#silly ginger puppy

[michellemisfit]

I appreciate there is a lot going on in 02x02 Summer Loving.

Ian is worrying that his lack of geometry skill will mean he won’t get into West Point

Frank shares his wisdom that it’s not worth trying to better yourself, instead you should just move on and focus on something you’re good at.

Mickey is criticising Ian for the lack of leadership skill demonstrated in failing to get Frank to pay for his purchases.

Fandom is - understandably - preoccupied with Liking what I like don’t make me a bitch.

But just for a moment… can we focus on Ian’s complete and utter failure to retain information for longer than 45 seconds?

Linda asks for a cheese sandwich, cheddar without mustard.

Lip interrupts and asks for Ian and Mickey’s help loading some cases of pop.

When Ian returns to the front desk this is what he brings with him…

This complete and utter lack of attention to detail may be more of a problem in the army… 😆

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Okay, editing this to give Ian a break, because it seems that Linda asks for ‘cheddar with hot mustard’, so good on him for getting that right. However my way is funnier! haha

[emelinstriker]

{Twice As Bad AU} Wukong & Macaque ♤ Even Little Things

Art drawn by me.

My little take on @semisolidmind's TAB AU due to peeps asking me to cover that as an X Reader ever since that one doodle I once did for it.

As usual, tweaked some things a bit in the AU just for the sake of the plot- And also cuz I haven't really kept track of all the canon things in the AU, so I'm mostly just using the basic premise of the AU and added/removed some things for the story twist, humor and all that. So please don't take it as canon y'all-

Also, I speedran this within three days to post it earlier than planned, so... Happy birthday, Semi! Have 4k words of ya bois as birthday gift, I guess. :D

TW: Descriptions of death and gore

[TL;DR] Monke have 'yummy' berry if customer have coin.

♤ ~ Emotional Mix ~ ♤

It started out as a regular day at the market for you.

You owned a little stall where you would sell berries you and your little monkey friends collected. You kept on insisting that you wanted to collect them on your own, but the two ginger-furred and dark-furred monkeys just wouldn't leave you alone. Though, their kindness and willingness to help you did prove useful in the end. You managed to garner a lot of berries by the end of the day. How they managed to get them all? You would never know. You didn't exactly question it much either due to how many you were able to sell. Sales were pretty good today as well... And as per usual, your two little monkeys were practically guarding you and your stall, which you found really adorable. They looked like two innocent and fluffy puppies looking out for their beloved owner. And their cuteness did definitely contribute to your berry selling success.

Though, while they were pretty quiet and polite towards your customers that were just there to buy berries, there were some they truly didn't like to have around you at all... More specifically, those who showed even the slightest bit of romantic interest towards you.

Especially that farmer boy.

God, they really hated that guy for some reason.

Even if they just saw him walk across the street, far away from where you actually were, they would already start letting out aggressive sounds of pure hatred. Meanwhile you would just awkwardly wave at the poor guy. Though, besides the few customers that had interest in you, your monkeys were pretty well-behaved when you were around. You found it adorable how they would even help fill up tiny bags with berries like little helpers. And if they weren't doing that, they would either sit or lie around on your stall or cling onto you while you worked. They especially loved body contact with you, so they mostly clung onto you. All they wanted in return for their help was your affection, oddly enough. No snack either, just affection. You only had to give them little kisses or cuddle them a bit and they were already melting in your arms. Another cute thing they would do whenever you were selling berries was to give you gifts...

Well, it certainly sounds cute in theory.

However, their gifts ranged from not only some simple shiny rocks and flowers, but also to literal little animals and insects... Which were usually alive whenever they were the dark-furred monkey's gift, but were most definitely always dead in the ginger-furred monkey's case. Of course, you would still praise them as to not upset them... And while they were highly aware of your discomfort whenever they brought in animals and insects, they just ignored it. Then again, you never thought much of it since in your eyes, they were just monkeys. Just two simple, silly, little monkeys. Why would they respect your discomforts when they couldn't even talk?

Well, despite your little monkeys not being able to talk to you, they did seem to understand you. Which felt really nice, considering most in the village either didn't trust you or enjoy talking to you... So their company was very endearing and appreciated.

Especially in certain moments...

"What do you mean you're out of berries?" A tough-looking man asked, definitely pissed off. So you tried to stay calm and defuse the situation as best as you could.

"Sorry, sir... But all berries are already sold out. The last batch was sold a few minutes ago. B-But you could come back tomorrow and-" "I don't have the fucking time to come back tomorrow! I need those berries now!" He rudely cut you off.

"I, uh, understand, sir, but-" "I know you still have berries in stock! I can see a bunch in the basket over there!" He cut you off again, yelling in your face as he pointed towards the basket behind you. You grimaced a little in discomfort.

"Sir, those are berries I'll deliver after work to a woman who already paid for them-" "Then give her that money back or some shit, will ya?! Just give me those damn berries instead already!" The man looked like he would jump behind the stall's counter any moment now to launch himself at you, when you suddenly heard very familiar growling coming from behind the man... He turned around, only to see two small monkeys glaring furiously at him.

The man scoffed. "The fuck are those doing here? Are those your pets or some shit?" You gave your monkeys worried glances, not wanting them to get involved and get hurt. This man looked tough and would have no problem getting rid of two little monkeys...

But your monkeys were different.

Instead of backing down, they slowly approached the man aggressively on all fours. Their tails were dangerously swaying behind them as they snarled at him... While they could tolerate the presence of customers in most cases, this was one of the few cases where they really were just out to murder. All they needed was an opening...

Wukong then seemingly stopped snarling for a moment as he whispered something extremely quietly, to which Macaque nodded. While Macaque continued to aggressively approach the man, his brother gave the man one last glare before running up to you instead, launching himself at you. Startled, you stumbled back a bit as he jumps at you. And with seemingly extreme strength, he managed to knock you down to the ground behind your stall. Your stall obscured your vision of the man and your other monkey. You groaned a bit in pain before you looked at the ginger-furred monkey, who just smiled at you with a love-struck gaze. He didn't attack you or anything, his tail just swayed happily as he nuzzled you. You, of course, were confused by his sudden mood change. "Why did you tackle me-"

Then, you heard a scream from the man for just a split second before the other monkey's snarling suddenly stopped. Everything was silent. Suspicious and confused, you held the ginger-furred monkey against your chest while he continued to happily nuzzle into you. You then stood back up and looked towards the front of your stall... The man was gone. But the dark-furred monkey was still there, sitting contently like a good boy where the man once was. His tail happily swayed behind him as well as if nothing ever happened just now...

The man's decomposing body was found hanging from a tree by his own guts in the forest a few days later. According to those who found his corpse, his body was completely mangled. His face was seemingly ripped or mauled off, displaying his skull with his eyes missing. His rib cage seemed to have been crushed and his abdomen was torn wide open. Part of his organs were missing, and a single bloody peach was found buried inside the body. His tongue was ripped off and literally stuffed down his throat, as if it were there to tell him to forever keep quiet... Not to mention all his broken bones that were not just simply snapped, but crushed into pieces. The entire scene was extremely horrifying for those that saw his remains. Some sort of brutal demon must've killed him. Yet the reasons were unknown as to why this man would be murdered in such a gruesome way... What did the man think in his last moments? Was he immediately dead or was he tortured alive? The people of the village seemed to mentally point their fingers in your direction, however. Especially due to how you were one of the last people they saw him with.

That was just one of the strange happenings surrounding you and your monkey companions.

Something else the villagers noticed was the other rather recent murder cases looked similar, though less brutal. Whoever, or whatever, killed the other people also killed this man. But the other victims usually only had their abdomens be ripped open and their organs ripped out, for whatever reason... Though, they all were found with a single bloody peach inside them.

And of course, villagers kept you in mind as a major suspect. Which was sort of understandable since all those people were people who basically told you to get lost and fuck off, telling you that you don't belong in their community. The more people suspected you to be at least involve in the serial murders, the less people would stop by your berry stall. Which in turn made you feel sad and confused... Did you do something wrong?

Your two little monkeys noticed your guilt and self-doubt creeping in, and they didn't like seeing you beat yourself like this over whatever those other humans thought of you.

Thus, they decided now was the time to make themselves known and 'save' you from this unworthy village.

And what better way than to go out with a bang?

So, they decided to help 'sell' some berry bags personally and directly. They packed them up themselves again and snuck into peoples' houses, taking some of their coins and leaving a bag of berries everywhere they went. The two of them were extremely helpful. They came back to you with coins everytime, so you assumed they managed to sell their little bags to happy customers. All would be fine again soon...

...At least, that's what you had hoped.

News spread fast in the village.

A death was reported in the east.

Another further north.

Few more in the west.

