#sneezy is hard to draw.....

[strobilo]

lkj doodles hehe

[disasterman-snz]

Dating Sim Demo!

Hello everyone!

Merry Christmas! I come bearing a gift... or well, a part of an upcoming gift haha.

I've been working on developing a snz-centric dating sim! And I'm very excited with how things are finally coming together.

With it being the holidays, and me having some time off work, I've finally been able to take all the art, writing, and voice acting I've been working on to create a functioning draft of the first scene of the game!

It's very short at the moment, but there's a lot more to come!

That said, I'd love feedback! (And even some suggestions, although keep in mind the amound of work that goes into writing, drawing assets, voice acting, and coding, and adjust expectations accordingly lol... this is my very strange hobby after all!)

*NOTE: I know mobile support was a big issue on my last game (it's unfortunately an issue I can't really fix atm). This game WILL have mobile support. It technically will run on a mobile device now, but the text is really hard to read because it isn't loading my custom ui elements for some reason. I'm going to figure out a solution of some sorts before the full release of the game :)

Please feel free to message me or send in asks with any feedback, bugs, suggestions, etc. I hope everyone enjoys <3

[allykabbet]

Sneezing dynamics I like 5

"Excuse me, I have to sneeze so much."

"Ugh... That hurts" / "Ugh... That looks painful," says someone to another after a particularly strong sneeze that seems to tear at their throat.

Comfort gesture: someone putting a hand on the back of the neck of a person having a sneezing fit, gently stroking, perhaps with their nails, to provide a bit of comfort or relief.

"I’m sorry, I don’t know why I’m sneezing so much."

"X pressed the handkerchief harder against their nose, feeling the warmth of his breath against the fabric."

The perspective of a subordinate/secretary/employee witnessing their boss sneeze for the first time, seeing this authority figure lose control. Can they do something as mundane as sneeze? They’re human, after all.

Someone who rarely sneezes is sneezing all day. Their roommate, initially unconcerned, begins to worry. "What’s going on? You’ve been sneezing all day." "I don’t know, it started this morning" / "I don’t know, I’m sneezy today." "Are you okay?" "I think so."

Someone has been sniffling for a while but can't sneeze, as if the sneeze is stuck. They clear their throat, scrunch their nose, release shaky breaths, or gently pinch their nose in frustration. Eventually, their roommate complains. "Could you just blow your nose already?" "Could you dust already?" "Is dust really the issue here? Just blow your damn nose!" "ItsxCshHUu!" "I guess that’s a no."

"ATTschu! Oh my g-ho…Tschu!" (A gasp interrupted by a short, unexpected sneeze that leaves them breathless.)

Groaning after a sneeze. How many times must you have sneezed to groan afterward? Or maybe it hurt from being stifled too hard?

After a particularly strong sneezing fit: "Bless you, darling, are you cold?"

A rapid stifled fit. Small, muffled sneezes that, due to their frequency, the person decides to stifle so as not to "bother" anyone. Their chest tightens with each sneeze, and as the fit continues, the sneezes grow a bit louder, harder to stifled, and more painful, until one or two finally escape uncontrollably.

"Oh dear, are you okay?" The person witnessing the fit puts a hand on their shoulder, worried, forgetting to bless them due to the impact.

A holding a handkerchief to the nose of a vulnerable B, completely overwhelmed by a sneezing fit. This situation is somewhat unrealistic for everyday circumstances, but who knows… Perhaps someone with their hands full? Someone unable to move for some reason? How vulnerable must you feel, at someone else's mercy, to help you cover a sneeze? Perhaps, when B slightly recovers, they could place their hand over A's, without them pulling away. A would feel the moisture and force of B's sneeze through the handkerchief, the way their nose contracts, their head shaking from the effort, the warm breath…

Sneezing on the subway/train/elevator, or in a crowded space where they can’t leave until it reaches its destination. Maybe they’re forced to stifle the sneeze, even if they usually don’t, or they sneeze into their shoulder or hand or inside their coat to avoid spraying anyone and trying to be as discreet as possible. Still, sneezes inevitably draw stares.

Sneezing inside a coat is special. Simply.

Pre-sneeze face, so obvious and desperate.

