#LET THE SNAKE BOYS SMOOCH A LIL ;)

[melkior]

Gwyndolin and Messmer in the same game….? Maybe they can kiss…? 👀

[okk--maaan]

RONNIE??? WEEK???? BLESS YOU DEJA Anyways I’m thinkin’ Star Wars, so I would love to hear about surprising Ronnie with a cozy movie marathon at home after he’s had a difficult week at work. Much love to you xx

Hi E! Remember this?? Lmao I’m so sorry it took so long. But! I am way happier with this than the original version! So I hope you enjoy 😘

WC: ~1.3k

CW: lovin Ronnie hours, sensual food because it’s lovin Ronnie hours, lil bit of dirty talk

It is finally Friday night and Ronnie is so glad for it. Another long week of long hours in the books. He had spent more time at the station than anywhere else. Had been looking at paperwork more than anything else. More than your pretty face, which he very much preferred. But now he’s driving home - home to you, his favorite person in the world. Man he can’t wait to see you. Can’t wait to kiss and hug you. He knows you’re waiting up for him, probably watching TV or reading a book. He wonders what’s for dinner. Did you cook? Maybe you made cookies. You usually did that for him on Fridays, always knowing that he could use the pick-me-up. He can’t help but smile at the thought while the oldies country station plays on the radio in the background.

When he pulls into the driveway, he lets out a big content sigh, so ready to get out of his uniform, change into comfy PJs, and not leave the house for a couple days. The jingle of his keys in the front door is a warm welcomed sound for both him and you. You instantly perk up, a giddy sort of anticipation bubbling in your chest. You’re always just as excited to see him in the evenings. People always joke that you two are like little puppies when you haven’t seen each other for a while. All over each other with happy faces and waggly butts.

Relief washes over Ronnie when he finally opens the door and sees you there, right where he thought you would be. And yes, the house is full of the smell of something freshly baked. You bounce to your feet to greet him, waggly butt and all.

“Hi Pumpkin. I missed you,” he says as he holds your face between his massive hands, squishing your cheeks a bit. He plants a gentle kiss to your waiting lips, only releasing you once he feels he’s had his fill for the time being.

“How was your day?” you ask. His expression drops slightly at the mention of work.

He responds with, “Fine.”

“Do you want to talk about it?”

How were you always so sweet? Always so concerned about him? But he really just wanted to forget about his hell of a week.

“No. I don’t want to talk about work. I’d much rather talk about you,” he smirks as he moves in for another smooch. This time he deepens it, draws it out, letting his tongue explore your lips, your tongue, your teeth. He steps in closer to press his body to you. And you know where he’s going with this.

You wriggle your way out of his grasp, push him at arm's length, “Hold on there big boy. None of that yet.” His hazy lust filled gaze instantly turns to a pout. You giggle and tuck some loose hair behind one of his cute ears, “I have plans for you first. Why don’t you go take a shower? Then I’ll meet you back down here on the couch?” Part of him wants to grumble and protest, but he knows whatever you have in mind will be great. Any and everything he gets to do with you is great. So he sets his shoulders and makes his way upstairs to do what you requested. But before he gets too far, you grab his wrist and pull him back for another quick kiss and a dismissive pat on the ass.

With Ronnie out of site, you get to work turning the living room into a cozy oasis. You pull out extra blankets and pillows and pile them on the couch. From the kitchen, you bring cartons of veggie lo mein and bags of eggrolls, and a plate stacked high with Ronnie’s favorite chocolate chip cookies.

Then, the real surprise.

You lug out the relics of the past you’ve had stashed away for the last week, exactly for this occasion -- a very heavy VCR and a pristine 1997 Star Wars Original Trilogy Special Edition Box Set. You’re really glad you just happened to stop by that closing thrift store.

Once the VCR is successfully set up -- red plug, yellow plug, white plug, does the white plug even do anything? -- and whirs to life, you arrange the food and the tapes nice and pretty on the coffee table. Just in time for Ronnie to come lumbering back down the stairs, of course in his Star Wars pajama pants. A big goofy smile spreads across his face and his eyes absolutely light up at the sight.

“Pumpkin, what is all this?”

“I told you I had plans for you,” you say with a wink.

You pop in the first movie, then fall back into the mound of cushions and covers, patting the spot next to you. He feels like he can’t get to you fast enough, can’t pull you close enough. His mouth is already watering at the thought of the food in front of him - and you. But as hungry as he is, he can’t believe you found this set, and he says as much.

“Luck, I guess,” you shrug.

He wraps both arms around your middle, covers your face and neck in adoring little kisses. “Thank you, Pumpkin. I love it. I love you,” he murmurs into your skin.

You giggle and card your fingers through his hair, “I love you too, Ronnie. Now, are we actually going to watch these movies? Or did I just set up that stupid machine for nothing?”

With a laugh of his own, he pulls away from where he’s made a home in the crook of your neck, adjusting his glasses in the process, allowing you to press play on the remote.

You’re not even ten minutes into A New Hope when he starts getting all handsy. His fingers skim the flesh of your thigh, inching closer to the apex. His other hand gropes at handfuls of your ass. You try to focus on the TV, but out of the corner of your eye, you can see his cock already starting to fill out beneath the soft flannel.

You tsk at him, “Ronnie, you haven’t even touched your dinner yet.”

He gives you a cheeky grin, “I’m touching my dinner right now.”

But you just roll your eyes and reach for an eggroll. “Here,” you whisper as you hold it up to his mouth. “Eat.”

Raising an eyebrow at you, he wraps his plump lips around the roll, takes a bite, never breaking your gaze. He hums in appreciation as he chews, before swallowing and taking the eggroll from your hand. He returns the favor, letting you taste the cabbage and carrots inside. You moan around the veggies, purely for his benefit. His cock twitches in response as more blood rushes to it.

You think he’s going to continue feeding you the eggroll, but instead he sets it back on the table and goes for a box of lo mein. He pulls the flaps open and reaches in with his thumb, forefinger, and middle finger. He offers you a few noodles, which you slurp from his hand, making sure to linger on his fat fingers.

“Fuck,” he breathes as you look up at him through your lashes, tongue swirling around his digits, lips sucking off the sauce.

A hand of your own snakes up to palm at his now fully hard dick. He groans at the new touch added to the sensation of you dragging the flat of your tongue across his fingers one last time before pulling off.

You lick your lips and husk, “Do you want me to suck your cock, Ronnie?”

