#slash o_O

[myheartisonthetrain]

WHAT WHY

😭😭 OUT OF ORDER. UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOUR. GO TO YOUR ROOM

[somebluemelodies]

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[angelcak-3]

percy canonically can astral project. this is genuinely hilarious.

[shandzii]

hello, hahaha funny slash weird question

How do you think Gabriel parents would had acted when they saw their boy dating bloom?

according to @sleepyeule Uri wouldn't like any partner no matter who they are lmao

Zazel is more chill, but since it's Blommy they're concerned o_o

[the-heart-of-a-monster]

I think that sonic's fighting style at night will become more feral. Besides punching and slashing, i can imagine him now also biting dark gaia minions and shaking them in his mouth like a pupper while shadow stares at him all like O_O

[ art by TALONBITE ]

[marinerainbow]

Hi again, Rainbows 🌈! I just wanted to thank you again so much for the 💌s. They mean so much to me, you have no idea 😭😭😭😭! Also, I just wanted to let you know that I plan on posting Chapter 2 on Friday the 27th that way it's there for you and Slashing when you guys are ready.

Thirdly, I succeeded on making her laugh with this hilarious drawing I did of Smartass and Greasy. Now, it's your turn to laugh!

Smartass and Greasy when they first meet

Smartass, glaring up at him: 😠 Goddammit, why are you so tall like a fuckin' giraffe 🦒?

Greasy: That's because you're built like a baked bean 🤣

Smartass: 💢💢A BAKED -- A BAKED BEAN?!?!💢💢

(Smartass kicks Greasy in the balls)

Smartass: 💢💢 BAKED BEAN THAT! BAKED BEAN THAT! 💢💢

OK, I'm done for the night. Enjoy! 😁

And then they became best friends 😂

Though dang. Your Greasy IS pretty tall O_O is he the tallest in your HC? Or is one or two members taller than him??

[nin-jay-go]

YAYYYYYYY DRAGONS RISING S2P2 LIVEBLOGGGG >:DDD

oh we're just starting off in the administration huh

sora?????? and arin??????? breaking in?????

look at themmmm being ninja ;w;

jay's missing???????? hello????????????????

is the master jay. that'd be so funny

"i can't believe she wasn't waving her designated vapor-dispelling papers"

dragons descending

nokt's voice is cool

OH..... SHE'S DEAD.....

AN EVEN BABIER DRAGON OH MY GOODNESS

oh hi rapton good to know you've gone freelance

HE'S AN MLP FAN JHSGFCDKJHASKJSGF wait. this is confirming unicorns exist. MY QIRINS CAN BE REAL

oh shit a source dragon died? yiiiikes

TOURNAMENT TOURNAMENT TOURNAMENT

EUPHRASIAAAAA FLYINGGGGGGGG SHES FLYING YAAAAAAAAAAA

wyldfyre.... girlie.............

KAIII

oh god they are so bad at stealth

YEAAAA ELEMENTAL MASTER OF PIEEEEEE >:D

zane so busy all the time

HE CAN FLYYYYYYYY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

jay out here destroying source dragons for fun not clickbait

STEWJITZU...

oh is geo not here? friend: he's staying home to look after the kids

THE SPREADSHEET GUY... ELEMENTAL MASTER OF SPREADSHEETS

MISTRESS OBSCURIA........ HELLO??? GOTH WOMAN???? GOT WOMAN FOR ME????????

THE FUCKING ROCK GUY IS AN ELEMENTAL MASTER????? WHAT IS HIS DEAL

can't they just like. provide proof that they got a mission from the source dragons?????

elemental master of ceremonies!

he's a little bit cringe

AWWW BABY ARINNNNN ;w;w;w;

frak ;w;w;w; youre so cute

AND THE BALL DROPS. they finally used the same element as one of my ocs 😔 sorry teri but ig you have an actual canon one now

very interesting that roby's outfit is the same colors as chen's coat

TOURNAMENT OF ELEMENTS TWOOOOO

jay wins it, calling it now

ohhhhhhhh zantans is the new nature master!

JORDANA

O_O UH OH.

DEMONS????? DAVONIANS.........

