#smooch that snake

[again-and-then]

How’s about another round of headcanons? This time Emily and/or Sir Pentious?

color me curious, I haven't had too many thoughts about them. I really ought to draw them at some point. one thing at a time.

Emily:

Don't let her cuddly demeanor fool you, as a Seraphim, Emily is technically in the same power category as Lucifer and Sera... she's just never had to use that power for violence and hopes she never has to. She honestly wouldn't know what to do in a fight anyway. Still, she is fully capable of feats such as using magic to bless items, create entire structures out of thin air, appear in multiple places at once and all other kinds of miracles. makes her really, really good at managing all her responsibilities and the many needs of the mortals of Heaven.

Much like the Exorcists, Emily is an angel with an innate purpose given to her upon her creation. God created her to care for the mortal souls and keep them happy, a task she takes to with great gusto. Naturally cheerful and deeply empathetic, she is also a lot smarter than her goofy nature might imply. To help her better understand mortals, she is very easily able to take in and understand information. She knows just about every single language spoken in Heaven, knows the ways and customs of dozens of cultures, and can pick up a base understanding of any topic with minimal study as it helps her relate to the unique interests of the many souls she works with.

she very much laments her ignorance of the suffering of Sinners, she always knew that Hell was not a happy place but... it was where bad people went and she's known enough good people who were hurt by bad people to understand that punishment isn't an unreasonable idea... but hundreds of years of genocide? Nobody deserves that! Especially now that they can be redeemed.

Emily did... not enjoy her trip to Hell. The Hotel was nice and Charlie's friends were great but god, its so messy and there is puke and blood everywhere and she is definitely traumatized by what she saw happen to Lute. If she ever goes back, she will probably stay in the Embassy this time, no offense... Hell is Hellish.

Aside from having to work through stacks of official name change requests, Emily is surprisingly having a pretty good time working with the Exorcists. There was something of an adjustment period but the Exorcists have really taken to their new jobs and Glory has been a big help. Emily has found that once you get past their violent tendencies, a lot of the Exorcists are really nice and have been pretty welcoming. Still, she really ought to get around to finding them a new commander... but she has been pretty busy, it can probably wait a bit longer.

Emily has never dated, but she is ... curious. she's seen mortals falling in love again and again across lifetimes and thinks its one of the most beautiful things in creation. unfortunately, most of the Heavenly court either still thinks of her as a child or is too afraid of Sera to approach Emily with romantic intent. She has considered trying to flirt with mortals but fears it would become a conflict of interest with her purpose. Maybe she will get lucky and get swept off her feet by some brave guy... or girl.

Sir Pentious

I have touched on Sir Pentious being a war profiteer in life. He created and supplies many weapons to England and her allies throughout his life. While he never saw battle, he was often asked to consult on various battle plans and strategies which is how he developed the tactical skill for giving orders in combat that he display in the finale. Sir Pentious, Vaggie, and Alastor were the primary contributors to the battle plan.

As a surprise to both himself and Emily, Sir Pentious has retained his 'offensive' abilities despite his transition to Heaven, namely his poisonous bite and talent for light hypnosis. Emily is still rather new to the idea of even needing offensive abilities and has never really given thought to if other mortal souls in Heaven even have the same kinds of powers that sinners do. Food for thought.

One of his greatest regrets in life was that he was desperately lonely. He had few friends and only a few fleeting attempts at romantic engagements. He was often too focused on his work to give his attention to those around him and it drove people away, but being lonely only made him dive deeper into his work. Making his Egg Bois was merely a desperate attempt to alleviate his isolation but they never filled the void of true companionship. (he still cared about them, but more like pets than people, they are soulless afterall). this was why he was happy to put his life on the line and died without regrets, because his time at the hotel gave him the sense of companionship and community he craved all his life.

