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i come from the universe where everything is the same except disney heroines get like an ounce of their fathers' obviously dominant genes and their clothes are like 80% more historically accurate. it's beautiful here.
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#do you like my awesome screenshot edit/style match skills.#i've been honing this for years#i love how these turned out#alsooo i think aurora is the prettiest princess ever :[ i love her 40s influence smmm <3#her parents r great and alive too... ily king stefan he's very pretty#also it drives me up the wall how fat people are drawn with TOTALLY different proportions than the protags#i do enjoy both looks but i wish they blended better. like at least give them. similarly sized skulls. yknow.#disney#beauty and the beast#sleeping beauty#do you like my totally out of left field random post at 5am on january third?? enjoy#redesign
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"Oh! Oh! Jail for Soundwave! Jail for Soundwave for One Million Years!!!"
This was a lot funnier in my head
#transformers#transformers g1#ravage#soundwave#rumble#frenzy#whichever#anyways ravage totally naps on the baby swing thinking its for her#i probably screwed up ravage's canonical size here so lets just pretend she's just a teen here and therefore Smaller#deeco art
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like mother, like son, but less wholesome this time?
(I couldn't decide whether or not to put them together, so have them in all the different ways!)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers#if i had a nickel for every time a draconia ob'd while trying to save lilia#and had to be taken out by a member of this one specific bloodline with sparkly celestial hair that a fairy blessed#et cetera and so on you know the rest#i mean we know it's going to end better this time but y'know. the parallels!#oh meleanor my beloved#of course...of course she ob'd...it makes sense...#everything about this whole situation just massively sucked for everyone huh#well at least silver's biodad felt guilty about killing her i guess#i dunno i'm just havin' some feelings about all of this#lilia had both the absolute worst and absolute best things about his life come out of all this#down the two great loves of his life and also his job and reputation and 200 years of his life and uhhhh kind of everything else honestly#up some kids though!#(also one of those kids is a baby dragon who is JUST the right size to put silly hats on)#they were worth it to him! or maybe they were worth not giving up? look i am DEEP in the blorbosauce right now#if you don't want to read emotional tags about lilia twistedwonderland then don't come to egophiliac.tumblr.com
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Hey hey hey may 31th anon! How's 2024 going? ☆ヾ(*´▽｀)ﾉ This year I have for you a leaked Sherlock season 5 image. Thinking of you!! And everyone!!
#may 31th anon#Hello hello hello friends!! How are you!!#I miss you all I miss tumblr I miss drawing these silly men#work was soooo boring today I was really happy that I got to draw John in a baby carrier afterwards (*´︶`*)#what have you been up to??#my job is very boring most of the time unfortunatly!! I want to have a new job a little bit but I also never want to have a job interview#ever again and also I might get a lamp this year (!) I have heard that someone has already printed out the lamp form#are you excited for good omens season 3??#I am!! I have also been watching a lot of x-files#(*´▽｀*) we also have moths in the kitchen#I do not know what they are eating we have been storing all of our food in the fridge since last week but new moths keep coming#yesterday one flew out of the forks and spoon drawer#it's her kitchen now#I also got a mole removed#now instead of the mole I have a scar the exact same size an color of the mole#I have also been working on a longer comic project!! I think it will be ready to be shared this summer and I really hope you will like it#it's about the old dragon bros characters and their life with the princesses (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤#I'm having a lot of fun drawing again!!#I hope you're having fun too#also I had to write an email today and I had to attach a pdf file but it was upside down#I could not fix it#I just hit send
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Just a silly guy, with silly silly thoughts.