OMG!!!! ONE OF THE MASTERS IS A WHEELCHAIR USER!!!!!!

omg he's bilingual

OHHHH ZEATRIX

shockwave.............

HELLO????? WHO ARE YOU??????????

really enjoying the fight choreography

ohhhh it was a droid

amongus.........

JAY?????

THEY GOT RID OF HIS SQUEAK LETS FUCKING GO

paws :3 he's a kitty kitty

if frak's master is jay i'm gonna scream. i miss him

sighs. 13 year olds.

oh hey geo did come! nice

GAYS :D

friend: cole your mom had a gundham! me: she has two!

OH MY GOD WAS THAT PERSON JUST SEEN WITH A SEEING-EYE CANE????? SCREAMS

frak :( come onnnnn

O_O guy on throne.....

master of reflex??? zur?????

that was. fast

elemental transition? 🏳️‍⚧️

she's well-hydrated!

oh god she's fighting JAY OH THERE HE FUCKING IS

SCREAMS AND WAILS

AUUUGHHHHHHH

AUGHHHHHHHHHHH

oh he just fucking woke up there huh

OH MY FUCKING GOD HES PUTTING THE MASK ON

OAHOAUHWUIAWGDUAKAGUKHGJAKDJH

and i will always hate you

WHAT IF I SCREAMED AND YELLED

oh the throne person's a woman? love wins

nyaaaa :((((

i dont think jay's been sent away btw. i think he's still around

POCKET SIZED DRAGONS

ohhhh no arin

OHHHH NOOOOOO ARINNNN DONT GET CORRUPTED

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO [excited]

reverse the merge.....

CAUSED BY WU.... HEY ELEMENTAL MASTER OF MANIPULATION YOU WANNA SAY SOMETHING???

arin: lloyd's never gonna believe that his master caused the merge, i can't tell him! us two: he will. he's done worse without meaning to.

noooo euphrasia :((((

TOX!!!! DONT KILL HER JESUS

why does frak sound like robin

ARIN CORRUPTION ARCCCCCC

NINJA THAT FLIRTS WITH DIRT

hi nokt

riggedddddddd

....now i'm thinking about marchosias jay......

THE WUORB

AWWWW THE SIBLINGSSSSSSSS

WE SHARE MORE THAN JUST A FEW SCALES...

HEY KAI? BEHIND YOU GONE?

DETECTED HIGH LEVELS OF CRINGE JKAHGDJSDJFG

HE"S A FUCKING THEATER KID

vr experience slash gift shop....oh arin buddy this is NOT the person to ask about roby

OMG NEURO!!!! AND CHAMILLE OH MY GOD!!!!!

oh so they're retconning lloyd's element as life instead of energy?????? hello??????

oh figment is a GOOD power name

that. is a horrible fix guys

HE'S IN A COMA??????

ZEATRIX GIRL

we took an intermission and chatted about what we think is up with jay. i think that jay being away is a mission for him to gain back ras' trust in taking down the ninja, or he's just being kept in reserve just in case

FRAK I LOVE YOUUUU YOU ARE SO POWERFUL

WIFI......

HEY BLECK WHY DO YOU HATE YOUR NEPHEW SO MUCH

MULTIPLE WUORBS

of course lloyd would know how to use wind....

LILLY MENTION LETS GOOOOOO

POWER OF LOVING YOUR MOTHER

EVIL WOMAN !!!!!!!

OH

JORDANA'S BEING POSSESSED BY THE EVIL WOMAN

wuost....

YAYYYYY IMPERIUM YURI

oh zur's voiced by paul dobson. neat!

SORA YOU ARE SO POWERFUL

oh wait is reflex just the renamed speed element? or are they different

BECOME BEE!

augh poor roby :( doesn't understand that his uncle is EVIL

WHY ARE WE ALL CHEERING FOR NOKT. WRONG.

nooo whattttt? rigged? can't be /s

YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT BLEKT

OH NO NOKT IS FREE

oh

oh those are giant claw arms

OMG NYA AND RIYU

FUCK YOU OLD MAN

JKHSGFKDHSKJDFHKJSD GET HIS ASS RAS

soul yoinked!

i know the truth about this universe.....

