#smb headcannon

[maize-is-lost]

Horrible headcannon that Wario and Waluigi are related, but in the sense that they have the same dad who was a fast-talking conman who hopped from town to town, tied only to the wind, leaving a trail of broken hearts and empty wallets behind him.

They literally have no idea the other one exists for over thirty years and at some point they do a DNA test just in case their dad is some rich old guy they can fleece money out of. But the only thing they discover is that they have like four half siblings that they live an hour away from, have no emotional attachment to, and will probably only ever meet accidentally at the occasional half-off extra large pizza night at the local pizzeria.

Or, you know, in Wario's case, when you wanna show up your rival and his brother by bringing in your spindly theatrically-inclined half-brother to play tennis.

[hyperfixatingonbowuigisohard]

So I was hanging out with a friend when i found this sticker:

Now IDK who she or where she’s from(i dont really care lol)but it gave me a idea!

What if for a final battle of a Luigi’s Mansion game, Luigi’s Poltergust is turned into a scary monster like this? And he has to defeat his own Poltergust!

Like he has to get it to suck up some dangerous stuff 3 times for it to be defeated, all while not getting sucked up himself!

I think it would be really cool :)

[mooneyedmoth]

This is mostly for my own personal drawing reference but have some Princess (and pauline) headcannons

[charlie-the-ghost64]

Sooo.. it’s been a hot minute.

Haven’t changed their designs. Just wanted to draw them in their Brooklyn outfits.

[padonkadonk]

how tall are your koopalings?

Heres a height chart of my headcannon heights

They might change in the future

Lemmy:4'7ft(without platforms on)

Larry:5'3ft

Wendy:5'6ft(without her highheels on)

Ludwig:5'10ft

Roy:6'3ft

Morton:6'4ft

Iggy:7'0ft (slouched)

[ludwig-vk]

Human Hiatus!!Part 1 out of 7 - Larry Koopa

(For more context "Human Hiatus" will just be a mini series I'll make, in where I'll draw the human versions of the Koopalings, and give their head cannons down below:D)

Now..

HEAD CANNONS!!

Larry Koopa:

- Larry owns and uses his roller skates, or his skateboard, to traverse anywhere, he just thinks it's more fun than walking.

- Aside from Iggy, Larry's the fastest Koopaling among the 7, due to his stealthy and thieving nature.

- His favorite genre (of song) to listen to is pop rock or indie rock (It's my type of music, and I think it just fits the dude:3).

- Larry sneaks into Wendy's room just to use her eyeliner, and he wears it daily (It's just a Bowser's Koopalings reference that stuck with me X3).

- He 100% participates in fun runs or marathons, and he 100% gets SUPER competitive in them, despite it not being a race.

- He's one of the people who applauded in the Minecraft Movie when Steve said: "Chicken Jockey", and he regularly quotes it too, ironically of course (or is it?..).

- Larry's an American from head to toe. 🦅🦅🦅

- Larry's a Sonic fan, and he owns a poster and plushie of the blue hedgehog. He also got his hair inspo from Sonic <:p

[officallyasphalt]

Some Luigi headcannons before I begin writing (and may even drawing what he'd look like)

GENERAL HEADCANONS

• This man is so traumatized

• He definitely has some trauma from past bullying

• Also the trauma from Bowser kidnapping and almost killing him has left him with some ptsd

• He hates feeling heat and changed from a long sleeved shirt to a short sleeved one after the incident

• When he's sick he becomes very clingy and enjoys being near someone he feels safe with

• He loves to talk and will ramble about anything and everything if you let him

• He also loves to debate things and will love to have random debates from things like if cereal is a soup to some more serious topics if he feels safe with the person

• He prefers dogs over cats especially with the one ghost cat he gets nervous when a cat may be even slightly aggressive

• He will playfully tease those he feels close with, playful shoves or pokes are common

• He loves his brother Mario and does envy him slightly yet he could never hate his brother, his brother means the world to him

• If anything he'd be more upset with the toads (and somewhat princess peach) for how he's been treated

• He definitely is neurodivergent I don't make the rules

• One of his hyperfixations was mechanics and robotics for a while

• He is willing to die to save his brother

• Dispite his trauma of the place he loves the other dimension, especially loving Mushroom Kingdom

• He doesn't have much back at Brooklyn and prefers to try to start over in the Mushroom Kingdom

• He has some slight separation anxiety (but Mario has it way worse)

• He is so trans I say so and so does the fandom mhm

• He told Mario first and Mario was a bit confused but once he understood he was in full support

• Luigi and Mario would always hang out together when they were in school to the point where even if they were in other classes they would text each other and get distracted

• Luigi always was able to do fairly well in school and had to help his brother multiple times but he actually enjoyed it (dispite Mario hating the work)

[accursedgale]

Little shit post I made dw Lucille does care for Mario

[valentinbelleyh505]

hey my koopalings mutuals/moots and followers, i got an headcanon idea i know is not about the koopalings but hear me out: Pom Pom having an obsession on capybaras

[smokszyvverstar]

Lads for pride mind if i project a bit?

