#sneezy is hard to draw.....

[strobilo]

lkj doodles hehe

[disasterman-snz]

Dating Sim Demo!

Hello everyone!

Merry Christmas! I come bearing a gift... or well, a part of an upcoming gift haha.

I've been working on developing a snz-centric dating sim! And I'm very excited with how things are finally coming together.

With it being the holidays, and me having some time off work, I've finally been able to take all the art, writing, and voice acting I've been working on to create a functioning draft of the first scene of the game!

It's very short at the moment, but there's a lot more to come!

That said, I'd love feedback! (And even some suggestions, although keep in mind the amound of work that goes into writing, drawing assets, voice acting, and coding, and adjust expectations accordingly lol... this is my very strange hobby after all!)

*NOTE: I know mobile support was a big issue on my last game (it's unfortunately an issue I can't really fix atm). This game WILL have mobile support. It technically will run on a mobile device now, but the text is really hard to read because it isn't loading my custom ui elements for some reason. I'm going to figure out a solution of some sorts before the full release of the game :)

Please feel free to message me or send in asks with any feedback, bugs, suggestions, etc. I hope everyone enjoys <3

[allykabbet]

Sneezing dynamics I like 5

"Excuse me, I have to sneeze so much."

"Ugh... That hurts" / "Ugh... That looks painful," says someone to another after a particularly strong sneeze that seems to tear at their throat.

Comfort gesture: someone putting a hand on the back of the neck of a person having a sneezing fit, gently stroking, perhaps with their nails, to provide a bit of comfort or relief.

"I’m sorry, I don’t know why I’m sneezing so much."

"X pressed the handkerchief harder against their nose, feeling the warmth of his breath against the fabric."

The perspective of a subordinate/secretary/employee witnessing their boss sneeze for the first time, seeing this authority figure lose control. Can they do something as mundane as sneeze? They’re human, after all.

Someone who rarely sneezes is sneezing all day. Their roommate, initially unconcerned, begins to worry. "What’s going on? You’ve been sneezing all day." "I don’t know, it started this morning" / "I don’t know, I’m sneezy today." "Are you okay?" "I think so."

Someone has been sniffling for a while but can't sneeze, as if the sneeze is stuck. They clear their throat, scrunch their nose, release shaky breaths, or gently pinch their nose in frustration. Eventually, their roommate complains. "Could you just blow your nose already?" "Could you dust already?" "Is dust really the issue here? Just blow your damn nose!" "ItsxCshHUu!" "I guess that’s a no."

"ATTschu! Oh my g-ho…Tschu!" (A gasp interrupted by a short, unexpected sneeze that leaves them breathless.)

Groaning after a sneeze. How many times must you have sneezed to groan afterward? Or maybe it hurt from being stifled too hard?

After a particularly strong sneezing fit: "Bless you, darling, are you cold?"

A rapid stifled fit. Small, muffled sneezes that, due to their frequency, the person decides to stifle so as not to "bother" anyone. Their chest tightens with each sneeze, and as the fit continues, the sneezes grow a bit louder, harder to stifled, and more painful, until one or two finally escape uncontrollably.

"Oh dear, are you okay?" The person witnessing the fit puts a hand on their shoulder, worried, forgetting to bless them due to the impact.

A holding a handkerchief to the nose of a vulnerable B, completely overwhelmed by a sneezing fit. This situation is somewhat unrealistic for everyday circumstances, but who knows… Perhaps someone with their hands full? Someone unable to move for some reason? How vulnerable must you feel, at someone else's mercy, to help you cover a sneeze? Perhaps, when B slightly recovers, they could place their hand over A's, without them pulling away. A would feel the moisture and force of B's sneeze through the handkerchief, the way their nose contracts, their head shaking from the effort, the warm breath…

Sneezing on the subway/train/elevator, or in a crowded space where they can’t leave until it reaches its destination. Maybe they’re forced to stifle the sneeze, even if they usually don’t, or they sneeze into their shoulder or hand or inside their coat to avoid spraying anyone and trying to be as discreet as possible. Still, sneezes inevitably draw stares.

Sneezing inside a coat is special. Simply.

Pre-sneeze face, so obvious and desperate.

"ATTSShiu!!" (A usually stifles) "Ow, that was strong. Are you okay?"

A person sneezes a fit of 5-6 times, and someone blesses them each time. "You don’t have to bless me each time; this might go on a while." "But I want to."

Sneezing into a mask, and the mask itself makes your nose itch even more, making you sneeze more.

Sneezing twice in a row and changing the way you cover up for each sneeze, perhaps realizing the first method wasn’t polite enough.

A habitual stifler lets a sneeze slip due to illness or fatigue (they’re too tired to contain it), and someone nearby who knows them well comments: "Oh, bless you! I’ve never heard you sneeze like that." "Thank you," they say, embarrassed.

Someone realizes unknown aspects of another person by analyzing how they sneeze, cover up, or apologize each time they sneeze.

"You’re more polite than I thought!"

Sneezing inside a high-neck sweater, pulling up the collar.

Someone with a generally extroverted personality, except in their sneezing. They usually stifle to avoid drawing attention, feeling weak or less funny/protective/caring than usual. The contrast of their generally loud personality with a soft sneeze stands out, despite their attempts to avoid it.

Sneezing when your throat hurts. The sneeze almost feels like it’s tearing at your throat, and you try to sneeze as softly as possible, making the sneeze almost unsatisfying. It may be accompanied by a groan and rubbing your neck with a grimace of pain.

Someone is about to sneeze into their hand, but midway through an inhale, they realize it’s impolite and pinch their nose with their fingers or cover their sneeze with their elbow.