The southern area seemed to have multiple dead people already...

People were dropping dead like flies everywhere within the span of just a single day...

The entire panic rising within the village only seemed to enhance your uneasiness as well. You were mostly outside around your stall after all... What if this so called serial killer found you? Or perhaps there was a deadly virus going around and you shouldn't even be outside in the first place...

You held your monkeys close in worry as you feared for their and your own safety, standing behind your stall once more. While you were feeling uneasy, your monkey companions only seemed all too happy and content with no care in the world as you let them nuzzle into you with cute little chirps. Sighing, you looked at all the berries you still haven't managed to sell. Feeling a little hungry, you decided to eat a few of the berries you had. After taking one of the berry bags the monkeys had packed, you grabbed a few of the berries and were about to eat them.

Suddenly, the ginger-furred one stopped you by quickly switching from clinging onto your chest to clinging onto the arm that was holding the berries, stretching his body from your arm up to your hand to clasp his own little hands around it, keeping you from eating the berry. He looked at you with seemingly slightly concerned eyes, shaking his head as he let out quiet noises, which sounded like he was begging you not to eat them. It was strange how strong this little monkey actually was... His tiny hands were preventing you from even opening your hand. The dark-furred monkey also seemed to join in on stopping you from consuming those berries as he nuzzles into your neck, wrapping his tail around the arm that's holding the bag. The sight must've looked funny to others if they were passing by, to be honest.

Confused, you decide to just listen to the monkeys and not eat the berries... Maybe they were just upset that you'd wanna unpack and eat the berries they had so nicely packed for customers earlier. Which would make sense.

Another day had passed and...

Where was everyone?

You set up your bags at your stall and were patiently waiting for someone, anyone, to even just walk past. However, everything was silent for a few hours. Dead silent for a village that had a bunch of gossip going around. Not even your monkey companions were following you this morning, oddly enough. This only added to your fear since those little guys were like your comfort pets.

Another hour passed and finally some sound was heard in the distance. Were those... screams?

Now more on edge than ever, you decided that maybe you should sit this day out on trying to sell... You didn't exactly want to lose your life to some massacre or virus after all. A bit panicked by the scream, you quickly tried to pack up the little berry bags into a basket. But as you were starting to pack up, you could hear a male voice fake coughing to grab your attention. Startled by the sudden noise after all the dead silence, you almost dropped one bag before you turned to face the person in front of your stall... Or, uh... Monkey...?

This dark-furred monkey seemed familiar... Maybe he was related to one of your little monkey friends?

He smirked at you as he leaned against the stall, his tail swaying slowly behind him. "Hey there, sugarplum. Did I arrive a bit too late? My brother and I heard you sell delicious berries here."

You waved your hand dismissively, nervous as you never had a monkey, or rather a demon in this case, being a customer. The nickname was also making you a little nervous, but maybe he was just one of those people who give everyone they see nicknames. "Oh- No, no- You're not late- I just... Didn't think I would get any customers today..."

He leaned in a bit closer to you. "Oh? Why's that? Aren't your berries said to be the best in this village though?"

"Uh, well... Yes, but usually some customers would've already bought some at this time in the day... But you'd be my first customer today." You admitted sheepishly. He only seemed to grin... You didn't know he could hear your anxious heartbeat. He knew you didn't exactly feel safe. But you were still trying to be calm and polite towards even a dangerous-looking demon him. Which he found cute. That's when his ear twitched as he heard something you couldn't hear, making his grin turn into a more... seductive one.

"I'm actually not here to buy any of those bags you're offering. I am interested in one specific berry from your stall, however."

You blinked at him in confusion. "...What berry? They're all pretty much the same?"

"Not all of them." He responded. The simian chuckled as he looked at you with intent. "There's one berry my brother and I have been keeping a close eye on for quite a while now, and we want to claim that berry for ourselves... It simply sticks out. Just like a delicious peach amongst a bunch of mediocre berries. My brother's words, not mine. But I do have to agree with him on this one." He then leaned in a little closer to you, still giving you this sort of seductive grin. "And as an honorable and kind merchant, surely you would love to fulfill a customer's simple request... Right?"

His deep voice made him sound so smooth, but his words and the way he said them also just sounded... Off... This was not a regular exchange for food, that much you could tell. But before you could reply, you heard another voice coming from behind you. "Well, well, well... How's business? Did I miss anything, Macaque?" You turned around in shock, noticing a ginger-furred simian behind you. Some sort of red and gold staff is held loosely on his shoulder as he smirked. Though, the thing that set you off the most were the clear blood spots on his fur, his clothes, and especially on one side of his staff...

"Nah, you didn't miss a thing. I was just mentioning what we wanted to 'buy'." Macaque responded with a shrug as he leaned back a bit, though still resting with his arms on the stall's counter.

They could clearly tell you were scared. And of course, as your beloved monkeys, they wanted to make you feel as comfortable around them as possible. So, maybe a little bit of an introduction would make things easier. The ginger-furred monkey raised his free hand with a little wave, smiling kindly as if he didn't just murder humans a few minutes ago. "Hey, peaches! My name is Sun Wukong. Legendary Monkey King and Great Sage Equal To Heaven! Also strongest demon you'll ever see as well as the most sexy monkey in existence- Aaaanyway, this is my sworn brother, and second-in-command, the Six-Eared Macaque." He said to break the ice, gesturing towards the dark-furred monkey as well.

"Just call me Macaque. And him Wukong." Macaque added with a bit of a shrugging hand motion. Then he moves his hand just enough to point towards his brother with a taunting, shit-eating grin. "It's much easier than Six-Eared Macaque and whatever the fuck long ass title Wukong decided to give himself." He grins smugly, to which Wukong huffs in a rather arrogant way.

"Well, excuse me for having achieved more in life than you." Wukong retorted.

"Great Sage Equal To Heaven was not an achievement if you practically begged for it."

"But Warlord was."

"You didn't even name that title in your introduction though??"

"I didn't wanna make them feel more anxious than they already are, okay??"

"And since when are you the most sexy monkey in existence?? That's bullshit and you know it."

"Hey! That title may be a tiny bit opinion-based, but it is an accurate description of me."

"Could you stop letting your ego go to your head for like five minutes? I'm still the brains in this duo. And the brain doesn't need the muscle's ego surrounding it."

"...Okay, now this is getting fucking personal, you goddamn hypocrite-"

To be honest, you weren't exactly scared at this moment anymore, just confused and uncomfortable due to them arguing and practically being so close to just claw at each other's throats over petty titles. Macaque rolled his eyes at Wukong before turning back to you, trying to get back on topic to avoid Wukong getting pissed at him over nothing again. "So about that 'peach amongst berries' talk-" Suddenly, Wukong quickly wrapped an arm around you, pulling you against his blood-stained armor with a grin. His annoyed mood immediately flipped like a switch to a more love-struck one again.

"Oh? Did our peaches agree? Was my pick-up line enough to convince them~? Did you tell them about the real us yet?" He hummed. You grimaced a bit in discomfort at him suddenly touching you so casually. Especially because you could tell he reeked of death... Was... Was he the one who killed those people...? The more you thought about it, the more connections clicked in your mind... The peach references, the way people described the latest murder of the man who yelled at you, the fact that for some reason it's all connected to literal demon monkeys...

Your heartbeat rose up, making Macaque smirk. "Well, not verbally... But I think they're starting to understand what's happening on their own. What a smart human we've picked!"

"Y-You- Wh- Wait what-" You stammered out in shock, definitely now more scared than ever before. Wukong quickly picked you up into his arms after making his staff seemingly disappear into thin air. His strength was no joke either as he clearly didn't struggle at all in holding you. His tail was happily moving behind him in excitement.

"C'mon, Macaque. We got what we came here for." Wukong stated as he walked a bit further away from your stall. You attempted to escape by trying to move out of his grip, but despite barely even gripping onto you, you were simply just flailing around a bit, clearly unable to escape your cage that were his arms. He simply ignored your attempt at an escape as he smiled contently, giving you a very familiar love-struck look...

That reminded you of your little monkey companions. Your heartbeat spiked and Macaque took notice. He raised an eyebrow at you in confusion because your heartbeat didn't change much since you started flailing in Wukong's arms. "Is something wrong, (Y/N)?"

You stopped in shock, looking at the dark-furred monkey with wide eyes. "W-Wh... H-How do you know my name?"

Ah. Right, right. You didn't know yet.

Macaque chuckled as he cupped your cheek with you still in his brother's arms. "Well, you see... We sorta picked up your name during the weeks, or I guess months at this point, when we were helping you around the village. You know, packing up berries and all that... We even made sure the latest batches had the freshest type of toxin for the best quality!" He grinned maliciously as he crossed his arms. Your mouth hung agape in shock as some tears gathered in your eyes...

