)

Summary: Ever since being promoted to head waiter, Luke had had one problem that came in the form of a six foot, curly-headed, hazel eyed demon. And by demon, he meant his frustratingly stubborn, unfairly attractive co-worker, Ashton Irwin.

You'll Be Stuck On It Cause My Love's So Good (ao3) - senioritastyles

Summary: Luke and Ashton are football buddies until they're not and then they are again and then they're not and---okay, you get it.

you tell me you're tipsy, i tell you you're pretty (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Luke and Ashton wake up married during a weekend in Vegas

Friends to Lovers:

'I'm already something, to someone I dont know' (ao3) -Forbiddenmichael

Summary: luke has been in love with his best friend for so long, and now the time to tell ashton his feelings has long since past

the kids will be alright, eventually (ao3) - wafflelashton

Summary: ashton falls in love with his best friend, luke, and is somehow the last to know.

Warm On A Cold Night (ao3) - LyricalPary (hoseoky)

Summary: In retrospect, Luke probably shouldn’t have offered to give Ashton a ride. He knows that now, thanks to the awkward silence and the nerves in the pit of his belly. But at the same time, what was he supposed to do? Leave Ashton standing out there in the harsh cold of winter? Of course not. Good people don’t do such things, and Luke likes to think of himself as a fairly good guy.

(Or, Luke and Ashton get stuck during a snow storm. But, maybe it's not as terrible as it seems.)

We're Our OTP (ao3) - felixandtae

Summary: Where Ashton and Luke make a YouTube channel together and eventually fall in love after they do challenges, tags, and Vlogs.

you can hear it in the silence (ao3) - fakecharliebrown

Summary: Ashton turns to look at Luke then. He doesn’t speak right away, appearing to consider his next words very carefully. He opens and closes his mouth several times, before finally, he says, “Do you think it’ll all work out for us?”

Luke hums softly. His head is angled in such a way that Petunia imagines he’s looking at their intertwined hands behind his dark sunglasses when he admits in a quiet voice, “I think it already has, Ash.”

Ashton squints at him for less than a second before he turns to face forward, closing his eyes against the bright afternoon sun, and says, “Yeah. I think you’re probably right.”

or; Petunia loves her boy more than anything in the world. When the world shuts down, she realizes that she might not be the only one.

[theorist-influencer-untitled]

6.9.24 Sunday

2:28 am

Still,have windblow...

Drinking coffee, just woke-up from my 2 and half hours sleep... I checked the other house, I saw the car wasn't there ( car of Uncle DD & Aunt Karen )....

Still... Bittersweet on Church Of Christ... Some things are meant to end coz they hurt me so much!

They just made me their fan and supporter since 2007... I don't mind being a supporter or fan in a relationship but there must be a "give & take"....I mean they can easily lift me up even for a quick scene on TV not just to be their fan or supporter for life. If they want but they are selfish... They just planned and wanted me to be simply their supporter or fan... Do I deserve this???

Days passed by so quickly... Still,hating those selfish Manalo'Z.... Z for zombies?

2:45 am

Tell me the truth... If you are my friend or my lover... Why, did you hurt me for so long??If you are being hypnotize by their selfishness of those Manalo'z or anyone....

Wake-up and I will be the EYE...I will embrace you...

3:35 am

Still,have windblow...

I enjoy watching her vlog, I like the snow coz we don't have it here... I wanted to see snow..

It is fun to know her love life... Will they tie the knot?? It is funny coz sometimes she is indirectly giving hint like the "slimy fish"... Is it literally or more than that???

3:48 am

Still, have windblow...

How I wish a day will come that I will have my own supporter or fans club or let's say friends who care and love me to be lifted up, even a lil...

It became one of my biggest dreams these days since I became so frustrated since 2007 that everyone or there are people who unfairly smashed me without a fair fight...

Does Mitch gave me that "simple battery"? WHERE IS MY MITCHANG???

4:02 am

Can I check first your butt? hahah....Blemish is different on that angels...

9:52 am

Still,have windblow...

Oh! The car of Uncle DD and Aunt Karen are here... Their gang is still complete, I think so...

Me? Still, thinking of money and job and how will I pay my loan on Tala and on others...

10:01 am

Uncle Jun is here today coz probably it is Sunday...

10:05 am

Still,have windblow...

What is their main plan? To make me fat and ugly for all those 17 years??? Unfair and wicked people...

10:54 am

This is a responsible man... Life is a case by case... The girl is lucky to find someone like him coz he is very responsible and caring.

They broke up for some years but still he shouldered everything, coz he doesn't want her to live a low life... There is love and manly care on this situation.

This is "Legal Separation"... but with pride and selfishness???

1 pm

Still,have windblow...

I'm ordering a disoderly mingling in the society,until...

I have no "legal separation"... I need HELP...Help on someone that will be mutually on viewing things and having mutual consent.

1:18 pm

Still,have windblow...

This is not my ideal life... For people who are involved since 2007, be guilty and you should have told me that you just want me fat and ugly...

This is not my ideal life...

You controlled my life and for some other guilty people, yeah yeah! You just want me to be your fan or supporter... Totally unfair...

Still, I want vanity and travel... I need money and job....

1:47 pm

I feel self-pity here that some energies are holding me since 2007???

Why? What did I do on them? I can't get progress... I feel jealous and envious on stuff and vanity that I can't have... They are just trapping me to be fat and old and ugly...

3:03 pm

Still, have windblow...

I'm fine on having boho but I still want vanity like my nose perfection and my serums and my vanity and I have a son-dog...

I wanna do gluta and I wanna feel pretty and be adored in a way... I wanna smoothen my skin and I feel bitterish that I can't...

8:20 pm

Still,have windblow...

Here in Ely's house hanging out and I asked a back up on my coffee,tawas and ointment.

8:40 pm

Still,have windblow...

I feel bitterish... I'm stressed out thinking of money and job... Still,here in Ely's house...

8:51 pm

They just got my 17 pesoses but the package or mail is not real....

8:52 pm

Still,have windblow...

I still wanna leave Cavite but I know I can't... I'm self-pitying....I feel jealous on things that I wanna have...

I feel envious on the beauty of Manalo'z that they are having and their group...

I want vanity and more vanity coz I really do feel fat, old and ugly...

8:58 pm

Give it to me lucifer...

I want some fame,money and matcha I mean vanity & starbucks...

9:09 pm

You feel that you deserve something but you feel ugly and old and wrinkled....You are hating Manalo'Z!

They just made me their fan and supporter for 17 years...

10:19 pm

Here in my nest... The car of Uncle DD and Aunt Karen are not here... The mother of Aunt Karen is wearing a green t-shirt now... Hmmm....Nothing I just wanna share it here...

11:02 pm

Hmm... My white speaker is missing... I know it is there with my microphone...

I feel bad coz I want stuff and I don't have money now... I feel self-pity...

It is not a man's character angels to get a woman's stuff...

11:27 pm

Yey!

I found it angels,this is branded... The sound is so good and really clear... But I still wanna buy the speaker like on Jessie, the one that has 2 microphone for karaoke...

11:38 pm

You can buy that on ebay or amazon but I found it on ebay...

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Bratislava 3rd time, Vlogging and Art

21.11.2022

Sup

How we feeling? I feel good. Today I went on another trip to Bratislava for the reception of my 2-month period visa :D Yes only 2 months after literally pouring out my wallet to the bottom just to have a that period shorter than my dick.

I have been having this inner tussel with my other side between doing vlog or doing artistic vid. It turned out to be one of the most useless fight ever as whatever I do, I know it would eventually become a valuable experience in the long run. Thereby, I should opt for any method without doubting myself no more. If I did not do anything, nothing would happen in reality. Stop drawing out your theoretical potential on the table.

