#slutty in wano

[badninken]

(totally out of the one piece loop sorry) WAIT HE'S WEARING A BASKET??? I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE MUSHROOM CHIC FASHION OR WHATEVER

Wheezing for real over here. I don't know HOW far out of the loop you are, but the thing he normally wears on his head is absolutely mushroom chic fashion (more like snow leopard fur probably) so you wouldn't be all wrong about that BUT when he goes undercover in the One Piece Edo-era land arc HE WEARS A BASKET ON TOP OF THE MUSHROOM,

like this:

He wears the basket so that he won't have to take his extremely recognizable wanted-poster famous mushroom hat off while he's in disguise. He loses like 90% of his power if he doesn't wear it so it's really important.

this is what he looks like below the basket btw:

Edit: Including the tags in the post after being encouraged to do so.

[moonpaw]

*opens my window and looks outside* Is... Is Luffy dead or something?

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[hauntingblue]

Law your drip too hard. They will kill you

[eelnoise]

beset fixation (nsfw!)

trafalgar law x gn!strawhat!reader cw: smut, possessive law, law struggles w/ feelings, soft law, piv sex, implied situationship, emotional law an: so in my head this takes place in wano, and is kind of a heat of the moment emotional type thing. in my head law's stupid slutty kimono is draped around his shoulders btw hehe tagging: @bby-deerling @kaizokuniichan @themushroomofdeath @risenwrites

Law is obsessed with you.

It eats at him, gnaws into his flesh like sharpened teeth. He feels childish, as if being played for a fool - but the fact of the matter is that you’ve clawed your way into his head. Law finds himself aching with an inexplicable pain that he cannot seem to mend on his own, one that snaps any strands of rationality in two and has him second, third, and fourth guessing his own words.

You’re a Strawhat. After this business is done and accounted for and the alliance ends, you’ll be enemies once again.

Yet Law can’t escape the deep-seated, profound, and frankly infuriating way you linger around in his mind. His inner thoughts speak in your voice, perfectly mimicking every single subtle nuance and tonal shift of the words you’ve spoken to him prior. He longs for your presence, even if he cannot reason with why. The only thing that Law has gleaned is that you are the root problem of it all - and he needs to let you go for his own sake.

Then why now does he have you upon hands and knees, back arched perfectly and covered in sweat while he buries himself as deep inside of you as he can?

Lithe fingers cup at your hips to keep you in place, tips digging into the pliant flesh with enough force to bruise twice over. Law’s pace is ruthless, pouring every single one of his feelings into you with every harsh thrust of his hips - and you still just don’t get it. Are you truly this oblivious to his behavior? How he craves the taste of your skin or the touch of your hands? He all but froths at the mouth when you’re with one of your crewmates, jaw clenching and fists balling at the thought of you leaving with them - leaving him behind.

Law grits his teeth in frustration, and takes it out with a rough smack to your ass. Your cry of ecstasy doesn’t go unnoticed, and his hold on you tightens further when your walls flutter against his cock. He can feel himself start to crumble, and with each salaciously delicious sound you spew he borders further and further off the edge of reality. 

What’s stopping him from keeping you, really?

He could have you whenever he wanted – your touch and body available at the drop of a coin. Nevermore would he need to feel the crushing burden of your absence, to mend the seams of woe that have frayed into his nerves. Try as he might to fight it, this burning desire is kindled when you're with him. 

And now, with you at his mercy beneath him, all thoughts feel like lies. Law feels his will breaking, and for a moment he casts logic aside. The smiles, the laughter, the vivid conversations you've shared – he wants them all to himself. It's selfish,and yet it can't be helped. 

Law's thoughts are interrupted by the sound of your voice. Pleas of finality reach his ears – soft, shaky cries of delirium emanating from your tongue. He knows what you want, and he isn’t about to give you what you want. Not yet.

He slips out of you then, giving you a much needed but very much unwanted moment of reprieve that's cut short before you can even turn your head up toward him in question. Law shifts his hold on your hips and flips you onto your back, hands curling against the undersides of your knees and pressing them toward your chest. Just as he’s realigning himself with you he pauses, unable to stop himself from raising his gaze to yours.

Law inhales sharply and can feel his gaze soften as he looks into your eyes. And in another bout of weakness does his heart leap, a warmth spreading within him that feels so unfamiliar but not unwelcome. He leans forward over your body to quickly capture your lips to his, simultaneously sheathing himself back within you. He swallows both the gasp from your throat as well as his own guilt, indulging himself in the wistful tangle of emotions and limbs that is this moment.

Your tongue eagerly twists into his, your arms coming to cross around his shoulders as if desperate to get as close to him as you can. Law obliges you, wrapping his own arms around your lower back and squeezing you to his chest – though he longs to melt into you entirely. He’s slower now, the rock of his hips beginning to move with more purpose and with an undeniable sense of not-so-hidden sentiment. 

