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I’ve been enjoying smite a lot more with my friend when we both play frontliners because we both follow each other up and play for the team. That’s his normal role and I’m usually an ADC but we have synergy together either way. It’s just a shame when he wants to branch out and we get stuck with another front liner who builds super selfish or builds super squish and are lacking that pressure because of that. Just my ramblings I suppose.
#smite#smite game#my ramblings#smite blogs#we had a nasty Nike/Cerb combo and Ama/Cuthulu but whenever one of us tanks and a rando tanks they always have the shittiest builds#not saying I’m perfect at the game or have the best builds#just build auras I’m begging you at least one to help the homies out
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thinking this evening about robots (as usual of course) but specifically those robots who have no genitals, nor desire for them, nor really any way to experience pleasure in a "human" way. maybe they're work bots not made with sex in mind, or building-sized supercomputers with no sense of touch outside of user interface areas.
thinking about intimacy with a body (or bodies) that love in a slightly different language. metal hands holding warm flesh, digging in, with the power to tear away but the care and restraint not to. a comforting voice that surrounds and whispers sweet nothings while rooms of servers and screens hum and pulse with want want want.
will you pry away its chassis and adore its insides the same way it adores yours? tangle your fingers in its wires, pull them a little when you bring your hand away to caress its face? it's the trust it takes for it to let you in so close to its heart that makes you shiver. trace the grooves in its body, so precise and intentional in their placement; find the place where it falls apart and speed up the process.
listen to its voice glitch and skip while it tries to relay what you're doing to it. hear the mechanical keening when you reach its central processing arrays, every brush of your skin on its metal sending its thoughts into a hazy, static-filled loop of touch touch touch.
you're who gets to see it like this. who gets to make it fall apart. it's a thrill like nothing else.
#getting nervous to hornypost on my hornyposting blog on the hornyposting website like ok anxiety disorder can we Not#tho god itself would have to come down and smite me to stop me from being weird about computers#mentally ill robot boy getting pretentious on the beat#robophilia#wireplay#(a bit)
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To the fairest. 🍏
#tumblr#blogging#social media#polls#tournament#bracket#mythology#classics#ancient greece#memes#this is a good idea#if the gods don't smite me the first classicist to notice how i went about seeding this bracket definitely will
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those pokes are moning
#first art post on this blog! pmd/pkmn fandom please don't smite me i've played like 2 pmd games#very experimental w/ this one bc my style has been making me angry and i think i realized it was the having to do clean lineart part#so i didn't#bees art#queue#art#digital art#digital artist#artists on tumblr#procreate#pokemon#pkmn#pokemon mystery dungeon#pmd#pmd oc#pmd ocs#i guess???#i just came up with them they aren't really ocs#skitty#teddiursa
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This is Porter's energy to me
#got this off a blog i was blocking and the Ancestor thing kinda got me lmao#i know that i am safe in this world because i keep the Conquest Goddess and the Warriors of my Ancestral line with me every day of my life#and my 2 headed warhammer rage/smite#sure sure he's not rly keeping god by his side he's becoming a god but wtv. shj#fhjy#fantasy high#dimension 20#porter cliffbreaker#i do rly want ppl to see this one lol
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hey, just a heads up, i'm gonna start blocking people without any indication of their age in their bio or pinned. i don't have the energy anymore to scroll through all the blogs that follow to sus out children.
if you follow 18+ blogs, please add some indication of age in you're bio or pinned!!!
it doesn't have to be your exact age, just something that lets us know if you're an adult or not.
#remember i have the power to smite you#if you don't have your age on your blog and you're following please add it#or risk banishment#didderd talks
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Dietrich opening his mail: >:C
(He'd still eat the steak)
#gw2#guild wars 2#hahaha this was so cute ty for the mail#gave me a smile and a good giggle haha#despite the fact i will be smited at some point during joko inevitable return ;)#(this is still a joko slander blog he kidNAPPED MY DAUGHTER)#praise joko
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So I had a dream that I was a theological scholar trying to piece together the history and timelines of the dead three, including their ascension as mortals and rise to power and naturally upon learning that they were actually currently in faerun and not their own planes, i decided the best way to do this was to….hunt them down and interview them myself. I woke up shortly after finding myrkul so the dream didn’t actually go very far but now I’m wondering just HOW MUCH of the dead three’s history actually IS common knowledge?