He isn't particularly... proud of this but his romantic interest in Cherri Bomb actually started because he was spying on her. He had thought her yet another ruffian trying to steal the territory he had claimed, until he used one of his spy machines and witnessed Cherri's habit of (surprisingly competently) re-engineering pieces of his broken tech and using it to design her own weapons. in the early days he would even occasionally drop pieces of equip he knew she would be able to make good use of to further observe her technical skill. what started as a mild fascination quickly turned to admiration and eventually adoration, not that he knew how to express that. He rather looked forward to their fights and banter, even if it often left him with bruises.

before anyone of you degenerate scoundrels think of anything untowards, he absolutely never used his spying equipment for lewd purposes. Sir Pentious is the definition of a gentleman and would never dare to do such a thing.

[tired-all-the-time22]

Noo Daniel don’t mess with your high school bully by flirting with him as his celebrity crush‼️‼️ Noo Daniel it’s morally and ethically dubious and you’re going to catch feelings‼️‼️ Daniel‼️‼️

[lemon-wedges]

When your beautiful wife makes his Special Anime Beef Stroganoff™

[basiatlu]

Day 17: Ritual

I did this in 2 1/2 hrs — I’m a smidge proud.

[iloveacronix]

WAIT YO VERMILLIONTECH DUO?? like machia and borg?? awesome!!!!! :DDDD

i loveeeee the heavy metal machia short so much. machia and borg are both so cool

YESSSSS I LOVE THEM WITH ALL MY HEART THEY LIVE RENT FREE IN MY BRAIN. THE HEAVY METAL SHORT WAS ACTUALLY WHAT GOT ME INTO MAKING THEIR DUO IN THE FIRST PLACE(something like that). Also both are one of my favorite characters; it makes sense for me to pair them up and make them friends.😭😭

[winniefrezcomics]

Some Christmas-y Devil and Dice!

Also this silly doodle comic I thought was really funny at three am

[tesscourtes]

happy new year! what better way to kick it off than drawing two dudes kissing in the rain? :)

Punk!Mantis concept belongs to @glostudios ♥️

[killerchickadee]

Guess what?

Keefe is here

To give you smooches.

[minophus]

see i dont think the minos tentacle-void is a canon thing as fun of an idea it is..BUT! I think it'd be the funniest thing ever if sisyphus fucking hated it

[tinydragontime]

Smoochagram 139

Hig n Cyph n Hig again! 2020 Art (c) myself Higaku and Melio (c) https://www.furaffinity.net/user/higaku/ Cypher (c) https://www.furaffinity.net/user/~cypher~

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[joyousgeekeryart]

Hoping this doesn’t get nuked for having a mouse bum on it, but I’ll take the risk. LoL this has been sitting on my tablet for almost a year, and you guys really did love that other piece with them so much it seemed a crime not to put this up for y’all as well.

[liamrrys]

now hear me out on this

[definitelynotshouting]

So, I forgot which post it was, but I’m pretty sure at some point you mentioned hunger!grian sheds. As someone with a pet snake, I wanted to volunteer the following angst potential information.

As you can see below, when a reptile sheds it’s eyecaps also come off, this means that they go through a “blue” period, where they have reduced vision and are very stressed, as they are extremely vulnerable to predators.

This would probably be doubly stressful for any currently-starving cross-dimensional parasites who happen to have tons of eyes.

Hypothetically of course

HELLO,,, OH MY GODS A BABY IN MY INBOX...... i ultimately decided hunger!grian doesnt actually shed since he's not really a centipede even though he sorta resembles one, but this is such cool information and i love snakes so i am looking SO hard right now. Your creature is beautiful and i love them very much i hope you both are having an excellent day, i am going to tuck this information away for any funky projects i come up with in the future!!!!

[vampdcon]

Ghidorah is my kaiju blorbo UwU

So cute. Rodan too, ngl.

[jamearts]

Commission for cherylthehunter72 feat. jakethenerdyfox Kissing naga! They won't let you escape from their grasp, no matter how hard you try! Axel © cherylthehunter72 Jake © jakethenerdyfox If you're reading this, support me on Ko-fi if you want <3 https://ko-fi.com/jamearts

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[lyekisses]

idk how to explain it but this is possibly one of his milfiest looks