RAWR MEANS I LOVE YOU IN DINOSAUR

YAYYYYYYY KAIIIIIII

jay's power went in a WEIRD direction

ARIN WENT WITH HIM... WITH THE HAMMER............

bye wuost

THEY HAVE A NETHER HUB!

DRAGON KNIFE

oh this was fun this was soooo fun

[saph-y]

What’s been your favorite part of Elden Ring so far?

OOF tough choice ! I have nooo idea what was THE moment, so I'm just going to list a bunch (under the cut because spoilers !)

LESGO

Exploring Stormveil Castle, so many hidden things ! I love that

The first time I took and elevator to Siofra not knowing anything, then I start to see stars, then ruins of a huge abandonned city, I can still feel my eyes go O_O discovering there was a WHOLE FUCKING MAP under the map.

In a general manners each time my jaw drop under the gigantism of the game, it's insane

Galloping in the wild by night and then gold leaves start to fall ~

Got really invested in the trail of crumbs Rogier (; ; babygirl) send you on and... well everything that follows (just got the RING SCENE OMG WAT)

BLAIDD♥♥♥

*Slash slash slash* (Reduvia blade my beloved)

Raya Lucaria atmosphere + Luirnia by night

Lich Dragon fight + everything that happens

Watching dragons... from a distance. Pretty puppies.

Radhan Festival (painful af but epic)

When I got tears in my eyes from the Ancestral Spirit fight. I... don't know why exactly, but the mood and music and general aesthetic touched me deeply

...I'm going to stop because otherwise I'm describing all the game but you get my point xD I can however tell you what's NOT my favorite part of the game : catacombs. Big eyed death lizards. Sauron's tower (you know the one). A N T S.

[loving-family-poll]

Thinking back to my wincest *lightbulb moment*

Just one incidental gif of Sam dying in Dean’s arms at cold oak was like “where have you two been all my life” like, I wasn’t even into slash but o_o

but I think I tipped into full on OTP hell when reading a fic in which Sam was hospitalized after doing something unhinged and dangerous and Dean was drawing dicks on the his hospital bed sheets while not noticing he was holding Sam’s hand. Wasn’t even a wincest fic, they were just Weird and I was still hooked forever

Ahbl 1 is the craziest episode of television

[wormbloggign]

taylors training theo... i dont know why but this feels like a bad sign

i dont know if its a good idea that they mix...

oh yeah, i kinda shunted that they were americans out of my head, i was thinking of brockton bay as like a part of sydney

(call me 4kids the way i localise)

“When you were dealing with the Slaughterhouse Nine back in Brockton Bay, you fought Jack Slash, right?”

don't expect much help there theo, we havent yet gotten even a summary on how his powers work, only the idea that he can go long range with a knife. theres almost definitely an unexpected twist around his capabilities, not to mention the swarm of baddies (swarmterhouse 9?) bonesaw was cooking up

thats not the first time stardust came up in that manner, plot relevance? maybe. interest? nah.

O_O

yeah sure taylor, not threatening at all

The Simurgh, her silhouette barely visible in the midst of the clouds.

GIRL?????

ah, theres some of her plan, "civilians, do you see how destructive and powerful these capes are?"

and heres another, "capes, you cant do anything, youre worthless (riling them up)"

it's funny to know that her area of influence was never restricted to those who heard her song, tragic, but funny

“If the Simurgh wanted to deliver a hit to morale, this would be a way to do it,” Mrs. Yamada said. “After New Delhi, a lot of capes were hoping to make a difference, to be heroes. Her choice of venue, the short battle, the narrow focus, it denied everyone the chance. Not just you.”

that's what i said! (not really, her interpretation feels stronger but let me have this)

“Maybe,” I answered her. “But I hate feeling helpless.”

real, you shouldve seen the last person who didnt leave her an out

(2 dead, many injured)

teared the fjuk up real quick

WE CONSPIRING NOW FELLAS

[amtrak12]

Okay everyone's getting my 911 thoughts even though only @cassiopeiasara cares, because long blocks of text can be hard to read in Tumblr messenger :P

So first of all, Season 4 better not start with a four-part natural disaster storyline! O_O Because S2 had the two-part earthquake story and now S3 just did a THREE PART tsunami story that I was NOT prepared to watch in one sitting because I was just trying to eat some lunch 😭 But then it started and I was stuck watching until it was finished. This can't continue to be a trend with the show! I don't have time to watch this many episodes in one go!

