#siri plays video games

[thisissirius]

You play Genshin? Who do you main? I main Itto.

i do!!! i’m waiting (im)patiently for natlan.

i main kaeya and have since the start. he’s with zhongli, cloud retainer, and diluc because i’m like that. (i run alhaitham hyperbloom as my second team)

ITTO MAIN. geo deserves better honestly. Zhongli’s element is superior to all others and i will stand by that. do you have navia?? what a QUEEN

[lovesickenderman]

[spiderplanter]

SPIN N’ TICKLE

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Hello Everyone! I had the privilege to collab on a new game with @laugh-and-love2 Go give him a follow!

This game is very loose and can be alternated however between players.

How to Play ⇩

# of players - 2+

Levels: Each one determines how long you get tickled for. To determine which level you’ll get, ask Siri, Alexa, Echo, or whatever AI you have to pick a number 1-3. You’ll need to do this for every turn!

Level 1- 10 seconds

Level 2- 30 seconds

Level 3- 5 minutes

Tools:

The opponent can use said tool on you either on the next round, or for the duration of the game whenever they please. Flip a coin to determine.

Heads- next turn only

Tails- for the duration

Opponent Spot of Choice: There’s two of these slots on the wheel.

Slot 1- Silence. When getting tickled, you can not make a sound or you lose your turn.

Slot 2- Stay Still. You cannot move whatsoever or you lose your turn.

Body Part: This one’s pretty self explanatory. Whatever body part you land on, you get your level and if you can’t hold out for the set time, you lose your turn.

Hide and Seek: Whoever lands on this one has 1 minute to hide. The opponent sets a timer for 5 minutes after the 1 minute passes by. If the hider is successful, the seeker loses the turn and vice versa.

Mini Game slots: Also self explanatory. Get a level, your opponent can choose what spot they would like to tickle, if the you lose before time runs out, you lose your turn.

Sudden Death: Whoever lands on this slot automatically loses the game and gets tickled whenever and however the opponent chooses for the rest of the day/evening/ night.

Winner/ Loser:

When a turn is lost, an article of clothing is to be removed upon discussing with the players on what is acceptable or not. If you win your turn, you have the option to put any piece of clothing back on. To determine the loser of the game, would be whoever strips down to the last piece of clothing discussed.

As stated in the beginning, you can alternate this game however you please. These rules are just what @laugh-and-love2 and I came up with! Once you click on the link, you have the ability to add or remove whatever you please to make the game your own! Thank you so much for playing and if you have videos or pictures from your game that you post please tag us because we’d love to see! <3

Please be sure if you alternate the slots on the wheel to adjust it back to its original form when your game is over! Enjoy :)

Link to the Wheel- https://spinthewheel.app/nI2mns4eUQ

[cosmerelists]

Favorite Video Game Genres of Cosmere Characters

As requested by @thesternest :)

1. Silence

Silence: Don't know why, really, but I like casual games, games that are just like real life. Silence: Something about doing your daily life, but in game form--very relaxing. William Anne: Uh, mama? I think "Silent Hill" is a survival-horror game. Silence: It is? How so?

2. Marasi

Marasi: [Looks around nervously] Marasi: I...well, I like first-person shooters. Marasi: I-I just like to pretend I'm in the Roughs, like Wax! Marasi: I don't want to be Wax in real life or anything, but...it can be fun in a game!

3. Dalinar

Dalinar: In real life, war is a terrible necessity. Dalinar: In games, war is fun. Dalinar: ... Dalinar: I like tactical RPGs.

4. Vin

Vin: Huge fan of platform games. Vin: Jumping from ledge to ledge, controlling my speed and trajectory, occasionally swinging from hooks or managing double jumps... Vin: It's just like moving through the city as a Mistborn! Elend: Your high-score is RIDICULOUS, Vin! Vin: I'm also REALLY good at it.

5. Yumi

Yumi: I wasn't allowed video games for a long time, but now that I can play them... Yumi: [eyes sparking] I've become a HUGE fan of visual novels! Yumi: It's like Seasons of Regret, only *I* can be the one making the choices!

6. Leshwi

Leshwi: Like many Fused and Singers, I find myself quite taken with Rhythm games. Leshwi: Now that it is no longer appropriate for me to fight the Windrunners, I do like to challenge them to Dance Dance Revolution instead. Kaladin: OH COME ON I DEFINITELY HAD THAT Leshwi: I always win.

7. Steris

Steris: I used to think games were a waste of time, but then Wax introduced me to these construction simulators. Steris: My city is a paradise with excellent infrastructure, logical layout, and plenty of greenspace. Wayne: You should try to mod that makes a tsunami hit your city! Steris: Oh please, I beat that mod yesterday on my first try.

8. Navani

Navani: Recently, I've gotten into Tower Defense games. Sibling: I can defend myself, thank you very much.

9. Vivenna

Vivenna: Love a good roguelike. Vivenna: It's something about trying it over and over again until you're perfect. Vivenna: The victory is sooo sweet when you've worked hard to achieve it, dying many times. Siri: Oh me too!! I especially like Hades--the art is AMAZING. Vivenna: (scoffs) You mean a rogue-lite? Siri: I'm telling you--you should try one! Getting powerups in between runs is pretty sweet. Vivenna: Hedging out a difficult victory after hours of blood, sweat and tears is also fun! Siri: If you say so...

10. Lightsong

Lightsong: Soooo addicted to Candy Crush. Lighsong: Can't even tell you why. Llarimar: Perhaps your divine eye is drawn to the bright colors. Lightsong: Whatever makes you feel better, Scoot.

