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mrsracooney · 1 year ago
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'Shield Dancer' Poses
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    If you always wanted to make your sims do more fancy stuff with a shield, here you go. Some incredibly fancy poses for your characters to brag with.
   - 13 different poses from before the jump until the cheering afterwards
 You will need: Andrew’s Pose Player My Tower Shield conversion Moriel's bows and arrows from this post
Only the poses are my work, none of the other cc
Download under the cut
TOU: Keep it free. Be fair.
you may: - use, spread and pass on as long as the use stays free from any kind of advertisement and financial gain on your side - of course you don’t have to tag, but be assured that I’d be overjoyed to see you use my work 😁
you may not: - link to the download using advertisement links such as ad*ly - hand out the work in exchange for financial means or support, which includes paysites and simsdom - claim as your own work
Download (always safe and free, direct link without ads)
All CC
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sarcasticratsims · 2 months ago
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"I know how she feels about these things, and I can't imagine how my Dad will react...but I want to see where this goes." Is this a bad idea? Probably. That's never really stopped Roy before though.
|Seasick| | <- Previous : Next ->|
+++ | Beginning : Latest |
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thefemboycc · 7 months ago
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[FEMBOY] - My Injustice Posepack
08 Duo Fight Poses
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Commissioned pose sponsored by one of my patrons, thank you very much, without you this wouldn't be possible 💜
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Don't claim as yours
Don't modify my pose for commercial use (I can do it for you, check my patreon)
Don't upload in any site without permission
Don't convert to any game for commercial use without permission
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>> Public
Commissions are Open for limited time!
If you have any problems with my custom content please message me on any social network and I'll solve it asap. 💜 Thank you
If you like please considere to support my work, it would mean a lot to me and you will help me bring more early access and free cc every day. 💜
More cc soon! Bye 💜 xoxo
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enniewritesathing · 5 months ago
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[wip]
why is he looking like that...?
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lalsim1 · 20 days ago
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Wrestling💪(Indian kushti) Part-þ
Part-1
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ghostwoohoo · 2 years ago
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can someone please tell sims pose makers that we have enough wheelchair poses where someone sits in their lap . we have enough of those and it’s time to make something else i’m literally begging for romantic poses other than “able bodied partner sits in wheelchair user’s lap” did u guys know we can kiss people without them sitting on us?? revolutionary concept. do something else now please :)
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keirosims · 10 months ago
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Some WIPs!!
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wishing4nuclearwinter · 2 years ago
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playing around with a new 3d program so I can make proper models for my characters (and arcade lksjdf) but I refuse to pay money to buy clothing for them so its just
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girl you forgot your pants
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the-bhg-diamond-god · 2 years ago
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Good People s03
Chapitres : 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40
/!\ TW /!\ : violence, sang, arme à feu
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Chapitre suivant
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simder-talia-blog · 1 month ago
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I've shared this before, but it's so cute and useful for Halloween!
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Plant Magic
Just some random poses that I made for myself using @simdertalia 's beanstalk, and am sharing now that the set is is public! These were made with masc and femme frames and should be gender neutral, but as always - there may be clipping depending on the Sim's frame and/or clothing (especially with poses 1-5 as they were a tight fit on the default rigs. Angles are your friend!).
You will need: - Pose Player - Teleport Any Sim or MCCC - Beanstalk from this set by @simdertalia
TOU: please don’t paywall or claim as your own. You may adjust for personal use to avoid clipping etc., but please don’t pass them off as your own work.
DOWNLOAD HERE (SFS)
You can easily browse more of my posepacks in my gallery. If you'd like to support me, that would be very much appreciated but isn't expected! <3
@ts4-poses @alwaysfreecc Thank you ❤️
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moonchiesim · 11 months ago
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sashasspace · 6 months ago
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Love Language mod v1- the intro ♡
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I can’t believe my first ever mod is finally out! I wrote it out in July 2021 hoping the day it could be a mod and the fact it is out now feels so surreal. The five love language mod in the sims! Yes, our sims can now have a love language as a trait. You can buy the trait from the rewards store and it costs 12 points. Once your sim has the trait, you can see it in the simology panel and then your sims will have wants surrounding their trait. I used ALL the packs to create this mod.