On the one hand, I'm really enjoying the show branching out into the rest of the cast and giving more backstory eps/storylines to the rest of the team. But on the other hand, I really miss Athena being the true main character like she was in S1* :( Hope she gets some bigger storylines again soon!

And finally, I have fallen completely head over heels in love with Maddie/Chimney. The second they interacted, I was like OH! Yeah, I'm here for this. I'm here for ALLLLLL of this 😍 They're not a surprise to me because I knew what all the canon ships were (and the main fanon slash ship). But I am surprised at how immediately and how hard I have fallen for them. THEY ARE JUST SO CUTE!!!!!! 💗

(*technically, I think S1 was split between Athena and Abby as the main characters, but my point still stands)

[nautiscarader]

What the hecking heck has happened to me? Hattrick edition.

PREVIOUSLY ON "NAUTISCARADER'S HEALTH ISSUES":

>probably a week

so that was two months ago. Yeah, the Tardis has definitely taken the wrong turn at Albuquerque.

So let's dive right in.

Usual warning about descriptions of medical procedures applies.

Chapter 18: Preamble ramble

So, I had to go and have a surgery! For the first time in my life! They put me on the crappiest bed possible that couldn't even have the headrest adjusted. So I was lying in one position all the time. In fact... Let's do a quick fire round...

🟰 Food? passable 🟰 Tea? okayish, with weird salvia aftertaste ❌ Nurses? Not cute at all :/ plus some were nuns o_o

Actually, speaking of tea.... every mug they've handed me had these weird red markings. Blood red, in fact. And they weren't even symbols or letters, to signify which ward they belong to (common on every other piece of furniture). They were just... smudges. It was pretty much...

...that.

And, well, okay, I need to find a way to describe the procedure without going into too many gory details. Well, it started with....

...oh heck...

...I ... I need... to....

Chapter ???: Slicing and dicing

Okay, so let's talk about Gallade.

It is a blade Pokémon. Easily in my top 10 faves ever since his debut in gen IV. But Scarlet&Violet gave him a new toy: Sharpness. An ability that boosts slicing moves by 50%, kinda what Technician does to under-powered moves. Except slicing moves are anything but weak. Night Slash? 70, now 105. Psycho Cut? Same, now better than Psychic. X-scissors? 80, now 120. Solar Blade STARTS at 125, becomes more than 180.

But then... they gave him Sacred Sword. Once nearly-legendary exclusive fighting move, and he can learn it NATURALLY at level 1. 90 power, now 120. And it bypasses defence modifications. Bye, bye Close Combat.

And the best thing is, even with blades for hands, Gallade still gives the best hug-

wait wha-

oh...OH!

Chapter 19: Is it over already?

Oh. Well, uh, okay then. Surgery's over. The only problem was I couldn't eat anything for a few hours because of the Antikythera antithesis anaesthetics, otherwise I'd be puking my way to the Moon and back, apparently.

So, that went pretty smoothly! And for the rest of the week I was recuperating. Plus, I was listening about victories of our number 1 tennis racket in the world, Iga Świątek!

And Polish football team at Euro 2024!

...okay, we wren't that bad, but still, once again, three matches and we're done.

And then, one day...

I have been lying peacefully... when suddenly the room shook with a mighty, deafening roar and a black shadow covered the window!

No, no, it wasn't Alduin, Bane of Kings and diddly-diddly-dee. No, it turned out the hospital had a helicopter landing deck! So a few times we could watch them taking off or landing.

And yeah, so that is how the next week passed too. Wait...

Chapter 20: Shouldn't I be out already?

So one of the nurses that help me at home has told me that I would only stay there for a week. Those were her words I passed to you.

But that's not all - turned out that after two weeks I'd be moved to a DIFFERENT hospital to... rest and lie some more!

so... let's do this again!

✔️ Tea? Pretty good! 🟰 Nurses? Mostly okay. ✔️ Food? ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS.

In fact, to let my body recover I have been getting double portions! Imagine that! Double food for two weeks! Wait...

