#six years? that's fucking insane
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im sorry taz balance ended 6 years ago??? SIX YEARS AGO? SIX??? im so old...
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“I just can’t bear to see Jason Todd in Batman comics after what he did to poor traumatized neglected baby Timmy” I can! I think he should do it again
#like shut uppppppp he was literally fine!#im not even anti-tim i just think some of you are soooooo dramatic#he has literally spent his entire career as Robin talking godawful business about Jason so he can feel better in comparison that was EARNED#he badmouthed Jason DURING THE ENTIRETY OF THE FIGHT#and yk what? talk shit get hit#if jason wanted to kill unconscious lost-the-fight tim he would have#some of you are so insanely mad that Tim drake has more or less always gotten the support he needed from everyone but Bruce#inventing absurd trauma for the well adjusted coolguy#god forbid one guy two years older than him doesn’t baby him#“he was forced to eat cement when he was six because his parents :("#meanwhile Steph’s in the same comic ACTUALLY going through shit#“Tim flinches everytime he's in the same room as Jason” Tim's girlfriend hit him in the face with a fucking brick#the only victim when Jason shows up in Tim's comics is Jason's fucking character writing#jason todd
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Lil Orochimaru: I only wish to see my dead parents again some day :)
Hiruzen: Sage, you are extremely ambitious and evil, die
Orochimaru: I am 6 years old
#orochimaru#hiruzen sarutobi#anti hiruzen#dont get me wrong i know oro is evil as an adult but looking at a six year old and deciding theyre evil is some insane shit#christ you are extremely fucking selfish die#meme
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Jesper : yknow, sometimes i feel like a child predator when im dating u
Wylan : ????
#“i mean cmon!! you practically look like a twelve year old”#“ok but it doesn't change the fact what u just said a sentence ago is FUCKING INSANE??”#six of crows#soc#crooked kingdom#jesper fahey#wylan van eck#jesper x wylan#wylan x jesper#wesper#six of crows incorrect quotes#ig u can clal it that 😋#uuuerghh wepser is grtting real silly here#real definition of stupid gay peopel 😭🙏
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ooo boyo boy the canonisation of a ship but it's a six year long montage shot in three minutes, no dialogue, one location, no outfit change of it all has sent me scurrying back to tumblr for the first time in years like a feral raccoon looking for crumbs.
#what the fuck did all the other timelines look like#im actually going insane#how did they wait six years there must have been so many near misses in there???#how did lila wear uggboots and active wear for six years girl steal a wardrobe upgrade#did they ever get separated???#did they meet other people?#when did the tender vibes develop?????#the meat is entirely missing from this sandwich!!!#five x lila#fivelila#tua#the umbrella academy
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I have been dealing with how much some people hate Gambit for TEN YEARS and one of these days (not today) I am finally going to snap and pull this story. TEN YEARS. TEN HUMAN YEARS.
