#sidemen one shot

[imaginaryhl]

I need a plus 1

Harry(w2s) x OC

WC: 2K

Warning: cursing

Summery: Alex is going to an event and Harry is out of town, and she's being hit on while she's at the bar.

Circa 2021

SIDEMEN Group chat

A: Who's free on the 7th

T: Not me

Why

E: I have a thing for gymshark

V: I'm visiting my family

A: I have an event and I don't want to go alone 😩 

S: I'm out of town

J: me too, Freya and I are going on a weekend trip

T: Is Harry busy that day

A: Yes, he has a family thing

I don't want to go alone

V: then don't go

A: Have to

Its for a sponsor

JJ: what kind of event?

S: you're free but you want to know what kind of event it is before you say yes

A: Its a fashion show with an after party

E: Harry's lacking 🤨

JJ: maybe…

H: 🖕🖕

I tried to cancel on my family but I couldn't 

My mum would've killed me

A: True true 

I was on the same call

Almost killed me for missing out

JJ: well I'm in 🤷‍♂️

how much will you give me?

A: Fuck you JJ

I'm going solo

V: lol

I'm screenshoting this and posting it on Twitter 

Alex's stans will have your ass JJ

S: YES! Another war between the ur fans

JJ: come on now you know I was joking

A: I don't know, do I? 

🤨🤨

JJ: fine

I'm sorry Alex can I come with you please 🙏🏼

A: Oh my god Of course you can JJ I can't belive THE ksi is coming with me 😊

T: you lot are crazy 

And thats how JJ ended up being Alex's plus one at the fashion show. Alex dreamed of having a fashion show for her brand one day, to have a runway with models wearing her clothes and everything. She's had launch parties before for her drops but nothing to this scale. 

Her and JJ were dressed to the nines, they walked the small red carpet at the event. Posing together and separately.  JJ had his arm around her back as he took the role of leading Alex around, always protective of her plus Alex doesn't always do well in big crowds.

The duo had front row seats, they sat next to each other, chatted together and to those next to them, with someone always snapping pictures and videos of the popular YouTubers. Photos were already circulating online, Harry would pop into his Twitter account every now and then to see how they're doing. 

“This is weird.” JJ whispered to Alex. 

“Yeah, it can be overwhelming sometimes.” Alex said and looked around the room with a smile. “Maybe one day it'll be my show.”

“Its a when, not maybe or if or any of that.” JJ said and squeezed her for a moment, a smile on both their faces.

After everyone was settled the show began, Alex was so focused on the show and models it amused JJ. He took a video of her and you could see her frown a little in focus, but she noticed him and subtlety flipped him off and that had him stifling his laughter.

Over all they had fun and went on to the after party, JJ wasn't drinking due to his training, and Alex doesn't drink that much when she's around a lot of people she doesn't know. 

In the mix of people the friends split as they were mingling with people some they knew and far more they didn't know, making connections and networking (forever working). Alex found herself by the bar ordering a cocktail, she was between conversations and her throat was dry from all the talking and laughing, she was looking around as she waited for the bartender to get her order.

“You looking for your boyfriend?” A voice saved, she looked to her left and saw a man she doesn't know, by his accent she knew instantly that he's American.

“My boyfriend?” She was confused by his question, knowing that Harry wasn't in London at all.

“The dude you came with.” He nods to a general direction she presumes JJ is, she laughs lightly, it's been a long while since someone mistaken one of the boys as her boyfriend(there's always speculations online and the odd old person they meet while filming).

“No, JJ's my best friend.” She told him and looked at the bartender, he was finishing some other drinks. One thing about this event: they had far too little staff for the number of people attending.

“Oh, lucky me.” He smirked in what he presumed a sexy move but for Alex was a bit cringe.

“Lucky no one, I hate to say this but I presume you don't know who I am-”

“No, I heard from someone your name’s Alex and you have one of the biggest YouTube channels in the UK.”

Mystery man said, sounding proud of himself, Alex took a deep breath and sighed slowly.

“Ok-ay, you look like a nice lad and everything-”

“Wait don't finish, I was going to ask you anyways, my names Jason, and of course you can have my number-”

“What! No-”

“Better yet we can follow each other on Instagram-”

“Jaso-”

“I'm staying here for a week-”

“Mate shut u-”

“How about we go out for a date?”

“If you'd let her finish, you'd know that she's not interested.” JJ said coming up from behind her protectively, he stood beside her with his shoulder coming up in front of Alex, blocking her a little.

“What? I'm sorry we were having fun, and I think she was about to agree to go on a date with me.” That bastard wouldn't back down or take a hint it seemed even if it was written right in front of him.

“Oh believe me she was about to say no, and you better hope no one noticed or took photos of you annoying her because if that happened, not my fans, not her fans but her boyfriends fans would have your head. And there's a lot of them.” JJ told him sternly, the guy scoffed, took Alex's drink that was just placed down, drowned it and scattered away with his tail between his legs. “Can't leave you for five seconds.”

“What did I do? He was an asshole who wouldn't shut up.” Alex huffed and rolled her eyes.

“I was serious though, about the Harry's fans thing.” JJ said and they both started walking around, doing a final round around the room before they'll leave.

“Its not the fans I'm worried about.” Alex muttered knowing how Harry can get jealous sometimes, he'll kick himself for not coming. He doesn't like these kinds of events anyway, usually Alex goes with one of her friends. Females more than males but this time no one was free to come, but he hates when people hit on her and rightfully so. 

***

No one took a picture of what happened, but a video made its way online. You can't hear what's being said but Alex's face says it all, she looks uncomfortable and you can see him cutting her off and how frustrated the female got, she was slightly leaning back as well. Theories were made online, body language experts dissected the short video to bits and Harry's fanbase were pissed. They may have hated Alex when they found out they were dating, but it's been proven that she makes Harry happy and that she's the one for him and thus they became protective of her. Their fan bases are basically one.

Once Harry saw the video on Twitter, he's been tagged over and over again, he called Alex and when she didn't pick up he called JJ.

“It's for you.” JJ said handing Alex the phone, she picks up after seeing her boyfriend's name on the screen.

“Hi.”

“Hey, Lexy.” Harry greeted. “Did you guys leave?”

“Yeah, we're going back to ours, JJ and I will have dinner there.” She informed him, JJ was looking at her expectedly, and he knew why Harry was calling.

“That's fine, that's fine… and are you okay?”

“yeah, I'm fine, we had fun today.” Alex looks at JJ and raises an eyebrow.

“Until someone hit on you I presume.” 

“Until someone hit on me and couldn't take a hint.” JJ suppressed a laugh, he was proven right, he couldn't blame Harry, he would've done the same thing. “But don't worry, JJ helped me handle it.”

“Yeah, I saw in the video… I wish I was with you.” Harry's voice lowered a bit.

“It's fine Harry, I mean I would've loved if you'd come but its not your thing and that's fine, we've talked about it before.” Alex tries to comfort her boyfriend.

“I know, I know, I just don't like when someone tries to flirt with you.” 

“I get you completely… Look, let's talk about it later okay?”

“Yeah, sure, I'll call you before I go to bed.”

“Okay, love you Harry.”

“Love you too, Lexy.”

“Bye.”

“Bye.”

“He took it better than I expected.” JJ said taking his phone back, they were closing in on Alex and Harry's place.

“Believe me he's pissed, he's just too far to do anything.”

***

Alex was right. Sort of…

Harry was pissed, he didn't like what happened one bit. And yes he was too far, but with his brother and sister edging him on he did something from his place in Guernsey. He took to his Instagram that he doesn't really post on anymore.

He posted unseen photos of him and Alex in lovey dovey poses and some sexy ones as well, the internet went crazy with this, it was taken as a direct response to what happened that night. And jealous Harry made everyone so happy, the fans LOVED it. 

The Sidemen chat was on fire.

E: oh my god bogg!!!

V: wtf have i just seen 😳

T: you lot need jesus 🙏 🙌 

JJ: *VN of him laughing hysterically*

J: no one piss Harry off again

S: no 

its don't come near Alex again

V: tbh I think fans will try to get him jealous to see more pics like that

E:I need to wash my eyes with holy water

T: why are they not responding

A: Harry's on his way back

And I'm currently hiding in a hole

J: u didn't know he'll post those

A: Fuck no i didn't

Best believe I was surprised when I got a notification from Instagram that he posted smth 

JJ: this makes it so much better 😂😂

A: My family is coming for a visit next week 😭😭

S: you're dead

E: no he's dead

Rip to Harry

J: rip 

Will u take his shares of sidemen

A:No? I wish 

His family I think

V: better get married before he dies then

T: mate have you met Harry 😂

A: You know we started dating when he was 20

its been 5+years since we started dating and my finger is without 💍

J:tell him to hurry up

JJ: that's what Freya has been saying

S: mate you're the last person to talk

A: Anyways pray for us My family group chat is blowing up

S: strategic move from his part to post and then disappear 

E: bro knows whats waiting for him

🥲😭

Incoming call 

*Harry ❤*

H: Hey

A: Hey

H: I'm 30 minutes from home

A: okay, food will be ready when you arrive

H: thanks

*silence*

H: I'm sorry I posted without telling you, but I couldn't help it, I was pissed off and then Rosie and Josh were egging me on and-and it j-just slipped.

A: Okay I'm ignoring the slipped part, because slipping didn't make you press Instagram and click the post button, choose multiple pictures before posting. 

Anyways I'm not mad Harry, I wish you would've given me a heads up, told my family to not look, but I'm 100% not mad.

H: thank god, I thought you'd be mad at me

A: If I was, I wouldn't make your favourite food.

H: you're an angel

A: say that after we see my family next week.

H: can't we cancel

A: no can do, they're in London for a wedding, and they'll come over to our house… you can come late or something but you have to see them.

H: I'm scared to open your brothers texts

A: me too

H: open them together?

A: definitely 

H: see you in abit love

A: see you my green boyfriend 

H: come on n-CLICK

[yourimagines]

hi, by any chance can you do a angryginge smut or even anything angryginge xx

Sure 🙈

Playing games

* English is not my first language I apologise

* Gif is not mine

* Triggers: 18+, Smut, Swearing and Fluff

Y/n POV

I was hanging out today with Morgan. He was finally free after weeks of filming new content with the sidemen and other YouTube creators. “I bought you some snacks for today.” He says as he threw the bag on the table. “Thank you.” I reached over and took a quick look into the bag. “These are my favourites.” I grabbed one of my favourite snacks and took a bite from it. “I know that, you only eat that.” He joked as he was getting us something to drink. “Ha,ha. Very nice of you.” I rolled my eyes at him and sat back in my chair.

Morgan made his bedroom more comfier by throwing a lot of blankets and pillows onto his bed. “Way better.” I said as I crawled into the bed, feeling the warmth of the blankets. Morgan was walking around his room, changing his clothes and grabbed two controllers for our gaming night together. “Overcooked, I want to play overcooked with you.” I said exited as he joins me in bed. “Are you sure? It’s going to be intense.” I nodded and grabbed one of the controllers. “Yes Morgan, let’s play this game together.” He laughs and sits back with his back against the wall. “Whatever you want baby.”

We were shit at this game. He was yelling at me and I was yelling at him. “Oh come on baby, al you need to do is to grab that thing and put it on there.” I was pointing at the screen as we lost again. “Oh shut it, you’re way too fast, you can’t even slowdown.” I knew when I said that out loud, he was thinking about something else. A smirk appeared on his face and I knew it was over. “I’m to fast huh?” He moved over to me and gently pulled me closer to him. “Yes you are, you know I’m not that fast and still you go for it.” I gently touched his shoulder as he wrapped his arms around my ass and pulls me into his lap. “You want to go slow?” I nodded and he laid a bit back, crossing his arms behind his head. “Then go ahead, take your time baby.”

Morgan POV

I knew she wasn’t talking about this, that she meant the game but the way she was irritated made me feel like this. She starts to giggle and shook her head. “I wasn’t talking about that Morgan.” I smiled at her and nodded. “I know but I was.” I made a small wiggle with my hips to let her know that I was not joking. “You sure about this? I-I never been on top before and..” I gently grabbed her hand and took it to my lips, placing a few soft kisses on her knuckles. “Of course I’m sure about this baby, I’ll help you out if you need me too.” My hand slowly traveled up to her neck and pulled her closer to me. “Your choice, slow or fast.” I saw her thinking about it as she slightly bite down on her under lip. “Slow.” I nodded and laid back again. “Slow it is then.”

She was a bit unsure, the way she looked at me and her smaller hands trembling a little bit made me feel like a bad boyfriend, making her feel like this. I gently grabbed her hands and kissed them. “Just touch me like you always do baby.” I gently lay them down on my stomach and moved my hands back. “You sure, this is different Morgan. You’re normally doing all the work.” I smiled and nodded. “I’m sure, just be yourself baby.” She carefully started to moved her fingers over my skin, still looking now and then at me if I’m still enjoying myself. “You doing great baby.”

Y/n POV

My fingers slowly moved up to his chest. I didn’t know what I was doing, just moving my fingers over his body. Everything felt a bit awkward but he didn’t mind. I felt his hardened dick through his joggers pressing against me, he was totally enjoying himself. I gently buckled down and started to place some soft kisses on his skin. Leaving a wet trail behind as I went down to the waistband from his joggers. I looked up and he was still looking at me, love and lust was displayed in his eyes. “You okay baby?” I nodded and looked back down. I gently hooked my fingers on the waistband and pulled it down. His hardened dick jumps out and I felt getting wetter between my legs.

My hand went gently to his dick and started to slowly stroking it. A small soft moan escaped from his mouth and I looked up at him. “You doing good baby.” He says as I kept stroking him. I moved down and gently pressed my lips against his shaft, leaving a few wet kisses behind. One of his hands went down and gently went through my hair. “Fuck baby.” He wasn’t used to this gently soft way of fucking. He was normally the one who was on top and making the decisions. I stopped and moved back up. “Why did you stop?” He asks me as I pressed him back down again. “I’m not stopping, just taking things slow.”

Morgan POV

I rolled my eyes at her as she was joking around. “I will not forget about this baby.” I crossed my arms again behind my head and watch her undressing herself. A smile was forming on my face as she looked a bit shy again. “Come on baby, I already know how you look naked.” She pulled the shirt over her head and revealed her breast. “No bra?” She shook her head and there the shirt to the side. “I never wear a bra when I go to bed or when I’m relaxing in bed Morgan.” Her hands went back to my chest to touch me. My hands went to her hips, touching the last fabric that was on her, her panties.