It feels like his sense of self has vanished, and in its place stands someone he doesn’t know. As if the sums of his of attempts at reason had subtracted tenfold. His kiss doesn’t end - save for seconds of breath - slotting your lips together in a long sermon of implicit confessions that are long overdue.

The feeling overtakes him, and soon enough he’s muttering nonsense into your ear about how he needs you and how you make him feel. Telling you all the ways he craves your entire being, how much you’ve changed the way he thinks. It's more than he’s said to anyone at once before, and he doesn’t know – doesn’t care – where it’s coming from.

You reciprocate. It shocks him – the words falling from your tongue should sound foreign, but they don’t. They’re real and they’re raw and they bring Law a comfort he shouldn’t crave.

But he does, he craves it like no other. And hearing your revelation solidifies it.

Law isn’t leaving this country without you by his side.

[kaivenom]

Supernovas Victory prize

Summary: Foursome with Luffy, Law and Kid after the Wano battle. A little plot. a lot of porn.

Warnings: SMUT, unprotected sex (tap it before you wrap it please) , rough sex, dirty talk, creampies, explicit sex, pussy drunk, weed, foursome.

A/N: this is a request made by someone so it's not really a character x reader so, i leave her some of the info about the OC: her name is Kyna. she is on luffys crew she is a traveler/singer, childhood friend and fuckbuddy with Luffy, before Marineford she became friends with Law and Kid and started being FWB with them too, but none of them knows that she is with the other. She is shameless and carefree, 2 moths younger than Luffy, a switch. Pale skin, Green eyes, afro black hair, medium tits, hour glas. She id 5ft (1.5 m) and has ADHD (so unlimited fuck energy).

The person who request it, I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.

Masterlist

Kaido was finally defeated and your captains and friends were finally healed so that leds to only one thing... party.

Wano organized a really big party for his saviours and even with Luffy not wanting to be rewarded, they still managed to stay and drink.

If someone told you two years ago that now you will be feasting and drinking with the three supernova captains you would laugh like crazy... you weren't even a pirate, just a traveler and singer.

But now the party on the streets was over and every pirate was now on the Sunny... still drinking and taking weed?

The night is starting to turn weird but you accepted the weed that Killer gave you and drinked more. The looks of the three captains were on you, from the distance, unsure if to approach you or not, but you were too lost on the weed and Brook's music to care.

Somehow you moved to the sound of the music and decidede to acompany the skeleton. Your voice raised from the multitude and everyone started to cheer.

You can keep the image of my butt as a souvenir.

That line catched the look of some red haired giant, who was sitting with his legs spread and a big jug of booze, eyes sparkling with something dark.

Please, don't think that the sex is gonna cloud my view.

Now you looked at the tall dark haired one, who almost looks like blushing and maybe even a little embarrased or maybe it's just the blunt on his lips.

My body's not an object or dessert, I am not your bitch

The strawhat, your somehow captain and childhood friend, wasnt having his ussual smile. Seems like the atmosphere is weird with this three. So, you crossed eyes with the green haired one, Zoro, the man you've became friends this weeks and know, you dance partner.

You continued singing but now you get down of the improvised stage and came to the muscular men. He started to approach and you both began slow dancing, bodies close and hands getting frisky. You both smiled and danced a little more, until you started to feel really tired and decided to head to your room. You said good night to the swordsman and dissapeared from the lights, but you had the sensation that someone was following you.

"Hey afro girl." an angry voice sounded behind you and you recognized the red head.

"Hey, big boy, what you want?"

"You know what i want." his hand was on yours, making you open the door while pressing his massive body against yours.

Now in your room, he lifted you from the ground to easily kiss you, being so short means that to kis Kid he would have to bend and apparently he is not on the mood to doblegate himself to you. A big slap landed on your ass and made you moan on his mouth, which he smiled and trowed you on the bed.

"So..." he started getting all of his clothes off, "someone was getting a little slutty with Zoro, guess what, i dont like that and now you will pay for it."

Someone who heard that from outside may think that he will hurt you, but you know he is not like that, so you grined and took off your green dress.

"Are you sure you are capable of making me pay?" his eyes sparkled, he loved when you get like that, challenging him to give you all.

Just when his hands were to touch you breasts, you weren't on the bed anymore. You looked to the cause of your teleportation and of course, Trafalgar Law appeared on the scene. Kid started yelling about how "law doesn't have a bussiness there" but you hid your face cause you know its false.

"Right now, giant idiot i see a problem, apparently you had something with this little brat girl, well, i have something going on with her too."

"That's not true" he said but instantly regret it seeing your blush and hidden face, but he wont demostrate weakness, "thats not true cause i fuck her better, we are on different levels."

"What you said..." now Law's honour was hurt and that made both of them starting to yell, leaving you abandoned on the floor, half naked.

"I had anal." "I made her cum three times on a road," "She squirted with me." "We fucked on the forest."

You were starting to get annoyed and cold on the edge of the door and sudently a cold pressence got on your shoulder.