“Oh fuck. Yes please, Pumpkin,” he nods quickly.

“Okay,” you smirk as you lower yourself towards his lap. “But only if it’s not gonna distract you from the movie.”

[lunartearrose]

Because i can't decide on what else to do: headcanons

Some assassination classroom headcanons about Gakushu, Karma, and Nagisa within the seven year gap. Or it all can be taken as just in general stuff because heck, it probably counts for other parts of their lives. Here we go!

For Gakushu:

-got addicted to coffee and now constantly has a mug of the stuff with him. He's got different mugs to keep variety.

-his highest amount of coffee cups per day is 15. But thats just on record its no quota

-rarely ever sleeps unless someone knocks him out or he has a sort of crash

-everyone refers to him as Asano, even himself. One could say he's kind of having issues with a problem of being unable to separate his own identity from his fam, but if you throw this in his face he'll deny it and be extremely conscious about it for a while.

-morning involve him getting out of bed, having a bagel or something and lying to his dad's face about getting enough sleep. Lets all face it: they both lie to eachother about sleep and just kind of keep it that way, neither wanting to bother to fix their issues enough to validly bring up the other's

-gakushu, if ever involved in a scheme where nagisa would usually be put in the dress, openly volunteer to both spare the boy and reason it as upstaging, specifically because either karma or rio said "nobody does it better than nagisa". He does it better because he's actually confident with the look, and nagisa was pretty grateful.

-he still group texts his big 5 pals

-can imitate voices crazily easily

-nagisa is helpful for asano. He helps him figure out his feelings and maybe reveals what emotions he tries to cover up.

-he at some point wonders how he would look with long hair and one summer, against his father's wishes, Gakushu grew it out. And due to his superhuman devil fam genes, it grew out pretty quick and shocked his class

-actually pretty impulsive when it comes down to things. Things got a little ugly when he tried to quit his addiction, and so karma had to be summoned to stop gakushu from, well, drinking pure caffiene he extracted from basically sciencing a bunch of coffee.

-expert at other people, fool when it comes to himself

-has heard stories and hates nagisa's mom. Zero trust

-supports nagisa and karma in things, tho usually subtly

Alright! On to Karma:

-prankster that can't resist doing what he thinks is funny, especially if it involves Asano

-tries to remember to call Asano by his first name as much as humanly possible. Though Gakushu is longer saying wise, its the guy's name.

-texting nagisa at any opportunity

-adores guys, adores guys in dresses, and just. Yeah he's gay keep scrolling

-visits good old E class to pick the lock and hang out in the empty rooms. Keeping desks clean, doodling on the chalkboard, all sorts of that stuff. He doesn't admit it, but he sometimes cries soley because he misses people

-karma is really emotional but does a good job at surpressing this when he needs to and generally acting chill all the time

-would throw hands with any enemy if they return, especially takaoka the friggin bastard

-and yes, be will put his pals in dresses. Anything that looks nice, yes

-catch him off guard and he still gets that full face blush

-throw hands with him he dares you

-if its a fun impulse he will let gakushu do it, and in fact, encourage it

-visits the guy through his lil balcony. Wants to visit nagisa but nagisa is far away and it makes him kinda sad

-apprehensive and embarassed at first, but yes, he shall dawn the dress one time. Gakushu and nagisa have bunches of pictures. The tables have been turned

-finds it fun when people get passionate over things - this is why he likes to fight gakushu in academics and the occasional spar if the guy wants.

-will call u cute in that certain tone he uses for people

-supports nagisa's haircut. Like hell yes!!! Nagisa is being himself!!!!

Now, finallyy, Nagisa:

-really just polishing his already perfect assassin skills

-paints his nails so they look shiny like snake scales, like that metallic green that shines to blue to purple in certain lights. Who said nail paint had to be a girly thing? Especially when it looks so cool

-still working on getting his mom to leave him alone and undo some of the damage she's left him with. Also uses his knowledge on how to cope to help Gakushu get past his sleeping habits and air out the bits of toxicity that remain between him and his father. Remember, if you get more sleep than your jerky father, you're better than him and winning

-will decline crossdress requests until further notice. He wants to be comfy with his own body and until he can get himself away from the thoughts of his past with his crappy mom that still bother him, no skirts.

-goes to therapy because he wants to get better and get past feelings he has trouble with letting go

-the afformentioned boys love his spooky faces and smiles

-will give a cheek smooch to close pals if they ask him. Cheek smooch is platonic in his eyes usually!

-he and kayano are gossip buds and often talk over feelings. She supports him and he does his best to do the same

-he wants to visit karma but... there is so much schoolwork.... hfkjgh

-also! Deathly afraid of growing apart from his friends, esp. Karma

- "asano please for the love of god take the dresses mom keeps sending me i dont want them burn them"

-if takaoka ever became a problem again things would probably escalate to bloodshed this time

-he is still the best assassin and can definitely sneak into wherever his classmates or even where asano starts work to visit them

-will give other pals nails the snake gradient paint job. Karma's will have a firey scale look and asano gets a cool purple to lightish red

-suggested the new hairdo karma has

-rlly honestly just cool and love his friends and supports them

Thats all i can think of for the moment! Hope y'all enjoy these. Ive been writing a fic featuring some of these so i hope you enjoy these until im finished w that💖

[justastraightupmess]

💘 p e r i s h.

where they first met and how

touma dropped his fkin burger and levi laughed his ass off at how distraught he seemed. then touma was like “doki doki” but in an art way and wanted him to be his muse, to which levi obviously said yes ://

how long their ‘flirting’ phase was before feelings got involved

Hmmmm, for levi it was a gradual thing. he’s fairly quick to catch feels, but the just rlly started getting more and more serious. it started off with, oh hes cute, then i wanna smooch his face, then i wanna date & fuck him.toUMA is still all. fkin touma i guess so ://// levi would like to know exACTLY how he feels for him immediately pls. 

who fell for who first ( if applicable )

Levi. definitely.

where their first date was and what it was like

Touma probably took Levi to some art exhibition and it was boring as shit for Levi but he was just happy to be there, Touma felt bad though and tries to pick better places in the future. 

who asks who out and how ( with a sign? spelled out on a cake? just a simple ‘will you go out with me’? )

lmao. Levi confessed his feelings bc he was acting like a jealous asshole and ruined Touma’s date so does that count??