"ATTSShiu!!" (A usually stifles) "Ow, that was strong. Are you okay?"

A person sneezes a fit of 5-6 times, and someone blesses them each time. "You don’t have to bless me each time; this might go on a while." "But I want to."

Sneezing into a mask, and the mask itself makes your nose itch even more, making you sneeze more.

Sneezing twice in a row and changing the way you cover up for each sneeze, perhaps realizing the first method wasn’t polite enough.

A habitual stifler lets a sneeze slip due to illness or fatigue (they’re too tired to contain it), and someone nearby who knows them well comments: "Oh, bless you! I’ve never heard you sneeze like that." "Thank you," they say, embarrassed.

Someone realizes unknown aspects of another person by analyzing how they sneeze, cover up, or apologize each time they sneeze.

"You’re more polite than I thought!"

Sneezing inside a high-neck sweater, pulling up the collar.

Someone with a generally extroverted personality, except in their sneezing. They usually stifle to avoid drawing attention, feeling weak or less funny/protective/caring than usual. The contrast of their generally loud personality with a soft sneeze stands out, despite their attempts to avoid it.

Sneezing when your throat hurts. The sneeze almost feels like it’s tearing at your throat, and you try to sneeze as softly as possible, making the sneeze almost unsatisfying. It may be accompanied by a groan and rubbing your neck with a grimace of pain.

Someone is about to sneeze into their hand, but midway through an inhale, they realize it’s impolite and pinch their nose with their fingers or cover their sneeze with their elbow.

Sneezes where the exhale is louder than the sneeze itself.

There’s something extremely charming about someone who apologizes after sneezing, even when their sneeze is entirely QUIET, discreet, and polite.

Sneezes that aren’t far apart but have two or three seconds between each sneeze. The people around bless each one, and the person doesn’t have time to thank them, being trapped in the next sneeze.

Sneezing on the phone. The person on the other side imagines the sneezing person’s expression and, lacking the visual cue, focuses on the strength of their inhale, the sound of the sigh, the pressure sound as they rub their nose, and the congestion in their voice. The person sneezing moves away from the phone, so the sneeze sounds more distant or softer than usual, and then they apologize for the interruption.

Sneezing differently when sick, due to allergies, or casually. For example, someone typically stifles their sneezes, but when they’re sick, the sneezes are much more unexpected, frequent, and barely stifled. Those who know them well recognize these as their “sick sneezes,” clearly seeing when they’re coming down with something. (Idea courtesy of @secret19stuff)

[tophatwearingidiot]

weird sneezy box but objectified

Been planning to do Tissues for a while and finally got the energy to draw it so, Objectified!Tissues chat!!!

Bunny... Doing the ears were a bit hard but I like how it turned out, also like the color pallet I managed to dish out for him :3

EDIT: I FORGOT TO SAY BUT THIS IS A SHARED AU!!! THE OTHER OWNER IS @goat-airy (Popc0rnfr1es on tiktok)

[silentsneezes]

i’m very very new to digital art so this might not be great, but here’s some sneezy v/iktor for the holidays!!

(the little text says ‘j/ayce’s handkerchief’ btw -it’s a bit hard to read)

i might post an updated version of this drawing, but i wanted to post something on christmas (also i plan on writing an accompanying j/ayvik fic)

[moonyasnow]

Apple Skin:

~pulchritudomania~

Rough draft of chapter 1

A.K.A. the Snow White Otome!

Here I'm mostly just gonna introduce the main characters!

I have art I myself made for some of them, but for others...the little art I DID make of them does just NOT look good...I'd just gotten back to drawing after a LOOONG break So it's gonna be a bit of a mix between actual art I myself drew and the inpiration/reference images I've been using as placeholders

BUT! Keep in mind not all the reference images have the correct color features! Gonna include an image for what I imagine the hair & eye colors to be at the end

(I'm sorry, but they aren't actually dwarves...)

Princess Snowdrop / 'Snow'

Character: Snow White

She's very kind, and sees the best in others, though quite insecure in various aspects of herself, mainly her appearance. She loves her mother very much and wants to make her happy.