11. Adolin

Adolin: Lately I've become completely engrossed with life simulators. Adolin: I make my character get up, make breakfast, go to work, go on dates, learn the piano... Adolin: WHY IS IT SO ADDICTING?? Shallan: This may be a sign that your actual life is incredibly stressful and the allure of a simple, daily life is drawing you in? Adolin: No, that doesn't sound right... Shallan: You want to date a bisexual vampire? Adolin: ...That could be it.

12. Rlain

Rlain: I'm quite taken with these cozy farming games. Rlain: You just build a nice farm, meet the villagers, explore around. Renarin: Rlain, please, it's been six hours! Rlain: Just one more day...

13. Tress

Tress: I've been enjoying survival games! Tress: It's fun to gather and cook and build a base! Tress: A little bit unrealistic, because the rain doesn't make anything explode, but I guess they wanted to make it easier than real life, not harder.

14. Shallan

Shallan: It has to be MMOs for me. Shallan: I like a game where I can do pretty much anything I want. Shallan: Advance the story, collect every type of mushroom, fill in the whole map... Shallan: Plus, I like leveling every class and giving each one their own outfit and personality. Veil: You named the rogue after me, I see. Shallan: It's a compliment.

15. Kelsier

Kelsier: There's only one type of game for me: and that's a game where the name of the, uh, game is survival. Kelsier: And I especially like it when you have to survive as a team. Kelsier: Especially against great odds--like lots and lots of real-life players. Kelsier: Yup, yup. Kelsier: It's all about Fornite for me.

[spdrslayr]

003. atsv headcanons ! ★ pre collider jonathon ohnn x reader…

! pt. 2 - post collider hcs. ⁀➷ srcs... masterlist .rules. intro .

| synopsis, ୨♡୧ a little glimpse into your relationship with dr. johnathon ohnn.

★ tags -> gender neutral reader; johnathon ohnn; the spot; fluff; etc...

★ warnings -> cursing; johnathon being a meanie; mentions of trauma & abandonment

★ w.c -> 1,028

| xox, mei! ୨♡୧ -> earlier a centipede got into my room while i was bopping out to hyperpop. it scared me so much that i was able to leverage the fear into energy for writing.

he loves to make you laugh. johnathon’s such a  goof compared to other renowned scientists of his age and caliber. really, it’s a breath of fresh air. he knows how to have fun, especially with you.  he’ll crack the funniest joke at work only for his coworkers to look at him like: 😐😐😐; so it makes him really happy to know you think he’s funny. you both have so many inside jokes n stories that you’ll cherish forever.

he’s totally the type of person to make jokes whenever he’s nervous or unsure of what to say. he won you over by being silly!

he’ll say the meanest jokes about people you both don’t like, and it’s insanely funny. you think of your johnny as the sweetest boyfriend- but you have to admit, it’s kinda hot when he’s mean.

“if mr.fisk keeps crying about the mets- i’m gonna make sure this collider kills us all,” he grumbled under his breath.

“that annoying photographer visited alchemax again. what was his name…” he feigned innocence. “piper pickle?”

johnathon is such a nerd. it’s adorable how excited he gets about his favorite video games and movies. please indulge in his geeky interests!! he’d love love LOVE to watch some of his favorite sci-fi movies with you. he’ll talk over the entire movie, but it’s still nice to cuddle.

 if you don’t know how to play a certain video game of his, he’ll teach you. his voice is so soft n understanding, his breath tickling you while you cuddle. johnathon’s squished to your side, his large hands covering n guiding yours over the controller. and gets so giddy when you win something. all in all, he’s just happy to share something so dear to him with you.

imagine if it turned out one of his favorite characters (crushes cough cough) bore a striking resemblance to you. johnathon is mortified and you’re weirdly flattered (and planning an elaborate cosplay for a surprise.)

his intelligence drives you nuts. it’s INSANELY attractive to you how smart johnathon is. whenever he goes on a tangent about physics or some complicated mathematical concept, you get kind of dizzy listening to him. you don’t mean to, but after a while, you get too distracted by all of him to listen. he’s so passionate, his large hands and long fingers waving about to help emphasize his point. his eyes are sparkling too. his voice got a lot deeper when he (perfectly, by the way) pronounced the word “viscoelasticity” and you’re on cloud 9. this happens whether or not you can understand a word he’s saying. and if you’re not well versed in science, he never talks down to you when rambling. sure, he’s very proud to be a super-genius, but he’d never dream of looking down on other people because of it. 

you’re always asking him questions and he fucking loves it. DON’T ASK GOOGLE ABOUT SCIENCE SHIT. if you do he’ll be all pouty n sad.

“hey siri, what is the shape of an electron-”

he looks furious, letting out a scoff. “i’m right here. your smart-ass boyfriend is only a few feet away and you’re asking ol’ googly eyes!”

despite being a busy workaholic, he insists that he’s never too busy for you. if necessary, he’ll make time.

johnathon’s made it his mission to outsmart anyone who impresses you. “i’m not jealous i’m BETTER.”

johnathon adores cuddling you, especially after a stressful day. he just loves you so much that sometimes the only way he can express that to you is by holding you as close as humanly possible. johnathon adores every inch of your being and intends to appreciate every part of it, scars and all. one may expect him to be the big spoon because, well, long man- but it goes either way. sometimes he clutches you like his life depends on it and other times he just needs to bask in your embrace. it makes him feel safe, loved, and on his worst days, invincible.

when in bed, he’ll be running his big hands up and down your sides, rubbing circles into every dent n curve. his hands are hairy, so it’ll tickle a bit, but the way he massages you is nothing short of masterful. he’s so happy that you’re his, so he makes sure to savor you.

