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like mother, like son, but less wholesome this time?
(I couldn't decide whether or not to put them together, so have them in all the different ways!)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers#if i had a nickel for every time a draconia ob'd while trying to save lilia#and had to be taken out by a member of this one specific bloodline with sparkly celestial hair that a fairy blessed#et cetera and so on you know the rest#i mean we know it's going to end better this time but y'know. the parallels!#oh meleanor my beloved#of course...of course she ob'd...it makes sense...#everything about this whole situation just massively sucked for everyone huh#well at least silver's biodad felt guilty about killing her i guess#i dunno i'm just havin' some feelings about all of this#lilia had both the absolute worst and absolute best things about his life come out of all this#down the two great loves of his life and also his job and reputation and 200 years of his life and uhhhh kind of everything else honestly#up some kids though!#(also one of those kids is a baby dragon who is JUST the right size to put silly hats on)#they were worth it to him! or maybe they were worth not giving up? look i am DEEP in the blorbosauce right now#if you don't want to read emotional tags about lilia twistedwonderland then don't come to egophiliac.tumblr.com
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"Oh! Oh! Jail for Soundwave! Jail for Soundwave for One Million Years!!!"
This was a lot funnier in my head
#transformers#transformers g1#ravage#soundwave#rumble#frenzy#whichever#anyways ravage totally naps on the baby swing thinking its for her#i probably screwed up ravage's canonical size here so lets just pretend she's just a teen here and therefore Smaller#deeco art
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Hey hey hey may 31th anon! How's 2024 going? ☆ヾ(*´▽｀)ﾉ This year I have for you a leaked Sherlock season 5 image. Thinking of you!! And everyone!!
#may 31th anon#Hello hello hello friends!! How are you!!#I miss you all I miss tumblr I miss drawing these silly men#work was soooo boring today I was really happy that I got to draw John in a baby carrier afterwards (*´︶`*)#what have you been up to??#my job is very boring most of the time unfortunatly!! I want to have a new job a little bit but I also never want to have a job interview#ever again and also I might get a lamp this year (!) I have heard that someone has already printed out the lamp form#are you excited for good omens season 3??#I am!! I have also been watching a lot of x-files#(*´▽｀*) we also have moths in the kitchen#I do not know what they are eating we have been storing all of our food in the fridge since last week but new moths keep coming#yesterday one flew out of the forks and spoon drawer#it's her kitchen now#I also got a mole removed#now instead of the mole I have a scar the exact same size an color of the mole#I have also been working on a longer comic project!! I think it will be ready to be shared this summer and I really hope you will like it#it's about the old dragon bros characters and their life with the princesses (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤#I'm having a lot of fun drawing again!!#I hope you're having fun too#also I had to write an email today and I had to attach a pdf file but it was upside down#I could not fix it#I just hit send
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Just a silly guy, with silly silly thoughts.
@glowweek Day 2
Casual | Surprise
A casual surprise?😬😬😬
#Hooooo boiii this lad is about to get funky.#He was internally screaming the whole time.#It's in my core memory as a connverse fan. I'm never truly going to let this up I believe. haha#Our boy really one day went out there wanting to get married as a teen like a true classic Disney princess. 😭#It was honestly endearing but sad and also pretty embarrassing. 😔#Secondhand embarrassment aside. Steven is pretty much lucky in the romance department. Which. Deserved by the way. With all the other#crap he had to deal with.#connverse#Steven Quartz Universe#Connie Maheswaran#SU#my shiz#teal#SU comic#glowweek#connverse week#I have no idea if whatever Connie is spouting are actuallt true in real life. Good thing this can be chalked off as just a thing in their#fictional world.#Also I'm glad part of that was covered by Connie's body because I had to take a few notes from chat GPT to add in her enumerated rambling.#I had to make the glow bracelet float like that because I couldn't draw his hand holding it quiet right in that angle.#And yea that size difference is no error. That's how small Connie's wrist is compared to his hands. Or at least something like that.#comic
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my martha knight au in a nutshell:
Danny/Martha: see up here?
Danny/Martha: *taps skull*
Danny/Martha: intense psychological damage
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Danny/Martha: *upon finding out she's pregnant*
Danny/Martha: oh my god i cant be a mom, I'm fifteen and homeless--
Danny/Martha: im going to be a terrible mother--
Danny/Martha: i live in a cAR--
Danny/Martha: what if the baby inherits my powers? Oh no--
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Danny/Martha post giving birth: i've only had Bruce for a minute and a half but if anything were to happen to him i won't even need to fuse with Vlad, I'm razing this goddamn planet to the ground myself
Danny, to Baby Bruce: you are the last remaining thread of my sanity. I'm going to give you the world :)
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Danny/Martha prior to getting pregnant: Fuck it, if everything in my life has led to this moment, i'm allowed to make one stupid decision. I'm getting drunk and getting laid
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Danny/Martha while Bruce was a toddler: i swear to fucking god i am going to kill the next person who talks to me--
Bruce: hi mommy!! i brought you something!!!