I just opened my refridgerator, having thought of finishing my leftover chicken wings from lunch but then all I witnessed is a blank, empty void in my pan :D nothing left :D

I also came across a begger, actualy twice or third time. He looks young with a very cute little puppy. It is snowing season so the dog with just a thin rag covering him, trembles unstoppably. I was debating with myself whether to buy him some food from a nearby supermarket since assumably, any kind of person similar to him should at least receive a governmental supply, either monetary value of tangible essentials such as food, water and shelter. In the end, I still spent around 6 euros to buy him 4 hamburger buns with some prosciutto and 2 cartons of juice. I feel like i am on the same level of poverty as him because i also have to be so rational about the 6 euros, how to save money as much as possible to donate to somebody else of my own accordance or how to fine sliced my financial sources so that i might not starve to death :D But yeah, i feel good that i can help him. Hope he and the dog can receive a bit of warmth amongst these gusty winds.

I feel better, just to tell you so.

I gonna get rich soon, with discipline, just wait.

[vitoxenophon]

What To Play With A Dog Or Almost Dog Training. Tug-of-war game. [HD] Siberian Husky

[necroyasha]

Crazy (Cute) Memphis

From RARE BLUE ICE in the Straits of Mackinac

[hammadivlog]

Tonyo

[blu-joons]

You’re A Member’s Little Sister

He Confesses, But You’re Not Ready For A Relationship

You’re A Pianist

You Feel Insecure In Your Girl Group

You Struggle With Motion Sickness

You Have A High Tolerance To Alcohol

He Features In One Of Your Vlogs

Taking A BTS Quiz And Getting A Different Member

You Have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD)

You’re French

Your Child Gets Jealous Of Their New Sibling

You Have Driving Anxiety

Your Child Comes Out As Gay

You Have Fibromyalgia

The Boys Tease Him For Helping You With Chores

You’re A Fan Of Musical Theatre

Finding Out Another Member Used To Be Your Bias

You’re A Volleyball Player

He Wants To Break Up With You Because Of Hate From The Fans

You Bump Into Your Childhood Bullies

When Your Child Says Their First Word

He Asks You Out At A Fan Event

You Reunite At The End Of The Pandemic

A Relative Of Yours Calls Him A Member Of The Family

He Asks You To Go On Tour With Him

Your Niece/Nephew Calls Him Uncle

You’re A New Fan Of The Band When You Start Dating

You’re Filipino

You Interrupt His V Live Whilst Heavily Pregnant

You Take Care Of His Pet Whilst He’s On Tour

You Suffer With Migraines

Being In Korea Overwhelms You

You Vibrate When You Laugh

You Bump Into Your Ex

You’re A Plus Size Model

You’re Brazilian

Your Dog Is Protective Of Your Baby Bump

Your Child Has A Panic Attack

You Feel Insecure Because You’re Younger Than Them

You Feel Insecure Because You’re Taller Than Them

You Have Sleep Deprivation

Taking Care Of Him When He Gets Ill

They Get Cuddly

Kissing His Neck

Dropping Hints That They Fancy You

They Come Home And Find You Asleep On The Sofa

Doing Face Packs Together

You Prefer Animals To Humans

You Feel Insecure About Your Braces

You Faint In The Middle Of An Argument

You Take Him Thrift Shopping

You’re Easily Overwhelmed

They Walk In On You Dancing

You’re A Feminist Activist

He Comes Home Excited After Your First Date

You’re With Them When They Find Out They Are Nominated For A Grammy

You Have Vitiligo

You’re Best Friends With Another Member

You Have Chronic Pain

You Teach English In Korea

You Have An Innocent Personality

You’re A Bookworm

You Have Intrusive Thoughts

He’s On Tour For Your Birthday

They Pass Out From Overworking

Their Anxious Girlfriend Initiates Skinship

You Have A Tongue Piercing

You Enjoy Innocent Skinship

You’re A Sweet Girlfriend

You’re Insecure As His Little Sister

You’re A Morning Person

You Catch Their Attention At An Awards Show

The Boys Discover Your Relationship From Their Lockscreen

He Looks After You When You’re Overworking

You Make Grabby Hands

Saesangs Are Scared Of You

You Get Caught Staring At Him

He’s Caught Wearing An Item Of Your Clothing

You Feel Insecure Around The Other Member’s Girlfriends

You Have History With One Of The Members When You Start Working At BigHit (Part 2)

Telling Him You’re Going To Therapy

You’re Lactose Intolerant

His Younger Sibling Has A Nightmare

Your Child Snitches On Them To You

You Have Diabetes

He Gets Jealous After Your Breakup

They’re Your Ideal Type

He Falls In Love At First Sight

You’re German

You’re A Fan Of The 50s

Kisses With BTS Headcanon

You Have Heart Surgery

You Get Your Driving License

You Beat Him At A Game

Your First Time Seeing Snow

You Struggle With Motivation To Do Your Work

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[kaunis-sielu]

A Love like Disney

On your second date Steve told you that he’d never seen a single Disney movie you’d been, shocked. You’d grown up watching Disney movies, from the classics to new releases you’d always enjoyed a Disney movie. Even now you watch the new releases in Tony’s state of the art theatre in the tower the moment that you can get your hands on them. Thanks to Tony that’s usually the day the movie comes out and the team has started to join you for opening night movie nights.

Steve had enjoyed Frozen so much that it hadn’t taken long to convince him to watch every, single, Disney movie you could find. You started with Snow White and went down the line.

Some of the movies were, well, you fell asleep so really they just weren’t your cup of tea. You’d made sure to play The Fox and the Hound when you’d been barely able to open your eyes because you don’t do dog movies, they make you cry too much. When Disney had found out the the Avengers had Disney movie nights they’d started to invite you all to the premieres and you and Steve had gone to a few, the best one so far had been Lightyear, if you didn’t know better you’d have sworn that the actor who voiced Buzz was Steve. When you’d mentioned this to him he’d murmured, “To infinity and beyond.” Into your ear in an almost perfect impression of Buzz that it’d made you laugh.

“Hey Belle,” Steve calls one morning as he came into the library. He’d given you the nickname after watching Beauty and the Beast due to your powers, you read it and you’re an expert on it. You don’t forget a word if you decide to recall it.

“I’m in cooking.” You tell him and you hear him chuckle then make his way toward you. When he rounds the bookshelf you see he’s got a bag over his shoulder. “Do you have a mission?”

“Nope, we have a vacation. I had Wanda pack you some stuff in this bag. Come on.”

“Wait, where are we going?”

“You’ll see.” He tells you holding a hand out for you. You give him a little shrug, a wide smile and then take his hand. You take the Quinjet and after a few hour flight it lands in Florida.

“Disney world?! Really?” You ask with a little bounce and Steve laughs and nods.

“Yep my pretty little bookworm! We’ve got four days, one park a day, I watched all those video blog things you’d told me to watch and I have a plan for everything.”

“Vlog, they’re called vlogs and I love you.”

“I love you too, now, let’s go!” You start at Magic Kingdom, an excellent choice to really throw you into the magic on day one. You take a video for your instagram of Steve getting his first glimpse of the castle down Main Street and then you take photos off to the side of the castle. You do as many rides as you can and eat as many snacks as you can stomach. You meet many of the characters, Mickey and Minnie are a must, Goofy is amazing with Steve pretending to be a super hero too, you both cry at the fireworks show and then fall into bed at the end of the day thrilled and exhausted.

Epcot is the second day, you try a drink in each country that you can and FaceTime Thor when you’re in the Norwegian part to show him the area that they have about him, Odin and Loki. The water, music and firework show Harmonious brings you to tears it’s so beautiful and wonderful.