johnny loves it when you trace his tattoos. he thinks it’s so cute how much you love them, letting you ‘oooh’ and ‘awww’ as much as your pretty little heart desires. 

in the past he absolutely loathed going to alchemax events. being choked by a black tie for a whole ass evening while being forced to mingle with rich assholes is a nightmare for the poor man. but having you come along as his date makes the experience a more positive one. johnathon gets so smug, always delighted to show you off. like yeah, that’s MY s/o. yes they’re gorgeous and taken. by ME. he loves seeing you all dressed up, especially when you’re on his arm.

he’s an introvert, so he gets tired of all the socializing quickly. when that happens, he’ll wander around the venue with you (including places you aren’t allowed to be at-) to get some privacy (and make out.)

speaking of work, he has a picture of you on his desk. he has it placed at an angle so he can see it clearly, but so can anyone who walks in. 

johnnys practically screaming: “hey!! look at how beautiful my partner is!!!!”

he calls you baby. he’ll also call you dear, honey, and sweetheart, but baby the most. also counting babe. johnathon has a shit ton more cute nicknames for you and he is NOT afraid to use them.

“g’morning, baby,” he’ll murmur into the crook of your neck, in between sloppy wet kisses on your shoulder.

he passes by you in a rush, but not without pressing a big wet kiss to your check, “hi babe! :)”

“baaaaaabe where did you put the chips?” he can be whiny, especially with you.

“i love you, baby,” he’d tell you softly, cradling your face with his hand. his thumb is rubbing your bottom lip and you’re ready to faint.

[mi-dori]

☆Strange Magic☆

●Prompt: In which your girlfriend has never seen a phone before so it was up to you to teach her about earthrealm's technology.

●Warnings: Clueless Kitana...Mentions of porn

■MK1■

Outworld was no stranger to magic; the civilians that reside in outworld know all too well about magic and its capabilities, so when Earthrealm's very own, Johnny Cage brought a phone in Outworld, it sparked the interest of many; including a certain blue princess.

Of course you owned a phone too, but you never thought it would be useful in outworld, not when Kitana found it and began inspecting it, holding it with great care and great interest. "So this strange device.... has magic?"

Kitana and you were currently seated on the bed, the phone in your hand. You finally decided to break down every detail of a phone to her, in hopes she'd understand, but poor Kitana had so many thoughts and questions and you were gonna answer every single one of them.

"No my love-well you could say it's kind of a magic but it's called technology."

"I have heard about that term before. Its sort of like scientific knowledge, correct?"

"That's correct. Over the past centuries, technology became advance and with each passing year, people created many useful tools using technology and they even brought about a phone. Technology these days became so advanced that people created robots and machines capable of completing tasks just as a human would."

To say Kitana was astonished was an understatement. Her eyes were wide open with shock... interest, so many different emotions. "So what exactly is the purpose of this phone?"

"A phone is used to communicate with others. Let's say if I'm right in this Palace and you're somewhere in Sun Do, using a phone, I can call you. It will only work if you have a phone as well."

"So it's like a technological pigeon?" She titled her head, making you break into a fit of giggles. "What's so funny?"

"Nothing... it's just the way you phrased it. Yes you could say a phone is like a technological pigeon, my love." She made an 'O' shape before urging you to continue.

"Phones are also used to take pictures, much like a regular camera. There's also features like games, video watching apps and so many more." With each feature you listed, you gave a brief explanation on every one, showing her demonstration on how to use it. Eventually, she caught ahang of it and by the time you were done, you were left tired.

"Y/n look! I killed the man!" Kitana shook you excitedly, a bright smile on her face. She was playing a game you had on your phone and you fought yourself to keep awake, however, she noticed. "Oh my love... I'm sorry I wore you out..." she sighed softly, placing the phone down as she positioned herself to hug you.

Unintentionally, she sat on the phone and turned on Siri who then spoke, "What can I assist you with today?" Hearing the voice, Kitana squeaked and jumped into your arms.

"By the gods! There's a woman trapped! Is this one of Shang Tsung's magic?!"

Laughing loudly, you shook your head at her comments. Well, you did forgot to explain to her like Siri so you took another few minutes to explain and demonstrate to about the strange woman trapped in the technological pigeon. Kitana was busy asking Siri the most out of pocket questions, and you were busy fighting sleep once more.

A few moments of silence passed and Kitana then asked, "what is porn?"

"Kitana what?!"

"You have it here on something called, Search History."

"Give me that. No more phone! Good night!"

With a pout, she laid ontop of you, sighing like a little child as you turned away with a red and embarrassed face. Well maybe you did have a few regrets about teaching her but there's nothing you can do, except clear your search history every day...

[braidlottie]

more lottieshauna thoughts bc i can’t Stop

nsfw below the cut :3

* serenading them with a guitar (or whatever instrument you play!)

