#smack that bitch

[denim-devil]

Are we all gonna forget how Maddy served?

[stealingpotatoes]

You can’t convince me that the TL4J (which sounds like a droid designation) don’t have their wanted posters framed and hanging in the New Jedi Order. Both as slightly bragging and to show the young Jedi that peace is fragile and for a long time absent from the galaxy, but worth defending.

someone: the jedi order are weak pacifist peacekeepers the jedi:

[sundazetales]

Okay, hear me out…

Just imagine Wade doing things for Logan that he is perfectly capable of; he grabs jars out of his hand and opens them for him, he ties his laces for him when they come undone, he leans over and lights his cigars, he puts blankets on him when he's sat in his armchair, and each time Logan feels like a mess because he doesn't know to respond to it, to someone taking care of him. Wade is doing these little things while calling him a princess.

Imagine the first time Wade realises how easily he can pick Logan up, and he carries a sleepy Logan to bed, and Logan finds himself liking being picked up and has a whole crisis over that. Because nobody treated him gently or acted as if he could need help.

Logan doesn't tell Wade he likes it, but maybe he starts handing jars to Wade to open just because he enjoys the act of Wade caring for him. Even if its unnecessary and silly.

[limesquares]

Need a hand?

[harpers-tartarus]

absolutely wild that Kipperlilly is jealous that Riz killed Kalvaxus when literally any parties in the school could've stuck around to help instead of leaving a bunch of freshman who have literally BEEN IN JAIL FOR AT LEAST A FEW WEEKS and a smattering of adults that don't even show up until halfway through

Like, girlie, get it together, if you wanted that renown, you should've stayed in the gym

[fuckmeyer]

if smeyer wasn't a coward vamp!Bella would have immediately eaten her daughter Rensesmem whole-hog like Saturn Devouring His Son

[sorrowcure]

WHEN I CHECK THE ALNST SOCIALS AFTER A DAY AND FIND OUT THIS DROPPED OM THE 20TH

AUGH THE ONE DAY I DIDNT CHECK IM LIKE GONNA TJROW UP IN A GOOD??? WAY (anywho sorry for being dead I'll be back,, maybe who knows)

(Art Source)

[anqueerism]

Seeing so-called transfeminists use the word "hysterical" in all fucking seriousness, completely dead fucking ass, in relation to trans men talking about their problems is.... Hilarious. Yes girl, you go! Such a feminist, calling trans men hysterical for being upset about being oppressed! You definitely don't sound like a misogynistic doctor from the 1840s!

Pathetic, honestly. Spines like fucking lawn chairs.

[holoship]

[evilhorse]

But you lecturing us about keeping secret plans is highly ironic.

(Absolute Power #4)

[balerionthedead]

girl help the snake in my brain has entered the 3rd dimension

Akira escaped containment and lives in my house now. Oh dear

[dhs-in-disguise]

Do you see my vision?

[houseminyard]

i cannot lie neil josten is the realest character in all of fiction solely because he reacted to everything the way i would have

[theskullkid]

fanart of jack desmond, black kat’s toony lil oc <3

not sure if i got his eyes right but i think its okay :D

already posted it in the tumblr community, but i wanted to put it here too bc i was super proud of how it turned out and wanted to put it on my personal blog ^^

@blackkatdraws

[chickren]

look grrm’s beef with jk rowling was not recent and not over her gross anti-trans nonsense. (though i suspect her terfiness would offend him)

it was because decades ago she won the hugo he (arguably) deserved for a storm of swords, along with sort of shitting on the fantasy genre and claiming her stuff didn’t belong in it

so he canonically had brienne be vuldemort and give hurry putter his scar in a feast for crows

so, yes, grrm used extremely gnc brienne as the canonical instrument of his revenge on jk rowling, a fact which i, in the year of our lord 2024, find very amusing

[freshbeeth]

this almost makes me want to drop my splatoon character playlists but i know damn well they would kill a small victorian child (the average tumblr userbase that refuses to listen to black ppl music)