who proposes first

I mean. It’d have to be Touma bc Levi refuses to be the one to propose he wants to be proposed to, only he’s dropping not at all subtle hints for like 6 months so. 

if they keep / kept their relationship secret or let everyone know right away

loooooool. hidden. very much hidden. 

where the proposal happens and how ( kiss cam at a baseball game? on a hillside surrounded by ducks? at a disney park? )

It’d probably be more on the private side of things. I feel like either Touma would try to make it a lil romantic, nothing like massive, but just some cute meaningful things, maybe over dinner. Or alternatively he fucks up royally/chickens out too much, and like Levi finds the fucking ring in his sock draw and comes out crying like “tf is this??? are you-- omg yesyesyesyeyes��� and touma’s like “gfdi i didn’t even propose yet levi u cant say yes yet jfc my life is a mess”

if they adopt any pets together

Levi loves pets !!!! he loves animals !!! he’d want a pet. except touma would want a snake and levi refuses to be anywhere near it while he feeds it ://

who’s more dominant

ahhhhh i mean, i feel like Levi is definitely capable of being more dominant, but as it stands at least he sides a little more on the submissive, or at least like just a bit of a brat rather than dominant side of things. levi loooooves it when touma sudden;y gets a little dominant like hes wEAk for that. But i think later on when Levi tops bc its gonna happen at some point his more dominant side will come out. Anyway they’re both switches so I guess it depends ??

where their first kiss was and what it was like

that one time on the couch when levi just said he wanted to rest on touma but then it turned into cuddling and then oops he kissed him then oops it turned into more :///

if they have any matching couples stuff ( mugs? sweaters? pillowcases? )

levi would adamantly encourage this behavior, but he’d have to force it on touma. probably just small things around the house tho definitely not something they’d wear in public or anything. 

how into pda they are

well -- levi is super into it but he is taking it very very slow for touma 

who holds the umbrella when it rains

either or ?? they dont have a big height difference so it doesnt matter

where their usual ‘date spot’ is ( if applicable )

at home bc touma has no money and never leaves his fkin house 

who’s more protective

probably neither rlly?? but maybe levi

how long it is before they sleep together ( can be as in ‘had sex’ or as in ‘shared a bed’ )

mmmm it probably won’t take long lmao. levi is ready to go whenever touma is 

if they argue about anything

I’m actually surprised they don’t argue more often bc levi is a shit, but touma is such a pushover he lets him get away with too much. I think down the track they’ll definitely run into some issues abt levi feeling neglected and also pda stuff tho

who leaves more marks ( lipstick, hickeys, scratchmarks etc. )

it’s pretty even. they both leave a lot off hickeys in a lot of places, but levi also likes to leave some scratches from time to time

who steals whose clothes and how often

LOL LEVI WOULD NOT STEAL ANYTHING FROM HIS WARDROBE SOZ TOUMA BUT NO. and touma doesnt care abt that stuff so he wouldn’t either

how they cuddle ( spooning? facing each other? )

near constantly and it’s mostly just levi lining to touma for dear life. levi is on him all the damn time. any kind of cuddle he can get tbh.

what their favourite nonsexual activity is

that doesnt exist to levi :// maybe just ?? chilling at home ?? watching smth ?? cuddling ??

how long they stay mad at each other

touma is a pushover so not long. levi can hold a fkin grudge and will until touma apologizes then he’s over it, so however long that takes, but also hes petty so he’d bring it up again.

if they ever have any children together

pls never let either of them have a child together pls they are not ready. maybe when they’re older but i doubt it

if they have any special pet names for each other

uhhhhh minou, mon amour, tou, lev, senpai-kohai 

if they ever split up and / or get back together

yIKEs. big potential for this but i fkin hope not. they’re are a lot of things that could go wrong

what their shared living space is like ( messy? clean? what kind of decor? )

clean, levi doesn’t like a mess. he had to designate a special space for touma to paint bc he cant deal with all that mess

what their first christmas / hanukkah / etc as a couple was like

sad and lonely probably bc levi was away from home and touma is a shut in. 

what their names are in each other’s phones

touma would literally just have “levi” with nothing extra or emojis and levi would have “touma” with one thousand emojis

if they have any ‘couple traditions’ ( buying a new mug for their collection every year? baking every friday evening? )

they probably don’t have anything like that tbh

who falls asleep first and who wakes up first

touma falls asleep first and levi wakes up first 

who’s the big spoon / little spoon

they switch

who hogs the bathroom

fucking levi ofc

who kills the spiders / takes them outside

touma for sure if he thinks levi is going near that spider he has another thing coming 

where they first met and how

at school and they didn’t rlly like each other at first :/

how long their ‘flirting’ phase was before feelings got involved

they didn’t have a fkin flirting phase they had a friends phase then everett caught feels and now they’re friends that fuck. feelings from luke are just starting to get involved but they’ve got a while to go

who fell for who first ( if applicable )

ev fell first like the dumbass he is

where their first date was and what it was like

luke tried to take him to a movie and then dinner all traditional and romantic but its dumb and they both hate it

who asks who out and how ( with a sign? spelled out on a cake? just a simple ‘will you go out with me’? )

i guess luke “officially” asks him out. probably just being dumb and all shy abt it tho

who proposes first

luke. probably has to a million times bc ev is all fuk the man and stuff

if they keep / kept their relationship secret or let everyone know right away

a secret bc ev can’t and luke rlly doesnt want it getting out right away

where the proposal happens and how ( kiss cam at a baseball game? on a hillside surrounded by ducks? at a disney park? )

it’s only probably rlly dumb, like they’re just sitting on the couch watching tv, ev has half a soft pretzel shoved in his mouth and luke just looks over like “will you just fkin marry me you idiot ??”

if they adopt any pets together

probably at some point i feel. maybe a dog or a cat. and then ofc ev is like “we dont need to have kids we have the cat/dog” and luke is like “no”

who’s more dominant

HA. Luke easily 

where their first kiss was and what it was like

on the couch, everett teasing him followed by luke losing his shit right after 

if they have any matching couples stuff ( mugs? sweaters? pillowcases? )

god no. everett would straight up refuse and i highly doubt luke would want any of that anyway

how into pda they are

not very ?? i doubt they’d be much different to how they are now anyway?? 

