#sloppy steaks

[yimra]

[erebusvincent]

Happy Election Day. 🇺🇸❤️🤍💙🇺🇸

[i-think-you-should-leave]

Glass house, white Ferrari, live for New Year's Eve. Sloppy steaks at Truffoni's. Big rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it. Water splashing around the table makes the night so much more fun. After the club, go to Truffoni's for sloppy steaks. They'd say "no sloppy steaks!" but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water. Before you knew it, we were dumping that water on those steaks. The waiters were coming to try and snatch 'em up. We had to eat as fast as we could. Oh I miss those nights! I was a piece of shit, though.

[missesotericka]

hyperfixation unlocked: drawing samson with his hair not slicked back

i just think he’s cute ‘n i wanna protect him 🥺

[gummyartstradingcards]

[birdstooth]

what's up birdstooth. idk if you've seen the show i think you should leave but if you haven't i recommend you watch the sketch called sloppy steaks. it is so so erik core. perhaps it might even provide some inspiration for a doodle (not a request just a rec that i think you might find funny!)

Is this the sketch????

Bro this was a wild ride and the ending was like whatttttt how did I get tricked into feeling good like I came to see a man have a mental breakdown and embarrass himself but I left w my soul feeling peaceful n uplifted 😲😭😌🙏

[wayneskylarsgoatee]

It’s been 2 yrs since my last post because the pandemic has not been kind to me. I lost family to COVID and dealt with some pretty serious psychiatric issues as a result of the state of the world, but I’m back, babey!! And I’m still on the Raleigh Samson Defense Squad (this time with new and improved art)!!! Someone please let this sad old man be happy for once!!!! Expect more stupid drawings of my boy in the coming days b/c I quit my awful call center job and won’t be working again until April.

[creamyberries-lovely]

t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

[fragile-snail]

when kendall meets shiv’s baby he’s gonna be like tim robinson in that one sketch where he’s worried the baby thinks people can’t change bc he used to be a real piece of shit

[argisthebulwark]

no scrumdiddilyumptious wet beef?

fireball fireball fireball fireball fireball fireb

[cowbpy]

Wet meat for dinner again

[slippery-minghus]

wellp. finally cooked the giant pack of pork chops that have been in my freezer for over a year because my mom got them while she was house sitting and could never comprehend that i don't like pork chops.

but you used to love them when you were little! no, i lived in a "you get what you get, and you don't pitch a fit" household, and you served them WAY too often. the sensory hell from how they were prepared made me want to cry every time.

the ones i just made turned out... decent. it's not how i like to cook (a separate meat. a separate starch. a separate veg) but i didn't want to let them go to waste.

i don't really feel like i'm reclaiming anything here. just taking some of her ilk that she left in my space and removing it without being wasteful.

not that she's dead, but my mom from ~2004 is rolling in her grave over the fact that i put brown sugar on the damn pork chops. and salt!!!

[cakebatteronabrickwall]

Roman meeting Shiv's baby would go like that I think you should leave sketch with the "i used to be a piece of shit, slicked back hair" line

[indecisive-dizzy]

Bedtime has been interrupted by Hungry (and my inbox, im gettin to that-)

sigh i love food combos that may sound odd but aren't.

[runawayballista]

2 days ago tama messaged me the baby cries sketch from i think you should leave with “is this robin and lon’qu and baby morgan” and i have not stopped thinking about it