#sjm crackships

[sjmcrackshipmonth]

SJM Crackship Month July 2023

1. All crackships are welcome. They can be from Crescent City, ACOTAR, or TOG, and we welcome cross series crackships as well, like Bryce x Azriel, Nesta x Manon, etc.

2. Please don't be rude to others. This is supposed to be fun and we will not welcome any hate!

3. How much you participate is optional. Please don't feel like you need to do every single day!

4. Art, Edits, Fics, all are welcome!

5. Please use the hashtags #/sjmcrackshipmonth #/sjmcrackshipmonth23 and tag the blog if you wish to be featured on the page that way we're not missing anyone!

6. No reposting other's work unless you've been given express permission to do so

I can't wait to see what people come up with and I hope everyone has a great time!

[yazthebookish]

✨Jesiba (witch) x Devlon (Illyrian)✨

Sjmverse crack ships let's hear them

I wanna know all about them cause I'm feeling crackshippy today. Send me asks about them.

I don't care how out of pocket you might think it is. Go on anon. I wanna hear em all.

Here's mine:

Azriel x Declan

[ennawrite]

rereading the scene of Rhys tormenting Tamlin in ACOFAS is just like…wow…i wish y’all would BANG IT OUT ALREADY ‼️‼️‼️

“I have EVERYTHING and I’m so HAPPY and so ABOVE YOU but I’m gonna come torment you anyway, just because I feel like it and NOT because I’ve secretly been attracted to you for the past four centuries…🙄”

yeah…i bet they’re not the only thing aching to be near his throat 😏

noticing his muscle mass is crazyyyy like this shit is GAY YOUR HONOR!!! 👩‍⚖️

your…mate…who…is…everything…you’ve…WISHED…and…DREAMED…of…and…BEGGED…for…isn’t…ENOUGH??? (he literally just thought that 20 lines earlier btw😭)

ohhh don’t we ALL want feral Tamlin oh brother, back of the line, buddy!!! 😑🫵

I just know Rhys was punchin the fuck out of the air on the way home he wanted to wrestle with that man badddddd

feeling a “hollowness” in the stomach over seeing someone in despair is just the other end of the spectrum for “something glowed in his chest” I’M SORRY I DONT MAKE THE RULES!!!

[bxriles]

Watching people in this godforsaken fandom get big mad about Nyxlin is almost as funny to me as watching people get mad about Elaingate/Tamberlain.

[goddessofwisdom18]

Feycien Art

Feyre and Lucien are both immune to fire (I’m assuming…? Sarah give us more of Feyre’s powers PLEASE) but sensitive to heat so I think they’d have a little fun like this :)

I know I am shouting into the void here by posting something that is both NSFW and a rarepair but that's what tumblr is for I guess

CW: Very explicit upper body female anatomy, Feycien, wax play

[queenofqueensarcheron]

Rereading the Acotar parts in hofas just reminded me that Nesta works so much better with Azriel than her own mate.

Tell me why these 2 were so in sync with one another and barely had to say something for the other to understand what they meant.

Tell me why Nesta was the one asking Bryce some really good questions, and Az being there to shut her up when she was saying too much about their world.

Tell me why Az showed more vulnerability with Nesta than her own mate EVER DID.

Tell me why this man trusted Nesta to be able to handle the worm basically on her own.

Tell me why Az said he loved Nesta before HER OWN MATE.

Tell me why Az didn’t want Nesta out of reach after the mask incident and Nesta was cool with that.

Tell me why Bryce felt like their hug was so personal she turned around to give them space and privacy.

Tell me why these 2 are now in the possession of both the sword and the knife who sing to one another and want to be reunited with the other. (They are going to live at the same house)

Tell me why Nezriel just make more sense

Tell me why SJM was able to write a BETTER platonic soulmates relationship in 150 pages than a whole mating bond in 4 books.

Tell me why these 2 aren’t together. The angel of death and lady death??? I mean it’s right there.

[dragongirlpoet]

In my Tamsand crackship, I am certain Tamlin is the top.

[shadowsatdawnx]

the irony of gw*nriels saying that elriel has no aesthetic and that we have to steal it from others is so 😭😭😭😭😭

[gwynlain]

The ship to end all shipping wars

May I present: Gwynlain

All aboard, all are welcome! <3

And this blog to fandom about it because iltsm & I know SJM will never go down this path… But, I shall captain the gay Gwynlain ship if I must, so we all can sail off into the sunset! Please feel free to join me & submit theories, head-canons, fics, fanart, etc.