What are the wants we will see in game?
Most of the instructions are already in the game on how to complete the wants
Words of affirmation
For words of affirmation, your sim’s charisma skill is an important factor when it comes to their social interactions
Compliment outfit *skill 2 charisma*
Compliment appearance
Brighten day *skill 2 charisma*
Flatter *skill 3 charisma*
Ask about day
Express admiration 
Whisper (any whisper social)
Profess undying love
Pickup line *for couples with high relationship, just have your couple flirt*
Sweet talk *skill 6 charsima*
Flirt
Declare love publicly 
Get to know
Discuss interest
Deep conversation
Tell story (any story social)
Tell dirty joke *skill 4 comedy and also flirty*
Ask a risqué question
Write love email *skill 4 writing/ flirty mood*
Flirty text *could be regular text too*
Heartfelt compliment *happy mood*
Say affirmations
Write affirmations
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Quality time
 Ask about day
Watch movie alone or with someone
Play Console / PC alone or with someone *skill 4 video gaming*
Call someone
Chat on computer
Cook meal alone or with someone (any meals from all packs)
Picnic *spring/summer season*
Prepare drinks (any drinks from all packs)
Travel
Join in cooking
Workout *skill 6 fitness*
Dance together *skill 3 dance*
Pillow fight
Teach to knit *skill 10 knitting*
Play with sparkler *must be summer/fireworks must be on property for the want to appear*
Video call
Watch TV show
Take a bath *any bath*
Play board games *all table games included* 
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Gifts  
Give gift *friendly, mean, funny or romantic*
Give simoleons 
Treat yourself or any animal
Receive gift *open presents from seasons*
Buy something *retail, phone, computer purchase...etc.*
Offer rose *gift rose or flower arrangement in inventory/ buy from the flower stall*
Donate to charity *skill 3 charisma*
Give jewelry gift *gemology table*
Give a collectable as a gift *dig to find something or buy simmi capsule*
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Acts of service 
Call to meal
Be called to a meal
Make drinks for *use bar*
Prepare drinks (any drink from any pack)
Order drinks together / solo
Cheers *toast from seasons/ my wedding stories*
Order food from stall
Clean up
Repair
Give or receive massage *romantic base game social or spa day*
Cook (any meal)
Donate to charity *skill 3 charisma*
Order delivery 
Serve tea/ be served tea *object from my wedding stories*
Hire a service  (any service)
Volunteer *parenthood pack*
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Physical touch
These wants need sims to have a first kiss to appear. For sims created in CAS as married or premades, they have to woohoo first for the want to appear.
Kiss
Kiss lover's cheek / family kiss *all sims are included in this interaction*
Hug / Embrace *all sims are included in this interaction*
Caress cheek
Snuggle your lover
Give / receive Massage 
Look deeply into eyes
Feed a bite
Slow dance / sweetheart dance *My wedding stories/ High school years*
Cozy up by the fire
Woohoo (any location)
Cuddle while watching movie
Make out 
Tickle
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Credits 💕
Thank you Tee (danitysimmer) for helping me and teaching me all about modding. You are so patient with me and so understanding.. I’ll never forget your kindness. I pray you receive so many blessings in life
Jordy, thank you for motivating me to go back and cheering me on when I sent updates
My family and friends who cheered me on when I sent updates
Zerbu’s mod constructor v5 / Lot51 tuning builder
Sims 4 studio / Scumbumbo’s xml injector
Cinnasims for the pose I used / pose player mod
"The Five Love Languages" by Gary Chapman
Twistedmexi better exceptions
My amazing friends who tested this mod out thank you so much!
XML INJECTOR IS REQUIRED!!!!