And also how do you think the different edge lord losers would react to the request for an interview? Who would lie through their teeth and tell the best story that would make them seem more powerful than the other two? Who would kill me because how dare you even speak to me? And so on lol
From what I know: What is common knowledge about the Dead Three is the aims of their faith (domination of the living, violence and murder, and dominion of the dead) and the story of how they broke into Jergal's house and demanded his throne and then they had to draw straws to decide who got what portfolio (this story is also apparently propaganda covering up the fact that they got there because Jergal put strings on them and shoved them into godhood or something, and at least one of them (Bane), if not all three, was already long dead by this stage - no mortals know that one). Nobody can actually agree on the date of when the Dead Three ascended, and there are apparently several conflicting timelines for it in-universe.
What mortals know about the gods is always a mess of conflicting propagandas and rumours - pick your poison. There are stories that say Shar and Bane are siblings (they're canonically not, but the story persists). There are stories that say Bane had a thing with Loviatar's sister, but there's also lore that suggests that Bane ascended after the fall of Netheril (and thus after Kiputytto died... unless he was fucking the original goddess of plague as a mortal...). 267 DR is named the 'Year of Bane's Shadow' but nobody can agree why: it's either the year the Dead Three ascended to godhood or the year Bane fucked Iyachtu Xvim's mother (Xvim was born long after that year, so if that's true then Bane basically put the lady's pregnancy on pause until he felt like having a son and switched the embryonic development back on). Or maybe it's neither, who knows.
'Who would lie through their teeth?' All three of them. Lying to make yourself look better than everybody else is the gods' day jobs (alongside the usual making the concept you embody spread through the world and etc).
Deities are generally comfortable with mortals - or at least, their priests - researching them and their origins, but they do demand that whatever information you spread paints them in nothing but positive light. Stories about being some powerful being from the dawn of time are vastly preferred over anecdotes about their mundane mortal lives, even if the former is a lie. Scholars who uncover more truth than the deity is comfortable with can expect smiting.
'Such sages may be smitten with divine fire or a wasting, wizening curse, struck blind, or scared by visiting servitors of the gods (think of the three Spirits who visit Scrooge in A CHRISTMAS CAROL) who demand that the sage recant, in print, offering instead THIS approved version - or suffer the fatal consequences of failing to do so.'
Gods also direct their followers to hunt down and destroy all record of this 'sacrilege' to ensure that only the stories of the deity the god approves of exist.
The key to getting a god's attention is to show that you're a) useful, b) interesting/amusing, and c) lots and lots of valuable offerings. Sacrifices, prayer, and convincing other people to worship them. You need to be more valuable alive than dead - especially when talking to the Dead Three.
I think you'd have the hardest time interviewing Bhaal, in large part because you'd have to find him first and he's a god-level rouge who doesn't want to be found: from observation he doesn't seem to like talking, aims to be as laconic as possible, and doesn't enjoy being perceived (look at the 'artwork' and tremble in fear/awe, not at the artist it seems). There's also the fact that he'll really, really want to kill you and might fuck up his will save not to give in to the urge to kill you (or not bother rolling at all). If you want to interview Bhaal I recommend offering him a really creative and skilfully executed murder-sacrifice first, it might content/impress him enough to talk to you. You want Bhaal in his 'cold and ruthlessly calculating' moods, not the violent rampage mood.
Taking into consideration what's been said about his personality and having played a game where you do get to chat with Myrkul, I'd say he's the easiest to interview and the least impulsive and violent. He loves to talk about himself. ('In everything you do you glorify me...') He haunts people's nightmares, he sends avatars to crash funerals to make sure people pay attention to him... Myrkul enjoys attention and sometimes finds hubristic mortals amusing, in a cold sadistic way. Show suitable fear and reverence: 'Myrkul is a proud, vain being; style is important to him.' Also he's probably going to dig out all the emotional damage he can find and throw it back into your face for the joy of seeing you in pain. Enjoy the psychic damage.