Chapter 21: JUST LET ME OUT

Yeah, even good food by hospital standards couldn't keep me in. So, after some talk with the head doctor, I've waited until all my tests would be a-okay, and then I was out!

And I was so happy, because I've missed you so much, guys! I was SO excited to finally talk with you again, and not lie in bed all the time, and...

...and...

...uh, sorry, I'm a bit out of breath, I'm so happy!

...a-actually I'm-I'm really out-out of b-brea-reath...

...oh, cocking hell, I think my asthma is back.

Chapter 22: Oh no, not this again!

So, I've had a really bizarre asthma attack and... had to go hospital. AGAIN. I was at home for 10-ish hours and now I was BACK TO LYING LIKE A LOG AFSGDFSFDSH. The good news was that the out-of-breathness was gone after an hour or so, and in fact this might not have been asthma at all, according to one doctor.

Buuuuut.... they had to keep me for about 3-4 days, standard. And now the title makes sense, because it was a third different hospital I've visited! So....

🟰 Tea? okay. ❌ Food? Poor. ✔️ Nurses? HECKING CUTE! And one was singing my new favorite song, "Belong Together"!

On the other other hand, some other, usually older nurses were truly annoying and harsh. The tonal whiplash felt like...

But okay, three days I can manage

And then shit happened again, when I've caught my old nemesis, Clostridium. 10 more days of treatment.

And then it turned out I had some urinary infection. SEVEN MORE DAYS.

At this point, I was truly going mad, cos I wanted nothing more than to JUST GO HOME

One amusing thing: one of the patients I shared a room with had this... drip-controlling machine, I guess, and when it ran out of stuff to dose, it played this three-note melody on loop to notify the nurses.

And a patient in adjacent room had it as well. And since they were the same, the intervals matched. So on occasion, they sung in canon, like...

Another thing was, I had computed tomography, which was basically STARGATE!

So, what was on the other side of it?

...well, it was still the same room. Disappointing, I know.

And one day after that... I was out!

Thank you guys for all the love and care you have expressed, and many messages of concern. The sad thing is, I cannot guarantee stuff like that won't happen in the future. I can only hope you will cope with me. My health sometimes is doing cartwheels that infuriate me.

But I've gotta be strong, and you guys make it so much easier <3

[ask-emo-raiden]

Ok weird question that I always ask everyone, if you were able to become a cyborg would you? And what kinda enhancements would you have...?

i've been really thinking about this one! let's see (o.o)

i think i'd want 2 have long claws to slash stuff with, on both my hands and my feet, so if i kick something it will tear it up

and i will have a lot of strength with robot arms and legs, i can lift anything!

and enhanced eyesight too (O_O) 2 see ppl behind walls n stuff!

...but this is just pretend, i don't actually want to be a cyborg LOL i'm fine with my human parts as it is, plus it would be sooo expensive

imagine all the cleaning and charging!!! yeah it would suck (=.=) not worth it

[honeybeewhereartthee]

PINK KKOMAS KOHAKU OUKAWA 23

Spoiler for my stories

Doll: (๑¯◡¯๑) hmm~ hmm 🎶

Doll return happy to the group but notice how reaper having a weird look at his face while looking at the two couple who's flirting in one area. And mad hatter having a hat on his head ( he wish for a hat that would change to different type each day ).

Doll: (?・・✿) whats wrong with you?

Reaper: (^～^;✿)ゞ well... It's a mouthful to say.

Mad hatter: he just saw a mind defying couple.

Reaper: (;ŏ﹏ŏ) I mean I seen another one before. I don't know it's a normal thing those days.

Doll return to his previous seat and stared at Bee and you who's feeding the bunny and Fluffy moth baby kohaku.

Doll: ←_←

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MC, feeding candies to Blob: ehehe. Want to eat more baby ~? I have sweets too! (ʃƪ＾3＾） "Mommy" will feed you till your cute chubby chubby, you'll roll around instead of hopping.ෆ╹ .̮ ╹ෆ

Bee(?): ♡(ӦｖӦ｡)omae you shouldn't feed bunnies sweets. What if they get stomach problem?