Optional downloads ♥
UI Cheats Extension v1.41 | Patreon
MiniMod: Re-Roll Wants | Patreon
Video tutorial
CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE MOD Alternate Download
Brazilian Portuguese love language mod
French love language mod
Polish love language mod
Ukrainian love language mod
Spanish love language mod
FAQs ღ
Why is the mod not appearing for me? You don't have XML injector mod 💜
There will be future updates such as moodlets/buffs and love languages for children. If you have any issues, please contact me. I will try my best to figure it out. Tag me if you use the mod, I would love to see it in your game. Thanks for downloading and being patient with me. I wish you a lovely day!
Take care 🌙
🚨 For any modder who wants to translate any of my mods, I don't mind if you upload it on your patreon, or even any other website that monetizes, BUT I do not want you to post it on CurseForge. I would also like if you keep the mods publicly for download no early access.
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rosiesimsie · 8 months ago
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Posepack - Becoming parents for the first time V2
INFANT VERSION !!
oops, I forgot to include the infant version in my last posepack so here it is.
This posepack contains 4 poses.
There can be some clipping depending on your sims' body/clothes.
You'll need :
• pose player & teleporter : here
This posepack is FREE !! :)
TOU :
Don't reupload
Don't re-edit
Don't claim as your own
INSTAGRAM - check out my story!
download - free
"be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about"
@ts4-poses ; @itsjessicaccfinds ; @sssvitlanz
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theserenadeofshadows · 4 months ago
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34. Rotten Fight - Zombie posepack 1 - Sims 4 zombie poses
Download: Simsfileshare [no ads, always free] Patreon [no ads, always free]
About the posepack: A stray zombie could have crossed their path or your Sim could have put on a brave face to take down that lonely one. In whatever scenario your Sim finds themselves, the combat knife became their lifeline against these mosters. Who knows, 🎃they might turn the tide with these Sims 4 zombie poses.
Needs: @quiddity-jones- Slay With Me combat knife set: Tumblr - Combat knife RVS (facing backwards) - Combat knife FWD (facing forward)
Known issue: - The knife might slightly miss the middle of the eye depending on the of the eye placement in the face. I can't do anything about this, as it depends on facial structure > see 🎃TOU, you may adjust the placement yourself.
Terms of use: - Don't change the poses, adjusting to fit the frame/bodytype is allowed. - Don't reupload the poses. - Don't place them behind a paywall. - Don't claim the poses as your own.
Socials/contact: Please let me know if there are any issues (other than the known ones) so I can work on it.
I would love to see your merfolk and Sims with these poses, feel free to tag me on Instagram @TheSerenadeOfShadows  or Tumblr @TheSerenadeOfShadows.
@ts4-poses @alwaysfreecc
[Zombies, couple poses, fighting, kicking, scared, angry, knife accessory]
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28ms28 · 15 days ago
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MY Rating of F1 drivers based on their personality(more sway) and their track presence and racing
1. Charles Leclerc
(Track Menace who is also Pookie Bear) (unintentionally funny) (just an inchident) (canonically listens to sad songs after bad races) (piano man was at some point higher in the iTunes chart than at the actual championship standings) (clueless cringefail loser) (Ice-cream man) (14 year old Max Verstappen's nightmare) (best qualifier on the grid imo) (idk something about someone who is on course for achieving greatness and will not stop until he achieves it no matter the cost, something about so much sacrifices for something he got soo close to achieving something that did not work out in the end something about how he devotes himself to Ferrari like no one else could before him something about how fate chose him to be in that seat