Hollywood studios in the next day, the Star Wars area is incredible and Steve decides to make a droid and you go with to watch. You ride Tower of Terror six times, and when a little girl recognizes you and Steve you get swarmed for a bit and end up taking some photos with people until security comes and insists on giving you the VIP tour for the rest of the day. You hadn’t wanted to do a VIP tour but you also don’t want to cause the park any issues.

You start at Animal Kingdom bright and early, starting at the safari ride the guide offers to let Steve help feed the lions. You don’t get the same offer but since you’re not a super soldier that doesn’t surprise you much. The animal walk is really cool, and so are the other rides that you do Expedition Everest being your favorite of the day. There’s something about a roller coaster that you can’t help but love. After you watch the tree of life’s little light show you head back to the Quinjet in your silly matching tee shirts and the Minnie ears Steve had bought you.

“Steve, this was amazing.” You murmur as you settle against him on the flight. You know you won’t be awake for long.

“I’m thinking Disneyland next month.”

“Really?”

“Yea, how does that sound to you?”

“Like a fairytale.”

Thanks for the prompt @pagina16ps I hope this was okay :)

Tag list:

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[pesiko]

JOHNNY ONESHOT RECS

M mature | ✿ personal favorite

Phenomena - a conspiracy theorist and a doctor M [34.3k]

I’ll Send All my Loving to You - finding inspiration [24.8k]

Homecoming - highschool reunion brings you back M [16k]

Forget Me Too - reunited with your first love M [15.6k]

Of Needles and Seduction - tattoo shop AU M [15.2k]

Want You to Want Me - destined to be together M [15k]

Set Up: Frat!Johnny - he’s never rude to anyone M [13.8k]

Metanoia - after getting your heart broken M [12.5k]

College Fratboy!Johnny - life doesn’t wait for you [12k]

The Cinderella Search - SM halloween party M [10.6k]

Shelter - guard Johnny is in charge of protecting you [9k]

Love is On Air - a radio host n his secret admirer M [8.7k]

Better Late Than Never - in love with your bestfriend [8.3k]

Make a Wish - fake dating Jungwoo’s sister M [6.7k]

Anywhere with You - visiting best friend Johnny M [6.5k]

Dare - you’re never allowed to say no M [5.6k]

Feel Like I’m Drowning - your roommate’s brother M [5.2k]

Hundred - he hates the hospital but likes the pretty dr [4.5k]

Heart-Shaped Tattoo - soulmate tat removal, angst [4.3k]

Guardian Angel - a man trying to harm you [4.1k]

Spin Me Right Round - record store owner Johnny M [4k]

Good Thing - happy birthday Johnny [4k]

Serendipity - finding something nice by accident [3.5k]

Subscribe! Another Clothing Haul (Sexy Edition) [3.2k]

Puppy Love - a guy who named his dog Real Slim Shiba [3k]

Dreamboat - calming your nerves by visiting the cafe [2.8k]

Moments - falling in love in a series of moments [2.8k]

Let’s Dance - sneaking out to party at neo zone [2.5k]

It’s You - armchair more comfortable than the wall M [2.4k]

Let it Snow - “nice fucking weather” M [2.2k]

Not a Big Deal - sending your kid to daycare [2.1k]

Sugar - friends with benefits, slight angst [2k]

Between the Lines - when he’s singing romantic lyrics [1.9k]

A Day in the Suh Household - JCC day in the life vlog [1.9k]

No Filters (Just You) - photographer Johnny ✿ [1.7k]

Intuition - Jaehyun leaves you in a room w your crush [1.6k]

The One with the Soulmates - yelling in bookstores [1.5k]

Secrets - Johnny brings your drunk brother home [1.4k]

Roll with the Punches - a fighter and a college kid [1.4k]

Boyfriend Q&A - filming JCC, “thought I was ur baby” [1.4k]

Unrequited - crossing the whole galaxy to reach him [1.4k]

Okay with It - just waiting for the right time [1.1k]

Expecting - “I’ll take care of you both” [1.1k]

A Not So Simple Answer - “you like me, don’t you?” [1.1k]

Confession - help from Ten leads to a misunderstanding [1k]

Baby Maker - he’s a little jealous because of that dress [1k]

Sign Me Up (As Yours)

JCC Episode 1 & JJC Episode 2

Giving In & Staying Strong - M

❥ JOHNNY NAVI

[main masterlist] [nct masterlist] updated 8-16-21

[theorist-influencer-untitled]

5.28.24 Tuesday

8:18 am

Still have windblow...The wealthy couple is here these Uncle DD and Aunt Karen which I don't feel to be closer on them or on both of my Uncle's. But in a way Uncle Jun is a purpose built for something... I wonder where is Mitch these days??? Is she part of being a purpose-built or a damager???

They are finishing their new house, giving it a white touch inside and they are creating their cabinets or cupboards since yesterday...

It looks like a new couple will be arriving....It is like a dream of a genuine husband and wife...A fresh start of those "dalagang filipinas" to have their house here coz they got money for that...

8:56 am

Wow! This is a certified confirmed "wealthy couple" who doesn't want to have kids yet... But they have "Grimm"... It is amazing right? But like what I said and posted from the past months,having kid or kids is/are just an additional to your love for each other. We all have our own definitions of "being together"....

10:51 am

Still,have windblow....Cecelia's vlog is really amazing most specially the vlog of polar night and polar day... It is so amazing that I wanted to see even a snow... Angels, snow is one of my frustrations.... 17 years some continuosly pressing me down....I feel so bitterish and frustrated coz I know my awakening power are all correct but then there are people outside the family and inside my family as well who didn't actually know my mind slash mindset on viewing things...

Well, here they are not yet married but they are together vlogging sharing their stories.... It is weird for some that they talked about if they will tie a knot but said they are not yet ready for it... Life is a case by case... Both are wealthy.

11 am

11:29 am

..... ???

11:45 am

( Thicked-Face) Kapal ng mukha ni Uncle DD... He went inside here to ask if he can move the blanket and he is somehow bonjing again... I said it is nana's blanket on the laundry rope coz he will park again the car inside..

I want Uncle DD be dead... A bonjing / mentally unstable... I really want him dead angels...He sounds like threatening me angels,the way he speaks...Scary behaviour of Uncle DD as if he can stab you...Remember he has a long knife? Is Mitch with her in the dark road??? I will be very surprised....Is Mitch linking??? I was really thinking...

I feel that Uncle DD is waiting for a timing to kill me angels...I don't trust their behaviour...

11:58 am

I really wanna get Neko's paper from Uncle DD coz he still owned the paper. That I need to pay him 5k pesoses for that ownership....I took and still taking care of Neko that they both wanted Neko to die from the past months... Neko our family dog,the rotweiller... I love dogs...I'm a dog lover and I believe they have kid's soul...

It is bad to kill a dog...

Baby-John is mine, I got it for 50k pesoses it was a mixed money of my work,allowance and my saving from the past years. All expenses of John is shouldered by my own hardwork... Now, I need to work again....

I wanted to save for my nose perfection and some travels as well...

12:38 noon

Still,have windblow... Later will go to Ely for the back-up coz I'm so constipated that I need to drink laxative,if not my tummy will continuosly feels hurt....

Uncle DD keeps on saying that he doesn't have extra money to assist me... One of the reasons I'm avoiding them...

1:02 pm

Wow! After 3 years I can work here... This is visa-free! Can Cecelia assist me? If ever hahaha... Will just bring John with me...

I can work there... So,funny if you can't earn there or can't manage yourself to live there due to lack of money, their "Governor" will send you home or will be kicked-out there...

I wanna travel angels....

