#smallishbeans empires s2

[briarlovesclara]

//SMALLISHBEANS ESMP S2 FINALE SPOILERS

joel: im becoming a god, right? show me your power

the watchers, who just said that to make him agree: uh. yeah. um. *looks in their back pocket* *there's an old magical trinket that says "grow trees"* yeah we got you hang on

[ukiyoioi]

you look lonely, i can fix that

IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM!!!! joel’s latest video was so cute, the billboard looks amazing

[bugganox]

I wonder how they're doing in SMP heaven

[hiding-under-the-willow]

Even more of these bc I think they're funny. This time featuring some non-hermits :]

[kyuyua]

What an era ⚡️

For Seven Holy Nights of Jeremy (Joel Week) Day 1: Throwback

[idlemidas]

It’s thinking of sherif Jimmy hours

The desert I’m stuck in is Tumble Town :(

[ettle]

I love your art sm it’s incredibly cool!! Could I maybe request some smallidarity?? Esmp2 would be cool but any smallidarity atp

I'm not a toy!

[exsaltedd]

empirez art in this day and age

[doodle-list]

Princess party turned murder mystery hell yeah lets go

[lolli-popples]

I've seen people say stuff like, "Hermitcraft fans new to Joel are all talking about how deranged he is, which is because funny he's been less deranged than usual."

And I didn't fully feel that, except in one instance.

Which is that there's been a lot of buzz around the fact that Joel intentionally does ship-bait for Boat Boys. Like REALLY obviously. For the bit, ya know?

But I can say, without a doubt, that when it comes to Joel shipping himself with people, this instance is INCREDIBLY tame.

[gremnda]

i've been watching joel's empires s2 vids and 13 episodes later, this is what i got

[i-am-creacheur]

"What are you thinking about?"

I could go on for HOURS believe me

[foxxology]

My piece for the @empires-rainbow-zine! I'm still super proud of the water in this one :D

[grandalfthegaygnome]

and on day three, the gods created monopoly. Because.

Fr though this took me ages. I’m planning to do more fanart with the god crew. As for who’s who; Lizzie is the one with blue skin, Joel has the brown and green hair, Philza has the bucket hat, Grian has wings, Techno has pink skin, and Drista is wearing a lime sweater, and Pearl has sunflowers in her hair.

[1-marigold-1]

Some silly mcyt people as yearbook quotes

And also additional Eefo because I just found it funny that in this context Shrek=Joel

so yay boat boys

That's how double life went right

ALSO ALSO my new Etho design is heavily inspired by the kitsune Etho of @liekadae because he's so cute! And Kitsune Etho is a great idea love him <3

[hewmitcwaft]

yeah whatever. go my scarab.

bonus lines bc erm, i like how they turned out:-))