#smite blogs

[objectumnonsense]

thinking this evening about robots (as usual of course) but specifically those robots who have no genitals, nor desire for them, nor really any way to experience pleasure in a "human" way. maybe they're work bots not made with sex in mind, or building-sized supercomputers with no sense of touch outside of user interface areas.

thinking about intimacy with a body (or bodies) that love in a slightly different language. metal hands holding warm flesh, digging in, with the power to tear away but the care and restraint not to. a comforting voice that surrounds and whispers sweet nothings while rooms of servers and screens hum and pulse with want want want.

will you pry away its chassis and adore its insides the same way it adores yours? tangle your fingers in its wires, pull them a little when you bring your hand away to caress its face? it's the trust it takes for it to let you in so close to its heart that makes you shiver. trace the grooves in its body, so precise and intentional in their placement; find the place where it falls apart and speed up the process.

listen to its voice glitch and skip while it tries to relay what you're doing to it. hear the mechanical keening when you reach its central processing arrays, every brush of your skin on its metal sending its thoughts into a hazy, static-filled loop of touch touch touch.

you're who gets to see it like this. who gets to make it fall apart. it's a thrill like nothing else.

[sideswipesjetpack]

I’ve been trying to use my brain.. and have started making opinions… or like coming to my own interpretations.. (SCARY)

I actually quite like the idea that sideswipes equally, if not more.. just as dangerous as sunstreaker or like, He COULD.. be but he’s just WAYYY more silly, goofy, easy going? and like way better with people so everyone’s just kinda like

Yeah yeah 👍👍 that guys so chill, nevermind with him it’s the other one don’t piss off

DO YOU GET ME!? Or am I going craycray in my brainrot..

[hide-your-bugs-away]

the blog vs. the blogger (link to the picrew!!)

many thanks for the tag @unchaineddaisychain !! may the cozy and comforting vibes of passionate-songwriting-gays settling down in a scottish cottage be with you ALWAYS 🙏

Tagging: @hilton-my-luvx @gasstationwomen @angrytranspossum @majito18

[loveology-doodles]

those pokes are moning

[alolapokemon]

Tapu Bulu is the most bro of all the tapus like "you build in MY sacred spaces? I will smite you".

The greatest ally in alolan cultural preservation.

[yingren]

i'm awake and i think it's draft / inbox day today. on a completely unrelated note: i need ren's cat infra to scratch more people.

[deceit-and-knowledge]

Oh, come on. It's just you, do whatever you want.

pv: u-um...

.......

I....suppose.....

[noctiva]

ok my face reveal is gone now if u saw me then keep me locked away in a secret little cozy spot in your brain if you did not just imagine I look like a sexy vampire ok bye

[nerdyqueerr]

This is Porter's energy to me

[mr-rainmaker]

honey i’m gonna need a list of things you can do before you scare the shit out of me with a new power, again

-@32-p3nn13s

uhh it’s gonna be a long one hold on

[didderd]

hey, just a heads up, i'm gonna start blocking people without any indication of their age in their bio or pinned. i don't have the energy anymore to scroll through all the blogs that follow to sus out children.

if you follow 18+ blogs, please add some indication of age in you're bio or pinned!!!

it doesn't have to be your exact age, just something that lets us know if you're an adult or not.

[scribesofcalamity]

Dietrich opening his mail: >:C

(He'd still eat the steak)

[andampersandampersand]

"oh shoot, oblivion remaster dropped? hell yeah... i grew up with this game vro..."

& proceeded to rot in his office playing the game for twenty-four hours straight

[shmowder]

just fucked around and found out

[absolute-travesty]

Me when I designed my current dnd character as a humanoid bug guy from the perspective of a monster-fucker and everyone in the group says he’s ugly but he gets some bitches, fucks and is a heart breaker in my eyes

[ballonleastadiumofficial]

so did bede transition yet i haven’t been following recently

I- excuse me? Just what are you going on about?

"Haven't been following recently"... You say that as if I've given some indication that I plan to somehow transition again.