#smashing smarts

[twisting-echo]

A scenario where Jazz Fenton first meets the Mad Dogs for the first time. Credit to @amethystoceandespiser

Jazz is the first one to compose herself and ask:

Jazz: Ok, now that everything is fine, I've got some questions. ¿Who are you? ¿What are you? And...😳...

She looks at Raph with bishie effects and blushes.

She whispers into Leo's ear.

Jazz: ¿Is he single?

Leo (whispering): Yes~

[the-white-snake]

Lady Lia | OC smash or pass?

QUICK FACTS

height: 6'9" (nice) / 205 cm

age: between 50-55 years

gender: genderfluid

pronouns: she / they

sexuality: lesbian (with room for one Styr)

PROS

shaped like a capital S with PERFECT GLUTES

extremely wealthy but also good with money

absolutely stunning and smells as nice as she looks

shares her expensive tastes with loved ones

CONS

"What did you just say to me?"

"Remind me again why this concerns me?"

"Why are you talking to me?"

"Understand that I am better than you in every conceivable way."

(SOME) DETAILS

Lia is a bit of a hermit by choice. When she "retired" as a dragoon and decided to clean house as the new matriarch of her clan, she became a bit of a shut in. This lady is just not a fan of people. Like, in general.

She has expensive but very pragmatic tastes. While her manor is sparse in fine art and other cushy decor, she loooves implementing innovative tech into all parts of her home. Ask her about the central heating system she commissioned from Isghard's machinists! She's very proud of it.

She's on the older side and most of Ishgard thinks she's still unwed. Plenty of suitors come knocking thinking Lia might be lonely or desperate for an heir. HAH. Idiots.

Most her wealth comes from her family's salt mines. These mines helped her ancestors secure power and prominence rather quickly after immigrating to Ishgard from the Shroud.

Sexually, Lia is a switch. She gravitates toward being dominant over her many partners, or sharing an equal dynamic. She can be convinced to play the sub, but good luck with that.

Romantically, she is someone who gives fine expensive gifts. This is about the only way she expresses her love, generally. If you happen to be one of her girlfriends or her husband, then physical touch is very on the table. Otherwise, you may as well be approaching an ice wall that melts extremely slowly. Something something Ishgardian temperament? Anyway, engage with at your own risk.

Thanks for tagging me, @hazelkjt!

I tagged some folks on my main already, so I won't drop a bunch of names here. If anyone is interested in trying this out (It's fun!), check out the instructions below ⸺

Rules: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc).

[raifuujin]

“I just don't like Gosho's use of ideas nowadays” do you have some examples? I’ve been feeling the same but I still don’t have like articulate thoughts on it

Well, 'nowadays' has been for. About ten years, ish? The most glaring example that always sticks out in my mind is the Sun Halo MK chapters, with the complete and utter waste of the very common fanfic tropes of 'Aoko gets suspicions' and 'Kid gets injured around someone'. But it kind of matches the general problem I have with his writing that I don't think used to be this bad: He's trying to stuff too much around the strict case-by-case structure (or for MK, introducing the heist-by-heist structure) without actually giving anything focus. (And for MK it's so much worse because he writes it so rarely, that he makes everyone cameo every time but they tend to just get hand waves to whatever drama plot gets instigated by Kid having his next heist.)

For DC, it's the whole. 1) Overarching plot with the BO and suspects and 'here's the available suspects for who's involved with the BO that we introduce one at a time at the end of cases and then maybe leave more clues about them during future cases'. 2) Dangling character or relationship progress and then constantly pulling it away, usually as a joke. 3) When we do occasionally get some of the major plot, it's all at once and then maybe mentioned once in the next case, but otherwise completely dropped. (Amuro and Akai and Kudo tea party tease also lingers as a 'Gosho is just evil at this point'.) Basically rigid structure that doesn't allow for much of the subplots aside from breadcrumbs.

For the current situation, it's also tied into interview comments. Which. have no bearing on the story until he actually uses them. But instead of even that, the movie gets exciting stuff instead and puts it in a giant limbo of is it meant to be canon or not, because no one has been able to settle on that for any movie, even as some details get connected back to the manga more and more.

It's bad writing. Gosho has been a bad writer for a long time, and it's kinda just getting worse. It's my opinion that it's because he tries to have his case after case after case (because mystery manga), and then stuff little bits of everything else in the seams, whether it works well with the case he's writing or if it's a good delivery or (more usually) it's just. Kinda tacked on.

It's partially because of time investment, partially because I have low standards of entertainment, and partially because I want to see how it all ends that I stick with DC. MK is. Similar, but hurts more because I really hate how it morphed into the DC structure when old MK had more you could do with it. Gosho will never drop his rigid case-by-case structure at this point, but it really would be better if he did at this point. Things need development that they're not allowed to have. Or at least smooth out the lines between his hints. And stop with Heiji and Kazuha, just. God. Stop. Is this how people felt about Kid appearances? I feel like at least when people were mad about Kid, they knew nothing was going to happen from the get go, the romance 'tease' is just painful.

[julligeorgee]

dashing woman

[twisting-echo]

Flirtin' with the big guy~

Yeeeah... I have a new crossover ship. 😳👉👈

Can you blame me?! They're both loving older siblings who try to do their best to protect their younger siblings.

You don't think that Jazz would love to pick his brain?!

You don't think that Raph would love to watch her get angry or passionate about something?!

I think I will call them, Razz, Responsible Reds, Tough Cookie & Smart Cookie, and Smashing Smarts.

🚫 IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS SHIP, PLEASE DON’T COMMENT OR REBLOG 🚫

🚫 PLEASE DO NOT STEAL OR REPOST MY EDITS 🚫

[brawlmetaknight]

still thinking about this actually WE WERE SO ROBBED. this would have given some much needed exposition to dedede's role/motives in sse. i could be wrong but i've always imagined he was trying to defeat and put one of his badges on meta knight like he was doing with the other characters, but he sure picked the worst time to start beef lol. judging by the phrase "unwittingly", i assume he didn't mean for meta knight to lose the halberd, but ultimately meta knight couldn't concentrate on defending his ship when he also had dedede attacking him out of nowhere.

[smashorpass50plus]

jean smart! shout out hacks nation 🫡

[meldy-arts]

Peacefully gaming 😌

[pkmn-smashorpass]

NUMBERS BLOG YOURE BACK

[twisting-echo]

Battle couple~

I made this because I love this ship and because I get nice reblogs like this. 👇

Hey @reanimatedmuses I think you might like this. 😳👉👈

🚫IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THIS SHIP, PLEASE DON'T COMMENT OR REBLOG🚫 🚫PLEASE DO NOT STEAL OR REPOST MY EDITS🚫

[vertigoartgore]

1993's Advance Comics #60 cover by Gary Frank (The Incredible Hulk interior artist at the time) and colorist Tom Smith (Future Imperfect).

[twisting-echo]

Credit goes to @amethystoceandespiser

A scenario where Jazz brought Raph home to meet her parents, and upon meeting him minutes later, Jack Fenton pulled his daughter aside and said:

Jack: Jazz. Jazz: ¿Yes, dad? 😨 Jack: Marry this guy 😏 Jazz: 🤨...😐...😳

[folklore-girl]

if i was a character in b99 i’d be gina.