Sneezes where the exhale is louder than the sneeze itself.

There’s something extremely charming about someone who apologizes after sneezing, even when their sneeze is entirely QUIET, discreet, and polite.

Sneezes that aren’t far apart but have two or three seconds between each sneeze. The people around bless each one, and the person doesn’t have time to thank them, being trapped in the next sneeze.

Sneezing on the phone. The person on the other side imagines the sneezing person’s expression and, lacking the visual cue, focuses on the strength of their inhale, the sound of the sigh, the pressure sound as they rub their nose, and the congestion in their voice. The person sneezing moves away from the phone, so the sneeze sounds more distant or softer than usual, and then they apologize for the interruption.

Sneezing differently when sick, due to allergies, or casually. For example, someone typically stifles their sneezes, but when they’re sick, the sneezes are much more unexpected, frequent, and barely stifled. Those who know them well recognize these as their “sick sneezes,” clearly seeing when they’re coming down with something. (Idea courtesy of @secret19stuff)

[aller-geez]

You ever draw a picture and it inspires a completely random 2k word ficlet that breaks your brain to imagine? Cause, same.

Exposure Therapy

(A 2k word Vee allergy ficlet~ it was supposed to be a Drabble 😭😭)

A preface:

Valentine’s Day is coming up, and it’ll be the second Valentine’s Day Vee and Kalypso have had while together. The first one wasn’t even 2 months after they started dating, so Vee had zero expectations. He thought he could get Kalypso some… idk, flowers? Some chocolates? A teddy bear? And things would be easy peasy..

Now, what he didn’t account for, was how much bouquets of flowers just sitting inside on the table irritated his allergies, or how much it would piss Kal off that they couldn’t even finish watching the movie she picked (aka heavily making out) because he kept having to duck into his elbow or shirt hem every few minutes with another one of his signature sneezing fits. After a particularly harsh sneeze caused the two to knock their foreheads together with a force that nearly knocked Kalypso out, the two got into a very heated argument and later on eventually they broke up for the first time. (They got back together 2 days later at a house show Toad Biscuit played at) She was a little sad that she had to throw away the bouquet of flowers, but did so to spare herself the headache (haha get it?)

So, if at all possible, Vee would rather NOT repeat the events of their first Valentine’s Day, so this year, he’s decided that he’s still going to get her flowers for Valentine’s Day, but he read an article somewhere online about “Allergy Desensitization” by exposing yourself to the allergen repetitively for an extended period of time would gradually lessen your allergic reaction, and he figured not only would it allow him to have a concussion-less Valentine’s Day this year, AND possibly lessen his inevitable spring time allergies that always drove him crazy every year, why not? And he already knew just where to go to attempt his allergy experiment. There was a shopping center a few blocks away that have these huge, fluffy pink trees that would WRECK his allergies. Even just thhh—inking.. about those feathhh- ehh—ery branches that almost look like smoke when the wind blows them too hard from the amount of pollen cast into the air made Vaelyn’s nostrils quiver in anticipation. If that plaza didn’t give him the exposure he needed, no where would.

It’s the 2nd week of January, so Vee figured that was plenty of time… He wasn’t going to see Kalypso today, so his plan was to head to the shopping center, with no allergy medicine, and survive for as long as possible until he has to tap out, and retreat back to the house to finish the day under a blanket in a dark room with tissues stuffed in his nose.

And to make matters worse, he got distracted on the way out talking to Rexar, telling him of his plan for the day and to leave him alone when he gets back cause he’ll be… occupied and completely forgot to even bring a single tissue… difficulty definitely increased.

Vaelyn Hawthorne had made a lot of questionable decisions in his life—joining a band called Toad Biscuit, attempting a backflip off a stage while holding his guitar, dating Kalypso again after their first of MANY spectacular breakup—but this? This might actually take the cake.

The plan was simple: expose himself to his biggest enemy (pollen) for an extended period of time, slowly build up his resistance, and emerge victorious, able to withstand an entire Valentine’s Day bouquet without turning into a sneezy, miserable disaster. A flawless plan, really. Genius, even.

Except now, standing in the middle of the shopping center, staring down the aggressively pink, feathery trees lining the plaza, Vaelyn was starting to regret every life choice that led him here.

The sheer amount of pollen drifting through the air made his breath hitch before he even stepped closer. His nostrils twitched in warning, his sinuses already staging a revolt, but he held his ground. He was here for a reason. He wasn’t about to let a couple of overgrown cotton candy-looking trees ruin his shot at a romantic, concussion-free Valentine’s Day.

Except—damn. It was already hitting him.

Vaelyn scrubbed a knuckle under his nose, sniffling sharply. “Okay,” he muttered to himself. “Mind over matter. You got this.”

He took a deep breath.

Big mistake.

The second the pollen-laced air flooded his nose, a violent shudder ran through his body. His breath hitched, and he barely had time to pivot away from the nearest café entrance before the sneezes overtook him.

“Hh-! Hh’ISCHHh! EISHhh! H’ISHHhh! —ish! shh! —sh! ………………hh’EISHHhhhuhh!”

Each one pitched him forward with increasing force, his whole body jerking like he was being electrocuted. He stumbled back against a lamppost, already lightheaded.

Great. Not even one minute in, and he was already dying.

Still sniffling, he patted his pockets out of habit, only to come up completely empty. Right. No tissues. He had specifically planned for this and still managed to forget the most important thing. All because he’d gotten distracted telling Rexar about his plan before leaving the house.

“Dude, that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.”

Rexar had been unimpressed.

“You’re gonna go stand in a pollen cloud for what? To impress Kal? Bro, she already likes you. Just don’t get her flowers...”