Kriemhild Beryl

Character: Evil Queen

The very embodiment, by her own lifelong dedication, of the description 'coldly beautiful'. Wife of the late king, and has been regent during the reign of terror of an infamous 'serial killer' who curses beautiful people with eternal sleep.

'Uncle' Berengar

Character: Huntsman

Brother to the late king, now serving as the Queen regent's master of the hunt. Practically raised Snow, and always has her well-being in mind.

Brandon Smith

Dwarf: Grumpy Apple type: Granny smith Dere type: Tsundere (getting the obvious one out of the way first)

He puts on a tough-guy act, but is actually quite caring to those he holds close to him- just puts his foot in his mouth a lot and gets embarrassed and defensive easily.

Christopher 'Chris' Pinkrand

Dwarf: Dopey Apple type: Cripps Pink Dere type: Bakadere

Nonverbal autistic, misses social cues, gullible, doesn't understand when he's being mocked, very honest in showing affection though does so in a way sometimes perceived as weird.

Carmine de Lucius

Dwarf: Doc Apple type: Red Delicious Dere type: Deredere

Very polite and friendly; by all accounts perfectly pleasant. He has a stutter he tries very, very hard to control, but it comes out in moments of heightened emotion.

Damion Ambrose

Dwarf: Sleepy Apple type: Ambrosia Dere type: Kuudere

Due to his narcolepsy possibly putting him at risk of danger otherwise, Damion works in the house as the household book-keeper and Carmine's assistant, and so, doesn't get out much.

Arlie Rosenhyde

Dwarf: Bashful Apple type: Hidden Rose Dere type: Dandere

Anxiety. He was quite lonely growing up because other kids would ridicule him for the large burn scar across his right eye, and he often hid behind his older brother Jazz.

Amber de Lucius

Dwarf: Sneezy Apple type: Golden delicious Dere type: Oujidere

Was given the nickname 'sneezy' as a child because his frail health always lead to him being sick with something or other for most of the year. Refusing to accept that he's no longer a noble lord with servants that keep his room spotless and cater to his every whim.

Jazz Galburn

Dwarf: Happy Apple type: Jazz Dere type: Goudere

Loves helping people out and cracking jokes, loves seeing others happy, very reliable friend, but has trouble prioritizing himself. Very caring toward his younger brother Arlie.

Schwartz Diamant

Character: The Prince Apple type: Black Diamond Dere type: Yandere

Childhood friend of Snow, whom he's quite attached to due to a difficult childhood, and frequent errand boy of the Queen. He really likes fairy tales.

And here are all the hair & eye colors I planned for the characters to have!

There are some background characters too, but they're either tied to specific routes or they barley show up

[north-park]

Wh. What is the lore behind Butters Cookies?

South Park Mania in Japan really hit differently back in 2012, it hit so hard that pixiv fanartists decided that drawing wasn't enough and had to show their love by baking their little blorbos, and putting photos of their cookies at the end of their fanart logs (which is extremely weird as Pixiv is a digital art website, even just photos of traditional art is rare), of course, if you are asking, this eventually spanned "shipping food" for all kind of popular ships like cryde or bunny, or even the more infamous kyman or style cakes, it was a weirdly popular trend that let's be real you don't see nowdays

This is where the Butters Cookies come in, among the artists involved there was one that actually runs a tumblr account as well, @/tamago-boooolo, but the food (and most of their art) was posed on the Pixiv account which is this one, I have seen people never credit them which is a shame because they also did other characters

One thing i find more weird isn't just that person behind these cookies used to be pretty popular and made a very edgy an Hatsune Miku-themed Kenny MV that has currently more than 240.000 views on Youtube, but the artist also posted on their own NicoNico account the process making of Butters Cookies, and that video was kind of popular as well, ranking almost 20.000 views which is not bad for a slide show of food of an american character on a japanese website, SP isn't exactly the most popular topic there!

The artist actually bothered to make a tutorial for these every single one of them with SP music in the background, i really like when Stan's bullying song played and the words "make bullying kill itself" appears on the cute visuals, very Butters-like

That's basically the story, it's just a bunch of trivia about this artist whose... cookies i often see reposted without credits and whose story is quite interesting imo, also the shipping food, you just don't see that creativity anymore... where are the japanese girls and their yaoi cakes.....

