#sklarm

[thesucculentman]

Mmmmmmmm

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Guys I am at a loss. Choose and when then the lend comes lest I take the pillow and fly past Thomas the train through the countryside and into the camp towards the fire place which is actually a portal to a fire dimension and when you come out the other side of the fire you fall backwards through a well into a field in some nice European place with nice grass and a chance of rain for 5 seconds to drench you then act like it’s fine. When you reach the lamp cord it can make you microscopic and let you travel onto the piano and see all the dirt on the piano keys. if you go to the nurses they will tell you everything is fine. Happy birthday to you. But really your face is a marshmallow and if you stand to close to a fire, you will burn and melt away and not make a good snack.

“I don’t know if cats like to be pillows?”

[thesucculentman]

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[thesucculentman]

Don't you love it when Wisconsin secedes from the union to make it's own cheese empire?

[thesucculentman]

Sometimes

You want too scritch your brain, but most of you can't because your skull is in the way.

[thesucculentman]

His name is Nipplestick. He gives nice wet nibbles to any wrists that dangle off the bed when you sleep.

[thesucculentman]

No one wants

To live in a white bread world with an uptown girl

Cause UPtown FUNk you UP.

I said UPTOwn fuNK yOu UP.

[thesucculentman]

I saw my first headline about hurricane Florence and my first thought was "oh no the Italians are rising!"

[thesucculentman]

Words of Wisdom:

A burp is just a fart in reverse.

[thesucculentman]

He'll steal your heart and your money.

[thesucculentman]

God damn the octogons are back.

[thesucculentman]

The leg!

It floats in the sky like a tethered, yet untethered balloon! It has always been there. As long as I can remember...

WHAT DOES IT WANT??

WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?!?

[thesucculentman]

All I want to do is crouch on your lawn!!

[thesucculentman]

Bite into an apple that is shaped like a man

And you might approach my absolute Succulence.

If afterward, you replaced your fingers with sedums,

You.

Would.

Certainly.

Be.

The.

Most.

Absolute.

Most.

Plontiest.

Most.

.

.

.

Stupid.

Man.

-.-

Fool.

THERE CAN ONLY BE O N E

[thesucculentman]

Hello,

Not the stupid Adele one you scronched hot dog!

Is it mee youre looking fooooorr

[thesucculentman]

When a child says

That they feel squiggly, you must strap them down.

Lest they TraAN S F ORM.