#sidmen

[wroetojaw]

Can you do a Tobi Instagram imagine where they haven't posted in a while and then they post that in the time span that they had a baby or got married

SURPRISE? | TBJZL

✿ : ⋆₊˚➶ .♡

tags: fluff, tobi x reader

warnings: some cursing

a/n: loved this idea so much!! finally found the time to do it

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y/un ✔

y/un: my cuties!!

2 June 2021

comments •

sidewaysmen: miss her so much she and tobi never post anymore

9 January 2023

wlvrsso: haven’t seen her in years even in the sidemen channel…

wroetohaw: wonder if she and tobi broke up

10 January 2023

tobjizzle ✔

tobjizzle: unforgettable trip love you so much @y/un

3 December 2021

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callitway: bro has not posted since 2021

16 July 2023

luxopsh: my g please come back

harrysgf: bros gone for good go watch him on sidemen

13 July 2023

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7 September 2023

replies • dms

whatyoulooknfor: HELLO WHAT IS THIS REVIVAL

pulluspb: OMG WE MISSED YOU Y/N

y/nswife: WELCOME BACK WE MISSED YOU

pushitsdoe: GAME NIGHT SO CUTE

cloassw: CUTIES

tombilw: HELLO??? HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?

okdokeyo: OKAY WRLCOME BACK??

sidewaysman: so cute my favourite couples (and simon)

tataswan: wheres talia?

simonmin: NO WAY YOU UPDATED RIGHT AS I WAS GOIBG TO BED

rusoag: ITS NOT A POST BUT WELL TAKE ANY CRUMBS OF Y/N AND TOBI WE CAN GET

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8 September 2023

replies • dms

runawaybaby: AFTER TWO YEARS OF SILENCE

wroetojaw: FAVOURITE SIDEMEN GFS

wanttodks: CUTIES

todbbn: LOVE YOU GUYS

alfeaod: Y/NS BREAKING HER SILENCE

oweittoyou: POST SOON PLEASE WE LOVE YOY

y/nswife: HOPE YOURE HAVING FUN WE MISSED YOU

sidemenfan: when are you going to be in the sidemen videos again

chloelowe: LIFE UPDATE PLEASE

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10 September 2023

replies • dms

loveisj: why aren’t you at the stadium?

tobiminter: SO CUTE

minsioon: KAI IS SO FUNNY

tahshanay: TWINING

manifimgo: I SAW YOUR DONATION ON THE SCREEN!!!

ausoustis: LOVE YOU

runawaybaby: WE LOVE A SUPPORTIVE GF

rusoag: I HOPE THEY WIN

luxopsh: WOOOOO

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10 September 2023

replies • dms

widyes: MY GIRLSS!!!

caislkso: CUTIES

whatsgoosd: WE LOVE THE SUPPORT

plonodj: WE WIN THESEEEE

stepaven: LOVE YOUR FRIENDSHIP

ohjsn: DID YOU SEE TOBIS GOAL OMG

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miniminter ✔

miniminter: one shot

10 September 2023

comments •

whitahs: HELLO THE LAST PIC????

sidemanup: CHARITY MATCH W

y/nsgf: NO WAY BRO THE LAST PICTURE IS THAT TOBI??

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y/un ✔

y/un: um surprise!!

10 September 2023

tobjizzle ✔: guess the cats out of the bag

[infictionalwonderland]

the big bad birthday — h.lewis

SUMMARY, it’s your birthday and amidst the wholesome birthday posts, everyone’s entertainment comes from the chaotic and completely drunk off your tits content!

liked by yourusername, gkbarry and 234,680 others

faithlouisak, to the girl of my dreams, my sugar plum baddie pookie boo bear, the big spoon to my little spoon, the sugar in my tea, the absolute fittest fucking person on this planet with the best tits ive ever seen (soz wroetoshaw). HAPPY BIRTHDAY OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND I CANNOT WAIT TO SPEND EVERY FUCKING BIRTHDAY WITH YOU UNTIL WERE BOTH CRIPPLED AND ROLLING ABOUT IN OUR WHEELCHAIRS IN ALL THE SKATE PARKS LIKE THE COOL KIDS WE ARE XOXOXOXO tagged—@yourusername

view all 23,506 comments yourusername FAITH STOP IT.

yourusername I LOVE YOU SO BLOODY MUCH MY HEART IS LITERALLY ACHING AND UGH YOURE JUST MY FAVOURITE PERSON EVER COME KISS ME

-> faithlouisak don’t have to feckin ask me twice sexy bum

-> behzingagram @wroetoshaw

-> yourusername YO YO YO FAITH UR BOYFS TRYING TO HATE CRIME US?????!!!?????