@sneezys-flower-mom here's for as well

[aller-geez]

Get to know my OC, Remington!!

(Im sure it can be confusing since that is my name also, but I actually got my name from him 🥰 so he came first)

Full Name: Remington Connors

Age:

28

Sex:

Male

Description:

Remington is a large, stocky 28 year old. Hes very stoic, and keeps to himself 99% of the time to avoid spending time around other people. He is also a wolfboy, and can have pure black wolf ears & tail. He is hot headed, and very stubborn, and will not tolerate others pushing him or his mate, Levi around. He loves to play on his natural intimidation. He has shoulder length black hair, and radioactive green eyes that always glow, however the light dims significantly if hes ill. He also has 1" red tunnels in his ears, the bridge of his nose pierced, as well as two piercings on each side of his bottom lip.

Other:

He also constantly has blood stored within his body that runs out of his nose/mouth whenever he experiences extreme emotions, as sort of a defense mechanism for his species. When sneeze attacks get too intense, he cant help the small sprays of blood that accompany them.

Allergies:

Only allergy is cats, which seems to be a fun game for his mate Levi who can freely switch between human and snow leopard, and enjoys teasing the normally very dominant male.

How severe are they?:

Hes a sniffly, hitchy, sneezy mess for the next few days if Levi is feeling extra mean, and coax out some desperate fits just rubbing his tail under his nose 🥰

Anything else that makes them sneeze?:

He does have a photic sneeze reflex and is sometimes sensitive to temperature changes.

Do they get sick often?:

As strong, and healthy as he looks and acts on the outside, poor Remi catches a cold every few weeks, unless hes been extremely lucky. As much as he tried to deny the existence of the "Man Flu", hes a big baby every time he gets sick again.

How bad is it usually?:

Every cold involves at LEAST one box of tissues in his lap, with a couple single ones never not clamped tightly to his nose as he constantly tries to fend off the coming onslaught. His whole body quits, and he definitely isnt much help when out of commission. Can get pretty messy, and definitely will have used tissues everywhere.

Do they stifle?:

About 50% of the time, as too many full sneezes can cause him massive nosebleeds, resulting in an extremely sore throat.

How loud are their sneezes?:

He tends to have pretty good fits, but they dont tend to get louder until the very last, desperate sneezes. Plus, he doesnt like to draw attention to himself sneezing if at all possible.

What do they sneeze into? (Hands, handkerchief, nothing?):

Honestly, Remi is HORRIBLE about remembering to cover his sneezes. Levi will constantly have to nudge a sick Remi to gently remind him to at least sneeze into his elbow. But prepare for the splash zone until Levi has to remind him again.

How often do they sneeze?:

When sick, hes a continuously sneezy mess that cant concentrate on anything other than his nose itching and bothering him. When healthy, you can still expect at LEAST 3 in a day.

How many times do they sneeze in a fit?:

Usually 3-4 is a normal fit, but he has personally counted and got to 142 sneezes in one day from one of his usual nasty colds.

Do they have buildups, or are they sudden?:

Allergies come suddenly and completely unexpected, which tends to be a problem for the wolf since he had no time to prepare. However, when dealing with a cold, he is constantly twisted up in a presneeze face, with a balled up soggy tissue trying its best to keep up with both the ITCHY tickle, and the lake pouring from his nose.

Do they sneeze in public?:

He'll try his best to avoid it, as having someone notice that his hard, tough exterior has a weak spot, is definitely not what he wants. But yknow, its Remi and his nose, so its not out of the question.

Some examples of their sneezes?:

-' TSCHh!

Hih-ITSHuu!

hhn'TSCHH'huh!

AH'SCHUu!!

[evermorehqs]

CATCHING MY BREATH, STARING OUT AN OPEN WINDOW

Stevie Ziegler is based on Sneezy from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. They are a 31 year old human, ER nurse, and uses they/them pronouns. They have no powers. Stevie is portrayed by E.R. Fightmaster and they are open.