* if you sleep with a stuffed animal, they would get sooo jealous over it :(( shauna waking up to use the bathroom and she sees you curled up beside lottie with it and she just scowls

* yapping for 30 minutes about your new hyperfixes to them

* them calling you because they miss you even when you’re at the grocery store

* packing in the shower together like sardines (they love to wash your hair :3)

* you and shauna visit lottie’s compound and you make such good friends with bruce :(( you’re sad when you have to leave him but lottie makes sure you don’t go too long without seeing him again :(

* having a nightmare and they’re so quick to hold you and calm you down, letting you have some water and some kisses 🙁🙁

* a mommy!lottieshauna one,,, trying to use siri to call your actual mom but siri says “calling mommy” and calls lottie/shauna instead 😭😭

* taking you to the arcade and watching you in awe as you score so many tickets

nsfw Time,, ! >_<

* shauna and lottie making you masturbate in front of them because they are literally fiends for how shy you get when you make eye contact

* shauna teaching you how to dom lottie oughygih,,,,

* using their mommy kink against you and they tease you sooo bad :(((

* soft!mommy!lottie + mean!mommy!shauna = :3

* eeeee shauna loves seeing you cry, and you know it so you exaggerate your sobs and moans for her >_<

* slowly undressing you, their hands delicately touching your body making you arch your back for more but they pull away immediately.. 😵‍💫😵‍💫

* saying things like “you gonna cum for your mommies?” AIFITUEBSL

* going into a sex toy store with them and coming out a flustered mess because of how loud they were pointing out different toys in front of the workers 🤭

* teasing you while you sit on lottie’s/shauna’s lap playing video games $:$;?3&3& and you’re whining and squirming against her touch, but she stops whenever you pause the game :((

* “please, mommy.” “shhh. be good for mommy and play your game, honey. mommy’s gotta play too, y’know.”

* okay im dhgueksvwkvm

tag list: @antlerbf @deerlottie @theyellowjacketschewtoy @girltwinklater still editing this!!!

[starsomens]

Noah and his not so gamer girl imagine cause I'm bored and have a bunch of ideas to share with the world. hey Siri, play Video Games by Lana Del Rey.

you're not the type to spend free time playing video games. it's just not exactly your form of escapism, you prefer listening to music, dancing, watching movies and tv shows, cooking, even crying your heart out over tiktok videos with cute puppies, basically anything. but playing games? not really. and it's not because you suck at it, nah, absolutely not. or is it?

but Noah loves video games and sometimes you're in a mood to share his passion despite the lack of fast reaction, coordination or even gaming experience. it doesn't matter. more so, this is the only time being really bad at something benefits you.

this is his chance to be your knight in shining armour and he gladly takes the opportunty. he's gonna carry you the whole match/round/level/quest/whatever that is if you're struggling without making you feel useless. oh, you can't progress through that one hideous quidditch match in an old Harry Potter game? don't worry honey, he's gonna take care of that while you can sit beside him with you cup of hot chocolate and chill.

actually, this level is worse than he thought, so you sit there for half an hour watching him cursing the game, the broom, the whole existence of the world and it's the funniest thing ever. streamer Noah was and still is your favorite era of his and now you have an exclusive access to it irl.

remember Among Us? this may be the only game you're good at. not just good - excellent, you're a pro mind gamer. whenever you get the imposter role you make sure to either kill Noah first just to mess with him while he's screaming 'I knew it' down the hall or to keep him alive til the very end acting soooo very innocent that it blows his mind to find out it was you all along.

Noah, however, is still in his knight arc so he keeps you alive because he just can't do it to you. that makes him lose all the time because everone knows if you're still running around it's him not being able to kill you again. or when he's a crewmate and gets killed, his little ghost follows you everywhere you go as your little guardian angel. it's sweet but he could be a bit more helpful in his afterlife doing the tasks to help you win sooner though.

you have this love-hate relationship with horror games. you're intrigued and scared as fuck at the same time. Noah is not there to make it any easier for you. he loves to jumpscare you out of the sudden. he swears he's not gonna do it again and still proceeds to scare you one more time when you're fully relaxed and least expect it just to hear you screaming at the top of your lungs. once you got so scared you threw your controller across the room and broke it. he promised to stop doing this shit. of course he lied. this bish!

he's so unserious when you two boot up The Sims. his character never looks like him, he creates the ugliest mf with the weirdest clothing choices and insists to romance your character because who else? then, when you get to make your sim and spend like three hours on it, he patiently waits and says it's cute but not as beautiful as you are even if it's an actual virtual goddess on your screen. then you two sit there and plan how your sims are gonna live and somehow it always ends up with planning your actual real life together - the cabin, the dog, the kids and their names, all this lovely stuff.

ANON AGAIN???? Girl I had a long work day and this honestly helped me to unwind THANK YOU I NEED TO SEND YOU FOREHEAD KISSES. HOW DO I SEND SOME THROUGH THE SCREEN????

[hackfurs]

Convince me to play your favorite video game

have you ever wanted to be so so scared stranded on an alien world and trapped in a metal tube while a giant sea creature takes issue with your existence all while trying to find a cure for a plague so Alien Siri will let you leave without blowing you up for breaching quarantine

[thepilotanon]

Been a while since I’ve read some of your Loki headcaons so how about Loki with someone from a big family? You know they have many cousins and siblings and all find Loki fascinating especially the younger ones

I have been to Big Family functions, as a guest, and feel like it will be a crazy (but great) experience for Loki.

My favorite idea would have to be Loki meeting the "elders" of the family (grandparents, great-grandparents, great aunts/uncles), and being bombarded with the sudden feeling that he is meeting the hierarchy of your family calls for him to stiff up and worry about whatever questions they throw at him? Imagine Grandmama asking Loki how old he is, and he responds with the Earth number (around 1,400 years old, ma'am) he freaks when she screams-laughs all heartedly and tells you "I knew you'd take after your grandma, sweetie! Liking those older chaps with long legs and pretty hands does run in the family!" Loki is then proceeded being pampered by the elder ladies, complimenting them for having such wonderful stories of their lives; the elder men constantly try to arm-wrestle Loki and they discuss the whacky technology of Siri or Alexa haunting their homes.