who holds the umbrella when it rains

luke bc he’s taller and also bc hes a big strong man obvi

where their usual ‘date spot’ is ( if applicable )

i doubt they have one since someone refuses to go on dates :////

who’s more protective

they’re actually both pretty damn protective tbh, but definitely luke bc he borders on/is super possessive lmao 

how long it is before they sleep together ( can be as in ‘had sex’ or as in ‘shared a bed’ )

...........well if u count blow jobs it didn’t take long at aLL but uh. actual sex will take a while bc ev is a virgin and luke is a little scared to go that gay :/

if they argue about anything

HA. IF. good joke. they argue about everything, literally everything. 

who leaves more marks ( lipstick, hickeys, scratchmarks etc. )

I think they both would leave their fair share of marks tbh

who steals whose clothes and how often

Eeeeevvvvvvvv all the time. half bc hes just trying to be a brat and educe luke :/

how they cuddle ( spooning? facing each other? )

at first probably just spooning until they get a little more comfortable with each other and then face to face too 

what their favourite nonsexual activity is

does fighting count?

how long they stay mad at each other

oh boi. they can both stay mad for aaaaaagggeeessssss. it probably just depends on whether luke is willing to give in first bc as soon as he mellows ev does too

if they ever have any children together

B|  well. they’re at a bit of an impasse rn so we’ll see lmao

if they have any special pet names for each other

maybe all of their countless insults?? also ev and lu/lulu

if they ever split up and / or get back together

idk. i don’t think they’d split up unless they meant it for reals. they’ll fight but they’d both stick it out and try to fix it unless it was something that rlly couldn’t be fixed. so if they split up it’d probably be for good. or at least for a few years or smth ??

what their shared living space is like ( messy? clean? what kind of decor? )

probably clean bc luke makes a good househusband and cleans up when he’s bothered 

what their first christmas / hanukkah / etc as a couple was like

just happy. luke would be happy to be chilled and relaxed and with ev and not with his parents lmao 

what their names are in each other’s phones

it’s probably “dumbass moron” and “giant prick” 

if they have any ‘couple traditions’ ( buying a new mug for their collection every year? baking every friday evening? )

yeah no theres no way they do that shit

who falls asleep first and who wakes up first

they probably sleep at the same ish time and ev wakes up first

who’s the big spoon / little spoon

usually luke is the big spoon but i also love the idea of everett just wrapping himself around luke sometimes too

who hogs the bathroom

ev more than luke, luke doesnt rlly give a shit abt his looks he’s in and out done. 

who kills the spiders / takes them outside 

luke hates them but he’ll catch them and put them out, cringing the whole time

where they first met and how

andrew “saved” daiki from being hit on and it was all downhill from there

how long their ‘flirting’ phase was before feelings got involved

uhhhh. well i guess from daiki the two were interchangeable??? andy caught feelings pretty quickly but he just doesn’t realize what they are

who fell for who first ( if applicable )

i guess daiki did in his weird daiki way

where their first date was and what it was like

what fkin date all daiki does is get frisky :///

who asks who out and how ( with a sign? spelled out on a cake? just a simple ‘will you go out with me’? )

daiki does except he does it through trying to fuck him all the time

who proposes first

daiki would it honestly wouldn’t even cross andy’s mind and then he’d be shooketh

if they keep / kept their relationship secret or let everyone know right away

they wouldn’t hide it but i dont think they’d broadcast it to the world either 

where the proposal happens and how ( kiss cam at a baseball game? on a hillside surrounded by ducks? at a disney park? )

probably mid-fuck or smth honestly daiki is trash. he probably just says “i wanna fuck u for the rest of my life bunny~

if they adopt any pets together

well there’s mottle, andy very very very slowly warms up to her but thats abt it

who’s more dominant

oh andy obviously ://///

where their first kiss was and what it was like

the day they fkin met bc daiki is trash

if they have any matching couples stuff ( mugs? sweaters? pillowcases? )

i could see daiki ironically buying smth rlly dumb for them both to wear

how into pda they are

if by pda u mean daiki trying to fuck him in public -- very 

who holds the umbrella when it rains

Andrew brought it with them but Daiki holds it

where their usual ‘date spot’ is ( if applicable )

any place they go camping 

who’s more protective

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiki

how long it is before they sleep together ( can be as in ‘had sex’ or as in ‘shared a bed’ )

B| not very fkin long jesus

if they argue about anything

abt daiki being possessive and violent, and also eventually abt him not treating andy like a person and treating him like a fleshlight constantly 

who leaves more marks ( lipstick, hickeys, scratchmarks etc. )

Daiki, bc hes a possessive fuck

who steals whose clothes and how often

Uhhh andy does sometimes?? not often. just bc it was cold and his hoodie was there so :/ he ends up getting fucked in it tho so

how they cuddle ( spooning? facing each other? )

Both, except it doesn’t stay as cuddling for long bc daiki is trash

what their favourite nonsexual activity is

nonsexual activity ?? don’t know her 

how long they stay mad at each other

andy is weak, so most of the time not long, unless it’s something serious then he’ll hold his ground. 

if they ever have any children together

please dear god don’t let daiki procreate ever no

if they have any special pet names for each other

bunny. 

if they ever split up and / or get back together

it’s possible. if daiki doesn’t change his act and stop being conSTANTLY sexual and if he doesn’t stop his life of crime. 

what their shared living space is like ( messy? clean? what kind of decor? )

Clean bc andy is organized and clean

what their first christmas / hanukkah / etc as a couple was like

shit bc daiki only gives sexual presents and andy actually puts thought into his gifts

what their names are in each other’s phones

“bunny” and “daiki” bc andy is simple

if they have any ‘couple traditions’ ( buying a new mug for their collection every year? baking every friday evening? )

their couple tradition is making andy cry

who falls asleep first and who wakes up first

andy falls asleep first and wakes up first 

who’s the big spoon / little spoon

andy is the little spoon daiki big spoon

who hogs the bathroom

neither rlly ??

who kills the spiders / takes them outside 

daiki. 

where they first met and how

adonis was hired for a job and it went horribly 

how long their ‘flirting’ phase was before feelings got involved

i dont think they rlly flirted so much as it’d just be friendship and then caught feels

who fell for who first ( if applicable )

it was probably adonis tbh, after he got passed his initial anger he realized mitsuki was a good person and got a big ass puppy crush on him 

where their first date was and what it was like

playing video games and mitsuki realizing just how terrible adonis is at them, they try like so many different types to see if he’ll be better at them but he is not

who asks who out and how ( with a sign? spelled out on a cake? just a simple ‘will you go out with me’? )

it probably wasn’t anything special?? just confessing and then asking naturally through that??