"Why are they yelling those things?" you almost jumped at the voice of Luffy.

"Well, they are arguing about who... fucks me better."

"I dont judge who you play with but, arent you the supposed to say who makes you feel better?" that phrase made you think "And, i can make it into the votation?"

You smiled and yelled to the other men, waiting for them to turn around to put Luffy's hands on your breasts. Their mouths dropped to the floor.

"The one who fucks me better it's Luffy, the first one to do it and well, none of you two can strech his dick... and he is the best at oral."

You heard a little laugh out of your captain and decided to turn and kiss him. He smiled and grabbed your ass with a lustful look, perfectly knowing that the other two are there and his looks are on your butt. His tongue entered your mouth when he pressed your bodies abruptly, instantly feeling his poking erection.

"That's unfair." you don't even know who of them said it.

"Then come here and prove wrong." you answered while Luffy unclipped your bra, they both looked surprised.

This time, it was Law who made the first move, he made room and get you two on bed while getting your last piece of clothing away, your thong.

"Well, he could me better at oral but nothing compares to the fingers of a good surgeon." that it's true, and his tattoes only make it better.

His fingers circled around your clit with anticipation while the other two started to look intrigued and get close, like if it was a show... somehow it is for them. You moaned when his feather touch got to your clit, you wanted him to do more but you are on clear disvantage here. His other hand grabed your head and pulled you to a sloppy kiss, he clearly is showing off. One of his tattoed fingers finally entered your insides with a puffed moan on his mouth from your part.

"Open your eyes, look at the mess you are making." wet noises are filling the air, but the new thing is that you are being watched by two men that are palming their erections thru their pants, "I bet you like this view, since you slept with all three of us, i think you would enjoy it."

You nodded and gasped while another finger was inserted and the movement of Law's hand became fast and mercyless.

"Use your words, Kyna." that whisper sent shivers down your skin, the fingers pumping your insides are not helping to keep your composure.

"Yes, i like being watched." a new sensation was included to the combo, something on your nipples.

"What do you think you are doing Mugiwara?"

"You cant expect to put her tits in front of me and not lick them, it's my favourite dessert."

You knew that right, Luffy loves sucking your tits, and now, the overstimulation of Luffy sloppy licks, Law tongue kisses and fingers inside you, is making you start to tremble. The ussual knot on your stomach is forming and you started to moan louder.

"Say the name of the one who is making you feel this good."

"Lufffy... Law." in reality, you couldn't chose cause the combination was killing your senses.

With a abruptly shake, your body released a powerfull orgasm, leaving you panting and leaning your wieght on Law's chest.

"You did really good, Kyna." Luffy said while getting down to lick your juices and making you cry from overstimulation.

"Yo, mugiwara-ya, this was my achievement. You don't get to say anything."

"We did more that Kid right there." Luffy puffed against your cunt, vibrations sending you shivers.

You opened your eyes and saw Kid for the first time, massive boner poking thru his pants and a lustful look. You are finally coming down of your high so you decided to lift your leg and point at him, like you were challenging him to finally do something.

With an incredibly speed, he took Luffy and Law of your body and got rid of his clothes. His big arm rolled you over to get on four and a big slap echoed on the room.

"So you are finally doing something."

"You know i am big, really big, i wanted you to get your pussy prepared, cause i am going to fucking break it."

You looked at him, just to see his big cock finally free and red, leaking precum. A few pumps from his big hand and he finally entered you, with a grunt from both of you. His big figure blocked you view from everything and his tongue licked your neck seductively.

"If its hurting you a lot, tell me to stop. Now i am going to move... and i am going to make you cum a lot."

You smiled, even though he is so big and grumpy, he still cares about not hurting you, how cute. Who would say that he cares for you when his cock is now burried deep inside you and your spine is vibrating with every thrust. His strong arms are stoping you from falling of the bed, which is cracking under both of your weights. His metal arm is buzzing from time to time near to your pussy and that makes you chuckle.

"Look at them, i want you to fucking look at them while you are moaning with my dick inside you."

You forced yourself to open your teary eyes and look at the other two, while suddently Kid's pace became brutally fast.

"You saw that losers, your cocks are nothing compared to mine."

That's when you noticed that now Luffy is fully pumping his dick at your view while Trafalgar is still clothed.

Your orgasm was close again but suddently Kid slowed his pace.

"Fuck, your pussy is so thight, if i keep moving i will cum." he said with a grunty voice and a glad look?

"Fucking bastard, i was almost there, dont stop now." you dont usually show this side of you to Kid but you are desperate. "if you dont move now, i would squeeze your balls until i breaks them."

You thought for a moment that he would stop fully to punish you but a hard thrust made you lose balance and almost fall, completely robbing your hability to breath.

"If you want it then get it, what you were saying? you were almost there, then lets cum together." a little laugh and more slaps came to your ass.

The pace was unbelievable so soon enough you rolled your eyes and toes, i little string of saliva came down your mouth and finally you got to your high.