-> faithlouisak AHHH HOMOPHOBE

bambinobecky the cake is so true 😋😋😋😋😋😋

mrskelly THE PHOTOS OF THEM I CANNOT THEYRE ACTUALLY SO CUTE BRO! THEIR FRIENDSHIP MAKES ME SO HAPPY 💕💕

mummy_behz wishing the beautiful beautiful birthday girl all the best! 💐💐

-> yourusername thank you so much ruth 💝

liked by max_balegde,miniminter and 311,289 others

taliamar LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WILL YOU PLEASE STAND BC IT IS THE FUCKING BIRTHDAY OF MY LOVVERR! yn i love you so much i genuinely cannot put it into words (can put it into our songs tho xx) you’re the most amazing person that i have ever met, you make me laugh all the time, you keep a smile on my face always, your energy alone is enough to make me feel all bubbly and giddy inside. with you, i feel safe and happy and loved and i feel like im a little kid again and i can conquer the world. you’re truly the very epitome of perfection, lover 😉 tagged—@yourusername

view all 30,561 comments ksi bro harry’s birthday post better be outta this world 😭

-> tobjizzle honestly, he’s got hella competition

yourusername STOP IT TALIA YOURE SO CUTE AND I ADORE YOU WITH MY WHOLE HEART, YOU HAVE NO IDEA. YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY AND YOU DESERVE THE ENTIRE WORLD BABY. MWAH!

-> taliamar stop i shouldn’t be crying it’s YOUR birthday

-> miniminter and she’s crying now. @wroetoshaw ?

-> wroetoshaw balling mate

gkbarry birthday lass looks so hot drenched in rain xxxx

-> yourusername eat me out 😘😘😘😘

-> gkbarry 🍽️🍽️🍽️🍽️

liked by zerkaa, taliamar and 211,597 others

freyanightingale YN YN YN! from the day that i met you i was amazed by you, by your beauty, your kindness, your wit and your literal intelligence - to this day, that amazement has only increased and i know that as i stay by your side until the day we both die in our cute little hospital gowns in our hospital beds with rooms next to each other, i will die still being amazed by you and your very being. i love you so much and you deserve the universe, and even more. HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU BEAUTIFUL SOUL 💕💕

p.s yes i am lying on her arse in the 8th slide it was a true life experience tagged—@yourusername

view all 16,993 comments zerkaa i feel cheated on

-> freyanightingale cry about it

-> taliamar literally no one cares

-> faithlouisak omg piss off u HOBO

-> tobjizzle flabbergasted.

yourusername FREYA!!!!!!! BRO IM ACTUALLY GONNA HAVE NO TEARS LEFT TO CRY, luv u ari, AFTER ALL THESE MESSAGES AND YOU BET YOUR FAT ASS WE’RE GONNA HAVE HOSPTIAL BEDS NEXT TO ONE ANOTHER???? WE CAN WEAR OUR MATCHING HARRY POTTER SOCK SETS AND GET MATCHING ACRYLICS XXX

-> freyanightingale you’re my favourite person ever xx

liked by yungfully, chunkz and 501,590 others

nellarosee happy birthday to the most stunning, happy, loving, genuine, funny & gorgeous gorgeous girl that i have ever known, you are truly one of a kind my girl! tagged—@yourusername

liked by georgeclarkeey, chloeburrows and 298,126 others

gkbarry dear sexiest bitch in the entirety of europe, wishing you the best birthday there ever was. we need more people like your fantastical self in the world, cheers for sticking around this long 😘😘😘😘😘

p.s come to mine later, wear ur red set 👅 tagged—@yourusername

liked by yourusername, tobjizzle and 58,330 others

r0sielewis happy birthday to the best girl i’ve ever known, the first genuine friend i have ever made and who i know will always be there for the rest of my life! happy birthday to my role model, my makeup artist, my hair stylist, my therapist, my personal stylist - happy birthday to my everything. i love you so much yn, i hope you know that! all of us lewis’ do (especially mum.. & harry ig) 🤍🤍 tagged—@yourusername

LATER. . .

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[damn-behzinga]

I was watching JJ's Ending It All video again and that voice note but where he's arguing with his parents always hits deep :'(

[sidemenandothers]

don’t know why people were thinking she was pregnant,, she’s still a skinny legend

[sidemenhaveavillage]

“there's brotherly love between these guys“

[mini-willne]

I like a handful of cock

Josh, Cards Against Humanity, 2017

[bogoshaw]

Today on Vik’s instagram 👌🏻🙌🏻

[anxietys-daughter]

I wish Lewis was in more videos😫❤️.

[sdmntrxsh]

Josh: what is the name of a group of lions?

Ethan: cubs

[subtozerkaa-blog]

behz is a literal gem 

(from josh’s twitter)

[sdmnandfriends]

Say You Won't Let Go (Inspired) - SIMON

Simon X Reader


Description: Say You Won’t Let Go by James Arthur inspired


Requested?: yes by anon : Hello would you be able to write an imagine with Simon based on say you won't let go- James Arthur thank you

Notes: uh, it’s VERY based on the song. A lot of the lines are actually in the song so credit to him. I guess there’s a warning about like body positivity but not really. It’s also very dialogue heavy, which I normally try to avoid.




