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WAIT WDYM CALLIE AND MARIE ARE NOT SISTERS WHAT
#DISCLAIMER I ONLY RECENTLY STARTED DABBLING INTO THE LORE AND STORY MODES LMAO#YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE THEM HAVE “SISTERS” IN THEIR BAND NAME AND THEN NOT HAVE THEM BE SISTERS WHAT#BRO :(#i have been psychologically thrown off of a building rn#slap in the face#splatoon#squid sisters
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#slap in the face#men crying#emotional whump#gotham#gotham oswald#oswald cobblepot#gotham penguin#edward nygma#dc riddler#whump gif#whump#anger
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WHAT a wake up! I’m going away to think…
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a kinetic sculpture by Tim Lewis
I know it’s not pottery but it is sculptural and holy shit
it’s beautiful and disturbing and I feel like I could stumble across this creature in a forest and never be seen again???
#love when the art just slaps you in the face#sculptural#sculpture#kinetic sculpture#tim lewis#art#deer#artist
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One of the worst things you can say to an autistic person is that they don’t know anything about their special interests.
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Guy who has wandered through the halls and corridors of your body not with any special kind of love but with the untold intimacy of a contractor assessing the damages and potentials voice: right, so the main issue here is that the body is currently a temple, okay, and what we want is for it to be a home, cause temples are pretty and all and occasionally nice to be in if you're into that sort of thing but very few people would actually want to live in one. So what we're gonna do first is you're gonna take a look at what's here, the carrying walls and windows and all that, and you're going to come up with something you'd actually like to be alive inside of, and it's going to be a lot of work and it's going to feel strange and stupid and embarrassing but you're still gonna do it, because otherwise this construction site is fucked. And maybe what you want to live in is a skatepark or an anime-themed cat cafe or an esoteric library that has a dildo section for some reason, so it might feel like it's a downgrade from a temple, but it's actually the opposite cause the main customer for a body is you and the main customer for a temple are templegoers and maybe higher powers of some kind, - i wouldn't know about those, they never hired me, - not the temple itself, which is what you are, right, cause the body/mind/soul separation doesn't actually do anything, so what you're gonna do is look at the current layout and dig out whatever hope and ability to want you have and come up with a blueprint, and then my boys can actually get to work. Oh, and you have got to change the windows, it's drafty as fuck in here.
#oleg's writing#original writing#i don't know what this classifies as honestly#epiphanies that feel like god slapping you in the face with cheese and are conveyable only through Tumblr shitpost format
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Old Commercial - Skin Bracer Slap in the Face
#old advertising#cleancore#vintage ad#slap in the face#late night television#after shave#thanks I needed that
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he’s begging kuni to let them eat pancakes for dinner
#i’m sorry to everyone who followed me for skk they haven’t crossed my mind in weeks#it’s just been knkdz and kunikida brainrot 😔#when your brat of a boyfriend asks for a kiss and u tell him no and he hits you w this face#i would slap him tbh#honestly i think it’s a good thing kuni is dead bc he’s finally been released from the eternal punishment of being dazai’s babysitter#i miss them so badly it’s not even funny anymore#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#kunikida doppo#doppo kunikida#kunikidazai#knkdz#kunizai#lotus draws#also i deadass forgot how to shade so ignore how i basically just pillow shaded this entire drawing
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Me when I listen to Back To December(Taylor’s Version) and suddenly it’s July and I’m still in sailing camp and listening to it on repeat while I started writing The Inexplicable Jumping Spider
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REVIEW: Loudness - "Slap In the Face" (1991 Japanese CD single)
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#Akira Takasaki#CD singles#heavy metal#japanese imports#Loudness#Masayoshi Yamashita#Mike Vescera#Munetaka Higuchi#rarities#Slap in the Face
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hey siobhan? what if i cried?? right in front of you???
#HOLY SHIT THIS WAS AN UNEXPECTED SLAP IN THE FACE#THANKS FOR THE EMOTIONS SIOBHAN#dimension 20#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#d20#fh#fhjy#fantasy high spoilers#adaine abernant
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GWENDOLYN BOUCHARD PATHETIC LITTLE MEOW MEOW SHE THOUGHT SAW SOMEONE CARING ABOUT HER ENOUGH TO BRING HER ONE (1) CUP OF COFFEE AND TRANSFORMED INTO A PUDDLE OF GOO INSTANTLY
IT WAS IN FACT SO PATHETIC THE PERSON WHO CARED ABOUT HER ENOUGH TO SPECIFICALLY NOT BRING HER COFFEE TO LOOK AT HER REACTION GOT SO DUMBSTRUCK SHE LET HER HAVE THE COFFEE MEANT FOR SOMEONE ELSE
#GWEN JONCORE GWEN JONCORE GWEN JONCORE#every time i hear her voice on podcast im torn between the urge to slap her in the face and give her a hug (neither can happen)#the magnus protocol#tmagp
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just had the biggest revelation that when the oracle prophesized "to storm or fire, the world must fall". the weight of this line equally distributed across the four boys. because frank's lifeline was tied to a stick that if burned to ashes would kill him. because percy, son of the stormbringer, nearly ended his life by willingly suffocating in poison. because leo, pyrokenetic, sacrificed himself and paid for it with his life to fulfill the prophecy. because jason, son of jupiter (god of the sky, thunder, lightning, etc), died in place of leo upon his resurrection. what a truly haunting cruel twist of fate.
#i was literally listening to music when this revelation slapped me in the face#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#pjo headcanon#heros of olympus#hoo text post#hoo#hoo headcanon#frank zhang#percy jackson#leo valdez#jason grace
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