CATCHING MY DEATH, AND I COULDN’T BE SURE

Working on a team has always come naturally to Stevie. Ever since they were young, being part of something bigger was the calling. Not that they remembered much about being young or even what life was like just a handful of years ago, but there was no denying the draw to more group-focused jobs or hobbies. That's where working in the ER came in. To be fair, Stevie doesn't remember starting the job, only being there, but it felt right. Health was one of their passions, maybe because they'd always been sick. A constant cold, a sniffle here and there, but no one else ever got sick from it; it just was. Almost like a personally trait that Stevie never asked for. But, these days, what could you do? As someone who was intimately aware of how hard life could be with health problems, healthcare was a no-brainer and, although the days and nights could be grueling, they wouldn't be doing anything else. There was nothing they cared about more. There are some who would say that Stevie was an amalgamation of opposites. Sick but working tirelessly to make sure others weren't sick, laid-back yet possibly one of the most stressed out people to walk this earth without showing it, approachable yet hard to understand. But that was fine with Stevie. They let certain people in and were cordial to pretty much everyone, floating through life when they weren't at work with the ease of someone who had done this all before and nothing could surprise them anymore. And yet? There was an itch in the back of their mind that something wasn't adding up. They knew this town was strange and every once in awhile they'd wake up from a dream about a mine, being surrounded by gems and pickaxes. Somehow memories were bleeding back into Stevie's psyche but they couldn't tell if it was real or just a dream...but they didn't have time to dwell on it, there were far too many people to take care of.

I HAD A FEELING SO PECULIAR

❀ Wendy Pleakley: A constant patient in the ER, Stevie has to wonder if he would be better off covering himself with pillows for safety to try and avoid all these accidents ❀ Sheila Goux: Sheila has been in urgent care a few times throughout the years, always with some bland story that never quite matches the injury. Stevie knows something is up but can't figure out what it is ❀ Louis Blanchard: After a long day at work, Stevie likes nothing more than relaxing with Louis, vibing out to his music and letting the world pass them by - at least for a little while.

THAT THIS PAIN WOULD BE FOR EVERMORE

[sneezingpotatoes]

I'm so happy! My first actual sneeze art! :D

Kind of addicted to drawing Draco atm loool just had to try drawing him riding his favorite Christmas gift from Reuben xD

//Plz excuse his hulk hands because drawing is hard, LET ALONE HANDS 🤣 And ignore the failed attempt at a motorcyle thenksss 😂//

Re-uploaded because I decided to color it rather than just post the sketch*

Sneezy Draco just got me like... umfff *chefs kiss* 🤣

[sciencestyled]

Snow White's Stellar Adventure

Once upon a time, in a land filled with fairy tales and wonders, I, Snow White, found myself immersed in an adventure as peculiar as it was enlightening. You see, my fascination with the stars began one unusual evening in the forest, a tale so intertwined with celestial wonders, it led me to write about the mysterious dwarf stars.

It all started on a clear night, as the seven dwarfs and I gathered around a crackling fire. Doc, always the inquisitive one, pointed towards the twinkling sky and pondered aloud about the stars. "What could they be?" he mused. The others offered amusing guesses - Dopey thought they were glittering fireflies, while Grumpy dismissed them as "nonsensical sparkles."

Intrigued, I suggested we seek answers. Thus began our whimsical escapade. With a borrowed telescope from a nearby wizard and a pinch of magical dust, we embarked on an unexpected celestial exploration.

Our first observation was a tiny, twinkling star, vastly different from the grand luminaries we were accustomed to. Bashful shyly whispered, "It looks modest, like me." I chuckled and decided to name these humble stars after my dear friends, calling them "dwarf stars."

The more we observed, the more fascinated we became. We encountered white dwarfs, compact and serene, reminding me of Doc's wisdom. Red dwarfs, abundant and steadfast, seemed just like Sleepy, often overlooked but full of depth. And brown dwarfs, peculiar and hard to categorize, were uncannily similar to Dopey's charming confusion.

One evening, as we gazed upon a particularly faint star, Sneezy sneezed so powerfully it jostled the telescope, revealing a new perspective on a distant galaxy. We laughed heartily, but it sparked a thought in me about the unexpected and often overlooked significance of these smaller stars.

As days passed, our nightly stargazing became a ritual. The dwarfs' curiosity turned into a shared passion, and their unique perspectives helped me see the universe in a new light. I began scribbling notes, drawing parallels between the dwarf stars and my beloved friends, finding humor and insight in their similarities.

