#snape and mcgonagall brotp

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Portrait Severus Snape not giving HALF a fuck. He's pissed of being back in the castle and now holds a new grudge against Harry because he insisted on getting him a portrait as every other headmaster. So he uses that as his revenge and WON'T hold a secret even if his frame was on fire. He's done with secrets.

He goes to the staff meeting room and when Minerva can't find her biscuits he simply clears his throat and: "Horace ate them yesterday."

Sherry gone? "Sybill's been awfully quiet."

Minerva can't find very important papers on the school because Albus had the worst filing system in history and he's never there when she needs him. If he is there, then he gives her half answers that sound like riddles. "Honestly, Minerva, Argus will finally ask Irma on a date and hell will freeze before Albus dares to say anything straight." He stops, then snorts. "Albus and straight on the same sentence."

"You are happy with so little. And not helpful at all."

"Leave a dead man live in peace," he says, dramatically.

Minerva wants to put his frame down but she would miss the gossip and Severus is the only other person (portrait) that is still done with Albus and is not afraid of saying it, besides her.

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BFF👯‍♀️🕺 Chess game in headmaster's office.

Art request for Severus’ birthday: Post-war Severus' portrait hanging in the headmaster's office

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Albus: We all have our demons.

Minerva, grabbing Severus: This one’s mine!

[snapeingturtle]

Severus: I'm playing a drinking game. It's called everytime I feel depressed about something, I take a drink.

Minerva: That's already a game. It's called alcoholism.

Dumbledore: I remember the first few drinks, and um, after that the night's just bits and pieces

[cannotspellz]

AHHHHHHH

And so it begins XD A new little sketched series. Don't get any weird idea, Severus and Minerva are just FRIENDS, I’m following the fanfiction's scene where she is giving him company during one of his many lonely Christmas.

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For the Snape Ask Game:

Can I ask your opinion on: 26, 35, 46, and 50?

26. What genre do you think Snape preferred to read?

He loves murder mysteries, thrillers, true crime, anything dark and spooky!

35. Snapey BROTPs?

Canon answer: I love his friendship with McGonagall and the fanon-agreed fact that they have tea together and bitch about everyone else

Soul of Ice answer: Abbie of course, they are besties and will continue to be so into ripe old age 🥲

46. Which of the Marauders do you think Snape could have gotten along with?

Lupin definitely. They both have a passion for learning and could have been great study buddies if Lupin hadn’t aligned himself with James. Snape wouldn’t have judged him for being a werewolf and probably would have found it fascinating.

50. Had Snape lived, would he continue teaching at Hogwarts?

Definitely not, man is out of there as soon as he can. At first he might not know what to do with himself having been a spy for so long, but I think eventually he’d find some peace and invest himself in being an academic and just discovering who he is outside of his self-imposed punishment.

(And, of course, he marries Sephy and absolutely throws himself into being a dad to the twins 🥲)

[bigbunchofdunderheads]

Umbridge: Insults Snape

Snape: Minerva, a little help?

McGonagall: Hisses at Umbridge without looking up from her food.

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Underrated subplot of the HP books is McGonagall and Snape’s low key quidditch rivalry, like tell me that they are totally not betting money on every single match of the year.

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A few thoughts on Snape, Slughorn (and a bit of James and Fleamont Potter).

Imagine young Severus Snape who loves magic, because we know that, Snape loves magic so much he creates new spells as a teenager, a Snape whose biggest desire is to leave his home to go to Hogwarts and learn and find his place in the world. A Snape that loves every class but has a little special place in his heart for potions because you don't need a wand!

Potion ingredients are expensive and rare, sure, and Snape's family is quite poor. Still, his mother makes him drink simple potions when he's feeling ill so maybe she has a little emergency stash (I imagine as a first aid kit) and he consoles himself with the thought that during the holidays he will be able to practice potions at home (with Lily, too!)