@glowweek Day 2
Casual | Surprise
A casual surprise?😬😬😬
#Hooooo boiii this lad is about to get funky.#He was internally screaming the whole time.#It's in my core memory as a connverse fan. I'm never truly going to let this up I believe. haha#Our boy really one day went out there wanting to get married as a teen like a true classic Disney princess. 😭#It was honestly endearing but sad and also pretty embarrassing. 😔#Secondhand embarrassment aside. Steven is pretty much lucky in the romance department. Which. Deserved by the way. With all the other#crap he had to deal with.#connverse#Steven Quartz Universe#Connie Maheswaran#SU#my shiz#teal#SU comic#glowweek#connverse week#I have no idea if whatever Connie is spouting are actuallt true in real life. Good thing this can be chalked off as just a thing in their#fictional world.#Also I'm glad part of that was covered by Connie's body because I had to take a few notes from chat GPT to add in her enumerated rambling.#I had to make the glow bracelet float like that because I couldn't draw his hand holding it quiet right in that angle.#And yea that size difference is no error. That's how small Connie's wrist is compared to his hands. Or at least something like that.#comic
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my martha knight au in a nutshell:
Danny/Martha: see up here?
Danny/Martha: *taps skull*
Danny/Martha: intense psychological damage
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Danny/Martha: *upon finding out she's pregnant*
Danny/Martha: oh my god i cant be a mom, I'm fifteen and homeless--
Danny/Martha: im going to be a terrible mother--
Danny/Martha: i live in a cAR--
Danny/Martha: what if the baby inherits my powers? Oh no--
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Danny/Martha post giving birth: i've only had Bruce for a minute and a half but if anything were to happen to him i won't even need to fuse with Vlad, I'm razing this goddamn planet to the ground myself
Danny, to Baby Bruce: you are the last remaining thread of my sanity. I'm going to give you the world :)
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Danny/Martha prior to getting pregnant: Fuck it, if everything in my life has led to this moment, i'm allowed to make one stupid decision. I'm getting drunk and getting laid
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Danny/Martha while Bruce was a toddler: i swear to fucking god i am going to kill the next person who talks to me--
Bruce: hi mommy!! i brought you something!!!
Danny/Martha, immediately flipping on a dime: hi baby!! what do you have?
Bruce, a weird child like his mother: a spider :)
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Danny/Martha, talking to Falcone after he made an unsavory comment at her and Bruce: If you ever come near me or my son again, I will dig up your shithead father's corpse and make you eat his skin.
Danny/Martha: do you understand me
Falcone:... crystal, ma'am
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Danny/Martha new in Gotham: *getting mugged*
Danny/Martha: *grabs man's arm*
Danny/Martha: I AM GOING TO BREAK YOU IN HALF LIKE A TWIG, FUCK BOY, DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH--
(she then proceeds to terrorize Gotham's night life for the next extended period of time, mostly unintentionally)
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Danny/Martha: Danny Fenton?? No. you must be mistaken, my name is Martha Knight.
Danny/Martha: this here is my littlest knight, Bruce.
Danny/Martha: I made him all by myself :]
#if martha could become the joker in one timeline if bruce died then she had to have SOMETHIGN going on up there mentally. im all for it#im a 'martha wayne may have been secretly batshit' truther. subscribing to bruciemilf's portrayal of the wayne parents#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#fem danny fenton#female danny fenton#martha knight au#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#dpxdc au#dp x dc au#dp x dc#giving danny fenton psychological issues since 2022 folks#points at marthadanny: she's a hot mess with unprocessed trauma and psychological prblems. she's hanging on by a thread#LISTEN TO AFTER ALL BY CHRISTINE EBERSOLE THAT SUMS UP MARTHADANNY ENTIRELY#bruce your mom is even crazier than you. how is that possible. her trauma has trauma.#marthadanny: i dont wanna talk about my feelings OR my trauma i want to raise my son. go away#martha: who knew that being a child hero without any support would result in deeply rooted psychological issues and paranoia in spades#marthadanny: im fine (<- experienced liar. is not fine. please god someone restrain her before she claws someone's eyes out)#she has eyebags the size of the savanna and wields red lipstick like a weapon. she's going to rob a rich man blind. she has a baby to feed#what would a mother not do for her child? what heights would a mother not climb.#and you're shaken to your soul with an ache that you cant erase. like the tears you never cried but still keep scrubbing off your face.#there's a pain you cant imagine. the little talk that keeps you wide awake that somehow turns to bold determination that you wont ever make#the same mistake. so you've got to feed your little future and ensure her talent poise and charm might just grow up and save you after all#fun fact bruce and danny's birthdays are exactly one week apart. danny is Feb.12 and Bruce is Feb.19. take that as you will :)
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Autumnal Hilda!
