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you remind me of that fallen tree that no one was around to hear
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@belovedohms you were reading this




"The Thursday Murder Club" UK Premiere
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All I need is music and tumblr
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i just ran over like 3 dudes in my chariot
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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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Sophie describing elven women: "The most breathtaking beauty" "The most beautiful woman" "Sharp, stunning features" "Beautiful cerulean eyes" "Captivated" "Omygosh she blinked and looked at me"
Sophie describing elven men: "They looked like their sons who were kinda cute ig"
She's such a simp omg
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dont go to the cheezeckake factory.....nighttime Pepto bisma;l cals me..............
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Girl put your airpods back in
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no way… you’re morose? AND lugubrious??? 😳
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the apple of luck and miracles
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i cant stop laughing at this pic jisjjfjsfjjsjfksjfkdjfn
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my soft and comfortable mama
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giving detmer and Owo some love
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