#this person DID read the tags they just hate how the ot3 is being handled#which is a change from what I usually get#congratulations to marvel fandom for NOT BEING INSANE#because being in sw for years literally rewired my brain in a bad fucked up way#though you know having been dealing with this for the past ten years there's actually been a fairly dramatic shift#in the past five or six years (maybe a hair longer I'm not going through all of it) in The Thing People Hate#it used to be the ot3 IN GENERAL and increasingly it's 'oh my god they're CHEATING you are ADVOCATING CHEATING'#the things people hate in this fic are indicative of larger trends in fandom as a whole#which is mildly fascinating but also oh my god leave me alone#just don't read the damn TEN YEAR OLD FIC if you find yourself not liking it#leave me out of it#talking about feedback in public#anyway it took a while in mcu fandom but I finally got broken of my instinctive dread whenever I saw an AO3 comment notification#still feel it whenever I see a comment notification on wake/gambit though and probably will forever
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the amount of love, admiration and respect I hold for imane khelif
#she is the first female boxer to represent algeria at the olympics#she’s loved sports and boxing since she was six years old#she is exceptionally skilled at what she does#she won a gold medal at the istanbul bosphorus 2021 international boxing tournament#she won a gold medal at the 2021 strandja memorial tournament#she was a finalist at the at the 2022 iba women's world boxing championships#later that year she won MORE gold medals at the gold medals at the mediterranean games and the african amateur boxing championships#and then of course she won gold again in the 2024 olympics#this woman is insane#and then someone had to throw a tantrum bc she was so strong and it ‘wasn’t fair’#and she’s like ok well I’m sorry I assumed you could also box??#so then right after her win she’s faced with intense online abuse and misinformation#over her eligibility to compete in the women's category cos how dare a woman be that strong and she could be trans right 🙄#which it should have been no one’s business if she was but ofc she has to prove she’s cis to ppl INCLUDING celebrities and world leaders.#and so now she’s filing a lawsuit for defamation against the majority of these dicks including j k rowling and elon musk#who accused her of abusing other women#imane khelif#what a fucking icon I adore her#olympics#2024 paris olympics#I would actually die for her I’m not kidding#mine
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demolition lovers / summertime
#FUCK you gerard way this is NOT cool#anyway something something angry love song about someone else referenced in a happy sweet love song six years later...fucking insane#spiderwebs#clem talks
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Cold's making my knee ache like hell and the work week wiped me out so we spent tonight wandering the store looking for driveway markers. Still practiced random sit and down stays as we went but no real focused training session tonight.
The tan fluff between Hatchet's toes is such a fucking delight I love it.
#tassie#hatchet#german shepherd dog#gsd#puppy stories#the fucking size difference between the two#hatchet is six and a half months and tassie is three years#look at the difference in their front legs alone#insane#i think hatchet might outsize reese and reese was already freakishly large for the breed#we'll see but if he doesn't it'll be very close#his parents were both under 85 pounds this is absurd
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the fact that medical malpractice is just an accepted part of nhl player management is insane btw
#tz is expected to miss six weeks with a meniscus tear. the six weeks part is concerning because that implies they’re going to trim it#rather than repair it. which may be better in the short term but is far more likely to cause issues in the long term (e.g. knee arthritis)#i know this because this same debate happened with nba player joel embiid last season#and the truth is the biggest reason people opt for a trim over a repair is because recovery for a repair takes 3-6 months#and sorry but the fact that ducks org has agreed to green light this procedure for a TWENTY THREE YEAR OLD is insane and irresponsible#you already suck for the love of god let the kid take the surgical route that is more likely to preserve his quality of life as he ages#(but the org doesn't care because ownership doesn’t actually give a fuck about the health of their players and never has.#the eichel situation. mtkachuk being cleared to play with a broken collarbone. the list goes on.#why would they care if tz decides on a surgery that could harm him long term. which btw hopefully this is a case of informed consent and#they're not trying to rush him back against best medical practice)#note: i am not a medical doctor but seemingly neither are the medical staff employed by these teams#anyways. genuinely wishing him all the best and i hope for his sake that he makes a full and complete recovery without future complications#m speaks
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todays tally on the “things about jack that have been almost erased by the baby au” is just how truly genuinely insane (and funny) they are. they pretended to be a coke addict to sneak into rehab and get kaia. their attempt at making friends was teaching the Lebanon kids knife combat because he hasn’t had any other socialization outside of constant war and violence. he loves hunting and he loved the war torn apocalypse refugee camp despite their constant risks of death and loss and suffering.
he straight up fucking decapitated a Gorgon with a fucking sword and just stepped over the headless corpse like an ugly carpet. they disobeyed Death Herself just to save someone they vaguely remember caring about and having responsibility over, then blackmailed the fucking reaper that was sent to watch him into keeping quiet or else Billie would kill her for failing to keep him in line. he attempted to strangle someone in a fit of rage that was so bad it took three gunshots fired into his back to snap him out of it.