“It’s about the principle, man,” Vaelyn had argued, shoving on his boots. “Besides, think about how much easier my life will be if this actually works. No spring allergies, no sneezing my way through shows, and no more fights over me ruining our Valentine’s Day date.”

“More like no more oxygen. You’re literally gonna suffocate.”

“That’s a risk I’m willing to take.”

And now, standing there with his nose running and his eyes burning, Vaelyn had to admit—Rexar might’ve had a point.

He sniffled miserably, already feeling his resolve starting to crumble. But no. He had two whole months until Valentine’s Day. He just had to make it through a little longer.

He straightened up, ignored the strange looks from the café patrons who had just witnessed his public sneezing meltdown, and stepped determinedly further into the plaza, directly under one of the biggest trees.

This was fine.

He could totally handle this.

Probably.

Vaelyn took another deep breath through his mouth, refusing to admit defeat just yet. Sure, he already felt like his skull was packed with cement, and sure, his nose was twitching like a live wire, but this was fine. He was fine.

The trees swayed gently in the breeze, and with them came another thick wave of pollen. His whole body tensed as the invisible storm settled over him, clinging to his clothes, his hair, his very soul. He could feel the microscopic allergens crawling into his sinuses, setting off a chain reaction he had no hope of stopping.

“hhehh… Hhhiihhh... Hh’ISCHHh! EISHhh! H’ISHHhh! —eishh!-ishh!-ish!-’shh!... ish! shh! —sh! ………..—hehh’HH-EESSSHHHhhuh!”

The sneezes exploded out of him one after the other, each one leaving him more breathless than the last. His body curled inward with the force, his hands fumbling uselessly at his face in a desperate attempt to stop the onslaught.

Oh, yeah. This was going great.

His legs wobbled, and he stumbled toward the nearest bench, plopping down unceremoniously. He blinked through watery eyes at the blurry figures passing by, some giving him concerned looks, others pointedly ignoring the disaster unfolding in real time.

“Hh’ISCHHh! —ish! shh! —sh! ……………… hh—huhhh—hh’EEIISSHHhh’uhh!”

The force of it nearly knocked him forward off the bench, and he barely caught himself on his knees, swaying slightly. His breath stuttered again, his oversensitive nose completely overwhelmed.

Shit. He was getting dizzy.

Still gasping, he fished his phone from his pocket, rubbing at his streaming eyes as he tried to focus. He hadn’t planned for this. He figured he’d last at least ten minutes before crumbling, but it had barely been four.

Squinting through the fog of misery, he hesitated before pulling up Rexar’s number.

He was not about to go home defeated, but if he passed out here, he was going to end up on someone’s livestream, and he refused to go viral like that.

With a deep, congested sniffle, he tapped the call button and braced himself for the inevitable I-told-you-so.

It only rang twice before Rexar picked up.

“Yo.”

Vaelyn tried to respond, but all that came out was a strangled, hitching breath.

“…Dude?” Rexar’s voice was laced with amusement. “You good?”

“EISHhh! H’ISHHhh!!” Vaelyn practically sneezed into the receiver, barely managing to pull the phone away in time.

There was a long pause. Then, a slow, incredulous chuckle.

“Oh, my god, you actually did it, didn’t you?”

Vaelyn groaned, pressing the heel of his palm against his forehead. “D-dod’t,” he sniffled, voice a wreck. “Dod’t say shit.”

“Oh, I wasn’t gonna.” Rexar said, clearly grinning. “I was just gonna laugh.”

And then he did.

Loudly.

Vaelyn scowled, coughing into his sleeve before dragging himself upright. “Listed, asshole.” he rasped, dragging his sleeve under his nose with a miserable sniff. “I just… deed you to pick be up. That’s it. No cobbedtary.”

“You say that like I’m capable of not commenting,” Rexar snorted. “Where even are you?”

Vaelyn sniffled, tilting his head back against the bench. “Shuhhh—shoppi’g district. Dear that ode café. You dow, the ode that—hh’ihh… Hh’ISCHHh! EISHhh! H’ISHHhh! —has the good coffee.”

“Oh, you mean literally the worst place you could’ve gone?”

Vaelyn gritted his teeth, pinching the bridge of his nose. “Rex. Just cobe get be before I die.”

Another pause. Then, a dramatic sigh.

“Alright, fine. Try not to drown in your own snot before I get there.”

Vaelyn hung up before he could hear any more smugness in Rexar’s voice.

He let out a long, congested groan, scrubbing at his nose. So far, his brilliant plan was off to a phenomenal start.

At least Kalypso didn’t have to know about this part…

Vaelyn sat there, head tilted back against the bench, blinking blearily up at the hazy sky. The shopping center was still bustling around him, people milling about with their coffees and shopping bags, completely oblivious to the absolute hell he was currently experiencing. His nose twitched, breath shuddering as another sneeze built—again.

“HH’EISHHhh! ISCHHHhh! Hh-ISHHhh! ...ish! ...sh!!”

His whole body jerked with the force, and fuck, he was so over this already.

With a groan, he sniffled thickly and dragged a hand down his face. His sinuses felt like they were packed with molten concrete, his eyes burned, and there was a distinct, itchy pressure blooming between his eyebrows that made his whole skull throb. Oh, yeah. This was a great idea.

He heard his name before he saw Rexar, the pyromancer’s voice laced with way too much amusement.

“Dude.”

Vaelyn cracked an eye open and groaned at the sight of him, arms crossed over his broad chest, a smug grin plastered across his face. Great. He was never going to live this down.

Rexar took one look at him—the pink-rimmed, watery eyes, the way he was curled in on himself like he was physically trying to retreat from the pollen-filled air—and just wheezed out a laugh.