"Fuck, that was good. I think i am going too now, i hope you dont mind inside."

A wimpher came out of his mouth, he always does that when he is cumming, and the hot cum painted your insides. He laid on the bed next to you and gave you a final playful slap.

"That was good." a breatheless smile came out of both of your faces and you kissed his red lips.

You took a moment to breathe and a bottle apeaped in front of you.

"Drink it, we dont want you to pass out." you smiled at Law's action while Luffy and Kid looked jelaous.

Soon enough you got yoru energy back so you managed to get up and walk to Law's chair. His eyes followed you all the way till you got to your knees. You didn't break eye contact with him while you undo his belt, and free his cock. A smile appeared on his face and went down to kiss you and finally getting rid on his clothes.

A few pumps from your hand and you sit on his lap to sink on his cock with a moan from you two. You hid your face on his neck and felt his hands press your butt to start moving you slowly.

"Aahhh god, your pussy feels so good. We havent done this in a long time, i almost forgot how well you feel while riding my cock."

With the help of Law's hands, you can reach a new level of rythm. Your arms are around his neck and you get the oportunity to kiss him with tongue.

You smiled and increased your speed to reach your high. Your pussy was hot from all the overstimulation but you have the energy and the need.

"Don't let me fall, or your dick would break." you tried to sound as logical as posible and he let out a small laugh.

"If you break my dick i won't care that much, but i prefer to cum inside you." his hands secured your tights and you could finally reach full speed.

Law was close too, you can sense it cause he is blushing a lot on his head was falling backwards. With a suddent move he circled your waist and inmovilized your moves, now thrusting himself into you.

"Fuck..." you scratched him back while finally cumming, both at the same time.

You gave him a little final kiss and got up, now the cum dripping down your legs. You pointed Luffy and he finally got up, it's his time. He went to you and kissed you, one of his hands streching to your cunt and puttign all the cum back inside you.

Now that Kid got out of the bed, you laid there and openned your legs for him to see.

"You are always the best food." he got on the bed inserted himself on you, "sorry, i am really needy for you... you dont know how crazy you make me."

He hid his face on your neck and started to slowly thrust into you. Something on your stomach started to feel weird.

"Luffy, are you really stretching your dick right now?"

"What a better moment to do it than this?" you laughed while his thrusts became faster.

"Ouch, dont strecth it that much."

He kissed you in a sort way to say sorry, and you sense his decreasing a little. His lips are puffing your moans or sucking your tits.

His sweat and body temperature became too much to handle, scratching his back with your nails while you are finally getting at your limit.

His dick exploded inside you, and you could feel how the cum dripped down your legs. You cant are exhausted and decided to finally go to sleep. Your eyes closing without any warning, finally the efects of the weed taking your body.

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You woke up on the middle of the night with the bodies of the three of them around you, your head on Kid's chest, Law being the big spoon and Luffy's head on your ass. You smiled remembering everything, they aren't ussually this rough or passional, your body is bruised cause of that... maybe they took the same amount of weed as you, you thought, cause you didn't saw them as the type of men to share a girl. But you couldnn't care more cause you felt asleep again.

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Morning came and you woke up, this time with your full energy again. And you realized that they left you alone on the bed, but they cleaned you up so not bad. You couldn't be mad at them, they are captains so, they cant stay in bed that much.

"Morning." the door oppened and Luffy came inside with food.

"Morning" you answered seductively, he got the message instantly.

"My head is spinning from tonight and you still have the energy to fuck again?"

"You know i always have energy, especially for this."

You smashed your lips together and made him come to the bed, but this time you had another plan. You separated your lips and got to his boxers, putting your naked ass on his face.

"Since you are tired we can do this. But if you cant then i will go to..."

Inmediatly he pushed your hips down and started to lick like a starved men. You decided to start sucking his dick to make it hard and massage his balls. Soon enough his member got really hard with pulsating veins. Moaning on his dick was inevitable and the vibrations only made him chuckle on your pussy. Small bites and playfull licks made you go crazy.

"God, your pussy is so sweet and delicious, i could be here all my life. It's so red and juicy."

How it's not going to be red from tonight activities? you thought. You manage to deepthroat him and he finally came. His tongue entered your pussy while you were swallowing his cum, but that didn't stop the orgasm that drove your body to tremble.

"Oh, fuck, you do this so good, and seeing all the marks on your body just makes it better" he said with a smile moving you to sit on his chest, licking the remanents of your juices on his chin.

His belly made some noise and it was clear that you had some hunger too.

You finished eating and dress up, passing thru the mirror you clearly saw that the slaps and the bites made their marks on your body.

So you went to the yellow tank, proudly walking on a top and shorts, meeting eyes with Law, that now it's really flustered.

He pushed you to his room and you laid on the bed, leaving your ass up.

"What do you think you are doing? you want me to pass out on the deck?"