some of his personality trait in the fucking wiki are literally how his “protective instincts are in fact, so strong that he will retaliate or turn against anyone if they have hurt someone he cares about” and how “because of Jack’s desire to protect his loved ones, he can show a ruthless side to himself at times.” he used necromancy, magic so evil and dark and potent that the self proclaimed evil skank Rowena Macleod wouldn’t dare to use it, just to bring Mary back.
they were smiling the whole time they fought Michael and especially when they exorcised/killed him. they were smiling and enjoyed torturing Nick and it was literally canonically in-script described as a cathartic kill. when the last Grigori had him bound and held at knifepoint in the church he smiled and said “You can’t kill me” and was still smiling while talking about the other Grigori he’d killed and eaten the literal fucking hearts of.
jack is canonically wanted by the fbi since dean opened a file at some point after Mary’s death + jacks disappearance, and alongside having multiple charges pending on said file, they’re considered armed and dangerous, too. They’re also literally personally hated and personally murdered by God Himself.
But we stay silly :3
#spn#supernatural#spn season 14#spn season 15#jack kline#sam winchester#dean winchester#castiel#team free will 2.0#tfw2.0#ouroboros#the gamblers#billie the reaper#death spn#kaia nieves#dark kaia#rattles you back and forth until your eyes slide like a lottery game HES FUCKING CRAZY HES FUCKING CRAZYV#HES SO FUCKING INSANE PLEASSEEEE CAN WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT PLEASW I AM GROVELING AND BEGGING#I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE I CANT FUCKING TAKE THIS SUNSHINE RAINBOW BABY SHIT ANYMORE#ITS BEEN SIX FUCKING YEARS STRAIGHT OF THIS BULLSHIT#LITERALLY EIGHTH GRADE TO GRADUATION ITS BEEN NOTHING BUT THIS SHIT#PLEASE I AM BEGGING#jack#jack spn#jack supernatural#michael spn#nick vaught#nick spn#mary winchester#rowena macleod
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listen...listen... idk man i didn't expect downfall to hit me as hard as it did. but i'm at the end of ep101 and i have cried more maybe than during any other part of this story...and what a story within a story downfall is
it's about faith, the faith the mortals have in the gods and that the gods have in mortals, the faith in their creations, in and for their love of each other. and there is something so moving and intoxicating and emotional about that depiction, of gods deciding to become mortals to achieve an end goal, but of learning how much mortals love and feel and suffer
just the love between them all, everyone depicted. the wildmother and the lawbearer... the emissary.... trist and ayden, the everlight and the dawnfather... fucking just....everyone
idk man this sort of tragic story really just gets me so so so fucking bad, it hits me in such a unique way
#i am. so emo#cassida reaching out for the help of a god in a city that would kill her for prayer because her son is dying#betrayer gods and prime deities working together#asmodeus--ASMODEUS becoming who he is because he took the brunt of the force of their ship coming to exandria#the emissary being sent out ahead of the lawbearer because she could not bear to be unable to break her own rules if she had to save her wi#the way noshir's voice changed before the matron of ravens and he genuinely was a child#the way the lawbearer held the hand of her wife and asked the wildmother to tell her everything about her brave child#the way trist tried to hold onto her husband and children for as long as she fucking could. this mortal life she'd made#just...the matron of ravens being the matron of ravens. being kind.#the fact that the dawnfather was a fifteen year old boy#i am actively crying right now post episode#it's not a bells hells episode and i have missed them SO much but holy shit i think this six hour long insane episode has been my favorite#my favorite of the entire campaign#might even end up being of all of cr point blank eventually we'll see#not to mention the INSANE combat and roles#abubakar???? INSANE. what a fucking guy#silaha was a blast and the meteor swarm was unbelievable#the fact that nick knew the mechanics INSIDE AND OUT???#i'd literally watch it again just to pay attention to how he maneuvers the layers of abilities and stats#anyway im so weak right now#going to go through everything for those eps in the tags now#critical role#personal
