#simps confirmed

[destinyesque]

[elfieafterdark]

I'M SORRY HOLD THE FUCK UP, HOW DID I MISS THIS IN GTN?!?!

I must emphasize my friends, HARROW DOESN'T DISAGREE WITH HER!!

MEANING THAT HARROW IS ACKNOWLEDGING THAT YES, GIDEON IS FUCKING ATTRACTIVE! SHE ADMITTED IT? WE CAUGHT HER IN 4K!!!

[glassy-eyed-poet]

did we as a fandom just collectively forget how Kaz Brekker swallowed and regurgitated a bomb? I can't tell if I should be surprised or not tbh.

[ecoterrorist-katara]

“It’s gross if Katara marries Zuko since he’s her colonizer” she overthrew the last Fire Lord to put Zuko on the throne. If anything the Fire Nation would be worried that he’s Katara’s puppet

[sexymoonmansslut]

dorlene <333

they’re the loves of my life actually

[melissarthomson]

Gavin and Nines chilling at Gavin’s House (pre- relationship)

Gavin: Maybe I’m getting old, but why would I go to a bar or club??

Nines: you know, to meet people. Maybe find your soulmate… unless your not looking for someone right now

Gavin: first off, I don’t want to go to a noisy club to look for someone. Second, if they were my soulmate then it’s a skill issue that they don’t randomly show up in my home.

Nines:

Nines: it might seem crazy about what I’m about to say-

[anxietycheesecake]

The Paul Simps™ have trascended the defense of homophobic writing not being queerbaiting and are now claiming not even shipbaiting is real. Like, besties, you're either illiterate or being purposefully obtuse at this point, and I don't know which one I find more concerning.

[anerdliveshere]

Odysseus is the biggest simp, let me explain

1: He carved the olive tree where he met his love into a bed for the two of them

2: He built his palace around said bed

3: Man spent 20 years trying to get back to her despite gods, monsters, and temptations

[theindescribable1]

"#My lovely male wife"

WHAT? 🤣

(Did you guys know that Ambrose's limbs are gradient?)

[mewpirate]

Which character is the most visually appealing , or in simple words . "Attractive" ?

Basically what I'm saying is that just confess ur crush about a random puppet.

[the-kingshound]

arthur is so bbg i love him

According to Urban Dictionary:

A term used towards grown fictional men who have the fandom in a loving chokehold.

And

A fictional man who a tumblr user likes a lot. Similar to a blorbo or a poor little meow meow.

I say it fits like a glove

[kraymerman]

Now that the Grand Fest has officially come to an end and the winners announced, I would like to give a few words.

To Team Past: Congratulations big time for your win! You put in the good fight and prevailed despite, quite frankly, overwhelming odds (and out of our two opponents, you were the ones I would've wanted to win, if it wasn't us)! Well well done! 👏👏👏

And to my fellow folks on Team Future: Well done! We faced the same overwhelming odds as Team Past, combined with Past's odds stacked against us, and although we came in a very, very dead last, by Joe we didn't go down without a fight, and the effort alone, the drive to never give up, deserves praise enough. That just makes us underdogs, just like the dear idols that represented us! And unlike the Past or the Present, there is no way of escaping the Future, it'll come whether you like it or not! Be it tomorrow, next week, or next year, we will, eventually, prevail! Because we're the Future, and the Future is the marching passage of Time! Well done, guys! Well done indeed! 👏👏👏

(have the Splatpost I made after the fest ended. it's the exact same one that I had for the fest, but I just added the underdog part)

[welcome-home-confessions]

I feel bad saying Wally is my favorite character because I don’t find him attractive in the slightest I’m just very neurodivergent and aroace and I relate to him, but now everyone thinks I’m some kind of simp :<

[moongothic]

When people treat Mihawk as Perona's "adoptive goth father" when that's literally and canonically Moria

[right-hand-of-the-black-sand]

I was telling my friend, a big Star Wars fan, about how a lot of people compare Mozenrath to Kylo Ren in appearance. Really, that isn't all that they have in common.

They both:

Are obsessed with killing an orphaned and formally low-class hero from a desert area

Have abilities similar to telekinesis

Use crystals in their tools and weaponry (Lightsabers are often powered by specific crystals/stones)

Kill/Have killed their father/mentor figures and inherited a high governmental position afterwards

Speak in a faux-friendly manner most of the time

Are prone to violent and destructive tantrums when things go badly for them

Tend to switch between speaking calmly and yelling/attacking without much provocation

Were betrayed by an individual who previously worked for them

Was guided and then attacked by a dormant entity that promised them power

End up involved in a body-snatching plot

End up dying/close to death due to an overuse of their signature abilities

My friend said that it's concerning how much thought I put into this. He has no idea.

[marvin-needs-love]

1-2 seasons of rebels:

god I want to fucking punch kallus

3-4 seasons of rebels:

god I want to fuck ing punch kallus