"Dont lie to me and yourself, we both know you love this marks." you lifted your ass a little more, "maybe you can make more?"

His face was surprised, tempted, not believing the situation or how you still have energy.

"You are such a fucking brat, gosh, why i can't tell you no."

You smiled while he unzipped his pants, just to free his cock that is alerady hard.

"Look at you, i said that you were really turned on."

He grunted and put his hands on your wrists, keeping you from rolling over and looking at him.

"If you are so eager to lif your ass then do it now for me."

In this position of prone bone, he entered slowly, almost saying something cause you are already wet and dilated. But he didn't say anything just started moving really fast, knowing that wont hurt you. Sloppy sounds filling the room and mixing wtih both of your moans. A couple of minutes later, his cock twitched inside you and the release came again.

"Fuck, i was planning of lasting a little but god, this position and your ass and fuck... yesterday, i am a little exhausted." you almost oved to get out, sad that you didnt reach your high but his legs locked your. "i didnt say i was over."

His thrusts were erratic due to him still being on his high, pushing his cum inside of you again, and that sensation made you orgasm soon after him.

"Thanks, my surgeon." with a breathy moan you started to dress up and kissed him, "i will see you around."

"You are unbelievable."

"That why you come back to me always."

You smiled and got out with your final stop on mind. You got to the deck of the Victoria Punk and to the kitchen, where you saw Kid chugging a lot of water.

"You know that only works directly after drinking, right?"

"Shut up." you smirked and sat on the table, getting off your shorts and moving your pants to the side.

"Kid..." you almost singed to make him turn around, the jar almost dropped at the view of your cunt.

"My god, you only got presents for me."

He unbuckle his pants and got his boxers down to his feet. His big cock was a littly fluffy, which you looked funny at him.

"Not everyone has such a high sex drive. WHy dont you help it woke up?" with that order your hand traveled to his dick and started to pump it until it stiffen on your fingers. "gosh, your hand works wonders on me, every time."

With two fingers he tested how streched you were, making a sarcastic grin when it entered so easily and got out painted in white. His metalic arm holded your leg on his shoulder. And finally his cock entered on you.

"Fuck, you are really wet you needy girl."

He didnt waste time on foreplay or cute things, he directly started to pound into you at a monster pace. His cock was filling your insides so much that breathing was difficult sometimes. Moaning really loud was inevitable and you wished that nobody came inside the kitchen.

The feeling on your stomach was starting to get strong again.

"Fuck, your fucking pussy, i am going to..." you both cummed at the same time, with a broken moan and a low groan.

He pulled out and the white liquid spread to the floor, which you looked at him worried and shaking.

"Don't worry, Killer will clean it."

"No i wont." Killer's voice sounded from the other side of the kitchen's wall and Kid became a red tomato.

"Hello Killer, sorry, Kid will cleaned." you looked at the embarrased redhair, now his face is the same colour as his hair. "good morning big boy."

You kissed his neck, cause you coudln't reach higher even on the table, and decided to finally go an take a shower.

[the-fluff-piece]

For the now closed follower milestone event!

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Dream Girl

Zoro is a great sleeper, he has so much practice at it. So of course it throws him completely off balance when he begins to lose control of his dreams. Content: Zoro dreams sexy dreams about you and flirts aggressively. Contains sexy scenes but no smut

Zoro fought viciously. He watched his blades cut through the waves of faceless enemies with deadly precision and force. Sweat dripping from his bare chest, jaws already aching from holding his third sword. Go further. The hallway was lined with wano-style shoji doors, it seemed to stretch endlessly. He pressed on, towards his goal.

A big enemy, swinging a Hammer - no match for Zoro's speed or strength. A swift cut - the Hammer fell together with his master. Heaving, he let his swords slip back into their sheaths, a good fight.

The door directly ahead of him was painted with flowers and waterfalls. He opened them, finding a sweet surprise behind. A mass of concubines was giggling and already clinging to him, praising his strength with high, female voices.

"We have a gift for you" they cooed and led him to a large room, empty but for a mass of pillows in its centre. He almost drooled as he saw who lay there: y/n was seductively posing in the soft cushions, her eyelids heavy, her mouth painted red as blood. She wore an ornate kimono, the obi bound in front - like a whore would wear it. Not like it actually covered her body, it hung off her shoulders and a wide gap in the middle revealed the sweet space between her soft breasts, her belly. Knowing how to tease him, she had clamped her legs shut, blocking the sight he craved.

Pushed and encouraged by the concubines, Zoro practically flew on top of her and pinned her arms above her head, growling like an animal, licking his lips.

She moaned like he was already inside her. Zoro was as horny as he never was before.

He awoke shaken by lust and his own bucking hips - and his face on the floor. It took him a few seconds to realise that he had fallen out of his hammock. He groggily sat up, still absolutely randy. What was he dreaming about? It was stupid hot, he was sure, but the specifics already dwindled. He stumbled into the bathroom to finnish what his dream had started and get a clear head again.