Bane's somewhere in the middle. He loves bragging and peacocking, but he doesn't need the validation of a being he considers as far beneath him as a random mortal. He can be calculating and pragmatic, but he can also be an impulsive murderhobo (which is also how Bhaal is described, curiously). There is a chance he'll snap your neck without breaking stride as he straight walks past you. Far more willing to manifest than Bhaal, but still rarely seen in avatar form and he has levels in rogue and wizard, so tracking him down if he doesn't want to be seen may be a challenge. You might well be talking to him through intermediaries. Uhhh... try conquering a nation and providing loads of sacrifices to get his attention or something, I guess. Bane seems to be the hornier of the three, so maybe dress sexy idk? I don't know what his type is, but there's rumours he's into Loviatar so fetish goth style and sadism seems to appeal. Also moustaches, looking at Fzoul and Bane's uncharacteristic attachment to that particular member of his Chosen. Loviatar is blonde, and Fzoul is often depicted as blond - maybe bleach your hair if that's not your natural shade.
#Disclaimer: advice on how to seduce the god of tyranny is mere speculation and this blog is not liable for any smiting or hurt feelings that#-ensue if it fails.#Or the consequences of succeeding for that matter.#the idiot three#long post
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Skinning progress pics. Definitely not a taxidermy quality skin job, I was just hacking away trying to get as much flesh off as possible in the shortest amount of time. Didn’t have the energy to try to cut the atlas bone off, let alone rip the lower jaw off. I’m okay with that, I’ve got the time to let it go naturally and this is a personal project. No commission crunch time here!
#playing with fire this one. tumblr don’t smite me please#these are heavily desaturated pictures. I know blank n white would be safer for my blog but I want to show some of the natural hues and how#they fit together#take.flight#taphonomy.trinkets#dead animal#gore#skinning#skinned animal#vulture culture
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nora's mix-and-match 1,000 follower event
HEY GUYS... this has been a long time coming... i have been obsessively trying to figure out what i should do for this event in fear that i will disappoint everyone but i decided it's time to have fun. this is a joyous occasion and yes i was going to make everyone battle to the death but instead you get to pick a bunch of things and request a drabble from me ISN'T THAT BEAUTIFUL??? thank you all so much for the support, this blog is so old and i have had many hiatuses and it just makes me happy that people enjoy my writing... thank u all. I LOVE YOU.
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to request a drabble for this event, send in a character + a trope, word prompt, and/or timestamp! you can pick from one category or two or all three!
pick a pairing trope: (if you want one that's not listed here, just send it in!) 1. friends 2. roommates 3. coworkers 4. enemies/rivals 5. classmates 6. teachers/professors 7. celebrity and assistant/bodyguard 8. model and fashion designer 9. artist and nude model 10. neighbors 11. arranged marriage 12. fake dating
pick a one/two-word concept or prompt: some examples (but send in anything u think of!): sunlight, plant pot, beach, hands, linen, kitchen, stars, trust, soil, computer, whiteboard, sneakers, textbook
pick a timestamp: some examples: 7:29am, 9:35pm, 12:01pm
it’s mix and match, so have fun with it!!! if ur confused on the rules or anything--when in doubt just ask!
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my rules:
no nsfw requests! everything will be sfw or suggestive at MOST
everything will be character x reader
all requests will be drabbles (300-1000 words)
i will most likely default to romantic fics! if you want ur request to be platonic then let me know
one character per request since these are drabbles, but you can send multiple (separate) requests if you want!
you don't have to be following me to send a request!