“Y/N! Stop! Come here!” Simon said waving you over to his chair, obviously annoyed. You had been stood in front of your mirror for at least 5 minutes in leggings and a t-shirt, looking at your body, mentally critiquing yourself in every way. Small, warm tears started to roll down your cheeks after a while so you tried to cover them and wipe them away. Obviously not well enough. Simon had been sat in his chair editing but once he noticed you patting your tears away, was that he had been also looking at your body.

“What?” You said, walking over to him and sitting in his spare gaming chair.

“What’s wrong, gorgeous?” He said continuing to edit.

“That’s just it, I’m not gorgeous. I look Freya, Emily, Katie, Kay and Sarah and see slim and pretty girls. And I’m just not, I’m small but not a good small. The kind of small where all my weight goes to my stomach. Or my thighs. Not to my boobs or bum. I haven’t got the gorgeous looks of them, I haven’t got the skinny legs, I haven’t got the flat stomach, I don-” you said before being interrupted by Simons hands on your outer thigh.

“Y/N! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You’re so beautiful. I don’t think you understand how much I love you and your body. I don’t find those girls attractive. I also haven’t been in love with them for 7 years!” He said, taking his hand away from your thigh and making strong gestures, his cheeks getting slightly flushed and his eyes set firmly on you. Tears threatens to spill over your eyes but you looked away quickly and blinked until they went away.

“Y/N, do you remember when we came back to mine after your first party?” He chuckled, also triggering a slight giggle from you.

“And I took you home, quietly taking you up stairs, making sure not to wake your parents. Then, when you were throwing up, I held your hair back and rubbed your back until you felt better. Do you remember that?” He asked, you nodded and looked back at him with a small smile, knowing what was to come next.

“And then you asked if I wanted to stay? And I told you that you needed rest. But really, I would have loved to have stayed.”

“Why didn’t you?” You asked.

“Because, Y/N, I loved you too much. Too much to stay but not sleep next to you. Or kiss you in the morning when we woke up with hangovers.” He said, looking rather embarrassed. You quickly got up and sat on his lap, legs draped over the arm of his chair and one hand combing through his hair.

“You didn’t know that though. Not then. Because I tried so hard not to show it. Not to show that I needed you. Not to show my sadness when you got another boyfriend.” He said, avoiding your gaze, starting to edit again.

“Simon, stop now, you’re making me embarrassed!” You said outing your hands to your cheeks to hide the redness.

“No, I have to do this! Because otherwise you’ll never believe you’re beautiful.” He said talking your hands and kissing you briefly before continuing.

“Y/N, if you want to, I would love to stay with you until we’re grey and old. But you need to promise me that you won’t let go. You won’t leave me because you don’t think you’re good enough. Because you are good enough. You’re more than good enough. You’re perfect, more than I could ever ask for!” He said, making tears brim, once again, in your eyes.

“Of course I will never leave. Not ever.” You said kissing his nose and then his forehead.

“Okay, in that case, I’ll make you breakfast in bed. I’ll bring you coffee and then kiss your head. Then I’ll take the kids to school. And thank my lucky stars for the day I met you.” He said, pulling you into his chest.

“Simon, please!” you said as hot tears rolled down your cheeks and splattered on his shirt.

“No, Y/N. You need to hear this. You look so beautiful, as ever. No other girl has a ever made me feel like this. I’m so in love with you and I hope you realise that now. Beautiful, your love is more than worth its weight in gold.” He said kissing your nose and wiping away your tears.

“We have come so far, darling. You’re always here for me when I need you most. And I want to live with you forever and ever.” He said, holding you tighter in his arms.

“And, one day, we will get married. And I will love you until my lungs give out!” He said, his own tears landing heavily on the top of your head.

“You made and still do make me feel so wanted and enough” he said, his voice hitching slightly with a sharp intake of breath from trying to hide his tears for so long.

“Simon, I love you so much, with my whole heart! So, of course, I will never let you go. Thank you so much, honey.” You said grabbing his face with both hands and pulling him into a deep kiss. He kissed you back, gently, letting his hands fall to your waist and holding you there firmly.

“I love you most, Y/N” he said pulling away and smiling.

A/N: let me know what you think. I think is slightly different to normal???????

[damn-behzinga]

okay, although jj and ethan were arguing the entire time in that video all I could think about was them body worshipping me and cuddling me i-

[vikkstars-flowercrown-blog]

Harry in flowers (I cropped the dildo from the original pic)

[sidebitchxix]

THE RETURN OF THE RED HAIRED LESBIAN

[amiib]

Another clip which i found funny

Toby: There’s a fly in my room.. Simon: There’s a snake in my boot