1:31 pm

Still, have windblow... I don't wanna marry as well if I can't find love on the person though I'm poorish now...

I always wanna have a pretty face though I'm aging... It is my happiness that people can see me that I have a pretty face though I'm poorish...I wanted to find love like on Pilot Garret but they wanted model and I'm not a model...But I was, Was really spoiled!

I'm losing my position. I lost it for 17 years...

I'm not gonna hide that I wanted to have nose perfection... I always wanted to tag that ah! You have a pretty face... Coz if I have a pretty face though I'm not model there will be chances for me to go up or get better chances in life.

2:15 pm

Hmm... Bad news Ely doesn't have extra cash now to assist me on my tea laxative...

Ate Cha somehow plastics like Uncle DD... There is a comment from her...

2:24 pm

I wonder what will happen to me if I borrow money from Tala and I can't pay it on time?

I badly need a job angels and money...

2:28 pm

4:32 pm

I still have windblow... I feel bitterish and self-pitying...

I need a job and money... I wanna do a nose perfection.I feel so ugly and old now and no story...

If I can only be A Hollywood Baby... Wow! Fame & Beauty & Money & My Starbucks...

I hope...I hope you comprehend...$$$€€€£££ ☆☆☆♡♡♡

I hope...I hope you comprehend...

9:08 pm

Still,have windblow... Here in Ely's house....Jessie is here with his wonderful portable karaoke speaker....I want to buy one...The sound is so good and portable! But you still need a wifi to use this...

I tried the sound it so good!!! Soft-touch angels... I want to have one...

10:35 pm

Shit! I'm showering angels... I accidentally it feels that there is water on my right ear inside,shit!

I'm fucking scared... I feel bullshit! Why it went in!

Shit! How to remove the water inside...

10:49 pm

Shit...It is still here... This is the first time I can't remove the water in my ear... Whew!

The trick is you should put a water as well it is like fetching the water inside to remove the water in your ear... But this time it didn't work... I feel bullshit!

10:54 pm

I feel scared angels... Will this water on my right ear will go out....

11:02 pm

It feels that the water got stuck on my right ear... I'm worrying... Is there wax inside? It should flow back outside... Weird!

11:14 pm

I tried fetching it a water but it feels like there is a wall, it feels like it just touches it then the water I put will just bounce back but the water that is inside my right ear is trap.... Weird!

I feel bad, I need to let it out the water that got stuck in my right ear. Whew!

Bullshit! I'm panicking...

11:46 pm

It is bullshit I have a "swimmer's ear"??? I need help from doc Ibias... The water is still inside my right ear... It feels clogged....I need an ear drops. Shit!

11:59 pm

I'm super stress now... Why it happened???

[findingjoynweirdstuff]

Crash Course: The History of Dream SMP Season One

So...

You want to get into the Dream SMP, but oh no! There’s eight months of extensive and event-filled history to catch up on, and dozens of highlight videos to watch that don’t always include everything, and pages upon pages of detailed Wiki articles...where do you start!?

Well, I’ve created this to summarize the events of Dream SMP Season One into a single post as a sort of “narrative timeline.”

I’ve also included the dates of the events to the best of my ability, so that everything is in (mostly) chronological order.

I’d highly recommend also checking out the Wiki for more detailed descriptions of the big events if you’re interested. 

Happy one-month anniversary of the Grand Finale!

Enjoy!

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Note: Some dates, but not all, are taken from VOD upload dates, and Tommy’s VODs are usually uploaded a day later than initial broadcast, so they may be slightly inaccurate. Dates marked with * are the dates the VOD was uploaded, in cases where I am unsure of the original broadcast date.

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The Early Days

April 25th:��

The SMP started out as an ordinary survival server, and was often referred to as “the survival world” on early Dream Team streams. The first eight members to join the SMP were: Dream, George, Sapnap, Badboyhalo, Ponk, Alyssa, Callahan and Sam, though Sam took a hiatus until the events of the Election Arc. The Community House was the first thing to be built in the center of a lake. 

It was in this period that Beckerson and Mars were named from donos (the various named knicknacks in the Community House are also from donos), Dream tamed a white horse named Spirit, and Sam tamed Fran. There were also several other various pets like dogs and foxes that were tamed by the members.

Some notable events from this period include: the construction of the Court House (and subsequently Sapnap and George’s murder trials there), Dream building the wooden path, George texting Dream’s mother, Sapnap’s Famous Storytime Stream (in which Spirit died due to mobs), and the burning of Ponk’s first Lemon Tree due to a conflict with George.

There was also a running joke that Callahan and Alyssa were dating (they aren’t)

Tommy’s Arrival

Tommy joins July 4th. Tubbo arrives shortly after, with Fundy a day after Tubbo.

The day of Tommy’s arrival:

Tommy joins the SMP. His first day, George and Dream get him to stand on a crafting table and he subsequently murders George and takes from the Community House chests. Dream and George put Tommy on trial in the Court House. After a brief manhunt, Tommy is banished 2,500 blocks away (the first of three exiles) in the snow and is ordered to stay there. He fails to comply and is briefly banned before Dream lets him back on. He chooses to settle on a hill next to Ponk’s Lemon Tree.

The Disc War: Start of the Disc Saga

Taking place from July 9th* - July 11th*, though there were various events/conflicts relating to the discs that happened before and after this time.

After listening to two discs, Cat and Mellohi, with Tubbo on a bench while watching the sunset (VOD: July 8th*), Tommy considers the two discs to be his most prized possessions. 

This event is considered the first major war of the server, and the Disc Saga would continue to have developments throughout the rest of Season One.

The events of the first Disc War began due to another conflict between Sapnap, Ponk and Alyssa. Punz and Tubbo were also involved. Tommy ended up siding with Sapnap, and much vandalism and fighting happened before Dream logged on with the intention to stop it. 

Tommy and Sapnap murder Dream, and Dream steals Tommy’s discs in return, threatening to burn them unless Tommy returns his gear. Tommy, Tubbo and Sapnap end up combining forces to murder Dream and take back the discs, which Tommy hides under his base. Dream spends time off stream digging up the entirety of Tommy’s land in search of them. 

The rest of the Disc War proceeds with Tommy and Tubbo working repeatedly to take back the discs from Dream. It only ends when Tommy crafts an Ender Chest to put the discs in.

This was also around the time that Fundy’s Socializing Club was built, which later led to a brief conflict taking place there. 

(It was also during this time in the middle of the Disc War that Wilbur joined a call with Tommy and asked Dream out on a date to Pizza Hut, with Tommy speaking in game chat as Wilbur’s wingman. Dream says yes, George gets jealous on Twitter, and the infamous Vlog plot starts. It would go on from July to October.)

Schlatt and Wilbur

July 12th: During a short conflict between Tommy and Tubbo over the death of Tubbo’s pet bee, Tommy burns down Tubbo’s house. Wilbur logs onto the server to act as Tommy’s lawyer. 

On July 17th, Schlatt gets whitelisted on the server without Dream’s knowledge and Tommy spends a day with his idol. The SMPLive Cuck Shed is recreated in Dream SMP, and Tommy listens to the disc Blocks with Schlatt. People trend #kickschlatt on Twitter. Both Wilbur and Schlatt log off the server “permanently,” Wilbur by choice and Schlatt by banning (as Dream didn’t know who he was). Tommy gains ownership of Wilbur’s ball house.

Also worth mentioning is Eret joining July 19th.

The L’manburg War for Independence (aka “Revolution”)

This was a relatively short but very consequential arc, taking place from July 24th to August 2nd, a little over a week in total. It is the second major war of the server, and the first to be faction-based.

July 24th: Wilbur joins the server again.

