#smack that bitch

[denim-devil]

Are we all gonna forget how Maddy served?

[stealingpotatoes]

You can’t convince me that the TL4J (which sounds like a droid designation) don’t have their wanted posters framed and hanging in the New Jedi Order. Both as slightly bragging and to show the young Jedi that peace is fragile and for a long time absent from the galaxy, but worth defending.

someone: the jedi order are weak pacifist peacekeepers the jedi:

[harpers-tartarus]

absolutely wild that Kipperlilly is jealous that Riz killed Kalvaxus when literally any parties in the school could've stuck around to help instead of leaving a bunch of freshman who have literally BEEN IN JAIL FOR AT LEAST A FEW WEEKS and a smattering of adults that don't even show up until halfway through

Like, girlie, get it together, if you wanted that renown, you should've stayed in the gym

[little-pondhead]

Inspired by this post.

[sorrowcure]

WHEN I CHECK THE ALNST SOCIALS AFTER A DAY AND FIND OUT THIS DROPPED OM THE 20TH

AUGH THE ONE DAY I DIDNT CHECK IM LIKE GONNA TJROW UP IN A GOOD??? WAY (anywho sorry for being dead I'll be back,, maybe who knows)

(Art Source)

[fuckmeyer]

if smeyer wasn't a coward vamp!Bella would have immediately eaten her daughter Rensesmem whole-hog like Saturn Devouring His Son

[evilhorse]

But you lecturing us about keeping secret plans is highly ironic.

(Absolute Power #4)

[balerionthedead]

girl help the snake in my brain has entered the 3rd dimension

Akira escaped containment and lives in my house now. Oh dear

[houseminyard]

i cannot lie neil josten is the realest character in all of fiction solely because he reacted to everything the way i would have

[theskullkid]

fanart of jack desmond, black kat’s toony lil oc <3

not sure if i got his eyes right but i think its okay :D

already posted it in the tumblr community, but i wanted to put it here too bc i was super proud of how it turned out and wanted to put it on my personal blog ^^

@blackkatdraws

[dhs-in-disguise]

Do you see my vision?

[chickren]

look grrm’s beef with jk rowling was not recent and not over her gross anti-trans nonsense. (though i suspect her terfiness would offend him)

it was because decades ago she won the hugo he (arguably) deserved for a storm of swords, along with sort of shitting on the fantasy genre and claiming her stuff didn’t belong in it

so he canonically had brienne be vuldemort and give hurry putter his scar in a feast for crows

so, yes, grrm used extremely gnc brienne as the canonical instrument of his revenge on jk rowling, a fact which i, in the year of our lord 2024, find very amusing

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

helloooo have a messy scribble page of oc concepts. unfortunately, im in love and will now proceed to ramble At Length

but before that! rudimentary height chart!

all i know rn is Mairy - the cow - is about the same height as Howdy/Barnaby/Poppy (around 8ft), Hettie & Daisy are in the Wally/Julie/Sally category (around 3ft), and Jesterly is more Frank/Eddie (around 4ft). Derry Drake is fuckoff huge, and Casey is... idk really. tall but not That tall

so. rambles. i... have those, yeah

Mairy Love - she/her - lesbian a gorgeous white/blue cow! originally she was gonna be pink/white, but blue/white is my favorite color combo and honestly? it's dairy colors to me. she's big! she's strong! she's very gentle and sweet but also takes shit from no one, even though she doesn't like confrontation much (unless its playful roughhousing! jokes fly completely over her head! i'm thinking she tends to a lovely orchard of various fruit trees, and probably cultivates some crops for fun as well. maybe seasonal ones? pumpkins for the spooky season, fir trees for those snowy days, etc.

Casey J. Mittens - he/him - aro this orange fella is scaredy cat central! unfortunately for him, he's also curious to a fault! curiosity killed the cat, and he fears the day that rings true for him! he'd rather curl up at home or in a cozy tree, crocheting something cute from one of his many balls of yarn than do anything else. he tries to be a voice of reason, but is too easily convinced otherwise. he's that friend who says "we shouldn't be doing this" as he wholeheartedly assists in the shenanigan in question.

Hettie (currently undecided) - she/her - bi true to her honeybee heritage, Hettie is a florist! she boasts an impressive array of flowers that she tends to like her life depends on it. she's always running around to make sure they're all getting the best care - and she's always checking in on her pals to make sure they're taken care of, too. she's a busy bee who wouldn't know a day's rest if it stung her on the ass! It takes a lot to make her mad, but everybody better watch out when her wings start buzzing

Daisy Hop - she/him - pan i actually created Daisy as a supplementary character for a certain au, but realized i could find a place for her in this little group. i'm thinking he runs a little shop - a roadside stall, more like - where she can both sell her own homemade candy & his friends' stuff! she's the only one in the group that can keep up with Hettie's energy, and even surpass it at times. though unlike Hettie, Daisy knows how to take (and appreciate) a break!

Jesterly - whatever/is/funniest - Derry a menace. they love pranks above all else, oftentimes at the expense of others. he's always up to something and is never not scheming something! there's always Someone to bother! in all honesty she's more like an annoying stray cat that no one can get rid of... and they better not try, or they'll face the wrath of this fool's Very large partner! The jester's cap never comes off, and neither does the mask!

Derry Drake - they/them - Jesterly there's no sugarcoating it - Derry is a big lazy grump! it's almost impossible to get them out of their cave, or off of any place they decide to nap. the only thing that can reliably get them moving is the promise - or prospect - of food. it's a wonder how they've accumulated such a hoard of random things in the back of their cave, seeing as they rarely get up at all. they're incredibly nearsighted and bite first, ask questions later - after all, who knows if the colorful blob in front of them is food or not! better to be safe than hungry!

currently in my mind they have their own little community deep in the woods. Daisy lives in a modified burrow, Maisy has a cute farmhouse, Casey lives in a cozy treehouse, Hettie has a small cottage, and Derry & Jesterly live in a cave. within their community, they share practically everything. want a snack? pluck something from the orchard. need a new pair of mittens? ask Casey! i suppose you could say they're communists <3 (except for Daisy. she won't charge his friends, but anyone else is free game)

Mairy and Hettie have romantic tension, Daisy and Derry are the only ones who can tolerate Jes, Mairy wants Jes dead, Casey is terrified of Derry, Daisy's rapid-fire speech confuses everyone but Hettie, etc. i should make a chart for funsies...

[bishopsqueerblog]

I find it very amusing that when transmascs/men dare to open their mouths to talk about our own LIVED EXPERIENCES, there will always be a TRF in the comments throwing a tantrum and calling us hysterical whores who don’t know what we’re talking about liars.

Interesting, no?

[freshbeeth]

this almost makes me want to drop my splatoon character playlists but i know damn well they would kill a small victorian child (the average tumblr userbase that refuses to listen to black ppl music)

[where-them-kinomiya-at]

Ray and Tyson in a nutshell