#silly snake demon

[metalmiez]

"Gives Me Hot and Cold Fever"

“Crowley?” The angel said, wonderingly, as he was unceremoniously carried like a sack of spuds. His voice was oddly muffled by the demon’s jacket, “Dear me. I don’t believe I’ve ever witnessed you from this angle before.” The demon adjusted his grip, and had just put one snakeskin heel to the stone of the porch, when - When - Aziraphale’s cold hand slid upwards, and gently patted him on the bottom.

I had this scene from "Gives Me Hot and Cold Fever" by the super-talented @hotcrosspigeon in mind for weeks now and finally found the time to draw it in all its glory. I laughed so hard at this. It's just peak comedy for me and I really recommend you reading it.

Thanks HotCrossPigeon for sharing this work, it gives me life <3

Enjoy this closeup of Crowley's silly little face:

[tagerrkix]

Eden was their ✨disney princess era✨

[benevolenterrancy]

@hereticcryptid i'm late responding to this prompt, but have a continuation on baxia and hensheng wanting more cuddles than one would normally expect from a spiritual sword!

[ogmaddoxtamoke]

Everyone knows that Lucifer loves apples, but few know how deep that love goes. I'll give you a hint: VERY.

This'll be the only sticker this week since, you know, Thanksgiving and all that, but I'll be back on my bullsh-- next week. Got a couple pieces in the works that I would love to show you guys when the time arises. Until then, have a happy and safe Thanksgiving!

[hikarry]

Spencer, dear, I'm so sorry, but "I Will Survive" is not a Crowley song. Seriously? Disappointed

Bro-

Do I-

*waves frenetically towards the picture below*

Portraying Crowley as this suave, cool and mysterious guy that breathes rock is such a surface level analysis of this dork. That's what HE wants you to think of him. Gorgeous redhead fellaw with slinky hips and rockstar style, yes, BUT

He had his silly goose phase and his silly goose phase was Disco Tony and everyone in my household is going to respect Disco Tony

Look me in my bloody eyes and tell me this lil queer fella and his buddy Freddie Fucking Mercury didn't go down to the Golden Lion back in old Soho and drink their weights in beer as "I Will Survive" played and they kissed some guys here and there?

("Why the Golden Lion again, sweetheart? Why not that Harpoon Louis place everyone is talking about back in Earls Court Road?"

"Ngk, no reason. Absolutely not because I'm very desperately trying to bump into this very very annoying guy whom's I've only seen from a far since we last talked in the 60's after he gave me something we had had a fight over some years before and now we are kinda weird with each other and I dunnot know what he expects of me, but, fucking Heaven's, why does the bloody angel have to be so bloody complicated anyway? You should have seen the way he looked at me. The bloody idiot sitting in my Bentley saying I "go too fast". Go too fast?! What does that even mean?!"

"Ah. Right. Bookshop darling."

"Ngk. No. More like. Pain in my arse. The idiot. The way he looked at me made me feel like...agh....like I was falling apart. Is it really so hard for him to stop being a posh little shite and talk to me straight? Stop- Don't look at me like that. Pull that bloody eyebrow back down, you noisance. You know exactly what I mean. I just...ngk, it feels so lonely sometimes and-"

"Lonely, you say, darling?"

"Don't. Don't you even, Mr. Big Shot Rock Star. Azi-...The angel and I go back a long long time. I'm just used to have him around, that's all, but he's so...so..."

"Extremely queer and quite dishy? I don't see the problem here, really, Tony dear. Just walk up to the bloke and grab his arse. Worked for me and Jim just fine."

"You got bloody lucky, is what you got. Absolutely high out of your own arse, you bastard. I don't do that."

"Oh, but you do-"

"Ngk. No. Not to him...Bloody Heavens, stop-"

"I didn't say anything."

"I can feel you judging all the way from here, Melina."

"My sincere apologies if my sunglasses cannot hide how much I think you're a bloody cream puff, Anthonia Jennifer Crowley. The man is unmistakably almost as bent as the two of us combined. How much do you want to bet with me, right here, right now, that man is dying to have you turn him into an artiste until he is absolutely knackered?"

"Satan, you're fucking impossible sometimes...It's not that bloody simple, alright? Just. There's so much left unspoken between us still and-"

"God, that's a load of tosh, Anthony. You're arse over tits in love with the bloke and instead of getting a move on and a possibly great shag..."

"...Fred...?"

"Hold up one second, darling. Let me just-"

"Fred-What the-Fred-What-Is that-Where the fuck did you take that notebook from? We are on out way to the pub! What-! Stop bloody writing-!"

BAAM Freddie Mercury writes "One Year Of Love" on his way to the Golden Lion in Soho in the company of his mate Anthony J. Crowley, once again sucking on the man's pinning for the mysterious bookshop bloke he has the hots for.)

Anyway- (Adhd brain. It's 5 am on a saturday. What do you want from me?)

