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#art#chicky notes#chicken#chickens#bird#birds#rooster#chants#flockintogether#big thank you to tumblr user#sink-pasta#for the pic of the fabulous man in fat feather pants#meme#pensive......
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#meme#memes#shitpost#shitposting#humor#funny#lol#satire#funny memes#funny humor#funny meme#comedy#silliness#pasta#italy#sink#sarcasm#irony#joke#parody
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in case you're wondering how I'm feeling today, I dropped a half pot of pasta while I was straining it,, 🫠
#ying rambles#i filled the strainer and placed the pot on the edge of the sink (it's like 2 inches thick) but then it tipped over backwards and yea..#i mean it was fine because i was gonna do 2 batches anyways but man. that's like at least 300g of floor pasta.. OTL#and then i had to scoop up all the floor pasta to trash it and clean the floor and just ugh..
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rage and rending of teeth
#finally made pasta#drained it#drain plug was in#pasta strainer filled with sink water#pasta tastes of soap#evil vile planet#awful
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What did he get into.,.
#Ringo#What the hell ringo#It's likely spaghetti sauce. Had some pasta last night and put the bowl by the sink after I finished it#The little fucker got into the leftover sauce
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Game, game, listen to me...
HAVE YOU COMPLETELY LOST THE FUCKING PLOT?
#What even ARE these things?#What the fuck what the fuck what the fu-#NUCLEAR PASTA?#That sounds like my future attempts at nuclear power#I think this is it guys I'm actually going to go insane#What is even going on with the bauxite refining process#Can I just package and sink all that excess water...#Satisfactory
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> be me
> boil some pasta for dinner
> mistakenly pour a bunch of it in dirty dishwater while draining it
> pick out the pastas individually, rinse them, & boil for 3 minutes so that i can eat them without worrying about Toxic Sink Gunk
> go to drain it
> pour almost all of it in the same dirty dishwater
>mfw
#nishiki#nishikiyama akira#meme#yakuza#rgg#memecomradeoriginal#MY WRISTS HURT SO MUCH MY WRISTS HURT SO MUCH !!!!!#IM INCAPABLE OF HOLDING THE LID ON !!!!!#this has never happened to me before#now theres just gross overcooked pasta all in my sink !!!!#i tried my best im not going to deal with that now !! thats a problem for Future Me !!!!
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I'm doing soooo amazing (weeping) like so great and cool (crying) feeling amazing (sleep deprived)
I finally got a load of dishes done though. This, at least, is worth celebrating.
#speculation nation#ive been putting dishes off for weeeeeks#it's better off without a before pic bc y'all dont wanna see what was in my sink before 😐#i will have clean bowls. and silverware. 🥺#i ate cold chef boyardee straight from the can this morning#bc i had no clean bowls and nothing i could possibly use instead. all tupperware used. all microwavable mugs and cups that would fit it#all plates with enough of a lip to hold canned pasta. all plates in general tbh aside from a few tiny plates.#so i ate it straight from the can and u cant microwave a can so i just ate it cold.#not my most dignified moment to be sure. but also not the lowest ive ever gone lmao#Still Pretty Low Tho#but yeah ill have clean dishes. and ill do a 2nd load tomorrow.#im gonna clean up the clutter from my floors. and try to confront the Clothes Problem....#i dont want to try mopping until after the showing if it happens bc im not gonna have random ppl dirtying my clean floors.#bc they WILL just wear their damn shoes inside bc this is america and no one has any fucking manners here.#but whatever. im gonna get my apartment approximately presentable. at least enough so im not mortified by it.#just bc im mental illness squatting here doesnt mean i want ppl to SEE it#thank god i got the worst things done yesterday tho. and today with the dishes.#remaining stuff is mostly just tidying. rather than going through The Horrors lol#sigh. im accomplishing things. unfortunately...#gonna go to bed soon. gotta be up nice and early for more cleaning! :D 😭
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omg wow!! my favourite tumblr user followed me today🤩
SCREEEEEEAMMM i literally noticed something was wrong the second before i got this ask. i just went hey. why's eve at the top my following list..........
#????????? did i unfollow ur blog when i clicked on it ?? and did i follow back subconciously ??#tumblr is a mystery but ANYWAY hey fellow eveheads i'm back!!#ask#how are u eve? saw ur post abt ur roommates that sucks so bad :(( i once had a roommate who'd leave food in the sink#(like actual whole pieces of pasta and meat)#and it drove me insane. truly lowered my living standard#stay strong!! i hope ur roommates grow tf up!!!!#eve <3#have i been not following ur blog for a long time?? 😰😰 i never check my dash i just jump around to the blogs i like. i am now worried
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PSA:
do NOT dump pasta or rice down your drain, even if you have a garbage disposal. it will clump together and clog up your drain and damage your garbage disposal!!! please dispose of it in the trash!! Or compost it!!! But just not down the sink!!!