MC: (´ε｀ ) blob is magic. He be fine. (´∩｡• ᵕ •｡∩`) Ai and I been feeding him sweets now he won't be full of it's not one bag of sweets. ꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡

Reaper: ooh is that why his not full even with plate of fruits and veggies? (^～^;)ゞ

Bee: what if that (fat) bunny get diabetes then? (• ▽ •;)

MC, feeding Mofumofu: (◕દ◕) ...

MC: (｡•́︿•̀｡)I'll kiss diabetes away if he will have one!

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Reaper:... Why do I keep hearing that same phrase since earlier... (；^ω^）Can kiss really heal those away. Isn't that just a children myth?

Mad hatter: well... Do you want an example? (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

Reaper: what's are you planning -- (• ▽ •;)

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Mad hatter suddenly thrown something into the direction of you and bee(?) Reaper saw Mad hatter wasn't holding something but his eyes widen when he saw is flown toward you two.

Reaper: WATCH OUT!!

Doll: ヘ（。□°）ヘ why is there's a knife play?!

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Bee(?) Quickly shield the two (+2 for Mofumofu and Blob) you from the projectiles but as someone who only been to few fight but have high magic stats versus Mad hatter who been through many battle back in his au as daily occurring event, the latter know more tricks on his sleeves.

Bee(?):... ☆⌒(>。<)

Bee(?) Was slash and wounded by the knife on his cheeks very close to his lips, mad hatter sneakers in perfect hit like he wanted too. Earnings question look from Reaper and Doll.

Bee(?): (´ . .̫ . `)Aww.

MC: *gasp.

MC: hanii( ≧Д≦)!! Are you ok? (｡•́︿•̀｡) Wait your not. Let me heal it?? ♡(˃͈ દ ˂͈ ༶ ) *Chuuu.

You check on your hubby and saw the wound, without hesitation you kiss it, but in the view of the other three you guys look like your kissing on the lips.

Bee(?): ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ O-OMAE!!!

Bee(?) Almost died from surprise kiss that very moment.

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Doll: (*꒪ヮ꒪*)

Reaper: (o_O)

Mad hatter: (｡◕‿◕｡)

Mad hatter: look the wound is healing ~ ╰(*´︶`*)╯ so the kiss is not a bluff.

Reaper: (^～^;)ゞ ahm. We could ask if it's the truth or not, without wounding someone right?

Doll: why are you still question how this crazy person mind work? (￢ ￢)

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As the fun time continue, you slowly fallen asleep on bee(?) Lap while hugging the fluffy son of yours while he hold blob who's also sleeping after he finally gotten his fill.

The other all tease bee(?) Who look like a cute school girl in love with how he keep blushing every now and then when he look at the sleeping face of yours and how other tease the four of you being cute family.

[sagecomics]

Yosh! Saga has updated! https://www.yoshsaga.com/comic/thanksgiving-slash-birthday-slash-black-friday-filler-question-mark-2022/

Yosh! Saga Thanksgiving Slash Birthday Slash Black Friday Filler Question Mark - 2022

Did I make her boobs bigger? Don’t answer that, I know the answer, and it’s both yes and no depending on which drawing is referred to. She’s not really a yosh! character anyways. Hope you all have a great weekend! I will be streaming tonight at 8pm EST over at Picarto.tv/SageSaga! Like always o_o

[dersitedreamr]

Reading early interpretations of jakedirk sure is something O_o its crazy how gripped slash ship culture was by uke/seme dynamics. I would argue that people stay gripped by these dynamics and even are to this day although under different labels (bottom/top). Applying it to jakedirk is crazy bc in canon theyre both 15 year olds and on top of that not… one-dimensional characters made for p^rn purposes? But watching fans try and fit them into either category is… cringe-worthy and a horrible injustice.

I feel it also exacerbates the OOC-ification of Dirk and Jake individually. The perception that Dirk is Bro or Dirk is meant to be an unfeeling, evil, manipulative puppeteer was so popular and it leaks into jakedirk fics sometimes. This isnt a problem ppl write fic for non-canon OOCness sometimes but the combination of super-uke jake with this … shady character dirk is made out to be by fans… kinda crazy. Makes dirk into this evil guy he isnt and woobifies + victimizes jake even though he contributes to a lot of their friendship problems on his own account.