Danny/Martha, immediately flipping on a dime: hi baby!! what do you have?
Bruce, a weird child like his mother: a spider :)
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Danny/Martha, talking to Falcone after he made an unsavory comment at her and Bruce: If you ever come near me or my son again, I will dig up your shithead father's corpse and make you eat his skin.
Danny/Martha: do you understand me
Falcone:... crystal, ma'am
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Danny/Martha new in Gotham: *getting mugged*
Danny/Martha: *grabs man's arm*
Danny/Martha: I AM GOING TO BREAK YOU IN HALF LIKE A TWIG, FUCK BOY, DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH--
(she then proceeds to terrorize Gotham's night life for the next extended period of time, mostly unintentionally)
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Danny/Martha: Danny Fenton?? No. you must be mistaken, my name is Martha Knight.
Danny/Martha: this here is my littlest knight, Bruce.
Danny/Martha: I made him all by myself :]
#if martha could become the joker in one timeline if bruce died then she had to have SOMETHIGN going on up there mentally. im all for it#im a 'martha wayne may have been secretly batshit' truther. subscribing to bruciemilf's portrayal of the wayne parents#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#fem danny fenton#female danny fenton#martha knight au#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#dpxdc au#dp x dc au#dp x dc#giving danny fenton psychological issues since 2022 folks#points at marthadanny: she's a hot mess with unprocessed trauma and psychological prblems. she's hanging on by a thread#LISTEN TO AFTER ALL BY CHRISTINE EBERSOLE THAT SUMS UP MARTHADANNY ENTIRELY#bruce your mom is even crazier than you. how is that possible. her trauma has trauma.#marthadanny: i dont wanna talk about my feelings OR my trauma i want to raise my son. go away#martha: who knew that being a child hero without any support would result in deeply rooted psychological issues and paranoia in spades#marthadanny: im fine (<- experienced liar. is not fine. please god someone restrain her before she claws someone's eyes out)#she has eyebags the size of the savanna and wields red lipstick like a weapon. she's going to rob a rich man blind. she has a baby to feed#what would a mother not do for her child? what heights would a mother not climb.#and you're shaken to your soul with an ache that you cant erase. like the tears you never cried but still keep scrubbing off your face.#there's a pain you cant imagine. the little talk that keeps you wide awake that somehow turns to bold determination that you wont ever make#the same mistake. so you've got to feed your little future and ensure her talent poise and charm might just grow up and save you after all#fun fact bruce and danny's birthdays are exactly one week apart. danny is Feb.12 and Bruce is Feb.19. take that as you will :)
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face journeys
#phan#dan and phil#dnp#i guess it's not gonna show up in the tags but hopefully it'll still count for the fandometrics?#i spent WAYYY too long on this and it was not worth it bc i still hate it. but i have to post it so i can let it go#next one will be better i guess im learning#i think i got the sizing right but i might have fucked that up bc im losing patience with this dhsjhgk#and the top right one of dan is kinda random but i needed an extra one to make a 3x3 grid so dont mind her#maybe i just hate this because ive spent an entire day looking at it and messing with it dlsglkjslkj
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Autumnal Hilda!
#hilda#pinup#pin up#pinup art#1950s#art#1960s#duane bryers#she’s so gorgeous and expressive and i want to be her someday#plus size art#fat femme#soft tummy#strategically placed leaves#🍁#🍂#autumn
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“Sounds like a hoot. Probably a good thing if I tag along, huh? Stay for dinner, make amusing small talk”.
Bob's Burgers, The Amazing Rudy (S14: E2)
#i will never shut up about this#my babies#i genuinely believe rudy has helped louise grow as a person sm#you can tell how much he means to her and vice versa#they’re the cutest little beans i’m in tears#bob and linda watching them from the window is just adorable please#I’m going to suffer this season i know it#bobs burgers#bobs burgers spoilers#bobs burgers season 14#the amazing rudy#louise belcher#rudy stieblitz#regular sized rudy#louise x rudy#louwheeze#bob belcher#linda belcher
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A wild Heket joins your party!🍄🍁
#huzzah phrog lady has arrived!#cult of the lamb#cotl#cotl leshy#cotl heket#heket#leshy#fanart#inky art#inky doods#cotl art#I like to think Heket was just making EXTRA sure this is leshy#yanks him closer for a class one sizing up#little chaotic bushworm who last she checked is blind and screams a lot?#yep little brother alright#commence rare display of affection#WHEEZE#also first time doodling Heket#hope I did her okay uwaaaaahhhh (´Д｀。)
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when u point out Dany having the power of god x3 to destroy any city she doesn't like might be a bad thing and probably won't be rewarded by the narrative
targies: noooo it will be fine because Dany would NEVER do that she's just too fundamentally GOOD to ever be corrupted by unlimited power 🙃 source: trust me bro
apparently the theme of asoiaf is absolute power is good, actually, we just need to make sure the *right* people have it 😇
#if y'all don't think its sus that every enemy Dany has faced has been so cartoonishly evil that we as the audience have 0 objections#to her using any means necessary to defeat them#meanwhile Westeros barely survived one Dance and the narrative is woven with tales of how destructive and dangerous dragons are#and some fans are still in denial thinking grrm just... won't do anything with the 3 nuke sized Checkov's guns#I've always thought the only way Dany is escaping the villain destiny is by willingly giving up her dragons... which she would NEVER do#anti daenerys#anti targ stans#asoiaf
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Lae'zel just wasn't ready to sort out those feelings yet.