#hilda#pinup#pin up#pinup art#1950s#art#1960s#duane bryers#she’s so gorgeous and expressive and i want to be her someday#plus size art#fat femme#soft tummy#strategically placed leaves#🍁#🍂#autumn
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woke up a while ago and my brain told me to "draw rats or it'll explode" 🐁🐀💕
#touhou#nazrin#granblue fantasy#vikala#gbf#doodle#traditional#yes i know nazrin is a mouse#im calling her a rat to make things easier please understand#i probably got some of vicky's design wrong but whatever i was just having fun#the sizing on these got so messed up unfortunately..... thanks tumblr
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Eddie obviously knows how to sew (hes not only dirt-poor living off of a single consistent paycheck and whatever he earns selling drugs, but hes also a punk- theres no way he DOESNT know how to sew), but steve most definitely does. not. one of his shirts get a hole and he throws it out.
When eddie first witnesses this, hes fucking MORTIFIED and ends up digging a t-shirt out of the trash and sewing the hole closed and fixing the loose stitching on the hem and gives steve a lecture about not wasting fabric and money.
And from then on, steve just shows up at the munson household every now and then with various clothes in his arms, asking eddie to fix them for him.
#the thing is- nancy also knows how to sew#her mom taught her how to do a few basic stitches so she could adjust her clothing sizes and make her cute clothes last longer#(and maybe add some extra like- ruffles or bows or lace or POCKETS if she wants to)#its just nance never brought it up#instead shes off in a corner helping robin sew a new patch on her femme-bait jean jacket and fixing a badly placed hole in her jeans#eddie tries to keep his mending discreet on steve's clothes cause hes hyper-aware of making King Steve look “uncool"#even though his mending on his own clothes is incredibly visible#nancy naturally tries to make her mending invisible cause thats how she was taught but robin asks her to use funky colors or obvious patche#(robin's mom tried to teach her how to sew but her fine motor skills are BAAADD- she can barely hold a needle and she kept stabbing herself#🪲#stranger things eddie munson#stranger things fandom#stranger things#stranger things hcs#stranger things netflix#eddie the freak munson#eddie munson#eddie stranger things#eddie the banished#eddie x steve#steve x eddie#robin buckley#character headcanons#stranger things headcanons#stranger things hc#eddie munson headcanons#eddie munson hcs#steve harrington#steddie#steddie headcanon
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“Sounds like a hoot. Probably a good thing if I tag along, huh? Stay for dinner, make amusing small talk”.
Bob's Burgers, The Amazing Rudy (S14: E2)
#i will never shut up about this#my babies#i genuinely believe rudy has helped louise grow as a person sm#you can tell how much he means to her and vice versa#they’re the cutest little beans i’m in tears#bob and linda watching them from the window is just adorable please#I’m going to suffer this season i know it#bobs burgers#bobs burgers spoilers#bobs burgers season 14#the amazing rudy#louise belcher#rudy stieblitz#regular sized rudy#louise x rudy#louwheeze#bob belcher#linda belcher
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absolutely enamored by rose quartz's body type and character design. especially after the pink diamond reveal. like, girl CHOSE to become a fat woman. and everyone around her (rightfully) thought she was incredibly hot for it. queen shit.