The culmination of this starry sojourn was the night we witnessed a faint star flare brightly, a rare cosmic event that left us in

awe. The dwarfs danced around in excitement, while I stood mesmerized. This spectacle was the final nudge I needed to share our discoveries with the world. I decided to pen an article, combining our whimsical observations with the newfound knowledge of dwarf stars.

I wanted to convey the charm and significance of these celestial bodies in a way that mirrored the joy and wonder we experienced. Each type of dwarf star was personified with the characteristics of my dear friends - the dwarfs. The modest red dwarfs, the wise white dwarfs, and the quirky brown dwarfs each had a story to tell, much like each dwarf in our little cottage.

And so, "Snow White and the Stellar Dwarfs: Unraveling the Mysteries of Dwarf Stars" was born. In it, I endeavored to explain the fascinating world of these small yet mighty stars through the lens of our enchanting forest life. From comparing white dwarfs to Doc's sage-like demeanor to likening the elusive nature of brown dwarfs to Dopey's whimsical charm, the article was a blend of astronomy and fairy-tale lore.

This unexpected journey into the cosmos, sparked by a simple question around a fire, not only deepened our appreciation for the stars but also strengthened the bond I shared with my seven friends. Each night, as we gazed up at the starry sky, we were reminded of the vastness of the universe and the small yet significant place we held within it.

In the end, my article was more than just an exploration of dwarf stars. It was a tribute to curiosity, friendship, and the joy of discovering the unknown, sprinkled with a touch of magic and laughter, much like our lives in the enchanted forest. And thus, the quirky and comical tale of how Snow White became an amateur astronomer was written in the stars.

[vesicapiscean]

The Hierophant 10/3/23

It was hard to get any good visuals initially. but I felt like I was walking down stairs. When I got to the bottom, I saw a man with his back turned towards me but I couldn't seem to see into the room. I put my hands on the walls of the staircase and felt the cold stone. then i was walking back up. I entered what looked to me like Gretchen's mom's kitchen in Healdsburg. the kitchen was filled with golden light. I had a more 3rd person perspective, and i saw myself as a very young girl, like 5 or so. as I keep looking around I realize it's the Yokayo house, and theres a man telling me to sit at the table with him. He asked me, "Do you know why I brought you here?" I look around to try to figure it out. He's smiling at me, lovingly, like a father. We got up and washed our hands at the kitchen sink. He picks me up so I can wash mine. I want to go into the playroom but he says we don't have time. I'm really aware of the house around me. we go to the front room and I lay down on the couch -- well, before that were standing in the kitchen and and he sits me back down at the table, and asks again if I know why we're here. and then I become an adult -- 25 -- and He says "look around. it's not that big. it's just a house" or something. then I lay on the couch, and my cat Sneezy jumps up on me and sleeps on my chest. that blue down blanket is pulled over me. the figure leans in and asks if I understand yet. I start crying because I realize how much I was affected by this time in my life. He gives me and Sneezy a big hug and says that He should have been there during this time, and now the moment lives within me. I stop crying from his hug. he gets me up off the couch and he's drawing something on a pad of paper on the counter. I see it and ask what it is and he says something like "ichytheus" (insert drawing of symbol) it kinda looks like that but I don't really remember it. Then he walked out the front door and I started floating in the air.

note: the bathroom was giving me horrendous vibes every time I thought of it.

note: the symbol I saw described as "ichytheus" looked like a combination of Jupiter and Saturn planetary symbols, and when I looked it up, ichthys is the Jesus fish symbol. Funny, my dads name is Jesus. as of now i don't see any relation between ichthys and saturn....

[forffax]

ooh zero in peach :] also sneeze in blood orange if you want

I think they would be friends :]

[softsnzstuff]

Eddie and Steve both are streamers. They're trying to do a challenge to see who sneezes the most. They're like both trying hard. Eddie wins but he can't stop sneezing . Steve is like comforting him and handing him Tissues or stuff cuz he can't watch his baby suffer.

Anyone who’d watched Steve or Eddie’s streams knew that they were both abnormally sneezy individuals. In the last stream, a debate had arisen about who sneezes more.