She was slowly riding against my thighs as she was kissing my neck. “Baby just hop on top, I feel your wet pussy against my thighs.” My hands moved over her back, slowly down to her ass. “You make me crazy Morgan.” She looked up at me with those beautiful innocent eyes of hers. “You don’t even know what you do to me baby.” I gently squeezed her ass, making her moan. “See, don’t torture yourself like this baby.” She moved back up and traced her nails against my skin. She slightly moved her hips a bit back and pulled her panties down. She was dripping like a waterfall, it was running down her thighs and she obviously was a bit embarrassed about it. “No don’t hide yourself, it’s normal baby.” I gently touched her cheek to let her know I wasn’t judging her or making fun about it.

“I have condoms in my drawer.” I pointed at the desk but she didn’t moved away. She laid one of her hands on my stomach, the other one went down to my dick. “Baby, you sure? I know you don’t really like the mess afterwards, I have them…” before I could finish my sentence she sat down on my dick. “Too late.” She says with a grin on her face. My hands went to her hips as she started to move. “Just roll your hips, yeah just like that baby.” I was guiding her with my hands as she started to ride me. Her hands were on my chest as she was moving her hips. “Fuck this is good baby.” I squeezed her hips and enjoyed the view from her being on top as she was softly moaning

She was getting tied, her legs started to hurt and she was getting frustrated. “I’m done Morgan, please take over.” I smiled and gently rolled us over. “You did good baby, we just need to practice a little bit more.” She nods and immediately touched my back. “Just fuck me Morgan.” I placed a kiss on her lips and started to fuck her slowly. Her moans filled the room and I started to sped up a little bit. “You’re the best baby.” My hands went over her body, my lips were on her neck, sucking on her skin as it felt some hickies behind.

She came all trembling and moaning against my body. I was close as well and started to pound In her wet squeezing pussy. “Fuck…” I hide my face in the crock of her neck and moaned her name a few times before releasing my sperm inside of her. “Fuck that was good.” I was panting and covered in sweat. She was smiling at me as sweat was dripping down her forehead. “I hate these blankets.” I said as we were covered in them. She giggles and throws her arms around me. “I love you.” I smiled at her and cupped her right side of her face. “I love you too darling.”

[justaphangirl07]

Harry’s BEREAL goes off during sex and yore tied up the sidemen react

A/N: I can sure have a go for you! I hope you enjoy it

BeReal (Harry Lewis/Wroetoshaw Smut)

Y/N’s POV

Shibari

The act of tying someone up for aesthetic purposes

That is what Harry came home and told me that he wanted to explore

So that’s what we did

I am currently tied up with rope on our bed, having my mind blown by Harry’s cock shoving into me at a brutal pace

I have my head shoved into a pillow, with my arms tied behind my back using an intricate design that Harry found on the internet

It took him ages to do but boy was it worth it

Now just from this you should be able to tell that both me and Harry are kinky fuckers

So it doesn’t surprise me when mid thrust Harry shoved himself fully into me and reaches for his phone

“I have to take a picture of this, you look so good baby. Need to remember this forever” he mumbled as I see a flash out of the corner of my eye

Meaning that he took a photo of him with his dick fully in me, my arse on show and me completely tied up

He throws his phone down on the bed, a few seconds later before he starts pounding into me again

I can tell he is close from the erratic thrusts but I move my body with him best I can, as we both chase out orgasms

It isn’t long before Harry gives one last thrust before shooting his load into me

I let out a lot moan as I react my climax at the same time

It takes us both a few minutes to compose ourselves before Harry begins to untie me

Once I’m free, Harry’s arm wraps around me and guides me to lay down with him

He gently strokes both my arms in a soothing way, in case the might be sore from being behind my back for so long

After a while, he reaches for his phone that I was laying next to

He unlocks it and I look up at him to see his face has dropped

“What’s up?” I ask worried by his facial expression

“I might of fucked up” he mumbles

I reach out and grab his phone

I realise that the screen is open on the BeReal app

There is a new photo posted to Harry’s account

I click on it to see Harry’s face in the top left corner and my arse fully on show, whilst Harry’s dick is in my pussy

I can see that the photo has been liked multiple times and multiple notifications are coming through on what’s app

I click on one of the notifications to see that the sidemen group chat is going mental

Simon: Harry, another nude really? At least it isn’t your balls this time!

Vik: Y/N is going to kill you, is all I’m going to say!

Josh: Someone give Harry his knot tying badge

JJ: Wow Y/N really does have a nice arse

Tobi: No words

Ethan: Nice one mate ;)

“Harry, you dickhead! You posted the photo to BeReal!” I exclaim

“I’m sorry, it was the first thing I clicked on! I didn’t mean to post it! I’ll take it down!” He tells me as he takes his phone back

I push his hands down onto the duvet as I sigh

Even though I'm mad at him, it's not like he is the worst thing in the world

I mean it's not the first time it has happened

“Don’t worry about it, it’s not like they haven’t seen it all before” I say

“Nothing can be worse than when you sent out sex tape to the boys, poor Vik was scarred for life” I chuckle

“Now put your phone down and cuddle me, I might let you go again if your lucky” I say before pulling into into a kiss

Harry might be an idiot, but he’s my idiot

A/N: PLEASE REQUEST SOME IMAGINES

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No warning just Fluff!

Requests: OPEN 

I noticed it a few months ago. Harry and I had been going out for around a year, making it official 8 months ago and I couldn't be happier. Harry had cute little traits that intensified when we were together. Like when he got nervous, excited or frustrated he would fall over his words, most times resorting in a jumbled gibberish that I had to try and decipher. Or the scratching of the spot just below his shoulder. Once again whenever an intense emotion overtook him you could spot him scratching away at the place, however, this was down more to nerves than anything, or when he was trying to hide a secret from me. This just made me giggle and act nonchalant, finding out everything I needed to know just hours later, because no matter how much he tried he was so bad at keeping secrets. 

Then there was this new little trait I had found out about 3 months ago. At first I thought nothing of it, just a sweet gesture from a boyfriend to his adorning girlfriend. The first time I noticed it I was watching him play a Sunday 7-a-side with his friends at the small little pitch they seemed to frequent. It was only October but England being England meant that on this particular day a hat, gloves and scarf were needed. I rubbed my gloved hands together as I watched Will aim but miss the goal especially signalling halftime. I smiled as Harry jogged up to me to talk. “Hey, you guys suck” I giggled as he leant on the barrier that separated us. “Yh they do, don’t they” he said with a goofy smile. As he said this he had sneaked his hands in between mine. It took me a moment but soon the ice cold touch of his penetrated the heat of my gloves and I scrunched my eyebrows looking down. Only to see my hands cupped around his own. “You’re freezing” I half whispered, concern lacing my voice “that’s why you’re here.” he said cheekily before the whistle was blown and the players begrudgingly made their way back to the pitch, realising today was not a great day to play football. 

The next instance wasn’t even a week later. I was lounging on the sofa in my apartment whilst Harry was showering. I was mindlessly scrolling through TikTok looking at the different dramas of the week when I heard the water turn off and wet feet padding around my bathroom. “Whats this?” I heard Harry's voice from down the corridor. I lifted my head to look in the direction of my hallway and awaited the figure of my boyfriend emerging. “Soon enough he came out, a towel around his torso, holding a black tube, his wet hair flopping in front of his eyes as he squinted at the bottle. “Let me see” I said , reaching for the bottle, moving to sit crossed legged as Harry stood at the end of the sofa in front of me. “Oh it’s my hand cream, the one you like the smell of” I smiled , handing back the bottle. A look of ‘I know what it is you idiot’ crossed Harry's face as a smile quickly replaced it. “Can I have some?” he said, still examining the bottle. “Sure” I shrugged, reaching for my phone. As I looked up I saw Harry with a goofy smile and his arm outstretched passing me the tube. I just rolled my eyes and opened the bottle, taking some cream and starting to massage it into his hands. “Wow your hands are so soft” I heard him mumble, causing a light blush to grace my cheeks. 

When we went shopping a month ago it happened again. I tend to get distracted and just walk to things I think look pretty. On this day a beautiful custom bag in the centre of a display in one of my favourite shops across the street had caught my eye. I started walking towards it, to admire it closer, forgetting we had a list of things we needed to get before the shops closed. “Hey hey hey where are you going” I heard Harry's voice as a protective hand was wrapped around mine. “Oh it's fine i'm just going to go and have a look at that shop over there” i smiled at him. “It's way too crowded, I will come with you, just don’t let go” he said protectively as we navigated our way through the crowd so I could reach my destination. 

And then last week we sat at dinner with some of his friends. The dinner had finished and we all sat in idle chatter. Talia was talking about the wedding plans and Harry was stuck in conversation with Ethan on the other side of him.  “Oh and i was so torn between these two different shades for the flowers” Talia carried on as she showed me and the girls some pictures on her phone when i noticed a presence on top of my left hand. I cast my eyes down for a split second seeing Harry's right hand wrapped around my own hand. I cast my gaze back to Talia's phone as a soft smile graced my lips. I moved my hand so it wrapped around Harrys and noticed his own hand tense a little before settling into its familiar position. 

It was not just these obvious acts of affection that I had picked up on either. But whenever we went out for a walk it took less than two minutes for his hands to find mine, or for our hands to interlock over the table at dinner, being sat at one of our apartments and for us to just be sat there and his hands always found mine. I found it comforting, and the fact that this was probably a subconscious trait that he didn’t even realise he was doing made it even sweeter and special to me.

[w2soneshots]

Pub golf -W2S

words: 0.5k+

warnings: alcohol consumption.

summary: you play pub golf with the sidemen, their girlfriends and Freezy. And you and Harry are a fluffy cute couple.

notes: hello my loves!! Here is the request💓. I love the sidemen pub golf’s so I was excited to write this🤭. I hope you enjoy!🫶🏼🍻

"You ready?" Harry popped his head into the spare bedroom that he had turned into my dressing room. "Mhm. Two secs." I grabbed my lipgloss then got up. Harry's eyes widened. "That skirts a bit short." He walked up behind me to slap my ass. "Oi!" I turned around with a cheeky smile. "I'm wearing white shorts underneath, they just don't fully cover everything." I told him. "Well I don't mind, I love your big juicy bum." He joked. I chuckled.

Once we were dropped off (by a taxi) at the pub that we had all agreed to meet at me and Harry went inside. Everyone had dressed up in golf gear. We had to wait a little while for the entire group to arrive but once they did we got started. The rules are: we each have one drink per pub and are scored by the amount of swigs it takes to finish it. Downing it would give you a hole-in-one. At the end of the game, the player with the lowest score is the winner, just like real golf. But because we're playing in teams of two (me and Harry being together) we are alternating between each other, so we don't get too drunk too quickly.

"Ew, can you do this one? I hate sambuca." I asked Harry. "Yeah babe, sure." He didn't seem to be too bothered and easily took the shot. "Lovely jubbly!" Was his reaction. On the other hand Talia and JJ seemed to really struggle. No one got a point though since they all did it in one gulp.

We walked to the next pub. "This one's a pint of cider!" Simon announced to the group. I looked to Harry. "I've got this one." We ordered then went around the table, each person drinking their drink. I was second and somehow managed to do it in just two swigs. "Well in babe!" Harry gave me a massive high five. Ethan drank his in one go and so did Freezy but it took Josh four gulps to get it down. "I'm fucked." Freya said (since she was Josh's partner), making us all laugh.

After a few more pubs and many drinks everyone became increasingly more drunk. As we were walking to the next place I did a cartwheel. "Woah! What the fuck." Harry lunged forward, worried I was going to fall straight onto the pavement. I chuckled with a hiccup. He stood right next to me for the rest of the walk, his hand on the back of my skirt, as it kept flying up in the wind.

At the end of the night Tobi went through the scores, since he was the only sober one. Poor guy had been babysitting us all night. Me and Harry won with ten points. Ethan and Faith came second with twelve and Josh and Freya lost with twenty five points. Once we got in our taxis I fell asleep on Harry's shoulder. He carried me upstairs to our apartment, got me ready for bed then tucked me in.

The next morning we both woke up with an awful hangover but since we had so much fun last night and made some great memories with our closest friends we didn't mind.

[robbie-wallis]

I need to vent about Watcher, endure it if you can

Relax, this isn't a parasocial thing, but it is a long ass post, which suits me as a long ass human.

I need an outlet to discuss the terrible business decision Watcher has made by announcing their plan to leave YouTube, and this long-forgotten Tumblr account reached from its grave to grab at my ankle.

If you didn't see their video, good for you. It's extremely cringe-worthy in its sentimentality and editing, with blurry shots, pensive pauses and obligatory sad piano.

But at least there's no f'ing Ukulele.

Although, I think we might get the Ukulele in a few months.

Even though anyone who reads this is probably familiar with what the "Ghoul Boys" have done, I feel as though I need to add a little history.

WATCHER HISTORY

You can skip this part if you've been obsessively following the shenanigans, this is for the noobs who were never a "shaniac" or a "boogara".

Shane Madej and Ryan Bergara used to work at Buzzfeed. They hosted the successful Buzzfeed Unsolved shows. In 2019 they followed in the footsteps of the Try Guys and Safia Nygaaard and left Buzzfeed to create their own YouTube channel named "Watcher".

They brought along Steven Lim, another Buzzfeed person who is most known for the "Worth It" series. This series followed Lim and his friend/s spending obscene amounts of money on obscenely overpriced and indulgent products.

Think of it as being similar to the $100 V's $10,000 Sidemen content, only without the self-awareness and British "bad lads" humor.

Notably, even the Sidemen seem to have cut back on those adventures, perhaps understanding how bad it looks when so many people are struggling to pay their essential bills.

Steven became the CEO of Watcher while Shane and Ryan continued to create and present for the new channel.

They were wildly successful by YouTube standards. At the time of their self-spanking on Friday they were close to achieving 3 million subscribers, in just 4 years, based on basically only 2 cornerstone shows. If Social Blade is still a reasonably trusted source in everything but estimating income, they were gaining thousands of new subscribers every week.

Their most successful shows were Ghost Files, Puppet History, Too Many Spirits and Mystery Files.

Ghost Files is the only one of these shows which requires heavy investment, travel, a large crew and impressive production costs. These videos are shot on-location and require a lot of work. The rest are basically Good Mythical Morning style, just the two hosts and their banter.

Aside from Ghost Files, their content could be created with 3 cameras, 2 lapel mics and a good editor.

They were massively successful, solely because of Ryan and Shane.

THE DEMISE

So, what did they do on Friday 19th April? They decided to announce the launch of their own subscription platform.

Not a Patreon for extra content, behind-the-scenes, audience interaction etc, (they already had a Patreon with 6,000 paying subscribers earning them at least $50k a month), but a bespoke streaming platform which looks like a clone of Netflix.

The cost is $5.99 a month, or $60 a year.

Comparable to Netflix.