"You... Y-You were those two monkeys...?" You asked quietly in disbelief... All those deaths... If they put those toxic berries in the bags you were paid for... Didn't that automatically make you a form of accomplice in their schemes? And you got paid for basically allowing them to kill all these people. You started to sob, "...Oh my god... No, no, no... This- T-This can't be- I-I would never h-help... kill- I-I d-didn't mean t-to-"

Wukong then leaned his head down a bit to kiss your forehead with a faint blush and a soft smile. "Shhh... It's fine, peaches. Don't cry. You can just put all the blame on us if that helps." He said quietly, trying to sound comforting. The warlord clearly didn't care about all the dead people, he only cared about wanting to see you smile. He summoned some form of cloud and hopped onto it with you still trapped in his arms. Then he gave his second-in-command a malicious grin. "Macaque, I'll take them home. Sweep through the village one last time. If anyone is still alive, you know what to do."

Macaque returned his own malicious grin as he bowed a little. And with his bow, a shadow-like portal opened up beneath him, swallowing him into the ground. Meanwhile, you could only helplessly watch as Wukong made his cloud fly high up into the skies at pretty high speeds. If you managed to escape his grasp now, you would just be dead. Looking back towards your village, you could see bodies lying outside, most had no blood as they probably died to the berries, but some were clearly attacked earlier by Wukong... You also witnessed houses collapsing within giant flames...

Even the sky above the village itself seemed to look doomed from afar...

You could even still see another human begging for help before being tortured by Macaque's shadows...

You were just silently crying as Wukong took you away to Flower Fruit Mountain, which would soon become your new home. Whether you would like it or not. You were theirs now. And it all simply started with some small berries...

If only you had known that even the littlest of things could snowball you down to hell.

[ Masterlist ]

[fanfictiongirlie]

Marvel: Kitten

Parings: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Description: You and Bucky decide to get a kitten together.

Rating: General Audiences - It's fluff y'all!

Words: 1,163

Completed One Shot

You were buzzing with excitement, one of your hands was in Bucky's metal hand whilst your free arm was wrapped around that same metal arm, near bouncing as the two of you walked down the street. 

"You gotta calm it, baby" Bucky's voice is laced with amusement as he speaks to you, he lowers his head slightly, his breath tickling your ear as he spoke. 

"I can't" You whisper, the excitement evident in your step. 

"You'd think you'd never owned a kitten before, doll" He says quietly, he raises his flesh hand to adjust his baseball cap slightly as he speaks to you. 

"I haven't!" You squeal, a small bounce in your step as you near your destination. A small shop on the corner of the street you had been walking on. Just before you opened the door, you did a little excited tippy toe dance, still holding onto Bucky's arm. 

The shop itself was small and cute, painted baby blue, which added to the adorableness. Even through the window you could see a variety of animals; puppies, kittens, a few smaller animals in different enclosures. 

"Ready, doll?" He asks, a small smile on his lips as he looks down at you. It was moments like this when Bucky decided he was really in love with you, he knew all the time that he loved you, but the moments like this, where you were beyond happy, acting silly and adorable, that's when he really, really loved you. 

"I'm ready" You whisper, stepping forward, you enter the shop and it wasn't too busy, which made you happy, you knew Bucky didn't like crowded places. With wide eyes you look over the various animals, but the kittens were the reason you came. 

You slowly walked over to them, a small part of you thinking you may combust when you actually saw the little sweethearts. 

Finally you reached the little enclosure, it was on the floor, surrounded by a small fencing which looked like the kittens couldn't climb out. There was a handful of them in there, meowing and playing, it was enough to bring tears to your eyes. 

One, two, three, four, five kittens all together! All different colours, there was one that was bright ginger and fluffy, one that was white and fluffy, one short haired tortoiseshell, one short haired tabby and finally the smallest of the group, a fully black cat playing with a toy mouse. 

"Oh Bucks! Look at them!" You squealed in a whisper, your hands came to your cheeks, holding onto your own face as you looked at the kittens. 

"What one do you want, doll? How about the orange one?" Bucky asks, he steps right behind you, both his hands moving to stroke both your arms. You felt little goosebumps rise at his touch. You shake your head at his suggestion, you though which little guy you wanted. 

"That one" You say quietly pointing to the little black kitten. 

"Alright, you wait here, I'll get a staff member" Bucky whispers in your ear, though you hardly notice your eyes trained on the little black kitten. They were so small, completely black with beautiful golden eyes, and if you squint your eyes you could see the tiniest faint of a lighter black pattern along its back going down to it's tail. 

Moments later Bucky was back with a member of staff, she smiled at you, and brought you to her desk so you could start filling out all the paperwork for the kitten. It took around ten minutes, and finally after buying a cat carrier from them - it was the last thing you needed, everything had been brought and was back at yours and Bucky's flat - the staff member allowed you to scoop up the little kitten, and as your hands touched it, the kitten started purring, your heart swelled and you know it was a match made in heaven. 

Once the kitten was in the carrier Bucky carried it, and you both left the store, your little kitten meows a little as you walked, and each time you leant down and spoke to it. Giving it kind words, despite it obviously not knowing English, but you felt it still calmed the kitten down. 

"Whatcha' gonna name him?" Bucky asked, the staff member had let you know that the little guy was a boy kitten, so you had been thinking of boy names ever since. 

"I have a few names in mind, I wanna get him home first" You say excitedly. 

After the short walk to your flat, you rush inside and place the cat carrier on the floor in the middle of your living room. Both you and Bucky sit back on the couch, allowing time for the kitten to come out by itself. You had placed two little bowls near the doorway connecting to the kitchen full of water and kitten food, and toys were everywhere. Bucky had yet to build the cat tree, but you didn't think the kitten would mind yet. 

Eventually the little kitten poked his head out of the cat carrier, his golden eyes looked up at you and then he backed away a little, hiding in the shadows of the cat carrier. 

"Shadow, come out kitten" You whisper, your eyes trained on the spot he had appeared from. 

"Shadow?" Bucky questions, you look from the cat carrier to him and nod, a wide grin on your lips. 

"Yeah, Shadow, cause he's fully black, and look, he's hiding in the shadows!" You answer gleefully. 

"I like it, doll. Shadow Barnes" Bucky responds, his metal hand presses gently to your lower back as he leans forward to press a short kiss to you temple. 

After waiting for a little longer, Shadow finally came out of his cat carrier, very cautiously. By this point you had slid onto the floor, crossing your legs and leaning against Bucky's legs. 

"Hi sweet baby" You whispered holding your hand out. Shadow looked around the room, taking in his new surroundings and then he looked at you, he looked up at you with his wide little eyes and took a step closer to you. 

Once he was close enough you reached one finger out and stroked his little furry nose, he flinched back slightly, but then came back for more. And within minutes Shadow was lying on his back showing his belly to you whilst you stroked him. 

"Oh Bucks, I love him, look at him!" You say quietly, tears building in your eyes. 

"I know baby, I'm looking" Bucky responds fondly. 

"I love him, oh, I love you. Look at us, a family of three now!" You giggled softly as you booped Shadow's little nose. 

"Yeah, we are, doll. And I love you too" Bucky says with a little chuckle. 

And that's how you spend your evening, sat on the floor with a little kitten whilst Bucky watched fondly at the new addition to your little family. 

Author's Note: So I wrote this cause I was feeling a little meh, writer's block, all that fun. Fun fact, I have a cat called Shadow, and this is also how he got his name.

(I do not consent my works to be posted anywhere else, by anyone other than myself.)

[jackiepackiee]

𝒞𝒽𝓊𝓊𝓎𝒶 𝓍 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓇 𝓌/ 𝑔𝓊𝒶𝓇𝒹 𝒹𝑜𝑔

𝒲𝒶𝓇𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 - 𝓃𝑜𝓅𝑒

𝒯𝓎𝓅𝑒 - 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝒹𝒸𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓃𝓈

When you two started dating, he didn’t ever ask to go over your place

He never wanted to push your boundaries

Never wanted to make things seem like he was demanding or moving too fast

So, when you invited him over as a simple city date, he was over the moon.

He knew you had a dog, and he’d seen pictures

The dog is huge, a ball of fur that was always giving kisses

Cute ones of you and the doggy cuddled up in bed

Silly ones of the dog jumping into the bath with you

But he hadn’t expected him to be different from the pictures

He expected a sweet, big ball of fluff

So when it was Bark Bark! He was startled

The dog stood infront of you, teeth showing to Chuuya

He was stuck still in the door frame

Still as a doll

If he knew anything, he knew dogs

Every telltale sign of behavior

And that dog was willing to maul someone for you

He wasn’t afraid, in fact he was happy you had a second protector

He loved you being safe, and your dog added an extra layer of protection

Of course, you wrangled the dog in

“No! Be good, this is Chuuya. Remember?”

