#sleepy bois inc fic

[nomsfaultau]

birds often have high body temperatures so crow Philza gives the warmest hugs ever and ever. Thank u for your time

[tabooballoonpolice]

It's rough to be a sleepy bois inc enjoyer these days.

[ideas-left-unwritten]

An au with Philza as Captain America and Techno as the Winter Soldier. Except that Phil isn't American obviously.

I don't know, something about Phil 'dying' and waking up in a world that is vastly different to the one he left. The 'old' jokes.

Technoblade being his best friend until he too 'dies', and gets reborn with voices shoved into his head too loud to ignore. His efficiency and skill turned into a literal weapon, 'The Blade'. Also he needs a cool metal arm. That's non-negotiable.

[theghostlyunknown]

My mom wanted to read passerine but screens makes her dizzy so may I present…

A fully printed version, all 333 pages, of passerine hole punched and slapped into an old English binder.

[artlesscomedic]

Techno’s Terrible Roadtrip

tfw you’re a badass vulture mercenary and you’re being paid to drag two kids across the country and you’re trying not to get attached because they’re little fuckers-!

fanart for this fic, by @sootsz

[rat-rosemary]

Let's be honest, we need to kill Kristen on SBI royal aus because we want to torture Tommy and she would shut that shit down.

I cannot think of trying to write a bad mom Kristen, I would be constantly screaming SHE WOULD NOT SAY THAT, so sadly she must die

[reachingforthestarrss]

HEY!!!

hello! Now that I have your attention.

My name is Toby, and I’m here to show my works as a beginner writer :]

On my twitter (X) account, tobyunreal, I’ve started a socmed AU called “A Betrayal to Heroes” !

This AU is an SBI / Crimeboys centric superhero / villain alternative universe, where Tommy is the main villain, Septhis, and Wilbur, despite being related to the heroes, decides he wants to become a villain as well.

Link; https://x.com/tobyunreal/status/1746965070318362785?s=4

I’ve never done something like this before. I’m going to work hard on this and I really hope it turns out well, and I hope whoever reads it enjoys it. :D

[screechingsandwichhologram]

you gotta understand that sbi and like. c!sbi. are different things. sbi is this weird mix of the characters but mostly the dynamic of the ccs. it is not rpf. the sbi-verse is unique and pulls themes from everywhere. it's why there so many aus because there is no canon sbi. there's c!sbi from dsmp and they are different from regular sbi.

[nomsfaultau]

Dark SBI where Philza is a nice normal human man whose family slowly gets replaced by super natural creatures. The youngest is the first to go, replaced by 'Tommy', a shape shifting imp who decided he liked the skin of the kid and decided to keep it. He lives for chaos, but his motives falter when he experiences genuine love for the first time. Then 'Wilbur' replaces another son in classic changeling fashion, the boy taken to fulfill the whims of the fae and leaving in his place a bitter boy who knows he's an inferior version. Finally, the last son becomes plagued by dark voices that grow worse and worse, leading him succumbing to possession by 'Technoblade', who thinks he'll make the perfect new vessel after the last one was destroyed. 'Technoblade' doesn't want to lose his new vessel so soon after the last one, 'Wilbur' was trained from birth to mimic the human he would replace, and 'Tommy' wants an identity he can fall back on to play innocent if he gets in trouble. It takes awhile before the others realize all three kids are imposters. There's friction, of course, but they eventually make a pact to continue pretending to be a sweet and unsuspecting family.

The thing is...Philza isn't dumb. There's this awful feeling in his gut, and he has a sharp eye for details that don't add up. He's increasingly certain these things aren't his children. He quietly gathers evidence, and the moment he's sure...he does nothing. Philza carries on in a careful pantomime of a perfectly loving family, terrified of what they'll do to him if they realize he knows their true natures. He smothers his fear and offers them warm smiles and boundless mercy and tender affection the likes of which the imposter children have never known before. Slowly, it becomes a easier for everyone to pretend.

Maybe, if Philza's kind enough, they won't kill him, or worse. Maybe if he's good enough, their evil natures will soften. Maybe, if he's patient enough, they'll give him his real kids back.