And by that I mean the price is comparable to Netflix while the content is comparable to a 4 year old YouTube channel.

Don't get me wrong, their production quality is incredible. The quantity, however, is not.

From the end of May viewers will have to pay to be a subscriber on their own platform in order to watch their shows.

They'll still be posting their trailers on YouTube, and the first episodes of new shows, but to watch it all you'll have to pay up or miss out.

Edited to add: Variety originally reported the Watcher crew were planning to remove all their existing content from YouTube to monetize it on their own platform. It's since been confirmed they will not be removing their old content. Fans are undecided whether this was a back-track after the announcement or a misunderstanding by Variety. You be the judge.

Of course, they're entitled to do this. They are creating a product and you can either enjoy it or not. No one is entitled to see it, for free, whenever they like.

Why did they do this?

Half of the sombre video gushes about their "humble beginnings" as "struggling young guys in a big harsh world", which comes across as extremely self-indulgent and ego-stroking.

A quarter of it explains how insanely successful they've been on YouTube and how this is all thanks to the fans who stuck with them after Buzzfeed, how it's allowed them to hire 25 people, how it's given them the freedom to create what they enjoy making and what the viewers want to see, and - most importantly - how it's allowed them to increase production quality on Ghost Files.

The final quarter of the video explains that this isn't good enough, the quality isn't high enough, the finish not glossy enough, it's not "TV caliber" enough! They want more, they need more, you have to give them more, mostly (apparently) because their CEO Steven Lim wants to bring back his show where he flies around the world with his bestie sipping Champagne and eating gold-leaf-covered lobster.

In short, they want more money to make even bigger things, even though their audience never asked for that.

WHY IT WILL NOT WORK

Oh my goodness, this is going to be a ride so strap in.

I'm not a YouTube creator so there are a lot of things I do not know. Having said that, I know a little about business.

This ain't Buzzfeed, y'all

Watcher became successful because of Ryan and Shane. It was their friendship, their personalities, and the content we loved to watch featuring them at Buzzfeed, that brought us along for the ride.

The audience they poached from Buzzfeed is there for them and Ghost Files. It's not there for Steven Lim and "Worth It". His show worked under the Buzzfeed umbrella only because they had numerous sub-categories in that community to support it.

The Try Guys left and created their own channel from their Buzzfeed fans.

Safia Nygaard left and created her own channel from her Buzzfeed fans.

Shane and Ryan left and created Watcher from their Buzzfeed fans.

Steven Lim left and became the CEO of Watcher. He didn't take his audience with him.

The audience of Watcher is not the audience of "watch me fly around the word with my pal and spend $100K on hand-reared, Whiskey marinaded, diamond-encrusted Kobe steak".

And... IN THIS ECONOMY?

Steven chose to become a CEO instead of a presenter. He's missed the opportunity to take that Buzzfeed audience with him.

This is made clear by the Watcher channel itself. Their "man eats food" content rarely breaks 500K views while their Ghost Files breaks 2 million consistently.

If a million of their viewers followed them from Buzzfeed to Watcher, the other 2 million have joined them since, based almost entirely on their spoopy content.

Not only did they base their channel on this genre and format, they have distilled their audience further ever since the creation of their channel and no matter how hard they try to diversify into "man eats food" it's just not working.

This ain't Netflix, y'all

As mentioned, the $5.99 charge is comparable to Netflix and just about every other streaming platform. Only Watcher can't give you even 5% of what a competing platform can offer for that price.

Other platforms also tailor their content and their pricing based on geographical location and localized economics.

You're paying far less than $5.99 a month if you live in an economy where the median household income is $300 a month. YouTube has a global audience. Their subscribers don't all live in a stable economy where $5.99 is considered disposable income.

We don't know the numbers, but I would guess only 60% of their subscribers are based in the USA, Canada, and the UK.

Even for those who do live in a stable economy, their audience is predominantly young adults and students. Most young adults are currently facing the reality that they will possibly never own their own home, they're living day-to-day trying to budget.

They've instantly priced-out a large % of their audience.

I confidently predict that diehard fans who can't see anything wrong with this will sign up for $5.99 a month, binge watch for a couple of weeks, realize there's no new spoopy content and cancel.

They'll come back when a full season of Ghost Files has arrived, pay again, binge it and leave.

Steven Lim thinks they're gonna get $5.99 a month, every month, from thousands of subscribers. In reality they're going to get maybe $12 a year, from people signing up to binge watch what they want, then leaving.

This will then decline naturally as attention wanes during the months where there is no spoopy.

This ain't good marketing, y'all

They're going to be posting "trailers and season pilots" on YouTube.

Sure, I bet YouTube is gonna be totes okay with a channel doing nothing but trying to hijack traffic for an external site.

Posting nothing but trailers and season premiers will mean maybe one full video per month during busy seasons. That's not enough to remain relevant for the algorithm.

If 80% of those posts are also just trailers saying "leave YouTube and come here", the channel will be smacked down quicker than a crypto scam using an AI generated Elongated Muskrat.

Their channel was growing steadily, but that was with full content regularly posted. When the schedule drops off, and when most of it is considered spammy by YouTube, it's going to collapse like a flan in a cupboard.

A streaming platform needs a constant flow of new subscribers just to replace the gradual drop-off (maybe ask Rooster Teeth about that). When your global audience at YouTube is gone, where are those new subscribers coming from?

The platform is also an additional overhead. It's going to cost thousands a month to keep the servers going.

This ain't good financial management, y'all

I don't know if they've already spent hundreds of thousands of $s on Lim's "men eat food" gamble, but I suspect they have.

I know they have spent hundreds of thousands of $s on a new season of Ghost Files, flying to the UK to host live events while filming those episodes.

This means they've over-extended their finances just at the moment where they've cratered their opportunities to see a return on investment.

Just that, on its own, is enough to destroy a production company.

They do not need 25 employees any more than I need an editor and proof-reader for this long ass post.

They do not need a production studio in Hollywood any more than I needed an office to write this.

They do not need to spend tens of thousands of $s on glossy graphics that appear on screen for maybe 4 seconds in one episode any more than I needed to add screengrabs to this painfully long essay.

By leaving YouTube they've lost:

Adsense revenue (which might not be much on a per-video basis but adds up with a back catalogue over years of productions)

Sponsorship deals, which allegedly contributes almost 50% of their annual revenue.

Merch sales, which is about to crash if the only people they can promote merch to are already paying per month in their smaller ecosystem.

Patreon. Why would someone pay $5.99 twice, for the same or less content?

And they've abandoned all of this for maybe a few thousand people who will probably end up paying just $12 a year when a new spoopy season arrives for them to binge.

I'm no Will Hunting, but no matter how hard I try to make the numbers work they just don't, and I don't need Robin Williams to tell me it's not my fault.

This ain't nice, y'all

Some of you are feeling like Ned's wife right now, and some of you will have no idea what that's in reference to.

Most of you will hate that I made that reference more than you hated the SNL skit.

I get it.

Maybe the worst part about all of his, from a viewer's perspective, is the dismissive nature of their sign-off.

They didn't mention the Patreon members once, not one single time in the whole video. It's like they consider the Patreon "too YouTube". They're the deformed cousin locked in the attic. They're the relative who wasn't invited to the wedding because they can't afford a Tom Ford suit. They're the colleague who isn't invited to the staff night out because they only work in accounting and no one has anything in common with Janice anyway.

These are diehard fans who were actually paying them extra to support them and enjoy a little bonus behind the scenes, and the boys didn't even consider them worthy of an utterance.

They also finished with "If you don't follow us and pay up it's been real, peace out". I'm paraphrasing, but that's basically what it was.

They spent so much of the video saying how awesome and great it was that the fans and YouTube got them to this point, but they didn't thank their Patreon members, and they ended with a blunt suggestion that if you don't follow them and pay more then you're not a real fan anyway and they don't really need you.

"Thanks for getting us here, sucks to be you, bye now!"

You made them wealthy, you helped them hire 25 people, you helped them increase production value to "TV caliber" even though you didn't ask for that, but your job is done and now you're superfluous. Only the real fans are wanted.

In the words of the great George Carlin - "It's a big club, and you ain't in it".

They're okay losing the vast majority of the people who got them here if a few thousand of those are comfortable enough to be able to pay $60 a year for a YouTube channel.

Can it get worse? Sure!

We've had a weekend to enjoy the constant heat of this bonfire and it's predictably worsened with each hour of silence from the company and its employees.

The fact that they haven't back-tracked, despite almost unanimous agreement that this is badder than the baddest thing that could happen to their company, suggests they're okay with it.

Consensus seems to be that they knew it would be this bad, and they're cool. They predicted 90% of people would scream "Boo to you good sirs! Boo indeed!" and they could still survive on the 10% who don't see a problem here.

The lack of response reinforces the narrative that they're totally fine with discarding almost their entire audience if they can just squeeze the cash they need out of whoever is left.

This ain't fixable, y'all (maybe)

Note: I don't want this to be mean, but it's going to sound a little bitchy no matter how I try to say it.

If they'd brought out the Ukulele on Saturday, or even teased Ukulele's on their socials before putting out a video on Sunday, they probably could have survived this with much hand-wringing and a little groveling.

But now I think they've grilled this Kobe steak for far too long.

They've lost 100K subscribers, and counting. The venom among Patreon members is allegedly worse than the public comments section under the video, which is startling. Dozens of YouTubers are torching them harder than a $100 crème brûlée.

People are scraping their channel content in case it's nuked.

Shane "eat the rich" Madej's sentiments over the last few years look disingenuous, to say the least. To shamelessly steal someone else's comment: "Imagine being all 'eat the rich' right before throwing yourself on the plate". He's silent while his McMansion burns down, at his own hands. "Why not!?" indeed.

Steven "I drive a Tesla" Lim's socials now make him look like a tech-bro try-hard and his use of words like "early adopter" and "soft launch" in the video only compound the belief that this was all his brainchild. He is the CEO, and that comes with responsibility and the associated blame. You can't steer the ship into the Bermuda Triangle and then disappear without looking like the bad guy.

Okay, you can disappear, but that convoluted metaphor is a mystery for someone else to solve.

Ryan "TV caliber" Bergara now sounds like an elitist who thinks YouTube is "too pedestrian" for his big plans, not big enough to meet his artistic vision. You see, he's more James Cameron, while YouTube is more like your student film club. He's grown beyond this pesky platform with billions of daily hits offering exponential growth with almost zero financial risk.

Even if they released a video today admitting they messed up big time it's still going to be hard to get the taste of this Ghost Pepper Warhead out of the collective mouth of their viewers.

This hasn't just burned their shared brand, it's singed their individual reputations among an audience upon which their careers rely.

What they should have done, on Saturday, is release a video (Ukulele or no) confessing their error. They should have announced their new platform will instead just be a bigger and better Patreon, with early access to everything, behind-the-scenes content, extra features, audience interaction etc.

They should have reversed to make clear their YouTube channel will stay the priority, their main source of revenue, but that you could get more on their own platform if you want it.

And, maybe, over time, people will pay for that. If they grow their channel to 6 million subscribers in the next 4 years there will be a couple hundred thousand of them willing and able to pay $5.99 a month for 8 years of shows, 8 years of behind the scenes content, 8 years of community involvement and regular early access to new episodes.

Maybe then they could try out their "privileged guys eat expensive food in expensive places" show and see how it does? Maybe a majority of people won't be living on the cusp of poverty by then and it won't look as tone-deaf as a 13 year old YouTuber trying to cover Jeff Buckley's "Hallelujah"? Maybe then they could hire another 50 people and make Bergara's "TV caliber" (I still don't know exactly what that means) game shows and reboots?

The clock has been ticking since they hit that "publish" button on their career ending video, but that clock is about to count down to zero and silence will permeate throughout their previously lively community.

That 1980s basement set needed someone crying in the corner, right?

The problem is, their own platform is not a terrible idea. Really, it's not the worst thing they could do. The badness came in the timing, the switch, the middle finger and the f you. They could have released this as an extra, their own Patreon alternative, waited, developed it over time into something sustainable and established.

They could still try to do that and hope this dark chapter is forgotten.

Maybe I'm wrong? Maybe Lim is a financial genius with more skill than the management of Rooster Teeth and their corporate parent company combined? Maybe this gamble will be wildly successful despite all streaming services down-sizing or just going bankrupt? Maybe they won't be back on YouTube in 3-6 months begging for views after having to lay off 20 of their employees?

I know this... if I were one of those 25 employees blind faith would not be enough to stop me from looking for another job.

I suppose this will, for now, remain... a mystery.

EDIT:

I'm not writing another essay about this, but I'm glad to see they've backtracked and made the right choice to use WatcherTV as any sane creator would - to host early access and exclusive content in addition to their YouTube channel.

Over time, while promoting it in every video, building up that trust and fan base, it can be a secure and long-term financial bonus helping them to expand their business incrementally as finances allow.

Why this wasn't the plan all along is anyone's guess. Gambling everything on this was never the sane decision.

I still think they need to scale back on costs. I still think the food content is not currently a viable source of income while being a serious drain on resources. I still think they need to stop hiring all their friends and they need to hire one person who doesn't have personal relationships with everyone there and can make the tough business decisions.

No one likes firing people, it's ten times worse when it's a friend. But this is a reality of business and just wishing it wasn't so isn't going to make it go away. It would be awesome if we could all run a business where we can hire all our friends and family, never have to rely on any outside funding, make whatever we want, make a great living in one of the most expensive cities in the world and continue to grow.

That's just not the reality.

Their apology was genuine, in my opinion. I just hope they can work out the right financial balance.

[scrumptiouskoalahottub]

☁️Matchmaker| George Clarke

[You're part of the production team for the sidemen, you're shooting on set with multiple guests where the sidemen open a restaurant for a day and have to invite their friends to test/try the food they prepare, one of them being George Clarke. You've never met him before but you seem to hit it off pretty quickly and get along great, which your coworkers pick up on]

It's 8am and you're just getting ready to set off to set to prepare the equipment for the day, you opt for avocado on toast as a quick breakfast snack before you catch the tube into central London, arriving for 9am you're greeted by All the boys and the rest of your production team. "Morning guys!" You say all cheery, as you waltz in, "do we know the initial set up for today?" You ask. "Yeah we've got 3 on kitchen, 1 on bar 2 serving and 1 front or house" Kon explains, you have a look at the guest list for the shoot to see if there's anyone you know.

