#slime's ramblings

[stormyaxolotl]

personal post- you ever hate when schools fuck up? like i'm a junior but they have me down as a sophomore- so I have to do state testing and the principal is an ass- so now I just did fucking state testing cause he doesn't see me as a junior- I hate cis middle aged men it also could be that he just doesn't fucking like me either- I have purple hair and I'm gay [I have a bf] [we look like a cis couple] [so it could be that I'm just the weird kid]

[lazylittledragon]

being a tboy with a skincare routine is just. every day i wake up and put on the Slime. and then the other Slime. and the first Slime means you need more of the second Slime. i could kill sisyphus

[miscling]

gonna get slime hrt and inhabit a blow-up sex doll when i need to hold a shape

[dat-physics-gal]

I gotta talk about Tensura

Before i explode, because it's hyperfixation time again apparently.

Brain has decided, i am powerless.

You know, this guy:

I absolutely adore this show, but if you only research it instead of watching, you might get the idea that it's your run of the mill gimmick isekai. And in terms of setting, i would completely agree with you. Even most of the characters are pure stereotypes to be honest, with one singular exception: The MC, Rimuru himself.

-First off. Adult. Not a teen, the dude was in his late 30s when he died. And that shit shows in the maturity of his decisions.

-Secondly, while he's op as fuck, a standard for an isekai really, that isn't the focus. No, that part is treated as the set dressing that it is. The actual story points? They're about diplomacy. About connecting with people. About grief, and how to move through it. About conflict, and how it can be resolved. And about how sometimes it has to be resolved by violence, but that that's never a good first response, only a fallback if all else fails. And about how to enjoy life despite it all, about never being too old to have fun with your friends.

-Third, while this is a headcanon, it's pretty easy to conclude from a couple lines in the first episodes: He's aromantic, though probably also bisexual? You don't tend to see that in media, ever. Or, at least, only if you want to make a character seem evil and heartless, which Rimuru is the polar opposite of.

-Fourth... Look again at this creature and try to tell me he isn't adorable and huggable.

Or look at him with his newly acquired sentient pet friend and humanoid form:

He was such an awakening for me in terms of being aromantic, and arguably also agender. Like, all i had seen before were aros who lamented not being able to feel romantic attraction, or who were called heartless and internalized it.

Or aromantics who argued that they could still have a partner, even if they didn't feel romantic attraction. Which, while true, isn't what I want from life.

Or agender people with really strong dysphoria, who needed to change their body asap. Which, again, while totally understandable, isn't the situation i find myself in.

On the agender part, Rimuru doesn't really mind all too much that his human form is sexless. Sure he makes a comment about it once, but he does have the option of shapeshifting into a different form if he wanted to. And he doesn't take it. I found that incredibly relatable.

Sorry, i know i'm rambling, but i just... needed to express that.

This show, this character, they've arguably changed my life.

This animation gave me a look at realistic optimism with the story it told, and in the same stroke a character i could relate to incredibly well.

[appystruda]

something terrible has happened to my brain where now all i can think about is drawing more mcyts as slime ranchers in that same videogame splash artstyle as the jim one i did

its haunting me

[alienssstufff]

Your gegg is soooo cuteee 💘💘 I don't know how you do it but you draw this specimen perfectly

ty! the secret is egg :]

[howl-gets-silly]

I will not lie though my brain has been very slime focused lately, there's honest to god not enough content of it out there. I don't think there will ever truly be enough, but I digress!!

There's so many different scenarios you could go with

Traveling somewhere and either stumbling across a very eager slime, or being ambushed by said eager slime. Pulling you close and trapping you, pressing itself into your mouth or other holes, pushing it's way inside and filling you up completely and entirely. Making itself right at home inside of you where it's warm and comfortable and safe while you become an absolute mess. Stomach bloated out and impossibly round and swollen, shifting and swaying with the slime inside

I like to think of having pet slimes that serve that same purpose, made entirely for filling you up and existing inside. More docile than their wild siblings, not looking for a safe den to hibernate or lay their young but doing it out of leftover instinct and enjoyment.

Or!! Or!! Just as good, smaller slimes, no bigger than the palm of your hand, made specifically for eating. Calorie dense is always a delight but I don't mind if they're not. Shoveling handful after handful in your mouth, how easily they slide down your throat, how pleasantly they plop into your stomach, how quickly they explore the area and press against your insides.

Honestly slimes were made to be eaten and consumed and just, be inside. I can't think of a more perfect existence for those little guys, I need a dozen right now, so soooo badly.