And he calmed down, so Chuuya pet him after an experiment of licks and nudges

By god, did your dog start to love Chuuya

After a few minutes, your dog was pouncing on the ginger

A little family

Chuuya will call himself “dad” to the dog

You need help bathing such a large dog?

Expect a soaking wet Chuuya, but all for a clean dog

Thinks the dog is a puppy, even if it’s HUGE

Treats, toys, steak, sweaters

He spoils you and the dog, and still is rich?

Matching suit, you in a dress/suit, and the doggy in a little bow tie

Will bring the dog to work

Has a little playpen for it

Overall, loves the dog

[venusandsaturnsrings]

oh venus i love your puppy/foxtaru so much :(( i'm really addicted to it and i need more

think about how pathetic he is when he wants to breed you with his puppies but you refuse him just because you love to tease him and see him so needy and begging <3 he so wants you to have his puppies, he cries and clings to you, wanting to fill you with his cum to the full :(( but you're so cruel to him, you lock him in a kennel and don't let him out until he calms down.

he cries and whines, scrapes the kennel with his claws, he feels so bad. he wants to put his cock in your cunt as soon as possible, and watch with love how it's filled with his puppies. <3 he's so cute

and when you finally let him put his fat cock in your pussy, ah he's in heaven. his soft ears press against his ginger head when he fucks you, ruining your wet cunt. he looks at his cum with such pride when it flows out of your cunt and tells you that he will be the best father for your puppies. and you'll be the best mother <3

i never wanted kids but when i think about it with childe i'm such a fucking whore for him with this damn breeding kink :(((

love you and your writing sm <3

WEHH PUPPYTARU!! :( i am down astronomically bad for him!! he’s so so cute and just wants to put some pups in you!! silly pup just wants to breed!!

puppytaru that just can’t help himself. he tries so hard to be so very good all the time but… when his cock gets hard and leaky he just has to fuck something!! rubs himself on chairs, you, and even the floor if he has to, anything to make his cock stop being so painfully hard. puppy needs to get off and, even more so, needs to breed!! his balls are so tight and full for you so why not let him slip his fat cock in? he’ll even beg if you ask!! but whiny pups don’t get what they want. whiny pups have to go in the kennel until they calm down enough to ask nicely. puppytaru hates it when you usher him in because he knows he’s been bad and he really doesn’t mean to misbehave!! but his cock just needs you so please don’t make him wait too long…

he’s drooling and rutting against the pillows of his kennel when you finally come back to check on him. clothes abandoned elsewhere, his naked cock is leaking all over as he pants with eyes focused on where your cunt rests beneath only the panties you’re wearing. when you get close to let him out his face is already smushed to the grate in hopes of shoving his nose into your pussy. he’s so cute when he gets needy!! give him the go ahead to breed you and he’ll be on you in seconds, tearing off what remains of your clothes in favour of fucking you so earnestly. with fluffy hair and ears pressed into your neck, he’s thanking you through his low grunts as he bends you to the perfect position to take his spend. puppytaru may seem all sweet and sugarcoated but he’s still the same protective dog you deal with everyday so don’t expect him to be gentle!! he’ll bite and scratch until his knot pops inside of you, thick seed filling up your womb. his loads are no joke, he has a lot, so when it leaks out from where his knot rests against your cunt he’s leaning back to grin dumbly and scoop it up with his fingers. anything that spills out if going in your mouth!! he can’t stand to see it wasted :((

when his knot goes down he’ll be nuzzling your tummy and brainstorming names for the litter of pups you’ll be having!!

EHEHEH THANK U FOR LIKING PUPTARU!! he’s so soggy wet and knows nothing but protect mate and breed :3 like all tarus, he’s slinging MEAT and wants to keep you stuffed full!! puppytaru has not only my heart but clearly many other hearts as well. he’s just the cutest!! love u anon thank u for this!! ^u^ <3

[cherrysurf]

hello!! can we give ginger bread cookies to our boy, bokuto? i will gift him small ornaments he must have missed for the tree! lets set up the christmas tree~!

Ice skating 101 !

hi!! hope you enjoy!!

As the christmas season starts bokuto decided to ask you to go ice skating with him. He's been asking you on a lot of 1 on 1 “hangouts” you get the suspicion that he might like you. Well that’s what you’ve hoped for since you’ve been crushing on him for a while now, he’s been talking about ice skating with you for a week now, due to his schedule dying down he thought it was the perfect opportunity to spend quality time together. Although you’ve never gone ice skating before you wanted to give it a chance since you didn’t want to tell bokuto no, you couldn’t not when he pulls out his infamous puppy eyes he knew they were your weakness even akaashi said how silly it was how you always gave into everything bokuto said. Yet he was quite literally the same when it came to you, if you needed lunch during one of your study sessions he’d use his break to run and take you lunch before heading back to the gym, maybe his coach has made him run a few extra laps for him being late on days you said you could really use a coffee in the morning but he never told you. He loved doing things like that for you, just as much as you loved doing anything he asked you to so here you both are on the ice rink you actually quite terrified and shaking in your boots, as you seen bokuto gliding with easy and grace on the ice for someone as big as him, you’re brows furrow at the sight you try to go towards him yet you almost fall and fail but as if on cue he swiftly picks you up “so you’ve never ice skated before?” he says, you shake your head no. “don’t worry i’ll teach you, i’m an amazing teacher ask hinata” he says boasting you giggle softly at the white and slivered haired man’s confidence he takes your hands into his and slowly yet gently guides you around the rink, you were wobbly at first but his strength kept you up right. Slowly but surely you got the hang of it, now you were both gilding on the ice side by side still holding hands, it was nice you glance over at bokuto only for his eyes to meet yours and you to be flashed with a bright smile that always seemed to make you melt the amount of an effect this man had on you was terrible. after skating some more you both decided to walk to a nearby hot chocolate stand and sit on the bench close to it, “how did you like skating?” he asks “it was super fun i loved the experience i’m glad you were the one to teach me bo” you look at him smiling “no problem i enjoyed it too hopefully we can do it again sometime” he says looking back at you “yeah id love that” you agree, he looks down at his shoes almost nervous as if he wanted to say something “so uh i wanted to say i like you yn” he blurts out closing his eyes scared to see your reaction, you giggle at his expressions “you’re joking with me right now” you say still laughing “no im not im serious” he says opening his eyes finally to see a smile on your face “i like you too bokuto for awhile now actually” you say looking at him he immediately bursts into a smile as his heart skips a beat “omg i was scared for a sec” he says laughing “i'm sorry to scare you i just thought it was funny” you say “no worries im really happy right now, so about our first date ice skating again?” he says “uhmm about something different and then ice skating” you say “okay yeah i’ll plan” he says standing up and taking your hand as you both walk back to his car. Bokuto will be talking akaashi’s ear off as soon as he drops you off.

[theshypinkflower]

IM ALIVE RETAIL BIT MY ASS SOBS anyway.... what if.... tpof cast with pets.... my bbg derek would probably have nontraditional pets lol but i also could see him with a smug bastard man cat

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🧨Derek:

-honestly it could be a lot of things cause, duh, he’s rich

-I imagine he’s gone through a lot of pets. Traditional and non traditional. Sal actually really loves dogs, so needless to say Derek has had his fair share of poodles and Doberman.

-Buuuuuuut there’s also been times where they’ve had animals that definitely shouldn’t be pets. Like a baby panther! I feel Derek really liked the baby panther but they had to get rid of it cause it was starting to get out of its cutesy phase (also they can’t really take care of a wild animal…)

-Derek’s gothic sister somehow got a raccoon in the house and kept for three days until Sal found out and made her out it back outside

-They probably have an aquarium but there’s just no connection with the fishies in said aquarium. They don’t have names. They get fed and get their tank cleaned and that’s about it.

-Pets are less companion and more novelty or accessory to Derek.

-Sal’s dogs always purebred. He enters them in competitions and they know how to do lots of tricks.

🍩Celia:

-MAJOR cat lady vibes. A girl as sleek and elegant as her deserves a pet that gives off the same vibe! She wants one of those fluffy white cats that look cute with little bows or a little ginger short hair.

-Harold of course HAS to have a pet allergy so…no cats for Celia. It pisses her off so much that she can’t get a cat because of her husband.

-Harold doesn’t even have a severe pet allergy, but he up plays it because he hates cats. He thinks they’re assholes. They’re cute but he doesn’t want someone pushing his coffee mug off the table. Plus he’d be having sneezing fits whenever he got home.

🐻Mason:

-Dog man. He needs an animal who can keep up with him! Plus it does get a bit lonely in the mountains. Solitude is nice but even a hermit needs some companionship.

