#sighs. himbos.

[luvlyycy]

you're moving slow. he doesn't get it.

"why are you going sloow?" he huffs out, hands being placed on your hips as you attempt to swat them away, the thick tip of his cock the only thing that you managed to fit.

"i'm going slow because you're so fucking big, vane— biggest dick i've ever fuckin' seen."

you see his eyes widen with excitement and a grin spread on his lips, "thank you!" he laughs out, squeezing your hips.

"although," his smile fades for a moment, seemingly thinking, "i don't think this is gonna make me cum. so can i take over? please, please, pleaseeee." you sigh loudly, looking up at the ceiling, silently praying you survive this night.

"yes. but be gent— fwuh!" spit is pushed out your mouth and one of your eyes twitch shut as he shoves his cock inside you— he plants his feet on the bed, adjusting the position so he can comfortably fuck up into you.

"there we go! so tiighhht—" he laughs out, skin flushing a bright pink, his pecs are pressed against each other as he holds you in place.

you can't even speak anymore, just loud babbles, drool dribbling down your swollen lips and down your chin, cutely plopping against vane's abdomen.

he uses one of his hands to grab your wrists, placing them in front of you— "feels so good." he moans out, thrusts a little sloppy, "can i cum inside? i wanna fill you up— so bad, so bad, wanna fucking cum inside."

[astrophilio]

I watched arcane and all I got were these drawings of Jayce Talis

[whos-hotter-jjba]

Hottest JoJo Character Bracket - Quarterfinals Match 4

[warren-keplers-funk-band]

guys i can't

this cannot be happening again. the world needs to stop giving me dumbass white men to go insane over or i'll like. actually go insane

i saw a tiktok that mentioned 9-1-1 and i was like oh i've never heard of this show so i looked it up on ao3 and it had 30,000 fucking fanfics so i was like oh- guess i'll give it a watch then

and now i'm here and i've had evan buck buckley for all of three days but if anything happens to him i'll kill everyone and then myself

thinking about him makes me giggle. uncontrollably. last time this happened was with hotch and hotchreid... just thinking about them put me in a silly goofy mood and it's happening again

with 9-1-fucking-1

god fucking damn it

[dark-elf-writes]

“You are not to interfere,” Zeus snarled at the demons who have crawled out of hell armed to the teeth. Who have been stepping in for fights where they can, who pass their summoning rituals around to any demigod who needs an adult to rely on.

“You're not my god.” is the only response.

(and for gods who love their children but who never could interfere, perhaps their children find books and summoning rules)

Demons as a rule adore demigods.

The demons in the legions and/or who work the gates in particular are very protective of any demigod because the legions get it and the gate deals see first hand just how much these kids go through topside as more and more come down for therapy.

So even if Greg and Bel weren’t planning on testing just how far the “gods and demigods working together” stipulation could be stretched for their kids (which they very much are) there was already going to be a riot because these kids are going through two wars back to back and getting even less help than they did the first time by Zeus’ decree.

Zeus is hardly the first god they’ve stood up to, after all. And he is very shortly going to realize that he has bigger problems at hand because while Lily and Penny can’t go to the surface they can sure as hell get their hands on him and they (along with Judy) have some fucking words for Zeus’ decision to close Olympus when the kids need gods to help them end the giant war THE GODS KNEW WAS COMING

[murderofravens]

the lack of some good pervy!yuuji fics is so disheartening because while he is the sweetest softest baby i hate how people forget that he's also confident and a big ass pervert who put naked models on his walls and freely talked about girls to his teachers and principal and i'm not even gonna start on his interactions with ozawa...

[greenlaut]

ur honor they silly

[uncertain-cucumber]

[dabisbratz]

saw barbie today!! ken really inspired some himbo!reader thoughts ໒꒰ྀི∩˃ ᵕ ˂∩꒱ྀི১

[milkbreadtoast]

DUNMESHI EP 3 WAS SOOOO BEAUTIFUL OMG THE ANIMATION WAS SO GOOD😭😭😭 LAIOS IS SO CUTE I LOVE HIM... hes so smart... one of the most likeable male anime protags ive seen in a while... 1 of the most likeable protags period tbh anyway hes good🥺

[baylardo]

my real strugglers moment with threshold au in prodigy timeline rn is that like,,,,, im uniquely struggling with the idea of what to do with chakotay post-season two with where they left him,,,,,,,,, it feels weird to me that kathryn’s the one thatd be around more WHICH IS FINE but its just funny how Stay At Home Mom it makes her feel to me haha

like i have to canon compliantly explain why hed choose to go back out into the field rather than be home with his AU kids after having been seemingly lost for 10 years lol. inevitably both parents end up working again which is fine. maybe everyone thinks kathryn retiring early is out of character and it is because she finds out she’s COUGH and discreetly retires, only to get recalled lol.

what makes it even weirder is that the kids would probably be a bit less upset about him just continuing to work bc for them he was only missing for like a year or so(?) maybe chakotay just feels out of place and hes trying to find himself again,,,,,, something something kathryns baby she hasnt told him about yet SHRUG i never like the idea of playing the angle that hes any less of a father to the three kids hes not biologically related to tho :/

[nebulathunderwave]

Let out the biggest, deepest, most disappointed sigh upon seeing a very pretty fanart of one of my favorite character followed by the artist's comment on them being "they're a moron". Yeah. Yeaaaaah

[jennrypan]

Fall Guy is what I expected Barbie to be like where it's just this guy utterly in love with this kick ass girl who loves him back and they go on fun adventures together and it's FUN.

(But instead we got a whole monolog about how it sucks to be a girl and the most pretentious little child talking down to Barbie for no reason 🙄 and barbie just..disliking Ken for whatever reason?? That was just. A choice.)

[attroxx]

[ sighs ] if you’d like a starter from dante than like this post ~

[buttered-beurre]

I think people are far too deep into the "big, and tall person is a himbo" and this is me who is a big and tall who is currently tired and exhausted of people generalizing big and tall (and fat) characters as "himbos"

[s--strawberry]

so you know how all 3 mcu spidermans met ?? and 2 of them were like mj mj mj every peter has a mj and the other one was like. what ? i haD gwen. well fast foward: each to their own universe, their own lifes. now this peter (28 y/o) cant afford an apartment of his own (yknow spiderman is suppose to be relatable and just some dude so yeah) ,,the thing is he finds one and he goes to meet his new roommate and it turns out to be this very chonky super hot dude (objectively because he doesnt like guys of course lmao) andddd;; "hi im peter parker",, "hi im mark joshep everyone calls me mj tho". and peter goes crazy becaue HE KNOWS. but how ? hes a man. he doesnt like men right ????? RIGHT ???? and mark is there with his hand hanging because peter never shaked it like. bro ? you ok ?