Besides your parents (who whomever raised you), Loki is nervous about all your aunties and uncles with their judgement of him. He knows he made a big mess quite a few times during his visits on Earth, and he's working on redeeming that, thanks to the help of Thor and you. I would think it takes him a while, maybe while there's a sport playing on TV, and Loki asks the dynamics and functions of the sport that they notice that he's actually curious and wonders about Earth now, especially when they see him coming to you and ask what he should do during his visit to help. Your sport-crazy relatives would deck him in jerseys and boards about the games; the chefs in your family will be constantly feeding him with whatever they make and ask for his thoughts on it - and it never ends with the food - and he will sit there and dedicate himself to learn from the family.

Your siblings and cousins may be the easiest for Loki to befriend, especially if you are close to them and told them everything going on in your end with you and Loki's relationship. They tease you two, as close siblings/cousins do, but Loki realizes it's all in good fun and admires their creativity in the jokes (so long as they're respectful towards you. He's fine with being teased about being blue, a cocky god, and sexual jokes, but he wants you to be treated fairly). He'd let the video-game players of your family get a laugh out of him using AR headsets, jump at horror games, and the softer-toned ones will ask him to tell stories or share book interests or crafts.

I think it's important to take note for the younger ones, especially when they were too young/not born during his attempted attack in 2012. Loki notices their shyness and caution, and doesn't intrude himself in their space, but he will "casually" make little magic tricks to pique their interest until they are comfortable with him. He allows them to wrestle on him, play/do his hair for hours until their knock themselves out at night. He squats down to the littlest and youngest ones and listen to them babble nonstop and take it as a in depth conversation where they're in the right. Loki will play with the toy cars and dolls, allowing the kids take control of the narrative, only to retell it to the whole family with a great display, the kids sharing seats on his lap to let him pick them up and declare "The Chosen One of Fast Cars/Dollies/Etc!"

[princessmo]

this is on me for using siri but i'm always asking it to flip a coin bc i can't make decisions myself but today it was like "hyuk hyuk it landed on its side april fools you stupid fucking idiot" and like. man i just wanted to know who i should play this childrens video game as

[madokasfanficstories]

Kyosaya Shenanigans Ch. 1: MARK ZUCKERBERG!!!

This is a collection of Sayaka and Kyoko reenacting numerous moments from the Let's Play channel, Game Grumps. Basically, Arin Hanson is Kyoko and Dan Avidan is Sayaka. Just take the dialogue from the Grumps and have Sayaka and Kyoko say them and have a good laugh. Warning: Strong language and suggestive content. Readers discretion is advice.

In this chapter, Sayaka & Kyoko are playing video games when Sayaka decides to bring up a particular text conversation they had earlier in the day. What's Kyoko's response?

Sayaka and Kyoko are in the living room, playing Super Mario 64 (well it's mostly Kyoko playing and Sayaka watching) when Sayaka decides to bring up an important text.

Sayaka: Hey Kyoko.

Kyoko: What?

Sayaka: Can I share something with you from earlier today?

Kyoko: What is it, Sayaka?

Sayaka: Well, I sent you a text, early in the morning.

Kyoko: Yeah?

Sayaka: Because I have to go out of town for one weekend this month. And so I was like, Do you have any preference whether I go this weekend or the next weekend?

Kyoko: Yeah.

Sayaka: Your response-

Kyoko: [laughing]

Sayaka: At 9:30 in the morning. MOTHERFUCKING JESSE EISENBERG JESUS CHRIST FUCK GIRL MOTHERFUCKING FACEBOOK MOVIE BULLSHIT JESUS CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THIS SHIT?

Kyoko: [laughing]

Sayaka: I-I was... stunned by it.

Kyoko: You just made my day.

Sayaka: I didn't know what to say?

Kyoko: [still laughing]

Sayaka: So I respond, I have no idea what we're talking about right now.

Kyoko: [giggling]

Sayaka: 45 minutes pass, I get a text from you. GODDAMN CREATED FACEBOOK AND FUCKING LAWYERS AND SHIT RIGHT FUCKING WINKLEVOSS TWINS GODDAMN ROWING THE BOAT FUCK YOUR SHIT I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THIS SHIT HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SHIT? FUCK I JUST WATCHED THIS SHIT FUCK JESSE EISENBERG MAN.

Kyoko: [laughs again]

Sayaka: I respond, Kyoko, you're scaring me. An hour passes, you respond, MOTHERFUCKING SPIDER-MAN SPIDER-MAN YOU PUT IN THE TIME FUCK PUT IN THE TIME MOTHERFUCKING BUILD SHIT WITH HIS BARE HANDS FUCKING BEST FRIEND SHIT JESSE EISENBERG. I'm very tired.

Kyoko: [laughs even harder]

Sayaka: I'm just like, No problem girl, I'll do most of the witch hunting for you today. Immediate like response, I'm talking like five seconds later. NO GIRL I'LL JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACEBOOK MOVIE ALL DAY SHIT GIRL YOU HAVE TO BE SO INTERESTED IN THE SHIT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THE FACEBOOK MOVIE FUCK MAN I JUST WATCH IT A YEAR AND A HALF AGO FUCK JESSE EISENBERG MAN HE FUCK OVER SPIDER-MAN CRAZY WINKLEVOSS TWINS ROWING TRENT RESIN OR DID THE SOUNDTRACK FUCK THIS GUY WHO INVENTED FACEBOOK I DON'T LIKE DIE I CAN'T THINK OF WHO THE FUCK INVENTED FACEBOOK ALL I CAN THINK IS THE GUY WHO PLAYED THE GUY WHO INVENTED FACEBOOK WHO THE FUCK INVENTED FACEBOOK? And then, in all capital letters, two hours later. MARK ZUCKERBERG!!!