something about how he made it look easy something about how it looked like the way was paved for him something red red red idk something about web weaving) (dogdad) (we love Leo) (went to Lewis Hamilton school of naming his dog after his rival) (oh and dreams about community services with said rival) (very strong mental health and even bigger therapy bills) (did i mention he's il predestinato of the tifosi) (biggest Ferrari fan) (only one who knows how to race max verstappen) (he was an ankle biting child see any photos of his childhood as proof) (everybody is maxplaining victim he's a maxplaining enjoyer) (suffers from middle child syndrome) (Seb's Ferrari child) (committed parricide on Sebastian Vettel in 2019 and 2020)
2. Max Verstappen
(pookiest pookie to ever pookie, track lion, big brother, catdad, certified victim ,about to be 4 time world champ, deserves so much more love, so so so incredibly talented, he's just a shy boy your honour ,free my man he did all of it but yeah vibes, because I'm dutch, fifa legend(just online), Danny kvyat has nightmares about him, geography nerd, has zero skills in any other physical sport, is planning to become a sim racer, tu tu tu du max verstappen (fun lore about Max did you know this guy was ranked 21st in the world in ultimate fifa in 2018(or was it 2016?? Doesn't matter) like can you imagine being that insane like bro you are a f1 driver in a top team like pls ??) (community service enjoyer) (certified yapper) (is terrified of fuel stations(jos verstappen when I catch you) ) (#1 lecfosi) (cringefail loser and he knows it) (teammate destroyer) (has read every rule in the rulebook and knows how to break every rule in the rulebook legally ofc all legally) (Seb's redbull child) (on his way to break every single one of Seb's record just to spite the old man)
(And is friends with an old Austrian man somehow)
3. Oscar Piastri
(Pookie bear, Mark Webbers child that has Sebastian Vettel's evil aura (Mark you will never know peace), koala, polite cat, eldest sibling energy, Android lover, Carlos Sainz's nightmare gremlin, loves cricket(cannot play well bless his heart), #1 lestappen shipper(I respect that) is also somehow the eldest of the lestappen children(his granddads are Webbanso) ) ( Him and Fernando have plotted the downfall of alpine) (I have a feeling he hates Zak brown deep down which I agree with) (grill the grid champ(like I said aura of Seb Vettel))
4. George Russell
(British individual(derogatory), king of radio messages (oh crikey), has an evil aura which is probably why he gets along with Nando, makes amazing powerpoints(facts!!), head of the gdpa and he takes it V.E.R.Y seriously probably the admin to the f1 driver group chat, part-time driver part-time strategist, he's a better driver than people give him credit for unpopular opinion but I think he can be a wdc or least a close wdc contender if given the right car I think if he was in lando's car in 2024 he probably would have taken the fight to max idk about winning but he's for sure no easy breeze, f3 and f2 wdc too, very memefiable or wotever the word is) ( T pose)(t.a.l.l.)(one sweaty boi)
5. Carlos Sainz
(Spanish chilli, smooth operator, dog lover, says bye to his racing career after 2024( no wait let me tell you something let me finish let m- *shot*), certified zoning out( Carlos has been called to the stewards), Lewis Hamilton hater prolly, certified Fred vassuer hater, poor guy really he leaves whenever a team is getting good like come on, has had very good teammates and has been friends with them, in 2025 will become the third person in history to have raced for Ferrari, McLaren and Williams, I feel like he lacks a bit of aggressiveness in his racing like he operates smoothly and intelligently sure but yk you should have a bite yk )(whenever he finds this said bite and aggressiveness it's usually against his teammate I'm noticing you Carlos I'm noticing)( loves Lando Norris, golf master but humble about it, Maria Karey, one of the mature drivers on the grid, excellent at all sports, James aeiou has a crush on him, Lana del Ray coded, him and max were torro rosso nepo babies).