who proposes first

idk but i kinda like the idea of adonis doing it

if they keep / kept their relationship secret or let everyone know right away

they wouldn’t hide it tbh they’d jsut walk around holding hands or smth and ppl would know ??

where the proposal happens and how ( kiss cam at a baseball game? on a hillside surrounded by ducks? at a disney park? )

nothing big, but probably a little cheesy. adonis says smth like “will you be my romantic interest forever? without u there’s nothing to drive me towards my character development” or some shit idk. but it’s cute and hes laughing as he says it and all blushy and adorable okay

if they adopt any pets together

well they’ll have that devil dog so i guess :/

who’s more dominant

somehow mitsuki is :/ but maybe one day adonis will be able to

where their first kiss was and what it was like

probably terrible and messy and they hit each other’s faces or smth

if they have any matching couples stuff ( mugs? sweaters? pillowcases? )

ohhhh adonis would love that. give him the matching mugs 

how into pda they are

not super, adonis just wants to hold his hand. but also apparently super in pdsexual intercourse

who holds the umbrella when it rains

either or??

where their usual ‘date spot’ is ( if applicable )

finishing mitsuki’s manuscripts 

who’s more protective

hmmmm it’s probably equal?? not super protective or anything but they’d stand up for each other when they needed to 

how long it is before they sleep together ( can be as in ‘had sex’ or as in ‘shared a bed’ )

apparently not long rip

if they argue about anything

they argue abt mitsuki being gross

who leaves more marks ( lipstick, hickeys, scratchmarks etc. )

adonis leaves a lot of scratches 

who steals whose clothes and how often

adonis rlly likes wearing mitsuki’s clothes bc they smell like him and its nice

how they cuddle ( spooning? facing each other? )

probably facing each other and being super mushy and gross and pure

what their favourite nonsexual activity is

games. even tho adonis sucks

how long they stay mad at each other

not long at all

if they ever have any children together

i doubt it, neither seem that interested in having kids

if they have any special pet names for each other

Suki and Adonny

if they ever split up and / or get back together

Doubt it. They dont rlly fight or anything so??

what their shared living space is like ( messy? clean? what kind of decor? )

Not super messy but not super clean either

what their first christmas / hanukkah / etc as a couple was like

well -- santa ended up riding his reindeer 

what their names are in each other’s phones

“Adonyais” and “Mitsuki

if they have any ‘couple traditions’ ( buying a new mug for their collection every year? baking every friday evening? )

every year they buy a new game for adonis to play bc it literally takes him a year to beat the game sometimes that snot even enough

who falls asleep first and who wakes up first

adonis is first for both, being awake at night time without sun is actually pretty draining for him

who’s the big spoon / little spoon

they swap

who hogs the bathroom

adonis but not a lot

who kills the spiders / takes them outside 

mitsuki

[sebuckyverse]

The 4 of Us

Summary: It’s you and Bucky’s 5 year anniversary! Bucky decides to get you a puppy, but you have a surprise for him as well! | Bucky x Reader Warnings: a lil swearing, pregnancy? lol Word count: 2,3 k A/N: ALL THE FEELSSS

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Bucky woke up that morning more excited than ever. Today was your 5 year anniversary and he had a special day planned. He looked over his shoulder where you were still sleeping, resting on your stomach, one leg dangling off the bed. He placed a tender kiss to your bare shoulder, remembering the activities of last night – something you two were definitely repeating tonight. Bucky strolled to the dresser to slip on a fresh pair of boxers and simple grey sweatpants.

As he searched the fridge for some eggs, he thought about his plans once more. Make breakfast, go to the grocery store, come back home, order some pizza, then cuddle on the couch while watching your favourite movies and then he would have to go out again to go get your present. Bucky knew you’d scold him about it, because you didn’t want any presents or fancy dinners, thus why for the 4th year now you always stayed at home and did cozy stuff, it’s just the way you liked it. But this year, Bucky couldn’t help himself. He saw the way you always longingly look at the pet shop when you pass it. You were a huge animal lover, dogs being your favourite. He didn’t know if you had a favourite breed, so when he stepped in the pet shop the other day to look at a potential new family member his eyes immediately fell to a tiny Pug puppy padding around. The pup was a little boy already named Charlie. His curled up tail and squashed face made his heart melt and Bucky knew he had found the one. So when he was frying eggs and bacon he couldn’t wait to go pick up the little pup later. Bucky smiled to himself as he felt your arms snake around his waist.

„Well good morning.“ He chirped.

„Hmmm, morning.“ You replied and pressed your lips against his bare back.

„How’d you sleep?“

„You tired me out pretty good last night, so..“ you smirked, earning a chuckle from your man. You excused yourself and strolled to the bathroom to wash your face and brush your teeth. You knew Bucky must’ve had a surprise for you based on his weird and secretive behaviour recently, but what he didn’t know is that this time you had one for him too. You couldn’t help but smile at the fact that there was another human being living inside of you, something you and Bucky created together. You were about 6 weeks along now and it took everything out of you to keep this a secret as you wanted to tell him today, on your anniversary. You finished up in the bathroom and went back to the bedroom to fetch the positive pregnancy test from the dresser drawer where you’d hid it.

„Hey, breakfast is ready,“ your boyfriend popped his head in the bedroom, making you gasp and shut the drawer in a rush.

„Okay.“

„What are you doing?“ he asked with a knit brow.

„Nothing. Let’s go,“ you pushed him back out the door and you both sat down at the kitchen table. Bucky had made you eggs, bacon and scrambled eggs with a glass of orange juice on the side. You usually loved all of those things but your pregnancy kicked in today of all days and the smell of eggs made your stomach turn upside down. Not wanting Bucky to grow curious you swallowed down your sickness and took a bite of the bacon lying on the plate. It was beautifully cooked, crunching under your teeth but the taste to you was revolting. You took a large gulp of your juice to wash the food down.

„Babe, you okay?“ Bucky looked at you with a worried look and a forkful of eggs halfway to his mouth.

You forced a smile on your face and nodded your head as you kept poking at your food. Your throat was dry and your head was spinning. You decided to take a small sip of more juice and saw your hands shake as you tried to keep from throwing up. But unfortunately, that taste of orange juice was the last drop as you gasped and slapped a hand over your mouth, running to the bathroom to empty your stomach. You instantly felt more relaxed but panicked when you heard Bucky’s footsteps near the bathroom.