#there was an incident a few weeks ago with a bunch of kids in my dorm clogging our sink with rice#I've also heard some horror stories of having to pull extremely long strings of clumped up pasta/rice out of broken garbage disposals#anyways this is a kitchen safety tip <3#lilac post
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Answer if u dare
#I don’t usually have extra pasta around so I’m unfortunately and shamefully someone who will take the pasta out of the sink#text post#poll#pasta#moral delima#sink pasta therapy group
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I've seen a tweet of ariana grande's brother becoming an italian citizen. And all I could think of is that I applied for citizenship when I turned 18 and finally got it two years ago at the age of almost 23. 5 years of paying fees, of going to Morocco three times bc we were missing documents, of having appointments postponed endlessly, of being treated like shit by authorities. And I was born here and I speak italian and we payes taxes here. but hey if you have italian grandparents and great-grandparents and you are a white american it's all good.
#this country can sink for all I care#and europe#and US too#sick of ppl with italian origins in the world getting citizenship easily and I had to beg for it like#like they were doing me a favour#the same day I got mine there was a italo-brazilian girl who of course wanted the eu passport#words spoken in italian: 10#ciao pasta pizza mandolino mafia amore maccheroni versace spaghetti parmigiano#like im sorry this rich american CAN VOTE NOW?#HE DOESN'T SPEAK A WORD OF ITALIAN I HAVE FRIENDS WHO STILL CANNOT VOTE AFTER GROWING UP HERE#we're only good for paying taxes#fuck you for real
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My sister lefted the kitchen a mess....and I have cleaned it up then I used similar ingredients to create a similar but not identical mess for her to clean up. This will be much easier for her because it's always easier to pick up other people's messes
Also, I was hungry
I'm such a good sister/roomate
#personal#adhd#green bean gremolata#pasta with shalotts. pine nuts. and a bit of lemon juice#post contains no actually recipes#but sink contains actuall dishes
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You’d think that the worst part of sharing a kitchen is something like the lack of space or other people’s dishes cluttering up and yes, those are annoying, but the actual worst part is the fact that you have to message your roommates every time you fuck up so you can apologise for the state of the shared kitchen.
#lb 2023#sorry for burning my dumplings so it smells bad#sorry for uhhhh putting boiling oil in a plastic thing that immediately melts and then leaks oils everywhere#sorry for my pan being near the sink for days but i burned my pasta so badly it needs several days to soak#sorry for spilling my rice all over the floor
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I just had to eat pasta with my hands an hour ago, I absolutely hate it here! This goes beyond exposure challenges and is just weird and gross. And they never ever explain the rational behind it other than supposedly “practicing flexibility”. Bitch this isn’t it.
#the whole point of treatment is to normalize my relationship with food and this ain’t normal#last Monday I had to eat salad with a spoon and was told off for making a comment about how it felt wrong#bruh how is any of this gonna help me not be anorexic#they are like what would happen at home if you didn’t have a utensil- idk Karen I go to the fucking sink and wash one#I could see it being a problem if I was eating pizza with a fork but most eat pasta with a utensil#I’m looking at elsewhere#cw eating disorder
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Everything has bad textures and if I get an unexpected crunch it’s over, never eating it again
#yes it’s hell trying to order anything pre-made#there are several vegetables I can’t eat unless prepared very specifically#my party trick is trying to eat a raw tomato and immediately retching into the sink#my body is constantly convinced that everything I eat is trying to kill me#there’s just so many bad textures and flavors in the world#why can all savory things be like pasta and all sweet things be like Cinnabons#spicy things are good as long as its the right flavors with the spicy#fermented things are the devil#broccoli and snow peas are the only good green things#onions have literally all the worst textures imaginable at every level for#raw to cooked they are horrible. but the problem is they taste good#leeks seem to be the only kind of onion that doesn’t cause me like 5 kinds of sensory distress#so yeah I basically find one (one) meal at any given restaurant that I can tolerate without having to completely change it#and then I always order that. because it’s too hard and people don’t get paid enough to do all the shit that needs to be done for me to eat#I can sit there and spend my whole meal surgically dissecting my food so I can eat it#it’s standard practice#I’m very good at getting every bit of fat off the meat. I can’t eat the skin on chicken either#my knife skills are amazing at this point tbh#most perfectly sliced meats you’ve ever seen#cant peel a potato to save my life though lol
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