He decides to start an empire with Tommy. He builds the Camarvan (aka “hto dog van”) in a remote part of the woods and recruits Tommy to help create artificial scarcity in the server’s drug market by stealing everyone’s blaze rods. This isn’t taken too kindly by other members, especially Sapnap. One thing leads to another and they decide to mark out a tiny square in the woods to declare as an independent country. Tubbo joins them, and he and Tommy sing “Hallelujah” to a tilled patch of dirt (this melody would later become the L’manburg National Anthem). They also recruit Eret to help build. They decide on a name: L’manburg, and also don revolutionary skins.

Dream comes over, displeased by this, and declares war. His side consists of Dream, George, Sapnap and Punz, though the L’manburgians attempted to convince George to their side due to his Britishness. 

Eret builds the walls, Fundy joins the revolution after logging in within the walls and being very confused, Wilbur claims Fundy as his son. Tommy constructs a fight club beneath his house and, after poorly speaking Dutch to Fundy, goes down the path placing signs in various languages saying “the green bastard shall die!” as propaganda to Dream’s viewers of various nationalities.

July 31st: 

Dream and Sapnap log on during one of Dream’s streams, inspect the area, and go through a multi-step plan to demoralize the L’manburgians: they burn down all the trees around their land, lavacast a huge cobblestone wall just outside, construct obsidian TNT cannons around the walls, and fire several TNT blasts into the country, destroying part of the hotdog van’s roof. George joins the call, gets filled in on what’s been happening, and assists in the chaos. Eret, the only L’manburgian online, is helpless and can only meekly protest in game chat. As a final message, Dream and Sapnap set fire to Tubbo’s house (the second time) and Dream gives his famous “white flags” ultimatum. 

August 1st:

The ultimatum’s war date was pushed back a day due to Twitter drama. The final evening before war, Dream, after doing his serious stream, logs onto the server and blows up Tommy’s land with TNT, exploding part of the beloved Cuck Shed. Wilbur, in VC, tells Tommy to return the favor to Dream, but instead, Tommy chooses not to fight fire with fire. Impressed, Wilbur makes Tommy his right hand man. Eret joins Dream’s side around this time.

August 2nd:

The day of war comes. Dream’s side goes to Tubbo’s jungle base to kill Tubbo repeatedly. There’s a brief conflict at the Power Tower. Wilbur logs on - the L’manburg side is grossly underprepared. They meet at the Embassy and exchange fire with the Dream SMP members. After Dream seems to retreat, Eret suggests they return to L’manburg, saying he has a “secret weapon:” Eret has been grinding for items.

He leads them down a long tunnel into a blackstone “Final Control Room.” The chests are empty, and Tommy pushes a button in the middle of the room, wondering what its function is. The redstone doors slide open and Dream’s men ambush and kill all of them, leaving them with nothing.

After speaking with Wilbur, who refuses surrender, Dream returns to L’manburg and lights a piece of TNT at the entrance, triggering tons of TNT that had been laid beneath the ground beforehand to ignite. Tommy leads everyone into a final bunker. As one last chance at independence, Tommy challenges Dream to a bow duel for Mellohi. George and Wilbur have a short exchange in which they reflect on their Pizza Hut Date, wondering how they could end up like this, with their men fighting each other on opposite sides. Wilbur tells George he should have been on their side as a British person. Eret too.

Tommy and Dream take ten paces and fire at each other on the Prime Path.

Tommy loses the duel.

Instead of giving up just Mellohi, though, Tommy asks Dream if he could give up Cat as well in return for “technical independence.” Dream agrees. Wilbur declares independence again, putting himself as President, Tommy as Vice President, and Tubbo as Secretary of State. Eret, meanwhile, is declared king of the Dream SMP. 

YOOOOOOOOOOOO...you know the rest.

Jack Manifold is whitelisted. It’s a silver-lining ending.

Post-War Period General Events

August 3rd (?), VOD uploaded August 6th*:

On Jack’s first day, Dream attempts to bribe Jack onto his side with riches, real money, and books containing secret codes. Jack decides to act as a double agent.

VOD uploaded August 7th*:

Fundy and Eret continue their pranks. Eret builds his two towers to watch over L’manburg - Fundy completely destroyed the first of them, which is why Eret’s towers are now reinforced with obsidian. That same stream where Fundy “shrank” the tower was where Tommy and Jack first heard the tale of Fundy’s heritage. Fundy explained that his mother was a salmon (they came up with the name “Sally”) and that she was an accountant who raised him the best she could. Tommy and Jack are understandably weirded out by this.

August 6th:

Niki is also whitelisted and joins the server. The original Camarvan is torn down, and Wilbur introduces the first version of the L’manburg National Anthem.

The Drug Park Trivia Contest

August 9th:

Due to L’manburg needing more funds, Wilbur, Tommy and Tubbo get together and create a drug park business to attract drug dealers and women. They see four chickens hanging out near some gravel and name them Clementine, Clementine, Clementine and Clementine, deciding that gravel must attract women. PPA (Ponk-Purpled-Alyssa) signs a trade agreement with L’manburg.

The drug park attracts a confused Dream, who wanders around through the alleyways. Dream gets scammed and then scams them back, so Wilbur challenges Dream to a trivia contest.

August 10th:

Fundy takes off his revolutionary outfit and he and Wilbur get into a brief argument over it. Eret continues to build his second tower. Wilbur asked Tommy and Tubbo to prepare the trivia questions together, but while Tubbo had researched real trivia, Tommy put in bullshit questions that were later removed from the point score.

Dream loses the trivia contest and jumps off a cliff.

The Disc Saga: Showbiz Business

 August 13th*:

After Tommy, Tubbo, Thunder, Skeppy and Fundy give a performance of Hamilton and Macbeth to Dream, gaining Dream’s favor, Skeppy tells Tommy he has Spirit’s leather. Tommy, seeing an opportunity to use Dream’s sentimental attachment to get Dream on his good side, asks Skeppy for the leather. Instead, Skeppy trades the leather back to Dream in return for one of the discs. Tommy gets Quackity in a VC to try and intimidate Skeppy (Quackity fails), then asks for Quackity to be whitelisted. Dream whitelists Quackity.

This was also around the time that Fundy kidnapped Punz’s bee, Beenis, and was put on trial, resulting in the birth of Tubbo’s alter ego: Big Law. This would come into play during the Pet War.

The Cartel

August 17th: 

Quackity joins the server.

He is initially not allowed to join L’manburg. 

He and Tommy start the Cartel together, going on a heist and cracking jokes about John Lennon. This is an overarching scheme over the course of several streams. Tommy ends up building a summer house for himself in the hills, and constructs a drug lab in its basement which he uses with Quackity to attempt a drug scheme.

August 28th*:

Later, after Tommy finishes his summer home and names the several cows who live there, Quackity kidnaps the one named Henry and threatens his life, as he feels that Tommy has become too attached to Henry and is no longer dedicated to the Cartel. Quackity forces Tommy to play a sick trivia game show where if he gets an answer wrong, a cow dies. Tommy asks Tubbo for help, but Tubbo sides with Quackity for the drama. The conflict ends in violence, but Henry is still alive.

Tommy and Wilbur Revive the Server

August 19th*:

Tommy, concerned that the SMP is dying due to Tubbo not being online, calls in Wilbur and Quackity for a chill stream. He and Wilbur rebuild the Camarvan very, very poorly, turning it into a monstrosity of a dirt-bug held together by cobblestone. This wasn’t very consequential, I just included it to explain how the Camarvan ended up looking like That.

