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Hey sci what are you favorite musicals
to the surprise of no one my favourite musical is probably book of mormon,, i think i just love the genre of musicals that make you belly laugh
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recently i watched the spongebob musical and honestly... has no right to be as good as it is
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underrated genre that are my favourite: showtunes about living in blissful denial. that involve pink sequins.
#slaps!#i love musicals but they need showtunes. real showtunes. with sequins.#and it's gotta make me laugh.#sci speaks#i'm probably not the biggest musical nerd you'll ever meet... but i do really love musicals.#a lot of the time you guys are introducing me to ones i've never heard of because i guess they don't make their way over here to the uk#oh. oh. phantom of the opera?? the first one?? on the west end?? best show you will ever see in your life.#also i'd kill to see cats but it's NEVER AROUND WHEN YOU NEED IT...#i have a weird relationship with cats. i don't know whether my love for it is ironic or sincere and at this point i'm afraid to find out.#oh my god. oh my god. just remembering i promised that one halloween peter and wade would dress up as mr mistofelees and rum tum tugger.#yeah. that's gonna happen. peter's gonna fucking love it to the surprise of everyone and actually wade hates it.#because the suit is itchy.#and also he wanted to be GRIZABELLA.#i think deep down peter just wants to be a sexy cat in a skin tight suit and we as a society should let him.
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Season 5 has been full of absolute BANGERS of episodes
#I just finished still#the lives of other people!#hit!#the bigfoot one!#slaps!#christmas episode#amazing#castle#richard castle#kate beckett#alexis castle#martha rodgers#javier esposito#kevin ryan
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a kinetic sculpture by Tim Lewis
I know it’s not pottery but it is sculptural and holy shit
it’s beautiful and disturbing and I feel like I could stumble across this creature in a forest and never be seen again???
#love when the art just slaps you in the face#sculptural#sculpture#kinetic sculpture#tim lewis#art#deer#artist
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Guy who has wandered through the halls and corridors of your body not with any special kind of love but with the untold intimacy of a contractor assessing the damages and potentials voice: right, so the main issue here is that the body is currently a temple, okay, and what we want is for it to be a home, cause temples are pretty and all and occasionally nice to be in if you're into that sort of thing but very few people would actually want to live in one. So what we're gonna do first is you're gonna take a look at what's here, the carrying walls and windows and all that, and you're going to come up with something you'd actually like to be alive inside of, and it's going to be a lot of work and it's going to feel strange and stupid and embarrassing but you're still gonna do it, because otherwise this construction site is fucked. And maybe what you want to live in is a skatepark or an anime-themed cat cafe or an esoteric library that has a dildo section for some reason, so it might feel like it's a downgrade from a temple, but it's actually the opposite cause the main customer for a body is you and the main customer for a temple are templegoers and maybe higher powers of some kind, - i wouldn't know about those, they never hired me, - not the temple itself, which is what you are, right, cause the body/mind/soul separation doesn't actually do anything, so what you're gonna do is look at the current layout and dig out whatever hope and ability to want you have and come up with a blueprint, and then my boys can actually get to work. Oh, and you have got to change the windows, it's drafty as fuck in here.
#oleg's writing#original writing#i don't know what this classifies as honestly#epiphanies that feel like god slapping you in the face with cheese and are conveyable only through Tumblr shitpost format
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#daddy k!nk#daddy's good girl#daddy’s babygirl#desire#intimacy#intimate#lust#passion#black and white#passion and desire#kiss here#kiss#couple goals#ass slap#couple#sitting#slap my ass#fuck#seduction#casais#intimate moments
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Guilt.
#human bill cipher#bill ci the triangle guy#bill cipher#handyman bill au#gravity falls au#gravity falls#gf fanart#artists on tumblr#scalene cipher#euclid cipher#tw blood#tfw u were an immortal triangle now ur a mortal human who has to confront your past#*slaps bill* this bad boy can fit so mucg trauma in him!#angst#the book of bill
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If you ask the neighbors which one of them is the funniest, most would say its Barnaby.
If you asked Barnaby who's the funniest neighbor? He'd say its Frank XD
#do not tag as ship!#welcome home#frank frankly#barnaby b beagle#Yeah sure slap-stick humor and clever jokes are great an all#But there are few things funnier to Barnaby than Franks unexpected and deadpan responses XD
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they are gossiping your honour
#paddy.art#pacifica northwest#dipper pines#dipcifica#(even though i slapped the lesbian bracelet on her forgive me i am a sellout)#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls#book of bill#artists on tumblr
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it's so wild that the best lyric in pop music history ("tell your boyfriend / if he says he's got beef / that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fuckin scared of him") and the worst lyric in history ("do the hellen keller and talk with yo hips") are both from the same song ("DONTTRUSTME" by 3OH!3). just. crazy how that works
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people are drawing Steamboat Willie Mickey doing all this crazy shit and whatnot, but you could always do that. you can do that now, with current Mickey, just fine. it's fanart and it's legally protected. hell you could take Disney-drawn Mickey and put a caption about unions or whatever on it and it would still be protected under free speech and sometimes even parody law.
what is special about public domain is that you can SELL him. you could take a screenshot and sell it on a tshirt. you can use him to advertise your plumbing business. people have already uploaded and monetized the original film.
you could always have Mickey say what you want, but now you can profit off it.
#steamboat willie#Mickey mouse#Disney#public domain#you can't trademark him as like a logo or mascot of your plumbing business i just mean like#you can slap him in your commercial or side of the van#i just have seen soooo many people make ORIGINAL art of him and I'm like#no that's not the point!! you can already do that!!!#(obvs if it's a comic or something talking about him being free or whatever then yeah like i get it)#(but those people who put him as a fighter in their game?? Quinton reviews uploading the original video?? boss shit)#(THAT'S what it's about)
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i just know he’s on that switch 12 hours a day
#i wanted to draw something nice for his big appearance this week but i got slapped by exams have this thing instead#dungeon meshi fanart#dungeon meshi#thistle dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#sissel dungeon meshi#thistle#mine
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