#smashes my head into a wall

[friendlygirlswag]

HE FINALLY TOOK A NAP ☹️☹️☹️

[starbornsoulrider]

we when I suddenly remember Halo is going to outlive all of their friends and loved ones

[plutonicbees]

there are so many things I'm not allowed to tell you.

[clovariia]

they give me intense cuteness aggression

[lapdogchase]

i was told on the 19th that the deliberation stage would take "several days" and then i'd get an email abt the results . it has been 7 business days / 11 calendar days . when do you, ddear tumblr followers, believe i will recieve an update

[celestialulu]

i still dont know what to draw for nalu day and it is cutting it close !

[novaneondream]

Leave it to them to make me pick up my pen again.

[epaily]

i always get two straws, and no one ever wants the second one

[immagrosscandy]

What do you mean exactly by "attracted to you"? Please elaborate to this court

[gravelsong]

Sparkplug is pushing the dadimus agenda so hard

[alpacinosgf]

[hyunpic]

[b1p-b00p-b0p]

Hi yea so yknow Stanley Pines? The one that's been legally dead for years now? And therefore probably can't be buried in a public gravesite nor have any of his family come to his funeral besides his brother and the twins? And probably can't get an official grave so they have to settle for a crudely made one hidden away in the forest behind the shack? The one that has to be buried all alone? That Stanley Pines? Yea so anyway I'm gonna go sob in the corner now.

[xoxochb]

⋆·˚ ༘ * if my wishes came true it would’ve been you

warnings: implied sex, percy turns rabid, cheesy ass ending, I’d also recommend reading chapter 2 before this because I tried to make these two similar, and there’s one quote from a touch of malice that I italicized, also this is lwk short as fuck sorry

pairing: percy jackson x daughter of hades and persephone

a/n: I am absolutely BAWLING my eyes out right now I have emotionally attached myself to this series and now it’s over 💔💔💔

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absolutely everything hurts. every muscle in your body— you’re sure you’re going to die. stupid perseus jackson he’s never going to hear the end of this for as long as he lives. but forget that. because you’re sure you had never been as happy as you are now, even if percy was drooling all over your shoulder right now. this can’t be real, was it really? you had escaped your wedding with the horrendous son of poseidon and amphirite, they would be hearing your many complaints soon enough, for creating such an awful child. yet at the same time you thanked poseidon for additionally creating the love of your life

you pinch his arm, quickly proven that this is indeed real when you feel teeth digging into your shoulder making you yelp and push away. “you’re rabid!”

he laughs. the absolute audacity he has to laugh! percy pulls you back into his arms and places a kiss to your bare shoulder where he bit you. “‘m sorry, angel. you did pinch me though”

you frown. “I wasn’t sure if you were real or not”

“last night wasn’t ‘real’ enough for you?”

you scoff and roll your eyes. “you know what I mean, dipshit”

he kisses your skin again, once to your shoulder, next to your mark-filled neck. “I’m real. are you?”

“fuck you”

“been there, done that”

“you’re an odd one, husband”

you feel his smile against the skin of your neck, eliciting giggles from your bruised lips

“say it again. call me your husband”

you sigh but nonetheless request his wishes. but he wouldn’t be receiving exactly what he’d like as punishment for biting you. “husband, would you be so kind as to make me breakfast?”

he’s like a fucking schoolgirl, truly. the reaction you pulled from him, a blush adorning his cheeks, a dream come true. “I’ll cook only the finest of breakfasts for you, wife”

oh how the tables have turned. now it’s your turn to blush furiously. “can we stay here for just a bit longer?”

“‘course we can, angel”

you didn’t even have to ask. you should have known he would have agreed when you felt peppered kisses being pressed over your shoulder, your collarbone, your neck, your jaw, your face, each corner of your mouth and at last claiming your lips once and twice

“perseus-” you begin, but only cut off by the boys lips. “can we-” kiss “I’m-” kiss “I swear to-” kiss

you groan and pull away, covering his mouth with your hand. “percy”

he nods. you press your lips to his forehead and remove your hand. “I hate you”

“aww, I love you too”

“don’t be an idiot”

the second the last word left your mouth percy wasted no time in connecting your lips again. and again, and again, binding himself with you as if he hadn’t absolutely devoured you 3/4 of the night. you pull back for only a second, nose brushing his, muttering a quick “I love you” before he grew impatient

six years of a hidden relationship, six years of waiting for a moment just like this, peace, not worried about your father catching you, and it had all worked out in the end. you’d got your happy ending at last and you were sure you weren’t going to give it for anything, because for a fact you knew, percy was the one

[pasdetrois]

YOU TEACH ME NOW HOW CRUEL YOU’VE BEEN—CRUEL AND FALSE. WHY DID YOU DESPISE ME? WHY DID YOU BETRAY YOUR OWN HEART, CATHY? I HAVE NOT ONE WORD OF COMFORT. YOU DESERVE THIS. YOU HAVE KILLED YOURSELF. YES, YOU MAY KISS ME, AND CRY; AND WRING OUT MY KISSES AND TEARS: THEY’LL BLIGHT YOU—THEY’LL DAMN YOU. YOU LOVED ME—THEN WHAT RIGHT HAD YOU TO LEAVE ME? WHAT RIGHT—ANSWER ME—FOR THE POOR FANCY YOU FELT FOR LINTON? BECAUSE MISERY AND DEGRADATION, AND DEATH, AND NOTHING THAT GOD OR SATAN COULD INFLICT WOULD HAVE PARTED US, YOU, OF YOUR OWN WILL, DID IT. I HAVE NOT BROKEN YOUR HEART—YOU HAVE BROKEN IT; AND IN BREAKING IT, YOU HAVE BROKEN MINE. SO MUCH THE WORSE FOR ME THAT I AM STRONG. DO I WANT TO LIVE? WHAT KIND OF LIVING WILL IT BE WHEN YOU—OH, GOD! WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE WITH YOUR SOUL IN THE GRAVE? 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[rowenablade]

I find the lack of hype for the imminent Hickey playlist disturbing. We already got playlists from his wife and mistress and they've both a) Fucked Severely and b) been thoroughly haunted by Hickey's presence end to end. The way his arrival is foreshadowed has me trembling in anticipation. I'm not prepared. I'll never be prepared. I need it and I suspect it will be the end of me. I can't be the only one who feels this way.