-He’d go for hunting dogs. It’d make his chases a lot more fun, keeping you on your toes from not only a man with a crossbow but also a dog. He’d specifically train them to attack his victims, biting at your calf or anywhere really. Plus dogs make gathering food a bit easier.

-He’d want a Chesapeake bay retriever. He def goes for dogs with thicker fur since he lives up in the mountains. He’s a big dog guy! It’s that thing where pets look like their owners and that’s double true with Mason.

🦊Fox:

-Silly! You’re already his pet!

-He can dress you up to be whatever animal he wants! And the best part is you can talk! At least for now. Not to mention teaching you tricks is so easy! Lay. Good pet! Roll over! Gooooood! Carve your insides out. Go on. Do it.

-It’s so much easier having you for a pet, no? Besides he treats you well! Toys, a warm bed. (And frankly he’s not above putting down puppy pads for you. I know it’s gross but…he would.)

[ochrearia]

RBG ART PROMPTS LIST

All of these are things I'm pulling from my Poly Propaganda fanfic series because there are an alarming amount of drawable parts, either super vague or super specific lets get it.

(THIS POST WILL BE UPDATED WITH EACH NEW PART THAT COMES OUT BY THE WAY)

Part One:

BF smacking his dumbass leg straight into a metal pole while he daydreams about smooching GF and Pico

BF confined to the bed with an ice pack on said pole-smashed leg like a doofus

Part Two:

3. Pico relenting to GF holding his head in her hands, pushing his cheeks into the touch

4. Yourself shaking BF by the shoulders (THINK, MARK) telling him to snap out of his stupid fears

5. Pico and GF littering BF's cheeks with kisses after the scare

Part Three:

6. "I'm going to kiss the shit out of you if you keep this up." "Maybe that's what I want, hitman."

7. Little spoon BF big spoon Pico

Part Four:

8. Pico flaunting his new chromatics with a smug ass look and a mic

9. BF and GF with flushed faces because Pico's voice is hot

10. Pico laughing his ass off because he's got simps for his voice

Part Five:

11. Pico and BF fighting over the TV remote like toddlers

12. BF being an asshole abusing the fact Pico is ticklish

13. GF happy and indulging in the laughter of her boys

14. Any one of the three laughing w/ the provided synesthesia-induced colors

Part Six:

15. Pico gently holding a """"sleeping"""" GF in his lap while he talks out loud about how he's grown to love her

Part Seven:

16. BF and Pico riled up and pissed about some prick insulting GF

17. GF using her demon wings and purr to cuddle and placate them both

18. Flustered Pico because BF and GF always gang up to tease him

Part Eight:

19. BF being held by Pico and GF while he rides out a bad day

Part Nine:

20. All of the kisses in this part honestly there's a handful

21. Goofy smile and happy Pico because he's got silly butterflies in his stomach while he gets kissies

Part Ten:

22. 3 tired idiots in their sleepwear trying to unpack boxes

23. Trio piled together on a blanket-less bed, BF and Pico using GF's arms as pillows

Part Eleven:

24. FRIDAY NIGHT PAMPERIN'

25. "You can't go from frat boy to horrendously homosexual in two seconds!" "Waaa waaa it’s called bisexuality you ginger homophobe, pick a struggle goddamn."

26. GF and Pico taking the wildest double takes after BF admits to loving hearing them laugh

27. Pico whacking the shit out of BF with a pillow for the prior comment

Part Twelve:

28. BF and GF holding onto Pico for dear life while a thunderstorm goes off outside

Part Thirteen:

29. Absolute menace BF abusing the fact Pico and GF get all hot bothered and weak to his neck kisses

30. GF and Pico turning the tables immediately in revenge flustering the fuck out of BF

Part Fourteen:

31. BF's dream sequence

32. Yourself helping BF calm down + hug + Silly Billy music box lullaby

33. GF telling Yourself she's proud of him (accidentally sets him on an immediate spiral to a breakdown)

Part Fifteen:

34. Literally any of the three struggling with being touch-starved. Pick one or all

Part Sixteen:

35. Pico having a mental crisis over possibly being in love with both BF and GF

36. GF and BF comforting Pico after his outburst-breakdown

37. "Wanna be in a poly relationship with us?" "I'm scared about being in a relationship again but yes, yes I want to so badly"

Part Seventeen:

38. CUDDLE SANDWICH.

39. Pico hugging BF and/or GF like it's his last second alive

40. BF and GF joke fighting over who'd get to keep Pico in their pocket

Part Eighteen:

41. BF and GF dancing all silly in golden hour light

42. "My heart. My home. Together you are both, two people together as one. Where my love lies."

43. BF kissing the breath out of Pico

44. Stupid lovesick idiot snuggle pile

Part Nineteen:

45. Pretty tooth gap smile Pico

46. BF menace-ry

47. Puppy dog eyes GF

Part Twenty:

48. GF with her demonic features out being a hot girlboss

49. Dumbfounded BF having the hots for GF lmfao. Pico "Close your mouth BF fuck's sake"

50. Literally any part of the flirting. Jesus christ.

Part Twenty-One:

51. Koala-bear cuddly Pico

52. BF and GF reminiscing, also trying to get their stupid ginger to SLEEP DAMMIT

Part Twenty-Two:

53. Cherryblast kisses

54. BF dumbass smoking cigarettes and being distracted by random trinkets

55. BF MELTING TO UNDER-JAW KISSES

Part Twenty-Three:

56. Yourself/Silly Billy sticking halfway out the mirror talking to BF

57. BF absolutely yapping about being in love like a FREAK

58. Pico and GF in an absolute trance because Boyfriend.XML yaps. Literal heart eyes

Part Twenty-Four:

59. GF in BF's shirt

60. BF in Pico's sweater

61. Pico being an absolute sucker for both of them

Part Twenty-Five:

62. Pico and Nene about to kill the shit out of each other

63. "I DO NOT HAVE A LOVERBOY VOICE" -Pico, lying,

64. Darnell and Nene just being amused as fuck over how lap-dog core their friend has become

65. But in the same vein D and N are secretly really happy for Pico so it works out

Part Twenty-Six:

66. Pico losing it over the realization his two special someones trust him with their lives

67. Demon weighted blanket GF for Pico

68. BF spouting "I love you" over and over to the sleeping Pico in his arms

Part Twenty-Seven:

69. Pico calling BFGF freaks and attacking them /silly

70. BFGF with knowing looks watching Pico lean into their hands without thinking about it

Part Twenty-Eight:

71. Hypothetically, RGB existing as space debris for the rest of their lives, because they'd rather be together than alone

72. BF singing without his auto-tune microphone and absolutely enamoring GF and Pico

73. Pico kissing the knuckles of BF's hand because he would be a hand kisser.

Part Twenty-Nine:

74. Pico drowning in his own guilt and fear of being controlling over BF and GF

75. Yourself and Pico staring each other down like the stubborn shits they are

76. BF and GF terrified while Pico breaks down in their arms because seeing him upset makes them upset too

Part Thirty (M FOR SEXUAL CONTENT):

77. I mean it's just 1.8k words of body worship as of last update. Just any part of it tbh. Pico gets fucked up by GF and BF LMAOOOO

Part Thirty-One:

78. Pico completely asleep and being GF's personal teddy bear

79. GF using her magic to remove her offending musical emotions out of her head and glaring at them in the air

80. Pico having a heart attack over the form of how GF sees him, holding it to his chest and being so fucking in love

81. Pico also exploding into a blush because BF and GF kiss his musical self

Part Thirty-Two:

82. BF cuddled up against Pico's sweater nuzzling his nose in it

83. GF and Pico sad/angry that the world taught BF his birthday wasn't important

Part Thirty-Three:

84. Pico just horrendously collapsed on the couch because he can no longer move bitch is TIRED

85. BF CARRYING PCIO BRIDAL STYLE WHILE HE YELLS ABOUT NOT NEEDING TO BE CARRIED (he does)

86. Shy Pico soaking in the hot bath when BF and GF beg him to let them take care of him

87. All three of them in bed, Pico's nose pushed into BF's thigh while GF rubs his bare back in comfort

88. Pico squeezing the life out of an M-Raptor plushie

89. Freckle kisses...

Part Thirty-Four:

90. GF "I want to hold", BF "I want to be held", Pico "Both"

91. Pico losing the war against being sappy

92. GF in the kitchen with her scented candle hoard

Part Thirty-Five:

93. Pico singing to a "sleeping" BF

94. BF and GF arguing like an old married couple over who gets to be serenaded by Pico while he just sits there dying of embarrassment

95. Pico giving in and singing to both of them

Part Thirty-Six:

96. BF and GF flirting with each other calling each other pretty

97. A dozing Pico, comforted by his partners being flirty and loving behind him

98. Pico getting 3 seconds of victory by making BF blush calling him a pretty boy

99. GF giving Pico chin scritches that he enjoys far too much

100. BF getting Pico back, calling him a pretty boy and making him red in the face instead

Part Thirty-Seven:

101. Koala-Bear Pico with GF while she sleeps and he cuddles her for comfort

102. BF with Pico in his arms, petting comforting patterns into his back and singing the song "i5 pt. 2" to him with his real voice

103. Hypothetical post-fic trio cuddle pile where they're all tangled up in each other

Part Thirty-Eight:

104. Full demon mode GF with the black and red monarch butterfly patterned wings

105. Demon GF's lavender skin glowing with magic as she leaks the song of her emotions out into the air

106. Hurt/Comfort on the balcony, GF crying while clinging to BF and Pico

107. RGB back in bed cuddling with GF in the middle this time, for once

Part Thirty-Nine:

108. I mean. It's literally just about PicoBF and PicoGF makeouts... Staring directly into the camera like it's the office

109. But also BF calling Pico a "Needy Little Thing" on purpose

Part Forty:

110. More YS and BF shenanigans

111. BF bouncing around like an excited puppy about his poem

112. Pico not being able to Handle Poetry Written About Him

113. Storm of Demon Kissies for the boys!!!

[doodle-pops]

‧₊˚. Can You Kiss Me More | Kissing the Elves‧₊˚.

Headcanons: Amrod, Amras, Turgon, Angrod, Aegnor, Gil Galad

༉‧₊˚. Amrod — like you were made of glass.

His arms would encircle your waist while the other rested on the upper portion of your back between your shoulder blades. Lips a few inches away from yours, you could feel his breath ghosting your cheeks and causing your lashes to flutter. Your lips were moist from all the anticipation you were building in your nervousness when he stood before you with determination. Eyes darting from your lips to your eyes, he hesitated at first, testing the waters to ensure you were on board with his actions. Once he saw the gleam of eagerness in your eyes, he tenderly leaned in and planted his slightly rough lips against yours.

The first kiss was fleeting before he planted another, this time, with more vigour. His arms pressed you against his chest while yours gripped his for balance. Amrod kissed you with fiery passion, though, it did not burn. It was warm and welcoming, beckoning you for more. Your lips danced with one another as you tasted the cherry-flavoured wine on his lips and grew eager for more. There was something about him that was addicting, but Amrod was patient enough to pull away with a gentle peck. “Why don’t we continue this inside?” he breathlessly whispered.

༉‧₊˚. Amras — like a cheeky lover on a summer day.

You couldn’t help but giggle as Amras's hands roamed your sides, tickling as they travelled up and down to draw all the laughter he could. Knees planted on either side of your waist as he partially sat on your legs, he hovered with his face near yours, marvelling at the beauty you were. Suddenly, there was a fleeting touch of something wet against your cheek and a grinning Amras gleaming above you. One kiss was never enough for the mischievous ginger, and you didn’t need to be told twice that he was making his rounds for another. This time, you met his halfway when his lips came down to collide with your cheek, with your lips.

Expecting him to be stunted, Amras used the opportunity to strike with his endless puppy-like kisses by grabbing your face. The more you laughed, the more playfully aggressive Amras grew with his kisses, covering every ounce of your skin with his lips. They felt like the sun kissing your skin repeatedly. The pleasures of the summer wind dancing across your skin and caressing you with utmost love and affection were endless and euphoric. Amras blessed you with his sweet kisses from your forehead to your lips. “I expect to receive my share after I’m finished here!”

༉‧₊˚. Turgon — with all his undying passion he’s suppressed.

Feeling your back pressed against the soft picnic blanket, a pair of soft pillows collided with yours, filling you to the brim with passion. You could feel the tension in his movements; he’s been dying to have alone time so he could express his affections. This was the first time he ever took a step towards displaying affection in public—couldn’t call it public when you were miles away from the city. His lips moved against yours with the burning desire to make you feel his love, even his hands that cupped your face held you with might. The soft moan and sigh that escaped his mouth as the kiss progressed told you he was pleased.

Tilting your head upwards to deepen the kiss, your hands trailed to cup his face to meet you at the required angle. The action caused your lips to part and eyes to open, allowing you to witness his mirth. A smile played on his lips, swollen and plump from all the passion he was drunk on delivering. He appeared carefree like the silly young prince who fumbled with his words when he first confessed and bumped heads at your kiss. To see how he had matured and felt comfortable kissing you vigorously was a dream come through. Lifting your head to close the gap, you placed a small peck on his lips and nose before you both giggled. “I can never get tired of kissing you.”

༉‧₊˚. Angrod — kisses you with desperation and hunger.

Standing at the entrance of your home, Angrod stood chest to chest with one hand around your waist and the other cupping the nap of your neck. The evening was peaceful as the sun setting in the background set the ambience while you and Angrod shared your first kiss. The air was filled with passion and desire, the desperation to finally kiss you after waiting for months. Your lips were finally locked with his, and he wasn’t wasting the opportunity to make it everlasting. Whatever space was left between you was closed when he pressed you into his chest to deepen the kiss.

Your lips moved in sync, breaking apart only to gasp for air before returning to make progress. For a moment, you felt like he was devouring your lips with small bites and nibbles. He took control and led the kiss. Occasionally, you would knock your teeth and bump your nose against each other; the action provided humour among the seriousness. Soft chuckles erupted and urged you to pull apart with reddened and plumped lips, and bliss in your eyes. The hands that held you lifted to caress your cheeks. “I can’t wait to kiss you all over again.”

༉‧₊˚. Aegnor — like it’s a fairytale and a dream come true.

You felt like there were butterflies flapping in your stomach and taking you to the heavens, soaring high above the clouds and among the stars. Your stomach was performing cartwheels and tumbles the moment Aegnor’s lips meshed with yours and his hands cradled your face. He treated you as though you were made from the finest gems in all of Arda. The way his lip moulded against yours appeared like a perfect sculpture chiselled out of marble. They were soft and pillowy the more they moved against yours, only breaking apart to kiss at a new angle because one kiss wasn’t enough. The more he kissed, the more you felt yourself being transported.

The little hitches in your breath, when he nibbled on your lips before planting a kiss, felt playful. It was a sign that he was ready to break the kiss and litter your entire face in abundant affection. He always doted on you as if you were a lost treasure, most precious and rare, deserving of all the love he held in his heart. A kiss to your nose, followed by one to your forehead, he took the opportunity to bring you into a sudden dip and ended the last one on your lips. There was an air of charm and innocence as the moment became tranquil—just staring into each other’s eyes and basking in all the unspoken words he wished to say. “Perfect.”

༉‧₊˚. Gil Galad — with an air of playfulness and youth.

For the entire day, no matter how much you complained about it, your loving husband found it best to annoy you with treaties of kisses for everything you were doing. Whether you had made a correct statement at court or won an argument against a court official, he would lean down a litter kisses on your face. You could be walking by and decide to greet him, he’ll pull you in for a kiss or perhaps, adjusting the collar of his robes, he’ll distract you. It didn’t matter what you were doing, kisses were your payment for all you had done for him. A way of your King saying, ‘I love you’ and ‘thank you’.

He has you sandwiched between him and the mattress, hands pinning you to the bed, and lips scattering hundreds of kisses. Your neck, collarbones, upper chest and face weren’t free from the slaughter he chose to brutally attack with. It was all because you decided to take care of him with lunch—he tended to blow things out of proportion—he desired to return the favour. Loving the giggles and ignoring your pleas to let you go, Gil Galad continued to deliver his mountain of love, knowing that you secretly enjoyed every minute. “Stop squirming around my love and let me shower you with my affections!”

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[spyderlondon]

Could you write some Gangle x Pomni? :v Fluff or Angst works for me, possibly even both for the anxiety ridden sillies :3. Canon has screwed them over content wise lmao, THEY STILL HAVEN'T INTERACTED </3

A/N: This is another where I see them as just sisters so it's going to be platonic ship- I hope ya don't mind! Still gonna be cute! Also, I'm gonna borrow @thescarletnargacuga's Raceway AU for this~

Ignore the bits of showtime, if you're not into it, it's the main ship in Raceway

Sisterly Bond

Gangle's kart went high up after accelerating up a big ramp in the circus track, everything had been going decently for her in the race- she even made it to third place! Until this jump. The wind whipped around her too quickly and a few of her ribbons flew against her mask, making it hard to see. That's fine, that's happened before, she can fix th-

SPLAT

Ink from a pen suddenly hit her in the face, making the ribbons become harder to remove as they became stuck, "No, no, no!" She tried her hardest to wipe everything off of her mask before she started falling but she was knocked down faster after another kart ended going on top of hers probably as a way to help them get extra height for another trick. She couldn't control her kart any longer and she ended up falling straight into the net below the course. She could hear someone yelling an apology to her from track but she was far too dizzy to notice.

