#sifunkel

[rpfshippingpolls]

⚠️ DON’T START DISCOURSE ABOUT RPF IN THE NOTES!! YOU WILL BE BLOCKED IF YOU DO SO ⚠️

Do you ship it?

Reason:

“he was the muse...”

Submitted by @maurice-and-music

[short-gayy]

yeah okay sure paul garfunkel

[postsfrombigpink]

lesbianism was seen

[cartoon-beatles]

i don’t ship sifunkel but goddamn do i think it’s funny LOLLLL

but i also think it’s funny that paul wrote all of these…

ahem, homoerotic.. songs about art, but he’s not even… lgbt (not confirmed at least, and im not assuming his sexuality)

i think i see a stereotype in some sifunkel memes that paul was longing but let’s be REALISTIC … which one of them was the true fruit >_>

[fastasucan]

@boag

im like if the only living boy in new york wasn't in new york

[propiniquitydemo]

john malkovich looks like simon and garfunkel combined

[barstoolblues]

we poppin the biggest bottles tonight when sifunkel becomes canon

[pavitraprabhakars]

hii new poem 🙈🍄

ID below readmore

[Image ID:

THE THING YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT MUSHROOMS (@SIFUNKEL)

The thing you don't know about mushrooms, he said,

something the other farmers won't tell you, is how easy

it is to grow them. Of course they

won't, would put ’em out of business.

I'd be half out already, he says, his

bark reminiscent of laughter, if not for you. So

I'll let you in on this one. Here's the scoop:

those last few slices of bread at the

bottom that you forget about for a little too long. That bread'll rot and

go green — the green that's barely green at all. Ghost colour. Well that's

what you call mycelium. You go to

church? No? It's a lot like prayer.

Thousands of hands joined tight,

tighter than before the drop on the

world's smallest and biggest

rollercoaster. Fingers curling into one

another, like lightning striking itself

over and over until all the heat and sizzle is gone. For what, you ask?

Why, the moisture of course. To suck

in water like a parched oasis. Steals from the rain. My father was a pastor,

you know. He gave me a bible and I

ran out and buried it in wet soil for

three weeks, the lord only knows for what

I pulled it out and saw the

mushrooms covering it

thick as a forest

eating the words

breaking the sugar of the pages down

adam-god-join-your-hands-speak-flesh-speak-yourself-into-existence

youd be surprised by what fermentation does to punctuation

wrapping around capitals and consonants

commas and colons until everything

is an endless line of hunger

pa was mad as hell of course but he only knew the hunger not the meal didnt know it to the grave but his grave knew sprouted tiny red toadstools five weeks in what he didnt realize is the pleasure the kind that makes your eyes close and toes curl cousin to lust sister of love that was coursing through those fleshy fingers in and out and in again warmth of a sunday morning sun and as he stomped about he asked me do you think those damned mushrooms know god boy and i said how do you think he learned to rise from graves pa

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[woman-respecter]

there needs to be a sifunkel masterpost how else will i be a deranged girlie and explain this to other people

[jerrydevine]

tagged by @sifunkel <33 to post my receiptify for this last month :)

i'm tagging @ofswitchbladefights @wutheringheights78 @pinkponyclubmp3 @anildodivdodili @tallahasseemp3 @horsegirl @willoughbyblake

[shehzadi]

tagged by @doradotcom to post my months receiptify 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

^ what happens when you go from listening to ur fast & furious playlist to ur sad playlist to ur bollywood playlist in one month

tagging @terroristiraqi @violentdevotion @cordiformity @filmstar1997 @britomart @sifunkel @soreal1994 @justinefrischman @pinkmoon888 💘💘

[cliffburton]

do you guys think cliff would've had a semi embarrassing sifunkel sideblog

[boymartyrarchive]

tagged by @sifunkel <3<3<3 to post my lockscreen, the last song i listened to, & my last screenshot

tagging @zombiesun @hunybody @saintflint & all of my other mutuals <3

[allthebestcowgirls]

the lovely @sifunkel tagged me to share a pic of my lockscreen, last song i listened to, and my last screenshot💓💓 tyyy bestie!!🙆‍♀️😘

the screenshot is something i sent to my friend bc she is a stem girlie🙏 i actually just changed my lock screen a couple weeks ago after having the same one for like two years LOL

i tag @thatdogmp3 @treepercolator @bazpitch @neonstatic 🥳💖🫂

[vriendenboekjes]

i was tagged by @sifunkel to share a pic of my lockscreen, last song i listened to and the last screenshot i took. thank youuu for the tag 💗💗💗💗

tagging @xiaoguiwang @2ndhandbooks @pussykech @brigittefitzgerald @killerboyratzmp3 @lynchiangf and anyone else who feels like it <3