I rest my case

Snake boy absolutely asks Alexa to play that song when he is alone in his flat and he wants to feel a lil nostalgic and let loose

[phoboobs]

the wretched worm

[bloodashre]

HC: In the future, Crowley does things like licking or nibbling or kissing Aziraphale awkwardly, but not necessarily sexually (though it could be, who knows). But it's actually because he's a demon and a snake and he's *trying* to be romantic but doesn't really know how (echoing when he tried to be in the FF). But because Aziraphale loves him so damn much, he's into it anyway. Sometimes it makes him laugh, but Crowley loves making him laugh, so it actually makes him rather happy. And it's all just awkwardly adorable and kind of sweet.

[thephantomdanny]

I finished the small flies and Aziraphale

INEFFABLE HUSBANDS PICTURES LATER THIS WEEK?!?!?!

[xxl4vend3rxx]

HASHIRA : WHO'S YOUR FAVOURITE??

Me and some friends have been bickering about this for a little while now: I love all of them dearly, they are all very well written characters with beautiful designs and amazing casting as well, but I will admit that my personal favourite Pillar is Sanemi -

MANGA READERS GET IT OKAY??

(Okay there's an unhinged yap from here - scroll down if you want to go straight to the poll x)

HOWEVER. I will also admit that he has done some things that are genuinely not okay, and I will not defend him fully for it - like the wee incident with Genya in Season 5 Episode 5 (He literally tried to blind his little brother and that is insane - Boo Sanemi on that one okay.)

But he had a beautiful design, a good reason for what he is doing, a tragic past, and is just so darn silly so yes your honour, I love him

(I personally just find him to be a very relatable character in some senses too - being the oldest sibling, and thus looking out for the younger ones (even if it calls for you to be perceived as cruel), finding it hard to forgive people, the anxiety, the VISIBLE sleep deprivation - just to name a few.

But then there are things the other Hashira have that he doesn't! Like three wives, an INSANELY relatable backstory for teenage girls (Well that was aimed for Mitsuri but I suppose he does kinda have one of those, huh?), siblings!

And that's what's got me so stumped. I love them all but I uh, clearly have a favourite. But I wanna see who has the most fans this far!

(Taking into consideration that some people who vote will not have read the entirety of the manga, so their votes might be a little altered seeing as they wont have seen all there is to these characters just yet x)

OKAY NOW TO THE POLL:

(And feel free to give your reasons for your vote in the comments!! X)

[wanderingmind867]

Doctor Strange punching out a snake man! Certainly a funny visual. You don't expect a book about magic to feature a wizard punching a lizard man, after all. (Marvel Premiere #5):

[gifti3]

The way he took it so seriously lmaoo

[forthedancingandthethriving]

WOW, JUST REALIZED. IT HAS BEEN A LITERAL YEAR SINCE THE FACTORY RESET AU STARTED.

UH!! AND IT'S NINE DAYS PAST THE ONE YEAR MARK. UUUUUUH. SHIT!!!

Wow!! Ok!! Never thought I'd.. ever achieve this, really. I honestly thought that burnout would eventually happen, but it.. never did.

If you told me one year ago that I'd be creating several arcs for this AU, dozens of new original characters with their own individual arcs and all that.. I don't think I'd believe it. I thought back then it was gonna be a one and done thing, but.. it wasn't.

Gonna get just a teeny tiny bit sentimental,,,, don't mind me,,,,

@fandomandangstlover My man. Honestly, when I first started pitching those little ideas to you, I was nervous because it was my first time really giving out ideas like that. So, seeing you not only enjoy them but expand upon them made my day every single time. We may not interact as often anymore, but I still consider you one of my first friends on here, and you do mean a lot to me.

@duckapus AUGH,, WHERE DO I START.. okay, I think you're probably one of the best people out there. The way we bounce ideas off of each other and help the other come up with new ideas always makes me really happy. Your ideas are always so cool and fleshed out, and I love how you come up with interpretations of characters and all that. Always makes me smile.

To everyone else who has ever commented, sent in an ask, or even just reblogged or liked; thank you. It means so much that you've enjoyed the work I and others have put into this AU for a whole year. A whole year, the Factory Reset AU has been going strong, and.. that's absolutely insane to me. And yet, I'm really happy about it.

Soo, yeah! That's the end of me being sentimental, lol. Thanks to everyone for all the support!

[publicuniversalenemy]

these fuckers and their goddamn uglyass CGI snake monsters....

[rateatrock]

Yippieee attaaccck..! *bawls because I stayed up till 4am finishing this and still haven’t gotten attacked*🤭🧚🦎⁉️🐜💋💥🪳🇺🇸🦅

[honeysukel]

Chloenette good omens au

[cassioppenny]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MYSELF!!!!

im 17 now 💥💥💥💥 one more year until i am legally required to make a minors dni joke