„Y/N, honey, are you okay? Was it the food?“ his voice was full of concern as he rubbed your back.

„No, no.“ You croaked. „The food was great, Bucky. I just.. I think I’m sick.“

Bucky helped you up and stood by your side as you washed your mouth again. He walked you to the living room and layed you down on the couch, covering you with a comforter.  

„Better?“ he asked.

„Yes, thank you. I’m sorry I’ve ruined your plans.“

„What plans?“ he scoffed, pretending like he didn’t know what you were talking about.

„James Buchanan Barnes, how long have we been together? I know you.“ You chuckled.

„Fine,“ he rolled his eyes, causing you to giggle. „But you haven’t ruined it. How about I run to the store and get you some yoghurt and camomile tea and-„ The sound of camomile tea made you scrunch your nose in disgust – you hated camomile, you thought it tasted like cardboard. „And if you’re a good girl and drink it you’ll get your present.“

You pretended to consider his offer before sighing dramatically and agreeing to his terms. Even though you always told Bucky not to get you any presents, deep down you loved being spoiled. Thankfully, Bucky knew it, which is why he ditched the camomile tea this time and instead bought your favourite, peppermint. After paying the cashier, he headed to the pet store to bring home little Charlie. The little pup was ecstatic to see him, licking his face with his tiny tongue and wiggling his butt. Bucky got all the necessary things any dog would need – a bed, food, toys abd loaded them all in the car before settling Charlie down in the little cage he bought for car rides. Charlie wasn’t too pleased with being locked away, looking up at Bucky with the saddest eyes he’d ever seen.

„Aw come on, don’t be like that, boy. It’s for your own safety.“

When Bucky got back to the house he picked Charlie up and opened the glove box, reaching for the red ribbon he’d bought. He did his best to tie it around Charlie’s belly, but the boy’s jumping around made it difficult. Once he was happy with the results he smiled to himself and pecked Charlie on his head.

„Okay, boy. Let’s do this.“

When Bucky entered the house he could still hear the TV you were watching earlier, but nothing else. He rounded the corner to see you still lying on the couch, your eyes closed, a hand resting on your belly. Bucky hoped you didn’t have one of those stomach flus that have been going around lately. One of his coworkers, Sam, already has it. Bucky stepped closer to the couch and kneeled in front of it, putting Charlie down next to you. The pup immediately pounced on you, licking and nudging your face. Bucky thought the sight was hilarious and incredibly adorable at the same time so he pulled his phone out of his pocket and started taking photos and videos.

You felt something wet tickle your face and heard some ragged breathing above you. You opened your eyes to see a puppy inches from your face, a red ribbon tied around his belly. Your jaw fell open as you saw Bucky kneeling next to you with his phone pointed at you.

„Oh my God, James. W-what is this?“

’’This is Charlie. He’s gonna be staying with us now.’’ He replied, setting his phone down.

You couldn’t believe it. All those times you walked by that pet shop, hoping one day you’d actually walk in there... You never mentioned it to Bucky, afraid he’d say no to owning a pet. You weren’t even sure if he liked dogs, or cats.. or any type of pets at all. But this was something you’d never expected. Your boyfriend had brought home a sweet little boy who seemed just as excited to meet you as you felt. You felt tears of joy in your eyes as you smooched the pup.

’’Oh, Bucky! How did you even know?’’

’’Well I know you.’’ He pointed a finger between the two of you.

You were so happy at that excact moment you almost forgot that you were pregnant. You wiped the salty streams from your face and sniffed your nose, pushing yourself up from the couch and holding little Charlie close to your chest. ’’Actually, I have something for you, too.’’

Bucky stood up with you and started to follow you to the bedroom, but you pressed a hand to his chest and stopped him. ’’No, wait right here.’’

You rushed to the bedroom and took out a slim rectangular box from the dresser. You thought about buying two boxes, one pink and the other one blue, so you could make a unisex one, with a pink lid and a blue bottom, but after careful consideration you thought it to be a bit too cheesy, so you settled on simply white. When you got back to the living area, you handed it to Bucky, who looked confused.

’’What’s this?’’ he asked.

’’Just open it.’’ You watched as he removed the lid, your stomach doing flips again, but this time it was in a good way, a nervous way. You hadn’t really discussed having a child, but you both wanted kids. You weren’t really planning it either, you’ve been one the pill for quite a while, so to be honest, your pregnancy shocked the shit out of you at first. But then you remembered – you were staying at your parent’s house one weekend and forgot to take your pills with you. Bucky couldn’t keep his hands off you, of course, and one thing led to another. You didn’t tell this to Bucky, thinking he’d freak out, but you didn’t think much of it. This has happened a couple of times before, and never did you fall pregnant. But third time’s a charm, you guessed.

Bucky didn’t say anything for a while. He kept staring at the two stripes in front of him, not even bothering to open his mouth, he wasn’t an idiot, he knew what they meant. He just couldn’t believe it. He made a this, you made this. A new life, a precious seed growing in your belly. Now it all made sense. Why you could barely eat at breakfast, why you threw up. How you held your belly when you were sleeping, it was instinct. Bucky had never been so happy in his life before, he’d never felt so.. proud and accomplished before. He’s gonna be a dad, to a sweet boy or a beautiful girl. His mind was already racing – he’d buy you everything, those pregnancy pillows that you could lay on, he’d clean out his office and start building a nursery tomorrow.. fuck it, today. He’d have to run to the store a-

’’Bucky?’’ you asked when he didn’t say anything. You started to fear this isn’t what he wanted, how could you be so stupid to think this is what he would want. You weren’t even married, for christ’s sake. But then he looked up at you and all your worries were washed away when you saw tears brim in his eyes. Those blue eyes that held nothing but pure adoration and happiness. Bucky set the box down on the coffee table before rushing to you and engulfing you and Charlie in a big hug.

’’Y/N, baby, this is amazing.’’ Bucky pecked your lips multiple times, before moving on to kiss your nose, cheeks, chin, everything he could reach.

’’Buckyyy..’’ You giggled, trying to push him away. He stopped and rested his forehead against yours.

’’How, though? I thought you were on the pill.’’

’’I was,’’ you sniffed. ’’But remember the weekend at my parents’ house last month?’’

’’Mmhmm..’’