And the moment they do, he'll slaughter every last one of the monsters who destroyed his family.

[muttamu]

the winged royal family and their forced adoptive son 🪶💞

Inspired by this fic (I love it!):

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36967390/chapters/92230615

[ideas-left-unwritten]

So here's a hybrid au I had in mind! For sbi, of course, though a bit of Quackity&Techno friendship because idk but I think it's neat

Philza is an ender dragon hybrid. They're not supposed to exist. Anyway, he lives in the end and does cool shit, and eventually the goddess of the end (who is literally the end dimension itself) falls in love with him. Which is nice, Kristin loves her dragon husband.

One day, they decide they want to have kids, so Kristin's like 'sure, you know what, I'll just rip a piece of void out and roughly make it kid-shaped, that'll be fine' but Phil's like 'hey how the hell did we get two kids instead of one and also one of them is literally floating'.

They're twins! Techno is a warden hybrid and Wilbur is a wither hybrid. Phil loves Kristin but she absolutely does not get the fact that this is not what normal children do. They also make another child a few years later, who turns out to be an elder guardian hybrid.

So Wilbur: can wither things with his touch, float and make explosions with his mind. He also has three eyes (like the wither has 3 heads) but he keeps the third closed most of the time. He can see through invisibility potions, and is immune to lava.

Techno: is blind, but senses vibrations in the ground around him and hears really well and can sense things through literally every sculk vines in the world all at once. He can also teleport through them and scream loud enough to physically hurt people. Yes, he was a fun baby to deal with.

Tommy: can control water and basically has x-ray vision. He can also slow down time for individual people (the fatigue effect) and of course can breathe underwater and swim really fast.

Random things about their house. Most of the floor is covered in sculk so Techno can sense people and move through it easily. Wilbur absolutely abusing the fact that he can be quiet and hover so he doesn't touch the vines so Techno can't sense him. Tommy making parenting a fucking nightmare when he slows down everyone around him and just screams. Techno retreating to a little cave he's got carved out in an island for some piece and quiet. Mumza being the void so she's basically immune to everything and can go anywhere in the end, so she is fine while Phil suffers.

Anyway, once they're at an age where they can hide their hybrid nature, Phil takes them out into the world. Techno makes a name for himself as a gladiator, and really, they all just cause chaos. Techno befriends this homeless duck hybrid who full on admits to wanting to start a mafia when he grows older and Techno goes 'sounds cool, I'm yoinking you now' and takes him home.

Phil sees Quackity and goes 'hatchling??? hatchling who cannot fly???' and immediately is on board with adoption. He teaches Quackity how to fly.

Wilbur and Tommy, who didn't realise you could just kidnap orphans off the street and take them home begin their own collection, taking home Niki and Fundy, and Tubbo respectively. Phil adopts all of them. They all eventually know about the sbi's weird hybrid status and are cool with it.

Then along comes Dream.

The early days of the DSMP play out as normal, Tommy joins and causes some chaos, and pisses Dream off. But then, they realise 'hey this Dream guy's kind of a bitch' as time goes on, and slowly a plan begins to form. Basically, everyone else is in on the storyline and just acting along. There are no traitors, and the main guys that Phil adopted are all still great friends and love each other, and the other that join outside that group are in on it too. But Dream doesn't know any of this. He thinks it's real. And as time goes on, and his actions get worse and worse, everyone kind of dislikes him, even though they know he's not actually doinf any harm.

Oh, and the sbi are all immortal. Philza will respawn in the end and can regenerate with crystals. Wilbur's body can be killed, but then he just walks around as a bunch of souls until he can get to some soulsand and reform his body. If Tommy gets killed, he just regenerates at the nearest monument because he's a sea guardian you can't just kill the guardian of the sea. Techno also can't really be killed because he's all the sculk at once, so you kill him at one place and he just pops up in another like a hydra. Kristin, who is all of the End at once, is the only one who really gets him in that regard. Also, because she's a goddess, basically Mumza says none of the dsmp deaths count so there's no way any of them are dying on that server.

So, the canon events happen. L'Manberg falls and Wilbur 'dies'. Tommy gets exiled. Exile is absolutely a breeze for him. Techno and Wilbur visit him all the time and he's right next to the ocean which is great. Tubbo also visits him too.