Guest list:

Table 1 : George Clarkey, Arthurtv, Arthur hill 12pm-2pm

Table 2: Danny Aarons, Tennessee Thresh, AngryGinge 1pm-4pm

Table 3: Random Extras (table of 6 hen party) 3pm-6pm

Table 4: WillNE, James Marriott 3pm-6pm

You finishing looking at the guest list and prepare your camera for your station, you're in front of house & Guest interviewing, which means you'll record entrances or the guests and ask them how their experiences was/their expectations of the evening. The time is now 11am and you've just finished setting up the cameras for the day, you quickly take promo shots of the boys in their outfits for the intro and set the tables ready for the first guests to arrive. You were told the dress agenda was casual so you wear your flared mom jeans with a white bodysuit and your hair in a claw clip. The time is now 11:45 and the first guests have started to arrive in time for their first interviews. The first up is George Clarkey, Arthurtv and Arthur hill.

You meet them outside to record their intros, "hi guys, I'm y/n I'm part of the production team, I'm just going to film your intros before we let you in. Just a brief description on what you expect from today's experience and how you expect it to go" you explain to them and they all nod. "so which one of you is George?" You ask reading from the sheet, a tall, brown haired boy holds his hand up "that's me" he smiles at you, "nice to finally put a face to the name" you smile as you chuckle "Arthurtv?" Another, tall brown haired boy holds his hand up as you smile at him "and I assume you're Arthur Hill right?" You smile at the last boy remaining "yeah I am, how did you guess?" He laughs

You film their intro infront of the doors and ask them some questions, you couldn't help but feel a warm gaze heading in your direction, it was George. You kept catching him looking through the camera towards you as you were filming, you shrug it off and wrap up their intros and walk them inside, you film their entrance as they're met by Ethan in front of house, they head over to the bar to collect their drinks from JJ as they are shown to their table. Your part of filming was done for the most part so you take a seat as JJ makes you one of his "special" cocktails. "What have you put in this" you look at him concerned "nothing crazy don't worry" he laughs "so that means there's something crazy in it then" you let out a loud laugh as you take a sip of the cocktail, you set it down and look up to find George still catching your gaze. You set your drink down and make your way to the table to check in on them.

"Hey guys is everything okay?" You ask them with a warm smile "y-yeah fine thanks" George says stuttering his face turning red, tv&hill look at him and laugh "bro just tell her" TV says "tell me what?" You ask curiously "he thinks you're really pretty" Hill replies, George buries his head into his hands from the second hand embarrassment "aw thanks George, you're not so bad yourself" you smile at him as he emerges from his hands "right I best get back, I'll catch up with you guys soon, enjoy your food" you wave and walk away, you hear George faintly say "why the fuck did you do that" as he laughed with them both. "He seemed friendly" Kon mentions as you walked back "yeah he said I was pretty" you laugh as you, greet the other guests for their seats, you film their intros and set them down.

You've got 2 hours to kill before the next batch of people arrive, George and his friends were set to leave in around 20 minutes so you collect your camera ready to film their outros "ready boys?" You ask them as they emerge from their seats, you walk them over to the corner of the bar to film their ratings before the other guests arrive. You place your camera down and thank them for coming, they all leave when George stops in his tracks and turns to you "I know this is weird because we've just met but I couldn't get your number could I?" He asks, the boys smirk as they leave you to it "that's not weird, sure pass me your phone" you say as he hands you his phone, you enter your number and hand the phone back to him "it's been nice to meet you, I'll text you yeah?" He says "you too! I look forward to it" you reply with a warm smile, you give him a hug as he waves you goodbye and leaves. Suddenly you hear an abundance of clapping from behind you as all the boys cheer

"We knew that was going to happen!" JJ shouts "oh yeah and whys that?" You reply laughing "y/n we could feel the tension like an electric fence, he was digging you from the start!" Tobi chimed in "oh stop it" you laugh as you sit yourself down and prepare for the next guests

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Part 2?

[imaginaryhl]

The Attack

Sidemen X OC

WC: 5K

Warnings ⚠️ drunk, sexual harassment, attempted SA, blood, fighting, scars, body omagh, trauma (tell me if I missed anything.)

Summery: Alexandria is meeting the boys at a club, on her way there she gets attacked by a man.

Circa 2015

Another day another night out. Alexandria was dressed to impress in a short sparkly dress with spaghetti straps, a pair of high heels and a small clutch that fit her phone, ID, credit card and a few notes. She was itching for a night out and letting loose. She loved clubbing and having fun, the night life in general. She had spent the day at a friend’s house and got ready there, but the rest of the sidemen were all coming, she knew they weren’t all going to come at the same time. She knew her friends well enough to know that. Knowing that Ethen is the person to call and have him meet her there first, her best friend always had her back. Alexandria for one didn’t want to go in the club alone, especially with the rise of the group’s popularity. She wasn’t comfortable being in that kind of spotlight alone, it would probably trigger her anxiety. 

“Lovey, I just arrived, how far are you?” She asked Ethen on the phone, having parked the car a block away from the club, knowing there would be no spots close to the club at this time. 

“Just 5 minutes, I got JJ with me.” Ethen told her and she sighed, but got out of the car nonetheless, they got an Uber so they’d meet her at the entrance. “Are we meeting at the entrance or do you want us to meet you where you parked?”

“No I’m already out of the car, I’ll see you in a bit.” Hanging up she started making her way to the club. The street was empty however from past experiences she knew once she turned a corner she’s gonna be met with people who were heading in for the club. The air was a bit cold making her once again want to hit herself for forgetting her jacket at her friend’s house, she texted Vik to grab her one from the house on his way, so she had to suffer from the car to the club. Checking her phone for the group chat having texted them that she arrived, asking for an ETA for the rest of the group. Walking and looking at your phone isn't really the smartest thing to do while you're alone, at night, dressed like this.

At the last alleyway Alex passed before rounding the corner, she was suddenly pulled to the side of the pavement into an alleyway. Before she could let out more than a squeak a hand was placed on her mouth and she was being dragged further into the alleyway. It wasn’t even that suspicious of an alleyway in the middle of the day it would’ve had heavy traffic through it. Her phone and clutch drop as she moves her hands to the hand on her mouth, while an arm wraps around her waist to pull her even further. She digs her heels into the ground but her foot slides and she twists her right ankle.

“Stop fighting.” A rough and probably drunk voice demands in her ear, leaving Alex stunt for a moment, before she’s shoved into the wall and comes face to face with her attacker. The man looked to be in his thirties with dishevelled hair, and bags under his eyes, seeing him made it all so real. The crazy look in his eyes had her filled with fear, as a woman you knew what certain looks men gave you meant and this could easily turn into murder. Whimpering, she looks to the end of the alleyway looking for any kind of help. “No one is coming for you… I-I know you.” He said with a crazy tone to his voice, he’s clearly out of his mind. “I watch you all the time, I saw you at the- the club two weeks ago.”

“Please, please.” She tried to plead with him, but his arm was firm on her chest and mouth while his other arm was moving doing something she couldn’t see, but it wasn’t touching her, her voice was muffled coming out as gibberish.

“I’ve been coming here each day waiting for you.” He whispered and moved his head to the side of Alex’s head and the tears she was trying to hold in just started flowing, fuck, this is bad, really bad, she felt his stinky breath on her shoulder and neck, and he just licks at her neck making her sob and try to push him off her, he tried to go back to lick and bite but she’s moving too much for him to do what he wants. That makes him angry, his soft whispering voice is replaced with an angry grunt as he pulls her against him and then with a push slams her against the wall. Her head hitting the wall pretty hard, she loses vision for a long second leaving her disoriented, it takes her a moment to gather her senses, and she finds out what he was doing with his other arm, he’s holding a knife. “I- don’t move, or this will hurt, I dont want to hurt you, I just want you to listen, look, I can be good for you, I dont know who you’re fucking but I promise you I can be better, I-I can take care of you, you won’t have to worry about anything.”

“Please, just let me go, I won't tell anyone anything.” She whimpers once he uncovers her mouth to let her answer his question.

“NO! You’re- you’re not listening.” He gets so angry at this, and looks at her in shock as if thinking ‘how dare you refuse me, how dare you say no’ before he moves the knife to her neck, her heart drops as she prepares to die, with weak knees she tries once again to plead with him. 

“Ple-“ 

“SHUT UP!” Sucking in a breath she knows there’s no talking him out of this, she tries to push his hand away to run away, giving it a last try. She won’t let him kill her. She won’t die without fighting. She manages to push his arm up and she turn but he’s stronger, even while drunk, he’s stronger. She feels a sting that turns into a burn and a dark liquid runs down her face and covers her right eye. It takes her a moment to register what happened. He cuts her across the face, the adrenaline stops her body from feeling the full extent of the pain, but she feels it burn. “Look what you made me do, you daft bitch.”

He pushes her to ground and gets on top of her, at this point panic just sets in and tries to push him off her, with one eye closed from blood, and the feeling light headed crashes against her, she screams, she doesn’t know where she gained the strength but she doesn’t know how much longer she’s going to be awake for and she won’t just let him do anything he wants. 

She screams as he tries to shut her up but he’s also trying to get off her dress, with her trashing and moving and screaming, he punches her a couple times, before just getting his knife and cuts down her dress in the middle, the asshole doesn’t just cut her dress the knife went deep and cut her skin.

Alexandria started calling for Ethen, her friends are supposed to be here, he said he was close. She screams as the man tries to take off her clothes no longer caring about her screaming. She feels herself getting weaker, but she just screams and screams, calling for help, for her friends, for anyone.

Suddenly the man’s weight is off of her, but she continues screaming, as she pulls herself up, a hand tries to touch her but she screams more, as she pushes herself back still on her butt with blood just covering her face, and chest. 

“Alexandria, love it's me, it’s Ethen, it's okay we got you.” She hears Ethan’s voice and she tries to calm down to look at the person in front of her, she looks to the side to see JJ on top of the man just punching him. Ethan moves to block her view of the man, he takes off his jacket and covers her with it while he pushes at her chest where he sees blood still oozing out.

Ethan tries not to panic which is hard, she’s his best friend, his friend from school, he doesn’t know life without her in it. And here she is, sitting in a pool of her own blood looking like she’s going to drop dead at any moment. He looks at her face and the wound isn't bleeding as much, but her face was covered in blood, he still pushes at a part of the cut that had blood coming from it. 

“The police are coming, someone called them, okay? I need you to focus on me, okay. Just look at me.” Ethan tries to get her to focus on him, to not lose consciousness until the ambulance arrives. He tries not to get affected but her blood is everywhere, her is dress hanging on by a thread and Josh and Vik who just got here are trying to pull JJ from the now unconscious man. It doesn’t take long before the police sirens fill the street, a small crowded has formed at the entrance of the alleyway. A woman standing closer, she’s the one that first called for help, having seen Alex’s belongings at the start of the alleyway and heard the ruckus she ran to the Club and called for help, screaming for help. Ethan took one look at the clutch and phone in her hand before he ran to where the woman was pointing, JJ quickly running after him.

Once the police arrive they rush to the scene, the guys had already managed to get JJ of the man. Normally he’s a very kind man, but JJ saw red once he saw the man on top of Alex, he didn't even get a good look at her before he was on top of the man. That’s his friend, his sister, and she was screaming and calling for help with a man on top of her. It doesn’t take the police long before they assess the situation and see what happened, the ambulance arrives not a minute later and two of the EMTs rush to Alex’s side while one goes to look at the man. The police pick up the bloody knife with a bag and take it in as evidence. 

Alexandria was almost out of it, her hearing coming and going along with her sight, the blood loss, the trauma, she was coming off the adrenaline rush and her head took a few hits. She just closed her eyes hoping she wouldn't die, not like this, not because of a man.

Ethan panics once she closes her eyes and doesn't open them, he’s pushed to the side as the paramedics take his place, Josh pulls him away, but he too can’t take his eyes off her, bloody and bruised. Looking so helpless, something she never looked before. Their thick skinned confident friend looks… dead.

She’s quickly placed on a stretcher and into the back of the ambulance with Ethan in the back with her. Simon, Harry and Tobi all hear what happened once they arrived, looking at JJ’s bloody fist while he talked with the police and a now conscious man being pushed into the back of the police car they try to understand what happened from Josh, who put what happened together from just looking at you. Once the police got JJ’s information and Alex’s they let him go, with a promise to go to the hospital to see her. The woman who called for help also tells her statement and hands over Alex’s things too. Alexandria’s friends’, rush to the hospital once JJ is let go and not arrested. 

***

Once the group makes it to the hospital coming in frantic, having called Ethan and were told Alex rushed into surgery. They looked frantic and chaotic speaking over each other and asking left and right for their friend.

“Boys!” Ethan called for his friends, having followed their voices, the poor nurses looked flustered. It’s the early hours of the morning and the hospital is otherwise calm, it’s the middle of the week. Looking at Ethan he had blood on his clothes, his hands now cleaner, but the blood stained his skin a little, he looked like he'd been awake for days. As a group they moved closer to him, but it was Josh who pulled Ethan for a hug. Ethan and Alexandria have known each other since they were kids, they grew up together, seeing someone you considered family in that state is hard, it could shake you to your core. Ethan is very protective of Alex, to the point she sometimes finds it overbearing. “They- they’re almost done.”

“Did they say anything?” Harry asked fiddling a little.

“Yeah, thankfully the wounds were not deep enough to cut any major arteries or hit any organs, but she’ll probably have scars, also they took her for a scan so see if she has anything wrong with her head. That fucker hit her head badly.” Ethan told them his emotions all over the place, he was scared for her but he’s so angry that it made his blood boil. He wants to get the sad excuse of a human being and beat the shit out of him.

“The police got him, they’ll come around to take Alexandria’s statement as well.” JJ told Ethan, before they all shuffled to the waiting space Ethan was waiting in. 

“Should we call her family?” Vik asked Tobi and Josh who were sitting on either side of him, the waiting room chairs were split into threes. 

“I think we should wait.” Tobi said and Josh agreed with him. “Just to make sure everything is okay, try not to scare them.”

***

Simon was pacing by the time the doctor came into the waiting room for them, it was a sight to see, when seven men surrounded him waiting for news.

“Uh, are any of you a family member?” The doctor asked the group.

“I’m one of her emergency contacts.” Ethan told the doctor, once they moved to London Alex made sure to add him to the top of her emergency contacts.

“Alright, we’ve stitched the cuts up, they’ll need to be covered for a while as they start to heal, we’re waiting for her to wake up to know if she has a concussion or not, she has bruises, her skull almost cracked but thankfully she only sustained a few small cuts on her head, her right eye is swollen shut and she has bruises to her back… I know it’s a lot but everything will heal up and besides the scars she’ll physically recover.”

“Physically.” Ethan muttered under his breath. 

“Can we see her?” Josh asked the bruning question. 

“Yes, try not to overwhelm her, she’s also on painkillers, so be aware of that.”

The group was led to her room, walking in Alexandria looked to be still sleeping. The bruises seemed to have set in, the left side of her face bandaged up, and no doubt her torso was also wrapped up, the right side of her face was all shades of black blue and purple, her lips looked to be busted.

