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vincent serves and is a cunt fr

live by the cunt die by the cunt

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i headcanon that vincent hasnt been convicted of murder yet due to the police thinking hes way too obvious to be a serial killer so they just keep accidentally jailing the wrong people instead

thats definitely part of it (look at his bumper stickers) but i also think he does put in the effort to force himself out of his comfort zone and talk to other people for the sake of appearing well adjusted

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if i think about them as women for too long i get crazy

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I can't unsee Vincent with pointy chin. So here he is in anime form. I drew it for @shitsecurityguards.

(This is from anime "Pointy Chins". Good luck watching it lol)

(Reference below)

(This is so funny XD)

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vincent x readers kill me because they want him to be a dark romance bad boy sexy dom who always gets his way but in reality its like. he works at a fucking chuck e cheese and everyone there hates him

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i do hc jeremy as a gnc cis guy but also i think he would rock some cute xenos... bnuuygender boy <3

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What does everyone think about eachother?:0 like, relationships and such

the employees mostly get along with one another. mostly

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grimcent smiles upon you

sometimes ill draw a random important plot point in the grimcent progression timeline and then im like wait this is freaky and weird asf if i post this literally everyone on earth will throw pitchforks at me for this. and then i post it anyways

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sometimes ill draw a random important plot point in the grimcent progression timeline and then im like wait this is freaky and weird asf if i post this literally everyone on earth will throw pitchforks at me for this. and then i post it anyways

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I drew comic for @shitsecurityguards . It's their Vincent meeting OG Patrice.

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william afton and his freaky little nephew

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i think for me what sets vincent aside from the new wave of sexy serial killer boyfriends (your peter ybs, all those strange visual novel men) is that hes wacky flamboyant and silly with it. fuck those guys i need me a cartoonish homo thats gonna make a performance out of taunting his victims and giggle like a girl while he kills them

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having a crush on a character that sucks ass:

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the other day i found these vincents i made in 2022 for my freshman year dorm vincent wall. enjoy

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love making random mundane headcanons for them. it satisfies my love of making lists

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Im dying to know: what shampoo do they use?

I know one of them uses like an 8 in one

Body wash, shampoo, conditioner, motor oil, wiper fluid, laundry detergent, dish soap, gasoline.

in order of best to worst. i do think in the human au scott would have some nice classy gentlemens products though

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I don't know if this has been asked before, but what is everyone's favorite pizza?

At the place I work we sell pizza with sauerkraut and it's actually not that bad.

its honestly kind of a miracle that chris will still eat pizza after everything hes had to deal with at work