But even as he sat down for breakfast, he still couldn't shake the weird feeling he had.

Bent over his tea and a sandwich, his mind grasped at the bits and pieces he could remember. Wano country? He fought. It happened a lot in his dreams. Mhm, concubines! That happened sometimes. But there was a bit more. As he dug in his own head for the memory that made him feel like a horny teenager, someone sat down opposite him.

"Morning y/nnaaaaaaaaa" he tried to greet his crewmate, but as soon as he looked in her face, he remembered with an uncomfortable clarity. His price, in a slutty outfit, there for him to take. As the memory of the dream returned, crashing is self control, his mouth stopped receiving orders and he almost chocked on a piece of bread. He coughed so loudly Chopper hurried to him and patted his back softly with his litttle hoof.

"Zoro, breathe!" the deer gave him his expert opinion as Zoro waved him off and got a grasp on himself.

He never looked much at women, unless they had swords to fight him, and especially he swore to never look at his crewmates this way to avoid complications. But right now, he couldn't tear his eye off her, staring, as bite by bite, her breakfast disappeared into her mouth. It had been red in his dream, but just as seductive with its natural shade.

When she spoke to Usopp, laughing at one of his stupid stories, Zoro had to swallow, he was reminded of that maddening moan from his dream that literally kicked him out of bed.

Fuck, she is absolutely cute, Zoro thought, chewing his breakfast. Remembering his past interactions with her, he realised that he felt most comfortable around her out of all the crew, maybe even more than with Luffy. She was always patient when he got lost, she was impressed by his skill, she tended to his wounds and thanked him when he had fought for her. And she laughed at his jokes, sometimes when no one else seemed to even notice them.

The more he thought about it, the clearer it became: he actually did think about her like a prize he won for fighting. When he had been absolutely out after his encounter with Kuma, she had taken great care of him, making him feel warm and safe.

No use in denying it anymore. He had a thing for her.

Fuck, he thought.

Fuckfuck, his mind repeated.

"I cannot fucking deal with this"he thought while wolfing down breakfast without really tasting it.

You

Full day ahead of you - you promised Nami to take care of her trees for today and than you wanted to help Chopper catalogue his herbs.

With your shears in hand, you got to work. There was a branch that would grow inward, possibly making the tree crown too dense, so you stretched and stretched to reach it without having to use the ladder. It was just out of reach, but suddenly moved towards you and you could grab it. You looked up - a scar and a light blue eye looked back down at you.

"Hey Zoro, thank you for helping me!" you thanked the swordsman. He was towering over you and could reach the higher parts with ease. He was also standing less than an inch behind you, so when you looked up your head almost bumped into his chest. Usually he respected other people's private space a bit more.

"No problem!" he answered and smiled. "Need me to grab anything else?" He asked, and swallowed as he realised that it sounded suggestive.

"No, not really" you told him - and lost your balance as you looked up at him and tried to turn around at the same time. He caught you with ease around your waist and brought you up against his chest, causing you to face him.

You were just catching your breath as his eyes grew heavy-lidded and his face came nearer.

His lips hovered above yours for a second, so close you could almost taste them, before he suddenly jerked his head back like he was burned.

You managed a small "thank you" and he let you down, looking flustered.

And things didn't get much better from here. He followed you around like a puppy, the whole day, growling at any crewmates that tried to communicate with you - except the girls and Chopper.

He grumpily sat beside you at dinner and looked like he could kill Sanji when he brought you an extra treat.

After dinner, he disappeared with a bottle of sake and it took you some time to find him huddled in a corner on deck, well on his way to getting drunk.

"Zoro, what's wrong with you today?" You demanded to know.

"Nuffin'" He mumbled, not looking at you.

"Following me all day and starting fights with the others is so unlike you, that's not nothing. What's wrong?" You asked again, bending down to look at his face.

"Nothing!" He shouted aggressively.

"I am not leaving until you tell me!" You stated your point again. You've had it with him.

"So you wann know?" He asked, clearly upset.

"Yes." You answered.

"You wanted it..." he said and took a step toward you, grabbing zur chin.

"It's you" He said, "you're doing this to me. I cannot deal with this right now..."

"I didn't to ANY-"your beginning protest is drowned by Zoro's greedy lips, practically eating you up. You felt a moan rumbling through his throat as he pressed you closer against his chest.

After an enticing moment that felt like an eternity, he let you go, panting and challenged you with a look.

His handsome face was red, his eye glinting, as he licked his lips as if he wanted to taste you once more.

"Now you know" he stated, studying your face.

"I can't fucking deal with this" you blurted out as you realised that everything has changed between you.

His shoulders started to shake - a deep laugh burst out of him.

"Me neither!" he chuckled. It was infectious and you had to laugh, too.

"Let's not deal with this, ever" he said, still laughing.

"Nah, let's not" you chimed in.

For a moment, you enjoyed the shared laughter, but as soon as it subsided, a nerve-wrecking silence fell over you. He nervously rubbed the back of his head as you stared at your shoes.