6. Lewis Hamilton
(7-time world champion, goat behaviour, was friends with P Diddy, rich cool wine aunt, #blessed, fashionista, Hammertime, Fernando Alonso's nightmare gremlin, don't ever mention 2016 in front of him, is haunted by Nico Rosberg, is neighbours with Nico Rosberg, will avoid Greece for the rest of his life, had a very public divorce, thus vegan, Silverstone 2008 you will always be famous, this Barbie is an f1 driver, still we rise guys, Toto Wolff and David Croft will sacrifice their bloodline for him, certified Micheal Massi hater, certified Bottas lover, we love him and Seb being the activists on the grid, this is getting manipulated man, did not survive Abu Dhabi 2021, did not survive Abu Dhabi 2016, has had caps thrown at him, Left family for Italian mafia, uncle I beg you please get your qualifying form back pls pls, is embarrassed by those toxic #teamlh and you cannot convince me otherwise, has let 2 baddies named Nico slip from him, ISS THAT GLOCK???, Bono my tyres are gone)
7. Lando Norris
(twitch streamer first f1 driver second, McLaren boy, hates papaya rules, has been multi21nd, mental health has been made very public by his own goddamn team, party-boy and DJ, fakes knowing how to play COD and Fortnite, very consistent racing good for him, terrified of first laps and poles, best friends with last laps and fastest laps(let's go Lando), shit at golf and geography but it's okay he makes up for it by being funny, probably misses being Carlos's teammate, but like Carlos lacks a bit of aggressiveness that is required, McLaren PR's nightmare gremlin, opposite of polite cat, has somehow managed to anger every fanbase and his car is the sole reason for the unification of RedBull, Ferrari and Mercedes, has been dealing with the wrath of Australia since 2021, at the end of the day just a curly haired guy ).
8. Fernando Alonso
(Spanish devil , Disney villain ahh character, 2005 and 2006 world champ, is looking for his 33rd win, Michael Schumacher's nightmare gremlin, grumpy old man first f1 driver second, lance lover(rare), Lawrence stroll's sugar baby, fast, prime Alonso I am scared of you, goat behaviour, holds a special grudge against McLaren and Lewis Hamilton(Alonso is sick of his ass), no more radio for the rest of the race, believes in karma, has dated Taylor swift apparently but is in love with Mark Webber( Jenson button is also somewhere in there), is known as El padre and has an el plan(everyone should be afraid), racecraft out of this world, 2005 Suzuka you will always be famous, all de time you have to leave da space, Alonso radio my love, aggressive but good racing the likes of which I have never seen and probably never will, what do mean by "I knew he'd brake earlier because he has 2 kids and a wife at home" like who says that what what??, worse career decisions than Ferrari strategies, bad luck so much bad luck, so chaotic so much chaos, has adopted Oscar and has plotted the downfall of alpine with him, Flavio haunts him, do not bring up Singapore 2008 in front of him especially not if Felipe Massa is present there, has driven the 2014 Ferrari and has not recovered from it, has outlasted Renault in formula one (wild), give Fernando Alonso 5 more points and he would be a 5 time wdc (even more wild), bye bye I'm still the bad guy)
9. Alex Albon
(alabonoo) ( bff with George Russell) ( is bullied by George Russell) (golf wag first f1 driver second) ( James aeiou has a favourite and it's Alex Albon) ( Alex really said I'm Thai first and a colonizer second and good for you Alex) (2020 Alex and 2022 onwards Alex are different people okay?) ( he's a consistent racer much like Lando but he makes mistakes more often, under pressure working is not his forte sorry pals but it had to be said) ( he's a really nice dude tho and really funny as well ) ( dude has a Chipotle member card as one of his essentials and you tell me I'm not supposed to love him come on be reasonable)(he has his own zoo he's a certified pet owner) ( if I had the money for that amount of pets I would do the same Alex I get it ) (also he's a Ferrari fan so you just know bro is always on hopium) (I think he gets put under the radar often but he's great) ( he seems to be a chill dude imo)(we both love lily)
10. Nico Hulkenberg
(German but like in a cool way) ( has been giving dad energy before he was a dad) ( called Hulk but is probably the calmest person on the grid) ( give my man Bruce Banner his podium nah it's not even funny anymore he deserves so much better than that) ( he's won le mans on his first try yk give him the Redbull seat for godsakes) (Nico is so cheeky like I know he's a gen x or something but like I see the genz potential yk) (Audi better have a car good enough for a podium I swear to god if we say bye to him before a podium I'm uhm I'm uh I'm gonna cry).