“Holy shit, man,” Rexar shook his head, rubbing a hand down his face. “You look so bad.”

Vaelyn squinted up at him, already exhausted. “Fugk off,” he rasped, voice shredded from congestion and sneezing.

“Oh, I plan to,” Rexar snorted, shoving his hands in his pockets. “Right after I take a picture.”

Vaelyn groaned, tipping his head back dramatically. “I hate you.”

“Yeah, yeah, you love me,” Rexar grinned, but he was already digging his keys out of his pocket. “C’mon, sneezy, let’s get you outta here before you explode.”

Vaelyn didn’t even argue, just pushed himself off the bench with a sniffly sigh.

Then immediately stumbled.

Rexar caught him before he could completely faceplant, grip firm as he steadied him. “Whoa, easy there, champ.”

“’M fide,” Vaelyn muttered, waving him off and immediately regretting it when the movement sent his head spinning.

Rexar just raised an eyebrow. “Oh, totally,” he said dryly. “That’s why you’re walking like a newborn deer.”

Vaelyn flipped him off, but his hand was still a little shaky, which only made Rexar laugh harder.

By the time they made it to the car, Vaelyn was done. His nose was so red, his face felt swollen, and his breath was hitching helplessly before he could even buckle himself in.

“Hhh… hh-Hhh! HH’EISHHhh! ISCHhh! ISHHh! hh—ISHHh! ISCHHHhh! Hh-ISHHhh! ...ish! ...sh! ……………. Hhh—EEISSHHhuhh!!”

“Jesus fuck,” Rexar muttered as he started the car. “Did you seriously think this would work?”

Vaelyn groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose. “It had to be worth a shot.”

Rexar just shook his head, glancing over at him with a smirk. “Bro, you just turned yourself into a sneezy jackass in public for nothing.”

Vaelyn sighed, congested and utterly defeated. He was going to need, like, six allergy pills and maybe a mild coma to recover from this.

And the worst part?

Kalypso was definitely going to find out.

[silentsneezes]

i’m very very new to digital art so this might not be great, but here’s some sneezy v/iktor for the holidays!!

(the little text says ‘j/ayce’s handkerchief’ btw -it’s a bit hard to read)

i might post an updated version of this drawing, but i wanted to post something on christmas (also i plan on writing an accompanying j/ayvik fic)

[tophatwearingidiot]

weird sneezy box but objectified

Been planning to do Tissues for a while and finally got the energy to draw it so, Objectified!Tissues chat!!!

Bunny... Doing the ears were a bit hard but I like how it turned out, also like the color pallet I managed to dish out for him :3

EDIT: I FORGOT TO SAY BUT THIS IS A SHARED AU!!! THE OTHER OWNER IS @goat-airy (Popc0rnfr1es on tiktok)

[north-park]

Wh. What is the lore behind Butters Cookies?

South Park Mania in Japan really hit differently back in 2012, it hit so hard that pixiv fanartists decided that drawing wasn't enough and had to show their love by baking their little blorbos, and putting photos of their cookies at the end of their fanart logs (which is extremely weird as Pixiv is a digital art website, even just photos of traditional art is rare), of course, if you are asking, this eventually spanned "shipping food" for all kind of popular ships like cryde or bunny, or even the more infamous kyman or style cakes, it was a weirdly popular trend that let's be real you don't see nowdays

This is where the Butters Cookies come in, among the artists involved there was one that actually runs a tumblr account as well, @/tamago-boooolo, but the food (and most of their art) was posed on the Pixiv account which is this one, I have seen people never credit them which is a shame because they also did other characters

One thing i find more weird isn't just that person behind these cookies used to be pretty popular and made a very edgy an Hatsune Miku-themed Kenny MV that has currently more than 240.000 views on Youtube, but the artist also posted on their own NicoNico account the process making of Butters Cookies, and that video was kind of popular as well, ranking almost 20.000 views which is not bad for a slide show of food of an american character on a japanese website, SP isn't exactly the most popular topic there!

The artist actually bothered to make a tutorial for these every single one of them with SP music in the background, i really like when Stan's bullying song played and the words "make bullying kill itself" appears on the cute visuals, very Butters-like

That's basically the story, it's just a bunch of trivia about this artist whose... cookies i often see reposted without credits and whose story is quite interesting imo, also the shipping food, you just don't see that creativity anymore... where are the japanese girls and their yaoi cakes.....

@sneezys-flower-mom here's for as well

[evermorehqs]

CATCHING MY BREATH, STARING OUT AN OPEN WINDOW

Stevie Ziegler is based on Sneezy from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. They are a 31 year old human, ER nurse, and uses they/them pronouns. They have no powers. Stevie is portrayed by E.R. Fightmaster and they are open.

CATCHING MY DEATH, AND I COULDN’T BE SURE

Working on a team has always come naturally to Stevie. Ever since they were young, being part of something bigger was the calling. Not that they remembered much about being young or even what life was like just a handful of years ago, but there was no denying the draw to more group-focused jobs or hobbies. That's where working in the ER came in. To be fair, Stevie doesn't remember starting the job, only being there, but it felt right. Health was one of their passions, maybe because they'd always been sick. A constant cold, a sniffle here and there, but no one else ever got sick from it; it just was. Almost like a personally trait that Stevie never asked for. But, these days, what could you do? As someone who was intimately aware of how hard life could be with health problems, healthcare was a no-brainer and, although the days and nights could be grueling, they wouldn't be doing anything else. There was nothing they cared about more. There are some who would say that Stevie was an amalgamation of opposites. Sick but working tirelessly to make sure others weren't sick, laid-back yet possibly one of the most stressed out people to walk this earth without showing it, approachable yet hard to understand. But that was fine with Stevie. They let certain people in and were cordial to pretty much everyone, floating through life when they weren't at work with the ease of someone who had done this all before and nothing could surprise them anymore. And yet? There was an itch in the back of their mind that something wasn't adding up. They knew this town was strange and every once in awhile they'd wake up from a dream about a mine, being surrounded by gems and pickaxes. Somehow memories were bleeding back into Stevie's psyche but they couldn't tell if it was real or just a dream...but they didn't have time to dwell on it, there were far too many people to take care of.

