#simon templar

[rainbowsuitcase]

How about this - Ice and Maverick are kidnapped. Ice is actually Simon Templar from The Saint and Maverick is actually Ethan Hunt from Mission Impossible. Each of them assumes they're the reason they're in this situation and the other is only there for leverage. Both of them are surprisingly calm about it and immediately agree to not have The Talk until they get out of there (which they do very quickly) (they work surprisingly well together).

They never find out which one of them was the actual target of the kidnapping. They still bicker about it fifty years later.

[kcsplace]

"The first pair will breach the reactor by dropping a laser-guided bomb on an exposed ventilation hatch. This will create an opening for the second pair. That’s miracle number one. The second team will deliver the kill shot… And destroy the target. That’s miracle number two."

Bonus

This was the first thing I thought of when I saw TGM, ngl

Top Gun Silliness

[blueeyeddarkknight]

Val has the best fans 😂❤️

[redbelles]

“We’ve got a handful of false identities used on visas, passports, leases. Nicholas Owen, Louis Guanella, Peter Damian, Charles Borromeo.” “Of course. Thomas More. All names of Catholic saints.”

Val Kilmer as Simon Templar THE SAINT (1997) dir. Phillip Noyce

[prymith]

Saint/Spy AU : Ethan Hunt and Simon Templar

What happens when the IMF's best agent and an international thief become more than friendly?

For all the talented writers in the ao3 tag who've developed such a brilliant crossover (including @adiduck and @oathkeeperoxas who've done amazing work).

[wazowatt-blog]

[galkilmer]

Val Kilmer in The Saint (1997)

I couldn’t find any gifs or pictures of him in this scene so I made my own :)

Bonus :p

[sporthb1]

If I had a nickel for every time val kilmer was in a movie where in the finial climax they need 3 miracles that where counted outloud as "that's miracle 1" ect. I would have two nickels -

[fi3fi3]

Super proud of this photo manip for Chapter 4...

Ethan Hunt/Simon Templar (but it works for icemav too) XD

[askthemoores]

Hey all of y’all, how do y’all react when someone knocks on your bathroom door ?

James: Why am I there twice?? And such a drastic switch too.

Seymour: How does one shit louder??

Brett: Why am I screaming.....

Simon: I'm the most normal here. Why did Gary open the door?

Gary: Who knows....

Brett: Miss Luna most likely.

Me: I was going of vibes okay, I feel like you all would do each of them in that order.

Everyone: ......

Seymour: Kinda accurate.

James: 🤦‍♂️

[rainbowsuitcase]

know your own name (give it up) - 7K

“Now, what the fuck are you doing here?”

“What am I doing here?” Maverick exclaims. “What are you doing here? And what the hell are you wearing?” The hand he throws out high makes it clear he’s not talking about the dress whites.

Or; He has a job to do. Maverick wasn't a part of the plan. Maverick was never a part of any plan, but he has a talent for getting involved anyway.

Icemav

MCU/Top Gun/The Saint Crossover

Identity Issues

@archhis @frozen-seagrass (you showed interest in my original post about this, so I hope you don't mind being tagged but I can delete if you do <3)

[illustratus]

"Shaken Not Stirred"

Roger Moore downs a Martini, 17th July 1968. (Photograph by Peter Ruck)

[itsicecold]

saintspy swallowed me whole and this is the result 🙏🙏

this was mostly an experiment in colouring which ive barely done because it scares me >.< im a pencil doodler at heart. anyway she's not perfect but nevertheless i am unleashing her on the world so i stop overthinking it. full nsfw under the cut :p its not crazy., but just in case you are at work,,

[all-action-all-picture]

Maud Adams and Roger Moore from The Man with the Golden Gun (1975). This still was used in promotional pics for the movie. Is there an in-joke here or is it just a coincidence?

[greenglassmountain]

Saintspy Spooky Season may be over, but this was mostly made during October so I'm counting it anyway. And it's always saintspy season in my heart ❤️ This fic-inspired movie poster is for La Vie En Rose, an outsider POV saintspy fic by @adiduck, @oathkeeperoxas, and hexkeys.

Bart is new to the IMF, but growing to like his mentor Ethan – until a recon mission to Provence, France takes a turn and upends their relationship. Where did all these bad guys come from? How did this town get involved in a smuggling ring? And who is the baker Ethan is so interested in, anyway?

It's flirty, comedic, and our narrator Bart is hilariously long-suffering. Pour one out for this poor agent who's getting a crash course in saintspy shenanigans.

[streetsweepershenanigans]

Val Kilmer IS the female gaze.