11. Yuki Tsunoda
(anime boi) (wants a restaurant before he wants a world championship and I respect that Yuki) (has an evil aura) (certified hothead because he's a certified good chef) (has the bitch spirit to be a Redbull driver but is not. because of Horner issues) (Yuki does make the occasional mistakes but like he's far better than the alt no?) (in the words of Yuki "idk man wotever") (too much anger for too small body) (is in love with Pierre Gasly) (is bullied by Pierre Gasly) (everybody loves Yuki even Nando is a fan)(tbf nandos a fan of anyone who has an evil aura) (people are terrified of Yuki radio as they rightfully should be) (Yuki is nightmare gremlin of every race engineer).
12. Pierre Gasly
(French but like from the north of France)(known for being French and Max Verstappen's teammate thus known for being fucked over by Redbull, also known for his revenge win in Monza) ( he's just a great driver like if given the right car he can fight at the top and win he's not on Max and Charles level yet but I feel like around George and better than Lando) ( he's also a good qualifier maybe it has something to do with speaking French who knows but yeah amazing what he can do in that shit alpine) (unfortunately he has a severe case of resting bitch face but he's very nice actually unless you are Esteban then he's not very nice) (yeah he also has the brocedes case of childhood best friends turned enemies but like French and he's very much Lewis in that way which means he would much rather ignore estie bestie than talk about him e.v.e.r while estie brings up his bestie Pierre wherever he can like Nico)( oh and he loves one Japanese boi)(pierreeee gasllyyyyy)
13. Kevin Magnussen
(Kmag the Viking) (my god nobody races like kmag lol) Okay so maybe I put him this high because he's a track terror to everyone but like watcha want me to do? Not acknowledging kmag's great defending is a crime, he is here to cause menace no matter how many penalty points he gains or races he's banned from he's really coming for Ocon's penalty points honour tbh. Shame really that this is his last season... just when things got interesting *sigh* (off the track he's a chill girldad) (hulk and kmag had an enemies-to-lovers story arc and I think that's beautiful)
14. Esteban Ocon
(he's French, he's from Normandy in France which is the north of France so you just know he was a bored child) (he and Pierre were bored babies) (which is probably why he races the way he does lol) (5-second penalty for Ocon) (no but seriously this guy has mad potential but also he's a mad teammate killer and not in a good way) (he has made a way for himself in formula one and he belongs here it's just that maybe if he tried targeting people other than his teammates he would make it much easier for himself) (he's a very cheerful person irl) (big Marvel fan) (gives very early teenage boy vibes) (softie at heart) (cannot for the life of him pronounce squirrel)(oh he also loves lance(rare)) (Estie bestie is on the podium babyyy)
15. Daniel Riccardo
(Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi oi oi ) (damn Daniel) (it's not tears it's athlete sweat ) (I mean I knew it was time to go but still it didn't have to be this way it's okay tho Danny is enjoying retirement and dirt bikes) (yeah the performance was just not there for Danny boi not that we could see it anyway because of vcarbs shit strategy or whatever they call it) (I miss prime Daniel he was such an annoyance to Sebastian)(2014 Daniel took the Australian revenge on Seb for his crimes against Mark Webber) (but yeah Daniel you go out of this sport with lots of love and a fastest lap)(ki ki aye)
16. Valtteri Bottas
(Finnish when he was in Mercedes but is officially Australian since then) ( Bottas more like Bott-ass get what I mean) (I mean that he has a weird obsession with his gluteus maximus) (Valtteri pls I beg you stop this behaviour) (10 time Grand Prix winner Valtteri has nightmares about James aeiou) (Valtteri it's James) (he's pretty chill all he cares about is racing, cyclist girlfriend, and his mullet+moustache(not necessarily in that order)) also here's a sad fact since Valtteri won't be on the grid next year it would be the first time a Finnish racer is not in the grid since 1989 yeah everybody is waiting for Robin Raikkonen now.
17. Sergio Perez
(Checo damn man what happened) (no 2 Redbull driver curse got to checo) (he was doing so good in racing point like Sakhir 2020 my beloved last to first, man what a performance that was) (he is capable of doing such great things but nooo bro gets knocked out in q1 more than he has reached q3) (Redbull killed the dawg in him man) (certain Austrian man haunts his nightmares and no it's not Niki Lauda) (he and Logan are the nightmare gremlins for mechanics)(even when he performs it's usually in no human right countries so he's not really helping the allegations) ( this poor Latina I swear to god) (he can't drive and he's up and about with other women(Taylor swift 1989 reference) aye aye aye(checo go home to your wife and children).