I HAD A FEELING SO PECULIAR

❀ Wendy Pleakley: A constant patient in the ER, Stevie has to wonder if he would be better off covering himself with pillows for safety to try and avoid all these accidents ❀ Sheila Goux: Sheila has been in urgent care a few times throughout the years, always with some bland story that never quite matches the injury. Stevie knows something is up but can't figure out what it is ❀ Louis Blanchard: After a long day at work, Stevie likes nothing more than relaxing with Louis, vibing out to his music and letting the world pass them by - at least for a little while.

THAT THIS PAIN WOULD BE FOR EVERMORE

[sneezingpotatoes]

I'm so happy! My first actual sneeze art! :D

Kind of addicted to drawing Draco atm loool just had to try drawing him riding his favorite Christmas gift from Reuben xD

//Plz excuse his hulk hands because drawing is hard, LET ALONE HANDS 🤣 And ignore the failed attempt at a motorcyle thenksss 😂//

Re-uploaded because I decided to color it rather than just post the sketch*

Sneezy Draco just got me like... umfff *chefs kiss* 🤣

[sciencestyled]

Snow White's Stellar Adventure

Once upon a time, in a land filled with fairy tales and wonders, I, Snow White, found myself immersed in an adventure as peculiar as it was enlightening. You see, my fascination with the stars began one unusual evening in the forest, a tale so intertwined with celestial wonders, it led me to write about the mysterious dwarf stars.

It all started on a clear night, as the seven dwarfs and I gathered around a crackling fire. Doc, always the inquisitive one, pointed towards the twinkling sky and pondered aloud about the stars. "What could they be?" he mused. The others offered amusing guesses - Dopey thought they were glittering fireflies, while Grumpy dismissed them as "nonsensical sparkles."

Intrigued, I suggested we seek answers. Thus began our whimsical escapade. With a borrowed telescope from a nearby wizard and a pinch of magical dust, we embarked on an unexpected celestial exploration.

Our first observation was a tiny, twinkling star, vastly different from the grand luminaries we were accustomed to. Bashful shyly whispered, "It looks modest, like me." I chuckled and decided to name these humble stars after my dear friends, calling them "dwarf stars."

The more we observed, the more fascinated we became. We encountered white dwarfs, compact and serene, reminding me of Doc's wisdom. Red dwarfs, abundant and steadfast, seemed just like Sleepy, often overlooked but full of depth. And brown dwarfs, peculiar and hard to categorize, were uncannily similar to Dopey's charming confusion.

One evening, as we gazed upon a particularly faint star, Sneezy sneezed so powerfully it jostled the telescope, revealing a new perspective on a distant galaxy. We laughed heartily, but it sparked a thought in me about the unexpected and often overlooked significance of these smaller stars.

As days passed, our nightly stargazing became a ritual. The dwarfs' curiosity turned into a shared passion, and their unique perspectives helped me see the universe in a new light. I began scribbling notes, drawing parallels between the dwarf stars and my beloved friends, finding humor and insight in their similarities.

The culmination of this starry sojourn was the night we witnessed a faint star flare brightly, a rare cosmic event that left us in

awe. The dwarfs danced around in excitement, while I stood mesmerized. This spectacle was the final nudge I needed to share our discoveries with the world. I decided to pen an article, combining our whimsical observations with the newfound knowledge of dwarf stars.

I wanted to convey the charm and significance of these celestial bodies in a way that mirrored the joy and wonder we experienced. Each type of dwarf star was personified with the characteristics of my dear friends - the dwarfs. The modest red dwarfs, the wise white dwarfs, and the quirky brown dwarfs each had a story to tell, much like each dwarf in our little cottage.

And so, "Snow White and the Stellar Dwarfs: Unraveling the Mysteries of Dwarf Stars" was born. In it, I endeavored to explain the fascinating world of these small yet mighty stars through the lens of our enchanting forest life. From comparing white dwarfs to Doc's sage-like demeanor to likening the elusive nature of brown dwarfs to Dopey's whimsical charm, the article was a blend of astronomy and fairy-tale lore.

This unexpected journey into the cosmos, sparked by a simple question around a fire, not only deepened our appreciation for the stars but also strengthened the bond I shared with my seven friends. Each night, as we gazed up at the starry sky, we were reminded of the vastness of the universe and the small yet significant place we held within it.

In the end, my article was more than just an exploration of dwarf stars. It was a tribute to curiosity, friendship, and the joy of discovering the unknown, sprinkled with a touch of magic and laughter, much like our lives in the enchanted forest. And thus, the quirky and comical tale of how Snow White became an amateur astronomer was written in the stars.