Imagine Snape hearing about the Slug Club. A club for the best potions students with promising future careers, the perfect place to make connections for the future! And Snape WILL be the best potions student! He'll work harder than anyone, because if he gets to the club, if Slughorn notices him, then he would have some money, help his mum and be free of Spinner's End forever… only, Slughorn doesn't notice.

Slughorn, Severus discovers, can be a wizard with quite a lot of knowledge, but he only has eyes for promising students with a bright future… that are already well-connected. Or those that are charming enough to overcome that barrier with their personality and abilities. Like Lily, she doesn't have any previous connection to the wizarding world, but she's the brightest, and everybody loves her (he loves her, too, but they haven't talked about that). It doesn't matter that Severus is the best in class, Slughorn simply… passes beside him. He doesn't notice, or if he notices, it doesn't matter. Slughorn doesn't see a bright future for him… but he does for people like James Potter.

JAMES POTTER! Who doesn't know the difference between monkshood and wolfsbane (they are the same plant!) and can barely be awake during potions class but -and this is the worst part- has a father that's one of the most renowned potioneers from their time. And that is something Snape abhors because he admires Fleamont Potter SO MUCH. What aspiring potioneer doesn't? Although known mostly by Sleekeazy, his contributions to the field of potion-making are immense, especially with regard to the renewal in the handling of certain ingredients.

James Potter may be the best student in McGonagall's class, but he does not deserve an invitation to the Slug Club. Snape would say it, but evidently, Slughorn doesn't care to listen to anything that he has to say. He eventually gets an invitation and joins Lily (James Potter doesn't get a renewal in his, that's divine justice or something). Even older -and annoyingly posher- students notice his abilities and begin to invite him to their reunions.

He hates that James Potter torments him because every year he can see THE Fleamont Potter in the flesh waving his son goodbye and every year his hands are sweaty because he only wants to ask him for an autograph and maybe have a little chat, but Snape would NEVER let James Potter know he admires his father. He and Black would never let it go. -He is also a tad jealous because Fleamont Potter seems like a super nice dad, he seems proud of his son and, well… let's not talk about Severus' dad, suffice it to say that he didn't take Severus to King's Cross, not even once.-

Snape is not particularly happy about obtaining the Potion Master position at Hogwarts. Those are dark days of regret, but he finds a bit of enjoyment in changing all the curriculum Slughorn left. He makes students follow his own instructions and not outdated books and even changes the location of the ingredients just out of spite. He has a lot of that.

When Snape finally gets the DADA post, he only enjoys it for a week before Albus informs him that Slughorn will be back. Slughorn, who changes everything back and is using outdated books AGAIN. Slughorn, who is "oh so much better than Snape" (according to the students) and "haven't you heard? he has a club for promising students, that's a great advance in our future career" (according to more naive students).

There is no doubt in my mind that Snape despised Slughorn. He probably complained to McGonagall about him as much as McGonagall complained about Umbridge the year before.

As always, excuse any mistakes, English is not my language and I don't check these silly posts.

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Art request for Severus’ birthday: Severus getting a drawn picture by little Harry with Minerva smiling in the back.

Hogwarts staffs adopted Harry AU

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Snape asks

1. Do you have a snOTP? What is it?

Snily & Snape X reader from Broken Silnece.

2. What do you think is Snape's favourite colour and why?

Black & answer is obvious.

3. Which Disney character, according to you is most like Snape?

Scar from Lion King.

4. Do you think Snape remained a virgin?

No. That man loved Lily but if you don't have sex for your entire life, hormones + added stress he experienced could kill you. Not joking.

5. Do you think Snape ever loved anyone other than Lily, romantically or platonically?

Yes. I don't hc him as a loser with no friends. We know that Snape was fond of Malfoys.

6. If Snape learnt another language, which would he choose?

Latin DUHHH.

7. Which staff member do you think gets along well with Snape?

McGonagall.

8. If you had to assign Snape to a house, which one would it be?

Slytherin.