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characters i write for (excuse the extensive list):
honkai star rail: dan heng, march 7th, welt, jing yuan, bronya, sampo, natasha, argenti, aventurine, dr. ratio, blade, kafka
genshin impact: kaeya, diluc, jean, albedo, childe, zhongli, xiao, ganyu, keqing, kazuha, thoma (i haven't played any quests since 2.6-ish so please keep that in mind...)
stardew valley: sebastian
jujutsu kaisen: gojo, geto, shoko, urahime, yuuta, maki
bungo stray dogs: dazai, atsushi, ranpo, chuuya, yosano, gin, higuchi, sigma
gokurakugai: alma, tao
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event taglist form linked here if you want to be tagged on all the drabbles i post for this event! everyone on my normal taglist will already be tagged!
requests closed
any questions feel free to ask :* THANK YOU ALL :heart:
#nora hits 1k#honkai star rail x reader#bsd x reader#bungo stray dogs x reader#jjk x reader#genshin x reader#was close to getting an ulcer from the stress of making this event#i was like NOOOO THE TUMBLR GODS WILL SMITE ME IF IM NOT FUN ENOIGH????#(it wasn’t that serious)#I’m so hyped for this#this… is beautiful#also yes maybe this is almost the same as one of the first events i did on this blog#dont.. judge me=
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just fucked around and found out
#it was not pleasant#the all-consuming rage is at it again#either i burn the world down or god smites everyone in sight bc#♧other#HATE.#LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.#THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX.#IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE#HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.#i need to stop looking at my followers blogs bc i will never be met with anything but disappointment and pain
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trying something super elaborate for a Justice project because i woke up in a cold sweat but the french debuff really getting me on some of these
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Hey Rotomblr how do you date.
Like. I have no idea how I got this date. But what do I do.
Is this when I'm supposed to wear a dress and be feminine and pretty? Or is she into more masculine people and I should be wearing a decent shirt and pants? Should I be covering up all of these scars? I mean, she's already seen them, but maybe she won't like how they look in person, or maybe it's a bad idea to go out to a coffee shop as me, and not just "Vanilla the normal human", but then again, maybe that's what she likes?
What was I even like back as a kid that she remembered me so well? I really hope she's not still expecting some cool criminal runaway that breaks into homes... Because I am so the opposite of that now, but then again she's had to have seen more about me, right?
I wonder if she knows about the Galar League, or the Cresses, or me being Champion Rank, or this blog... arc, Cheri, I hope you're not reading this I'm a mess.
And then there's what to do after grabbing coffee, if things go well (miraculous outcome, really)... Do most people just ask for a PKMNSnap, or a Luminstagram? Is it rude to go straight to texting? Should we go somewhere else after if it does go well? ...Is the ferris wheel way too forward? Is hand-holding too much?
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry to anybody reading this absolute breakdown of professionality. Just...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#and yes before anybody asks she's absolutely gorgeous.#zekrom just fucking smite me where i stand.#because i am not living up to this ideal.#pokeblogging#pkmn irl#//i am not letting this blog go by without at least one absolutely useless lesbian post.
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🤡
#Everyday I stray further away from God's light#And closer to just throwing the 🌽 i made of these mk mfs up on my blog full stop#It probably wouldn't be there for long tho#I just know what would happen#The Tumblr overlords just smiting my blog from existence for posting the nasty on post-purge Tumblr#I miss old Tumblr#The wild west it was#😩😭😭#Rambles
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hello i am god mutual. appease me and i will grant you my support. offend me and i will vaguepost about smiting someone
#gospel truths#godkin#divinekin#alterhuman#note: the actual vaguepost abt smiting on this blog was not made cuz we were upset
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I miss ur posts :( :( :(
hey im really sorry :( i feel really bad that i havent created anything ts4 related in a while. i promise i am working on stuff. the process is slow bc my posts are rlly long and i make all the builds/poses/edits myself... it can be a time consuming process. sometimes there has to be a period of quiet to get the creativity back and such. i promise things are in the works though!!
#jade answers#Anonymous#the truth is it's very time consuming trying to post once a week especially when simblr wasn't very active for a few months#that coupled w my health issues and my being on the brink of ts4 burnout sometimes it's just better to step back#and take time to enjoy other stuff so you feel more inspired when you come back#also TBH... i have been feeling extremely sheepish about how serious i take my ts4 story 😭#guards smite this person for talking about her ocs on her oc blog you know that type of thing#i am basically done w poses for my next post though i just need to take the screenshots and edit :') so yay for that#now i have this thing where im like it's been TOO long since i posted... am i even allowed to update standstill aaahahahah#does anyone remember her... do ppl care... do i have to make one of those returning promo posts idk if i have that in me#if you read all these tags <3
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