🌈🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💜🖤🩶🤍🤎💖💜💙❤️🧡🤍💕💜🏳️‍🌈

You can call me Lila (short for Delilah) Lavendar (Lav for short), she/her, bi (LGBTQIA+) friendly, Zillenial. My main blog is @lavendarneverlands, though I’m primarily on my Maasverse blog @acourtofquestions; this is a side page of it🙃☺️

I really do love all the characters (including <3 Az) & I can ship anyone😂 (Elriel/Gwynriel/Elucien/etc.) I just want them all to be happy… & As we await the next book, here’s a ship that makes ME happy!😊🫶

*not here to dispute ships, characters, or come at any fans/other shippers, so please be kind & love our fellow fans*

Credits for Header image & Profile pic: Venus Folk

[rainingriversofyou]

Elain & Gwyn 💕

Artist: _ellieoo_ / @e-llieoo

[violetasteracademic]

Okay so I obviously ship Mor and Emerie because DUH but let me tell you... I have a new crack ship forming and it has sunk its claws into me. I think it's the combination of @morweekofficial and @wintercourtweek coming up in the remaining cozy months of the year, but I can't stop dreaming up headcanons for....

Mor and Briar.

Hear me out!

I am a firm believer that Briar of ACOTAR is in fact Briar of the Thirteen.

ACOTAR:

TOG:

(#iykyk #can I interest you in the gospel of witch mirrors)

With Mor having such strong ties to Winter through her bestie Viviane, I've been dreaming up a dramatic Solstice forbidden romance wherein Briar falls in love with Mor at first sight, however she knows about Morrigan's power of Truth and therefore cannot let herself get too close to her lest she reveal dangerous truths about the multiverse, portals, and Briar's lost power and immortality.

I am in the middle of so many projects I have no idea if I could put this together in time, and it is most definitely a crack ship. But it was fun to drabble it!

[arson-09]

just saw an art from an artist who worked with sjm during acomaf, basically her work is the closestof the character's actual appearence, like, the anon who said sjm looked at natalie alyn lind for description, that is basically what happened, and in a cartoon style she made, lucien is kinda almost the same color as tamlin, and cassian and azriel are the same as rice.... it is all funny considering that in arts were they (except tamlin) are not "darker" some people complain about white washing...

also, gonna mention helion, bc he actually has a persian/iranian appearence, and there were people complaing with the official artist that she white washed him, in the official acotar coloring book... y'know, """"""""""""""""the official artist instead of drawning the character as my headcanon, no, she did as close as they are supposed be, that must be white washing!"""""""" like, people are so dumb

I hate when people hate on artists when they're just doing the best they can with the information given and what the author has said.

on that note, the issue comes down to what I call implied diversity. SJM almost never straight up says a character is a PoC, especially if they are a main character. She may describe someone's appearance one way, usually with flowery and ambiguous language then lets the fandom do the heavy lifting. She lets the fandom make the diversity.

Its why people attack artists for 'whitewashing' even if they are just doing their job. Because people read and interpret it how they like and canonize their perceptions. Its why there's so much skin color variation in Rhysand art (for example) ((it's also why there's so much discourse in this 'fandom' over characters in general but I digress))

Sjm is a bad author when it comes to writing diversity in her cast of characters, and when she tries its very halfhearted. People get their panties in a twist over everything in acotar. She fumbles writing cohesive characters (rhysand changing skin tones acotar-acomaf, tamlins whole character) but the majority of the 'fandom' can't handle discussion over that lmao.

anyway, kinda went off but yeah!! whitewashing is a serious issue when it comes to character art but it's a moot point in the acotar fandom because of sjm lmao.

[ennawrite]

Tamlain Collage

I never would have paired them together if it wasn’t for elaingate. Now it’s the only thing I can think about. Thanks a lot. 🙏

[bxriles]

I’ve been reading about this Elaingate shit and LMAOOOO you GUYS. IT’S FICTION.

I think a lot of you are right that this is the first fandom many acotar fans have interacted with because holy shit why are people mad about CRACKSHIPS??

THEY’RE CRACKSHIPS. Come on lmaooooooo

[wizxrdpendrxgon]

Thinking about how Mor loves shopping and Emerie owns a clothing shop 😌

[taymartiart]

I just think they’re neat 🥔