The Disc Saga: Railway Skirmish

August 23rd*:

One day, Tommy was hanging around at his summer home. He hops in a minecart and accidentally runs Dream over. Dream uses the /kill command as a funny way to mess with Tommy (and the audience), causing him to die and lose all his stuff. Dream hadn’t been expecting Tommy to take advantage of it. Unbeknownst to Tommy, Tubbo runs in and snatches Dream’s prized sword, hiding it underground.

Tommy and Tubbo realize that with all of Dream’s gear in their possession, they finally have the high ground, and try and use that high ground to trade Dream for the disc. Wilbur joins and questions Tommy about why they’re trying to cause conflict, as L’manburg can’t afford to fight another war so soon. Wilbur orders them to return Dream’s things and apologize. Dream doesn’t give Tommy the disc, but does trade Tommy for Spirit’s leather in return for his stuff back. Tommy tries and fails to trade Skeppy the leather for the disc. He and Sapnap also then team up to kill Dream, but Sapnap betrays Tommy after being threatened and Tommy never succeeds in getting a disc back.

Tubbo reveals to Tommy afterwards that he’d hidden Dream’s sword, and they’d successfully kept it: they now have leverage.

Church Prime

August 24th:

Tommy and Dream put their differences aside for one day and start a religion together after plugging Twitch Prime for twenty minutes straight, to Tubbo’s disapproval. Quackity assists as well. The Vape Tower and Holy Land are created. Dream levitates into the air and /kill’s himself, then gets resurrected. One of the funniest streams the SMP’s ever had.

Church Prime has been born!

The Disc Saga: Spirit Scam / Start of the Pet War

August 27th*:

Tommy is enraged by Sapnap killing one of his beloved cows, Harold. He griefs Sapnap’s house and also informs Niki that her pet, a little fox named Fungi, was also killed by Sapnap. Niki is furious. She, Tommy and Tubbo kidnap Mars and Beckerson with the intentions of holding them for ransom as revenge. Dream, concerned about this, tries to reason with them. He can’t let Mars and Beckerson die at any cost. 

While the sides make their threats, Dream locks up the jukebox room in Tommy’s house with obsidian and starts playing the real Mellohi to taunt them out of cockiness. Tubbo and Tommy manage to snatch Mellohi and put it in an ender chest. Dream, realizing he’d screwed up, names a fake Mellohi disc “Tommy’s Disc” and tries to convince them that that was the real one. 

After plenty of scamming involving Dream’s sword, Spirit, Mellohi, the fish, and a confusing switcheroo, Tommy ends up with the real Mellohi and the real Spirit, while Dream keeps Beckerson and Mars in his possession. Niki just wanted an apology.

The Pet War

August 29th*:

After taking a brief recess from the SMP, Fundy logs on and starts to catch up on what he’s missed. He’s confused by Church Prime, but is more concerned with chat spamming “RIP Fungi.” He doesn’t believe it at first, but sees Fungi’s grave in L’manburg and calls Niki, who tells him what happened. Furious, he says that Sapnap must pay.

He asks Dream for Mars, but Dream is unwilling to give her to him. Instead, Dream leads Fundy and Niki to the dog house and show them the pets. He tells them that Skechers is Sapnap’s fox, but they didn’t hear it from him. As he is unable to kill one of his own kind, Fundy asks Niki to murder it with a pickaxe.

After a scavenger hunt stream with George, Dream tells Sapnap what happened. Sapnap, enraged, kills Niki’s animals and Fundy’s enderman pet. The Dream Team hide their remaining animals off screen.

August 31st*:

Fundy gets Beenis and a beehive at Tubbo’s base and offers to play a cruel game with Punz in which Punz chooses to spare one of the beenests while the other is thrown into fire. Punz decides that choosing is better than leaving Beenis in an enderchest and chooses. They place down the spared beenest but no bee comes out. Tommy and Tubbo arrive in full armor, looking ominously at Punz. Fundy explains the situation to them, favoring his side of the story, and Tommy and Tubbo defend him as one of their own. Fundy has started a war.

September 1st:

Fundy and Niki get a pet bee named Beelloon. They hide it in an obsidian box to keep it safe. They also locate Sapnap’s pets based on small details in the background of George’s stream.

Sapnap and Punz arrive one day after a Twitch Rivals tournament and force Fundy to watch as they explode Fungi’s grave with TNT. Fundy says they should end the fighting for good with a duel: one vs. one, Sapnap and Fundy.

September 10th:

Fundy builds a scaled-down version of Technoblade and Dream’s arena just behind his base. Tubbo referees the duel between Fundy and Sapnap. Fundy loses. Sapnap takes Niki’s fish and starts to play the same game with Fundy, but stops at the last second - it’s not worth stoking up the fires of war again. He congratulates Fundy on being a worthy competitor and leaves after returning the fish to Fundy. The Pet War ends there.

The Election

September 3rd*:

Tubbo and Fundy get into an argument that threatens to tear L’manburg apart in Civil War. Tommy, while Wilbur isn’t online, is the one left in charge of diffusing the conflict, which he does successfully. The next day (September 4th*), Wilbur logs back on and Tommy fills him in on what he’s missed. They decide that they need to consolidate power, and choose to hold a rigged election where they’re the only party that can be voted for. Quackity, after learning this, states that he’ll be running as well to prevent their dictatorship, declaring his campaign “SWAG2020.” This throws a wrench in Wilbur and Tommy’s plans. Wilbur and Tommy’s party is renamed “POG2020.”

September 9th*:

The Presidential debate is held in Tubbo’s King’s Court. Quackity reveals that Georgenotfound is his running mate. Tommy attempts a smear campaign against him, then later accepts bribery from Karl, who was overseeing the debate. Tubbo takes Karl’s spot to be less biased. Fundy states that he wants to run for president as well. September 15th, Tommy gains Sapnap’s vote by publicly denouncing Fundy, telling him that if Wilbur weren’t Fundy’s father, Fundy would be kicked out of L’manburg. The following days, they hold a few more rallies, sing a duet of Let it Go, and Wilbur, Tommy and Quackity construct the White House while speaking Spanish. This is also the birth of “Tubbox.”

September 20th:

They hold one last rally where the parties show off their endorsements. POG2020 is endorsed by Vikkstar. Georgenotfound is a no-show. Everyone wonders where he is, with one of the running theories being that he’s off editing the Vlog. Fundy and Niki announce their campaign: COCONUT2020. 

Tommy and Wilbur have one last endorsement up their sleeve: Schlatt logs onto the server. He’s been unbanned. Instead of endorsing POG2020, however, he accidentally endorses COCONUT2020 and then decides to run his own candidacy, SCHLATT2020. Violence breaks out, Tommy, Wilbur and Quackity all escape underground. Wilbur and Tommy offer to combine votes with Quackity, but Quackity refuses after they reveal the offer is conditional on their own defeat. Instead, Quackity decides to partner with Schlatt.

Also worth mentioning is the fact that Wilbur asked for Tommy’s Mellohi disc, the real one, to keep until they’d won the election. Tommy gives it to him.

Schlatt’s Inauguration

September 21st:

HBomb is added to the server. Wilbur gets on the podium and states the election results: POG2020 won the popular vote by 45%, but was beaten out by the combined vote total of SCHLATT2020 and SWAG2020 of 46%, making Schlatt the President and Quackity the Vice President. Schlatt designates Tubbo as his right-hand man, still Secretary of State.

Schlatt’s decrees are as follows, given throughout the rest of the stream: Tommy and Wilbur’s citizenship is revoked, the walls are torn down, L’manburg is renamed to Manberg.

Tommy and Wilbur escape into the woods (Tommy’s second exile) and Technoblade offers them assistance. Technoblade logs onto the server and they find a ravine to make a barracks in: Pogtopia.