[vesicapiscean]

The Hierophant 10/3/23

It was hard to get any good visuals initially. but I felt like I was walking down stairs. When I got to the bottom, I saw a man with his back turned towards me but I couldn't seem to see into the room. I put my hands on the walls of the staircase and felt the cold stone. then i was walking back up. I entered what looked to me like Gretchen's mom's kitchen in Healdsburg. the kitchen was filled with golden light. I had a more 3rd person perspective, and i saw myself as a very young girl, like 5 or so. as I keep looking around I realize it's the Yokayo house, and theres a man telling me to sit at the table with him. He asked me, "Do you know why I brought you here?" I look around to try to figure it out. He's smiling at me, lovingly, like a father. We got up and washed our hands at the kitchen sink. He picks me up so I can wash mine. I want to go into the playroom but he says we don't have time. I'm really aware of the house around me. we go to the front room and I lay down on the couch -- well, before that were standing in the kitchen and and he sits me back down at the table, and asks again if I know why we're here. and then I become an adult -- 25 -- and He says "look around. it's not that big. it's just a house" or something. then I lay on the couch, and my cat Sneezy jumps up on me and sleeps on my chest. that blue down blanket is pulled over me. the figure leans in and asks if I understand yet. I start crying because I realize how much I was affected by this time in my life. He gives me and Sneezy a big hug and says that He should have been there during this time, and now the moment lives within me. I stop crying from his hug. he gets me up off the couch and he's drawing something on a pad of paper on the counter. I see it and ask what it is and he says something like "ichytheus" (insert drawing of symbol) it kinda looks like that but I don't really remember it. Then he walked out the front door and I started floating in the air.

note: the bathroom was giving me horrendous vibes every time I thought of it.

note: the symbol I saw described as "ichytheus" looked like a combination of Jupiter and Saturn planetary symbols, and when I looked it up, ichthys is the Jesus fish symbol. Funny, my dads name is Jesus. as of now i don't see any relation between ichthys and saturn....

[forffax]

ooh zero in peach :] also sneeze in blood orange if you want

I think they would be friends :]

[aller-geez]

Feel so shy to ask😅... But I'll ask in case you said that you want to draw them😅

All of your girls are so cute 🥰

Maybe Kriia (it was a pretty hard choice, all of your girls are so sweet😅) being sneezy and using the handkerchief her boyfriend gave her (as a gift) like red with black polka dots or something, cuz it's nicely matching her hair etc.

I know that's not really close to OC ask post, and I was about to ask 🤧"Do they carry handkerchief/tissues" but it's kinda banal I guess...

Hope you don't mind it, cuz it's, as I said, not really related to ask post.

Best wishes

*running away and hiding under the stone*

Hey there Nonny!

Ahhh, my girls all say thank you!

& Thanks so much for your req! That’s okay that it’s not an ask per say, since I always love getting req 🥹

I hope this answers your question! 😈

Kriia doesn’t usually carry a handkerchief or tissues with her as her sneezes are usually mess-free,

…. Unless of course she comes down with a particularly snotty cold that she’s still trying to hide from Rexar so he doesn’t try and baby her like he always does 😈 Kriia hates being taken care of, and even if Rex blesses her one too many times, or gives her too much of an empathetic expression, she starts to get defensive. So he always has to strategize meticulously whenever she comes down with something first.

[softsnzstuff]

Eddie and Steve both are streamers. They're trying to do a challenge to see who sneezes the most. They're like both trying hard. Eddie wins but he can't stop sneezing . Steve is like comforting him and handing him Tissues or stuff cuz he can't watch his baby suffer.

Anyone who’d watched Steve or Eddie’s streams knew that they were both abnormally sneezy individuals. In the last stream, a debate had arisen about who sneezes more.

It was actually Steve who pitches the idea to a reluctant Eddie.

“We should put it to the test and they’ll stop talking about it. We could use that one perfume that Nancy can’t wear around us. And the girls could keep score.”

“I dunno man, this seems dumb.”

“If anything it’ll just be funny and we can laugh at it later.”

***

Now that they were live, Nancy and Robin were sitting behind the boys.

“Hey guys, we’re gonna settle the debate here and now. Nancy brought her perfume that Eddie and I are both pretty allergic to.” Steve introduced. “Nancy will count for Eddie and Robin will count for me.”

Oh my god

Wait is this a prank

Are they actually???

Robin butted in between the boys to get closer to the camera, “I’d like to set the record straight that I think this is a stupid idea.”

Setting a tissue box in front of each of them, she smirked and leaned back in her chair.

“I guess I’ll just…spray it now?” Nancy leaned back and spritzed the air twice before capping the perfume and sticking it in her bag on the bed behind her.

Oh shit here it comes

Place your bets now, who’s gonna win?

Steve

Eddie

Eddie for sure

Steve, duh

Stevie

Eddie has them little fits tho…

The boys both struggled against the tickle. Steves eyes were closed and Eddie was scrunching his nose and gripping the armrests of his chair.

“Chat seems pretty tied up…” Nancy noted.

“AESSSH!”

“Jesus Christ!” Robin jumped, not expecting the volume coming from her friend.

“ISSSHIEW!”

I knew it. Steve ftw

Anyone else think this is kinda weird?

Is Harrington paying for my hearing aids after this?

Robin was drawing tally marks on a small piece of paper in her lap. Suddenly, Eddie took a sharp inhale, startling everyone.

“HEH’Nxxt! IgxxxT! H’kxxT! Ngtsch’EW!”

Eddie stifled four sneezes into his fist, near silent except for the little exhale after each one.

Munson coming in from behind!!!

Underdog Eddie coming through

“Heh’ISSSH! TISSSH! ISSSH!!”

Nancy jumped, almost dropping the pen she was using to tally for Eddie. At this point, Robin was laughing, both at the sheer stupidity of the idea itself and at her struggling friends.

Eddie sneezed at the same time as Steve, his own fittish outbursts lasting much longer.

“EH’Nxxt! GxxxT! Ki’tsCH! snfffsnF igk’Tsch’EW!”

Jesus Christ

I’ve never seen one person sneeze so many times in a row??

