if you opened discord’s april fools day loot boxes how long did it take you to get all the items? it took my friend 18 boxes but me 65 and i want to see how bad my luck is
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From what I can see, all the commentary on the Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes movie thinks this story is trying to answer its philosopical questions, and completely overlooking the fact that all the answers these characters find are the wrong ones. The right answer is in The Hunger Games and Catching Fire and Mockingjay. You can tell because the main character of this story is the villain in the other ones.
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People will see one sliver of tit on your tboy character and be like “wow I can’t believe she, I mean he, was born a woman. I forgot she, I mean they, I mean he is biologically female. How could I forget her chromosomes.” What if I levitated off the ground and my eyes turned white and I turned you to fine red mist. What then.
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BURNING
DOWN
THE
HOUSE
!!!!!!!
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to the shock of nobody i've been sent to the columbo dimension
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for transsexual thursday: I'm almost 60 years old, and today marks 10 days until my 1 year T-anniversary and 35 days until I have top surgery.
Do you know that you are my hero. ...........
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if I were joe i truly would have gone up to ming and said "bitch give me 5 million and a house, and in return i'll give you ONE night, and you BETTER be grateful you get that much" and i would've stood ten toes down
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For everyone who doesn’t know, I’m Audhd and sometimes the reason why i don’t respond right away is because I’m trying to think of a way to respond to you that doesn’t sound dry, sarcastic, or rude. A lot of people have mistaken genuine compliments as sarcasm and it physically pains me.
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HEAD CULTURE MEETS MOTOR CITY MANIA AT ITS MOST BEST-DRESSED.
PIC INFO: Resolution at 1509x1766 -- Spotlight on a group portrait of American rock and roll/ proto-punk band, MC5 [MOTOR CITY 5], photographed by Raeanne Rubenstein, c. 1969.
PIC #2: The photograph was later repurposed for "MC5 Total Assault" (2018 UK/EU limited edition triple LP box set, released to celebrate the 50th Anniversary of the world's most dangerous band, comprising the "Kick Out the Jams" [pressed on Red Vinyl], "Back in the USA" [White Vinyl] and "High Time" [Blue Vinyl] albums, issued in picture sleeves replicating the original artwork complete with a double-sided insert containing photos & essay by Jaan Uhelszki of "CREEM" Magazine, housed inside the hype-stickered picture slipcase.
Sources: https://wct.live/app/10789/enter-to-win-a-trip-mc5/sign-out & Rare Vinyl.
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builds a quantum computer to post on tumblr
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