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#oh#we found a six year old fanfic that we never finished boys#pack it up what the fuck#at first i was like 'wow this is some fucking dark subject matter theres no way past me was handling that thoughtfully'#past me as it turns out was. well.#im not sure present me could have even dreamed of writing this#its not finished and i dont know what i had planned for the ending#but im sitting here experiencing An Emotion from something i wrote 6 years ago#there are notes at the beginning about a whole verse of interconnected stories here#were they all meant to be Like This#was i insane#actually i think this might be more than six years old#because i had that goofy little disclaimer at the beginning... i havent done that since i was 17#pack it up boys this fic is 11 years old
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Please save me, I'm reading a reddit thread about Seb vs Max(bcs Tost said he thought Seb would win out), and none of these people know how good Seb was in his prime
#the fucking ignorance in this thread im gonna shoot myself#theyre like:oh he barely won 2010 and 2012#uhhhhh you mean two of the most competitive seasons in history?????????#2010: literally had 5 championship contenders for a while and then still 4 for the closer#^ also tbh its super impressive to me that he was never leading the wdc and still managed to pull it off at the last moment#and 2012 which is regarded as one of if not the best seasons of all time in which there were six different winners in the first six races#i cannot fucking believe i jsut saw a comment basically seb is not as aggressive as max#saying he doesnt have the samw 'step on their neck' mentality as Max does#uh what??????????? im sorry but seb was one of the most ruthless drivers ever and was way more of an asshole abt it. multi-21??????#but fuck. these people dont know him and his wdc years at all 😭😭#still has the record for most poles in a season. is still the youngest wdc and polesitter#got pole and won a race in his 1 ½ season IN AN STR before rbr could even try pulling that off#it just really sucks to me how his flop years have ruined his reputation for some people#yeah ofc he kinda fell off in the latter years of ferrari and amr but that doesnt erase all of his incredible performance in the prior yrs??#like please i beg of you go watch the rbr era years and you will be impressed istg#another stupid argument was saying 'oh he made too many mistakes in 2009 and lost a wdc he couldve won'#first of all that was only his 2½ season and his first season in a top team#and also not all of his dnfs and crashes in that ssn were his fault :/ the car wasnt the most reliable :/#i love max and i think hes probably one of the goats but my god the regency bias is insane#^ and alongside that. oh you point out all Seb's mistakes but completely ignore when max was called the crash kid?? 😭😭#like saying seb lost 2009 due to rookie mistakes...YEAH CAUSE HE WAS ONLY IN HIS 2½ YEAR AS A 21/22 YR OLD#also I think its impossible anyways to say who would win that matchup bcs theyre in completely different eras#seb dominated that v8 era and max dominates this current era. its truly impossible to say bcs they mastered completely dif cars#like whu cant we just say both of them are pretty damn fantastic as rbr golden boys??#anyways. fuck im so irritated right now. this is an affront to my spirit!!!#its really just: say you dont know seb without saying you dont know seb#catie.rambling.txt
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Are you sure? 🤔
Vote in the biggest banger from season 2 poll here!
#a crucial bit of background information here is that i love her so fucking much#this is all in good fun#and if anything i think it shows how many of her insane ideas are episode-defining good#it is as always just humble advertisement for the biggest banger poll#jess mckenna#play it by ear#I had to limit the results to play it by ear btw#I do not have the space in these polls to include six years of Off Book x)
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it’s been 6 years since I read KOA but what happened to the thirteen hit me all over again and Jesus, I’m just sitting here on the bus with tears streaming down my face. “Live Manon, live.” LIKE WTF WAS THAT SARAH
#the thirteen#manon blackbeak#god I’m so emo#also six years insane what the fuck#i’m just a girl#I’m just a girl of course I grieve fictional characters#throne of glass#KOA#kingdom of ash#sjm#emotional damage
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