#six years!!!!!!!!++ insane!!!!!!

[scummy-writes]

!!!!! BNUUY

He is so happy abt havin his bunny hehehehe

Thank you honey, you always draw me such wonderful pictures 🥺 and leave the sweetest tags youre tryin to make me cry AHAHHA thank you honey 🥺

what a cute little rabbit!!

happy birthday @scummy-writes !!!

[mabbbish]

mental illness crossover episode

[mblue-art]

late halloweeen dooodleee

[crossedout-litany]

guys i’m sorry but what do we actually do if mcr5 is real. how are we actually supposed to cope. i’ve been sitting hyperventilating with heart palpitations since i saw the post i don’t know if i could even stomach actual songs. like something tangible and real. i might throw up

[junomothart]

Novemebr 2023 vs. April 2024

Ummm.... I think.. I might've... improved a BIT without doing much??? WTF. This is 6 months apart. How the fuck did this happen?? HELP?

[gaeasun]

Navy Seals train for about 2 1/2 years. Clone troopers train their whole lives, and say if they start physical training at 7/14 that’s 3 years.

What I’m saying is we should take the competence of any trooper and multiply it by at least five.

Even the most standard trooper is equal to any elite operative. I’m talking about Captain America and Winter Soldier rolled into one. They’re so accurate it’s terrifying. They can sprint like it’s the Olympics and barely be winded. They can and do tear droids apart with their bare hands. For fun.

ARC troopers? One man army, able to keep up with the Jedi. The Padawans all check and double check if they have the Force because they can’t even do that. When all is lost send in an ARC and they will win 1000:1 odds. The originals have to be kept in storage because the Kaminoans look at them and remember what fear feels like. They can take any weapon and find a way to level a city with it. The only limit an ARC has is numbers.

And Marshall Commanders. Legends. Death. Fox’s armor is red with blood mixed with the sand of the Geonosis and painted with a promise of vengeance. Cody’s armor is the rising sun of his victory, glorious and inevitable. If Neyo knows someones name, he also knows what they’re going to eat tommorow. They say Bacara simply can’t be killed.

Anyways. Just. Any and all the clone troopers pushing every limit.

[sage-lights]

imagine anthony’s first meeting back at smosh and ian goes “oh yeah by the way, shayne and courtney are engaged you can’t tell anyone it’s smosh’s secret” and anthony being like “WHAT?!”

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

Do you think they could've had lesbian sex

[ID: First, a tf2 comic screenshot of Merasmus looking at the viewer and posing dramatically with her hands, saying "Ancient Sumerians invented the first carnival! But like everything the Sumerians did, its purpose was PURE EVIL!"

Second, a Good Omens screenshot of Crowley standing at the crucifixion. She is wearing a black robe and a black veil over her long hair.

End ID]

[quirinah]

i! ro! ha! (six years edition)

[fantastic-nonsense]

Parallels: Kanej x Royai

[flowers-in-my-eye]

Jesper : yknow, sometimes i feel like a child predator when im dating u

Wylan : ????

[alliluyevas]

why does half this website seem to think if you don’t want to be in a polyamorous relationship you’re a jealous control freak who doesn’t want your partner to be happy and the other half thinks that anyone who cheats ever in any context is ontologically and irredeemably evil. I’m assuming those two groups don’t overlap much but. Is there no nuance?

[k-kipper]

ooo boyo boy the canonisation of a ship but it's a six year long montage shot in three minutes, no dialogue, one location, no outfit change of it all has sent me scurrying back to tumblr for the first time in years like a feral raccoon looking for crumbs.

[captain-noir]

whats your favourite girl you’re deranged ldpdl moment? mine’s in ep2 when hes shit-talking lestat per usual  re the opera and the tenor being like ‘lestat was a SNOBBY nasty bitch who killed an innocent man of MIDDLING talent for an offending note. it was SO barbaric daniel it very nearly put me off killing forever but lestat had a way about him x 3 and i didnt want to disappoint so i pretended to enjoy it and we drained and feasted on him all. night. long. and we could do that because lestat was an Artist of Death. i, a mere babybird of a fledgling, a fumbling botched vampire had no stomach for such DEPRAVITY. i did however feel CHARGED listening to the thoughts and reading the mind of the tenor. i relished in the quiet almost meditative remembrance of a rich picturesque life in italy, of the warm hearth of a loving home, the weather-beaten face of a doting father who taught him to fish, the deep blue waters and the open horizon. it was TRANSCENDENT. anyway, i havent killed since the year 2000. i sit here a master of my own instincts unlike the rest of the vampires who are slaves to the blood. 

*waiter enters the scene with a bloodbag* the ab negative you ordered, fresh from the farm. 

daniel: what farm!?

louis: what farm indeed

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Had an interview on Monday after turning down a different position Last monday, and i thought the interview went really well.

Apparently i was right bc I GOT THE JOB I GOT THE JOB I START IN TWO WEEKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ennard-is-near]

You know how they say that if a woman in a story could be replaced by a sexy lamp then she’s not a good woman?

That’s what Evan is. Evan is a lamp.