“Fuck, I wanna kill that fucker.” Harry muttered and looked at the sleeping girl, the Sidemen looked out for each other, especially their only female, she’s been through enough in her life and being the only female got her a ton of hate, this is just unfair. How come men can just use their strength over women when they’re meant to protect them and look out for them, it doesn't make sense in his head.

“Me and you both, mate.” Ethan agreed followed by the rest, there weren't many places to sit in the room so they just sat around on chairs and the floor. Josh went out and called Freya and told her what happened, telling her he’ll need her to get some clothes for Alex when she wakes up. Ethan also made a call to his mum told her what happened, and told her to tell Alex’s parents, knowing that them going next door and telling them face to face would be better than him telling them over the phone. 

In 30 minutes Alexandria started to wake up, she groaned, gaining everyone’s attention, they wanted to gather around the bed but the doctor told them not to overwhelm her. Ethan and JJ being the closest stood around the bed while the others looked on from their spots. 

“Fuck.” Alex muttered, she felt the bandage around her torso, it felt uncomfortable, opening her eyes was hard, or impossible, she could barely see anything. Her right eye bandaged for the stitches covering the right side of her face and her left swollen so bad she could barely open them, blood vessels have also popped in her eyes making the whites of her eye a map of red. She started to panic and moved her hands to her head.

“Hey, hey, don’t do that.” Ethan and JJ had a had stopped her hands from reaching her head. “Calm down Lovey, you’re in the hospital.”

Hearing Ethan’s voice calmed her down, and like that the events that happened not long ago rushed to the forefront of her memory, she could barely see anything and that made tears rush into her eyes, she couldn't feel anything due to the painkillers but that also made her panic.

“Why can’t I see?” She asked her voice filled with fear and panic, Ethan choked up looking at her, he lowered his head unable to look at her.

“Your left eye is swollen and the right is under a bandage.” JJ told her softly, the tears just left her eyes, wetting the bandage and her barely open eye, thinking about what happened she could still feel his hands on her body around her mouth. Sobs wracked her body hard as they left her in waves.

Her sobs wouldn’t leave their minds for a long time, if ever. Ethan knew that her screaming for help, for him, wouldn’t ever leave him. Unable to stop himself JJ pulled her into his chest, Alexandria clutched his shirt in her fist as if it was her lifeline. No one could tell her it’s okay, the traumatic event will live with her for life, now everytime she looked into the mirror she’d remember that night.

 ***

Tobi left to get the doctor, telling them that she woke up. She calmed down enough. The doctor asked them to leave so they’d do a quick test to just be sure everything was okay, after making sure she was okay and with instructions to call anyone once she started to feel pain the doctor left. She’s been given the run down of the extent of her injuries.

Ethan, Vik and Simon walked back while the others went in search of the cafeteria for a much needed caffeine dose and food.

Over her stay in the hospital the boys took turns staying with her. Alexandria called her father, she told him she’s okay and that they didn't have to come, she honestly didn't want them to see her like that, and gave them instructions to tell her brothers to not come as well. In the morning Freya came with a change of clothes and a box of Alex’s favourite chocolate. Alex had to take a few doses of painkillers. 

She was relieved when the doctor told her she can leave by that night if she doesn't have any complications, which was not expected but just to be sure. The police came by and took her statement, it’s and open and shut case, as there was a CCTV in the alleyway, one of the shops had a door in the alleyway and they had a camera sat there that the police got their hands on, they took photos of her face and torso for evidence.

***

By night time on the day she was set to be let out, only Harry, Ethan, Josh and Freya stayed the rest left, the room was crowded and the small sofa in the room wasn't the best to nap on. It’s been days since anyone got a good night’s sleep. Alexandria slept with the newer doses of painkillers.

Leaving the hospital with pills, and a long list of instructions how to clean the wound, when it’s okay to cover the stitches when it’s not okay, instructions to come back for a check up in a week. But Alex wasn't fully relieved, she re lived that night in her dreams when she slept, and it wasn't just her physical pain she was thinking about, everytime she thinks about that man she wants to cry, curl in a ball and disappear. She didn't try to look at herself in the mirror when she went into the bathroom and she doesn't want to.

The ride back home was almost silent, everyone lost in their own thoughts, Alexandria needed help getting to and from the car with her eyes out of commission. Freya was the one assigned for that, the guys thought that maybe a female touch would be better at the moment. The rest of the boys were waiting at home, having ordered food for everyone, Alex’s favourite. However the female just asked Freya to help her to her room, she wanted nothing more than to curl up in her bed and do nothing but cry herself to sleep.

***

The day after Alex found herself in her room, the puffiness in her eye has gone down, and she sat in front of the full length mirror in her room but she couldn’t make herself look up at herself. Come on Alexandria you can do it, you have to, you have to see what that bastard has done to you. Taking a deep breath she looked up, her lip quivered as she saw the state she’s in, she bit at the inside of her bottom lip slightly, feeling a little pain from the cut there. The right side of her face is just blotches of colours, her eye looked scary, the bright blue of her eye is jarring against the red that has become of her eye whites, her eye still a little swollen. Her figure was hunched, her shoulders coming in on themselves, she’s never looked smaller in her eyes. Whipping away the tear that managed to escape, Alex started taking the bandage of her face, seeing the stitches across her face from her temple to her cheek level with the bottom of her nose almost. It was an angry cut, so many stitches. Standing up she took off her shirt, she won’t be able to wear a bra until she heals.

The scar ran from between her breasts to just two or three centimetres above her belly button. This cut looked worse than the one on her face, this one had deeper and shallower parts and it wasn’t that straight, since the one on her face was done in one sweep it was cleaner in a sense. 

Touching her angry skin with the tip of her fingers, the tears she tried to stop just flowed. Pressing her hand to her mouth to stop the tears as she sobbed. It’s real, she was almost raped, she’s been beat and cut up, not three days ago, this isn’t a nightmare she’ll wake up from. Tears kept welling in her eyes and racing down her cheeks. Why me? Why did it have to be me?  She couldn't look away, her eyes taking her body in through blurry vision and shaking shoulders. Not being able to stand anymore she sat down, the hunch in her shoulders left her stitches irritated, the pain, another reminder of what happened. 

Alex placed her hands on the floor and leaned over, unable to take the pain any more, not the physical pain, not the pain that ran like lava through her veins, but the pain that left her broken, shattered. She wanted to get out of her body, she wanted to not be her. She wished she could be someone else, turn back time, and decide not to go out.

An hour later Alex sat her back to the wall, her shirt back on, she was staring at nothing, looking at nothing a tear leaving her eyes every now and then, so lost in her own mind that she didn’t hear the knock on the door, or someone coming in, not until she felt a hand on her shoulder. She didn't jump, just moved her head and locked eyes with Ethan. Seeing her like this made his heart clench with pain.

Ethan kneeled beside her and held her face in his hands softly, careful not to touch her too much and cause her any more pain. Whipping her tears with his thump, trying to stop his own tears. 

“You’re strong, Lovey, so strong.” Ethan’s voice was full of emotion, full of love, full of worry, full of anger and anguish. Shaking her head left and right Alexandria’s tears picked up pace. “You are, you’re the strongest person I know, always have been, and you’re going to be okay, we're all here for you and we’ll help you.”

“I don’t think I can get through this.” She muttered, unable to get her voice any stronger. 

“Yes you can, you have to, you can’t let him win, you’ll have us to help you every step of the way, you’ll have me, and we’re going to show him that what he did didn’t break you, we’ll get you the best help we can. And if there’s one thing I'm sure about is that you’re going to be okay and that you’re going to be stronger, Lovey, we’re in this together.” Pulling her in to kiss her forehead, Alex leaned on his chest as he softly held her. They sat there for a bit before they pulled apart, Ethan stood up and helped Alex stand up taking her hands in his. “Come on, we need to get some food in you.”

Walking into the kitchen Vik and Harry were getting food out of delivery bags. 

“Just in time.” Vik said with a smile, he did everything in himself not to flinch seeing Alex’s red eye and the cut on her face. 

“What did you get?” Alex asked, sitting on one of the chairs looking through the food. 

“Your favourite things from Nandos.” Harry said and placed her food in front of her, he took the seat beside her, rubbing her back softly for a moment. He stayed over just for her. Alex gave him a brief and a little fake smile, but he took it, they’d all take it. As a group of friends they have a long way ahead of all of them, and they’re all willing to take it. They’ll stay by her side until she’s back to normal and stronger than before. They’re a family after all.

***

Alex was out of all Sidemen videos for over a month, she hasn’t done a video on her channel or been in any of her friend’s channels’ as well. She’s been MIA from all her social media accounts. Rumours went around that she was kicked out of the Sidemen, those who never approved of her were happy, those who loved her were worried. 

The time away was needed, Alex’s journey was far from over, but in the time she spent just working on herself was what she needed. Her bruises all faded away, no trace of them left and her stitches were out and replaced by a scar it’s supposed to take from 8 to 16 weeks to be completely healed, the one on her face would be a line of light skin when it finishes healing, supposedly. The one on her torso on the other hand would have some raised parts and the scar was bigger and wider. 

There was a moment when Alexandria was sitting with her friends, the troops, her girlfriends and just everyone who mean a lot to her in London were over, they were told what happened and everyone was there for her, Freya had spent a lot of her free time with Alexandria the last few weeks, something that Alex will hold close to her for as long as she lived, while sitting there her friends acting like they always did Alexandria decided that she’s had enough of living through the pain of what happened, the flashback and nightmares were still there everyday but it’s been getting easier to deal with them.

“How are you?” Came from Alex’s side a small smile made its way to her face, Harry had a drink in his hand, he sat next to Alex on the sofa as everyone was kind of doing their own thing at the moment, people were drinking, talking and what not, everyone was just chilling.

“I’m okay, I’m doing… better.” And that’s the truth.

“Ethan said you want to do a video about what happened.” Harry’s voice was a bit lower that before, he didnt know who she wanted to know.

“Yeah, I've been thinking about it. I already had a few things filmed on my phone but I think I should film this- this journey- sort of, I’m on, I’ve been on a lot of pages and subreddits and forums and things like that, for women who went through similar stuff, and I don't know… either way I’ll have to talk about it at some point. My therapist said that it’s okay, so there’s that.” Alex explained and leaned slightly towards Harry, her shoulder touching him for a moment. “You know, you and the guys really helped me alot.”

“It-it was all you, Lexy.” Harry shrugged.

“Not true, you’ve been over more than ever before, I know you lot have a chat without me in it, and we’ve eaten all my favourite food more than ever. One of you is always with me when I go to the doctor’s and that’s just scratching the surface.” Alex couldn't count on one hand the amount of things the boys have done for her.

“I’m proud of you either way.” Harry stated and pulled her for a side hug.

[yourimagines]

Can I request a KSI smut where she's works for the sidemen and one late night when they're working together they have really passionate sex and the next day he reveals he's always had a crush on her and asks her out to date and then the boys are like finally

🙈 🙈

Hope you like it, if not let me know and I write another one for you.

Feelings

* English Is not my first language I apologise

* Triggers: 18+, Smut, Swearing and Fluff

Y/n POV

It was a long day on set, Harry was yelling, Ethan was tired and JJ was trying not to laugh. “Harry stop.” Tobi says as Harry runs away with the fake trophy in his hands. Ethan starts to laugh but looks over at me, giving me a hint that he’s done for today. Josh sighs and stares at the rest of the group. “Maybe we need to finish this one up at home, everyone can record a bit and then y/n can edit it all together like always.” JJ says as he walked over to me. “Right?” I nodded and got up from my chair. “I think that’s the best option, we’re all getting tired and probably hungry as well.” I agreed with him, everyone was done not only the sidemen but also the team behind the cameras. “Great, I’m ready to go home.” Ethan says and grabs his jacket, ready to leave.

I helped the team to pack their stuff up, it was a long exhausting day but it was all worth it. JJ stayed around the studio, helping the guys with carrying the supplies to the car. “Y/n, do you want to grab some food and chill at my place?” He said as he walked over to me. “Uhh yeah sure.” I nodded and grabbed my jacket and my bag. “Great, I’m starving.”

KSI POV

We grabbed some food and went to my house. “Maybe you should film your part before you lay down.” She says as I lay down on the sofa. “Why?” She giggles and walks over to the kitchen. “Because you’re getting tired and then you don’t want to film it anymore. I need those tapes JJ.” She grabbed two plates and placed our takeout on it. “Yeah….tomorrow?” She shot me a glare and I immediately held my hands up in the air. “Okay okay, I’ll do it now.” I stood up with a big sigh and walked over to her. “Good, when you’re done you can do whatever you want.” She handed me a plate and smiled at me. “Thanks.”

She was laughing as I tried to film my part for the fifth time. “Oh please y/n, not again.” I fucked it up again and she starts to cry from all the laughter. “Sorry! I-I stop now.” She wiped away her tears and turned around to look away from me. “What are you doing?” I asked her confused. “Looking away from you, I can’t help it JJ.” A small giggle escaped and I shook my head. “Okay then, I’ll do this very quick.” I pressed the record button and tried again.

Y/N POV

After a few times he got the perfect recording. “So, time for a movie.” He says and plops down on the sofa. “Thank you for the food and the hundred recordings.” I grabbed my bag and placed the camera in it. “Are you going?” I looked up and he was looking at me. “Yes, I need to do a lot of things, editing and other work.” He shook his head and pats with his left hand beside him on the sofa. “No you’re not, come and watch a movie with me.” I gently shook my head and grabbed my jacket. “No I’m sorry, I can’t. I have so much work to do JJ.” He stood up and walked over to me. “Y/n please stay, this is not healthy. You’re always working, it’s almost 1 am, you’re not going home at this time of the night.” I looked at the time from my phone and saw he’s right. “Just stay the night.” He gently brushed his fingers against my shoulder. “Okay.”

We both laid down on the sofa, a blanketed was thrown over us and the only light in the room came from the tv. “What an idiot.” He whispered as something happened in the movie. I wasn’t really paying attention to the movie, I was looking at him. “What?” I was so lost in my own world that I didn’t saw him turning his head to look at me. “Nothing.” I looked back at the tv and felt my cheeks burning up. “You sure?” I nodded and tried to focus on the movie. I felt him moving a bit and laid his arm quietly around my shoulder, making my heart race.