Tommy and Wilbur then go to negotiate with Schlatt for a one-day visa to L’manburg for Ninja’s visit. Schlatt agrees to it.

Ninja’s Visit

September 25th*:

Ninja visits and streams with Tommy for a day. He ends up getting married to Georgenotfound and using their marriage to get the Pogtopians an extended visa without Schlatt’s knowledge.

Pet War II: Battle of the Lake

Sapnap and Karl, who were engaged to marry with a wooden Eiffel Tower as their honeymoon spot, attempt to kidnap Henry. Instead, Sapnap accidentally kills Henry with fall damage.

October 5th:

Tommy is beyond enraged at the death of Henry, and goes to grief Skeppy’s property with Niki while he’s grieving. Dream joins and helps Tommy lavacast the Eiffel Tower. They attempt to frame Badboyhalo for this, which starts a new conflict and a battle between Skeppy and Bad against Dream and Tommy. 

Sapnap logs on, Tommy confronts him, and Sapnap eats Henry’s corpse. Antfrost also joins in on Bad and Skeppy’s side. The fight continues, and Dream and Tommy escape into the wilderness together and a chase ensues. Niki is taken hostage.

Dream decides to entrust Tommy with one of the most valuable pets on the server: Mars. Tommy must never, under any circumstances, harm her. Tommy tells Sapnap he has Mars, but Sapnap doesn’t believe Dream would trust Tommy with such a thing at first.

Everyone heads to Pogtopia. Tommy gives his famous “I have the Blade” line and Technoblade logs on. Dream also joins Techno and Tommy’s side. They declare it the Battle of the Lake after a tiny pond next to Tommy’s Intimidation Tower. Punz swaps sides mid battle, and Dream, Tommy and Techno overpower the opposing side, claiming victory.

Dreamon Hunters

October 7th:

Tubbo and Fundy want to create some chaos, but their targets keep logging off and foiling their plans. Eventually, Dream logs on, and that’s when they get the idea to perform an exorcism on Dream. They get Dream to Skeppy’s Mansion and perform a complicated ritual, ending with them logging out and then back in again, and Dream exploding TNT, killing himself and also Tubbo in the blast. After this exorcism, Dream seems...different. He says he wants to be a builder, he wants to hug Technoblade, and his IQ is...75! 

Tubbo and Fundy think at first that they’ve successfully removed the Dreamon, but after performing a test with an iron door, everything goes sour. In a last effort to get Dream back to normal, Fundy recreates his marriage proposal scene with Dream. Dream ascends into the air, explodes, and all seems to go back to normal...until DreamXD logs on.

October 15th:

In a second stream, Tubbo and Fundy get their proper Dreamon Hunter outfits, set up a base of operations on the beach near the Mansion, and recruit Sapnap to assist them.

The Festival

VOD uploaded October 10th*:

Tommy has an idea to connect the Prime Path from Pogtopia all the way to Dream SMP, but accidentally reveals Tubbo’s tunnel to Quackity in the process. This leads to a split between Tommy and Wilbur, in which Wilbur snaps and tells Tommy that this is why he isn’t the President and never will be.

Schlatt comes on. He ignores the tunnels, but announces something new: The official Manberg Festival, a celebration of democracy and freedom. With this announcement, Wilbur starts to have doubts about his intentions. Why should he want to go against someone who was democratically elected, hosting fun events for the citizens? Wilbur has a realization: he’s the villain. A few minutes pass, and he’s completely gone, slipping into paranoia about everyone’s loyalties as he starts to distrust that even Tubbo is on his side. He has a plan to blow the entire place up with TNT, and asks Dream to help.

At the end of the day, Tubbo and Tommy have a moment by the bench. Tubbo reveals to Tommy that he’d been given a Mellohi disc by Wilbur, who had also given a copy to Tommy as well. They question why Wilbur would give them both copies of Mellohi, and try to hide the truth about the disc. Tubbo says he probably has the real one.

In the coming days, Tubbo and Fundy help create the decorations. Fundy, meanwhile, has been questioning his loyalties. He wonders what Tommy and Wilbur ever really did for the country in their administration.

October 16th:

The day of the Festival arrives. Everyone, including Technoblade, has been invited except for Wilbur and Tommy. Techno joins in with the party activities, and it’s a joyous day. Tommy and Wilbur wait on the roof, and have a brief conversation with Tubbo before the moment arrives. Wilbur accuses Tubbo of being a yes-man, explains that there’s a key phrase in the speech to activate the TNT. There are twenty pieces of TNT beneath Schlatt’s chair alone.

He puts Tubbo in charge of making the final decision of whether Manberg stays or falls. It’s up to Tubbo to say the line. As the party settles, Tubbo goes up to give his speech. He says it, Schlatt prompts him for more, and Tubbo says the line. Wilbur and Tommy hop down to press the button, but Schlatt gives a little chuckle. He and Quackity start trapping Tubbo in concrete, keeping him in Schlatt’s chair while everyone looks on in confusion. Wilbur and Tommy pause – they can’t detonate the TNT with Tubbo in the blast radius. Schlatt reveals that he’d known about Tubbo’s spying all along, and calls up Technoblade for a favor.

Schlatt orders Technoblade to execute Tubbo. A few shots from Techno’s rocket launcher, and the deed is done. Techno then turns and massacres the crowd as Tommy pearls onto the podium and Wilbur searches around for the button, which he’d lost. Wilbur confronts Schlatt in order to defend Niki, but Schlatt orders Niki’s death and everyone runs back to Pogtopia.

Tommy is fuming at Technoblade, and the two have a short fist fight in a combat pit to settle their differences. Tommy loses, but his rage still remains. Techno tells him that the only universal language is violence, and now that they’ve settled that issue, it’s time to move on.

October 19th:

A few days after the festival, Tommy comes online and overhears an argument between Quackity and Schlatt over the destruction of the White House. Quackity snaps at Schlatt, shoots him, and runs off into the forest while Schlatt tears the building down. Tommy meets with him, and Quackity is recruited into the rebellion. Wilbur comes on and gets filled in. Wilbur also reveals that he’d found the button room off stream, and shows it to Tommy and Quackity. He only needed two witnesses. Tommy and Quackity trap Wilbur into the corner before he can press it, though, and talk him down into taking another approach for now. 

The Meeting

November 2nd:

It’s Niki’s birthday party. A fun-filled gathering hosted by Karl at his new Haunted Mansion, featuring several members of the SMP. Wilbur and Quackity are both there, and hang around after the party to sing love-hate songs to one another while playing the guitar. After Quackity sings one last song to Wilbur, though, things turn south. Wilbur tells Quackity that he’s going to blow up Manberg, and Quackity is going to watch. Everyone runs to Manberg in a panic as Wilbur starts playing the chords to Hallelujah. He begins to sing the L’manburg National Anthem in preparation, but Quackity manages to convince him not to do it. Wilbur gives Quackity an ultimatum: set up a meeting with Schlatt by the coming Friday, or Manberg gets blown to smithereens.

November 6th:

Friday comes. Quackity and Schlatt have a meeting in which Quackity attempts to trick Schlatt into signing away his presidency. Schlatt doesn’t fall for it. He, Quackity and Tommy wander through the woods while Wilbur makes his way to the button. But Schlatt reveals that he’d found out about the Button Room, and he’d disconnected the button’s redstone and moved the TNT somewhere else.

Coincidentally, Fundy had just done a massive prank marathon the day before, and one of his many pranks was to fill Pogtopia to the brim with buttons…loads, and loads, of buttons.