It was actually Steve who pitches the idea to a reluctant Eddie.

“We should put it to the test and they’ll stop talking about it. We could use that one perfume that Nancy can’t wear around us. And the girls could keep score.”

“I dunno man, this seems dumb.”

“If anything it’ll just be funny and we can laugh at it later.”

***

Now that they were live, Nancy and Robin were sitting behind the boys.

“Hey guys, we’re gonna settle the debate here and now. Nancy brought her perfume that Eddie and I are both pretty allergic to.” Steve introduced. “Nancy will count for Eddie and Robin will count for me.”

Oh my god

Wait is this a prank

Are they actually???

Robin butted in between the boys to get closer to the camera, “I’d like to set the record straight that I think this is a stupid idea.”

Setting a tissue box in front of each of them, she smirked and leaned back in her chair.

“I guess I’ll just…spray it now?” Nancy leaned back and spritzed the air twice before capping the perfume and sticking it in her bag on the bed behind her.

Oh shit here it comes

Place your bets now, who’s gonna win?

Steve

Eddie

Eddie for sure

Steve, duh

Stevie

Eddie has them little fits tho…

The boys both struggled against the tickle. Steves eyes were closed and Eddie was scrunching his nose and gripping the armrests of his chair.

“Chat seems pretty tied up…” Nancy noted.

“AESSSH!”

“Jesus Christ!” Robin jumped, not expecting the volume coming from her friend.

“ISSSHIEW!”

I knew it. Steve ftw

Anyone else think this is kinda weird?

Is Harrington paying for my hearing aids after this?

Robin was drawing tally marks on a small piece of paper in her lap. Suddenly, Eddie took a sharp inhale, startling everyone.

“HEH’Nxxt! IgxxxT! H’kxxT! Ngtsch’EW!”

Eddie stifled four sneezes into his fist, near silent except for the little exhale after each one.

Munson coming in from behind!!!

Underdog Eddie coming through

“Heh��ISSSH! TISSSH! ISSSH!!”

Nancy jumped, almost dropping the pen she was using to tally for Eddie. At this point, Robin was laughing, both at the sheer stupidity of the idea itself and at her struggling friends.

Eddie sneezed at the same time as Steve, his own fittish outbursts lasting much longer.

“EH’Nxxt! GxxxT! Ki’tsCH! snfffsnF igk’Tsch’EW!”

Jesus Christ

I’ve never seen one person sneeze so many times in a row??

What tf kind of perfume??? America explain 😭

The older man’s eyes were watering. He grabbed a tissue and pressed it to his streaming nose. “H’mPTSCH! M’TSHHhh! iKSHh’EW! Fu’gk!!”

Yo, Eddie isn’t looking too hot guys

Is he okay?

Can you say Hi Sarah? It’s my birthday.

Is there a more extreme version of “Bless you”?

Nancy placed a gentle hand on Eddie’s back, rubbing small circles as he was doubled over into the tissues.

“hehh AISSSH! snfff You okay Eds?” Steve leaned down, trying to get to eye level with his boyfriend. His own nose was calming down, but Eddie seemed to be just getting started.

“This wa- IH’Ngxxxt! NxxT!! - wasn’t the plan Steven!”

Poor Eddie

He really can’t stop, huh?

Y’all really took this challenge to the extreme…

“Hey don’t stifle them you’re gonna hurt yourself.” Steve put a hand on his partner’s shoulder.

“IgKt’CHEW!”

“That’s better. Come here.”

Steve pulled Eddie close to his chest, one arm around Eddie, and the other hand holding his face.

“Steve I’b godda- HI’ktsch’IEW! Heh! ehKSHH, KSSH’uh!! H’iKSSHh’EW!”

Eddie’s whole body shuddered with each desperate release, spray raining down on Steve’s wrist and the desk.

Gosh, us viewers need a poncho

I… felt that through the screen 🥴

Splash zone viewing doesn’t cost extra does it? Lol

“…gross.” Robin muttered to Nancy, who just looked super concerned.

“Alright guys I think-”

“TsschIEW!”

“Bless you Eds, I think we’re gonna end the stream and wash him off.” Steve addressed the camera.

Feel better Eddie

Winning never felt so bad

Give him a shower, poor thing!

