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#my tummy hurts. and i am being. so. brave. about. it.#i think i got glutened at outback steakhouse#my own fault#i don't like telling people i have a gluten problem cause the servers are always like 'ah. well is that an allergy or a preference.'#and the answer is that its not their business (allergy) so they really should just make those bitches clean the kitchen#since thats their job#but they dont wanna do that. so if you say allergy. they tell you 'well theres really no guaranteeeeeeeeeee cause of cross contamination#and our cooks cant be bothered with food safety so maybe you could just go fuck yourself?#tell them you have a nut allergy though and they wont try that shit???#whatever it's very annoying and happens every time i go out so i gave up#and got served shrimp on bread#which i did not want to waste so i just removed it from the bread#and ate just the shrimps. again. this is on me
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woe be upon ye
#ouch#im thinking spared nari is gonna be devastated that he let his sons i mean disciples lay down their lives for him#though that was their job#but he was the one to give them that job oh regret#man nari hates the lamb so much after that (also himself#but its easier to hate the lamb) like they took his crown they took his sons they took his freedom they took everything#yet they still liberated him from his chains#is this what he waited a millennium for?#good thing we can resurrect them phew major crisis averted#narinder#aym#baal#the lamb#narilamb#lmao this does not deserve the ship tag but im just gonna tag every art piece where they feature together as narilamb#since thats the end goal#cult of the lamb#cw blood#my art
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feetman
#hlvrai#half live vr but the ai is self aware#gordon freeman#gordon feetman#so idk if theres any like ‘metastory’ to there being a player or if its literally just supposed to be wayne#but i thought it would be kinda interesting for the player to be his own guy#cause like to me#a big part of it that makes it fun is that gordon has like#no actual stakes#dude is getting pissed for the sake of it#he knows its a game and is just freaking out at the ai being so alive u know#now since i cant remember if theres some kind of canon or metastory to the player you can completely decide for yourself why hes playing#or how he got the game#is he just some guy? is it an experiment? is it for his job? who knows!#hes The Player#also if ur wondering why his design is so similar to gordons#its cause i didnt wanna stray into the unrecognizable lmao#also. i really really really didnt wanna draw the fucking suit#and yes thats benrey on the tamagotchi#i think it would be very funny if he could cart them all around in tamagotchis#sorry for long tags
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congrats on baby #2!🥰👍 part 2 to this post bc seb is a smug ass bitch when it comes to getting clora pregnant. and ty @rednite-dork for sending me the original pic ages ago LMFAO... i knew as soon as i saw it that i had to redraw it eventually 👼
#anne 1000% took the picture LMFAO......lewis-induced vomiting#i wanted to have the design of their kids out before drawing this since seb has to be holding their firstborn....widdle chubby ceweste#choccyart#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x oc#sebastian sallow x mc#clora clemons#hogwarts legacy#also ive started on the seb and clora as curse breakers oneshot🥰im still only on the outline and still ironing things out but#im excited to start writing it hehe......protective adult seb does stuff to me....🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️#the premise is them investigating a town that has a bunch of strange occurrences going on that might be bc of a cursed object#AND THATS ALL ILL SAY..............clora living her sherlock life fr#OMG WAIT thats actually a cute idea LMFAO i should legit have clora try to channel sherlock when shes investigating BAHAHA😭😭#if anyone has any ideas/things theyd wanna see abt them as adults on the job lmk send me an ask/anon or reply im open to suggestions#the oneshot is gonna be pretty lighthearted and slice of life so#tho there IS a smut scene at like the very beginning that i wasnt planning on BAHAHA but thats just what happens when u write seb...😮💨
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stray thoughts
#doodle page to remind myself how my style works and how i draw these guys since its been a while#why so much mirabelle you may ask? because i like. her#isat spoilers#isat#isat fanart#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#isat siffrin#isat loop#isat mirabelle#mirasifloop#sifmiraloop#miraloop#mirasif#sifloop#theres like implied isiloops in here but im not tagging it bc its nothing. sorry but im putting isabeau in the crate . bye#lucabyteart#you may ask: do these have like any context?#and the answers are no not really ! and also even the ones that do ! thats your job to think on now. bye !