What tf kind of perfume??? America explain 😭

The older man’s eyes were watering. He grabbed a tissue and pressed it to his streaming nose. “H’mPTSCH! M’TSHHhh! iKSHh’EW! Fu’gk!!”

Yo, Eddie isn’t looking too hot guys

Is he okay?

Can you say Hi Sarah? It’s my birthday.

Is there a more extreme version of “Bless you”?

Nancy placed a gentle hand on Eddie’s back, rubbing small circles as he was doubled over into the tissues.

“hehh AISSSH! snfff You okay Eds?” Steve leaned down, trying to get to eye level with his boyfriend. His own nose was calming down, but Eddie seemed to be just getting started.

“This wa- IH’Ngxxxt! NxxT!! - wasn’t the plan Steven!”

Poor Eddie

He really can’t stop, huh?

Y’all really took this challenge to the extreme…

“Hey don’t stifle them you’re gonna hurt yourself.” Steve put a hand on his partner’s shoulder.

“IgKt’CHEW!”

“That’s better. Come here.”

Steve pulled Eddie close to his chest, one arm around Eddie, and the other hand holding his face.

“Steve I’b godda- HI’ktsch’IEW! Heh! ehKSHH, KSSH’uh!! H’iKSSHh’EW!”

Eddie’s whole body shuddered with each desperate release, spray raining down on Steve’s wrist and the desk.

Gosh, us viewers need a poncho

I… felt that through the screen 🥴

Splash zone viewing doesn’t cost extra does it? Lol

“…gross.” Robin muttered to Nancy, who just looked super concerned.

“Alright guys I think-”

“TsschIEW!”

“Bless you Eds, I think we’re gonna end the stream and wash him off.” Steve addressed the camera.

Feel better Eddie

Winning never felt so bad

Give him a shower, poor thing!

“HiK’tsch’EW!”

Robin held up her paper with a mere 6 tallies on it. “In case you all were wondering, Steve is still a loser.”

She laughed as Steve clicked off the stream, standing up and pulling Eddie to his feet. The older man immediately snapped at the waist, Robin jumping out of the way.

“GT’schIEW! snlrrf sorry Birdie…”

“Let’s get that perfume washed off you yeah?”

Eddie nodded weakly. “Yeah, that would be ndice.”

[hugedwarflover]

Just 4 pieces of fanart I found on Twitter, along with 4 funny faces of Lord Starchbottom. I will credit the names of the artists in the tags. This incredible show with incredible characters and an incredible voice cast will always, always, ALWAYS have a super special place in my heart. As you can see, the first piece of fanart here has Grumpster and Doc, obviously, and the second and third drawings have Sneezy and Sleepy and the fourth drawing has Bashful and Queen Delightful. One of my OT3s for The 7D is Bashful, Delightful, and Starchy where there is, of course, a love triangle over who Queen D loves more. For my Wattpad stories, I used to make it where she ends up with Bashful, but then I decided to make it where Starchy is the one for her and Bashful ends up with my OC, Empathy, after she wishes for herself to be 21. One thing that I have in mind for Expected The Unexpected, the current Jollywood 10 fanfic I'm working on that I have a really hard time writing, I am thinking of making it where maybe Empathy wishes that she was 21 when she first met my precious dwarfskies because it is weird that she was only 15, soon to be 16, when they met and I don't want Bashful to be known as a pedophile for him being in his early 30s having a crush on someone who was underage before she wished for herself to actually be a young adult. In Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Snow White was fucking 14 when Bashful had a crush on her and when she married the prince.

Edit: I changed up my stories and made it where Empathy was 20 when she met the dwarves and she turns 21 a couple months later, just to make things less weird about her relationship with Bashful.

[peachysnzs]

genshin snz headcanons

i caved here are literally All my genshin snz headcanons cause im thinkin so hard rn

albedo

def sneezes in fits but tries to stifle whenever possible

uses his elbow most of the time, but sometimes when hes especially deep in a fit he ends up just sneezing desperately in the air

quiet and breathy

tries to make his sneezes as discrete as possible but the further in fits he gets, the more desperate his sneezes sound

every time he has a buildup to a sneeze, he kinda just shudders leadin up to it yknow

he always tries to be cautious and not get anyone sick when he is sick bless him

ok this fucker inhabits an ice mountain theres no way he doesnt get at least a *couple* colds

mona

sneezes in likes twos, threes

this is so unoriginal bcs hydro vision but like her sneezes are def at least a bit wet-sounding

uses tissues when avaliable, but if not she just kinda turns to the side

loud and high-pitched

she sneezes relatively suddenly and it takes her by surprise sometimes

tbh mona feels like somebody who’d have allergies and being all sniffly and miserable looking and still try to deny that shes allergic to anything and that youre stupid for thinking so. very tsundere.

speaking of sniffly her nose probably just constantly runs like a tap when shes sick

she wouldnt even try to keep her germs to herself and would be disgusted at sick ppl even if she was the one to get you sick

hu tao

literally almost never sneezes* but when she does its singles

uses her elbow and covers her mouth, ty hu tao for being a good snz role model

kinda low and naturally soft

long ass fucking buildups! her nose just kinda itches for a whole two minutes and her breath wavers before she sneezes quickly

so for the asterisk * i kinda lied, she sneezes up a storm only when sick, she has kinda a subpar immune systme so whenever shes sick she just is stuck with sneezng consistently through the whole day til shes dizzy

jean

also sneezes in singles, occasional doubles

alternates between using hankerchiefs if avaliable or just her elbow

i feel like jean is the type of person to like excuse herself right before succumbing to a fit