Random idea that Ranboo finds out Techno's hybrid status when they're fleeing from some pillagers in a mansion and Techno pulls them through the sculk too (it's not a pleasant experience for anyone other than Techno. The only one outside of the main sbi who is used to it is Quackity because they do it so often) and they wind up in a cave. Techno asks if he can 'see' Ranboo's face, which Ranboo is opposed to until they realise 'oh that blindfold isn't just for show this guy is blind' because most people forget that Techno is, in fact, completely blind. They allow him to 'see' their face, and in return, Techno takes off his blindfold to show that he has no eyes whatsover so he can't even look Ranboo in the eyes and make the enderman hybrid uncomfortable. Ranboo immediately like Techno more for this because people really consider eye contact important. They bond, Techno decides not to drag them through the sculk again and they walk back to the surface.

The rest of canon goes along up until Dream's imprisonment. They imprison him, and then they basically forget about him. Because that's all dsmp was to them, a prank on an asshole, but now that's over they can return to their normal lives. Quackity starts Las Nevadas as the base of operations for his burgeoning mafia empire, with Techno at his side. Wilbur is Not jealous and doesn't make his own little attenpt at a mafia in retaliation (it doesn't work). Bench trio do things togeth, Ranboo and Tubbo get Michael, they're all living their best lives.

And then Dream breaks out of prison, because Sam has left it basically unattended for months now. And Dream wants answers, so he goes to Las Nevadas to find Quackity (who he thinks will be easy to manipulate) and get some help. Of course, Quackity is now the head of a mafia empire with most of the dsmp members working as partners alongside him, or at least as business partners with their own ventures. And Quackity also makes sure all the flooring in Las Nevadas is carpeted in sculk. Quackity tells Dream to get out of his casino, and Techno shows up basically to help threaten him (Quackity is good in a fight, okay, but not Dream good)

Dream thinks it's Techno running the empire and tries to tell Quackity he's being manipulated, but these guys aren't having any of it. They've literally been best friends to the point of nearly being siblings for years, they know what's up. In a last ditch attempt to get someone on his side, Dream asks Techno where Tommy is, information which Techno gives willingly.

Dream goes to the island where Tommy is and tries every trick in the book to make him come to his side, banking on the belief the conditioning in exile worked. It didn't, of course, and Tommy winds up fighting him instead. Dream wins, though, killing Tommy and is like 'well, hey, at least I managed to get rid of that fucking menace' except NOPE! Tommy's back because you're on an island surrounded by sea, near his monument. And Tommy finally reveals to Dream his hybrid status and kicks his ass.

And everyone lives happily ever after :)

[kaz-oooo]

MERRY CHRISTMAS Y’ALL. I’ve posted the first chapter of my nice, fun, kind of angsty Christmas fic!!

Ghostbur has decided to host a Secret Santa event in L’manburg and everyone is invited! Nothing could possible go wrong!

(Tags under cut)

[koreanbibliophilegirl]

(These are all my WIPs! Made this poll just for funsies haha :D)

[the-overgrown-states]

dsmp fanfic idea cause we won’t do anything with it, and you guys might. (you don’t have to credit us if you use it, but let us know if you write it?)

Foster system AU, Wilbur and Tommy are biological brothers. They’re separated early into their time in the foster system, where Tommy meets Techno, and Techno sort of protects him, takes him under his wing, etc etc.

Eventually Philza comes along and adopts Techno, and Phil can’t care for both kids, so he has to separate Techno and Tommy.

Once he’s old enough / Phil’s stable enough, Tommy also gets adopted by Phil, but they don’t realize who each other are.

Once they get there, Wilbur was also adopted by Philza, and almost immediately recognizes Tommy, but doesn’t want to get his hopes up, so he kinda pushes Tommy away/resents him, and ends up also being resentful to Techno because Tommy recognizes him, and so Techno gets the brotherly bond that HE wanted, with someone who looks like (is actually) HIS brother.

[east-coast-snowboarder]

ik I don't talk about dsmp much anymore but man I miss sleepy bois inc