#silly silly British people

[mikeru6]

KILL THE PIG!! CUT HER THROAT!! SPILL HER BLOOD!’

[caughtshrimpin]

meme time~

[john-does-whimpering]

every time i see someone who has just started malevolent on my recommended i giggle and giggle because oh brother you have no idea what's coming LMFAOOO

[glass-needles-and-futurisms]

Muse studio albums, 1999-2022

(idea taken from here)

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

tma au where the apocalypse ritual doesn’t work because there’s one (1) typo in the statement document at the very end. Like Jon reads the whole ritual but it fails because the last line says “I opem the door” and so the door opems (not a real word in English) instead of opening and from then on any time Jonah Magnus shows “his” face (not actually his, because he is old and a face-stealing whore) in public everyone points and laughs at him for making a typo in the evil fear apocalypse ritual

[rainparadefromhell]

fuck your little joe x rhys ship i need all the women that joe goldberg hurt to gang up on him and beat him to death in s5. that's what i want <3

[bas1c-lup1ne-ur0logy-66]

neil gaiman writes four kinds of characters.

- broody emo bitch

- shockingly cheery carrier of great depressing burden

-selfish fool

- lesbian

[ethan-acfan]

Funnier alternative to "here we go again." Before desmond passes out.

I raise you. "Oh dear god, please don't tell me I'm BRITISH?" Before passing out.

Cue everyone laughing hysterically (even BILL let's out a small chuckle) while shaun silently seethes in the corner. When he wakes up, everyone is trying to be calm and normal, but they can't stop laughing.

It becomes a running joke in the group shaun hates everyone.

[kindercelery]

[cheesuschrist-iii]

Hello hello id love to see some shepnax in ur style !

Kinda low effort sketch cuz I suddenly had motivation to work on other things.

Also I’ve barely started curse of strahdanya and it slaps pretty hard. But yeah this was my first time drawing these lads.

[mikeru6]

guess who they’re gossiping about

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btw do yall fw my new art style?? idk i kinda like it

[bitchslapblastoids]

fellow non-british fic writers, if your fic is set in the uk (as phanfics often are), do you try to incorporate britishisms into your narration for ~realism~ or does that feel silly/unusual to you?

i don't mean in dialogue when two brits are speaking to one another, bc that feels like an obvious yes. but more like, if you're writing a story in third person, would you as the narrator refer to an apartment as a 'flat' when describing a character's location? underwear as 'pants' when describing clothes-removal?

or like, brits have grammatical tics like their past participle use of verbs i.e. 'he was sat there' instead of 'he was sitting there.' do you deliberately try and lean into that narrative voice and writing style, or stick to your own natural speaking and writing style when narrating?

conversely, fic-readers: do you notice when an author uses phrasing that wouldn't be used by a narrator who is native to the place the story is set?

[breadboysteals]

I love watching British people try American food they're always like "holy shit I've been blind to the world of flavor that exists" and it's just like some ribs

[random-brain-dumps]

POV: You're scrolling through tumblr in 2014 when everyone was obsessed with British pop culture

I have memories of people (especially North Americans) being obsessed with British culture (by British culture I mean English pop culture - nobody cared about the rest of the UK)

I remember seeing pictures of English celebrities and YouTubers, people wanting to move to London, TV shows, BBC, liking the accents, etc.

And of course the Keep Calm and Carry On war posters

There's nothing wrong with liking British culture, of course (I myself like to learn about it and consume the media), but I think it's funny how much people idealized the UK ten years ago and now people are making fun of it all

I feel like people will always idealize a country or culture that isn't their own, like how now people are idealizing Korean pop culture (not hating on Korean culture at all, just an observation)

Anyway, I had this in my head and wanted to share 😃

[v3nnylovesu]

Guys I promise this is a joke but I couldn’t stop myself from doing this 😭

[espressoristretto-patronum]

Modern au Imelda Reyes would definitely wear this tonight

Her Spanish side: VAMOSSSS

Her Scottish side: YEAH F*** ENGLAND