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#a doodley#i had to make this blue so tumblr would stop hiding it from the dash#anyway no caption this happened 2 hrs ago#im happy abt my surgery but it and other things this year keep beinging conversations like these up#and i cant handle it at all.#everything my dad tells me just makes me feel worse and not bc its anything bad but bc I Feel Bad#like the conversation then continued to him being like no dont cry im just saying i wpuld have wanted to#quit my job decades ago and set aside money so I wouldnt be struggling as much now but that didnt happen#and i just dont want that to happen to you guys :)#so we have to support u so that your life is what u want it to be#and i cried even more bc what do u mean. thats so sad. ur a person and u were a child and baby once and ur gonna die#and you always almost cry when u talk about your mom who passed away decades ago#and your brothers that passed away#recently and im going to be your age and still sobbing bc i miss my dad. just like i have been prematurely crying about since i was 7#the other day my dad asked my mom if i cried a lot when i was a baby/kid and my mom said no and then my dad#said that when i Did cry it was so severe he thought i would ''drown in my own tears''#bc i could never stop. like. thats still true today. ive been crying on and off since then#i think i mentioned he's just been telling me stories about his life lately and it further fuels this. i get so sad. im sorry your life was#like this. i dont want to die i dont want you to die im sad im sorry im sorry#im scared. im never going to see you again. how horrible. how horrible#i cant enjoy my day today bc every day is a day closer and i get sad
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Haley ! Dressed up as Dorothea (post skip) from FE3H!
In case anyone wants to know, the lineart took me as long as Clue (1985) with all three endings. Like. Just in case anyone wanted to know.
#stardew valley#sdv haley#me drawing my girl but dressed up as indigos girl is just amazing good job thank you to who asked for this#i said in chat (since i streamed it) that if i EVER get a microphone the first thing i would do#is stream clue but as usual no video on screen and i will just quote the movie with it as it goes#and someone said lol and then i wrote the dialogue for the next scene and they were like OH#for a while i even had a separate canvas up in my program just to have my handwritten#i am normal about this movie (lies)#so now someone has heard the movie THREE WHOLE TIMES thanks to my streams and hasn't watched it yet#am i talking more about my favorite movie than the art? yeah but thats not shocking#i love you haley stardew valley you are a delight and i think you would enjoy playing dress up#as long as i dont mention its cosplay and just show a pretty dress i think she would be thrilled
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the fact that my friend discovered she was demisexual and aromantic because she met me and i explained what those were is why its so important that aspec identities get talked about in the real world and not just online cause a lot of people just wont ever be in these spaces
#and im not saying its the job of every individual aspec person to inform the public about everything#but if there are groups you are capable of talking about it with or there are ways to sneak it into the mainstream more and more#thats how more people get to stop living miserable lives since they didnt know these identities were possible#cause she was MISERABLE thinking about her past romantic relationships and being in any future ones#and now we have sex and hang out and thats so much more fulfilling for both of us than how we lived before#aromantic#arospec#aspec#asexual#aroace#aroallo#alloaro#queer#acespec
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Aite, this is the ep that finally got me thinking that yeah Peri is a bit in over his head w/ his kid.
#fop#fop spoilers#fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents a new wish#it's understandable from both sides since Dev is a very troubled 10 year old and this is Peri's first job. So its a good conflict#but Peri has GOT to keep a closer eye on Dev fr. Especially when Dev is lashing out at everyone around him#their relationship has been on the rocks the whole time theyve known each other so i get that Peri just kinda reached a limit#and yeah dealing with an angry kid is hard and can get on your nerves but thats the job yknow#the scene at the end where Peri is distracted w/ his fam while Dev storms off got me like DUDE you gotta go with him
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we're doing loot boxes now guys. as an sl creator myself, these scummy ass sl creators coming to sims can really go suck a duck.
#scrolling simsdom and i see a fucking ad for a mystery bundle from off-line#literally a fucking 5$ LOOT BOX#for sims ofc#thats great#then watch them try to bring that gacha shit over here since they can't do that on sl now#and don't even get me started on these fucking “samples”#a shitty#ill-fitted#50k poly sample#good job
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I need Billy to get Clark Kent-ed in a fic and sent to cover a Wayne gala
Billy and Bruce meet, names are exchanged, and Bruce worries if this kid is doing okay and if there’s a father position open. Billy is there for some Wayne-Sivana partnership with Magnificus, asking a lot of well informed questions and acting like a little cherub.
Them bad guys break in, one has a gun to Billy’s head and Billy, in true street kid fashion and with the experience from his last 57 kidnapping attempts; bites the hand over his mouth, throws the guy whose twice his size over himself and twists his arm, and dismantles the gun before Batman swoops in and saves the rest of the day.
