been stalking aubrey’s tiktok and have come to the realization that my type has nothing to do with girls’ physical features or traits, they just have to play a sport!!
bc she is simply fine as fuck!!!
all of my wives and irl gfs and such, no physical correlation!! they just played a sport, and a gay ass one at that!!
when i went to liverpool pride this month, i got some free pins (including a couple i didnt wear because i did not want to deal with some things when i had a baby with me) and one of them i gleefully pinned on my mother before she could read what it said (and i put it on upside-down too because that was just funny to me) and when she finally realised what it said, i literally pranced off cackling like a gremlin because i had put a "DYKE" pin on her and she couldnt really argue with the thing since shes always, always dressed and acted in a way thats had her mistaken for a dyke since she was like 15 lmao and she wore it the whole day instead of taking it off
she has it in her jewellery box now as a keepsake so i consider it a job well done