#sniper's mother

[bird-btch-rambles]

Shut up this is so cute

australian family should be like this

[skullz4supper]

gun loving lady and her gun loving daughter

[homkamiro]

Ice cream date for Fem Scout and Sniper, please and thank you 🙏

Sweet tooth vs Coffee addict who will win

[jevilowo]

I love dates in the tf2 lore. I love knowing exactly when stuff happened. Which makes THIS THING I JUST FOUND a BEAUTIFUL MIRACLE

You've seen this image before, but have you noticed the dates on the prison card thingies? Presumably this is written the American Way (the writers are so american they make Scout and Sniper both call their mothers "mom" despite preferring "ma" and "mum" respectively, as shown previously SEVERal times), so Spy and Scout were arrested on

The 7th of September, 1972.

We can do a lot with this information.

Mann Co was taken over by Grey and Olivia half a month before this: roughly the 23rd of August

Contrary to popular belief, most of the comics have to take place in 1973! Seeing as 6 months after late August is late February.

This also means Scout had to have been born in 1946/7. Not sure about Sniper, I have yet to overanalyse the New Zealand timeline paragraph. I'll get to it eventually.

Medic implies in comic 6 that our mercs have worked together for "at least eight years", while talking about the lore breaking Demo eyeball halloween thing. Assuming the "at least" confusion is over the 1972 Halloween they missed while not working together, the Teufort Nine were hired in 1964.

(I've almost mentally rationalised the lore breaking eyeball as a thing they do at like 4am after regular Scream Fortress shenanigans. Almost.)

Scout claims he has known Ms Pauling for six years. During the War! update, Demoman is unfamiliar with Ms Pauling (he knows she works for the administrator, but thats it), so we can assume that is the point she started working more closely with the mercs, and also 1966/7

I really need to go back to actively working on my timeline instead of passively wondering at 11pm "hey what time of year is it in the comics" and going down a rabbit hole.

Uh if you want to build off this, feel free to, but tell society twas I, the great and nobel Jevil_Owo, who first conceptualised all this.

UPDATE! This post seems to be picking up reblog steam again, so now is a good time to say I was WRONG about the mercs being hired around 1964.

This blog post from 2009 claims the WAR update took place in 1962, meaning the mercs have to have been hired in early 1962 at the latest.

Seeing as Scout would have been 15/16 in 1962, and as that's kind of the youngest one can be hired for just about anything, I'd assume it actually is 1962 they were hired. Ok thats enough I just felt it was my duty as Person Timelining to update people on this Discovery.

[optimisticapocalypse]

They’re doing it.

The game is playable, the comic is being teased. The fandom never died. Long live tf2

[qoppybirdie]

today on mother base eli drops a diss track to the world🔥

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[vlasdygoth]

watch it

[moonlit-lake-sys]

I'm a firm believer in the idea that Pyro doesn't naturally see in "Pyrovision," but that it's a side effect of their mask/the optics inside it. I feel like they still know what they're doing, though. The rest of the mercs very much know the reality of their job, although some of them see it in a slightly different perspective.

Sniper sees his job as assassinating those who deserve it — only killing people who are "rotten" (as described by his adoptive mother.)

He says himself in the Meet The Sniper short that he isn't a "crazed gunman." He doesn't kill for the sake of killing, he only kills who he thinks should be killed. He's an assassin, it's an occupation. He does it for his job, and states that as a professional, he has standards.

Heavy sees his job as getting rid of "evil men." When discussing taking back his job, he emphasizes that specifically. He isn't just killing anyone, he's killing those who are deemed the bad guys.

We also know he does all he can to protect his family, and his family knows this just as well. He only attacks when it is necessary for him and his family's safety, and/or will benefit them in some capacity. (He's gone through a lot and I feel like we as a fandom don't discuss that enough. I did an analysis over Heavy's past one time in a Discord server and I might post it here if anyone is interested.)

In the Meet The Pyro video, we see how they allegedly view the world. A fairytale-like place full of rainbows, bubbles, sparkles, and almost cherub-esque versions of the enemy mercs.

While it is very easy to just assume this is how they view everything naturally, I don't think it's ever been 100% confirmed that this is the case.

The biggest thing for me is the Pyrovision Goggles in-game. The fact that they can be worn by any class, and it effects all of the mercs the same way, makes me believe that it truly is a result of the optical mask/the lenses within them that makes Pyro see what they do. It would've been so easy to make this cosmetic only available to Pyro, but it isn't.

The fact the goggles includes the "optical mask" text in the center, much like Pyro's mask itself, just pushes the idea that Pyroland is all an optical illusion. Obviously it was never real in the first place, but I don't think it's how Pyro sees everything naturally.

Tying back to the beginning of this post, I believe Pyro knows what they're doing. They know that they're spreading fire and not bubbles and rainbows. But perhaps they keep the mask on for the sake of their own psyche, to make it easier for them to do their job. Much like how Heavy and Sniper justify their jobs by seeing it as killing "evil men," or killing those who are "rotten," maybe Pyro uses their mask and goggles to tune out the dark truth of what they do. It could be yet another reason as to why Pyro never removes their mask.

[trashbin-nie]

If the election goes the way it looks right now, I and my fellow women will suffer.

Almost my whole family is voting for a man who has advocated for a fascist, dictatorship government where he will ���leave abortion laws to the states’ when it shouldn't be up to anyone what happens to MY body.

They're voting for a man who will get rid of medical care for those who need it.

Someone who would refuse to provide an abortion for a 10 year old, a rape victim, a woman with an ectopic pregnancy, a trans man, or a woman who would die bringing a pregnancy to term.