9. What are your personal headcanons on Snape's diet and favourite foods?

I think he has a bad habit of not eating, not that he doesn't want to but he forgets bc he's stupid and used to it. He has a sweet tooth and I won't hear any disagreement on this.

10. Do you think Snape's character has changed the way you think/feel about others?

Yes.

11. Your favourite scenes with book/movie! Snape?

The one where he embarrasses the shit out of Lockhart. And also in cos when he's possessive of his job. Mf is so funny.

12. If you had to chose a Golden trio era student to be Snape's friend, who would it be and why?

LUNA!!!!!!

13. Do you think Alan Rickman contributed to your love for Snape?

Well, no. I loved the book Snape at the age of 6. Even if Alan is my favourite actor I only heard him playing Snape at the age of 11.. So.

14. What do you think is Snape's favourite potion to prepare?

Felix Felixis ?

15. If Snape had any free time, how do you think he would spend it?

Reading, brewing and sometimes smoking.

16. Were you ever a Snater? How and when did you become a Snover?

NEVER. I'VE BEEN DEFENDING THAT MAN SINCE FOREVER. I'VE LOST SHIT WHILE DEFENDING HIM!

17. Do you think Snape was unhappy even after joining the DEs?

Yes. It wasn't something he wanted and the guilt of losing Lily would be a lot too.

18. Your favourite physical feature of Snape?

His nose. So beautiful.

19. According to you, what is Snape's biggest flaw?

Being dead.

20. Why do you love Snape so much?

I relate to him.

21. What particular memory do you think Snape used to conjure his patronus?

Unpopular opinion but he used the memory of Eileen I'm sure. Yes, it could be Lily too. But something about him and Eileen...

22. Do you think Lily was a good friend to Severus?

No.

23. What do you think Snape wore under his robes?

White shirt, black trousers and black pants (pants in British sense).

24. Do you think Snape ever self-harmed?

Mhm.

25. Is there any other character you love as much as Snape? Do you think they'll get along?

As much as I love all of my comfort characters, nobody compares to him

26. What genre do you think Snape preferred to read?

Classics, mystery, dark romance in a mysterious and tragic way.

27. Do you think Snape was close to his mother?

YES. THAT'S HIS MAMA IDC.

28. Do you think you'd like being taught by Snape?

Yes. I've dealt with a teacher like him and I'm his fav so.

29. How do you headcanon Snape's bedroom would look like?

The way it's described in BS tbh.

30. If you could give young Snape any advice, what would it be?

M word marauders.

31. Do you think Snape had any mental illnesses? Which ones and why?

Bipolar disorder, PTSD.

32. If you could change Snape's middle name to be something other than Tobias what would you choose?

Umm idk.

33. Top 3 songs you think will show up in Snape's most played?

If I speak...

34. Do you have any Snape NOTPs?

Any Snape x marauders and students (from hp books) tbh.

35. Snapey BROTPs?

Narcissa & Severus. Lucius & Severus. Charity, Aurora & Severus.

36. Did Snape get sick often? Your headcanons for when he was sick?

I think despite his awful ways of taking care of himself he had a strong immune system so... He didn't get sick easily and if he did Poppy used to make him drink soups and shit.

37. Snape didn't pay attention to his physical appearance, but if you had to choose a part he would take care of, which would it be?

His beard ?

38. Which type of weather does Snape prefer?

Gloomy. Not rainy, nor sunny, nor windy or snowy. Just gloomy with dark clouds and slow breeze.

39. How do you think Snape spent his early childhood days?

... I've thought and none of them are pleasant or happy so.

40. Other than Lily, who do you think impacted Snape's life the most?

Eileen. Dumbledore also, I know we hate him still

41. Is there a side to Snape that he hasn't let anyone see? What do you headcanon this "secret personality" to be like?

Soft side obviously.

42. Do you think Snape cried often?

No.

43. What's your favourite headcanon about Snape? Is there a movie/song/book that reminds you of Snape?

Pride & Prejudice. Wuthering Heights also.