Waluigi is ace, he has purple so its the law. But he is biromantic asexual, not that he cares about romance, despite feeling it. Waluigi has a libido, and sees sex as a sport, seeing the partner more like a rival than a prize.

Mario is greysexual. Source: i made it the fuck up. Idk he don't think he's allo. Unlike Waluigi i think Mario would have quite a low libido...?

Rosalina i think aroace. But i do love rosapaul.... they're either a qpr or dating in spite of Rosa's lack of attraction, theyre dating for the fun of it, Pauline loves Rosalina enough for the both of them and I think thats beautiful and it heals my cupio heart

Thinking whether to mention my other aspec headcannons or to keep it at SMB....

[captain-n-crunchies]

Miles 42 Headcannons ( We got a man yall 🤭🤭

Miles 42x Black Reader

OK first off, THIS IS A 15/16 YEAR OLD CHILD HE BROKE AS HELL

Like he not broke broke but, hell shadow box for $5 and win ts. To me I feel he got a little money saved form how his dad taught his savings, and he got a back account because remember he's like a hitman he gets paid, but he's not like rich enough to the point he buys you like Rolex watches, Catier, Dior vintage bags from the 70's spring collection.

Next, I feel like to me evry says hes like some bad boy to me i just think hes troubled but, hes a good kid. In the first movie Miles acted the same way and in the second movie he's more mature I feel like Miles-42 matured faster since his dad died; he could never play with action figures when no action was taken to save his dad

It very sad how they describe him in fics as like a drug dealer bad kid when really, I think he's just a matured yet still goofy version of Miles like imagine Hobie attitude with miles it practically the same!

Also, more on the dating side of things Miles-42 I believe would not trust his s/o til 3 months later or even more. Miles-42 is a hitman, and he may have been taught people are going to burn your bridge when they have the chance so, Miles stays clear of really revealing his inner turmoil's til he can fully trust you.

But, when Miles does open up he's like a little flower all nice and smells good yet can still have you in the bed sick and tired if tried hard enough, I feel like his emotions would turn more gentler like he wasn't neglecting you but he kind of was condescending when you show a lot of affection and until you prove your real, hell just make the relationship picture worthy and not living worthy.

But an opinion I know people would say is true is that Miles both of them cannot flirt. Remember than most likely Miles-42 dad and Miles-1160 uncle died at or around the same time which means they both experienced the same ' I almost messed up my chances with this cool girl because my uncle/dad didn't teach me how to be a smooth criminal' but to me with how he put his hand on Miles-1160 shoulder..that man had one girlfriend in the 5th grade and he's been feelin himself since then.

Now before you two started dating you have crushes, Miles didn't have many crushes to my idea. I feel like he didn't see it like he thought of kids as friends and if he did like smb it would be like quick and over with simply because he would try to be friends more.

Like imagine you tryna shoot your shot with him and he just asks you what your favorite power ranger...that what I mage would happen but he's 15/16 so instead it him saying ' cool but, not interested' like he's not rude about it but, you would feel he not messin with you,

Buttt if he does have like a real crush on you, I feel like he would try to get to know you by socials than irl, like asking Ganke can he ask for your socials and then following you and from there trying bag you by cheesy but smooth texts. He would ask about your day, what was the homework, what clubs you do ask a conversation starter but, if you feelin him hell asking about music because I feel like Miles-42 and Miles-1160 both have a music bone in them, and you know Miles-42 listens to good music (won't ever catch him listening to mf Lil Pump ass) I also feel like Miles would ask about pop culture opinions to see how you are as a person like do you watch any popular tv shows? Ohhhh your favorite is Greys Anatomy... so you have nothing to do in your time? That what hell thinks.

My last little head cannon is more of what he would do if Ms. Rio liked you, which because he respectful baddies she likes us quickly, so What would miles do if Rio likes us 🧐

First, Miles wouldn't tell but shell know simply because Miles never smiles at a text, it doesn't matter if he won $128302 million, he not smiling until he met our lovely baddie reader now, he is giggling and kicking his feet. To Ms. Rio that's not normal, it gives her a sense of his old self and she doesn't pry into his social like a helicopter parent but, she doesn't take a peek over his shoulder and when Miles does get the courage to tell her she just smiling acting like she aint know.