KSI POV

She was blushing hard as I made a small move on her. I flexed my muscles and saw her looking at my hand that hung loosely over her arm. “Is it me or it warm in here.” I moved my arm back and pulled my shirt off. She starts to giggle. “It’s you JJ.” She grabbed the blanket and pulled it more towards her body. “Are you cold? I’m sweating like I’m a sauna.” She nods as she wraps the blanket around her. “Are you really that warm?” She briefly looked at my chest but quickly looked up at my eyes again. “Yeah, you can feel it.” Her hand carefully went up and touched my arm. “How?!” I started to laugh and shrugged. ‘Because of you.’ “I don’t know, maybe something wrong with the heating system.” Her hand was still laying on my arm and I just wrapped my arms around her, pulling her close. She starts to laugh. “JJ.” She said surprised. “Let me warm you up, you’re cold.” She giggles softly and relaxes against my chest. “This is surprisingly cosy.” She says as she lays her head down against my chest.

Now it became a real challenge for me as I felt my boner pushing hard against my shorts. She was all in her own world again as he fingers brushed against my chest tattoo, tracing along with the lines. I moved my hips slightly to relieve some tension but failed as she immediately stopped moving. ‘Oh shit, she felt it.’ She slightly moved her legs and looked up at me. She looked so beautiful, slightly biting down on her lip and looking at me with her big Bambi eyes. “I think your heater is broken.” She says softly as her face was flustered again. “Let me help you with that then.”

Y/n POV

His fingers brushed against my skin when he lifted my shirt off, revealing most of my body. His eyes dropped down to my bra and his fingers brushed over my stomach, up to the underside of my bra. I moved my legs again, trying to get some relief between my legs as I slightly moved against his thigh. “Fuck….” He whispered as his fingers went up over my breasts. “JJ…” it was al getting too much, his boner poking against my leg, his fingers brushing over my skin, my pussy that was all heated up. “Yes?” He was looking at me as one of his hands went up to my face. “I’m….can you..” my brain was in a big mess and he just smiles, his thumb caressed my cheek. “Of course I’ll help you out.”

His hands moved to my back and gently unclasped my bra. “Beautiful girl.” He throw it to the side and moved his large hands over them. Squeezing them and playing with my nipples. I moved my hands to his shoulders, touching him lightly. He moved on of his hands down to my joggers and slowly went in. “Fuck, you’re wet.” His fingers brushed over my damped panties. I wanted to touch him so I moved my hands down, going over his toned body. He gently moved my panties to the side and starts to rub over my wet pussy. A soft moan escaped from me and he looked up. “You like that huh?” I nodded as he teasingly pushed his finger in.

KSI POV

My boner was getting painful now and I moved her a bit more up to sit down on me. My fingers were drenched in her juices as I pulled them out. “Look at that…” she blushed and looked away from me. I grabbed her chin with my clean hand and pushed her gently back to look at me. “Is okay babe.” She shyly nods and I released her chin, moving back to her ass. “Let me take these off.” I pulled her joggers down and threw them somewhere in the room. She was fiddling with the strings of my joggers. “I agree.” I winked at her and kicked my joggers off as well. I grabbed her waist and pulled her back into my lap again. She was flustered again as she sat on my lap, feeling my boner against her own wet pussy. “Do want you want babes.” I moved a bit back into the sofa and looked at her, she was shy but moved her hand back to my stomach. Her hips started slightly to move and I grabbed her ass, guiding her to ride my thigh.

She moved her hips and her hands moved over my stomach. I grabbed her face and pulled her closer to mine, causing her to lay down on me. I moved closer and kissed her lips, my other hand moved over her body and she did the same. My hand went down to her panties and pulled them carefully down. Her hand was stroking over my boner who was still trapped in my shorts. “I want you JJ.” She moan against my lips. “Yeah?” She nods and gently squeezed into my boner.

I flipped us over and got my hard throbbing dick out of my pants. She bite down on her lip and parted her legs for me. I grabbed her hip and slowly pushed myself in. A gasp came from her and a small grunt came from me. “Fuck…” I started to move gently as she was tight. “JJ…” I nodded and kissed her lips. “I know…I’ll take it easy.” I moved my lips over to her neck and kissed every bit of it, leaving all wet kisses behind.

Y/N POV

He was huge and painful but he was gently with me. Leaving kisses behind my skin, moving slowly and whispering small praises into my ear. I felt good and weirdly enough loved by him. The way he touched me, the way he moved his hips. It didn’t took me long to get that high and came all over him. He pulled out in time and cleaned up his mess. He took care of me and made sure I was comfortable before falling asleep, naked in his arms on his sofa while the movie started all over again.

It was late in the morning when Deij knocked on his door. “JJ! Get your ass up, we have plans today!” His voice rang through the room. JJ groans and gets up, grabbed his pants and walked to the door. “Give me a minute, I over slept.” Deij groaned but walked back to his car. “I need to go, I’ll see you later at Simon’s house okay?” He gathered all my clothes and laid them neatly on the sofa. “Okay.” I gave him a smile and he quickly pulled some clothes on and left me alone in his house.

KSI POV

I was already at Simon’s house and felt a bit nervous after what happened last night. I haven’t told anyone but I knew I had to asked her out. “Y/n is here, so we can get started.” Josh said as Harry walks in with y/n. She looked like all ways beautiful. A big smile on her face as she entered the room. “Hello, how’s everyone?” She asks. "Good how about you?" Ethan replies to her as she sat down next to me, as that was the last empty spot. "I'm good, thank you." She unpacked her bag and pulled out her laptop. Harry kicked my leg as he passed by, snapping me out of staring at her.

She was trying her best to not look at me, she's probably ashamed or regretting it. "That's the video, I think it's pretty solid." She looked up from her laptop and looked at us. "It's very good." I said in a lower voice as they others were talking louder over my voice. "Thank you." She looked shyly at me as she heard me talking to her. "Who wants some food?" Tobi says as the silence became a little bit awkward. "Me, I'm hungry." "Me too man"

We were standing alone in the kitchen, grabbing a plate of food as the others were playing a video game. "Are you okay?" I whispered to her, not wanting the others know what happened between us last night. "Yes....are you?" I nodded and turned my body towards her, fully facing her. "Y/N....I-I thought about it and I want to take you out, proper date." Her expression changed from being embarrassed to smiling shyly. "Really?" I nodded and let out an awkward laugh. "Yeah....I like you." She smiled and bite down on her lower lip. "I like you too JJ."

We both walked towards the rest and our face expression gave it away. Harry shouted a finally as Simon looked confused. " He asked her you dumb fuck." Ethan said with a laugh. "Really?" Y/N nodded as she sat down next to Tobi. "He asked me on a date." Josh gave me a pat on my shoulder as I sat down next to him and Ethan. "Finally man, took you way too long." They all joked about it as they were happy for me and for Y/N.

[justaphangirl07]

Hello!! I was wondering if you could do a cute

imagine about how you meet Tobi?!(and he is very flirty)  Maybe you are friends with freezy and he introduces them?! Please and thank you!!

Collide (Tobi Brown/Tobijizzle/TBJZL)

A/N: I can have a go, I hope you like it!

Y/N’s POV

I sign as I look up and the tall building in front of me

Finally moving to the big city of London

My best friend finally convinced me with his rambling that this would be the best place to get a job and move to

Who is my best friend you may ask?

Well the one and only Calfreezy

I’ve known Calfreezy for the longest time and we have been friends ever since we met

Not long after Freezy moved to the UK, we became neighbours

He was the annoying boy next door that I saw all the time and could never get rid of

He was like the brother I never had

When Freezy started growing on YouTube and made friends with other YouTubers, he decided that it was best to move to London and start networking

I on the other hand decided that I wanted to go to university and get a degree

From a young age, I haven’t really been sure what I wanted to do, so going to university was a big decision

I finally found my love for photography and decided that was the way that I wanted to go with my life

So fresh out of university, I decided to make the leap and move to London, not just so I could spend time with my best friend but to broaden my horizons

I contacted some companies, showed them portfolio and managed to get a internship with a big name company

I knew that I would need somewhere to live and I couldn’t think of anywhere better than the same building that Freezy had done nothing but bang on about since he moved in

Today was my moving in day and Freezy has no idea that I’m about to become his new neighbour

Just like old times

I take a deep breath as I walk into the grand building stood in front of me

I drag my suitcase behind me, whilst holding a box under my arm

I internally groan at the thought of having to go back to my car and grab some more boxes and carry them up to my flat

Suddenly I collide with another body and my box goes flying, along with the contents

As I hit the floor, my eyes go wide as I see the contents of my underwear box spread across the floor

“Shit, I am so sorry! Here let me help you pick things up” the males voice says as he kneels down and starts picking up the contents of my box

“No, no, it’s fine really, I will pick things up in a second” I say in a hurry as I get up and try to pick things but before he can notice what they are

I lift my head up and come face to face with the man that I recognised to be Tobi brown or TBJZL on YouTube, one of the Sidemen and also one of Freezy’s friends

He is much more handsome in real life

“I’m sorry for bumping into you, I think you dropped these” he says as he hands me a selection of bras and thongs

At this point, I just want the ground to swallow me up because Jesus Christ this is embarrassing

Shit, I know he is a man of god, so shouldn’t really take the lords name in vein

But then again, I’m saying this internally, so I don’t suppose that he will mind

“It’s ok, don’t worry! No harm done” I say before picking up the rest of the things and putting them back in the box

“I’m guessing by the box and suitcase, that you are moving in?” Tobi says gesturing towards my bag and box

I nod

“Yeah, I am a photograhy intern and I needed a place to live, so here I am! I’m Y/N by the way” I explain with a smile

“My best friend lives in this building and banged on about how amazing it is to live here, so I thought that i would surprise him” I continue to explain

“Nice to meet you Y/N, I’m Tobi! Who is your best friend? Maybe I know him” He says

“Callum Airey, sorry you probably know him as Calfreezy” I say correcting myself

“Ahhhh yes, I know Freezy! I’m assuming that I’m you know Freezy then you will know who I am” Tobi says

I laugh at the statement

“Alright big head, yes I do know who you and the Sidemen are, I just didn’t want to seem like some kind of fan girl because after spending time with Freezy in public, I know what they can be like” I explain to him

Tobi nods

“Yes fangirls are lovely but It’s nice to not have people crowding you or in the older days screaming in you face” He says

I get what he means, when Freezy started to get big and the fangirls used to crowd us and could be all levels of crazy in public but just like the boys have, the fans are growing up with them and have mellowed slightly

I mean they aren’t like directioners but still they are fans non the less

“So I was actually down here just getting my post, but now I’m wondering if you wanted any help with your stuff?” Tobi asks

With a smug smile on my face, I say

“Well I think that is the least that you could do, considering my stuff was all over the floor after you bumped into me”

Tobi smirks back at me

“No the least I could do, would be for me to take you to dinner to welcome you to the building and the least you could do for me would be to allow me to see you in some of this underwear that I so kindly helped you pick up” he says

I let out a laugh

“Alright, I’ll let you take me out, but we will have to see about the underwear” I say as I hand him the box before making my way to the lifts

“Yeah, I guess we will” he mumbles as he follows me to the lift

I can see that me and Tobi are going to get on really well

Now time to go and surprise Freezy!

A/N: PLEASE REQUEST SOME IMAGINES

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[imagintheworldaway]

Here we go again

A/N idk how to even label this one??? kinda short, kinda happy, kinda sad, all over and plucking at my heart strings !!

this is also a kind of non specific one so i guess you could insert whoever !

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My eyes darted around, watching the crowd filled with my friends laughing, drinking and dancing. I tapped the empty pint glass that was in front of me on the table when I heard the seat next to me scratch across the floor. “Hey stranger” a sweet voice said, causing my head to whip around and meet the gaze of an all too familiar face. She set a full pint glass in front of me whilst sipping on her own. “Penny for your thoughts?” she said, nodding towards the drink she had offered me. I moved my hand to grasp the full glass, taking a quick swig before angling my body towards her. “This is just crazy” I sighed, taking her in. Her hair was tucked behind her ears and she was wearing a light blue silk dress, simple, but it suited her. “I know, two weddings in one year” she laughed, circling the lip of her glass. “Just shows we’re getting older” she carried on biting her lip, looking over as the song changed and the crowd cheered. 

A low chuckle escaped my chest. “Remember, when i’d call you up every Saturday night, we would always be the last two walking home” i reminisced on the past. “I always remember watching the sun rise behind the skyscrapers, walking along the Thames, saying it now it sounds so romantic” she smiled looking back at me. I laughed, “yh, i’m sure the residents being woken up by our dreadful singing every sunday morning really saw the romance in it all”. I watched as a small blush formed beneath her makeup. “God, we were so oblivious,” she laughed. “No we were happy” I smiled sadly at her.gently covering her hand that now rested on the table with my own, squeezing lightly, like i used to. 

I remembered those nights. She would always say we were taking it easy, then after each round we both became more bold. I wasn't the most socially confident person but when i was with her, the crowd of other young adults having fun, the loud thumping music, the glare of the strobe lights, it all went away with the way her body swayed to the beat, the rhythm controlling her as she danced like she was the only person in the room. Slowly our friends would peel away, until we were the only two left, being kicked out the club. She would hold my hand as we drunkenly sang and danced down the river's edge. Every week would be the same, she would stop and watch the sunrise, as I watched the golden rays illuminate her face. She would tell me how beautiful it is and I would always agree. She would turn and with the confidence only alcohol could give us she would kiss me. We would be content in each other's company, our weekly routine would be the highlight for the both of us. We would act normal for the rest of the week, a normal non-labelled couple, until saturday night rolled around again and she would show up at my door, a bottle of that weeks poison in her hand, a cheeky grin on her face and she would always say ‘here we go again’. 

“They were good times” I broke the silence, sounding more sheepish than I had intended. “Yes, good memories” she trailed, re-tucking her hair that had fallen in front of her face. Sometimes it's easy to just focus on the good, but truly that's all we had. Nothing bad ever really happened. We never argued, only bickered, and our routine only stopped because we both had more career oriented commitments. I was doing more shoots and so was she. From weekly outings to monthly, to once in a blue moon to a complete halt. 

I was unapologetically staring at a face that hasn't really changed much over the years when a large hand was present on her shoulder. “Wanna dance?” A deep voice caught my attention as I looked up and reality came crashing down, making me feel rigid, my lungs were tight and my once comforting grip on her hand fell back to my side. Her cheeky smile that used to only be reserved for me appeared as she met the intense gaze of the man. She stood up taking the man's hand before turning back to me. She placed a soft hand on my shoulder, the diamond ring glinting in the light. “It was so nice to see you,” her soft voice said as she squeezed my shoulder and lingered a little too long. I was stunned for a second. “Oh yh, and congrats by the way” I said, the hurt in my voice a little to present, nodding to her hand. “Thank you” she said a little too quickly, glancing at the ring before sighing a little. The moment went as she plastered on a big smile and turned to her fiance “here we go again” she giggled as I watched him drag her to the dancefloor.