18. Logan Sargeant
(American) (bald eagle noises) (collective groan of William mechanics) (sorry logie bear)(James aeiou shall face the wrath of Jenson button it's ok) (first American to score points in f1 since 1993 that's 30 years so yaaay!!) (American history will be kind to you Logan)(not sure about f1 history tho) (your last gift to us was a sick ass album cover and I respect it) (if only he knew what a kilometre was * sigh*)(bye bye miss American pie).
19. Zhou Guanyu
(China boy) (another alpine escapee) (Zhou I'm sorry but you're not him anymore) (I miss pre-Silverstone 2022 Zhou where has my dawg gone man) (Zhou may not be as good of a racer now but he makes it up by being a fashionista) (tbf to him that Sauber stake monstrosity is not really helpful so) (also he is a catdad and had an emo phase through f3) (He's the first Chinese to ever race in f1 I think he's done his country proud) (He's also a proud Valtteri lover)
Okay so rookies next I did not include them here well because they have had like on avg 4 races soo
1. Oliver bearman
(ollie) (what a wonderful job he has done my god) (p7 in Jeddah on a day's notice wow dude) (he's driving for Haas in 2025 and his teammate is Esteban so that's..great (my condolences!! ifykyk)) also points in Baku after he passed his teammate (tell me you are a lestappen child w/o telling me you're a lestappen child) what I've seen from him I can tell he's very relentless that's good(also he's the most employed unemployed person ever) (also I heard people criticising him by commenting on his current f2 season like babe did u see his rookie f2 season?? that's why he's here not because of this year but last year and he's not doing bad this year it's just the car is shit but yeah he was at one point higher in the f1 standings than in f2 so I get why people are confused lol) (also he's super likeable very Genz very demure very mindful) (Ferrari has grown him in a lab with utmost care so he's very much a PR baby)
(oh yeah also he's in love with Kimi Antonelli) (yeah they are being genz lestappen)
2. Franco Colapinto
(Frankie baby) (Argentinian and very proud) (is very funny) (is also very genz) (sent James aeiou into a crisis by doing a better job than Alex Albon) (scored 4 times the amount of points than his predecessor in his 2nd race) (looks like Senna goes for the gap like Senna( in racing!! in racing!! calm down man)) (he deserves his place in f1 next year my god) (like the racecraft he has shown is very impressive I'm impressed and so is very f1 team even if he does not get the seat next year I doubt people are gonna forget about him believe me he will be in the talks still) (like I said he's not even had a full f2 season when he was called in for Williams and yet the incredible pace he has shown is fantastic) (has all the 30+ aged drivers enthralled with him and I don't blame them I would be too) (also he refers to Ocon as the Frenchman so where do I submit my stan card??) (oh and he has been adopted by Max Verstappen)
3. Liam Lawson
(aka New Zealand's revenge on Australia) (he did a fantastic job in 2023 and has been doing a fantastic job in 2024) (his idol is Lighting McQueen.....so now that everybody knows that he's Genz you can probably understand why he is beefing with Nando and Checo(boomers) (I think he drives aggressively but not as smoothly he is yet to find a balance it looks like but hey it's working out for him no?) (honestly just give either him or Yuki the Redbull seat) (off the track he's quite an expressive person but I don't think we have seen much of his personality he's friendly for sure and I mean he's a cars fan like come on he's a Pixar kid) (idk something about him says yeah I'm Genz but I still go on Facebook) (not that it's bad not saying the vibes are bad just Liam show more personality).
So that's pretty much it let me kno-what ? what do you mean I forgot someone oh lance stroll?? yeah no I didn't forget(I wish) I just have nothing to say really.
PLS READ these rankings are in my opinion and my opinion only please be kind to me this ranking is for humorous and comedic purposes only no hate to anyone!!
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