Kyoko: [loses her shit]

Sayaka: What the fuck?

Kyoko: I swear to kami-sama, okay. First of all-

Sayaka: [starts losing it]

Kyoko: I have to wake up supremely early.

Sayaka: I was crying reading those.

Kyoko: Really?

Sayaka: Yeah!

Kyoko: Oh that makes me happy.

Sayaka: Well, I didn't like... I didn't want to call you out and be like "What are you talking about anymore?" cuz I was afraid you'd stop. So I was just like, I'll just calmly keep responding with my own agenda, and see what happens.

Kyoko: Uh I had to wake up way earlier then I usually wake up to take Mami to the airport. And then on the way fucking back-where the fuck is the fucking bridge-on the way back, I was just so tired. And I just saw this wh...

Sayaka: You were texting that while slaying witches?

Kyoko: N-No no no no, here's the thing. That was all Siri.

Sayaka: [burst out laughing]

Kyoko: So that's why it was just fucking nonsense.

Sayaka: [still laughing]

Kyoko: [misses the star] Nope.

Sayaka: That was insane.

Kyoko: Um, but as I was leaving the airport, I saw this fucking kid that looked just like that American actor Jesse Eisenberg.

Sayaka: Ohhh.

Kyoko: And then it got me thinking about Jesse Eisenberg and the Facebook movie, and then I was just, "Fucking Jesse Eisenberg man." and then I had my phone in my hand because I just started GPS situation.

Sayaka: Oh sure.

Kyoko: And then I was just like... [makes Siri noise]

Sayaka: Hee hee.

Kyoko: "Hey, hey uh... text Sayaka, FUCK JESSE EISENBERG MAN!"

Sayaka: [erupted with laughter]

Kyoko: And then it just made me laugh really hard, so I just kept going.

Sayaka: [laughing]

Kyoko: And I was really surprised that it stayed on track  with everything I said.

Sayaka: It is amazing. Can I tell you the voice I think you were talking to Siri in now that I know that?

Kyoko: Yeah.

Sayaka: [mimicking Kyoko] FUCK IT ALL SPIDER-MAN AND SHIT FUCKING DOESN'T EVEN KNOW FUCKING! That's how I imagined it was.

Kyoko: That is exactly how I was...

Sayaka: Wow wow.

Kyoko: And I was just like, "FUCKING JESSE EISENBERG AND SHIT FUCK TRENT REZNOR DID THE MUSIC!"

Sayaka: Trent Resin or.

Kyoko: [laughs]

Sayaka: R-E-S-I-N space O-R. [laughs]

Kyoko: Oh that shit made me-No, but seriously. After I was done with that, I was-that was an actual fucking text when I was like, "What the hell is the guy who made Facebook's name? What the fuck is his name?" 

Sayaka: Yeah.

Kyoko: And I was just like, for fucking two hours of nothing but slaying witches and familiars, I'm like [slaps her knee] "What is his name? All I can think of is Jesse Eisenberg!"

Sayaka: Yeah, and it's another berg name so it's close.

Kyoko: Yeah. And then finally like as I was in the alleyway changing back, I was like, "MARK ZUCKERBERG!" and I had to be like "Text Sayaka. MARK ZUCKERBERG!"

Sayaka: Oh my kami-sama, all caps, all caps. I'm fucking, I mean honestly, knowing that, I'm lucky you didn't just fucking run over to my bedroom window and just start banging.

Kyoko: [laughs] [makes banging sound] Oh my god, that would have been fucking amazing!

Sayaka: While banging my window, just screaming Mark Zuckerberg.

Kyoko: [laughs slightly harder] MARK ZUCKERBERG!

Afterwords, they both resume they gaming session until it was time to go home.

The End

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More coming soon.

[underoospeterparker]

🍩- Doughnut

Hiii:) marauders plsss

I’m about 5’5 with long wavy dirty blonde hair, grey-blue eyes and I’m kinda skinny but have large hips.

I play guitar and I like to paint, crochet, draw, and write poetry and stories. I’m from the south so I have a slight twang. I love reading and my personality type is a INFP. I dress kinda coquette.

I love traveling and going on road trips and drives with my two older siblings. I want to become a marine biologist:)

My fav tv shows are sex education, Ginny and Georgia, and a series of unfortunate events. I really like reading and playing video games:) my favorite artists are Taylor swift and Lana del Rey

I’m really shy and quiet but I’m super energetic and kind when people actually talk to me

I love you and thank you so much:3

welcome to my 300 celebration!

i ship you with sirius black! ( this is for anon 2 )

a. playing guitar for sirius:

"you never told me you had a guitar, baby," sirius said as soon as he stepped into your dormitory for the first time. "you play?" you smiled at him, grabbing your guitar from your bedside and sitting down on top of your covers. "ever since i was little. you?" fumbling with the strings, you saw out of the corner of your eye that he'd sat down next to you. he pressed a kiss to the side of your forehead and murmured, "no. i've always wanted to, though." you felt him hesitate as he quietly added, "can you play something for me?" "thought you'd never ask," you grinned.

b. going on a road trip with him to visit your siblings:

"siri!" you laughed, almost lost to the wind as your boyfriend rolled down the windows of his new but beaten up van. he laughed when he saw your messy hair, and reached over to tug a strand away from your face. how you hadn't noticed was beyond him, it would have irritated him to death. you looked over at him, a huge smile on your face. "i'm happy you're here," you shouted over the wind. "thank you." he returned your smile, reaching over the console to grab your hand that was closest to him. "i'm always here. whenever you need me."

c. wearing a new dress around him:

sirius gaped when he saw you in your pretty new dress, one that hugged your curves and looked absolutely gorgeous on you. granted, you looked beautiful in everything, but this one especially made his mouth drop open in shock because it showed how beautiful you were. "do you like it?" you giggled after you saw his reaction, making your way over to his lap. "do i like it?" he repeated your question, placing you on his lap. "sweetheart, i love it. you look gorgeous." you buried your head in his shoulder, blushing, as he wrapped his arms around you, happy just being with his favourite girl.