#eliot posts#su#steven universe#rose quartz#i could complain that she's the more conventional plus size model body type w curves in the ''''right'''' places#but im not going to#cuz this show came out in the mid 2010s on the tail end of the ''thin is in'' era#anything other than a size 0 being portrayed as attractive was fucking groundbreaking#hell a lot of that fatphobia is still up and kicking#it's still hard to find enough fat characters (at least. that aren't villains or laughingstock) let alone ones portrayed as HOT#anyway iirc seeing rose as a teen straightup made me have a minor sexuality crisis#her first couple episodes didn't do it. like something about her in lion 3 looked Off and i didn't like how her hair was animated#but by the time we got to 'we need to talk' ohhhh boy#she was so fucking pretty the way she looked the way she moved and talked#rewatching that ep as an adult i was still like HELLO
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A wild Heket joins your party!🍄🍁
#huzzah phrog lady has arrived!#cult of the lamb#cotl#cotl leshy#cotl heket#heket#leshy#fanart#inky art#inky doods#cotl art#I like to think Heket was just making EXTRA sure this is leshy#yanks him closer for a class one sizing up#little chaotic bushworm who last she checked is blind and screams a lot?#yep little brother alright#commence rare display of affection#WHEEZE#also first time doodling Heket#hope I did her okay uwaaaaahhhh (´Д｀。)
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when u point out Dany having the power of god x3 to destroy any city she doesn't like might be a bad thing and probably won't be rewarded by the narrative
targies: noooo it will be fine because Dany would NEVER do that she's just too fundamentally GOOD to ever be corrupted by unlimited power 🙃 source: trust me bro
apparently the theme of asoiaf is absolute power is good, actually, we just need to make sure the *right* people have it 😇
#if y'all don't think its sus that every enemy Dany has faced has been so cartoonishly evil that we as the audience have 0 objections#to her using any means necessary to defeat them#meanwhile Westeros barely survived one Dance and the narrative is woven with tales of how destructive and dangerous dragons are#and some fans are still in denial thinking grrm just... won't do anything with the 3 nuke sized Checkov's guns#I've always thought the only way Dany is escaping the villain destiny is by willingly giving up her dragons... which she would NEVER do#anti daenerys#anti targ stans#asoiaf
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I will not compare other beauty to mine, And I will not become a thorn in my own side
Belarus | Belgium | Czechia | Hungary | Liechtenstein | Monaco | Seychelles | Taiwan | Ukraine | Vietnam
read the tags before you repost, please
#make any comments about her weight/chin and i block you.#respectfully i am tired of the comments i get when i draw characters with body fat or just straight up fat#sincerely as a fat person i appreciate that you like my depictions but i already deal with the inescapable comments of my size irl#i don't need more of it online and it really makes me uncomfortable even when they're compliments#sorry if that's aggressive i just. really need to put my foot down about this.#ANYWAY#my darling kateryna... i hope i did her justice!!!#her face isn't exactly how i imagine but i just could NOTTTTTT get it right#i do like her short hair in canon but i needed something to make flowy... so crown braid with ribbons!!!#i think this hairstyle does really suit her it's pretty#hungary is last... then i can finally release the template i've been sitting on for a YEAR#hetalia#hetalia fanart#hws ukraine#floralcrematorium art#hetalia ukraine#aph ukraine
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Fury made Alanna gasp for breath. How could anyone get well in a menagerie? How could Jonathan breathe? This went against all the commonsense rules Maude had taught her for healing: clean air, quiet, absolute cleanliness, calm and reassuring voices. Didn't these people know anything?
#song of the lioness#tamora pierce#alanna the lioness#alanna the first adventure#tortall#watercolour#so elephant in the room is i remembered that I forgot to buy a card reader for the new computer and so i had to do a phone photo to finish#and i think youll agree that theres some very egregious artifacting going on#it is what it is i wanted to finish and didn't want to buy a card reader yet#anyway my thinking here is this would all be that much more tragic if everyone was in desecrating Jons childhood bedroom/tween nursery that#that maybe he hadn't quite left behind yet for a more appropriate crown-princling set of rooms because this is the turning point right#Jons dying he's not going to be allowed to grow up- Alanna is frustrated by the limitations of her own age and size and postilion#so alanna reaches outside those limits- with myles/with the gods and in doing so neither children are ever the same#that's my ted talk thanks for listening ive had a couple of months to think about it because I myself had several serious flu's that i cant#seem to shake while ive been picking away at doing this one i could have referenced myself for jons sweaty knocking on deaths door pose
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key lesson to anyone drawing tinybomb: powder is TALLER!! there is a reason why ekko was called little man. my boy is a SHORT KING!
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#i need this to remind myself#this is very important information#made a grave error of making them the same height when I first drew them#but eventually ekko outgrows her after the timeskip. at least in the original universe.#they’re the same size in the alternate universe because powder grows up healthier#arcane#timebomb#tinybomb#birb does rambling#birb brain soup 🍲
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