small sneezes, decently graceful

i feel like shed had a dust allergy honestly

jean literally will not take sick days even when she has awful colds, and while she tries not to get ppl sick she does a kinda awful job at it

amber

two to four usually

elbow once again, but sometimes when shes gliding she cant really use her arms so she just sneezes in the air

squeaky def, high pitched

she def has hayfever and one day opens her glider and its just covered in pollen

no build ups to her sneeze, just a sharp inhale and then the snz

eula

we already saw her snz so

either single sneezes or long ass fits, no inbetween

sneezes into her gloves, but when her sneezes start to get messy she switches to a hankerchief

breathy and feminine

cyro characters get colds cause i say so

no fr tho eula just miserable w a cold and just constantly having to duck foward and sneeze into her gloves

half of her cold is her denying shes sick even when she looks absolutely horrible and the other half is complaining about how miserable she feels and demanding people to do things for her

childe

doubles usually

he sneezes into the air or in his hands this fucker would never sneeze in his elbow

messy and desperate

long! ass! fucking! buildups! he tries to hide the hitching with his builds ups but hes not at all good at it

his sneezes get so much messier the sicker he is, until hes practically just dripping

dont be decieved by the way he hides being sick, he desperately craves being coddled whenever hes sick because of his home life

suprisingly good at caretaking

diluc

triples and quadruples i feel like

elbow primarily, but sometimes uses tissues

loud and rough

he tries so hard to hide his allergies but it never works because his sneezes are always so loud

fuck it give him all the allergies

his voice gets stuffy so quickly when even in like a five foot vicinity of flowers, and his nose itches so much to the point where it feels like hes just constantly building up to another sneeze

has probably sneezed on someones drink at least once while he had a cold

kaeya

almost only fits and he fucking hates it

he usually pinches his nose to stifle but if he cant manage he either quickly goes for the elbow or just ducks his head down and sneezes towards the floor

shaky and itchy-sounding if that makes sense

yknow that little gasp people do sometimes before sneezing i feel like hed do that

never takes sick days unless forced to by jean or diluc, and ends up shambling through his daily tasks shaky and feverish and sneezy

he tries to stifle but it really does not work

rosaria

singles, and if u catch her sneezing she’ll probably make you swear to silence

literally just in the elbow

honestly i feel like shed sneeze like a kitten, or just really high and femme

she sees being sick/allergic as a sign of weakness so fights sneezing very hard. like u can see the visible effort she makes pinching her nose and shit after her breath hitches even once

also one of those dumbasses that stifle way too much and doesnt take sickdays

ningguang

doubles unless shes allergic, then its fits

she has a fancy ass lace hankerchief she carries w her speficially for snzs to look ‘proper’

she forces her sneezes to be elegant, sneezing naturally is loud tho

small buildups but v audible breaths building up to a sneeze

she has a good immune system but when she does get sick she gets it bad and tries to cover up her flushed face and red nose with makeup

without people around her she just lets herself be miserable while sneezes, lettting out small little “..guh...” after a particularly bad fit

beidou

doubles or triples

beidou would also like never use her elbow, shed sneeze in her fist even if the sneeze is messy as hell

loud and proud of it

look all im saying is beidou is a walking health hazard whenever sick, she doesnt try at all to keep colds to herself and can and wil sneeze into her hand only to shake yours seconds later 

no buildups, just sudden sneezes that scare the shit out of people tho

very very fucking messy

half the time does not care if shes sick, she doesnt really feel like she needs to take sick days because she doesnt feel that bad and stuff like that

lisa

singles and occasional doubles

she keeps tissues on her and uses them relatively often

delicate and proper

the idea of lisa having a dust allergy is just everything to me, like she blows off dust from a book and ends up stuck for a few minutes with her nostrils flaring until she finally sneezes desperately into a tissue

rarely gets sick, but when she does milks the hell out of it to be as lazy as possible. like “oh im feeling so awful rn, maybe a kiss will make me feel better?~”

venti

fits fits fits

hands or elbows, really depends on how hard the sneeze hits him

decently loud and a bit high pitched

look venti is an anemo god all im saying is when he sneezes the wind picks up, and when he has fits its enough to push you over

to remedy this he just avoids everyone when sick and avoids cats with a a passion

buildups are very breathy and desperate

his nose runs so much near cats and he makes a godddamn mess of himself the longer hes around them

cats absolutely love him regardless

xiao

he gets fits only bcs i say so

literally either just the air or his hands because nobody ever taught him that he should like cover his mouth properly when sneezing

quiet but messy

the idea of xiao w just torturuous buildups does something for me. he’ll be stuck there w his breath hitching and hazy eyes for like a whole minute before he finally just ducks into his hand and makes a mess of himself

he does not understand being sick and absolutely hates it when he does get sick, 100% tries to power through it and ends up a fucking mess by the end of the day

his sneezes get stuck so often

his nose gets so fucking flushed and twitchy after a while of sneezing

ganyu

doubles or triples

sneezes in her elbow most of the time

soft and low

when she gets sick she gets so sleepy, her sneezes just kinda draw all the energy outta her and she usually ends up taking a nap

shes allergic to dogs too bcs why not

she doesnt want to bother people when sick or get them sick too so she usually takes copious sickdays until shes absolutely certain that she cant get anyone sick

zhongli

triples literally always for some reason

either into his fist or into a hankerchief

low and masculine, a bit loud

doing the same god shtick with him, the floor tends to shake whenever he gets particularly sneezy and stuff on cupboards can and will fall over when in the vicinity

no buildups really, hell just be in the middle of talking and then he blinks a bit and then sneezes roughly

he doesnt really take sick days but he doesnt really deny hes sick either, just kinda tries to get through the day despite feeling awful