’’I kinda forgot the pills at home. I called my doctor and told her about this, but she said it shouldn’t work that easily. Then about a week ago, I started to feel sick in the mornings but I just brushed it off, but I remembered the weekend so I bought a pregnancy test, and here we are.’’ You admitted, licking you lips.

’’Oh, Y/N. This is the best gift I could’ve ever asked for. ’’

’’Really?’’ You looked up at Bucky. ’’I thought you’d freak, because of your work and we’re not even married and I just.. Oh, I don’t know.’’

Bucky shushed you, soothing you as he ran his hands up and down your back. ’’Hey, hey. My work is pointless, I don’t care about that. I’ve saved enough money for us,’’ he brought his hands around to tenderly hold your belly ’’that I could quit right now.’’

Bucky gave you a quick kiss one again and sank down to his knees. He lifted up your shirt and kissed your still pretty flat stomach. You sighed and soothed his hair with one hand, holding Charlie up against your chest with the other as the pup was already falling asleep in your arms.

’’Marry me,’’ Bucky mumbled against your belly.

’’W-what?’’ You blinked away the tears. He didn’t just say what you thought he said, right?

’’Marry me, Y/N.’’ He repeated, this time loud and clear, looking up at you with his big ocean coloured eyes.

’’Yes, James. I’ll marry you.’’

Bucky smiled and kissed your tummy a few more times, before standing up and picking you up, bridal style. You gasped and made sure not to drop Charlie. Bucky placed you both back on to the couch before settling in behind you and draping the comforter on all of you. You settled in his arms and held Charlie in your arms, who was already snoozing and occasionally snoring, while Bucky snaked his arms to softly caress your belly. You sighed and closed your eyes, falling asleep to the rhythm of Bucky’s heartbeat against your back.

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[krayns]

All :p

THANKS A! okay ill skip the ones M already asked me!

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? 

LOLOL, well it was the GC so I would say hey bitches wus good. ACTUALLY. I’D BE LIKE YALL CAN LOOK BUT CANT TOUCH CAUSE YALL BITCHES BE GETTING THE WRONG IDEA, and told yall bout a good million times Im just not interested. Pls take a hint.

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

WELL. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, bc he was a lowlife scrub who I do not need in my life at all. Blocked & erased my history 

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? 

UM…. yes bc I would care about my partner and would want the best for them……. so I wouldnt want them on drugs 24/7

4. Is your last name longer than six letters? 

OMG its exactly 6 letter BISH.

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? YA GIRL WAS DRUNNNNK IN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE 

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

OMG NO. Im never the one to mess it up SMH, im the one left to clean up the mess SMFH 

7. What does your last received text say? “Or nahhh” 

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? 

LMFAO what kind of question. YALL REALLY THINK I SIT THERE AND COUNT EVERYTIME I KISSED MY MAN LIKE LOL?????????  Lets just say I kissed him WAY too many times than he deserved. (V many times tho bc who doesn’t love a good smooch)

9. Where was your last kiss at? 

BRUH. my ex mans house OK NEXT 

10. When is the last time you saw your sister? 

well I have 2, and a few hours ago before they both went to sleep bc they youngins. 

11. What do you drink in the morning?

Ya girl likes her steaming hot cup of TEA in the morning. Gotta have my daily tea. 

12. Where did you sleep last night? 

My mans crib ;) why you care tho?

13. Do you think relationships are hard? LOL. They’re hard if you make em hard. And if you’re partner is stressin you then hell yeah. But I mean no relationship is perfect. Its all about working through those hard times and that honestly makes the relationship stronger. 

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? 

YES. I would’ve left the trash ass ugly piece of garbage that treated me like shit and used the hell out of me, before I got super attached to him and let him walk all over me. DEFS wish I could’ve left his fuck boy ass long time ago, shouldn’t have let things lasted as long as they did.

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO. bruh. YOU ARE ASKING FOR A WORLD WAR 3. im crying could you imagine. OH he would be shook. That or he would have the best sex of his life lbr. 

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

Sunny when I gotta go out, Rainy when I’m inside/ at night. BC YA GIRL HATES GOING OUT IN THE RAIN. Womans are not tryna look like a wet cat. 

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? 

Actually yes quite a few, people I knew from school, also I think Selena Gomez? My middle name is kinda basic.

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

None of the above ;) 

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

PART OF ME: I REALLY HOPE SO bc ya girl a hopeless romantic 

OTHER PART OF ME: HONESTLY IDEK BC MANS ARE SO WHACK THESE DAYS, HARD TO FIND A QUALITY QT, and honestly im doing me these days like mans can wait BYE 

20. Does anyone like you?

Jesus! My boy JC. Dont know if anyone else likes me bc like I clearly can’t read minds so?

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

Besides family, no one else is ringing a bell

22. Is the last person you kissed gay? 

Nope

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

Currently: My EX, Alicia from AYTO (tv show) (snake ass bitch), 

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

Yessss many times. Like theres so many ideas I have. I would probs get one like on my side, back, lower waist, or behind my ear? Either something cute or something with meaning.

25. In the past week have you cried? 

Yes I think I had a moment the other day.

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? 

A cockerspaniel. 

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

Depends on my mood. I really like showers tho, preferably with my man 

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

Not yet ;)

29. Do you think you’re old?

Honestly sometimes I feel old asf

30. Do you like text messaging? 

TBH not really. I prefer having that face to face, talking through text is too much miscommunication. 

31. What type of day are you having? 

A swell day, kinda was in my feels earlier but ya girl got it together. 

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

YASSSS. I’ve wanted one for a while, but now I’m like do I want one that bad? It would be cute af THO

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

WARM WARM WARM. No ones tryna freeze their ass off. Ya girls an Island baby 

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

Jesus Christ. 

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

RELATIONSHIPS, FUCK FLINGS ARE JUST NOT FOR ME. I am not meant for that fling life 

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

Im quite wild tbh when you get to know me

37. What song are you listening to? 

Currently: Straight Up & Down by Bruno Mars 

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? 

Hellllll YEAH 

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? 

Yes, I’d say my Moms, Ash, Rach or my sister Tia

40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

OK. WELL…………………………………… dont ask me bout this rn im confused. But I kinda also have feelings for my ex ex man who wasnt really my man but still he is literally like my ideal man and ive been seeing him a few times and im triggered UGH my first uni LOVE FML fuck he has me WEAK ASF

41. When did you last receive a text message? 

A second ago: so 1:55 AM 

42. What is wrong with you right now?

NOT A GAWD DAMN THING BISH. 

no but real talk school out here draining me. ALSO IM V CONFUSED BOUT STUFF. 