[w2soneshots]

20vs1 -W2S

words: 1.3k

warnings: none.

summary: you are asked to be on the sidemen’s 20vs1.

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y/username: guess what I'm filming today🤫

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A month ago... "Rach!" I shouted through my apartment. "Ye?" my roommate Rachel shouted before appearing in my doorway. "Do you know who the sidemen are?" I asked her. "Yes, they're massive on YouTube, why?" She replied plonking herself next to me on the bed. "They just asked me to be in one of their videos." She shot upright "what! Did you say yes?" She asked excitedly. "Umm, I haven't replied yet, are they weirdo's?" I asked since she knew of them. She laughed aloud "no I don't think so." she said with a giggle. "It says they want me to film a "twenty versus one", what's that?" I said flipping my phone around to show her the email. "That's a series, they do, let me just show you." she grabbed the control and flipped on my tv.

That night I went through a rabbit hole, researching these people. I wanted to make sure they weren't creeps before agreeing to be in a their video. They had a pretty massive following and there videos were entertaining. I eventually decided it'd be fun so agreed to be in the video. When I told Rach she was ridiculously excited.

Today is the day of the shoot. All I'd been given was a location and a time, so I got up early to get ready. I took a shower, dried and straightened my hair, did my makeup (adding extra powder so I wouldn't shine in the studio lights) then got dressed into a black, tight play suit, an oversized denim jacket and some black four inch heeled boots. Once I was finished I sprayed myself with my favourite perfume, grabbed my bag and left my apartment.

After a 30 minute drive my uber finally pulled up outside the filming location which just looked like a large building. I thanked him and slid out of the car. Just as I was walking towards the front entrance I was greeted by a woman who said her name was Tanya and that she was the head of production. "She seems nice" I thought as she led me inside. She brought me to a green room with multiple other women, and a table with drinks and food. I sat down on one of the chairs. "wait, are you y/n y/l/n?!" One of the girls asked me. I nodded "yep, that's me." I replied with a light smile. "Omg I love your vlogs!" She announced excitedly. "Thank you!" I said appreciatively.

Almost 20 minutes later all twenty of us were taken through into a small hallway, and formed into a queue. I was sixth and when it was my turn I walked out and stood on the marked spot on the white floor. "Hi, how are you?" I asked who I learned from my stalking was Harry. "Not great to be honest." he replied, clearly not enjoying this shoot. I laughed slightly "just breathe." I said breathing deeply in and out. He copied my actions and did the same. He smiled "yes." he said, flicking his hand towards the door then I heard a cheer from another room. "Thank you." I said politely and walked off the set.

Ten minutes later everyone was sent back into the room and we all stood in an oval shape facing the camera. Then Harry walked in and greeted us "hello everyone, I said yes to way too many people so if you don't like me please- leave." he chuckled then turned around to face the camera. Five people left leaving nine of us. Harry opened his eyes and turned back around "I'll take that, I'll take that, I'll take that, I'll take that," he repeated quickly "thank you very much. alright, I'll see you shortly, I guess." Then he left and all of us were taken back to the green room.

I sat there for well over two hours waiting, since I was the last one. Once it was finally my turn, I was taken back to the studio, by Tanya. "You'll do great!" she said with a light pat on my back just before I entered the room. I was reattached to a mic and then told to sit down on the comfy looking chair. Harry entered a few minutes later and I stood up to greet him with a hug. "Hello again, sorry you've been waiting so long." he said politely, before sitting down. I smiled "no problem." He took a breath in "so what's your name?" "y/n." I replied. "And what do you do?" He asked. "For fuck sake I hate this question" I thought. "I do YouTube." I replied. His eyes lit up slightly "oh, what kind of videos do you make?" He asked, sitting forward in his chair. "Vlogs, beauty stuff, outfits, that kind of thing." I said counting them on my fingers. "Oh cool." he said with a nod of his head.

The date lasted just under 15 minutes. From the video Rach showed me it seemed that these weren't just normal dates but it felt completely normal to me... actually in the other video there was one date where the man was just told to be himself, so maybe that was what was happening. We talked about what both of our favourite movies were, we found out we both lived in London and when I asked if he was into football he explained that that was what his YouTube channel was based off, along with an online game to do with football.

Once the date finished, we hugged goodbye and he left. Then I was asked two questions by the main camera man: what I thought about him and if I would go on another date. "I thought he was a really sweet and seemed interested in our convo. I will definitely go on another date with him." and as I said those words, I heard in eruption of cheers in another room, which Tanya had now explained was the other members of the sidemen watching the dates. I laughed slightly then stood up. I quickly had my mic taken off, then went to collect my things from the green room. As I was grabbing my things Tanya popped back into the room to ask me something, "the boys were just wondering if you could come and see them so they could thank you for coming." she asked. I smiled "of course."

She took me through a corridor, and then down a smaller hallway and into a room. There was a group of boys stood up in front of around six TVs that I assumed they had been watching the dates on. "Hey, nice to meet you, thanks for coming!" who I knew to be JJ said putting his hand out for a handshake. I shook his hand and said "thank you for having me." They all introduced themselves to me and we stood talking for a few minutes. Just before I left I heard my name "y/n!" I turned around to see Harry stood in front of me "I was just wondering... if it was okay with you, I could get your number?" he asked. I smiled "sure." He passed me his phone I typed my phone number in. "there." I said, passing his phone back to him. "thank you." he said with a sheepish smile. I waved the other boys goodbye before I left the building.

The next day, I got a text from Harry asking if he could take me out on a "second" date, and obviously I said yes.

[pixiesfz]

winners are grinners c.f

plot: arsenal women are asked to join the sidemen for a collaboration video and you and your girlfriend are asked to come.

warnings: none really, might come out with a harry version later for fun

You had your arm around your girlfriends shoulder when they pressed the record button and one of the seven boys who's named you found out was JJ started yelling at the camera.

You had known about the sidemen, you did live in London after all their fans were everywhere and almost all their videos went viral.

You smiled when you felt Caitlin laugh at one of their jokes and looked at her "ya happy we came?" you whispered and she turned to you "I reckon we smash em" she smiled and you laughed at her enthusiasm.

It was early in your relationship and you hadn't made anything public yet in terms of media-wise, you tried to keep it a secret from the team but the captains clearly latched on to your closeness and beat it out of you.

When they were discussing the 'discount code' you slipped your arm off Caitlin and started playing with the soccer ball underneath your feet "What about Gunners" you said when they didn't like their first word.

"Oh yeah Gunners!" KSI said with a shrug as Josh celebrated behind him.

You all went to your spots as one named Ethan just explained the first game. "Someone throws the ball in, touch it once, and then kick for a goal," he said and you all agreed.

"I don't think we need to ask if we're partners right?" Caitlin joked, her Aussie accent popping through as you laughed "yeah but you're going first"

JJ went first, kicking a fairly easy shot but your goal keeper and friend Manu must have been day dreaming cause she watched it go through without moving.

"Manu babe!" you called out "You just watched it go in!" you called out to her which made the girls laugh "I'm warming up" she defended herself and all the girls laughed again.

You were happy you agreed to come now it seems more fun than you thought.

The boys were still celebrating as you patted Ruby "your turn Rubesicle" you told her as she and Noelle went over.

You looked at Caitlin whose competitive nature had taken over her as she started to squint around "You're going to get lines if you squint Catie" you teased and she shook her head "Shut up".

You smiled, proud of yourself as Ruby took her shot and Toby caught it, next was Harry who had an impressive kick but Manu shot up and tapped it away which left you speechless.

All the girls erupted in cheers at your friends talent and all the boys clapped whilst complimenting her save.

"Care to do that against Chelsea next time?" you called out and smiled when you saw Manu look at you with a deadpan expression.

Noelle went next and also kicked an incredible shot but Toby blocked it in the same mannerisms as Manu.

Everyone went into shambles again and Noelle went to her knees, you got so excited that you clung on to Caitlin that let out a loud gasp.

"That was the save of his lifetime!" Noelle yelled and everyone laughed.

Next was Ethen who hit the post and you and Caitlin walked up to the camera which you smiled at.

"Hi my names Caitlin Foord" Caitlin introduced herself "I should score but we'll see" she shrugged, you laughed at your girlfriend as you repeated her words to her "C'mon Caity" you encouraged before throwing the ball up and watching as she touched it with her knee and kicked it into the middle and straight into Toby's hands.

"Caitlin!" you yelled knowing that she could kick a better goal in her sleep "It is scarier than you think" she defended herself to you as you both laughed going back.

You watched Josh go next as he tried to do something cool but failed...miserably.

You couldn't hold in your laugh as he whipped his head around to see where the ball was and Simon who was next to you laughed harder from your reaction.

"We brought grandad with us today, sorry" Ethan yelled out and for a second you felt bad for the man but he was also laughing at himself so it seemed fine.

You and Caitlin walked up again as you looked into the camera.

"Hi my names y/f/n but if I miss it's Caitlin Foord" you smiled before Caitlin yelled out a 'hey' as you smiled cheekily at her.

Caitlin threw the ball as you touched it with your right foot to keep it on the ground but went back a little to smash it, it seemed like it was going to go in before Toby stretched out his leg and hit it out with his foot.

You groaned as Caitlin laughed at you and grabbed you to take you to the line.

"You almost made me do the splits!" Toby called out and you laughed "be more flexible then" you defended with a smile.

A couple more shots later and a failed trick shot the whole fourteen of you were smiling ear to ear as you all had fun. Simon got another one in and now you and Caitlin were going up "I reckon low corners he's expecting high shots" you told her as you looked at the goalie.

"hey, no team chatting!" JJ called out as you both laughed and separated, you threw the ball and Caitlin touched it before kicking back left corner which he thought would go high, just as you predicted.

You cheered for Caitlin before she opened her arms for a big hug as you ran back to the girls "on the map" you sang out to them.

It was your turn soon enough and you did the same thing as Caitlin but switched to your left boot so it would go the other way which Toby got confused by and dived the other direction.

"Oi she's strategic!" Simon yelled out towards you as you gave an innocent smile to them which they laughed at. When you were walking back Caitlin whispered in your ear "such a smart girl" she praised as you blushed.

Once it was your turn again you completely smashed it with your left foot making the ball go fast so Toby wasn't quick enough to stop it as it hit the net.

"Let's go!" Noelle yelled out from her spot on the side and Ethan clapped "beautiful!" he hyped as a smile formed on your face and Caitlin laughed.

The boys ended up hitting 5 before the girls and next was a crossbar challenge which Caitlin ended up being a gun at, scoring three of the five you and Ruby being the other two to score one.

You looked at the camera before sighing "something about the boys crying out in defeat is empowering" you shrugged and walked off, you didn't know that clip of you would become viral in a couple of days.

Penalty's were next and you put yourself up second in line, before Caitlin, you were first to get one in for the girls and Caitlin quickly behind as you both clapped hands.

"They're like a dynamic duo" JJ whispered out loud "if only you knew" you joked back and Caitlin pulled you away before you could see the look on their faces.

Your next one you ran towards the left but kicked it to the right making Toby confused and go to the left making your shot clear and easy.

"I'm quite proud of myself there" You smiled at Caitlin who smiled "You're too adorable," she told you before going up herself.

It was now 9 - 7 and you only needed one more goal for the girls to win the round and it was your turn.

"This is really nerve-wracking" you admitted before the boys started yelling things out about 90-minute goals and champion leagues.

You winked at Caitlin before taking your shot when it hit the net all the girls came running at you with cheers and you jumped up and down.

Next was free kicks and everybody kinda sucked at it but the boys eventually scored three, even if you accidentally hit Harry in the chest and had to apologize six times as he said 'It's fine' with a clearly winded voice.

It was two all and we decided to end it on rock paper scissors which you elected Caitlin for.

"Why me?" she asked "Cause I will end up forgiving you if you lose," you said as the others nodded Caitlin just rolled her eyes and went against Vik.

Vik went rock and Caitlin paper so we won and all the girls went into cheers and you jumped on Caitlin's back "Oh yeah!" you yelled out as she laughed at your excitement.

When she put you down she covered her microphone "Am I going to get rewarded for this miraculous win" she said with a smirk and you just smirked back at her.

"maybe".

[wroetojaw]

Can you do a Tobi Instagram imagine where they haven't posted in a while and then they post that in the time span that they had a baby or got married

SURPRISE? | TBJZL

✿ : ⋆₊˚➶ .♡

tags: fluff, tobi x reader

warnings: some cursing

a/n: loved this idea so much!! finally found the time to do it

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y/un ✔

y/un: my cuties!!

2 June 2021

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sidewaysmen: miss her so much she and tobi never post anymore

9 January 2023

wlvrsso: haven’t seen her in years even in the sidemen channel…

wroetohaw: wonder if she and tobi broke up

10 January 2023

tobjizzle ✔

tobjizzle: unforgettable trip love you so much @y/un

3 December 2021

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callitway: bro has not posted since 2021

16 July 2023

luxopsh: my g please come back

harrysgf: bros gone for good go watch him on sidemen

13 July 2023

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7 September 2023

replies • dms

whatyoulooknfor: HELLO WHAT IS THIS REVIVAL

pulluspb: OMG WE MISSED YOU Y/N

y/nswife: WELCOME BACK WE MISSED YOU

pushitsdoe: GAME NIGHT SO CUTE

cloassw: CUTIES

tombilw: HELLO??? HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?

okdokeyo: OKAY WRLCOME BACK??

sidewaysman: so cute my favourite couples (and simon)

tataswan: wheres talia?

simonmin: NO WAY YOU UPDATED RIGHT AS I WAS GOIBG TO BED

rusoag: ITS NOT A POST BUT WELL TAKE ANY CRUMBS OF Y/N AND TOBI WE CAN GET

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8 September 2023

replies • dms

runawaybaby: AFTER TWO YEARS OF SILENCE

wroetojaw: FAVOURITE SIDEMEN GFS

wanttodks: CUTIES

todbbn: LOVE YOU GUYS

alfeaod: Y/NS BREAKING HER SILENCE

oweittoyou: POST SOON PLEASE WE LOVE YOY

y/nswife: HOPE YOURE HAVING FUN WE MISSED YOU

sidemenfan: when are you going to be in the sidemen videos again

chloelowe: LIFE UPDATE PLEASE

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10 September 2023

replies • dms

loveisj: why aren’t you at the stadium?

tobiminter: SO CUTE

minsioon: KAI IS SO FUNNY

tahshanay: TWINING

manifimgo: I SAW YOUR DONATION ON THE SCREEN!!!

ausoustis: LOVE YOU

runawaybaby: WE LOVE A SUPPORTIVE GF

rusoag: I HOPE THEY WIN

luxopsh: WOOOOO

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10 September 2023

replies • dms

widyes: MY GIRLSS!!!

caislkso: CUTIES

whatsgoosd: WE LOVE THE SUPPORT

plonodj: WE WIN THESEEEE

stepaven: LOVE YOUR FRIENDSHIP

ohjsn: DID YOU SEE TOBIS GOAL OMG

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miniminter ✔

miniminter: one shot

10 September 2023

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whitahs: HELLO THE LAST PIC????

sidemanup: CHARITY MATCH W

y/nsgf: NO WAY BRO THE LAST PICTURE IS THAT TOBI??

