#six years? that's fucking insane

[natjennie]

im sorry taz balance ended 6 years ago??? SIX YEARS AGO? SIX??? im so old...

[rmbunnie]

“I just can’t bear to see Jason Todd in Batman comics after what he did to poor traumatized neglected baby Timmy” I can! I think he should do it again

[sannin-three]

Lil Orochimaru: I only wish to see my dead parents again some day :)

Hiruzen: Sage, you are extremely ambitious and evil, die

Orochimaru: I am 6 years old

[jude-jespernumber1glazer]

Jesper : yknow, sometimes i feel like a child predator when im dating u

Wylan : ????

[k-kipper]

ooo boyo boy the canonisation of a ship but it's a six year long montage shot in three minutes, no dialogue, one location, no outfit change of it all has sent me scurrying back to tumblr for the first time in years like a feral raccoon looking for crumbs.

[vilecemetery]

the amount of love, admiration and respect I hold for imane khelif

[starseongs]

watching predebut ateez variety shows is crazy bc what do you mean this tiny little twink is the same choi san we have today ???? that’s a different person ?????

[gar-a-ash]

Cold's making my knee ache like hell and the work week wiped me out so we spent tonight wandering the store looking for driveway markers. Still practiced random sit and down stays as we went but no real focused training session tonight.

The tan fluff between Hatchet's toes is such a fucking delight I love it.

[trans-ylvania]

demolition lovers / summertime

[soullessjack]

todays tally on the “things about jack that have been almost erased by the baby au” is just how truly genuinely insane (and funny) they are. they pretended to be a coke addict to sneak into rehab and get kaia. their attempt at making friends was teaching the Lebanon kids knife combat because he hasn’t had any other socialization outside of constant war and violence. he loves hunting and he loved the war torn apocalypse refugee camp despite their constant risks of death and loss and suffering.

he straight up fucking decapitated a Gorgon with a fucking sword and just stepped over the headless corpse like an ugly carpet. they disobeyed Death Herself just to save someone they vaguely remember caring about and having responsibility over, then blackmailed the fucking reaper that was sent to watch him into keeping quiet or else Billie would kill her for failing to keep him in line. he attempted to strangle someone in a fit of rage that was so bad it took three gunshots fired into his back to snap him out of it.

some of his personality trait in the fucking wiki are literally how his “protective instincts are in fact, so strong that he will retaliate or turn against anyone if they have hurt someone he cares about” and how “because of Jack’s desire to protect his loved ones, he can show a ruthless side to himself at times.” he used necromancy, magic so evil and dark and potent that the self proclaimed evil skank Rowena Macleod wouldn’t dare to use it, just to bring Mary back.

they were smiling the whole time they fought Michael and especially when they exorcised/killed him. they were smiling and enjoyed torturing Nick and it was literally canonically in-script described as a cathartic kill. when the last Grigori had him bound and held at knifepoint in the church he smiled and said “You can’t kill me” and was still smiling while talking about the other Grigori he’d killed and eaten the literal fucking hearts of.

jack is canonically wanted by the fbi since dean opened a file at some point after Mary’s death + jacks disappearance, and alongside having multiple charges pending on said file, they’re considered armed and dangerous, too. They’re also literally personally hated and personally murdered by God Himself.

But we stay silly :3

[queermarzipan]

listen.

a being who is ETERNAL. who is NOT SUBJECT TO TIME. is ALWAYS AND PERPETUALLY BOTH NEW AND ANCIENT. god is operating on fucking child logic. & i will never shut up about it.

[shireduchess]

listen...listen... idk man i didn't expect downfall to hit me as hard as it did. but i'm at the end of ep101 and i have cried more maybe than during any other part of this story...and what a story within a story downfall is

it's about faith, the faith the mortals have in the gods and that the gods have in mortals, the faith in their creations, in and for their love of each other. and there is something so moving and intoxicating and emotional about that depiction, of gods deciding to become mortals to achieve an end goal, but of learning how much mortals love and feel and suffer

just the love between them all, everyone depicted. the wildmother and the lawbearer... the emissary.... trist and ayden, the everlight and the dawnfather... fucking just....everyone

idk man this sort of tragic story really just gets me so so so fucking bad, it hits me in such a unique way

[rohirric-hunter]

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[here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can]

the fucking shift in tone tho 😭

[incorrect-play-it-by-ear]

Are you sure? 🤔

Vote in the biggest banger from season 2 poll here!

[starfallkaz]

it’s been 6 years since I read KOA but what happened to the thirteen hit me all over again and Jesus, I’m just sitting here on the bus with tears streaming down my face. “Live Manon, live.” LIKE WTF WAS THAT SARAH