#sleepy posts

[cats-and-confusion]

If you wrre to hit me in the head with a brick as hard as u could, well. it wouldn't change anyhytong because i feel like that anyway

[auspex]

who not up snorking their mimimis

[kiokesu]

[billybatsonthoughts]

okay logically speaking how would CM even go about with adopting Superboy in a fic? like assuming the secret identity beans aren’t immediately spilled

how is he gonna deal with number one obstacle to this plan, lack of stable housing? like half time billy is just straight up homeless or living in an abandoned apartment somewhere

If his got a shitty apartment, does this new rearrangement finally sway him towards the idea using CM’s magic to spruce up the place? If not does he just clear out a whole room for Conner at the rock of eternity??

and let’s be honest what little money Billy manages to scrounge up barely feeds him as is, so like again does (can??) he magic up some fresh food? or does he take advantage of Captain’s adult looks and start working a whole lot of side jobs??

[tracey-cauchemar]

Why does everyone assume the kid from the musical special is an orphan. Who do you think brought them to the show.

[tiredly101]

Tiredly Jackie x you!

I was sleepy and I decide to do this random headcanon post on what it would be like to date me! Little doodle on my Welcome Home persona below btw and inspired by @wally-darling-hyperfixation with this post!

I'm bisexual but I honestly don't really care about gender as long as you care for me so I guess you are gender neutral in this random post and it is technically my WH persona... Anyways, enjoy if you do read it!

Do expect to be showered with love and words of affirmation every day!

Love the sweet nicknames so I will end up calling you something sweet like honey, beautiful, precious, sweetie, darling, etc! I even do that if we are not dating so you would be pretty used to it by then

I'm pretty chill and I'm very hard to get jealous so don't try to do it. You will literally be wasting your time

Let me know it's you before you hug me or touch me in general so I don't freak out or panic!

My first lenguage is Spanish so do expect me to end up calling you a nickname in spanish

I absolutely love cuddles and hugs! Will give you a bunch of forehead kisses or kisses in general!

I guess you could say I'm a romantic since, like most of my fics, I will end up inviting you to dance with me...

I will keep eye contact with you just to see you blush when I kiss your hand and will keep eye contact whenever we are talking

Love movies dates! Will take you out for ice cream afterwards but I would love more taking you out to dance underneath the stars

I am brutally honest but I will definitely have a soft spot for you!

I am open to be taken out of my comfort zone if you want to go in an adventure

I love holding hands so in public I will end up hugging you, kissing you and mostly holding your hand only, of course, if you are comfortable with PDA. If not comfortable with PDA I'll probably just hold you pinkie with mine

If you are sitting down I will most definitely hook my fingers under your jaw just to make you look at me, I'll probably just do it to see you smile shyly or blush! I can't help that I'm a bit of a flirt

If I ever have a panic attack in front of you just hug me and I'll slowly calm down, it would probably be triggered by someone touching without telling who they are or because of stress so you shouldn't worry so much!

You will probably end up reminding me to eat since I tend to forget a lot and reminding me the month and day since I don't really look at the calendar. I only know when a year passes by because of Christmas but if Christmas didn't exist you will end up also reminding me in what year we correctly are in! (Yes, I am that forgetful! My friends literally call me Dory)

My love languages are: physical touch, quality time and words of affirmation!

I get flustered easily even though I'm quite the flirt so do bask in your victory when my face goes completely red!

[sleepywyrldbuilder]

"You think you're a self-made man? You? A man who has earned nothing for himself, made no real friends, have no true allies, who covers up his own crimes with more and more crimes and relies on an ever more precarious house of cards of lies and deceit to continue his reign? You are not a self-made man, you are a bundle of inauthenticities and insecurities bundled together in the shape of a man, supported only by threats and blackmail.

"I am a father. A father of a beautiful, intelligent, kind and righteous son, and I have never once stooped to corporal punishment. It is an antiquated system of parenting that I believe belongs in the century that we are leaving behind us, as we enter the new millennium. Do you know why? Because respect held together by fear is no respect at all. Fear is nothing but suppressed and unconfident hatred, biding its time, waiting for the moment to flee or fight. Fear not only fails to instill respect, it is it's complete and total antithesis.