She barely even noticed another kart hit the net a few feet behind her. It wasn't until a soft cloth was used to clean off the ink and a gentle hand removed the ribbons blocking her eyes that she saw Pomni standing in front of her with concern in her eyes, "Hey... You alright?" She questioned in a worried tone, "You hit the net pretty hard..." She handed the dizzy girl a small water bottle.

"Uhhh..." Gangle tried to answer but ended up moving her mask outside her kart and vomiting.

The racer with the red and blue track cringed while looking away when she her Caine pop over to her, "My dear, why'd you get off the track?" He questioned while tilting his head. She gestured towards the ribbon covered racer who was now just holding her mask outside her kart weakly, "...oh. Oh, Gangle..." He furrowed his brows in his own concern.

"Is there any way you can remove her from the rest of the race, Caine?" Pomni asked quietly as she moved to rub the younger girl's back to help ease her queasiness a little, "And if I could go along so she's not alone?" She requested, giving her boyfriend some hardcore puppy dog eyes that she knew he couldn't resist.

The AI frowned a bit, trying to look away from her and those adorable puppy dog eyes, "My love... you know that I can't-" He groaned loudly in defeat when she made her expression even more cute, "ARGH! Fine! Just stop giving me that look! It's going to be hard for me to announce!"

The jester-coded racer giggled as she strolled over and gave the pair of denture a kiss where his cheek would be which made him flush and close his teeth together before quickly snapping so both Pomni and Gangle would be back in the garage with their karts and the younger girl getting cleaned up.

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Gangle almost tripped over her own ribbons before she was caught by Pomni, "Woah there... Let's get you to your room, huh?" She hummed lightly.

The jester waited until the younger girl was a bit more balanced before gently helping her walk towards the hallway that held all the doors to the bedrooms, "Bubble?" She called out while they walked.

"Yessss~?" The Bubble chef popped in front of the girls with his usual sharp grin.

"Could you put some ginger tea in Gangle's room for her?" She asked softly as she felt the young girl fall asleep against her. She made a mental note to make sure to let Zooble know how their girlfriend was feeling after they returned from the race.

"Can do!" Bubble popped away to prepare everything.

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Pomni was humming a light tune to herself as she sat next to Gangle's bed while reading a book she found in the girl's room. She glanced up when she noticed her stir and placed the book on her lap.

"Where...?" The girl mumbled as she looked around, still a bit dizzy and had a small upset stomach but overall was feeling better than before. She paused as she smelled the tea on her nightstand- she took the teacup gently and sipped it quietly.

"Hey, you feeling better?" The jester next to her bed asked, trying not to startle to anxious girl into spilling her tea but had her hand ready to catch the cup, just in case.

Gangle was startled by the sudden voice but was somehow able to keep her composure as she looked over at Pomni's kind but concerned face, "O-Oh, it's just you, Pomni..." She sighed as she calmed down, sipping more of her tea, "Y-Yea... some..." She answered the question as the jester's hand moved back to her own lap, "Thank you for helping me... " She looked down at her tea with a sad look, "S-Sorry for making you get disqualified because of me..." She sighed sadly.

The older girl smiled warmly at her, "You're like a little sister to me, Gangle, I'm always happy to help you. No matter the cost." She responded.

The warm, caring tone that came from the older girl made the younger feel much more at ease. She felt like a burden earlier but Pomni made her feel cared for- like she had some sort of family...

[urapunk]

I WAS ABOUT TO ASK FOR HEADCANONS OF TED THEN I SAW YOUR NEW POST SO. BATS EYELASHES???

bats eyelashes right back at you

TED THOMPSON HCS!

my beloved boy

(More lovey stuff, and some more normal)

Loves to pick on you. Does that silly little trick where he puts his hand on your forehead to hold you back, or picks you up by your vest like you're a cat and its the scruff of your neck. Sometimes he'll lift you with one arm around the small of your back with no other supports, and he manages it somehow.

If you go to his dorm expect him to be SEVERELY underdressed. He'd be in bed with an undershirt and shorts, or a hoodie and thin sweatpants. He's a pajama guy, thats just he.

Loves ginger ale. It's disgusting how much he drinks it. His stomach is always hurting or achey and so he always has some in a minifridge. Secretly likes the taste.

He lays ontop of you and doesnt think about it. He's like those massive dogs who theink they're still puppy little lapdogs. He is THE golden retriever.

Always sleeping. He's just a sleepy little feller, a silly little guy who loves his blankets more than his ego sometimes. Has fluffy blankets like a princess, but he's pretty much an entire man.

Surprisingly smart actually. He's in Mr. Galloways honors class, which id unusual since its only preps and nerds in there and he's the only jock other than dan.

Gifts. Gift giver, but likes to recieve gifts more. No matter what it is, tiny trinkets, big trinkets, you could give him a chewed pencil and he'd still like it.

<3

[sergeifyodorov]

who is your favorite player on every team?

omg this is sucha good ask anon... under the cut for my little explanations

bruins: pasta... nails PAINTED front teeth CHIPPED glasses ON. i hate him every time he actually plays the leafs because he's so goddamn good but separated from that i enjoy his silly ass immensely

panthers: society has moved past the need for anyone to enjoy any florida panthers (bobrovsky)

leafs: im an austonhead through and through... generational goalscorer and queeny what can't he do

lightning: stamkos for symbolism reasons. bonus nikita kucherov because he's one of those larionov-type really analytical players and i love that

red wings: moritz

canadiens: juraj slafkovsky because he is just SO giant puppy and he is absolutely hilarious

sabres: dahlin for psychosexual reasons

sens: CLAUDE GIROUX!!! GINGER FRANCO ONTARIEN DILF OF ALL TIME!!!!!! NECK GUARD!!!! BISEXUAL SUBTEXT!!!!!! CLAUD!

rangers: artemi panarin (only child of divorce)

hurricanes: seth jarvis (one of very few nhlers i feel like i could have a normal human dumbass conversation with)

islanders: mat barzal (diva)

flyers: travis konecny (sexy)

devils: nico hischier (sexy)

penguins: evgeni malkin (diva)

capitals: alex ovechkin (sexy)

blue jackets: patrik laine (because there's something SOOOOO compelling about being a draft bust and also the fact that he is just kind of a weirdly blonde freak white walker lookin dude who wears interesting outfits)

jets: nik ehlers. points for being a) danish (nobody's DANISH in this league) and b) that one time sch*fele hurt that hab and ehlers protected him when everyone got into that scrum going for schiefele

avalanche: alex georgiev for punching tda

dallas stars: where do i START with the stars... robo i think

preds: JUUSE SAROS MY LEEDL GUYYYYY

blues: gonna go with brayden schenn... any relative of luke's is a friend of mine

coyotes: either clayton keller or alex kerfoot

wild: idk flower?

blackhawks: connor bedard is legitimately my little guy. i love that freak. im at practice... in chicago... CHICAGO???. went on a pilgrimage to see Him in person and it was great (leafs lost in overtime and he got 0 points)

canucks: as much as i love and appreciate my fellow gays im gonna have to go with quinnifer here. he's literally quinn hughes i don't know what you want from me

golden knights: jeichel

kings: anze kopitar <3

oilers: mcdavid... he's literally everything. cursed by god. pro gay. really good at hockey. ginger

kraken: honestly i have never thought about the kraken a single day of my entire life. who's their goalie? grubauer? i'll go grubauer

flames: naz kadri :))))))))

ducks: i know we're all supposed to have ducks opinions nowadays but im going to carefully say lukas dostal and be done with it

sharks: duclair. free of the panthers and ready to be given space in my heart

[collarbjt]

SPN 1004

Whump Dean is so …… wow, just , WOW

Demon Dean, STOP BEAUTIFUL!!!! Wow this demon is sooooo demonic charming!!!!! That shadows on his face… makes the scene just like a masterpiece wow…seriously, what a pretty face!

Well Dean’s right at some point, Sam without Dean is really scary, and the line of conscience is blurred. It reminds me about ‘mystery spot’ episode.

Ohhhh Crowley why are you reminiscing about Dean so fondly??😂 you’re sooooo ex-ish🤣

That beautiful mouth spits a lot of bad words, heyyy!! You’re babysitting your brother that’s right, but you know the part of you is lonely so it’s essential for yourself too, like many other angels AND demons told ya, beautie.

Sam: We don’t get to quit, this family is never quit. -he’s so right. Go ahead Sammy!!! Just leave the s9’s yourself behind!!!