Miles seeing his mom like would take a big relief off his shoulders because he thought about the reddit stories where the mom is crazy and now, he thinks his momma gonna run us over with a truck and blame it on the next-door neighbor (true miles fashion)

His mom liking you also lets him know he picked the right one, mothers know best when it comes to fake people for some odd reason and if Rio didn't side-eye you when she met you then your good and he's inviting you to his house more often. I'm not going to talking about Uncle Aaron because I feel like they not as close like that but that a head cannon for a sad day.

But, at the end of the day Miles wants us bad 🤭🤭

[jamglii]

nervous!kunigami ིྀ headcannons

— w/: kunigami rensuke my silly ◡̈ & the mention of mean!isagi, flirty!chigiri and sleazy!bachira ᡣ𐭩

— warnings: school!au, fluff, suggestive, fem reader, ooc

-— authors notes: yall ik ive been only writing bllk but i literally cannot stop omg 😭, smb send me a request for smth not bllk related please 🙏

—nervous!kunigami who blushes like a baby and sweats profusely when you accidentally brush shoulders with him in the hallway

—nervous!kunigami who speaks casually when hes with others but goes silent when you enter his circle

—nervous!kunigami who acts so different around you its actually painful too see, who tries is best not to just look and stare when you come around him, fiddiling with the hem of his shirt or picking at his already clean nails

—nervous!kunigami who abruptly tells the group he has to leave when the only other empty seat where you can sit at is next to him

—nervous!kunigami who feels guilty and embarrassed when he realises you were only here for a paper and how quickly you leave

—nervous!kunigami who's hands get clammy when his friends start teasing him about you, his crush apparent

—nervous!kunigami who denies these allegations wholeheartedly in fear of being exposed by his friends (mean!isagi & flirty!chigiri, who if you read are seriously are no help)

—nervous!kunigami who snorts fucking, snorts when you make a joke funny enough to make the whole table laugh

—nervous!kunigami who is relieved to soon when he thinks no one hears it but sleazey!bachira is eyeing him teasingly

—nervous!kunigami who finally gets the courage to speak to you normally outside of classes and continuously prays you dont notice him wiping his sweaty palms

—nervous!kunigami who is shocked to hear you tell him you thought he hated you at first because of the quote 'vicious glares' he would give you in the hallways when in reality he was trying to be subtle about sneaking looks at you during classes

—nervous!kunigami who blushes worst at his neck so even when his face is turned you can tell hes red like a tomato

—nervous!kunigami who already cant take compliments well, becomes even more embarrassed when you say something even remotely positive towards him

—nervous!kunigami who politely and quietly asks if he can be your boyfriend because even in all his nervousness he's still a gentleman, right? ◡̈

—nervous!kunigami who grips his sheets tightly, sheen with sweat at the coming of a particularly nasty dream, only staring shamefully at the arousion that layed below him

—nervous!kunigami who's anxious is multipled to a ten-fold when youre around him even though you guys have been dating for months now, under the impression you know of his wrongs

—nervous!kunigami who moans softly into his pillows, thinking gently of how he would take you

-—authors notes: can you tell this was based on the idea that kunigami cant take compliments well ╥ω╥ , probably not, anyways thx sm 4 reading, chigiri's coming soon ᡣ𐭩

[veaspo]

Hiii!!! Could you do Tim wright but years after marble hornets, so he’s like 38-39 now as a father to a teenager. But like the teenager is edgy like dresses edgy and has edgy hair, yet is sassy and sarcastic like him but can be super hyper even though they are introverted. But they struggle with mental health a lot. But Tim isn’t their biological dad he’s just like a father figure to them. If you can!!!! Have a good day!!!!

IM NOT GOOD AT WRITING ANGSTY STUFF BUT IMMA GET THE JOB DONE, TRUST.

I'M SORRY//TIM WRIGHT X TEEN!READER

You had just woken up, you weren't really a morning person because it would just be a repeat of the day before. Get up, Eat, Sit around the house with your dad, and Sleep.

Your life was never really enthusiastic, your parents weren't the best people, when you were a toddler or so they just up and left you on the side of the road.

You were lucky enough to be found by Tim, your now father. Only a few hours after. You had to be pulled out of school around freshman year because people wouldnt leave you alone, you were just quiet but occasionally loud..not often though.

Tim noticed a change in your behavior regarding school, grades slipping, getting in trouble more often, caught skipping classes. One time he caught you skipping the entire school day.

He sat you down one day and had asked you whats going on, "Sweetheart, tell me what's going on. You were never like this before, I'm worried."