[moreaugriffins]

IDK who needs to hear this, but Egon and Ray aren't the only autistic og ghostbusters

Peter is too

Your telling me this man with two PhDs related to psychology, who always has the exact right thing to say to manipulate a situation to his favour (when it's a planned/known situation), but cocks up massively when it's an unknown situation, who has a massive reaction to getting slimed (more so than the others), who would rather joke all the time than take a situation seriously because wtf should he say

you're telling me this man is neurotypical?

nah

Winston's the only NT in this group (idk how he deals with these weirdos (affectionate))

[paper-pendragon]

motivating myself to write my paper about fungi by talking about fungi:

in Tokyo in 2010, scientists wanted to test the limits of 'brainless' organisms, especially their decision making skills, so they made a little obstacle course in a Petri dish and sent a slime mold to navigate it. they set it up with light and oats, the oats acting as goals and the lights acting as deterrents. the oats were placed in such a way that represented the major train stations in Tokyo. in LESS THAN TWO DAYS, the slime mold had perfectly navigated the obstacle course and hit all the oat stations. when the scientists compared the Petri dish patterns to the city, they noticed that the slime mold had perfectly replicated the train lines of Tokyo. in the most efficient way possible. a task which took humans FIVE YEARS to plan, design and build. slime molds do not have nervous systems, brains, or (as it was previously believed) the ability to form complex thoughts. however, these molds were able to design this system quicker and more efficiently than humans ver have. they were even able to create a path for the shortest route through an IKEA.

the whole concept that organisms other than humans are unable to make decisions or solve complex problems is incredibly outdated and should have been disproven years ago when the Great Chain of Being was first challenged, but these ideas have stuck around for hundreds of years and are only now beginning to be opposed. for years, people thought that organisms like octopi could be tested on in labs because they were unable to feel pain or form thoughts, but only now is it being discovered that octopi have huge brains and are capable of numerous skills, they can recognize people and miss them, and they have the same or even better understanding of the world around them than humans. every other organisms' intelligence has been measured against humans for so long, that the idea that other creatures may have a different way of processing information is something completely unheard of.

in conclusion: brainless fungi and molds are redefining what humans believe to be 'intelligence' by exhibiting amazing navigation of obstacle courses, problem-solving and decision-making skills.

[luck-of-the-drawings]

OOH YEAH BABY ITS THE SURGERY EPISODE BABY!!! ME AND THE HOMIES NEED SOME NEW FACES FOR OUR NEW PLAN, AND WHO BETTER TO GET THE JOB DONE THAN THE TWO MOST EVIL PEOPLE WE'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF HAVING OUR LIVES VIOLATED BY? I MEAN IT WOULD BE FUNNY. IT WOULD BE FUNNY.

[symbiotic-slime]

it’s so funny going into monsterfucker spaces and seeing people argue about whether Venom is a tame monster crush or not and I think I figured out why ppl argue about it. I think there’s two separate levels to liking Venom and people just don’t specify which one they’re talking about

the first is what most people think of: you want Venom when they’re in a separate host and in their more humanoid form. they look like just a really tall guy, and you’ve got some monster traits involved but not quite as many as level two. this is the tame level.

the second level is when you want to be their host. you’re pulling an eddie brock— you’re fucking the slime that lives inside of you and cannot take on a humanoid form outside of yourself. it’s just a mass of black goop that lives in your organs and speaks to you in your head. this is why some people would consider Venom a more extreme monster crush

[stormyaxolotl]

what if I explode

[toastsartcornerthesequel]

Slime Ranchers your Young Justice

Part 1/2

[embracedfire]

SCU Council designs pt 1!

The god of Crafting, Smelting, Food and Enchantment

Some headcanons!

He chirps like a slime :)

He’s got the vibes of a Greek/Roman god

Holy symbols: sickles and wheat (farming go brrr)

He looks mostly humanoid, but his arms are slime and can stretch like a sticky hand

His cape thingy can morph into a moth wing shape to fly (maybe? Idk I like the idea of Slime with moth wings/elements but I also kinda like him without wings)

Feel free to ask for any more headcanons in my ask box if you’d like ^-^

ALSO feel free to look at my other designs so far for scu characters! The tag is #embraces scu designs

[rosesundae]

Slime that feels so cold as it slithers inside, yet it pulses like a heartbeat. It throbs inhumanly, stretching your body inconsistently but always manages to hit the sweet spots. Its strange pulses make each thrust that much better.

It ends up an endless cycle of quivering muscles, overworked by orgasm, that keep sucking it further inside. The gelatinous nature makes it impossible to get out.

Seems you’ll need to deal with being its new nest

[mira016]

I bet that every time Veldora gets lectured/told off/threatened by an angry woman he gets flashbacks to Velzard and Velgrynd.

Considering those two were the only females he spent the majority of his early life around (he was too busy blowing things up to care about connecting with anyone other than his brother), and every time they saw him they’d beat him up.

My poor little guy 💔 (he absolutely deserved it)