Why all demons talk about Dean as if he’s Crowley’s ..a…mistress? What, a boytoy? Isn’t that Wording is kind of off…?? Nobody’s curious in hell? LoL

Cas is in danger now, but from now on most of them are Karma. Too many angels are died…

Sammy’s looking at his family photos…I’m crying😭

Crowley, you’re so boring about your demonic life, aren’t you? That's the only thing that explains why you're poking around everywhere. Now he saved Castiel, what a mess. Aha Crowley you ARE SENTIMENTAL Hey you 🤭🤭🤭🤭😂

Ohhh Dean is a horror, wow

What did I saw now??? I forgot breathing It’s a horror movie and Shining 😱 Sammy’s puppy eyes make me so sad, Dean you’re so near to killed your little brooooooo thx Cas, thxxxxsomuch

Dean’s back!!!!! I’m so happy, but hey,…. I’ll miss demon Dean’s beauty🫠🙏

Dean : Does he wanna divorce? Lol don’t be silly, you auys never gotta divorced🤣

Ending is a ginger girl, classic music, and two corpses. Curious about her

[mysteroads]

Summary: Delia's wedding is looming and she hasn't found the ~Perfect Dress~. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and it'd take a miracle to find the dress of her dreams. A miracle... or magic. Time to visit the Neitherworld to visit a shop that can make all your wedding dreams come true... for a price.

Excerpt:

“I don't really like the idea of stealing— or borrowing!— my dress,” she admitted. 

Lydia nodded so hard Delia worried she'd make herself dizzy. “Smart. Especially since he'd have to keep magicking it periodically so it'd keep the new look.” She wrinkled her nose at Beetlejuice. “And all that magic might do weird things after awhile. I don't think Winter Pines needs another cryptid, BJ.”

“You didn't mention that detail,” Delia said, eyeing Beetlejuice as she imagined a floating wedding dress caught on camera like Bigfoot.

Beetlejuice shrugged. “Not like it'd be hard to keep juicing it on the regular for ya, D. But if you'd rather go shopping in the Neitherworld, we can do that instead.”

Both Lydia and Delia gaped at him. Delia would've laughed at Lydia goggling like a fish out of water, but she was pretty sure she looked just as silly. 

Lydia found her voice first. “What?” she demanded, her voice nearly a hiss. 

Beetlejuice leaned away from her, hand raised placatingly. “Don’t give me that look, Lyds! It'd be fine! I got a few favors I can call in, and if nothin’ on earth appeals to D, then maybe earth-adjacent might! All sorts of kooky and whimsical shit over there, and D pulls off kooky and whimsical like a pro.” He winked at Delia, grinning.

“I think I'll take that as a compliment,” she said, smiling. “But are you serious, BJ? The Neitherworld?”

“Sure. You handled that unicorn thing pretty good, and you're short on time. Like, really fuckin’ short on time.” Delia looked away like a guilty dog confronted with a knocked over garbage can. “You can spend a whole day in the Neitherworld and only lose a few hours. That way, if we have to hit more than one spot, we can.” His yellow-gold eyes went distant, obviously thinking through his plan. “Hopefully, though, the place I’m thinking of will get it done.”

Lydia frowned at him, then crawled up to sit on his other side, eyes intent on his face. “What place, Beej?”

“Nowhere I’ve taken you, Scarecrow. Not really either of our cups of tea. But Ginger works there, and she can get us in.”

“Ginger?” Delia asked, trying desperately to throttle back her curiosity. The Neitherworld was a terrifying and intriguing concept. The adults in the house—Delia, Charles, Adam, and Barbara— had all fished for details, but Beetlejuice and Lydia stayed frustratingly vague. Except for one brief trip as a family (minus Charles) to a remote corner of the Neitherworld, Lydia’s sketchbook was their biggest glimpse into the other world, and what they saw there was fascinating and terrifying.

“Friend of ours. You’ll like her,” Beetlejuice said dismissively. “Anyway, we got a deal, Delia? I take you to the Neitherworld and let you look around for dresses, and if you find one you like, I get it for you. In return, you owe me a big favor.” Lydia nudged him hard in the ribs and he rolled his eyes. “The favor won’t involve hurting yourself or anyone you care about.” He held out his hand and Delia didn’t hesitate to take it.

Author's Note: I'll probably be posting the whole chapter here later. In the meantime, if you enjoyed the excerpt, go ahead and reblog this puppy!

[teddybeartoji]

hello my dearest mickey :333 here is your ari-assigned genshin boyfriend:33333 his name is childe and every single person who knows you + plays genshin will agree w me that he was made for you i’m being so serious rn he’s SO fucking mickeycoded ………

LOOK . HE’S . he’s basically a feral russian guy who has the softest spot for his family and younger siblings but he’s also such a Freak. LOVES being covered in blood. loves fighting. loves it soso much. he’s flirty he’s funny he’s a murder puppy he’s the prettiest he can’t be trusted . he’s yours. pls take care of him i know he’d adore you and i know you’d adore him back <33333333

(also can i just say . he is SO foxcoded. he’s a silly little mischievous guy and i think you could fix him/make him worse/accept him as he is <33)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARIIII:333333333333 THIS IS SO FUNN WHAT THE FUCKK THANK YOU FOR ASSIGNING ME WITH A GENSHIN BOYFRIENDD<333333333

HE LOOKS SO PERFECT I'M NOT EVEN GONNA LIE I LOVE ME A GINGER OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND HIS PRETTY BLUE EYES?????? OH I'M WEAK ARI I AM SO FUCKING WEAK

ANDANDANNDDD???? MURDER PUPPY??????? LOVES BEING COVERED IN BLOOD??????? FUNNY AND FLIRTY?????? LOVES HIS FAMILY??????? I AM HERE I AM HERE I AM HERE WHAT THE FUCK I NEED TO START DOING SOME RESESRCH BC I WANT HIMMMM HEHEHE HE NOT ONLY LOOKS PERFECT HE SOUNDS PERFECT I AM VERY INTRIGUED ARIII:33333 YOU ARE ALWAYS DOING THINGS TO MEEEE AAHHHHWAIT AND YES!!!! HE'S SUPER FOX CODED?????? I WANNA PET HIS HEAD!!! I BET HE LAUGHS SO BEAUTIFULLY WWAAAOWWWE

[marxthedumdum]

crimsonoak fanchild hcs cheer everyone 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

✶ fast foward 9 months to when steven and daisy have children (or a single child, you do you) ✶ (but for this one i'll assume they have 2 children, one boy one girl) ✶ (and have whatever steven can do with missingno trademark passed onto them) ✶ both children would have some kind of black-ginger gradient as their hair color, dark-skinned, green-red heterochromia eyes or just green/red or a mix of the two colors ✶ i honestly have no idea for personality, so the boy could be the one shy kid whos waiting to release the energy inside him (<- aka waiting for something to happen to pop off, like galar's darkest day and whatever happened in hisui) and the girl be,,, maybe somewhat like melony from galar. mellow and out-going, uses gen z slang like skibidi, fanum tax and ri- /j ✶ ill name them devin (boy) and sevyn (girl) ✶ ^^^ i used a random name generator for this ✶ (but (again), imagine them as anything and have any name you want! this is just what I think how they look like) ✶ ANYWAYS. onto the actual hcs ✶ insert image of steven screaming "DAISY WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO" while daisy got compressed into a stiff red rectangle by the babies' crying (and when he manages to calm his children by himself, he apologizes on behalf of them glitching tf out of daisy) ✶ daisy advising steven to teach their kids how to control their glitchy powers or else shit will get out of hands like the event above ✶ when daisy and steven isnt home, devin casually Fucks Up his and his sister's entire room because steven gave the children candy earlier and he went zoom ✶ ^^^ also insert him running around the walls, ceiling, floor, and the exterior of the house too ✶ steven + them staring at daisy with puppy eyes when she brings home a family sized fast food meal ✶ devin would be a MASSIVE bloons td/papa louie games fan and so is sevyn,,, they would also like roblox (istg if some of yall introduce them to regretavator /silly) ✶ devin loves ice cream rolls and sevyn loves sausages, especially the giant german (what would be the pokemon version of germany???) sausages ✶ once these two get their own pokemon tho, INSTANT rivals. ✶ they remind steven of red and blue and he finds it adorable :) ✶ (and yes, theyre warned NOT to use magical glitch stuff outside) ✶ we got steven w charizard, mike w blastoise, daisy w venusaur, so lets give devin and sevyn pikachu and eevee as their starters to comeplete the gen 1 starter circle ✶ (the lets go's pikachu and eevee specfically) ✶ devin casually sweeping through the region like its a speedrun ✶ meanwhile sevyn is the pokedex completionist