#slip and slide

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was running down a slip and slide. Not like how hallways feel like slip and slides in dreams, like an actual slip and slide. Anyway, I accidentally killed a guy somehow.

[is-this-working]

Ok but why is seeing Vova in socks so cute?

[beardedmrbean]

Please enjoy this top-rated moment from 2023, courtesy of our @Katmainpp #bearcam

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[gadawg-404]

Summer

[skullywullypully]

[shirozen]

Bags are out of the bag

[inkskinned]

don't worry, they're joking! they're always joking when it would be something, like bigoted. because i'm not a bigot, obviously, i just vote for bigots - well, they're not bigots either, you can't really call someone a bigot just because they have religious views. this is the land of the free, and it's a christian nation, after all. you can pretend otherwise but let's just be real here; all our values are really based on the bible. anyway, i know you liberals get your panties in a twist - can i say that, or are you gonna cancel me, haha, #metoo - about every little joke he said and every little dramatic political view. oh, fascist this and fascist that. you are online too much, you love the word fascist because it's big and you're just paranoid about things.

well, no, i don't, like, read the policies. i have a life. and so what if they wrote - stop it, it's not a manifesto, okay? he eventually backed off from that - oh the vice president? who cares about that guy, that isn't real power. you're being dramatic, they're just spitballing. everyone makes big claims when they're out there campaigning. he just means he personally wouldn't get gay married. you want him to divorce his wife and get gay married? anyway, even if they cancelled gay marriage - it wouldn't happen, okay? nobody i know really cares about that - it'd be states-rights like those abortions you love so much. and you live in a blue state. you live in like the gay capital of the world. i don't know why it'd be so bad for you, you're borrowing trouble there.

and besides, you're missing the point of his campaign! you people want to be victims so bad you completely ignore what we're really voting for. there are tons of good things that happened because of his name and his policies - the economy, for one. oh stop, just because i can't tell you what a tariff is off the top of my head doesn't mean i don't have eyes. and stuff was better under him! well, yeah, anything good is his work, obviously. what? no, all the bad stuff was biden. and probably also obama. what do you even care about this, anyway? it's not going to effect you. it's four years.

oh my god, not the climate change argument again, i'm not getting into that. i don't care about it. if my house is beachfront that's great news for me. and we don't really know what's causing it. no, i saw you forwarded me those articles and i just laughed. what, do you think i have time to sit on my ass and read shit? huh? well, no, i like reading the babylon bee. they actually had a great article about all you climate freaks. and in the meantime, what do you want me to do? i'm not paying 4 dollars for gas. liberals love to talk about solutions but never pay for the solutions. what do you mean blocked because of congress. you gotta stop with the conspiracy shit.

no, my side doesn't have real conspiracy theories. the vaccine thing is a real thing. besides, you yourself don't like big pharma. just because i have an opinion, suddenly now you think big pharma is great? and this is serious, okay? your mom's friend's coworker has a kid that died from a heart event. i don't want you getting any more vaccines. i regret that you got them as a kid, i'd redo them. what do you mean you'd vaccinate your own kids? are you finally thinking of having some? you know i want grandkids - oh stop, i've never pressured you, i'm just saying that if you're going to get gay married, you might as well give me some normal grandkids to love.

stop, you know what i meant. what? no, he's not going to take away your right to adopt. besides, you could always use a sperm donor, haha, i know your high school ex would love to - jesus! okay! no need to snap. i'm just saying that you don't need to be married to have a kid. the only real benefit to marriage is taxes, haha. it won't change anything. oh my god, no, there won't be a rise in hate crimes. well, it's not his fault what people do in his name! he eventually spoke out against that, anyway.

what do you mean he supported them? i didn't hear him say that. oh. well, yeah, he said it, but like, he's clearly joking.

[notspellsfromaspellbook]

You can temporarily slide around on the ground after running as if you were wearing socks on a wood floor.

[jesuistrestriste]

art fingers you like he’s sculpting; curling his fingers and pressing the pads of his digits into your inner walls like he’s trying to coax a symphony of pleasure out of your body ..

and patrick fingers you like he’s trying to get his coins out of the coin return slot .

[jonasiegenthaler]

njd@sea | 06.01.25

[fidjiefidjie]

Happy dog ! 🐕 ❄️ 🛷

🎶 Slip Slidin’ Away

[dawnbreakersgaze]

Petition for Papergames to give us an "outfit" (or maybe accessory?) for Raf with his scales out because

Oh my God is he gorgeous and I want to look at him like this all the time????

Like excuse me this man isn't just an artist, he IS the art

[heycallmered]

beware the pipeline:

incest kink is wrong -> incest kink is ick -> incest kink is fine -> I understand the appeal -> please, mommy? 🥺

[capturedbeauty]

[hyuckonia]

why does ace's clubwear in the guest room have no shoes? there's only one answer. ace rawdogging on the court, quite literally 😰😰😰

(special thanks to @spontaneouscakes for the pic of the guest room, she was the one who made this harrowing discovery)

[todayinhiphophistory]

Today in Hip Hop History:

Trick Daddy released his second album www.thug.com September 22, 1998