Batman checks on him, asking if he’s okay, and Billy drops the good kid act and straight up tells him to piss off because he’s not getting adopted by a furry man-child who lives a state away from his hometown
Any Robin or sidekick that was there just cheers the kid on from the roof top screaming “DODGED THAT BULLET!” after having spent the whole gala trying to keep them apart before Bruce could bust out the adoption papers
#why has no one done this#give the kid his job and have the job out him there#Gothams vigilantes have a new favorite radio host#Damian is just glaring Billy down for the crime of being named Batson in Wayne Manor#Jason’s street kid senses tingle and him and Billy bond over how sucky the rich people food is#Billy fanboys over Dick bc THATS NIGHTWING and you can’t tell me Billy would love the discowing fit#Billy meets Cass. They stand there for a second and bump fists at acquiring a new friend#Billy’s magic blinds Duke and he tells Tim that ‘Something definitely up with that kid’#Tim catches up with Billy since their parents were archeology friends and they met as kids#Duke: So? / Tim: Probably some Egyptian magic curse stuck to him#give me this fic before I write this myself too#///////#shazam#billy batson#dc captain marvel#Batman#bruce wayne#fanfic ideas#captain marvel dc
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Finally a new TF drawing! This took all weekend,,, this is a piece I've wanted to do for a year now, the Build Team from TF:RID (2001) in my style! This series was Wedge's first appearance and the family dynamic these three had in their debut episode was so cute I decided to make them an actual family (人*´∀`)。*゚+
Time to be a nerd about inherited features:
Wedge gets his Headlights, windowshield, head ridges and lift cylinder from Grimlock; his pedes, lower wheels and legs from Hightower; and helm-brim, visor, ear flats and shoulder wheels from Heavy Load! He's a group project :P
Their personalities are pretty much the same: Heavy Load is Wedge's closest mentor (#mothering), Hightower is way too flattering and Grimlock is the backbone of this family unit :3
They're so stupid I hate them I hope they get squashed /affectionately
Friend tags, because it's been a while ┐(‘~`;)┌
@sphnyspinspin @lonely-paracosmos @wildlygay @leostar-12lol @sonicnerd
#he's no longer fatherless#to make them fit the wedge lore they could be ex cons as well; redeemed as construction bots on Cybertron since thats their job in rid2001#either way I changed their designs a little bit I hope they look cool to y'all#tf#transformers#robots in disguise#tf rid2001#tf build team#tf grimlock#tf heavy load#tf hightower#rba wedge#rescue bots academy#tf rba#NOTE: I HAVEN'T WATCHED THE ENTIRETY OF RID2001- I CHECKED THE WIKI MANY TIMES AND THEY DON'T APPEAR TO BE RELATED IN ANY WAY. making sure.
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smth smth about 'the thing that the character did that you thought was rly rly funny in the moment is actually linked to a terrible trauma that lies within said character.' or wahtever.
#jrwi show#jrwi fanart#jrwi riptide#gillion tidestrider#made this within a short span of wahtever bc i gotta go up to the mountains for my stupid gay job tonight n im trying#nnot to frrRREAAAK THE FUCK OUUTTTTTTi dont wanna work but. get that bread we fuckin shall i guess#ONWARDS TO THE FISH TORMENT!! sometimes flowers feel pain when you trim them before their blossoming. atleast i imagine so#i used to draw gillion with loooong hair tied into a big ol braid. and then it was confirmed that he had short hair when he was little.#AT FIRST I WAS SAD. but then i realized the duality of. when they were little. gill had short hair. edyn had long hair.#AND NOW THEYRE OLDER. and gillion has long hair. and edyn has short hair#both mirroring eachother. looking up to eachother. subconsciously or not. they most certainly care. and most certainly miss eachother.#GILLION ALWAYS LOVED HOW LONG HAIR LOOKs. atleast i imagine so. he hasnt cut it since he left the undersea. sure he wanted to go back home#but even at the very start. he knew he was free in some way now. free to grow out his hair. an adventure would await him before he returns.#he knew it would be a while. so he cant let this go. he cant let this sought-after hair-length get cut away from him again#not yet. not yet. i like to think he loved music too. I SAW SOMETHING INTERESTING A BIT AGO#i see alot of ppl commenting on my baby gill comics like;'i wouldFIGHT this teacher i wanna KILL EM i want them DESTROYED#all very good and nice sentiments! i LOVE the energy here! and it would be nice. to have that catharsis#but the story of young tidestrider is not a story of catharsis. it is a story of agony and being so so small and so special and also so dum#and sucking so bad. and just being a kid and doing the things that a little kid does and so many tired tired people reacting badly to it#youre supposed to be the hero that will save us. our world hangs in the balance and you are the one who tips the scales.#YOU are supposed to SAVE US!! you NEED to SAVE US! CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SQUIRMING IN YOUR STUPID CHAIR!!#you'd think that young tidestrider ought to prevail. and be tucked someplace all safe and sound.#elders gone missing and rotting in a jail. their cultists nowhere around. but theres no happy endings. not here not now.#this tale is all sorrows n woes. you may dream that justice n peace win the day. but thats not how this story goes#BIG ideas for this lil baby gillion series. if anything i make ever gets disproven im killing myself in a well as to poison a water supply