After he said that, a lump had formed in your throat. "I-i get picked on everyday..and I just think about like how life would be now if my parents didn't just up and leave..you know? Like what if I wasnt the way I am now? What if I was popular and had a bunch of friends?"

Tears were forming in your eyes.."Oh sweetie, come here." Tim said. You scootched closer to your dad and he hugged you, he hugged you like it would've been the last he seen of you.

"Why didn't you come to me sooner, sweetpea?" he asked. "I just didn't know how to bring it up to you, i'm sorry." you said, now balling your eyes out.

"Don't apologize, it's not your fault."

You were lucky to have an old man that understood..

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guys guys guys this was my first angst, how'd i do🤼‍♀️

did it serve? or did i get cooked?

Feel free to leave requests and tips! 💙

ALSO YALL SMB THAT INSPIRED ME TO START WRITING LIKED THE DND WARRIOR REQUEST HEADCANNONS AHHHHH.

[kamii-2]

y’all i headcannon curtis sister (c.s) as lesbian and dating cherry valance

ALSO I RHINK C.S NEEDS A NAME

(and can smb draw c.s 🙏 i think she would have brown hair and brown eyes, her and soda are fraternal twins)

(please)

how i feel asking for smb to draw c.s

[charlie-the-ghost64]

Hello you! When I draw the Mario brothers, sometimes I’ll draw them with these little pins on their overalls/shirts. I originally thought they could be just decoration, but I had a better idea to make them practical. There’s Luigi art (small gore warning? It’s not much, just a few scrapes) under the cut along with my ideas for these!

-General facts-

These pins are manufactured by none other than Professor E.Gadd. Be warned however, they can get pretty pricey!! These pins are essentially weaker versions of the power ups on a cooldown. They take about an hour to recharge between uses. Depending on the power up you’ll be able to get about twenty-thirty minutes of usage. There are exceptions, but the same rules apply to most of them.

These are not made to be a replacement for Powerups. But, when you need only a little bit of fire power and don’t want to waste a whole flower, you can just use the pin. These pins also work for every creature, regardless of species or sentience. Mario and Luigi use these primarily given the price and their experience with powerups, but on the rare occasion you will see a toad or koopa with one.

Not every powerup has been made into a pin. The only ones that have been made so far are the 1-Up, fire flower, ice flower, boo mushroom, and tanooki leaf.

Boo Mushroom Pin

Normally if Mario/Luigi take the mushroom, they’ll turn into a boo and be able to fly and go through certain walls. With the pin form they can only go through walls and hover above the ground.

This was one of the very first pins E.Gadd had made due to his studies of Boos. Luigi had been the first one to use and test the pin.

1-Up Pin

I believe this one would be Luigi’s favorite. The 1-Up pin works almost exactly like the mushroom, except it only heals one (1) hp. Giving the user just enough to force down a proper healing item and maybe hide. It’s not preferred over its mushroom form, but it can be very useful in a quick situation. This pin is one of the exceptions to the rules of a power up pin given what it does. It can only be used once every hour.

[th3-l0c0l-l0v3r]

Super Mario Bro characters when their S/O is sick

Mario Ⓜ️😁❤️

Runs to the store to grab your favorite snacks

Gets you plushies and pain meds

Covers himself and S/O in a blanket and puts on their favorite movie

Ends up falling asleep while cuddling under the blanket

The next day, your both sick

"At least I'm sick with you! 😉"

Luigi 👻😣💚

Gets them a big plushie.

Puts an ice pack on their forehead

Makes sure they're comfy

Somehow has all the things you need, for... Angst reasons 😈

Cuddled them on the couch then falls asleep

The next day, S/O is no longer sick

S/O stays still until Luigi wakes up

"My love, you need to try and be more safe! 🥺"

Peach 🍑☺️🩷

Gives them the biggest bedroom in the palace

Gives S/O a teddy bear of herself

Gives them some pain meds

Leaves you in the room

Gives them snacks

"I love you, but I need to do my work. When I'm done I'll cuddle you all you want. 😊"

Bowser👑😡💛

VERY dramatic

Doesn't even let you go

Tells the koopas what to get

S/O: "Love I'm fine-!"

Bowser: "NO YOUR NOT! YOUR ILL AND I WILL NOT LEAVE YOUR SIDE! 😡"

Daisy 🌻😌🧡

no cuddles

Has never been sick

"Why don't you just fight it? 🤨" And she means physically fight your illness, and she is dead ass about this

Toad/Toadette 🍄😊🤍

NAHHH DAWG IF YOU THOUGHT I WOULD ACTUALLY SAY SOMETHING ABOUT DATING THEM YOU DOWN BAD!