43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

YO thats my girl. RIDE OR DIE since 7th grade. I know her like the back of my hand and likewise for me. 

44. Does anyone disgust you? 

HAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA, you already fucking know the answer. TRASH ASS EX MAN. Also fuck boys just disgust and erk my soul in general. 

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

Depends on who’s asking 😏 but hey if I like you, you cute, nice, funny, LOYAL, determined I mean I would probs say yes. ALONG WITH MY OTHER WANTS: smells good, good style, nice hair, kind, TALLLLLL, athletic, 

But hey I mean he don’t have to fit all these categories, im just being extra here 

46. Are you in a good mood right now? 

Currently Yes :D

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

My mom

48. What color shirt are you wearing? 

Not wearing a shirt oooooooops 😳

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? 

YUP. dont wanna repeat bc it was honestly the DOUCHIEST thing I’ve ever heard in my life and it makes me sick to my stomach that this literally came out of a mans PIE HOLE. i cant. 

50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

Already gave up on em. LIKE UP OUT OF MY LIFE. blocked and erased that history 

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? Not really my ex ex man I still kinda like. BC my ex man was not the one that a fell hardest for so nah. IF IT WAS HIM THEN I WOULD. 

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

ummmmm noooo????

53. Do you like rain? 

Only when I’m inside, or about to sleep. That Netflix and cuddles possible chill typa weather ya feel 

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

Nope, unless the liqs turns them into a monster then yes I would care. 

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL😳😳😳 HONEST TO GOD IM EITHER STRAIGHT UP OR SO LOWKEY. Like im TOO GOOD AT THIS. I could be crushin so hard on someone and they would never know bc im too good at hiding it.

56. Do you like to cuddle? 

YES LOOOOOOOOOVE. your girl likes her doses of cuddles. BABS like getting cuddled too ): 

57. Are you shy? 

LOL HONEST YES. IM SO SHY AROUND CUTE BOYS OR LIKE PEOPLE I DONT KNOW. But once I get comfortable with you whoever you are im defs not. YA GIRL WILD AF

58. Do you get along with girls?YASSSSSSSS girl power bitch. LOVE MY GIRLS. Love hyping and empowering up my girls. 

59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

YEA SHE MY BAE :* 

60. What do you carry with you at all times?

STRESS. LOL jks but omg phone, lipgloss (bc you never know if you eva gonna kiss a QT), the normals 

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

UM. NO!!!! TF! ARE YOU WHACK. NEVER WOULD YOU EVER CATCH ME IN A JUMBIE INFESTED PLACE. NAH NAH

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

YES. OBVI. I’m that long term typa gyal ;) Im that ride or die typa girl

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? 

LOOOOL. Lets not think back to that time, I already ctrl alt and DELETE. BOI BYE 

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

um YES. stop. putting. me. in. my feelS. But lets just say it wouldn’t just end with a kiss on the forehead ;) 

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? 

Well im cute so……….. everyday something cute happens aka ME :)

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

21, and the rest were family SO LOL 

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?   

honestly i can do my own nails, but its nice to treat your self

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? 

ZEBRA, your girl is a zebra print stan, my whole room is practically this print 

69. Do you have any stickers on your car? 

i dont own a car, but the car I drive has a “princess on board sticker” which is for my little sister but HEY its suitable for me too so 

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?

Lil Wayne… not about that country/ tim buck two. But tbh I dont listen to either of em 

71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?  

IPHONE 6 GANGGGGGGGGG

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    

Maybe like last year? Usually get pizza pizza

73. Do you like diet soda?   

NAH, diet taste kinda weird 

74. What color are the walls in your room?    

Its like an olive green, but I want to re paint, maybe a shade of pink 

75. Are you 16 or older?    

older…. why you tryna holla?

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?  

I did…. show got mad boring tho. 

77. Do you have a job?   

Not currently, in school tho

78. What are your initials?   

K.M.B BITCHHHHHHHEEEZ

79. Did you ever have braces? 

nope, but the dentist always ask me if i had braces and always say how nice my teeth are :D

80. Are you from the south?  

NAH NAH, IM NORTH JAX FAM

81. What does your last status on facebook say?  

um???? I think I promo’ed Ash’s travel VLOG, check that shit out tho!!!!!!!

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? 

CRTL.ALT.DELTE. 

NO BISH

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? 

I would say my dad bc I grew up with him? but i tell my mom and step mom more personal stuff/ everything so

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? 

I think it was suicide squad.

86. Do you smoke?    

Nah, not on those greens fam

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?  

DEPENDS. On location and look. 

88. Is your phone touch screen?    

YUP

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? 

Well my hair is wavy and I usually just leave it natural. I love straightening my hair but takes way too much strength and energy out of me.

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?  LMFAO YES. TO GO TO SLEEPOVER AT ONE OF MY MANS HOUSE IM CRYING @GOD forgive me father 

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? 

DEFS POOL OR OCEAN LOL BOUT LAKE OR RIVER BYE 

94. Are you single or in a relationship?   

Doing me. Living life. Doing whatever the hell I want. I am happy and thats all that matters. Not letting mans bring me down, have me stressing, crying myself to sleep, or crying until i have no more tears to cry

95. What were you doing last night at midnight?  

Texting my squad in the GC, talking about waste mans 

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?  

Fireworks in my heart: probably in the summer on my first date with trash 

97. Do you like the camera on your phone?   

YES bc I stay taking cute pics, im obsessed with taking fire pics

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    

NOPE. Always know my limit

100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? Hate is a v strong word. I think if anyone I really disliked I’ve removed, I may have some fakes from like HS but thats about it.

102. Name your favorite Kesha song:   PROBABLY TICK TOK, YO MY GRADE 7 ASS WOULD WHINE UP TO THIS SONG, MAJOR TRACK 

103. Do you have any tan lines right now?  noPE, but honestly i wish I did bc I wanna go somewhere warm 

[uncleasriel]

via @melkior

#elden ring#dark souls#Messmer the Impaler#dark sun gwyndolin#LOOK I JUST LOVE THEM OKAY#LET THE SNAKE BOYS SMOOCH A LIL ;)

Gwyndolin and Messmer in the same game….? Maybe they can kiss…? 👀