[mimsyaf]

I am watching The Witcher S3:

It is impossible (for me, ymmv) to give 2 shits about anyone in this fucking show except Yenn, that elf guy who Siri Ciri used to hang out with for a bit when she was fleeing Nilfgard in S1, Jaskier (but only because Joey Batey is marvelous), and Cahir because we stan one (1) deranged fanatic, and I guess also Fringilla because she seems as over it all as I am. Oh and Istredd my beloved, who so far has been in a total of 10 seconds of this season.

And you might say, well Mimsy, that’s a lot of people. To which I would reply that THERE ARE SO SO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE IN THIS and it is so confusing but not in a “keep up with the clever twists” kind of way but a what the fuck is ever happening at any given time kind of way. Like, everyone’s got at least 3 agendas and are double crossing each other all the time but I can’t keep track of ANY of it. And there are just too many existential threats. But anyway, despite the people I mentioned above that I do want to actually see, instead I am watching hours of footage of That Fire Dude, the king’s ambiguously rascally gay brother who I want to like but I seriously don’t have a clue what his deal is and also he needs to open his mouth more when he talks, Fucking Francesca and Filavandrel (I thought HE was supposed to be King of the Elves or whatever, but he just mopes around after her sorry ass), Fucking Francesca’s Brother Who Is At Least Now Dead, that other elf guy who talked like Bill Pullman and who was annoying but at least he also hated Francesca, Meanface Tissaia, That Very Hot Sorcerer Guy from S2 who I guess is sleeping with Tissaia and is leading the sorcerers or at least the AMAB ones (do THEY get turned into eels, or is that fate just reserved for girls), that guy who I think is supposed to be a dwarf but is mostly just Scottish. that Redanian king and his spymaster Dykstra or however he spells his name (actually I would climb that old man like a tree but I hate his stupid storyline also because I have no idea what he and bird lady are even trying to DO), The White Flame Who I Guess Used To Be The Hedgehog Guy but seriously the actor playing him is like 30, I guess he fathered Ciri when he was 16, Ciri Herself, Geralt’s offscreen-fridged mother, that Druid lady (I like her werewolf bf though), that fake version of Ciri who sometimes talks in a weird voice, and The Wild Hunt. Who I guess are supposed to be terrifying but who just remind me of Gwar tbh. Oh and maybe Simon Callow is in it, or was? Above all I do not give a flying fuck about Geralt, which is kind of a problem. He’s BORING. He’s so BORING. And he’s onscreen so much of the time.

I dunno, people’s fic about the video games made them sound fun, were those fun? This is decidedly more unfun with each season although it is kind of queer and has many many beautiful people to look at. It also has a lot of non-specific vibes and I guess I’m watching for that. But if one more person says “The Continent” again I am going to lose my shit.

[dishachrista]

Discovering the Wonders of Machine Learning and Its Advantages:

Have you ever wondered how computers can learn and make choices all by themselves? It's like teaching them to be smart on their own. That's what machine learning is, and it's changing the way we do things. Let's take a journey to find out why machine learning is so amazing. We'll talk about things like helping computers understand languages, predicting the weather, and even teaching them to drive cars! So, let's explore the magic of machine learning.

The Good Things About Machine Learning:

Understanding InformationThink of machine learning as a super-smart helper that can deal with really big and complicated sets of information. Humans might get confused with all that data, but machine learning can assist us in making decisions based on it.

Changing the GameImagine you have a giant puzzle with lots of pieces. You know they make a picture, but it's just too hard to put it together by yourself. Machine learning is like a super-fast puzzle solver. It not only puts the puzzle together but also shows you amazing things about the picture that you might have missed.

Making Tasks SimpleOne cool thing about machine learning is that it can do boring and repetitive tasks for us. Think about typing lots of numbers into a computer spreadsheet – it can do that for us, and it hardly ever makes mistakes. This means we can use our time for more fun stuff.

Getting Things RightMachine learning models are really good at certain jobs. For example, they can tell if an email is spam much better than we can. That's super useful because we don't want our email inboxes to be filled with spam. It's like having a superhero to keep our emails clean.

Learning and Getting BetterThe more a machine learning model sees, the smarter it becomes. It learns from new information and gets better at what it does. This is really helpful in jobs where things change a lot, like predicting the stock market or understanding what people are talking about on social media.

Personalizing EverythingHave you ever noticed that websites like Netflix or Amazon suggest things you might like? That's machine learning in action. It watches what you do and recommends things you'll enjoy. It's like having a personal shopper who knows your tastes.

Handling Lots of StuffMachine learning models are like super chefs who can cook for a huge party. They can manage a massive amount of data and make quick decisions. This is really important for things like banks, which need to handle lots of transactions quickly and accurately.

Saving Time and MoneyMachine learning can save businesses a ton of time and money. For example, it can predict when machines in a factory might break, so they can be fixed before they cause big problems. This saves a lot of money because it's cheaper to fix things before they break.