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y/un ✔

y/un: um surprise!!

10 September 2023

tobjizzle ✔: guess the cats out of the bag

[alexfromjersey]

𝓡𝓮𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓲𝓵𝓲𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 & 𝓜𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓵𝔂 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮

jenna x g!poc

summary: jah’s mother delyse makes a surprise visit ahead of schedule. jenna makes an important call.

warnings: mature language & partial smut

a/n: I don’t know bout you but I’m feeling 22 🥳. enjoy the chapter I’m gonna go get white girl wasted for my birthday 😁✌🏾

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THE NEXT DAY

"Fuck" You groaned. It was barely 10:30 in the morning, and the moment you finished brushing your teeth, she pounced on you. The sound of slapping skin and the background noise of HGTV echoed throughout the room. You thought she would have woken up with regrets because of last night but to your surprise, it was the opposite. 

Your hands gripped her cheeks as you helped her continue to bounce. Jenna's head was thrown back, gasps and curses spilling from her mouth. She pushed your black tank top up your torso to reveal your abs. She needed something to keep her grounded in reality. Her nails scratched down your abs as she bounced harder.

“Jah…I’m about…to cum” Jenna gasped and her walls fluttered around you.

"Me too baby" You bit your lip. Your hands moved from her cheeks and traveled up to her breasts. You roughly squeezed them in your hands and after a few more bounces, Jenna choked on her moan and her hips stuttered.

At the sight of her reaching her orgasm, you hissed and you shot your load into the condom. Jenna collapsed onto you, out of breath.

"What happened to just being besties?" You teased the actress.

"I'm pregnant and full of hormones. My needs need to be satisfied. They're not going to be satisfied by someone else" Jenna said.

"Better not be. Until this baby is out of your stomach no dick, tongue, fingers, and/or other but mine is going inside you." You stated.

Jenna let out a loud laugh as she sat up and slowly removed you from inside her. Your dick proudly falls against your stomach. You got up from your bed and went into your bathroom to start the shower. 

Jenna grabbed her phone from your nightstand. She opened the phone and was immediately hit with tons of messages. Some from friends just checking in. Some from Nancy reminding her about upcoming shoots. Some from Hudson. The last bunch comes from her mother.

Nancy The Manager: Couple of Adidas shoots and the Variety interview with Elle Fanning to do today. Lorenzo will be there at 12

Nancy The Manager: also just a heads up, Neil wants a meeting

As Jenna read the name, her heart dropped. Cornelio was the big boss of her team, he's the one who started Jenna in the acting business when she was a kid. She was so lost in her phone that she didn't even see you sneak next to her. That was until you scooped her up, startling her.

You laughed as a shriek fell from her lips, "You passing up the opportunity to shower with me."

“I would never” Jenna smirked and tossed her phone on the bed. You then sprinted to the bathroom, laughs and giggles sounding throughout the apartment.

🤰🏻🩵

@jennainmyortega: react to ur reddit

@ghostridingwhip: amp’s new vid

@highondatgreen: react to me nutting in yo mouth

@ghostridingwhip: @highondatgreen what’s wrong with u

@fnthechat: SIDEMEN VID OR DO CONFESSIONS OR EDITS

You set up your stream with some homemade lunch Jenna made before she left. Her team had her doing loads of shit today before she leaves on Monday. So you knew you weren’t going to hear from her til late tonight.

“Yerrrrr! What’s goodie chat! I missed you weirdos” You greeted your chat. Your chat instantly flooded with comments. You adjust your camera when you noticed it’s off centered a little.

@partymonsterfrvr: where u been? u just disappeared off the face of the earth?

“Listen, life has been throwing me curveballs left and right this past week and a half. But I’m due time I’ll reveal it to you guys” You took a bite from your food. A ding from your phone draws your attention to it.

jennaortega liked your story.

@user719888129: nah we know you’ve been boo loving 👀

“Assumptions! I ain’t no boo loving with anybody” You said and swiftly moved on. You went to your Reddit page and was hit with Stacey’s Instagram story from the party.

@ExclusiveShiestyUpdates: Jah on a friend’s Instagram story

“She’s just a friend bro. Davis and I went to school with her and her sister. Nothing more” You informed your childish supporters. You continued to scroll through making comments here and there until a video of you singing at the lounge pops up.

@ExclusiveShiestyUpdates: #VIDEO Jah singing at a local Bronx lounge

@munchiesinmycrunchies: album? now? asap? no rocky

“I don’t know. Still a maybe on the music” You said and finished your food.

Donation/@modernbussywhip: y’all see those marks on the neck I PEEP 👀

Instantly, you cover your neck with your hand. You subtly check in the camera to see if there were any hickeys on your neck but you saw there wasn’t anyway. You got bamboozled by them.

“Suck my dick fuckers” You joke and stuck your middle finger at them. The comments roll in laughing emojis and lmaos.

🤰🏻🩵

You spend the next three hours on stream, reacting to different YouTube videos, your Reddit, and for the last hour raging on 2K and Call of Duty.

You were sitting on your couch watching TV, until your buzzer to your apartment went off. At first, you ignored it thinking that it’s probably just the delivery man trying to get in. But it kept going off so you just got up and buzzed whoever in. You were just chilling on couch again until a knock is heard on your door. You furrow your face in confusion. You went to the door and looked through the peephole and saw your mother.

You opened the door, “Ma?”

Your mother Delyse or ‘Del’ as she liked to be called smiled and walked into your apartment, “I don’t know why I had this feeling like I should be here.”

“Right now?” You questioned.

“Actually, I felt it a couple of months ago but I brushed it off. But when I came back, the need felt stronger than ever. Are you okay?” Del asked concerned.

“I’m good Ma. How was Jamaica?” You asked steering the conversation off you.

“Wonderful. Your Gigi was asking about you, she’s upset that you didn’t come down” Del said and sat down on your couch.

“I’ll try to visit her later this year. I was busy streaming and making videos” You replied to her.

Del just hummed in response. You grabbed your phone and saw a text message from Jenna.

Hollywood 🤰🏻: I finished early. Thank god. You want something to eat?

NYC 🩵: nah…but my mother is here.

You watched as the text bubbles appeared and then disappeared several times before it disappeared completely.

Obviously, you didn’t expect her. You and Jenna wanted to go over ideas for how you wanted to tell her but all of that is out the window now.

“So…you out here hoeing around” Del questioned nonchalantly.

That made you choke on your spit, “Ma what the hell kind of question is that?”

“I’m just asking. Do as you please but be safe and don’t get any girl pregnant” Del said.

You chuckle nervously and turned your attention to your TV. You text Jenna a couple of more times. You and your mother continue to converse between each other until your phone starts ringing.

“Hello?” You answer.

“Can you uh…come open the door?” Jenna asked. She sounded a little out of breath.

“Just hit the buzzer for my apartment” You said.

“I need your help with something. Come down” Jenna stated. You agreed and put your hoodie and slides on.

“I’ll be back” You told your mother and left your apartment. You went to the first floor and saw Jenna struggling with some flowers.

“Damn girl, you brought every single flower in the world?” You chuckled.

Jenna giggled, “I don’t know what kind of flowers she likes so I got one of each.”

“So sweet of you. Future reference she likes orchids” You told her and took the big bouquet from her hands. You two went back up to your apartment and before you can even open your door, your mother opens it for you.

“Oh who’s this Tuffie?” Del questioned as you walked inside your apartment.

You sigh at the nickname, “Ma, this is Jenna, my girlfriend.”

You watched as your mother gave Jenna a look up and down. You felt Jenna squeeze your hand. A moment of silence goes by before a smile grows on Del’s face.

“It’s nice to meet you Jenna. You look familiar though” Del said.

“She’s an actress. We met at one of her movie premieres. The scary movie Davis was in” You said.

“Oh! That movie with the long mouth mask” Del said.

“Yeah Scream Ma” You chuckled. You set the slightly heavy flowers on your counter by her purse, “Jenna also got you these.”

“Oh thank you so much dear. I haven’t received flowers in a long time” Del gushed and smelled the flowers.

You and Jenna look at each other, “Ma, we gotta tell you something. Now, before we say it, I just want you to know that we both know what we’re getting into and-”

“You’re pregnant” Del said casually towards Jenna.

“I…I…how?” You questioned.

“Baggy clothing. Slight weight gain in the face. Come on I see all the signs, I mean I did birth two children.” Del stated.

Your mother sat down in one of your dining room chairs, “I thought I told you be careful Jah. You’re still young, both of you. You still have lives to live before being tied down with a child. A child is a lot of responsibility. Once that baby is brought into this world, it’s not just going to be you and her, it’s going to be you, her, and the child you share together.”

This time Jenna stepped up, "Uh...Mrs. Jimenez I know it's a bit unconventional, we're both still very young, and we're not even together-"

"First it's Reid and second...the two of you aren't together?" Delyse questioned. 

You and Jenna both looked at each other before Jenna spoke up, "Well...no it's a bit complicated. But truthfully, there's no other person I would want to share a child with. We know there are going to be some changes in the way we live our lives. Every decision we make, we have to do with a child in mind but I'm ready to make those changes. We are ready."

You nodded along with Jenna. You saw your mother look between the two of you with curious eyes.

"Even though I feel the way I feel. I wish you would have gotten married first or at least be together but I'm going to support the two of you in all ways possible" Del smiled and hugged the both of you.

You were glad that was out of the way. Your mother supported you, even though she wished it was done differently. She can't change the past, only help the present and look forward to the future. Now, you just need Jenna's family on the same page and it'll make things 10x better.

🤰🏻🩵

For the next two hours, your mother and Jenna converse amongst each other. You fell asleep on the couch, hands resting in your pants.

Del took Jenna onto your fire escape to talk more. She had a glass of wine in her hand while Jenna had apple juice.

“How did your mom take it?” Del asked and took a sip of her wine.

“Well, I was originally planning on telling her when I visited her next week but someone told her without my consent. She didn’t really take it well” Jenna sighed.

“What did she say, if you don’t mind me asking?” Del asked carefully.

“I kinda haven’t been answering her calls. I’m scared of what she has to say” Jenna stated and played with her fingers nervously.

"Honey, let me tell you something. No matter what your mother says or how she feels, it won't take away the fact she will always love you. You can be the worst possible person in the world and she will still love you. A bond between a good mother and her children, especially daughters is something so special and precious. You'll understand soon enough" Del said.

Jenna smirked at her, “You betting on us having a girl?”

“Oh I know it’s a girl. Girls run strong in this family” Del smiled.

Jenna softly chuckled at that. The two woman sit in a comfortable silence basking in the NYC polluted air and police sirens from every direction. Jenna’s eyes then flickered to her phone and her mind starts racing.

She missed hearing from her family. She knew the longer she avoided them, the worse it’ll be for her. So she grabbed her phone and excused herself. She went back inside and went into your room for some privacy. She gathered all the contacts she needed for a group FaceTime but before she can hit the green button. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath in.

“Relax Jenna” She muttered to herself and hit the green button.

It ranged for two seconds before each person answered the phone. Her sisters Mia, Aliyah, and Mariah, her brothers Issac and Markus, and finally her parents Natalie and Edward.

“Thank goodness, we were getting worried sick about you Jenna” Natalie said.

“Yeah, why haven’t you been returning our calls and messages” Edward asked.

Jenna sighed, "I need to get something off my chest first before everyone starts interrogating me. Yes, I am pregnant and yes I am keeping the baby. I know I'm young and my career is just taking off but I don't care about that stuff. All I care about is the person I share my child with, my unborn child, and my family. A family I hope still supports me."

Everyone except Natalie’s face was a look of shocked.

“Sweetie, why wouldn’t we still support you? We’re a bit disappointed but we would never leave you unsupported. We love you Jenna and we’re going to be here every step of the way” Natalie stated.

Tears start to gather in Jenna’s eyes. She was relieved that the pressure of telling your families were lifted. She was more ecstatic to hear that they will support the two of you with no problem.

“WE GONNA BE AUNTIES AND UNCLES” Aliyah screamed excitedly. Jenna laughed at her younger sister

"Are we going to meet the other parent anytime soon? Who is it by the way?" Mia asked.

“Her name is Jahaziel, she goes by Jah. We met at the Scream premiere earlier this year. She’s a YouTube/Twitch streamer” Jenna answered.

“No way JahBronxGamer! I watch all her streams and videos, I’m a huge fan of her. She makes me want to move to The Bronx. I just watched her stream earlier today” Markus commented.

“I’ll be sure to tell her that” Jenna replied with a smile.

Jenna spoke with her family a little more until one by one her siblings all left, promising to catch up more next week.

“I was scared to face you, that’s why I didn’t answer you guys.” Jenna revealed to her parents.

“Jenna, don’t ever be afraid to come talk to us. Despite the circumstances, we will always love and support you. Don’t ever forget that” Natalie stressed.

The tears start to fall down Jenna’s face, “Okay” she sniffled. She wiped the tears from her face.

“So…this partner treating you right?” Edward questioned.

"Technically, we aren't together but I feel things for her way more than I did Wesley. I just need to work out some stuff within me first before I get into another relationship." Jenna smiled wide at the thought of you.

Natalie and Edward look at each other before looking back at Jenna with a smile, "Well, we're happy you can acknowledge something like that and we can't wait to meet her."

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A bit about my OC Alexandria

Masterlist

She's of Middle Eastern decent, her parent immigrated to the UK in the 80s after the got married.

She has 4 older brothers.

Ethan is her oldest and closest friend.

They're neighbours and went to the same school.

Her mum passed away when she was 4 so she has no memories of her.

Her dad got married a year after she moved out, he waited until he knew all his children grew up and he could focus on himself.

Ethan is the one that insisted on adding Alex to the group.

Alex started YouTube after her 2nd oldest brother(she wanted to be like him and be closer to him) but he stopped after a year while she continued.

Her main channel has over 17 million subscribers, making her the current most subscribed to female in the UK and top 5 in the world.

Every now and then she gets a bunch of hate but as her fan base grew they've been coming to her defence more aggressively.

In 2019 she launched her own clothing brand.

She was called a pick-me by many but has been known as a girls-girl.

Very close to the WAGs especially Freya(was with her through rough times) and Faith(due to her closeness with Ethan)

Ethan and Alex call each other Lovey.