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kinda thinking ab aa4 and how apollo probably had his suspicions about trucy and phoenix being daddy and daughter biologically but put his thoughts aside the moment he sees how similar they are behavior-wise that it never really crossed his mind that trucy might be adopted because she is such a Wright
#apollo justice#trucy wright#phoenix wright#i mean i know that apollo prolly wouldnt be too stupid and has his doubts about#phoenix being a dad since he was 16 because of how big trucy is and hes just 33#but like.... come on the both of them are too similar to him hes just like Okay well thats whay happened ig#found family but ur boss that you kinda hate and his daughter who makes it her job to constantly tease u manipulate u into working for them
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messy doodles plus with some picked ramblings with them as i process, learn, and progress. yes only some out of many. i talk far too much. i missed so much too im just too tired to talk abt those aspects rifht now
#library of ruina#lobotomy corporation#lobotomy corp spoilers#technically i talk abt them less of draw them#just incase though#hod#hod lor#yesod#technically both lobcorp and lor uhh i think ill just do one tag for all since theyre sketchy doodles#malkuth#netzach#there was another for fragment of the universe. fragments ego gear talking abt ignoring it and dimissing it and what it attempts to#communicate and speak. netzach commonly speaking in l corp and then adding some parts long the lines of yeah just keep ignoring me or the#sort along with commonly being dismissed as just a 'druggie' or another along those words. late and cant get exact quotes but relatively#that. there is rambles for yesod too but... ahhhhhh i talk far FAR too much. essentally ive talked abt every piece of dialog and keter floo#as well. its ah. it sure is... a floor! oh dear.....#just got to warp train <3 only that for urban legend iirc it was called. got too tired after progessing#when i say more work than needed w hod its to where her instructions on how to suppress and deal w a breaching abno is noted in the safet#teams description to be their job kinda. training is explicitly only noted to get employees adjusted to their new departments and to enforce#slash teach policies and Management procedures. which isnt really suppressions of individual abnos that she was showing in story 5 of her#l corp dialog. that and in abno stories its listed there is already a therapy program that people go do after certain requirments as company#enforced procedure which is when they panic and attack another iirc. which means the COMPULSORY counseling was a whole seprate thing hod#created. thats what i mean by more work than needed. not quite sure what informatiok holds up vut its what i gleaned from l corp
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having a stressful time at work but i think it's very important to point out the other day i was asking a guy for help and he's like aight gotcha and then we go to this freezer room and he, from somewhere beyond a mound of boxes, just goes "you like anime right?"
sir this is the FIRST TIME we have spoken how did you clock that.
(he claims i had the vibes of someone who liked it then i was like oh like the woman in the deli wearing a jujutsu- and before i can finish the series name he says "no not her, she just liked the shirt. she's never watched anime". . . oh. i see. you have already had this debate with her then. okay.)
EDIT UPDATE:
So I got clocked AGAIN as a weeb by a coworker because I saw part of her outfit and was like "oh, Attack on Titan?" and while I then said I've never watched it she said that's fair then "do you know anything about vtubers?" and I just. Are you kidding me. I mean yeah but like. Why is your safe question with me "do you know about vtubers".
WHAT AURA DO I BRING TO A GROCERY STORE TO BE CALLED OUT LIKE THIS?
#moe talks a lot#not art#also im trying to swap from pick up to stocking and specifically dairy stocking#bc they seem to always have the hardest time keeping things stocked#and all of pick up has to stop them from working to ask for things in the back which keeps things from getting stocked#and this one guy made a terrible mistake of telling me#yeah we're like the unwanted ginger stepkids of the grocery store#because my brain immediately went NO IM ADOPTING THE DAIRY DEPARTMENT AS MY BELOVED GINGER KIDS#i told my mom that comment and she immediately laughed and said welp thats your department now#before i could even tell her i mentally adopted them#anyway gotta get to bed soon bc i do actually think i was a bit sick ? im so tired despite napping earlier#and only working a partial shift (five hours instead of eight)#sooooo gotta get rested up for the next three (or more!) days#since ive been cursed with no social life and will always work saturday and sunday#so even though my current schedule ends saturday and the next week schedule will be released At Some Point for sunday onward#i have yet to have a sunday off so i am most likely working sunday again#like the job itself is rough and i dont think the pick up workers like me much but every other department seems v nice and chill#i will continue to write essays in the tags no one can stop me
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