Solving Tricky ProblemsSome problems are really tough, like understanding different languages, recognizing objects in pictures, or even playing complicated games. Machine learning can take on these challenges and find solutions that might be hard for humans.

Learning from AnythingMachine learning can learn from almost anything, even from things that don't seem like regular data. For example, it can learn from written words, pictures, or videos. This helps businesses understand what people think and like.

Quick Decision-MakingImagine being in a self-driving car. It needs to make fast decisions to keep you safe. Machine learning helps it do that by processing data from sensors and making decisions in real-time.

Creating Cool ThingsMachine learning is the technology behind cool stuff like virtual assistants (like Siri or Alexa) and language translation tools. These devices make life simpler and more enjoyable, like having a helpful friend who can speak every language.

Being Fair and JustSometimes, people can make unfair decisions because of their biases. Machine learning can be set up to be fair and impartial. It helps make choices in things like hiring or lending money based on facts, not feelings.

Driving DiscoveriesMachine learning isn't only for businesses; it also helps scientists. They use it to study complex data and make discoveries in areas like genetics, space exploration, and materials science. It's like having a super microscope that shows things we couldn't see before.

Protecting Our PlanetMachine learning can also help us take care of the environment. It's used to keep an eye on pollution, track changes in the climate, and predict natural disasters. By studying a lot of data, we can make better decisions to protect the Earth.

Improving HealthcareHealthcare is getting a boost from machine learning. It helps doctors diagnose diseases, discover new medicines, and keep track of patients. It's like having a super-smart medical assistant.

In summary, machine learning is a superpower that's changing the world. It makes handling data easy, automates tasks, personalizes experiences, and solves tough problems. It's fair, it's quick, and it's shaping the future. With machine learning, the possibilities are endless. If you want to learn more about machine learning or need help using it in your business, you can ask experts or take special courses. ACTE Institute offers courses that can give you the knowledge and skills to do well in this field. Think about all the amazing chances for analysing data, automating tasks, and making decisions that machine learning offers.

[sirensoftheweb]

Do Robots Deserve Rights?

By: Hydra 🐍

I want to start this post by firmly stating: I AM NOT SCARED OF ROBOTS!! Except maybe that AI Robot named Sophia… I am just simply unsettled. Maybe it is because I enjoy immersing myself into a good science fiction book, movie, or video game? For example, my favourite solo player video game is Detroit Become Human. The game follows three different androids, all in which have different jobs but act as a type of servant for an owner. Throughout the game you are faced with prejudice, which ultimately leads you to have to choose between breaking the programming and becoming a deviant (gaining a consciousness of one’s own), or continuing to live as a slave to an other.

If roboticist Alan Winfield is correct with his statement: “Real robotics is a science born out of fiction,” (2011, 32) how are we to assume that robots gaining consciousness will not be a relevant topic in the near future? I mean we have a A LOT of fictional media existing around the idea of such topic (M3gan, Black Mirror, I Am Mother). In my opinion, scientist should be more focused on creating the flying cars from Back to the Future instead of frenzying over the next trendy artificial intelligence. Imagine never having to worry about sitting in rush hour traffic EVER AGAIN.

I realize the whole idea that “robots will take over the world one day” may seem comical to some, but If you really think about it, this notion is already in motion (hehehe that one made me feel like a white dad). The man of the moment himself, David J. Gunkel says, “Despite what is imaginatively foretold in fiction, the robot invasion is not coming from the future. The robots are already here. Like the “barbarians” that were said to have invaded Rome, we have already invited the robots into our places of work, into our homes, and into our lives. They are already all around us, even if we often do not see or identify them as such” (Gunkel 7).

I will assume you are human if you are reading this, and therefore I will also assume you have been inside a grocery store (considering you must consume food to survive). Well this being said, have you noticed the progression of self checkouts becoming more and more frequent? It’s so simple to go in and scan all your items, letting the machine do the brunt of the work for you. Or maybe you are a little more bougie and have experienced the cat robots of sushi places that act as a substitute for servers… IS THIS NOT AN EXAMPLE OF ROBOTS ALREADY BEING HERE AND RELEVANTLY USED?? That was a rhetorical question because OF COURSE IT IS. Even in the comfort of our own home we rely on robotic devices like Amazon’s ‘Alexa’ or Apple’s ‘Siri’ to turn on/off lights, answer questions, set alarms, etc.

So how did we get here? If we think about famous french philosopher Gilles Deleuze’s essay “Postscript on the Societies of Control,” Deleuze argues, “This technological evolution must be, even more profoundly, a mutation of capitalism […]” (Deleuze 4). This would make sense given the examples above, because these robotic machines tend to replace human jobs and duties. Robots don’t require a paycheck like people do. Therefore, the capitalist win once again. Human Kind: 0, Capitalism: 1,000,000,000.

Since it is evident we are living in a time that depends heavily on robots and technology for everyday use, I would like to bring up another question raised in Gunkel’s book: “Can and should robots have rights?” This question really perplexed me. At first, my obvious answer was ‘no.’ Robots are already taking away jobs from people who actually need to make money in order to survive. How can a machine need rights equal to those of humans? They do not have consciousness and souls (as far as I know)! That question’s ridiculous right? But then I think back to my favourite video game and how gut wrenching it felt having to play as an android with no rights or freedom of speech. I feel a little more tempted to say yes to Gunkel’s question after that, but I just don’t have it in me to place technology over living, breathing, flesh.

Should we be more empathetic and moralistic towards technological beings such as robots? Or is it more important to value our own human rights, especially considering that is a questionable topic in it’s own?