Anyway, I lied! I had to make one more shenanigan to this dang incident after double checking and learning a thing. Involving full rests and the Astral Sea.
Apparently, full rest don't mean you gotta sleep????? It can also refer to.... downtime. Chill time. Non-adventuring time. Hang out with your squid friend for 8 hours time.
And even if you never need to sleep, eat, or drink in the Astral Sea, you can still sleep, eat, N' drink if you want to. As well as just chill to recover a certain planeshift ability.
Is cool, Lae'zel and I can both learn new fun facts at the same time~
#bg3 spoilers#lae'zel#bg3 fanart#bg3 comic#bg3#baldur's gate 3#Had to make up an ol weirdo lil killer trades-pirate githyanki who's seen some shit just to fix this whoopsie#Either you all are really polite about my misinterpretation of how the astral sea works or we're all learning some fun facts together#Lae'zel is using Quulos' (her red dragon buddy's) emergency funds#Quulos and Greygold are probably playing 5d chess with social etiquette while sizing each other up as this is happening
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surprise visit
#tloz au#minish#farore#my art#wanted to make the minish look like they r wearing ancient zonai-like clothing but i didn't feel like it </3#farore seeing her children pick up a cute fashion trend using leaves as cloaks and decided to try it out herself#only to be spotted by tiny little scavengers that are the size of her tail
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You can't tell me she wasn't the cool babysitter for at least some time
#Warning headcanon dump hahahah#megumi got into fights at middle school all the time and shoko was the one patching him up#he always called her ieiri because he's shy like that and shoko just always pinched his cheek for it#the mcdonnalds one is inspired by a fic called heartbreak soldiers disappointment junkies by bby_rabbit#just megumi telling gojo he's lonely and shoko snikering at that#also hc that tsumiki wants to become a doctor just like shoko#and on her graduation day in middle school shoko braided her hair#plus the kids saw shoko go though med school and she was such a bad influence lmao#but shoko also stopped smiking because she spent more time with the kids#and shoko knowing megumi in baby size and suddenly he gets a growth spurt and is taller then her#ugh my heart#there is not enough shoko & megumi fanart out there#listen#they are baby#shoko ieiri#gojo satoru#megumi fushigoro#tsumiki fushiguro#jjk#fanart#jujutsu kaisen#IPMSSA_FoundFamily!Fanart
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based on this post by @fishareglorious
#reverse 1999#vertin#sonetto#fishyizm#i thought it was funny#sizing up vecotr layers messed up sonettos face a bit in the seond panel but its ok#also why is her outfit so hard to draw augh#my comix
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AU where Ayin Fucking Died so Angela had to make him a mini boxbot out of scrap.
#witness my progressively shittier Angelas as I got more tired#oh extra thing. hes only told the boxbot body is just an interface cuz itd be to dangerous otherwise#he does have an ordeal about it. along with the adam abel abram and ayin shenanigans#the reason for the memory wipe this time 'round was because Ayin was too unstable as a person to fulfil his role as architecture seph#Angie takes more of a managerial role here and they both end up bonding to the point A Actually Looks At Her. hooray.#I made him really kickable ngl#pattern on him is the Keter room one#the thing where his name is meant to be damaged so they just used a post it note#unrelated but the boxbots are huge actually. I made him that size originally cuz thats how tall I thought they all were#now hes small cuz hes made of scrap. yay#I do like the idea of her having to take out his brain. its fun#uhh I think thats it for now. normal tags:#art#k draws art stuff#digital art#original art#fanart#lobotomy corporation#lobcorp#x lobcorp#angela lobcorp#🌑🌐
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not tadc art BUT i just realized you guys have never seen the giant ceramic lps i made in senior year of high school and i need to show her off like look at her... my darling girl... posing with the original i based her off of for size comparison
she is very obviously made by human hands [lumpy] but that is part of her charm and you cannot convince me otherwise
and since her head and body are separate, she can turn her head in all directions just like the real deal!!
okay that is all. you have seen her now back to your normal programming
#i made her for a project where you had to size up a small household item and i was like would a toy count and they told me to go for it#also don't make fun of me for she/her ing a sculpture the original lps was my favorite as a kid so she is very much a full being to me#littlest pet shop#ceramics#my art#btw don't expect more ceramics i had a lot of fun with this but i have not had the time or resources since to do anything like this#anddd if you know me irl and recognize her uh. shhhhh .
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