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i was like "oh it would be fun to take some old Which Night Guard is Your Boyfriend" quizzes and compare the answers so i took a ton of them and ive found a trend amongst them. that being said here is the Average Question

quiz runner: alwighty gang!! get out here and answer some questions!! *drags them into the room*

mike: ughhhh i dont want to be here this is so stupid T-T (quiz runner: SHUT UP AND ASK A QUESTION!!!)

jeremy: h-h-hi... do u like.. a-anime/manga......? *whimpers* (quiz runner: owo so cuuuute!!!)

fritz: *belches disgustingly and rubs his fat stomach and sloppily eats a giant portion of food* whats your favorite food? (quiz runner: ew shut up fatty fat fatso fatfat)

vincent: *pins u 2 the wall* i have a boner~~~ do you want me?~~~~~ (quiz runner: SHUT UP PURPLE GRAPE PERV!!! DX *beats him over the head with a hammer until he is no more*)

scott: i too am in this quiz

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i haev a. crush on william

vincent says no william simps allowed in the pizzeria

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I am currently on my knees begging you for more 80s William he's so ugly

that british rabbit i hate

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this autism shit is getting scary

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this autism shit is getting scary

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these 💀

Have you played any of the fnaf fan games before? If so which is your favorite

ummm back in the day i used to watch markiplier play them, 5 nights at the krusty krab or whatever it was called was my favorite. i also used to play the shitty mobile game dating sim one on the apple store where you could date off brand versions of the characters

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Have you played any of the fnaf fan games before? If so which is your favorite

ummm back in the day i used to watch markiplier play them, 5 nights at the krusty krab or whatever it was called was my favorite. i also used to play the shitty mobile game dating sim one on the apple store where you could date off brand versions of the characters

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not easy finding out you look like a british twink

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happy birthday from me and the purple asshole :D

Another quick but funny comic for @shitsecurityguards . Also happy birthday to me and my sona.

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trying to figure out pet headcanons. the only concrete things i have is fritz has ferrets and scott has 2 very spoiled cats that are his princesses. might give mike + doll a dog but im not sure yet

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if you take requests can I req chris and jeremy interactions cuz i like tje,m

i think theyre friends for sure. the youth of fazbears staff

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do you have any voice hcs for the characters, and if so what are they?

ive stuck to the og lolman ones, theyre hard to come by these days but heres some clips

(note: this one doesnt have anything to do with self harm)

i know that at some point chris had a voice actor bc ive seen a drawing of him with said va but i havent seen any clips. for scott though its just his canon voice

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its cute that he thinks hes not getting dragged along

I drew a funny and silly comic about my sona and @shitsecurityguards sona. I really like their art.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN CHRIS HAD A GIRLDFRIEND AND I DONT KNOW.

yes! shes named in the og au masterdoc. i think chris and vixen being in an adam sandler x beautiful woman t4t relationship is amazing

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Any song claims for the characters?

alright after much consideration heres what i have

mike: crazy train by ozzy osbourne

jeremy: drop pop candy by giga

fritz: the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny by lemon demon

scott: 9 to 5 by dolly parton

vincent: i cant decide by scissor sisters (OBVIOUSLY)

chris: please hear me out on this one but whats new scooby doo by simple plan

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need to see some interactions between Scott and Mike yipee 🗣️

scott wants to be his friend so bad but hes terrible at talking to him

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ougoughoughoiuhhhh!,!!! this is so epiccccc tysm!!! big win for yaoi

me when @shitsecurityguards sona

yipee :3