“HiK’tsch’EW!”

Robin held up her paper with a mere 6 tallies on it. “In case you all were wondering, Steve is still a loser.”

She laughed as Steve clicked off the stream, standing up and pulling Eddie to his feet. The older man immediately snapped at the waist, Robin jumping out of the way.

“GT’schIEW! snlrrf sorry Birdie…”

“Let’s get that perfume washed off you yeah?”

Eddie nodded weakly. “Yeah, that would be ndice.”

[emletish-fish]

Thanks + vid recommendation.

All you worst prisoner readers - thanks so much for you enthusiasm and sorry about the long delay between chapters.  new chapter is up here.  

Thanks everyone for your comments - they do fuel my creative engine, and I love how the vibe was generally -

It’s hard to get back into the groove after taking a break, but all the warm welcome backs do help  - so thanks.

I’ve got my karate soap opera writing story ideas out of my system (sos Cobra Kai readers. I’ll get back to childish things eventually). Anyway, now I am going to focus on Worst Prisoner.  I’ve got the ember Island arc + Aang finally learning some things about the past (and Kuzon) arc planned out and skeletoned, and capricious toddler is napping so hopefully I will get time to write and there will not be as long a wait between chapters in the future.

That said, special thanks to @sneezypeasy​ because it was re-watching her amazing ATLA analysis vid that re-sparked my love of this show. 

See you’d think everything about the ship dynamics in avatar had already been said, but oh no. Sneezy has such a wonderful, fresh and informative take. There is so much about story structure, character construction, narrative arcs and writing techniques...

This is still, hands down, the best constructive criticism vid I have ever seen. It’s concrit at its most delightful.  It is about how all those narrative parts  work like gears on a clock and they can fitted together in a way that just ticks beautifully  - or clangs terribly. It’s all about how narrative techniques and tropes can be used to make a more cohesive story with bonus content from other media to re-inforce tropes.

And honestly, some of her descriptions of writing techniques made me reflect on my own writing style and I think it made my writing stronger both for ATLA and Cobra Kai.  (There was another vid that had something about creating narrative tension between two characters - that doesn’t mean fighting or conflict, but just that there is a push and pull happening before the two characters can have a fresh understanding of each other and move closer together -  and I remember drawing a lot of inspiration from that for all Robby’s relationships in Good Boy).

It still has the vibe of being like the best, most fun and information and laugh packed lecture I’ve ever been too. I learned so much, and it makes me love ATLA all the more. (Even though I wish bryke had let the other writers have more creative say over the back half of season 3 so all those juicy plots could have found meaningful resolution.  Bryke did Aang so dirty in season 3 and I’m still salty about it).

So if you’ve got a spare two hours, do yourself a favour and watch sneezy’s vid if you haven’t already.

[hugedwarflover]

Just 4 pieces of fanart I found on Twitter, along with 4 funny faces of Lord Starchbottom. I will credit the names of the artists in the tags. This incredible show with incredible characters and an incredible voice cast will always, always, ALWAYS have a super special place in my heart. As you can see, the first piece of fanart here has Grumpster and Doc, obviously, and the second and third drawings have Sneezy and Sleepy and the fourth drawing has Bashful and Queen Delightful. One of my OT3s for The 7D is Bashful, Delightful, and Starchy where there is, of course, a love triangle over who Queen D loves more. For my Wattpad stories, I used to make it where she ends up with Bashful, but then I decided to make it where Starchy is the one for her and Bashful ends up with my OC, Empathy, after she wishes for herself to be 21. One thing that I have in mind for Expected The Unexpected, the current Jollywood 10 fanfic I'm working on that I have a really hard time writing, I am thinking of making it where maybe Empathy wishes that she was 21 when she first met my precious dwarfskies because it is weird that she was only 15, soon to be 16, when they met and I don't want Bashful to be known as a pedophile for him being in his early 30s having a crush on someone who was underage before she wished for herself to actually be a young adult. In Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Snow White was fucking 14 when Bashful had a crush on her and when she married the prince.

Edit: I changed up my stories and made it where Empathy was 20 when she met the dwarves and she turns 21 a couple months later, just to make things less weird about her relationship with Bashful.