You kind of feared that this was it - case closed. As you looked up, you could barely brace yourself for impact again as he fell upon you, pinning you to the deck of the going merry.

"Not. Dealing. With. This" he breathed, his words immediately betrayed by his mouth as he devoured yours once again.

So yeah, that's you and Zoro not dealing with shit

[kingofthe-egirls]

MONSTER TRIO BROTHEL AU WHERE ALL MY SLUTTY MEN ARE PROSTITUTES

this would be MY brothel where everything is feminist and fun and joyful (and luxurious and playful and full of velvet cushions, sake, and satin robes)

so many situations for y/n to be in

she could be the brothel madam (like me hehe) and get exasperated with her crew's stupidity/playfulness

Robin and Nami could also be artists there, Nami as a findom (who never lets clients touch her) and Robin as a quiet, lovely soul who will actually get to know you and read you interesting sections of books

Robin does tea ceremonies ugh (and Wano fan dances like omg)

there's a lobby area where the bar/music/dancing happens, with VIP booths where big name clients come to hang out before going back upstairs to their artist's boudoir (everyone gets their own room set up how they like, w security and everything. also everyone gets paid so much)

big name clients like Shanks, Crocodile, Law, Mihawk, etc. who all hear about the brothel's prestige and start to build their own special connections to you, as the madame or as a new artist, ugh whatever your little y/n heart desires

there's a lil fortune telling area bc i'm me and i'm a tarot reader

i am also a camgirl/porn star irl so like. don't come for me saying this is abusive or whatnot. it's litcherally not,,, this is a sex/sex work positive blog and im sorry but puritans aint welcome here

Sanji......always surrounded by a group of girls that literally never leave him alone. he's in heaven.

i'm so obsessed with whore!luffy like i'm so ill. him in his red kimono jumping around having fun, talking to people and showing off, running in and out of the building at full speed, definitely taking over the dance floor at all times

im obsessed w this plz ask me for requests im dying over here

y/n as a shy, first time client

y/n as a special client who requests all three of the monster trio

getting absolutely destroyed in their bed

like.....yeah

[lawomi]

Trans man Law x Slutty mink, baby.

🔞Bluesky💃

Oops spelled mythical wrong lmfao.

Hito hito no mi: mythical model werewolf gives her a humanoid werewolf form. Gives her boosts under moonlight and awakening allows Sulong at will.

She joins the Heart Pirates post Wano, but boards the Polar Tang when they were departing Zou.

[fablecore]

out of curiosity, what are your favorite One Piece theories?? doesnt have to mean youll add them to Sophie's story or that you even believe theyll happen/accept them as hc, it cant be but you dont have to take it like that; i was just curious! spoilers are fine as far as im concerned, but feel free to do the Spoiler Warning thing for other people if you feel so inclined ✌️

blackbeard has three souls! that's why he doesn't need to sleep and can eat two devil fruits, and he's going to eat a third one at some point. probably a zoan since he already has a logia and paramecia. luffy isn't safe :-) ok listen i would root for luffy in this fight but a villain pushing the narrative trajectory forward through sheer force of will is so appealing 💖 also the more people call him ugly the fonder i become. he's ugly and so what?? people will blog about their ugly slimy sexymen every day, but god forbid someone is fat with missing teeth. let's be honest with ourselves. if blackbeard looked like law, a significant portion of the fandom would be super into reforming/redeeming him. i, on the other hand, don't need him to look like law to— (i'm kidding. or am i)

i enjoy the tashigi is kuina theory. or at least the tashigi has some connection to wano theory. i enjoy it so much i wrote a oneshot about it. i also wrote a different oneshot where tashigi killed mihawk and became the real final boss in zoro's story. she's MY neurodivergent low-vision failgirl and i WILL make her thematically relevant

the red line will be destroyed and the oceans will merge, creating all blue. i wonder if this could mean the red line was artificially constructed, and a long time ago all blue was just the world ocean

we're going to meet someone who the previous user of law's fruit turned immortal

the davy back fight did something significant in the past and it'll come back in the future

shakky being a former kuja empress is a confirmed theory that i really liked. except oda revealed it in the most boring way possible and we didn't even get to see her fight to protect her homeland. this is a crime that cannot be forgiven

shanks makino baby. but i'm so over the trope of absent fathers sailing off to adventure while their wives/maternal figures raise their kid for them. just bring them with you! there is nowhere safer in the world than on an emperor's ship. however... i Am into the characterization of shanks where he isn't a good father and isn't 100% faithful to makino. a shanks who tells her "i can't bring you along for your own safety" and goes off partying while makino is breastfeeding and changing diapers at home. he's a slutty emperor who's a horrible boyfriend who's luffy's hero figure who's guilt-ridden every time he thinks about makino who he loves but he also loves the ocean and freedom and his own power. the implications compel me

hmm that's all the theories i like! i think these are pretty common and most people have heard of them. let me know if i missed any good ones 🙆‍♀️

[blacklegsanjiii]

•°♤°• NGL I think if Hiyori is the most beautiful woman in Wano, I think Sanji is the most beautiful man in Germa. No one can convince me otherwise when I see that slutty waist of his for ppl to grab 👀

He's the slut of the Sunny. I'll say that.