44. What mode of magical travel would suit Snape the best?

Dunno tbh.

45. Your opinion on Snape's sexuality?

Bi.

46. Which of the Marauders do you think Snape could have gotten along with?

N O N E.

47. How many points do you think Snape would've

awarded during his career?

Most to Slytherins ig.

48. Did you feel Snape was the "good guy" even before the reveal?

Yes.

49. Do you prefer tall!Snape or short! Snape?

Tall, I'm not stupid.

50. Had Snape lived, would he continue teaching at Hogwarts?

Hell no.

Snape asks

Do you have a snOTP? What is it?

What do you think is Snape's favourite colour and why?

Which Disney character, according to you is most like Snape?

Do you think Snape remained a virgin?

Do you think Snape ever loved anyone other than Lily, romantically or platonically?

If Snape learnt another language, which would he choose?

Which staff member do you think gets along well with Snape?

If you had to assign Snape to a house, which one would it be?

What are your personal headcanons on Snape's diet and favourite foods?

Do you think Snape's character has changed the way you think/feel about others?

Your favourite scenes with book/movie!Snape?

If you had to chose a Golden trio era student to be Snape's friend, who would it be and why?

Do you think Alan Rickman contributed to your love for Snape?

What do you think is Snape's favourite potion to prepare?

If Snape had any free time, how do you think he would spend it?

Were you ever a Snater? How and when did you become a Snover?

Do you think Snape was unhappy even after joining the DEs?

Your favourite physical feature of Snape?

According to you, what is Snape's biggest flaw?

Why do you love Snape so much?

What particular memory do you think Snape used to conjure his patronus?

Do you think Lily was a good friend to Severus?

What do you think Snape wore under his robes?

Do you think Snape ever self-harmed?

Is there any other character you love as much as Snape? Do you think they'll get along?

What genre do you think Snape preferred to read?

Do you think Snape was close to his mother?

Do you think you'd like being taught by Snape?

How do you headcanon Snape's bedroom would look like?

If you could give young Snape any advice, what would it be?

Do you think Snape had any mental illnesses? Which ones and why?

If you could change Snape's middle name to be something other than Tobias what would you choose?

Top 3 songs you think will show up in Snape's most played?

Do you have any Snape NOTPs?

Snapey BROTPs?

Did Snape get sick often? Your headcanons for when he was sick?

Snape didn't pay attention to his physical appearance, but if you had to choose a part he would take care of, which would it be?

Which type of weather does Snape prefer?

How do you think Snape spent his early childhood days?

Other than Lily, who do you think impacted Snape's life the most?

Is there a side to Snape that he hasn't let anyone see? What do you headcanon this "secret personality" to be like?

Do you think Snape cried often?

What's your favourite headcanon about Snape? Is there a movie/song/book that reminds you of Snape?

What mode of magical travel would suit Snape the best?

Your opinion on Snape's sexuality?

Which of the Marauders do you think Snape could have gotten along with?

How many points do you think Snape would've awarded during his career?

Did you feel Snape was the "good guy" even before the reveal?

Do you prefer tall!Snape or short!Snape?

Had Snape lived, would he continue teaching at Hogwarts?

Reblog and let your followers ask more about how you think of Snape :3

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Severus: You read my diary?

Minerva: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

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McGonagall: Did you have breakfast today?

Snape: Of course

McGonagall: What did you have?

Snape: Oh, just a salad

McGonagall: A salad?

Snape: A grape salad

McGonagall: ...

Snape: A liquid grape salad

McGonagall: Severus...

Snape: Wine. It was wine.

[ershebet]

kittens

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I saw THIS and immediately thought of these two. 

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Found on Ebay: THE item for Minerva & Severus friendship lovers! Actual figurines for sale!!! This is so cute. I wonder what scene the artist took it from or whether it stemmed from their imagination. (And in general, Ebay is full of very lovely and unique items for Snape fans apart from official merchandise, worth a look.)

Look at that @mmad-lover @professorss19 😳😍