Someone who only wants to keep money in his own pocket and that of his peers.

Someone who doesn't give a single fuck about the ‘working man.’

Someone who will only make prices higher because he has no clue what he's doing.

Someone who believes that only marriage between men and women is valid.

Someone who wants to eradicate and denounces the existence of trans individuals.

Someone who believes that women are objects for the pleasure of men.

Someone who denounces the rights of LGBTQIA+ individuals to live an equal and normal life.

They're voting for a man who doesn't like women, biological or not.

A man who hates the LGBTQIA+ community.

A man who is incompetent, uneducated, and inexperienced.

A man who wishes to take us back to the 1950's where he could get away with all his crimes.

A 34-count felon is who people want running the country.

Not the woman fighting for the freedoms of other women.

The woman who wants to fight for the ‘working man's’ wages.

The woman who wants to lower our taxes and put money in our pockets.

The one who wants to cap prescription costs so people can afford more things.

The one who wants to penalize grocery distributors for price gouging.

They're voting for a man who wants to erase people like me.

A man who wants to turn us into a place like Russia.

No one should have voted for this man and whoever did because they wanted a ‘change.’ I have lost all respect for you.

You are the problem.

You are trying to erase millions of people.

Kind people.

People who you love.

People you work with.

People who are your friends.

People who are just like you.

But you believe that this is the change that needs to happen…

All of you will reap what you sow.

[wesleysniperking]

When I tell my mother and sister about One Piece, it always has to do with Usopp. I kid you not. If my mother and sister asks a question that is outside my jurisdiction or not Usopp related, I have to think extremely hard and if I don’t know the answer I just say “Duh. I’m telling y’all the Usopp abridged version”, it’s The Usopp Show.

He’s the only Strawhat I talk about. He’s the main character, right???😂

But I’ve already given my twin sister a character to be a fan of. That character is Sanji. My sister likes to wear dressy stuff and cute pantsuits. She likes characters with his type of personality (regardless of his flaws). I even asked her how he can fight in a suit without getting it all dusty, and she was able to come up with a very reasonable answer. And she’s an INFJ (he’s an ENFJ…but still). So, I always say, “hey, if someone ever says they’re a fan of One Piece, you say you are too. And if they ask you who your favorite One Piece character is, tell them it’s Sanji.” I’ve even told her ways to defend him and his flaws. She’s a good student. I’ve trained her well. And she’s annoyed that I talk about OP and Usopp often to the point that she doesn’t listen anymore but she’s my best friend and she still lets me talk about Usopp anyway.

My mother is already biased towards Usopp. So, my job is done there. She likes the whole underdog thing and definitely puts things into perspective in her own motherly way. Especially when it comes to things like Water 7, Yasopp, and the polarizing fan reception Usopp gets. My mother’s memory is hit or miss, but when it came to OP and Usopp, she caught on quickly. She’s even looking forward to Elbaf. Plus, my mother’s military experience brings a realism to Usopp’s situation that I like. She always asks about updates regarding Usopp, and I get into ramble mode. But she listens anyway.

I love my mother and twin sis. ❤️

[alasoi]

which one of your monster snipers is the safest to be around

↑ their dynamic in a nutshell ↑

Are you asking about the two large monsters or are you including the others? 

Well, first let’s discuss the two large ones. *Monstrous Anomaly Sniper is called MAS02/MAS2 and the Eyeless Monstrous Anomaly Sniper is called MASo* 

MAS2 is more offensive and moves faster. MASo moves slower and doesn’t seem as threatening but do not underestimate it.

When encountering MAS2, you get a fast ending. However, MASo can be a different case. It stands still and waits when prey comes close enough for it to grasp at. It smells dead (surprise surprise), so hungry carnivores are usually the ones who get eaten. The fact is MASo does NOT need to eat… The food will stay inside/drop from its open tummy anyway. 

All that said, MASo is *Slightly* safer to be around if you keep a good distance and have a good hiding place – it won’t waste his energy on you (no promises). It's technically a walking corpse so who knows.

Even MAS2 ain't brave enough to fight MASo, though it dares to threaten and snap at MASo for merely existing in its vicinity. 

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If we include the other monsters and the like, the safest to be around is Obsidian Sniper – he only defends himself, so if you don’t show any signs of trying to harm him, he won’t do anything to you. He’s had to deal with harassment from other humans, so he’s more comfortable strolling around at night. 

Technically the other monster snipers (of which most of em are called reptile snipers) aren’t typically the most dangerous, but it depends. Just be still and let them approach you, so don’t touch them in case it's a timid individual. If it's a territorial individual, you better not approach it, it might tell you to leave by flicking its tongue rapidly and standing tensely.  

And uh for Lizard Sniper… it's hard to tell how dangerous he is but I don't think you want him to steal your wallet and spend all your money as a prank now do you?

Obsidian needs some peace

[setholopod]

oh a sniper? like tf2.

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[skilbda]

What is thaaaat, IT IS NEW ART!?

And sketch with vegan BLU Medic because why not.

I'm still in search of my style, I'm in between two opposing ideas: to draw realistic art with a lot of details or to go into exaggeration, cartoonishness. Can I have two styles that are different from each other?

Ha, I even draw mercenaries always in different ways, until I decided exactly how they look in my head. I have a lot of headcanons on the appearance of the mercenaries of both teams and they are always mixed up in my head, I can forget how I drew the same Scout yesterday(

[crimescrimson]

Favourite Resident Evil Characterizations Out of All Their Games [1/?]: Short Hair Claire Redfield in Resident Evil: Revelations 2 (2015)

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