[thus-spoke-lo]

to kinda celebrate almost wrapping up Pain Management, i pre-ordered the slutty Wano Law figure that just came back in stock, and it doesn't ship til next May which means i have a year to explain myself to my partner :3

[dazaii]

top 5 zoro slutty moments go go go

BEST. QUESTION. EVER!!!!!

but to only name 5 already makes me struggle and tbh i don't have an order on these???? bc like.... i can't choose an order, but at least my top 5

whiskey peak zoro.... "i like to finish what i start"... and then that smirk while licking the blood off..... SIR i can only handle so much

wano zoro...... just wano zoro in general bc this whole arc was slut zoro era (but especially his seppuku moment)

zoro changing his shirt in skypiea to our favorite blue shirt... like the blue shirt itself??? the outfit??? already chefs kiss but then HOW HE CHANGED IT.... like was it necessary to basically do a striptease? yes, yes it was

that boob twist that toei specifically animated just for people like us

arlong park zoro when he was sitting on arlong's throne.... he knew what he was doing while sitting like that, with his arms crossed behind his head, wearing that stupid shirt

ask me my top 5 anything

[drheartstealer]

What's your favorite Law outfit

That's a tough question! I like Law in onigashima outfit, but it doesn't feel like classic law. Maybe Dressrosa is classic Law. But I love his coat in Punk Hazard as well. I also like how slutty he looks in his Wano clothes, when his legs just kinda get seen 😍 Law has good fashion sense ;-; I would go with Dressrosa Law, for being so slutty he always has his chest out.

[slydiddledeedee]

OP warlords ranked by sluttiness (least to most)

Kuma: Catholic. Not internally or externally slutty. Regularly sends sluts he doesn’t like flying off into the distance

Blackbeard: contrary to what this image may suggest, not that slutty. Just a bad dude. Hate him

Moria: just look at him. Not that those shaped like gourds can’t be slutty, but he isn’t. Only ranks higher than blackbeard by virtue of having slutty friends

Buggy: part of his title is “the clown.” Still not in slutty territory, but very divorced

Crocodile: it saddens me to say this but with him we have reached the sluts. He is not particularly slutty, but far and away sluttier than the first four

Jinbei: do i want to think about jinbei’s sluttiness? No, but the truth must be said, he can get it

Hancock: very externally slutty, not very internally slutty. Does not rank higher due to her attraction to Luffy, a sexless being

Law: higher internal sluttiness than one would expect. Wish I could find the pic of him in wano with his dick hanging out.

Mihawk: extraordinarily slutty. Walks around in tight pants and a cape. Not true catholic—only in it for the aesthetic, which in fact raises his sluttiness

Whore

[llamasgotoheaven]

This is a cute spread. Not sure I buy the dating cart thing though, since to me those just look like regular wagons of the same size, one of which is tipping upwards. Law of the blue could just mean law of the seas.

An interesting coincidence that their carts are almost the same color, but that argument falls flat when you look at Nami and Chopper’s matching colors.

I wanna add something I find a little striking, namely Zoro strips his shirt off for lke no obvious discernible reason again right next to Robin

He did it on Skypiea when he was dripping wet but two things about that instance are funny to me

A) he never changed pants ??? Do u have no spare pants ??? Wtf

B) He’s gotten drenched several times before throughout one piece but never once made a show of himself by changing clothes in front of women until Robin joins the crew... Which to me seems most definitely like a sexual display lol

Color Spread 483

This is the color spread of chapter 483: “The law of the BLUE.” What…a pig swims freestyle? That’s kinda weird hahaha.

Let’s compare each seat with one another. Have you noticed that the shapes of all the seats are the same, except Zoro’s and Robin’s?

Look, the ordinary seats are like this one.

But there’s an upright thing between Zoro and Robin. It must be a division, not the back of a seat (because of the angle.) So it was originally designed as a double-seated section.

Upper and lower left, the ordinary ones. Upper and lower right, Zoro’s and Robin’s. Kinda like a dating section.

Because it isn’t by the order of them getting on board, they might choose where to sit by themselves. The section where they can stick together? Great choice!

Besides, the colors of blue and dark blue are way too similar. Did Oda do it on purpose? Wait…… The title, the law of the BLUE. What does it mean? Big fish swallow the smaller ones? Or BLUE points to where Zoro and Robin are? The law of Zorobin, an underestimated ship?

Robin can’t swim but there’s no even a little bit worry on her face. Zoro is with her every time she lookes super relaxed.

Ps. Thank you, @rawriceee I can’t do this without you😭😭😭.