Everyone meets in Pogtopia. Badboyhalo arrives as well, and Fundy comes to reveal his Spy’s Diary, a book of information he’d collected on Schlatt throughout the entire administration with details on Schlatt’s deteriorating health. Wilbur starts to realize that instead of no one being on their side, everyone was on their side. Just as he comes to that idea, though, Dream joins the call and there’s another reveal: a traitor in their midst. Wilbur and Dream agree to end things for good on November 16th: the final war for L’manburg’s fate.

Pet War III: The Panda Skirmish

November 5th:

While in the jungle, Punz finds a panda and Sapnap helps retrieve it, saying that if anyone touches the panda, who they named Dumptruck, it would be a battle.

Once they get back, though, Antfrost, with assistance from Badboyhalo, attempts to steal the panda for the animal sanctuary. During the movement of the panda around from place to place as Punz and Sapnap attempt to get it back, the panda dies due to Punz’ armor enchantments. They blame the Badlands for the panda’s death, as if they hadn’t tried to steal it, the panda would still be alive.

As things break out into all-out war, Sam joins the fray to help the Badlands. Sapnap threatens Fran, saying Fran would not be able to come back if the dog died.

The battle ends in the victory of the Dream SMP members, and the defeat of the Badlands.

Pet War IV: The Final Pet War

November 15th:

The night before the final war, Tommy and Sapnap finally have their confrontation about Sapnap stealing Tommy’s horse, Juorse, not too long before. 

Tommy and Techno meet with Sapnap. Sapnap, surprisingly, advocates for talking out the conflict instead of immediately breaking out into fighting. All he wanted was Mars back.

They meet at the Community House and negotiate. While Sapnap returned Juorse to Tommy, however, Tommy refused to give up Mars. Sapnap killed Juorse in retaliation, angering Tommy. Tommy runs away, while Dream and George join the server with the intention to kill Sapnap for an unexplained reason.

 After a chase, Tommy is led to Sapnap’s secret base and shown his remaining pets. Sapnap tells Tommy to kill them. Tommy, refusing to stoop to Sapnap’s pet-killing level, says no. To settle the conflict, Sapnap and Tommy agree to a duel at Eret’s museum. Sapnap wins very quickly. While Tommy is being made fun of by the others, though, Sapnap is gracious and does not. He respects Tommy as an opponent, and the two go off on their own to talk.

Tommy tells Sapnap that all the Pet Wars have to end, for good this time. He says Sapnap has to let go of Mars. If he truly loves Mars, and doesn’t want to see her passed around as a bargaining chip forever, she should be freed.

Sapnap, though saddened, agrees, and they set Mars free at the shore, watching her swim out to sea. 

Free at last.

The Manberg-Pogtopia War: Finale of Season One

November 16th:

It’s war day. All hell is about to break loose. Dawn of the finale.

Tubbo logs on to prepare, and ends up getting stalked and killed by Dream. Dream allows him to retrieve his items, though – it was just a show of strength.

Quackity and Tubbo share a few moments of reflection together. They discuss who could possibly be the traitor. They both suspect Tommy.

On top of Ponk’s tower, they make a promise to each other. At the count of ten, they would stand opposite each other with the Eye blocking their view, and would, at the same time, take a step to one side. Towards the city if they would stay and fight, and towards the forest if they would run. The count reaches zero: they both step to the side to fight. 

Tubbo starts to question if this is all just history repeating itself, if every war since the Disc War is just bound to end in defeat.

Karl attempts to bribe pretty much everyone on the Pogtopia side to join Manberg, with little success. 

Eret is confronted by Dream, who asks him where his power comes from. Eret says respect, but Dream says the only reason Eret is king is because of an axe and a shield: the people who fight in his name. Dream warns Eret to stay neutral, sit on his throne and look pretty. Eret decides to betray, and Dream revokes his kingship. In Eret’s place he puts George, fulfilling his promise from the first L’manburg war. George is pleased, and then goes off to continue building a little mushroom house for himself, which would of course go on to become a vital plot point of Season Two.

Eret joins the Pogtopians (minus Tommy and Wilbur) at Manberg. They head to a little spot by the sea and set up a board to discuss who is on their side, and who is not. Meanwhile, Tommy and Wilbur log on together. Tommy protects the L’mantree in a wall of obsidian, and beneath the Power Tower, Tommy plays the disc Mellohi and Wilbur rants, threatening to blow up the country. 

Everyone meets in Pogtopia. Wilbur has also started to give out blue dye, which he calls “blue.” Techno leads them all to his secret base and the vault beneath, revealing all the items he’d grinded for. Everyone stocks up on supplies, but they didn’t realize that the Netherite armor was full of useless enchantments that Techno had put on it to disguise the truth: that he was planning on fighting them all along.

Everyone then charges across Tommy’s bridge to Manberg and ascends Eret’s second tower to shoot down on the Manbergians. The fight continues on the ground, ending with Dream asking Wilbur to talk. It was time to negotiate for Manberg’s surrender.

He leads everyone to Schlatt, who was hiding out in the Camarvan completely drunk. Everyone gathers around Schlatt as he gives his last words, last rants, and then abruptly dies of a heart attack or stroke. Everyone is surprised, but uneasily happy.

Wilbur makes Tommy the President. Tommy goes up on the podium to give a speech, but says he can’t be the President right now: he still has a Disc War with Dream to fight. Instead, he makes Wilbur the President.

Wilbur gives a speech, but says he can’t be President as well. Instead, he gives the Presidency to Tubbo. (This is the point where, on Philza’s Hardcore stream, he tunes in to hear Tubbo’s speech)

Tubbo gives a speech and actually accepts the Presidency. Wilbur says he’ll be right back and heads off, causing Phil some concern. Wilbur heads to the button room, Phil realizes what’s going on, and Phil scrambles to get on the server, desperate to stop his son.

During Tubbo’s speech, Dream messages Techno, pointing out that Techno is anti-government. Techno doesn’t like how this is going, and decides to assassinate Tubbo with his rocket launcher, causing panic. A fight breaks out.

Tommy and the others are told by Dream that there is a traitor: the traitor is Wilbur. Everyone realizes in horror that Wilbur is nowhere to be seen.

Wilbur is confronted in the button room by Phil. He gives a short speech before giving his final line: “It was never meant to be,” and presses the button. Manberg goes up in a blast. Afterwards, as Tommy and the others watch, Wilbur begs Phil to kill him, and Phil does. 

Techno tells Tommy the tale of Theseus and spawns two withers. 

“Do you want to be a hero, Tommy? Then die like one!”

Wilbur respawns, wanders around the SMP, has a short moment at Eret’s museum and then returns to Manberg, at which point he gets attacked by a wither. He decides to end stream, and declares Tubbo the President of a crater.

In the aftermath of the final battle, everyone surveys the damage. Tubbo creates his new cabinet, Techno and Phil speak with one another as well. 

Tommy, Tubbo and Dream all agree to a moment of truce as they listen to a disc at the bench together, sitting side by side.

With that, Season One draws to a close.

It’s not the end.

Just a new beginning.

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...And that’s about it for now! 

Season One of the Dream SMP was a half-year-long wild ride to experience, full of countless fond memories and all-around good times.

Here’s to what comes next!

I hope you enjoyed!

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ballroom dancing

cupcakes!!! 🧁🎀 ( my fav things in da whole world!!)

vs/pink

audrey hepburn ♡

breakfast at tiffany’s

ariana grandes 2013 style

gabi demartino

vintage/antique shopping

disney world/disney movies

baking

cotton candy

macaroons

dolphins, fawns/deers, bunnies,dogs,cats and animals in general ♡

running + working out!

spring!

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easter

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bows

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christmas! ❄️🎄🎀

kisses

long hugs

going to the airport

feeling like a princess in my pretty dresses

castles

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snow!! ❄️

shopping 🛍

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