"You have built an empire of fear. You have used fear to whip your weapons into submission and used those same weapons to instill fear in others. You have told them that to defy you is to defy all of your cards, all of your other victims and followers. Yet now, it is obvious, it is you that has the most to fear from them. They know all of your secrets, all of your crimes, all of the conspiracies that you bribed and threatened and blackmailed them into covering up on your behalf. For you have taught all of them that all that matters is to save their own skin, assuming it would always be to you that they would come to save it, and now as you stare in the face of the law and the consequences it brings, they have realised that to save their own skin is to sacrifice yours."

[skelavender]

this gummy ain’t SHIT (discussing my melatonin)

[nervousbasementcryer]

Is anything hotter than laying on your bed with your best friend as you both share a joint and he makes fun of the subpar horror movie you put on just to fill the silence and then his eyes sort of glaze over and he has this small smile on his face as the light from the tv casts weird shadows in the dim room and then you both lay down and face eachother and you swear you can almost feel his breath on your face as he puts the joint up to your lips and you're pretty sure you don't remember how to breathe and then his hand is retreating and he's softly blowing smoke in your face and the world outside that door, outside the window, doesn't matter, not yet, and you decide that if you died tomorrow you would die happy.

[littlesleepycadet]

[cats-and-confusion]

[fagdykevash]

i am sooooo sleepy but these video essays are sooooooo interesting. that's 5 o's vs 7 o's so video essays win (thumbs up emoji)

[cats-and-confusion]

Ask me about these fuckers

Uncommon Questions for OCs and their creators:

Send me a # (questions for OCs) or a letter (questions for creators) and I’ll answer

QUESTIONS FOR YOUR OCs

What’s the maximum amount of time your character can sit still with nothing to do?

How easy is it for your character to laugh?

How do they put themselves to bed at night (reading, singing, thinking?)

How easy is it to earn their trust?

How easy is it to earn their mistrust?

Do they consider laws flexible, or immovable?

What triggers nostalgia for them, most often? Do they enjoy that feeling?

What were they told to stop/start doing most often as a child

Do they swear? Do they remember their first swear word?

What lie do they most frequently remember telling? Does it haunt them?

How do they cope with confusion (seek clarification, pretend they understand, etc)?

How do they deal with an itch found in a place they can’t quite reach?

What color do they think they look best in? Do they actually look best in that color?

What animal do they fear most?

How do they speak? Is what they say usually thought of on the spot, or do they rehearse it in their mind first?

What makes their stomach turn?

Are they easily embarrassed?

What embarrasses them?

What is their favorite number?

If they were asked to explain the difference between romantic and platonic or familial love, how would they do so?

Why do they get up in the morning? 

How does jealousy manifest itself in them (they become possessive, they become aloof, etc)? 

How does envy manifest itself in them (they take what they want, they become resentful, etc)? 

 Is sex something that they’re comfortable speaking about? To whom? 

 What are their thoughts on marriage? 

 What is their preferred mode of transportation? 

 What causes them to feel dread? 

 Would they prefer a lie over an unpleasant truth? 

 Do they usually live up to their own ideals? 

 Who do they most regret meeting? 

 Who are they the most glad to have met? 

 Do they have a go-to story in conversation? Or a joke? 

 Could they be considered lazy? 

 How hard is it for them to shake a sense of guilt? 

 How do they treat the things their friends come to them excited about? Are they supportive? 

Do they actively seek romance, or do they wait for it to fall into their lap? 

Do they have a system for remembering names, long lists of numbers, things that need to go in a certain order (like anagrams, putting things to melodies, etc)? 

What memory do they revisit the most often? 

How easy is it for them to ignore flaws in other people? 

How sensitive are they to their own flaws?

How do they feel about children? 

How badly do they want to reach their end goal? 

If someone asked them to explain their sexuality, how would they do so? 

QUESTIONS FOR CREATORS

A) Why are you excited about this character? B) What inspired you to create them? C) Did you have trouble figuring out where they fit in their own story? D) Have they always had the same physical appearance, or have you had to edit how they look? E) Are they someone you would get along with? Would they get along with you? F) What do you feel when you think of your OC (pride, excitement, frustration, etc)? G) What trait of theirs bothers you the most? H) What trait do you admire most? I) Do you prefer to keep them in their canon universe? J) Did you have to manipulate or exclude canon factors to allow them to create their character?

[hiimsparky]

It is so over, folks

[skelavender]

amazing how a 15 minute nap can last 6 years

[napping-sapphic]

take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours