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Two days until I can harass my besties ViktorâŚIâm begging time to go faster
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That scene where arlo says âno one couldâve killed rei even if youâd let him.â </3
Itâs interesting because in present times arloâs ability level is quite a bit higher than reiâs (6.3 to 5.8). Heâs technically surpassed Rei, but he still sees him the same way he did when he first met him, when he looked up to him both physically and metaphorically.Â
It makes me headcanon that theyâve never done their infamous rematch before because they both kind of know that Arlo would beat Rei, and Arlo didnât want to kick his mentorâs ass and disrespect him like that.Â
Itâs also a fun bit of nuance for Arloâs because heâs such an asshole with his beliefs about hierarchy, but Rei has always been an exception to Arloâs bullshit. Heâs always been that one bit where Arloâs emotions triumph over his logic.
And now theyâll never get that rematch even if they wanted to! :â)
#rei unordinary#arlo unordinary#unordinary#i care them#slams my hands on the table#its the dead mentor for me#jeta posting
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   â Of course itâs soft. Any god worth their salt would ensure their personal appearance remain optimal.â it is spoken as if every living being would know of this, a fact that existed since birth and there is a subtle sensation of pride in her words, which matches the almost haughty expression upon her features.Â
 the request had been an odd one, but not one she was against granting. when it came to olgaâs hair, she never paid much mind to it. it constantly remained free of tangles and never got in her way, so there wasnât any need to maintain it like other lifeforms would. so of course there was some confusion as to why the Shielder and Saber had been so....adamant in tending to it. but her days were bare of activity now, once more relegated to a role of waiting, and, well, as a god, shouldnât she have someone doing just that? it is why she agreed to it. seated quietly on the floor of her living room, as she learned it was called, with her hair spread out like a blanket behind her. her three cats had also joined the fray, idly lounging about or bugging her guests. or should she call them attendents? either way, it was relatively peaceful.Â
  â....are you certain human tools are up to the job? I can hardly feel anything.â is spoken after a moment. â Perhaps I should alter the gravity here......â
@castilium, @douzeepeesâ
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I also don't think constantly about how both their mothers died of unspecified "illness" closely tied to grief and loneliness (ThĂŠodwyn's death is definitely cast as a reaction to her husband's, and Finduilas' wasting away is about the Oncoming Doom and feeling displaced in Minas Tirith) and how that shapes both Ăowyn and Faramir in their relationships to people and to duty.
I personally have never thought about that and it has never made me emotionally compromised.
do you ever think about how all eowyn and faramir have ever consistently known is loss. haha me neither. faramir was 5 and eowyn was 7 when both of their mothers died btw. and they both lost a brother (figure) to the war. and both of their father (figure)s died during the battle of pellenor fields. but no i dont ever think about it though.
#lord of the rings#ĂŠowyn#faramir#too many feelings about the tragedies of Men#BUT ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS IN RELATION TO SIBLING STUFF AS WELL#bc like both boromir and ĂŠomer are Big Damn Heroes who want to Protecc#gee wonder whether there might be a similar trauma in their pasts that could feed that#like maybe losing a parent at a young age but being keenly aware of their little sibling throughout#I'm just saying I'm always here to talk about faramir/ĂŠowyn it's like my whole brand#but we could ALSO talk more about ĂŠomer and boromir canonically being bros with each other#slams my hands on the table#GIVE! ME! THE! FAMILIAL! RELATIONSHIPS!
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james getting really stressed out when regulus and sirius are speaking heatedly in french meanwhile they're just discussing where they want to go to dinner
#sirius: quâest-ce que tu veux manger ce soir?#james slamming his hands on the table: PLEASE STOP FIGHTING#inspired by me always thinking my french friends are beefing#whole time theyâre just bored#sirius black#marauders#wolfstar#james potter#regulus black#jegulus#mwpp
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sender kisses receiver's shoulder blade.
maybe some day he'll get used to this, receiving such dedicated attention. sure, fjord has known caduceus' undivided focus before, when discussing any number of things, when meditating to the wildmother. but when the focus is just on him, his body, it feels... sacred. he shivers with each touch, gentle and sweet down his arms, until the air is punched out of him with the kiss to his back. the long, silky hair trailing against his skin from where caduceus bows down to reach him as fjord reaches back to stroke his head.
"caduceus â sweetheart, c'mere. i'd like to see you, if you don't mind."
#* ・⧠â âŚ
character: fjord. âŚ#bloomgrove#SLAMS MY HANDS ON THE TABLE#they're so fuckin sweet
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{â} characters arlecchino {â} notes drabble, fem reader, sub reader, transfem arlecchino {â} warnings 18+ content, breeding kink, degradation, stomach bulge, dacryphilia, restraints
"Arle, hah..please. I can'tâ I can't wait any longer."
The pleading, almost pouty, words had her letting out a deep, husky chuckle as she fiddled with the buckle of her belt, admiring your body as she stepped up to the bed. Her knee sank into the mattress as she knelt down, pressing a placating kiss to your brow and gesturing for you to turn over.
"Come on, dove. Be a good girl, or I'll treat you like the whore you are." Arlecchino clicked her tongue, firmly grabbing your hands and tightening her belt around your wrists, giving the leather a firm tug to test its strengthâ and to make sure it wasn't too tight. "I'm in a good mood. Don't spoil it by being a brat, little dove."
The pout it drew from you made her grin, canines flashing beneath her lips as she settled in behind you, cupping your ass in her calloused hands with an appreciative grumble. Your panties were already sticking to your cunt, the fabric soaked. She couldn't help but drag one of her digits across the fabric, teasing your folds beneath it.
"Lucky I adore that pretty mouth of yours or I'd have cut out your tongue," She gruffly spoke, her tone neither in jest or too seriousâ perhaps she would, maybe she wouldn't. She liked to keep you on your toes. "Hm. Maybe I'll use your throat afterâ shut you up properly. You look so pretty gagging on my cock, you know?"
Arlecchino slid her fingers beneath the waistband of your panties, tugging them down just enough to see your slick cunt, her fingers pulling the folds apart. Fuck, she could feel her cock throbbing against her boxers at the sightâ she'd never get tired of it, just like she'd never get tired of using you like a toy.
"But in the meantime.." She finally pulled down her own boxers, her aching cock slipping free and slapping against your thighâ she slid right between your thighs, forcing you to squeeze them together around her. "Fuck, that's it." She growled, pumping her hips a few times before she was satisfied, lining up her cock with your entrance.
She had the decency, at least, to sink in slowly at first..let you adjust to her size for a brief moment before she snapped her hips forward and sank fully into your cunt with a sharp hiss.
Arlecchino typically enjoyed teasing you first, making you practically beg just for her to give you her cock at all, but she had other plans tonightâ she wasn't going to waste time playing around this time. Her hand slipped down to your stomach pressed against the mattress, a low chuckle building in her chest at the distinct bulge her cock left. It was a wonder she fit at allâ but she'd make it fit even if she hadn't.
"Be a good girl now and don't complain." She grumbled, leaning down to press you down into the mattress with her body, nipping at your ear before she pulled her hips back, hissing at the way you clenched around her in response. She took a moment to sit there, letting you ruminate and squirm at the lack of movementâ only to grab a fistful of hair and start pounding you into the mattress before you can even think to whine about her lack of movement.
How quickly, how easily, you turn into a blubbering mess as she uses you like a toy for her own enjoyment. Not that you won't enjoy what she has in plan for youâ just maybe not as much as she does. The mental image of filling you with her cum..it drives her thrusts harder, faster. She wants to fuck you stupid with her cock, fill you to the breaking point until her cum pools on the sheets, unable to be fully plugged up. Just the idea of watching her cum dripping down your thighs makes her control slip just the slightest bit.
She's already big enough to bulge your stomach with every thrust, but she wonders if she can push it further.
She certainly wants to, and she intends to.
The fat tears rolling down your cheeks only got her more excited, her hands gripping your hips so tight she can already imagine the bruises in the shape of her fingers against your skin.
"That's it, dove, give in," Arlecchino hissed, a low growl rumbling in her chest as she continued to pound into them relentlessly, her thighs already stinging from the sheer force of it. "Fucking take it, you whore."
Her muscles flexed in faint restraint, the shifting of your arms against her as you nearly screamed at the intense rush of pleasure making her sink her teeth into your shoulder in warningâ a futile effort, really, as your body twitched when you came so hard she briefly considered if she had to stop..but you were still moaning even through the tears rolling down your cheeks, rocking back into her thrusts weakly, unable to keep up.
She wasn't too far behind, either. Her teeth dug deeper into your skin, muffling the growl as she plunged into your soaking wet cunt, bucking into you in much shorter thrusts until she finally felt her cum spilling into you. It was almost enough to send her over the edge againâ fuck, you were practically sucking her in with how tight you were, squeezing around her cock.
Her head slumped against your shoulder as she pulled her teeth from your skin, taking a moment of respite to catch her breath and let the sting and ache settle in deepâ she welcomed it, if anything. But she wasn't done.
She was going to fuck you till you were fullâ fill you up until she couldn't fit another drop.
For now..she pulled out, admiring the way her cum dribbled out of you. She didn't mind all that much..she was going to replace it tenfold, anyway.
She couldn't wait to plug you up and see you squirm during the meeting tomorrow, full of her cum and unable to find reliefâ maybe she'd make it a toy, see how long you last before someone realizes what's going on. She was going to enjoy it thoroughly.
#genshin impact smut#genshin impact x reader#genshin smut#genshin x reader#minors dni#writing tag#arlecchino smut#arlecchino x reader#so. um. yeah. we r not gonna talk abt this one I was feeling indulgant and shdhdgsjsjsjsj#arlecchino awakens smth in me idk dont ask me#i considered making this tmasc arle for a hot minute but ill save that for another day#anyway manspreading arle agenda thsnks 4 coming 2 my tedtalk#anyway² slamming hands on table arle breeding kink arle breeding kink arle breeding kink#technically no actual direct mention of breeding but shes still trying anyway#sorry im in an arle phade i need her to do unspeakable things to me yknow. you get me.#PHASE not phade its 3 am and i csbt sleep twirls hair#accidentally posted this draft premature im AHHHHHHHH#okay im fine now
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"I'm putting down the bet. I'm taking the gamble. I'm claiming the win. I'll let fate spin the wheel, a daring gamble. Walking the brink of death...for rebirth.
All for the Amber Lord!"
#honkai star rail#aventurine#hsr#fan art#illustrations#please click link for the best theme song bc I most definitely had that on repeat on a loop while drawing this#prepare for wall of text in the tags-#*breathes in*#*slams hand on table*#I LOVE AVENTURINE AAAAAA#IF I COULD GO BACK AND REPLAY PENACONY STORYLINE I WOULD#I LOVE THIS FUNKY ZESTY LIL GUY#I LOVE CAMDEN'S PERFORMANCE IN BRINGING HIM TO LIFE#I LOVE HIS DESIGN#I LOVE HIS âDOCTOR YOU'RE HUGEâ IS BOTH A MEME AND A LEGITIMATE PULL PHRASE THAT ACTUALLY WORKS#I LOVE HIS BOSS FIGHT AND HOW STUPIDLY HARD IT WAS#AND HATE THAT I WAS TOO BUSY TO PLAY SO I MISS ALL OF MY CHANCE TO REVISIT IT BEFORE THEY NERFED HIM TO OBLIVION#I LOVE HIS THEME SONGS AND WHY DOES HIS BOSS THEME HAVE TO BE SO SHORT WHILE EVERYONE ELSE'S WAS SO LONG AND HAD ACTUAL LOOPS#PLEASE TELL ME YOUR FAVE RINEY FACT IN THE COMMENTS SO WE CAN SCREAM ABOUT IT TOGETHER AAAAAA#I'M GONNA E6 HIM AND S5 HIS LIGHTCONE#ALL PURCHASES OF AVENTURINE PRINTS AND COMICS WILL GO TOWARDS THAT FUND AAAAAAA
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I cannot stress to you how important it is to me as a viewer of DR stuff that an execution isn't just tied to the talent of a student, but more so to what causes them the most despair.
One Fan Execution that I really like (though it remains unfinished) is this Rantaro Execution called "12 Strikes to Midnight." The execution might not be as polished as, say, an execution like "Deep Fried Teruteru" but the fundamental aspect of personalized despair is what makes the unfinished, unpolished fan execution far more interesting to watch.
The Rantaro Fan Execution plays witht he aspect of Time and how Time is Running Out for Rantaro to find and save his sisters. Each minute, each hour, one of them dies a painful and horrible death, until Rantaro is finally killed after he witnesses all of his sisters die. His deepest regret involves his sisters going missing, which encouraged him to become an adventurer--and the aspect of the clock is used incredibly well here.
Compare that to Teruteru's execution now--he gets caked up in egg and flour and deep fried in a volcano. Sure, that's a horrible way to die, but... what does it say about Teruteru's deepest despair? Does he hate fried food for some reason? That doesn't seem like a very solid despair to use to bring about the worst kind of emotional agony in a blackened during their execution.
Despite Teruteru's execution being better animated and polished, I find myself far more interested in the fanmade Rantaro Execution, because all in all, if your Executions are at least a little bit of a character study, you're probably doing it wrong.
#Rantaro Amami#teruteru hanamura#danganronpa v3#danganronpa#danganronpa 2#Execution talk#Execution analysis#-slams my hands on the table- TALENTS AREN'T EVERYTHING IN DR THAT'S THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT OF THE FIRST GAME IT WAS A CRITICISM OF--#REDUCING STUDENTS TO WHAT THEY'RE GOOD AT AND WHY THAT'S BAD.#ARGH.#Anyway#Write your executions like they were character studies please thank you
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MORE THAN ANYTHING - REPRISE âł from Hazbin Hotel Season One (2024): 1x08 - "The Show Must Go On"
#hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#vaggie#hazbin vaggie#chaggie#hazbin charlie#KILL ME KILL ME NOW ACTUALLY LOOK AT THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHERRRRRRRRRRRR#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#the fact that they integrated the familial love song into a romantic love song makes me think.... makes me THINK THAT THIS TUNE#can be the ''Main'' Theme for the rest of the show. PLEASE tell me im guessing right i will literally die it can apply to SO MANY SITUATION#more family love. more romantic love. more platonic love. more of ANYTHING ELSE. scenes with any flavor of affection and connection.#IT CAN BECOME THE THEME OF THE CONNECTION FOUND BY THESE WAYWARD SOULS AND THE UNIQUE BOND THEY'VE COME TO FORM#*slams hands on table* THEY CAN ALSO BE EVIL AND USE A SLOWED DOWN VERSION AS A SAD SONG!!!!!!!!! WHEN A CONNECTION IS BROKEN!#WHEN A FRIENDSHIP IS LOST OR CALLED INTO JEOPARDY! WHEN A TIE BETWEEN CHARACTERS IS SEVERED#BY EITHER CHOICE OR TRAGEDY.#THEY CAN PLAY A DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL VERSION WHEN SOMEONE STEPS IN DRAMATICALLY TO SAVE THEIR FRIENDS. AAAAAAAHHHH!!!#FUCK ME UP!!!!!! JUST FUCK ME UP!!!!#my videos#music vids: s1#song: more than anything (reprise)
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I just got my comic cover commission from @shellsweet and it's GORGEOUS!! I love this so, so, so, so much!!!! Thank you shellsweet, you're amazing! <3
#roommates had to listen to me squeal and slam my hands on the table in excitement and adoration#the emotions could not be contained#sage never shuts up about turtles
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Happy Flora Friday!
#did a more sketchy experimental style#because I. forgot flora at home so you get the other one next week#slams my hand on the table. first Emmy now flora#pl#professor layton#flora reinhold#flora friday#thart#thposts
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Listen to me. Where's my side view angle of this?? The motherfucking size difference is making me fucking feral??? Look at Buck all built like a refrigerator and look at Eddie's tiny waist?? Don't get me wrong, Eddie's chin tuck was cute as hell but also I just want to see Buck's massive arms around Eddie's waist okay?? Is that too much to ask??
#buddie#unhinged thoughts#911 spoilers#the SIZE DIFFERENCE#*slams my hand against the table*#do you get what I mean?#eddie diaz#evan buckley#bottom eddie rights#bottom eddie diaz#top evan buckley#i like what i like#and what i like is buck's arms holding eddie around his waist
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me: hey rui, have you ever considered the idea of a â¨ď¸karaoke nightâ¨ď¸ at the bar?
rui: hahah cutie, i can barely touch things anymore, so i think i'd like to keep my sense of hearing intact đ
me: đ u know what? valid
#real conversation we just had ---> (in my head)#[SLAMS HANDS ON TABLE][PULLS MY HAIR OUT] I NEED A KARAOKE NIGHT WITH OBSCUARY#im 1000% sure rui knows aalll the classics and the hits#[shakes the imaginary ppl in my head by the shoulder] I NEED TO HEAR LYCA SING AN ABBA SONG#rui pulls out the heart shaped glasses#he also had those party light projectors (he said he bought it once to see if it fit the bar's ~vibe~ but it didn't. so he never uses it)#jhgggdhd --> im going insane (quite literally. someone pls tell me to stop thinking about these fictional men)#tdb
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a short and very incomplete list of some items that make me, a bisexual, unable to pay attention to whatever the fuck the characters are saying
The Potent Robe (and all the other robes in this style) on Gale. they make his shoulders go V. especially from a shorter PC's angle, where he looks tall and broad in addition to being just. so warm and infinitely kind, I mean come on now. Honorable mention to the jewel sitting right on top of his sternum and the intricate linework leading to it that just draws the eye to itself, so you kinda have to look at his titties.
The silly stupid useless hats that should not look good on anyone, but make Astarion's li'l ears go < >, and it's unreasonably good, especially when he like. looks up from under the brim and under his lashes like that???? no. this man? this man is wearing a be-tassel'd bucket on his head. how is he still charming. this should not work and he has no right to be charming like this.
The otherwise pretty ugly helmets that do nothing special beyond like adding +1 to STR saves and don't work on anyone really, except they Fuck Severely on Wyll, and Wyll only. this one? with his horns? it makes him look like some sort of gladiator, a wrathful Roman god of war and conquest, and what the fuck. i know just how polite and respectful he is, and the cognitive dissonance alone makes this weirdly hot.
This camp outfit. With these piercings. And this snarl. On Karlach, because seriously what the hell. No, really. What is this. She, and I cannot stress this enough, looks like every single woman I've ever fallen briefly in desperate, heart-consuming, life-altering love with at any rock/metal show, only red and on fire, which is. also hot. Look at the way the lines of that top frame the glow of the engine, and the metal accents match her vents and hair disk thingies, I mean come on. This look is that of a woman who could (and should) whisk me away on her motorcycle.
Ketheric's armor on Lae'zel. The shape language. The way the ridges of the teeth and the gold bit in the middle kind of mirror the edges of her ears. And the way the dark neckline meets and bleeds into the lines on her neck, and mirrors the lines on her face. The tarnished gold accents that match her complexion with the green complementing it so nicely. The power. The beauty. What a great look. A+. i'm doing whatever she says I should, which is a problem because she's literally asking me to make a deal with a devil.
honestly just disrespectful, the lot of them
#squirrel plays bg3#slamming my hands on the table; yes i'm hornyposting#gale dekarios#astarion ancunin#wyll ravengard#karlach cliffgate#lae'zel#lae'zel of k'liir#i've yet to find something that makes me this rabid on shadowheart#but i was thinking about that cute blue v-neck top that reminds me of a butterfly#that's just very y2k hot chick and i'm very into that#but not THIS into it you know
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One fun little idea I love to pull off the shelf every once and a while: mutant Lisa with ice powers
#itâs not really a full au I have in my head but I love the â¨situations⨠this has potential for#Lisa strikes me as that type of girl who has her whole life planned#she has good friends gets good grades knows what college sheâs going to#she knows who she is and what she wants#which I think is fun to upend entirely with some wild shit she never expected lmao get frozoned nerd#do have fun ideas of her going to Robbie like âYOU HAVE POWERS RIGHT DONT LIE TO MEâ#Robbieâs just âuhhhhhhhhâ âWHATEVER I KNOW YOU DOâ#*spills glass of water on a table on purpose. slams her hand onto it and it freezes immediately* âDO YOU KNOW HOW TO FIX THIS'#she should get to have frost on her skin as a treat#ok yeah Iâll probably draw more of this#my art#sketch#lisa (ghost rider)#mutant lisa au#<- making a tag cause i may or may not make more of this
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